This posts contains many AI-generated videos of Mr. Horton, the lovable bicycle shop owner from "Diff'rent Strokes" who dated Arnold Jackson's friend, Dudley. Mr. Horton was notorious for serving up banana splits and playing "Neptune: King of the Sea."
Here is an AI-generated video of Arnold Jackson on the TV game show, "Family Feud":
Here is an interview with Gary Coleman where he makes a confession about Mr. Horton:
Here is a Roger Ebert review of "Diff'rent Strokes":
Here is a video clip of a scene of a sitcom in where Screech and Mr. Horton are living together as a gay couple:
Here are four trailers for a TV sitcoms entitled "Horton's Place," staring Mr. Horton, Dudley, and Screech as a bumbling buffoon:
Here are trailers for TV movies about Mr. Horton and Dudley:
Here is a music video starring Mr. Horton, Screech, and Dudley:
Here is a commercial starring Mr. Horton and Dudley for a late 1980s Nintendo Entertain System video game entitled "Neptune: King of the Sea":
Here is a video of a Screech-like bathroom attendant who encounters Mr. Horton:
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Mr. Horton really was a lovable character. I wish these shows had all been made. Watching him rip ass on Screech and shoving pills down his throat would be hysterical. I think a show that combined Mr. Belding living with Mr. Horton would have been amazing. Mr. Horton would regular have date nights with Dudley, and Mr. Belding would have Screech over so he could fart in his face and butt-slam him!
Barf, the producers of Diff’rent Strokes introduced the America to the “lovable pederast.” It would have been hilarious to watch him shove pills down Screech’s throat while the laugh track roared! They would go into Mr. Horton’s closet in the back of the bike shop, shut the door, and then the sound of loud butt-slamming would be heard as the laugh track reach a crescendo of laughs and the credits for the episode rolled…
That “Family Feud” video clip shows how much Arnold and Dudley loved Mr. Horton. Mr. Drummond was obviously jealous of the attention Mr. Horton was receiving and used his illicit connections with crooked police officers to frame Mr. Horton. It would not surprise me at all if Mr. Drummond had ties to the mob, as he was a chairman at a large company which managed major real estate and financial projects.
Screech and Mr. Horton look they are deeply in love in that sitcom video. Was that from a pilot, or did they actually film a full season for the Spice Channel, or some other adult-themed cable channel? Mr. Horton released one hell of a belch in Screech’s face!
Barf, Pee Stain, that is one erotic clip! Screech seems dumber than normal in that episode, making me wonder if he was showing the effects of his Adult Onset Down Syndrome, or had Mr. Horton loaded him up with some wine and pills? I certainly hope that was made into a series as they seem to be living in a trailer together and are having a seemingly torrid relationship. I do appreciate Mr. Horton belches in Screech’s face to keep him focused and in line.
Diff’rent Strokes Fanatic, I’m certain Mr. Drummond was associated with the mafia. In NYC if you’re in construction you have to work with the mafia. It would also explain why numerous Drummond kids were kidnapped. Mr. Drummond likely pissed off the wrong people. Unfortunately for lovable Mr. Horton Mr. Drummond probably used his mob connections to railroad Mr. Horton. I’m sure he was enraged when he saw how cool Arnold and Dudley found Mr. Horton, while seeing Mr. Drummond as an old fuddy duddy.
I was hired by the New York mafia in 1985 to kidnap Mr. Drummond’s step-son, Sam, when Mr. Drummond fell behind on paying a monthly tribute payment. I held Sam for a few days at my house. However, Sam still wet the bed at 7 years old - after a few nights of soaking his bed sheets with piss, the stench of urine permeated my entire house and my wife made me return that little brat. Mr. Drummond eventually paid up anyway
Mr. Drummund was a total asshat who was seething with jealousy over the boys' mutual admiration of Mr. Horton and his magical trident which would magically spring to life in the bathtub when they played Neptune: King of the Sea after gobbling down some pills and red wine.. 💊🍷
Anonymous, Mr. Drummond was definitely a jealous and dirty old man. He had his eyes on Dudley for some time and was about to make his move when Mr. Horton showed up and swept Dudley off his feet. Dudley and Arnold thought that Mr. Horton was coolest because Mr. Horton fed them yummy pills and banana splits, showed them “kinky” cartoons, and played Neptune: King of the Sea with them.
There should have been a celebrity episode of “Family Feud” from the early 1980s when Richard Dawson was the host. Arnold, Dudley, Mr. Horton, Mr. Brown (the guy who kidnapped Sam), and Bill (the weirdo who kidnapped Kimberly and Arnold) would be a “Diff’rent Strokes” team. The other team would be actors from “Small Wonder,” including Vicki, Jamie Lawson, Mr. and Mrs. Lawson, and Reggie. The “Diff’rent Strokes” team would win the game, with Mr. Horton and Mr. Brown doing a great job in the “Fast Money” round at the end of the episode. Afterwards, Mr. Horton and Mr. Brown would play “Neptune: King of the Sea” with Arnold and Dudley in the showers, Bill would kidnap Richard Dawson and hold him for ransom, and Reggie would steal the hubcaps off several cars in the parking lot!
Game Show Fanatic, that idea of yours is fantastic. I would definitely have watched it. I bet there would have been a lot of rowdy behavior behind the scenes, as well as a few more kidnappings! I would have been hysterical if mid-show Jamie and Viki Lawson just disappeared, with only an illegible ransom note left in their place! Fingers would have pointed at Mr. Brown and Bill who would both have denied committing any improprieties. Seeing how Richard Dawson handled a couple of missing contestants would have been top tier TV!
Weirdo, there should have also been a Saved By The Bell team on a celebrity Family Feud episode. Whenever Screech gave a stupid answer, Slater would grab Screech’s head and hold it down near Mr. Belding’s ass and then Belding would rip a huge fart, causing Screech to yell, “Zoinks!” Richard Dawson would also repeatedly belch in Screech’s face
“Diff’rent Strokes” should have had a line of toys based on the characters on the show. I think they would have been as popular as Star Wars toys at the time. A Mr. Horton action figure would have been a best-seller. They could have sold a play set which looked like Mr. Horton’s bicycle shop with the apartment and shower in the back of the bicycle shop. There could have been Arnold, Dudley, Kimberly, Willis, and Mr. Drummond actions figures as well.
I forgot to mention that should have also been Saved By The Bell action figures. Kids could have used a Screech action figure to play with the Mr. Horton action figure in the bicycle shop play set. Kids would have enjoyed having the Screech action figure play “Neptune: King of the Sea” with the Mr. Horton action figure!
Thanks guys for the awesome idea and I just created an action figure of lisa turtle on my 3d printer and now I'm gonna stick it up my ass and beat off 'till I'm raw.
Toy Designer, I think those toys would still be very successful today. Especially if you included a Family Feud set so the SBTB cast could battle the Diff’rent Strokes cast! After the game I’d send Screech straight to Mr. Horton’s bike shop for some pills, wine, and Neptune:King of the Sea action!
Family Feud Fanatic, I just thought of another idea for a toy, which involves Screech, but isn’t limited to Family Feud. I am not sure if this is possible to build with the current state of toy technologies, but it would be cool to have a Screech action figure which has both an embedded speaker and an embedded odor sensor to sense when someone has farted. You can fart on this Screech action figure and the speaker broadcasts the phrase, “Zoinks!” If the odor sensor detects a particularly noxious fart, the speaker will instead broadcast the phrase, “Double Zoinks!” If odor sensors are unavailable or otherwise unsuitable, perhaps farts could be detected by a sound sensor in the action figure?? I think this toy would be a best-seller!
There actually were toy dolls of Saved by the Bell characters released in the early 1990s. Here is one of Screech. It is a good start, but he needs a much larger Jew-fro and his nose isn’t large and hooked! https://share.google/RbjKjCRNrnmyqvbIb
Toy Designer, if there was a Screech toy I could fart on, which then caused it to yell “Zoinks” it would be a msssive hit. I personally would buy a few and would get so excited the moment I’d feel a fart percolating. When it was ready I’d rip ass right on the toys hook nose, and wait for my well deserved “Zoinks”. I believe everyone would want this toy, and it might even become the next “Cabbage Patch Doll” or “Tickle Me Elmo”. If you could get it out before Christmas you could print money!
Barf, Toy Designer’s idea is pure gold! Someone should also sell seat cushions. These seat cushions would have an image of Screech. When you sit on it and fart, an embedded speaker broadcasts, “Zoinks!” Maybe they could rig a toilet in a stall at a public restroom so that when someone farts, a speaker broadcasts, “Zoinks!” or words of encouragement like, “That was one hell of a fart! Now let’s take a huge dump, champ!”
Flapjack, that idea reminded me of a scene from “Better Call Saul”. It would have been hysterical if they had used Screech’s voice and had him yelling “Zoinks”, or words of encouragement.
https://youtu.be/t85Jh4-A-3A?is=Cl4asgcmz5GP7GHz
Barf, the guy in that video is surprisingly creepier than Screech has ever been!
Flapjack, that guy thought he had a billion dollar product there. He would have fit right in on the rowdy SBTB set!
If Screech had seen that invention during the New Class he would have immediately ordered them for every toilet at Bayside. He would likely have programmed his own voice on the device so whenever someone took a dump it yelled “Zoinks”. Who knows how he would have justified the purchase, but I know it would have ended with the superintendent finding out, threatening Mr. Belding, and Mr. Belding ass raping Screech!
Today I was dining at a Burger King in Miami. The booth behind me had Corky and A-Rod in it. A-Rod was trying to talk to Corky about some deal where he’s buying more of the Minnesota Timberwolves. Corky wanted to hear none of this and kept saying “Screech lives with a Sasquatch”, or “Screech gets banged by Bigfoot”. I had to keep myself from laughing. Corky really seemed to enjoy the onion rings and ate about 100 of them while A-Rod drank a Diet Coke. At one point A-Rod said he hoped Corky would want to spend a lot of time in Minnesota with him this NBA season as the team was really important to him. At this Corky grunted and made a giant doodie in his diaper. He said Minnesota was cold and a dump and he’d be staying in Miami in A-Rod’s mansion with his best buddy Mr. Belding. Corky then began yelling how A-Rod needed to find Screech and take some funny pictures of him getting banged by a Bigfoot so he and Mr. Belding could see them. A-Rod groaned at this and soon after they left. They are a cute couple but I sense trouble in paradise.
Did Mr. Horton and Dudley ever get married after California legalized this 20 years ago? If so, they should have been contestants on a celebrity version of the Newlywed game show!
Bingo, Corky truly is a lovable ‘tard. Obviously seeing Screech being abused by horny Bigfoot is more interesting to him than watch some boring NBA games would be. It would have been funny if Corky belched in A-Rod’s face after gobbling down all of those onion rings!
Smiddy, Corky really is a lovable ‘tard. He continuously talked about Screech and how he was dating and being banged by a Bigfoot. He did not belch and it may be because he wasn’t drinking anything while eating his onion rings. But I did notice when he made a dookie A-Rod seemed to get excited and began breathing deeply. He had a bit of a deranged look of lust in his eyes. A-Rod is a really creepy guy. When they left I looked at the table in their booth and saw that Corky had been drawing on a Burger King placemat with crayons. He had drawn a hilarious picture of a stick figure guy with a large poofy Jew-fro being buttslammed by a giant hairy creature I assume was meant to be a Bigfoot! I wanted to grab it for a keepsake but an employee came by and cleared the table.
Bingo, that Burger King employee was a fool for throwing away that work of art by Corky! The restaurant should have framed it - a crayon drawing of Screech being buttslammed by a Bigfoot would have drawn tourists to that location.
There are some nice new AI videos of Mr. Belding in a new post.
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