Steve Bartman is a Chicago Cubs fan who infamously attempted to catch a foul ball during game 6 of the 2003 National League Championship Series (NLCS) at Wrigley Field. Steve Bartman was notorious for wearing a green turtleneck, glasses, and huge 1980s-style headphones while sitting in the stands at the game.
The Chicago Cubs were leading the Florida Marlins 3–0 with one out in the eighth inning and held a three-games-to-two lead in the best-of-seven series at the time of the incident. Steve Bartman bobbled the foul ball and dropped it as Chicago Cubs outfielder Moises Alou attempted to catch the ball, but was unable to do so because Steve Bartman had touched the ball. The Chicago Cubs ended up choking, giving up 8 runs after the incident, and lost the game 8-3. Steve Bartman was blamed by angry Chicago Cubs fans for blowing the NLCS, ending the team's chance at its first World Series since 1945. The Chicago Sun Times published Steve Bartman's home address and he ended up receiving death threats and temporarily went into hiding.
AI-generated videos of Steve Bartman are set forth below. In this first video, Steve Bartman orders a meal at Taco Bell and then clumsily drops his tray:
In this video, Steve Bartman and Screech are at a Taco Bell. Steve Bartman accidentally drops a tray, causing Screech to yell, "Zoinks!"
In this video, Steve Bartman is sitting in the stands at a Chicago Bulls game when John Arby asks why he is wearing a Cubs hat and then farts in Steve Bartman's face:
In this video, Steve Bartman meets a Dustin Diamond-like bathroom attendant in a men's room:
In this video, Steve Bartman is working with Dustin Diamond as a bathroom attendant when they meet Cubs player Jason Heyward exiting from a stall and offer him a breath mint. Heyward belches in their faces to their delight:
In these videos, Steve Bartman is on Larry King Live discussing the 2003 NLCS game and claimed that he dropped the foul ball because a nearby fan ripped a pepperoni fart. Steve Bartman also mentions that he is now delivering food for Uber Eats:
In this video, the North Korean government reports that Steve Bartman has moved to North Korea to escape persecution in the United States and is now working as an unpaid bathroom attendant:
The following videos have previously been posted. Steve Bartman is working with and living with Screech in North Korea:
38 comments:
Bartman is almost as big a loser as Screech is! Why did he go to North Korea to clean bathrooms with Screech?! General Chung is an amazing prankster and really kept those two idiots in line!
I like how John Arby managed to sneak Arby’s food into the NBA stadium for the Chicago Bulls and then farted in Bartman’s face to teach him a lesson about wearing a Cubs cap to a Bulls game!
I wonder whether Steve Bartman is still living in North Korea. I remember reading somewhere that he was dating Anthony Rizzo and had a job delivering food for Uber Eats somewhere in Arizona.
John Arby is a true hero to me. He not only built a fast food empire, he stayed true to himself. He eats Arby’s constantly, dresses casually, and belches and farts constantly. He doesn’t care what other people think of him and that’s why everyone seems to love him. It was appropriate to belch and fart in Bartman’s face for wearing a Cubs hat to a Bulls game. Personally, I heard that Bartman went to North Korea when he and Anthony Rizzo had broken up for a few months. Bartman was so overcome by grief he followed that moron Screech to North Korea thinking he’d have a better life. He somehow escaped and returned and is back dating Anthony Rizzo and delivering Door Dash in a late 90’s Geo Metro.
John Arby is living the American Dream! He’s probably worth hundreds of millions of dollars, is a well-known and successful businessman, has a hot wife, and belches and farts whenever and wherever he wants. He clearly enjoys ripping farts, as he laughed hysterically after farting in Steve Bartman’s face at that Bulls games! I bet he did the same to Screech. Steve Bartman is the “Screech” of Wrigley Field!
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I was the Cubs manager during the 2016 season. We had the best team that year, but almost lost the World Series in seven games to the Cleveland Indians because of my horrendous pitching decisions over the last few games of the series. There was a rain delay before the 10th inning of Game 7. Cubs superfan Steve Bartman had been working covertly as a bathroom attendant for the team at the time. He had to keep him off the books to avoid a media storm, so he was unpaid. I sent Steve to a 711 down the street to pick up some 2-liters of soda during the rain delay. When Steve got back to the clubhouse, outfielder Jason Heyward chugged an entire 2-liter of grape Crush soda and then started belching into the buttholes of the Cubs players who were due up at the plate in the bottom of the 10th inning. Jason Heyward did this to motivate those hitters and it worked! Jason Heyward notoriously took credit for motivating the Cubs to victory after the game, even though he only hit .150 during the World Series. Steve Bartman was our good luck charm in that World Series. Afterwards, Steve and Anthony Rizzo started dating. They had a hot relationship where Anthony would devour huge slices of deep dish pepperoni pizza and then rip pepperoni farts in Steve’s face in the showers before games.
Joe, that was a truly magical season, and now I see why the Cubs decided to give Steve Bartman a World Series Ring! Without him getting that soda for Jason Heyward he never would have motivated the team during that rain delay! 10 years later, with a few hiccups, Bartman and Rizzo are still going strong! Jason Heyward used that motivational belch to get a ridiculous contract that’s gone down as one of the worst contracts in history.
I once flew on Air Force One during the Biden presidency. Also on board were Anthony Rizzo, Steve Bartman, and Mr. Belding. Joe Biden kept asking Mr. Belding about his farting prowess, saying he’d heard Mr. Belding had amazing fart powers. Mr. Belding was very cordial but deffered to exhibiting his powers. Then Joe Biden said that his son Hunter had the most powerful farts known to man, and he’d once knocked a crow out of the sky with a fart. This annoyed Mr. Belding who stood up, bent over, and blasted a fart so powerful it blew Joe Biden out of his seat! It also fogged up the entire section of the plane, and the oxygen masks dropped from the ceiling. Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman (who was wearing the same outfit he’d worn at that notorious Cubs playoff game) got turned on by the fart and began making out. When Joe Biden came too he admitted that Mr. Belding had the most powerful fart he’d ever experienced and he was now ashamed of Hunter. A few nights later Joe had his disastrous debate with Donald Trump that ended his candidacy. I’ve always wondered if the lingering effects of Mr. Beldings fart had anything to do with it?
Ass Juice, the Cubs actually signed Heyward to his albatross contract in 2015, a year before the Cubs won the World Series. We always stocked the clubhouse with 2-liters of grape Crush after the World Series, but Heyward got progressively worse each season. It was a shame that he couldn’t belch into his own butt, as maybe that would have helped him?
Pee-Wee, that airplane must have stunk like an anus after Mr. Belding ripped that powerful fart. Mr. Belding’s farts should really be considered to be an assault with a deadly weapon and an FAA violation when done on an airplane!
I would like to extend an invitation to Steve Bartman to join the Book of Zubaz group. He needs to upgrade his wardrobe to high-quality Zubaz pants and underwear. At our meetings, we shall cleanse Steve Bartman of his sins by belching and farting in his face, just like we did to Screech! As it says in paragraph 3:16 of the Book of Zubaz, “thou shalt presseth thine bare ass up against a new member’s face to cleanse he or she of sins.”
Mr. Zubaz, thank you for posting! You are a true legend among the Gay Screech community. Please record video of your “Baptism of Farts” ceremony for Steve Bartman if he joins your religion!
Larry, have you ever invited Jason Heyward to join the Book of Zubaz group? Now that he’s a washed up former baseball player he likely has plenty of time on his hands. His biggest claim to fame is belching in other people’s anus’s to motivate them. With a supply of grape soda I bet he could help motivate your flock so they could achieve an even greater understanding of the good Book of Zubaz!
I just saw an episode of SBTB: The New Class where the school board decided to sell the school. So Screech and Belding dressed as Elvis, had buttsex in the janitors closet, then went to the prom together to try and talk the rich guy out of tearing down bayside. Then Slater and the rest of the gang showed up and talked him out of it. Everyone then celebrated and dropped trough before dropping a deuce on Screech!
Pops, I distinctly remember that episode of the New Class. That was one of the dumbest episodes of the New Class. The school board was going to sell the school to someone who was going to demolish it to build a parking lot. Where were all of the students going to go if the completely full school had been sold? I don’t think that was ever even addressed! The only reason the lazy writers wrote that episode was to give Zack, Lisa, and Slater a reason to appear in an episode, and to give Screech a ridiculous outfit to wear while Mr. B butt-slammed him!
One of my favourite moments in that episode was when Lisa Turtle appeared.
Screech tried to use it as an opportunity to show he was heterosexual by exclaiming “his queen had returned”, however Lisa was well aware of the circumstances and knew what to do.
She slugged him in the gut straight away causing him to double over in pain, and then got Mr Belding to drop trou and unleash an ear breaking fart immediately throwing Screech across the room, smashing into a wall and landing as a heap on the floor.
The rich guy said something along the lines of “is that meant to impress me” before Zack walked in revealing he was the grandson of the old whore he was banging.
I’d imagine the writers ran out of ideas before changing the entire cast of kids before the next series, therefore invited the original cast back owing to their mastery of improvisation alongside Mr Belding
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SBTB Fanatic and Butthead, that episode was one of the most ridiculous episodes ever. Mr. Belding was looking for a new job as not only was the rich guy buying the school, he was going to demolish it the instant he took possession of it, which was before the prom was to happen. So the school district was fine with a guy buying a school, then demolishing it, before the students had their prom, or the school year even ended. Also, as Mr. Belding was looking for a new job it was obvious there wasn’t another school being built, and I guess the kids were also going nowhere. The end was absurd as when Slater, Lisa, and then Zack came back Screech acted stunned as if his favorite gay pornstar had just walked in the door. They acted as though they didn’t even see him or know who he was. Thankfully Lisa got rid of him and Mr. Belding gave him some hot butt-sex in an attempt to save a horrible episode. In the end all because Zack’s grandmother danced with the rich guy he not only decided to sell the school back for $1, they could keep the remainder of the $5 million he paid for the school to make improvements to the school. We all know Mr. Belding used that money on piles of gay porn magazines, and an endless supply of pizzas. I recall no upgrades of any kind.
So the school board sells the school to a former student who is now extremely wealthy. The only thing those idiots Belding and Screech could come up with was for Screech (who everyone had seen before) to pretend to be an attorney. He then tried to piss off the school board by pretending to be rich guys attorney, then he tried to piss off the rich guy by pretending to be the school boards attorney and demanding more money. Wouldn’t it have helped to get the parents of the students involved instead? I think they would have been interested in what school their children would attend if Bayside was torn down and no other school had been built for them! Instead those lazy writers had Screech wear a disguise. Then the only people that showed up were three former students who should have been at Cal U, along with a whore grandmother who seduced the rich guy and saved the day. What a stupid show.
They could have made that episode better if they had had Corky on it instead of Zach’s whore Aunt. It would have been off the charts if Corky had returned and they explained that Corky had gone to special Ed school at Bayside. This was obviously before Corky became Mr. Belding’s assistant and Screech’s boss, but could have been a great introduction to Corky. When Corky was told his former school was going to be torn down to build some crappy condo’s Corky would have made a massive dookie in his diaper, then would have taken it off and strangled the rich guy until he signed back over the school. Everyone would have cheered Corky and then when he later appeared and needed a job from Mr. Belding it would have made more sense! Personally I would have this highly erotic and a fitting end to season 2 of the “New Class”.
Where did my erotic post go?!
Did you people see that Carrot Top attempted suicide yesterday after he was accused of sexually harassing singer Bryan Adams and of sexually assaulting a young man? Maybe he’ll go into hiding and live with a family of Sasquatches, like Screech https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/09/famous-90s-comedian-known-as-carrot-top-hospitalized/
Reporter, I saw the TMZ story last night but it didn’t mention the Bryan Adams lawsuit or that other dude. What career help could CT offer Bryan Adams?! Many people probably remember the now defunct Carrot Top board. Who knew many of those stories may have been true!
Reporter, I was able to find another article that reports the singer is some guy named Brian Evans, not Bryan Adams. The Gateway Pundit seemingly tossed in the “summer of ‘69” singer erroneously.
https://ca.style.yahoo.com/carrot-tops-second-accuser-reveals-175000812.html
Barf, that was good sleuthing by you and horrible reporting by the Gateway Pundit! The other accuser claims he met Carrot Top on a gay sex dating app, and is suing Carrot Top for buying him alcohol and then taking advantage of him??? I don’t believe that second accuser- it sounds like bs!
Reporter, Page 6 is on top of this coverage and claims Brian Evans was at one time an opened act for Carrot Top, and is now trying to extort him over a sex tape! This sounds like a few dudes tried taking advantage of CT, and I agree with you their claims sound like bs!
Link to current article
https://pagesix.com/2026/09/19/celebrity-news/carrot-top-was-extorted-over-sex-tape-before-alleged-suicide-attempt-docs/
Barf, so Brian Evans previously settled some type of dispute with Carrot Top in 2024, but now claims that the settlement was invalid because he was experiencing severe psychiatric injuries sustained after the 2023 Maui wildfires??! Carrot Top should actually sue Evans for intentional infliction of emotional distress. A civil lawsuit for that is almost never successful, but it actually could be this time since Carrot Top tried to kill himself.
Barf, I do remember the Carrot Top board. As I recall, there were often banner ads for “Gay Chubby Dating.” Now we know why they chose to sponsor it!
I hope CT is ok, and has a quick recovery. I also hope Mr. Belding and Corky take care of those guys who are extorting poor CT. A few nice blasts from Mr. Belding will teach them not to extort people. Corky might even throw in a few diaper stranglings if he’s in the mood. And a big thanks to this fine board for covering the CT case so thoroughly! I get all my news here.
I’m pleased to let everyone know CT is doing well and resting comfortably. I was just speaking with CT and would like someone to track down Screech and offer him the opportunity to fill in for CT while he recuperates. This could be Screech’s big break. CT doesn’t want someone good filling in for him, so we chose Screech. We know he’s living with a family of Sasquatch’s, but feel he may come out of hiding for this once in a lifetime opportunity. If someone can track us down please let us know right away.
I used to frequent the old Carrot Top board and I was outraged when people would post gay fantasies about him. However, now I am shocked to learn that those fantasies apparently became reality for him! I still think he’s a good comedian, but I hope he didn’t catch AIDS or any other dangerous diseases from these weirdo gay extortionists. Carrot Top needs to be careful about whose anus he is tonguing!
James Amos, it’s been a long time! Last I recall you were working at On the Border and were a moderator on the Carrot Top Board! Good to see you’re still a fan of CT. Who knew some of the CT Vegas stories could have been true. I know a few of the stories of dudes meeting up with CT in a dumpster by the McDonalds on the strip were probably made up, but now I’m second guessing myself!
Corky Fanatic, I just noticed your comment from a couple days ago. I agree with you that the episode of the New Class where Bayside was almost sold to a millionaire would have been better if Corky had showed up and strangled the millionaire with his diaper until the man agreed not to buy Bayside. Corky would then have been added as a full-time cast member as Mr. Belding’s paid assistant and Screech would have been demoted to Unpaid Assistant Intern or Unpaid Bathroom Attendant, both of which would have been positions where Corky was Screech’s boss.
Did Steve Bartman and Screech become best friends? They seem to have a lot in common. Screech used to complain about people driving last his house and honking and throwing garbage on it. I believe that the same, if not worse, happened to Steve Bartman. Perhaps the are living as roommates with a clan of Sasquatches in the Pacific Northwest?
Ass Breath, I’ve been wondering if Carrot Top will move into the woods to live with Steve Bartman and Screech? It seems Screech may be a trendsetter of sorts. Screech is there to escape his creditors. Bartman is there to hide from people who were tormenting him. And Carrot Top could be there to get away from the wild allegations weirdos have made against him. It seems Sasquatch are really accepting and understanding creatures to allow people like Screech and Bartman to live with them! I bet Carrot Top will be a huge improvement and he can make funny props to entertain them!
Barf, if Carrot Top and Steve Bartman move into the woods to live with Screech and a family of Sasquatches, do you think they’ll all use wild animals for pillows, like Screech does in the videos in the new post?
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