Sunday, November 20, 2005

Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 4)

18th August 2003 - 04:25:12 AM
4338 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, according to this article, 5.6 million people in the U.S. have had "prison experience." http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=2&u=/ap/20030817/ap_on_re_us/prison_experience_1

Come over to my place and I'll give you a nice "prison experience"!!! Please drop the soap!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

18th August 2003 - 04:08:30 AM
4337 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, stop posting under my name, asshole! Go post in Diamond's forum - http://www.dustindiamond.com/forum/

Has everyone checked out Diamond's forum webpage yet? It's a great way to schedule gay sex with Diamond! However, Diamond misspelled half of the words on the page, just like a little retard!!! Diamond, can't you spell your own name correctly???? You spelled it "Diamnod" on your forum page! Come over to my place and I'll give you a spelling lesson after I have gay sex with you!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

16th August 2003 - 04:01:31 PM
4305 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey everybody, there's only 2 1/2 more weeks until the Saved By The Bell Season 1 DVD comes out!!! Diamond, this picture is great masturbation material!!! http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AKY3Q.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I will lose many loads while watching the episodes on the DVD!!!

Diamond, thanks for setting up your "forem" page - http://www.dustindiamond.com/forum/

Your new page is a great way for your fans to arrange queer sex!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

15th August 2003 - 11:39:57 AM
4279 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, if you really aren't gay, then why does this webpage have such queer colors? If you truly are the real Diamond, you'll change the colors tonight. If I check this website tonight and the colors are the same, everyone will know that you like other dudes to get naked and sit on your face!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
15th August 2003 - 12:57:47 AM
4272 : Kurt Steinberg
Amanda, I've never posted under your name or Chachi's, you bull dyke!!! I'm here for one reasons - to post queer fantasies about Diamond!!! I'm certainly not here to post lame fake messages under your name.

- Kurt Steinberg

15th August 2003 - 12:55:03 AM
4271 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's take a trip down to the Hawaiian beaches you keep writing about. You may think they are dirty now, but wait until I do you in the cornhole on those beaches! We'll really dirty it up!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
14th August 2003 - 11:25:32 AM
4258 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando,you are correct about dried-on cum being difficult to remove from a computer mouse. I learned that the hard way when I was touching myself while looking at gay porn wbesites a couple months ago.

Chachi, please leave this board immediately. I don't understand why you keep posting here. If you don't want to tell Diamond he sucks or schedule gay sex with him, then why are you posting here? It's quite a conundrum! Or could it be that you are actually a closeted homosexual? If so, come over to my place and bring Diamond with you - we can make a queer train!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
14th August 2003 - 02:28:52 AM
4249 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, message 4230 is hilarious!!! It excited me so much that I lost my load all over my mouse - I think I'll make Diamond or Chachi lick it clean!!!

Please do write a poem about how sexy I am! I'm getting a woodrow right now just think about it!

Poetry is a great way to express queer fantasies!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
11th August 2003 - 11:27:04 AM
4163 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please come over to my place. We can get naked and then smack each other around. I will use your face as my own personal "sit 'n spin"!!! I will then fart in your mouth and give you a Cleveland Steamer!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
11th August 2003 - 04:19:48 AM
4152 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I've lost many loads touching myself while thinking about your brillo head and toned body.

In light of message 4866, I think we need to take a vacation on a fishing boat. I will stick my fishing pole in your cornhole, and I'll see what I catch (hopefully it isn't herpes!!!). Speaking of "swordfish," I will fish in your ass with my "sword"!!!!!

Please call me!!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
08th August 2003 - 11:43:36 AM
4085 : Kurt Steinberg
Emelio (message 4650), I blew my load when I read your message! I want in on your socks and duct tape game with Diamond. After he's tied up, let me break him in for you! Diamond is going to love our game!

- Kurt Steinberg
07th August 2003 - 01:29:28 AM
4041 : Kurt Steinberg
Who keeps posting fake messages under Diamond's name? Whoever posted 4463 and 4465 is a piece of crap! Take your communist propaganda to another forum! The U.S.A. is the greatest country in the history of the world, and the real Daimond knows it! Where else can gay men such as Diamond suck each other off in the privacy of their own homes while watching Saved By The Bell and then pack each other's "fudge" next to the dumspter behind a gay bar????

Also, and more important, the real Diamond knows that this message board is only for QUEERS to arrange gay sex with Diamond!!!

The real Diamond and I need to hook up for manly love!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
06th August 2003 - 01:50:34 AM
4008 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, if you want to duel, we should meet up at Diamond's place. Then we can get naked and have a "swordfight." Whoever wins the swordfight will get his salad tossed first by Diamond!!!

I'm glad that you've finally turned gay!

- Kurt Steinberg
06th August 2003 - 01:19:32 AM
3998 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi = pile of what just dripped out of Diamond's ass!!!

Listen asshole, I'm getting sick of your shit! I don't post fake messages under your moniker or anyone else's. If fake, you or somebody else here has been posting fakes messages under my name. In any event, you need to get your heterosexual ass off this board! This is a faggots-only forum!!!

Diamond, when you're done with the "corncob smuggler," give me a call! I'll squirt a load in your white man's afro!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
05th August 2003 - 11:15:46 AM
3956 : Kurt Steinberg
This is the real Kurt Steinberg again. Chachi, stop posting under my name - I'm certain that you posted messages 4365 and 4366. Also, take your racist messages to a Slater or Mr. Belding guestbook. This forum is intended for homosexuals only!!! If you want to post regarding any other topic, you should post elsewhere!

We need to queer up this board! Emelio, I almost lost my load when I read your message! You should beat up your brother for waking you up.

- Kurt Steinberg
05th August 2003 - 01:43:22 AM
3940 : Kurt Steinberg
What assclown is now posting under my name???? I am the real Kurt Steinberg and I posted message 4359, but not 4361 or 4362.

I am definitely gay and I enjoy reading the erotic homosexual messages here - it's great masturbation material!!! Diamond, come over to my place sometime - I want you to drink my load!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
05th August 2003 - 01:34:41 AM
3935 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, my nutsack itches. Can I rub it all over your face? That should keep it from itching.

Let's go out to the Sunset Strip on Friday. We can go to The Standard - we'll both slip into the same bathroom stall and then have a swordfight!

- Kurt Steinberg
04th August 2003 - 03:29:02 AM
3847 : Kurt Steinberg
Who posted message 4241? It's yet another fake message attributed to Kurt Steinberg! If I find the false poster, I'm going to squirt my load in your eye to temporarily blind you. Next, I will eat 3 burritoes from Taco Bell and then I will sit on your face and drop ass! Finally, I will spray diarrhea all over your head - I'll be sure to get some in your eye!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

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