The beloved actor Dennis Haskins died last week after a multi-year battle with Parkinson's disease. In honor of his iconic character, Mr. Belding, here are some AI-generated videos of a Mr. Belding-like character. AI-generated videos of Mr. Belding-like characters have previously been posted as Part 1 and Part 2.
Here is a video of Mr. Belding bowling with Screech. Mr. Belding rips a loud fart, which Screech uses as an excuse to quit:
Here is a video of Screech and Mr. Belding at a Top Golf facility when Screech clumsily falls off a hitting bay into netting and then begs Mr. Belding for help:
Here is a video of Mr. Belding batting in a softball game where Screech is a catcher. Mr. Belding farts in Screech's face during the game:
Here is a video of Screech hanging out at a garbage dump when a troll walks toward him menacingly, forcing Mr. Belding to step in and save Screech:
Here is a video of Mr. Belding and Screech on a bus. Mr. Belding farted and blamed it on Screech. Screech was quickly kicked off the bus.
Here are videos of Screech and Mr. Belding walking through a shopping mall while Mr. Belding is wearing a "King Kong Dong" t-shirt and Screech is wearing a "Shrimp Dick" t-shirt:
Here is a video of Screech getting hit with a baseball in a batting cage, causing Mr. Belding to laugh hysterically:
Here is a video of Mr. Belding farting in Screech's face while giving Screech a bench press spot at a gym:
Here are videos of Mr. Belding riding on a skateboard through a cafeteria and crop-dusting Screech by farting in Screech's face:
Here is a video of Mr. Belding blaming Screech for the shutdown of the Sora AI-video generation platform. Mr. Belding proceeds to rip a huge fart in Screech's face:
Here are videos of Screech wiping out while traveling down a snowy hill, to the delight of Mr. Belding and John Arby:
Here is a video of Screech and Mr. Belding on an aerial tramway over a mountainous area when Mr. Belding farts, stinking up the aerial tramway:
Here are videos of Mr. Belding chowing down on a large pizza in his office when Screech walks into the office and Mr. Belding rips a large fart:
Here is a video of Screech and Mr. Belding jumping on a trampoline when Mr. Belding farts, knocking Screech off the trampoline:
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These are some amazing tributes to an awesome guy. Mr. Belding had a great sense of humor, and loved ripping ass on Screech!
Barf, do you think that Mr. Belding learned how to ride on a skateboard just so that he could crop dust Screech? It looked like his farts really propelled the skateboard!
Mr B definitely became a master of his craft, and the lengths he went to for the canned laughter to go mad was commendable! He will be deeply missed.
I recall a later episode of the New Class (after Corky took over as Administrative Assistant, and Screech was demoted to unpaid bathroom attendant) - Screech was seen driving to the gas station to start his next shift in the restroom after school in his rusty old Gremlin with a missing rear bumper, and suddenly a pair of leatherclad figures could be seen accelerating on a motorcycle.
It turned out Mr B was riding with Corky in a sidecar, and got mad at Screech for hogging the overtaking lane.
Belding managed to position himself so that his ass was pointing at Screech, and unleashed a monster fart - the toxins in the Taco Bell he had eaten for lunch must have been strong, as the fart was luminous green and instantly filled the gremlin, causing Screech to lose all visibility and crash into the centre reservation.
Corky and Mr B high fived each other before riding off to the nearest Pizza Hut for several pizzas washed down with mountain dew.
Screech on the other hand was a crumpled mess at the side of the road, with the airbag in his car having long been replaced by a colostony bag deliberately installed by Coach Sonski during shop class, and doing little to avoid further life changing injuries.
Ironically Screech is shown completely mobile again in the next episode, and I don’t think this was the first (or last) time Screech seemed to be involved in a road accident.
Paul, that was a fantastic episode recap. How dare Screech drive in the left lane on the highway in his crappy Gremlin car which probably tops out at 55 mph? Screech deserved to be farted on and the fact that a mere fart, albeit an incredibly stinky one, caused Screech to lose control of his vehicle shows that Screech shouldn’t have been driving in the first place!
It was also a good prank of Coach Sonski to replace the air bags in Screech’s car with flimsy colostomy bags. Coach Sonski got Screech good that time!
Isaac Lidsky, the actor who played the Screech-like character, Weasel, during the first season of The New Class, went blind by the time he was 25, as a result of a degenerative eye disease. Despite this, he graduated Magna Cum Laude from Harvard Law School and clerked for a Supreme Court Justice. He also founded a couple companies and is supposedly worth at least $100 million.
This is quite a contract from what Screech did after SBTB. Screech became an unpaid bathroom attendant who worked for pocket change. Screech sniffed buttholes, ate feces, and was viciously butt-slammed on a daily basis. After his alleged death, the Jewish community claimed Screech was Lutheran, not Jewish, because they were embarrassed to be associated with him.
SBTB: Hawaiian Style, Isaac realized playing “Weasel” wasn’t a career. He then overcame going blind to really accomplish things. Screech did the opposite. He tried to milk the Screech character for everything he could get. He never bothered to get an education, spent money on garbage, and when his stand up comedy act didnt pay the bills he turned to being an unpaid bathroom attendant at truck stops! I believe he did this to keep warm in winter, but primarily to have access to thousands of truckers who would constantly rip nasty farts, and spray diarrhea!
https://nypost.com/2026/10/04/us-news/abdul-el-sayed-farts-in-public-ex-aide-says-and-blasts-senate-candidate-as-immature-manufactured-man/
I bet Screech would love to be his campaign manager! Free farts!
I am considering becoming a big rig driver. One major reason is the ability to run into Screech and rip ass on his hook nose. I can only imagine how after doing a 10 hour drive it would be a huge relief to finally release a massive fart right in Screech’s face, before spraying an enormous amount of diarrhea into a toilet. I’ve been perusing some trucker boards and am disheartened to see that much of the former trucker camaraderie is gone. It seems truckers had their own sections in truck stop restaurants and would hang out on the CB having good fun. Today most of those restaurants have been replaced with fast food joint, and CB’s have been replaced by cell phones. I don’t like that one bit. But no one will replace the need for a hook-nosed goblin who sniffs farts, tongues buttholes, and gives out mints and cologne spritz’s for tips!
I was a travelling salesman in Britain in the early 2010s, and after 3 hours of driving pulled over to a service station to grab a bite to eat. My diet at the time was pretty poor, and my dinner that evening consisted of an XXL Bacon Double cheeseburger from Burger King, large fries, cake, a large fan of monster energy and then a triple espresso from Starbucks.
After downing the Espresso, my guts really started to rumble and I knew I was already on borrowed time! I stormed into the gents restroom and saw Screech! When I was younger I used to watch SBTB - I always thought Kelly Kapowski was hot while Screech was a hooknosed loser; yet here he was manning the restrooms as an unpaid bathroom attendant. He had recently been on Big Brother in the UK and got voted off after a handful of episodes for being an annoying loser, so I’m assuming he was just trying to make extra money before his flight home (likely in economy).
He greeted me by bowing whilst clasping his hands together, and said: “Good evening sir! Can I assist you with your penis or ass needs?!” I had no time for his nonsense, so barged past him and made my way to the nearest stall. Behind me, I could hear him shouting: “Zoinks! That’s reserved for the chief!”
I was relieved to make it to the stalls, and began almost violently unloading my bowels into the pan, at which I could hear that Gargoyle outside saying: “Jeepers, you’re taking one hell of a dump!” He then started clapping as if he was praising me in my abilities!
I was about to finish off when I suddenly heard him exclaim: “Zoinks!! It’s the chief!” At this, I heard a bunch of loud noises including the crashing of a stall door and some very loud buttslamming. After flushing, I walked out and laughed - he was upside down in the toilet pan covered in faeces while the toilet continuously flushed and he kept uttering “Zoinks!”
Thankfully my evening was made better by bumping into Mr Belding, who was in the main corridor signing autographs and taking group selfies with hot young chicks. He smiled at me and told me he had taken care of “business” in the mens room then did his trademark laugh from the series.
I was glad to meet Mr B in person, but even on the international stage Screech was a pathetic loser
Bill, that is one hot story! Mr. Belding seems to have always been very friendly and fun. He tried his best to control Screech’s deviancy by butt-slamming him, but Screech was insistent on being a deranged weirdo. No matter how many lessons Mr. Belding provided Screech never learned anything. At least in your case Mr. Belding butt-slamming, then tossing him headfirst into a toilet, kept him from further annoying you.
I was an assistant to the producer on the first two seasons of the New Class. When Screech was gone for the first season, Isaac Lidsky was hired to play a Screech-like character named “Weasel.” Lidsky was a dorky guy with a huge Jew-fro, just like Screech. However, Lidsky was very different from Screech in real life. Mr. Belding was eating a few slices of deep dish pepperoni pizza one day during a break when he ripped a loud and stinky fart. Mr. Belding told Lidsky to come out and eat the fresh “meal” he just made. However, instead of inhaling the fart and sniffing Mr. Belding’s ass, like Screech would have done, Lidsky had a disgusted look on his face and walked 20 feet away. I also heard that Mr. Belding asked Lidsky for an anal tongue bath another time and Lidsky refused instead of munching of Mr. Belding’s butthole like Screech would have done. I heard that Mr. Belding pushed to have Lidsky fired and replaced with Screech because Lidsky refused to service his penis and ass needs’
Fart Meal, it seems Isaac really hurt his chances at remaining on SBTB, but in the long run I’d say he made a good choice. He went on to be a real success, while Screech went on to live in various men’s rooms at truck stops.
Tox - you are right, Mr Belding was very approachable and polite, it genuinely felt like he was happy to meet his fans.
Screech on the other hand was super creepy; bathroom attendants are not common in the UK and definitely a rarity at a motorway service station, therefore I think it was unlikely his perverted “work” resulted in much financial achievement. It did seem as though he got his “fix” by leering at men in the bathroom and hearing them evacuate their bowels rather then by any meagre tips he may have received. He sure was a deranged weirdo.
I was speaking to a contact last week who thinks they encountered Screech in another public toilet - it sounds like their bowels were significantly closer to rupturing than mine were, and upon being greeted by Screech he couldn’t hold it any longer so literally dropped his bridges, leant forward and went gung-ho all over Screech. Apparently Screech looked like something out of a horror film afterwards, but even though he had been showered in faeces he revelled in the situation and said something along the lines of:
“Zoinks!! Hold the tip, this is 10 Bah-mitzvahs in 1!”
I suck bulbous and filthy uncircumcised cocks..
Bill, I knew that Screech worked at a number of rest stops as an unpaid bathroom attendant over the years, but didn’t realize that he ever visited the UK to offer his services. That perv sounds like he enjoyed that diarrhea spray from your colleague. Don’t get me wrong - I’m not gay or anything like that, but I always thought it would be cool to drop trou, position my bare ass toward Screech’s face, and then spray a torrent of diarrhea all over Screech. Your colleague lived the dream!
I am a viking, and u will taste my steel.. ⚔️
I was aware Screech had toured all over the United States, and North Korea, but was unaware he had been in other countries? I guess I never pictured him having the funds to purchase an overseas plane ticket! Once in the UK I wonder if he harassed people in other countries? The French are kind of weird and might have found him leering at them and yelling "Zoinks" charming?
I asked an AI chatbot what it knew about John Arby. This is part of the AI chatbot's response:
"John Arby is typically depicted as an incredibly wealthy, arrogant, апd mean-spirited multi-milionaire who controls the Arby`s corporate empire. He is characterized by several specific traits:
- Tormenting Screech: Alongside Mr Belding, John Arby is one of the main characters who constantly torments апd degrades a fictionalized version of Dustin Diamond's character, Screech Powers.
- Crude Physical Humor: In alignment with the blog's juvenile style of humor, John Arby's primary actions in these fictional videos involve blasting massive belches ог farts directly into the faces of other characters - usually Screech ог baseball fan Steve Bartman 一 often while demanding they eat at Arby's.
- Bizarre Ultra-Wealth: The scripts often mention him living in a massive mansion, flying around in a custom private jet and throwing expensive drinks or car exhaust at Screech when Screech begs him for money ог food."
https://youtu.be/3cN2wyUOFLs?is=85h3eV_2zhX4lr0j
This is a clip from the UK show Dustin Diamond appeared on in 2013, Big Brother; the essence of it was that a bunch of Washed Up “Celebrities” would be locked into a house for several days and filmed doing various “tasks”. I recall Screech was voted off by the general public after a handful of episodes and that may be why he started his side hustle of leering at Patrons in various men’s rooms around England while waiting for his return flight.
John Arby Fan, that description is pretty spot on, except John Arby is a real guy who started Arby’s and did enjoy ripping ass in Screech’s face. I don’t appreciate AI falsely accusing people on this fine blog of making up stories or people. John Arby is an American hero!
John Arby Fan, I can assure you my husband is real. I have no idea if that gargoyle Screech is still alive, but I can say he deserved it when my husband or I farted on him. He was a weird goblin and I believe he is hiding in the woods, as it seems like something he would do. My husband tried to help him, and encourage him to get a job at Arby’s. Screech thought he was too famous for that and instead decided to hang out in men’s rooms at truck stops making spare change. AI is worthless. It can’t make a Beef N Cheddar sandwich can it? It certainly doesn’t know diddly about the legend that is John Arby!
I am the son of Dennis Haskins. I have obviously been mourning the death of my father. He was a great guy who was beloved by all. I lived with my mom out of the spotlight and dad didn’t try to push me into acting, which I appreciate. Anyhow, I think this website is hilarious, essentially a work of performance art. However, it pains me when people besmirch one of dad’s best friends, John Arby. Mr. Arby came to dad’s funeral and wake and did one of the readings during the church service. Mr. Arby is a great guy who is always the life of the party. The way he can belch or fart on cue to entertain everyone is a special gift. I don’t understand why anyone would claim he doesn’t exist, seeing as how he is the well-known founder and CEO of a popular national fast food chain!
Dustin Haskins, your dad was great and iconic as Mr. Belding. You were blessed to be his son.
It was reported today that Mr. Belding had irritable bowel syndrome. Is this why he was able to spray a ridiculous amount of diarrhea onto Screech on a daily basis?
Flapjack, I saw that report, and wonder if Screech constantly annoying Mr. Belding riled up his bowels, resulting in Mr. Belding having to spray copious amounts of diarrhea regularly?
Dustin, thanks for stopping by. Your father was a good man, and really tried to teach Screech how to be a normal human being.
I worked on the Saved By the Bell set as a boom mic operator starting in the early 1990s. At some point, Mr. Belding developed irritable bowel syndrome and would often have to take breaks to use the bathroom. He was an important member of the cast, so we encouraged him to let us know if he had to use the bathroom. Screech was always interested in helping out as he had a strange fascination with bathrooms and would always loiter in the men’s room listening to people using the toilets and was often observed inhaling huge breaths of noxious odors whenever someone in the bathroom was farting or taking a smelly dump. Anyhow, Screech told Mr. Belding that maybe he should look at his butthole or smell it to see if something was seriously wrong. So Mr. Belding dropped his pants in the men’s room and then Screech bent over to inspect his anus. Mr. Belding suddenly felt the urge to go diarrhea and immediately sprayed an enormous amount of diarrhea into Screech’s face and all over his Jewish-fro! We ended up having to hose down Screech. This is actually why Screech would wear those ridiculous ugly Zubaz pants - the stripes helped mask diarrhea stains.
Boom Mic Operator, I read that Mr. Belding got really depressed after his Parkinson’s diagnoses. I wonder if he lost control of his bowels which were so important to him? He may also have lost control of his ability to rip massive farts. I read that he was so depressed he stopped answering texts and calls from his friends and family.
Screech certainly was a giant loser to want to examine someone’s butthole. What could he possibly have done to help Mr. Belding’s irritable bowel syndrome? He was a real deviant and probably hoped to get his jollies by sniffing Mr. Belding’s anus!
Thomas Turd, I can see how one might think that Parkinson’s would cause bowel incontinence. However that is not normally the case. In fact, the opposite is far more common. Parkinson’s slows down bowel activity and many times this leads to severe constipation. For someone with IBS that can lead to severe bowel issues. Mr. Belding was well known for both his farting and diarrhea spraying prowess. I’m sure both were spurred on by his IBS which is known for creating extra smelly farts, and bouts of diarrhea. The Parkinson’s would have reversed much of this and after decades of winning farting competitions and spraying diarrhea, he would have become a shell of who he once was. I believe that’s why he withdrew from the public eye and became depressed. I hope my explanation helps.
Dr. Butthole, it is nice that an esteemed medical doctor is posting here! Back in the early 1990s, I think that Mr. Belding only had irritable bowel syndrome, which caused him to go diarrhea at a regular clip. I do not think that he had Parkinson's disease at that time. But I agree with you that if he stopped being able to go diarrhea constantly as his Parkinson’s disease progressed, that undoubtedly would have caused him to suffer from depression. Spraying diarrhea was a big part of Mr. Belding’s identity and his must have been a huge blow to his ego and self-worth when that was taken away from him as Parkinson’s raged his body.
Boom Mic Operator, it seems Mr. Belding wasn't diagnosed with Parkinsons until 2018. When you knew him in the 1990's I'm certain he was a virile young man who could hose down a 5 alarm fire with his powerful diarrhea spray! He was a heroic man who will always be remembered for his acting, farts, and powerful diarrhea sprays. I'm sure he became reclusive in his final years as he didnt't want to let down his fans, who had come to count on him ripping 12 second farts, before hosing down Screech with a nice diarrhea spray!
I was there when Mr. Belding was at the mall with Screech. Dozens of ladies were swooning when they saw his "King Kong Dong" shirt! Screech was visibly annoyed Mr. Belding got all the attention, as many fine laides approached Mr. Belding and asked for a date. Not one approached the "Shrimp Dick". Mr. B handled everyone with class and a few belches, and even signed a few autographs. When no one wanted Screech's autograph he began crying which annoyed Mr. Belding. Mr. Belding then bent over, aimed his ass at Screech, and left a powerful fart that blew Screech down the escalator. Everyone cheered this on and one really hot girl fainted!
Mall Rat, I remember reading stories about this incident years ago. As you pointed out, the girls went crazy when they saw Mr. Belding and wanted his autograph and photos with him. Is it true that there was a team of team of girls who were on a college soccer team at the mall when Mr. Belding and Screech were there? I heard that a really fit and hot girl grabbed Screech’s head and pressed it against Mr. Belding’s ass while her teammates cheered for Mr. Belding to fart. Mr. Belding then ripped an enormous fart in Screech’s face and everyone started cheering!
Ass Breath, you are correct. After Screech fell down the escalator Mr. Belding went down to check on him. A gaggle of girls, mostly from UCLA’s women’s soccer team, followed him down. When they got to the bottom they found Screech was fine. Screech then complained about Mr. B’s huge fart knocking him over. That’s when one of the girls grabbed Screech by his massive Jew-fro and pressed his face to Mr. Belding’s ass. Mr. Belding played it perfectly and cranked his arm as if winding up, then let loose a massive blast that singed Screech’s Jew-fro. S thunderous applause then came from the crowd.
I was in a bowling league in Reno back in 2016. Screech and Mr. Belding were in the same league and participated in a few tournaments. Screech was horrible and was lucky to get 50 points in a game, whereas Mr. Belding typically exceeded 200 or more. Mr. Belding would strategically fart during the middle of tight games to psych out the other bowling teams. It was much more difficult to bowl after he farted as his farts were so stinky! Trying to bowl while holding your breath because the bowling alley reeks of the stench of anus is not an easy task! So the video of Screech and Mr. Belding bowling shown above is quite accurate. I remember Mr. Belding and Screech winning at least one bowling tournament. However, I also recall another tournament where they lost because of Screech was essentially dead weight for his team. After losing that tournament, I distinctly remember them walking into the men's room, followed by the very loud and conspicuous sound of butt-slamming emanating, along with many utterances of "Zoinks!"
That snow tubing video really showed how uncoordinated Screech was. Mr. Belding was eating a massive slice of pizza, while John Arby was drinking a large soda, and eating curly fries, and neither of them fell out of their tubes. Screech, who had nothing in his hands wiped out like a turd.
Mean Gene, small world! I used to work the front desk at a bowling alley where the Big Bopper and Screech would regularly bowl. I can attest to what you've said and it is accurate, both were notorious at our lanes. I regularly had to chase Screech away as he would quietly steal used bowling shoes to sniff and jerk off in. I truly hated that faggot for making my work day longer.
I also heard a rumor that Screech was "bug chasing" and trying to develop a super strong variant of the AIDS virus.
I was in a Reno bowling league that overlapped the one Screech and Mr. Belding were in. One time I recall being next to them as I finished a game. Mr. Belding was off to a great start with a turkey, and I think Screech had a 4 after 3 rounds. Mr. Belding had ordered a large order of onion rings and began chowing down on them the second they were delivered. Screech began asking him for some immediately which seemed to really annoy Mr. Belding. After eating nearly the entire basket of onion rings Screech complained there was only one left. Mr. Belding laughed heartily and said he was saving that one for Screech. Screech looked all happy, then Mr. Belding stood up, dropped his pants and underwear, then put the last onion ring in his filthy ass crack and said “eat up you deranged goblin”. Screech yelled “Zoinks” then went to town on the onion ring, eating it in about 3 seconds. It was one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen! Mr. Belding then bowled another strike before I got out of there.
Barney, Screech was pretty weird and Mr. Belding always had to teach him lessons in his own unique way. I remember seeing Mr. Belding scarfing down onion rings and then ripping nasty onion ring-fueled farts in Screech’s face, but I never saw Screech eat one out of Mr. Belding’s butt crack! Screech probably tongued Mr. Belding’s anus while claiming he was busting licking off onion ring crumbs.
My wife and I were on vacation in Switzerland back in 2014. We were waiting line to ride an aerial tramway through an area of the Swiss Alps. While in line, we noticed that Screech and Mr. Belding were in line in front of us. Mr. Belding was holding a pizza box in one hand as he boarded the aerial tramway with Screech. Anyhow, after they got off their car, it ended up being removed from the cable system for some type of cleaning. Apparently Mr. Belding chowed down on his pizza and ripped numerous pepperoni farts in Screech’s face during their ride ln the aerial tramway. I heard that the interior of the car reeked of the stench of anus! The cleaning company was unable to remove the stinky odor and I heard rumors that the car had to be burned! That video above of them in an aerial tramway is very accurate!
Burrito Supreme, Mr. Belding must have always been starving for pizza. I’m amazed that he was able to chow down on a huge slice while riding an inner tube down a snowy hill.
There are some nice videos of Zoinks and Zubaz Diamond on the new post.
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