"Life Goes On" was a ground-breaking sitcom which introduced the world to the "lovable 'tard." "Life Goes On" taught us all that people with Down's Syndrome are highly capable and very entertaining - Corky would shoot guns, nearly drive over everyone in his Driver's Ed class, and burned down his family restaurant after playing with the knobs on the stove top burners.
I recently discovered that there was also an episode in which Corky got lost in Chicago and met up with a hooker (played by Robin Tunney) with whom he lost his virginity!
At the end of the episode, Corky ended up in a seedy movie theater watching a gay porn flick as shown below until his sister, Becca, and their friend, Tyler, found him rubbing one out in the theater.
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Jesus christ the corkster got his groove on. I heard that a certain SBTB cast member was brought into that seedy theater to lick this seats and floor clean after the Corkster dumped a massive ropey thick load of his down syndrome laced elixer. From what I hear, the dman savored every last chromosome as he cat bathed the place. I also heard that Corkey had bought some twizzlers to enjoy while watching a back to back double feature of homosexual cinema. Instead of eating them, he was using them as sounding rods. Retarded moans and crying were heard while he shoved them down his urethra. Other men were cumming like gangbusters as corky's wailing pushed them over the edge. Is it true that corky shit his pants as they dragged him out of there?
Is it true that there was an unaired life goes on pilot that starred Jared Fogel of Subway fame? Is it also true that Jared was supposed to play an obese teen with down syndrome? Is it true that they couldn't Jared to remember his lines because all he would do was eat copious amounts of doritos and play deadly towers on the nintendo entertainment system and get the controllers caked in doritos gunk? Is it true that he would clean out the catered buffets that were brought in daily for the cast and crew and clog the toilets until he became too large to use toilets and had to start using bed pans? Did the crew start to become emaciated from lack of nutrition because of Jared? Is it true that Jared became so large that he was bedridden on set? Was it just a rumor that Jared would practice analingus on the ends of raw hotdogs and constantly pop cans of vienna susages and suck the juices out like it was a "dip" under his bottom lip and spit into a spittoon? Is it true that the producers got so sick and tired of this that they called the league of human dignity to come cut the set wall out and load Jared onto a flat bed with a wide load front and rear sign and yellow flashing light to take him home? Is it also true that after working with Jared they thought it would be easier to just hire a real retard with down syndrome? man, I have to get my hands on that rare pilot episode!
Azz Vomit, I read that the gay porno which Corky was watching in that theater was “Hook-Nosed Rim Goblins.” Screech was a star in that flick - he played “Cum Bucket #3.”
Back in the early 2000’s Corky had his own VH1 “Behind the Scene’s” episode. It was only shown one time, at 4am, as it was considered too scandalous to ever be seen again. Thankfully I had just come in from a night at the dumpster scene, and caught it. I vividly recall that the above mentioned episode was not scripted. During the middle of that season Corky escaped from the dog kennel he was kept in, and went on a rampage. They were desperate to try and stay on schedule so they filmed his activity, then slickly turned it into an episode! That entire episode was ad libbed with Corky banging hookers, hanging out at seedy porno theaters, and doing tons of coke and crack! There are rumors that the producers later blackmailed Corky with some of the more insane footage to get him to come back to the “Life Goes on Set”. Azz Vomit, you are correct that Screech is in one part of that episode in the seedy porn theater. But that was just a coincidence. Screech just happened to be there serving random dudes penis and ass needs during a break in filming “The New Class”. The producers decided to put him in the show to attempt to make Corky seem more normal. I’d say it worked.
Is it true that when the dman was in hospice saying his last goodbyes to the big bopper, mary-o and his spicy Latin cock, and the rest of his behind the set rectal antagonists his gf fed him his last meal consisting of arbys beef n cheddars
and taking turns dumping their last loads in his very well worn anus they Thomas Edison's his last fart into a test tube and preserved it? Is it also true that corky blew all of his life goes on earnings on purchasing the afore mentioned vaccum suspended sphincter queff from Mr gelding via a rauchy Craigslist ad? Is it further safe to deduce that corky used it as a make shift poppers bottle as he sucked off max wright wearing an crotchless Alf suit while an episode of perfect strangers played loudly in the seedy motel room to cover the sounds of retarded moaning and gagging of the corkster? Get back to me fast, I've got to know!
Azz Vomit, until Mario Lopez releases a tell-all book about what went on behind the scenes of the rowdy Saved By The Bell set, I guess we will be left to speculate about Screech’s last days.
That being said, I seriously doubt that Corky ever sucked off anyone. Corky is an alpha male within the ‘tard community and also obeys “prison rules” on sexuality. When he would have sex with Screech or A-Rod, he was always on the giving end, not the receiving end. So if Corky ever dressed up as Alf, it would have been to do Max Wright in the ass!
Corky would bite your dick off if you got it anywhere near his mouth. I remember Inside Man reporting A Rod nearly learned that lesson the hard way. Corky, just like Mr. Belding, uses prison rules when it comes to man action.
One of my buddies claims that me went to a psychic medium to try to contact Screech’s spirit. He said that the psychic medium was possibly a gypsy and that she used a crystal ball to contact Screech’s spirit. He said that Screech’s spirit entered the psychic’s body and claimed that he was in some type of strange spirit world hiding from gay spirits who were abusing him by raping him and taking dumps on his head. He said that when the medium claimed that she was being possessed by Screech, the room immediately started reeking of the smell of stinky diarrhea buttholes. He also said that that the medium kept saying “Zoinks!” and was being really annoying. He also claimed that all of a sudden, a demon emerged from the crystal ball and then started raping the Screech-possessed psychic medium. He also said that he noticed that a potted plant in the room started shaking and then suddenly ripped over, revealing an obese ghost who was masturbating furiously! He claimed that the obese ghost looked a lot like the guy who played Mr. Tuttle!!
IMDB used to have the best message boards until they decided to completely eliminate them around 5 years ago or so. Michael Oliver had a surprisingly good one because he would actually occasionally post to complain about what people were writing about him!
I recently discovered that a large percentage of the IMDB message board threads from years ago have been copied and are now available on https://www.filmboards.com/ . You can even sign up and post new threads of your own. I’m sure that the Dustin Diamond, Chris Burke, and Alex Rodriguez threads will get really spicy!
Tom, that is an amazing story. It’s good to know what even in the great beyond Screech is still being tormented by horny deviant queer spirits, and that Mr. Tuttle has picked up his amazing covert spying techniques. I may have to give this a whirl myself if I can find a proper medium near me. I’ll be prepared to join in the party if Screech appears and will drop my pants and jerk off on his head!
I just saw a picture on another board of Corky posing with what a user claimed was his son! This was initially posted back in 2013, which would make his son 8 or 9 now! I’m wondering what happened to the kid and who his mother is? Does anyone have any info? He’s never been mentioned in here before and I’m wondering if those evil twins from Corky’s band stole his son?!
Buttslammer, I have seen many pictures of Corky with his children - if you look at Corky and his children, you see a striking resemblance. Corky is a ‘tard supremacist. He has impregnated many hookers over the years in order to create a race of ‘tards which he thinks will take over the world
Toilet Clogger, I’m surprised Corky hasn’t made A Rod adopt any of his kids? It seems like he’d enjoy having them live in A Rod’s mansion so he could teach them to torment A Rod by doing hilarious things like shitting and pissing everywhere in the house. He’s likely worried they may not be adhering to his special ‘tard diet of junk food! Hopefully a kid or two moves in with Papa Corky soon!
I recently watched an episode from the 3rd season of Life Goes On in which Corky’s birthday was coming up and he wanted a leather 8-ball jacket as a gift. His dad told Corky that 8-ball jackets were too expensive and that Corky would look stupid in one anyway. When his birthday came around, Corky opened a gift from his dad and saw that it was a black Members-Only jacket. Corky got mad that his dad hadn’t gotten him the 8-ball jacket he wanted and flew into a ‘tard rage! Corky took a dump in his kitchen sink and then stormed off the Life Goes On set and onto the nearby Saved By The Bell set. Corky saw Screech and then charged at him like a missile! Corky barreled over Screech and then pulled down his Zubaz and raped him while everyone clapped and laughed! That was was one of the best episodes of Life Goes On I’ve ever seen!
Ass Breath, Corky’s Dad sure was mean. I think he should have gotten ass raped instead of Screech. This may be the only time in history that Screech actually didn’t deserve an ass raping. Although I’m certain he did plenty of things unnoticed so we could chalk thus up to a make up ass raping. Corky would have looked like a stud in an 8 ball jacket!
There should be a multi-episode series remake of the Mr. Horton appearance from Diff'rent Strokes. The series could air on Netflix or Hulu. The series would initially focus on a young Mr. Horton's hooking up with random men at highway truck stops. For comic relief, Mr. Horton and the strangers with whom he hooks up will rip ass in each other's faces during their illicit encounters.
After the AIDS scare emerges during the early 1980s, Mr. Horton fears he will contract AIDS and quickly die if he continues having unprotected sex with random strangers in men's rooms. So Mr.Horton moves to New York City and opens a bike shop and tries to hook up with young boys. He spends months acquiring pills and dirty magazines and lives a life of perversion, trying to seduce underage boys. During one of the episodes, Mr. Horton is shown sniffing the bicycle seat after a sweaty kid returned a bike rental after riding it on a hot summer day for hours. Mr. Horton is eventually caught after he encounters Arnold and Dudley and convinces Dudley to play "Neptune: King of the Sea" with him after ingesting pills and wine. Mr. Horton is arrested after Mr. Drummond contacts the police. Mr. Horton is sentenced to 20 years in prison where he shares a cell with a horny prisoner who violates him on a daily basis.
The New York Times and the Village Voice would give this series four-stars for being brave enough to produce a series about a lovable and misunderstood child molester such as Mr. Horton.
Toilet Clogger, I love it! I can see multiple seasons as Mr. Horton would likely only serve about 10 years of a 20 year sentence. He would get out and move to California where he’d be accepted for being a raging queer bicycle repair man. He would move to Bayside California where he’d open a new bicycle repair shop and become friends with Mr. Belding. Belding would introduce him to Screech, and Mr. Horton would then spend the rest of his life helping Mr. B and the many other male Bayside students, teachers, and parents, in teaching Screech valuable lessons!
Name a show or movie that wouldn’t be better with Mr. Horton in it? It’s impossible. It’s a bummer Mr. Belding let himself get so out of shape he now has major health issues. I could have seen him replacing the original Mr. Horton.
Today I was at the Cardinals/Diamondbacks baseball game. During it Albert Pujols hit a homer. After the fame I was lurking in the parking lot looking for a hookup when Albert came out. He was still wearing his uniform. He went over a garbage can, dropped his pants, and took a nasty shit. Without wiping his ass he pulled up his pants then come over to me and asked if I wanted to party in a nearby dumpster. His breath smelled like a dudes butthole and I declined. Does he eat his own feces or something? I’ve never smelled worse breath in my life. Maybe that’s the secret to his current homer success?
Last week, Corky invited Cousin Geri to come hang out for a week. Cousin Geri and Corky proceeded to slap each other with their doodoo-filled diapers, a time-honored tradition among ‘tards. They then went into A-Rod’s bedroom and saw that he was taking a nap. They each pressed their bare asses against A-Rod’s face and ripped nasty wet farts. A startled A-Rod woke up and uttered, “Zoinks!” Cousin Geri and Corky each flew into ‘tard rages and started slapping the hell out of A-Rod. Cousin Geri then pressed her stinky and diseased vagina against his nose, causing A-Rod to dry heave from the stench! Corky got mad at A-Rod’s rude action and decided to teach him a lesson. Corky then started ass-raping A-Rod while forcing A-Rod to eat out Cousin Geri’s stinky vagina! A-Rod sure learned a lesson that time!
I wonder if Corky thinks “Cousin Geri” is actually his cousin because that was her name on The Facts of Life and she’s a ‘tard like he is? It sure was disrespectful of A Rod to not enjoy their double ass blast, but I can empathize with him not wanting to be within 50 feet if her stank ass vag!
Cracker Jack, Corky is a notorious 'Tard Supremacist, so probably does think that he's related to every 'tard out there.
Corky watches a lot of porn, both hetero and gay, and he has seen men (and women) hungrily eating out a woman's pussy, so he assumes that is what men normally do to women during sex. He fails to understand that Cousin Geri has poor hygiene and that the stench of her rancid crotch is strong enough to peel paint!
It must be pretty funny for A Rod that Corky just invites random people to come stay with them. I bet he never imagined he woke up to “Cousin Geri” farting in his face. Just imagine if he was still on the Yankees and his teammates found out how much of a raging queer he’s become. He gets beaten up and ass raped regularly by Corky, and now gets farted on by Cousin Geri! All while Corky’s best friend lives in his house gobbling up everything in sight while ripping ass and letting loose monster belches.
There needs to be a spinoff/reboot of Diff'rent Strokes which focuses on the Mr. Horton character who was dating Arnold's friend, Dudley. Gordon Jump died nearly 20 years ago, so obviously a new actor would be needed for this role. I think that Corky would be great as Mr. Horton in a reboot series! We would learn that the full name of the character is Corky Horton. He would run a bicycle shop and someone playing a young Screech should be the object of Corky's affections. Watching Corky Horton try to trick the young Screech into drinking win, eating handfuls of pills, perusing dirty comic books, and playing Neptune: King of the Sea would be hilarious!
The only issue I see with Corky as Mr. Horton is he has 0 patience and would lack the smooth moves Mr. H is known for. Corky would likely hit the Screech character with a brick if he didn’t agree to drink wine, and take pills, within a few seconds of encountering him. I’m saddened the Big Bopper has let himself go as he would be perfect for that part. He always had a smooth way of talking to people and could be very convincing as the new Mr. H. Maybe if offered the role he would cheer up and get back in shape? I could see Corky playing a role in this as Mr. Horton’s henchman and partner in case any muscle was needed. Say Mr. Drummond showed up, Corky would go to town on him and beat him senseless.
A-Rod was recently out of town on a business trip for a few days. While he was gone, Corky and Mr. Belding had several competitions to see who could take the biggest dump in A-Rod's bedroom closet. On the first day, Corky and Mr. B each gorged on Burger King. After letting his meal digest for a couple hours, Mr. B took a enormous dump on into one of A-Rod's Italian leather shoes. Corky then took a dump of his own onto A-Rod's gym shoes. Mr. B pointed out that Corky's feces was composed of tiny turds, just like a rabbit's. When Corky heard this, he and Mr. B started laugh hysterically and then they opened A-Rod's sock drawer and took massive pisses into it.
On the second day, they gobbled down deep dish pizza then walked over to A-Rod's closet to take their dumps. Because the pizza was super greasy, neither of them was able to produce a solid stool and instead sprayed diarrhea, coating A-Rod's Armani suits with a 1/4 inch layer of diarrhea juice!
On the third day, they sucked down Taco Bell and then again sprayed diarrhea all over A-Rod dress clothes. They then both decided that Mr. Belding had won the contest by taking his enormous dump in A-Rod's closet on the first day.
A-Rod got home the next day while Corky and Mr. Belding were hanging out at Corky's favorite place, the local zoo. A-Rod immediately noticed that his bedroom smelled like a stinky anus and ordered a cleaning crew to come over and clean up his closet. When Corky and Mr. Belding got home a few hours later, Corky said hello to A-Rod and grabbed him to show the massive dumps he and Mr. Belding had left in the closet. When Corky opened the closet door and saw that it had been cleaned, he accused A-Rod of stealing the doodoo of he and Mr. Belding! Corky immediately flew into a 'tard rage and ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding ate a large cake and periodically ripped ass to encourage Corky's outburst!
Boys! I wish I was here with better news. I wanted to share some news I’ve found out about over the last few months. I noticed many old timers were retiring from the laugh haul trucking business. I also noticed not many new drivers were taking their places. I did some informal surveys and found that the overall morale of the drivers has sunk to the lowest levels ever. What I found was that the biggest issue for the old timers was they no longer felt their penis and ass needs were being met. It seems that Screech was servicing tens of thousands of truckers each year, and with him gone it’s left a major void. I’ve been looking for someone to replace Screech, but even a team of 100 deviants couldn’t come close to replacing that deranged queers antics. This has made the outlook for the trucking industry look bleak. Even I’ve been having a tough time getting my P and A needs taken care of. I have had to stray far of course at times to find a dumpster party or hit up a bathhouse. Before I could count on running into Screech in a truck stop bathroom nearly wherever I went. I hope a new hero steps forward soon before the industry totally collapses!
Boys, great news! After my last post I was contacted by numerous deranged queers. Unfortunately most lack any ability to work a 12-18 hour shift in a truck stop bathroom. What was nice was that I got a call from two brothers. Zoinks and Zubaz Diamond. They want to help and told me they trained part time with their late mother Dustin. I was thrilled to hear this and let loose a cannonball of a fart in celebration. When they heard it the boys in unison yelled “Zoinks” and told me they wished they were with me so they could huff my rank fart. Dustin’s boys will be hitting up truck stops and rest areas across the US within days. I bet this will send driver morale skyrocketing! The boys told me they plan on servicing the penis and ass needs of random dudes as their careers, just like their mother did. Screech would be so proud!
Pig Pen, it is great to hear that Zoinks and Zubaz are following in the footsteps of their parent, Screech, who gave anal birth to them. Do they have massive hook noses and Jew-fros like Screech did?
A-Rod has paid for a tutor to help Corky with a Potty Training course. Corky is about 2/3 of the way through the course and now knows how to pull down his diaper and sweatpants, sit down on a toilet seat, and then spray dookie all over the bowl.
Yesterday afternoon, A-Rod was working out at a nearby gym while Corky and Mr. Belding were at home eating pizza while watching cartoons. At one point, Corky realized that he needed to go dookie and his buddy, Mr. Belding, encouraged Corky to go take a dump in the toilet in the hallway bathroom. So Corky put down the toilet seat, pulled down his pants and diaper, and then sat down and sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet bowl. He then got up and walked back to the den to continue watching cartoons. When he got there, Mr. Belding assumed that Corky probably forgot to wash his hands, so he handed Corky a Wet-Ones sanitizing wipe to clean his hands.
A-Rod arrived home 20 minutes later. When he walked into the house, he asked what the awful stench was. Corky jumped up and told A-Rod that he had used the toilet and expected A-Rod to praise him. However, A-Rod walked over to the bathroom and saw that Corky hadn’t flushed the toilet, which was filled with dookie. A-Rod said to Corky, “I guess you haven’t gotten to the chapter at flushing the toilet in your Potty Training course manual, have you???” When Corky heard this, he was outraged at A-Rod’s rude comment and got really angry. Corky then proceeded to punch A-Rod repeatedly in the balls before ripping off his pants and viciously ass-raping him while Mr. Belding ate spoonfuls of Kool-Aid mix while laughing hysterically!
They should have dunked a-rod's head into the toilet too.
I agree A Rod’s head should have been dunked in that toilet. Corky was doing so good, and Mr. B being a true friend encouraged him. Then A rod blew it by insulting Corky instead of praising his dookie skills. I think A Rod is a masochist who intentionally annoys Corky so Corky will use his balls as a punching speed bag before raping his ass.
I noticed The Peacock Network recently removed the episode of SBTB where Mr. Belding and Zack’s Dad spent the entire show whipping Screech’s ball bag with rusty car antennas. What’s up with that?! I hope this isn’t another case of cancel culture!
A couple years ago, A-Rod returned home after a day of filming a reality business show for CNBC. When he got back home, Screech opened the door, much to A-Rod's surprise. A-Rod had never met Screech before and said, "Hey, aren't you the guy from Saved By The Bell?" Screech said that he was and A-Rod asked Screech was he was dressed as a restaurant waiter. Screech replied that Corky had hired him as a waiter for the evening and that Corky had prepared a meal for A-Rod. A-Rod was delighted and glad that Corky was doing something so romantic for him. A-Rod started walking toward the kitchen, but Screech informed A-Rod that Corky prepared the meal for A-Rod's bedroom. When A-Rod walked into the bedroom, Screech handed him a moist towelette, a bib, and set a couple breath mints on a bedside table. Corky told A-Rod to have a seat on the edge of the bed. Corky then walked out from the bedroom bathroom and A-Rod asked where the food was. Corky said "It's right here" and then turned so that his back faced A-Rod. Screech said, "Dinner is served" and then pulled down a Velcro flap on the seat of Corky's pants to reveal his bare ass, whcih was mere inches from A-Rod's face. A-Rod said, "What the hell are you doing, Corky? Where's the meal?" Corky replied, "You're looking at it - it is my ass, prepared medium rare. Now eat up!" Corky then farted in A-Rod's face and Screech said, "Zoinks! That's the first course - enjoy your appetizer." A-Rod said he had lost his appetite and Corky got mad and called A-Rod a "stupid faggot!" Corky then kicked A-Rod in the balls and sat on A-Rod's face and force-fed A-Rod a giant turd out of his butthole! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson and appreciation!!
Gary, they say romance is dead! What a touching and extremely romantic gesture Corky made for A Rod. The lengths he went to to prepare that amazing meal for ungrateful A Rod! From hiring Screech as a butler/waiter, to preparing that amazing butt flap, to ensuring he had a mighty turd for A Rod to feast on! Then A Rod went and blew it by being a rude jackass who was to good to eat a fart appetizer. As usual A Rod deserved that beating and ass raping, but I don’t think he deserved that luscious turd. I do wonder if Corky actually paid Screech? I highly doubt he did.
Today Corky was laying around stuffing his face with potato chips when A Rod told him he’d like to take him on a romantic vacation. A Rod said that they could take a private jet anywhere in the world and asked Corky if he wanted to go to Paris. At this Mr. B chimed in and said he’d been there with Screech and they road tandem bikes. Corky made a face at this and said he didn’t want to have to pedal any bikes, and asked A Rod if the hotel would have a McDonalds in the lobby. When A Rod said no that part of traveling was trying new foods Corky made another face and said other countries should cater to him and he expected Taco Bell, McDonalds and Pizza Hut. He also asked A Rod how he expected Mr. B to keep up his impressive diet in a foreign country. A Rod said he hoped Mr. B wouldn’t come with them on their romantic get away and that he’d be fine in Miami where he could use Uber eats as much as he wanted. A Rod said he had fantasized about snuggling with Corky while watching the Eiffel Tower, and asked Corky if he also found that romantic. At this Mr. B interjected that while in Paris Screech didn’t pedal their tandem bike fast enough which caused it to tip over. He said he gave Screech a good ass raping right there in the street to teach him a lesson. Corky laughed at this, and Mr. B leaned to one side and ripped a wall shaking fart. Corky said he thought the Eiffel Tower was stupid and he bet they didn’t even have He-Man cartoons there. He also said if A Rod thought he was going to leave his best friend in the world at home he had another thing coming. Corky then began getting riled up and out of nowhere karate chopped A Rod in the throat, ripped off his Yankees uniform, and ass raped him while accusing A Rod of wanting to take him to Paris to make him pedal him around Paris on a tandem bike while A Rod wouldn’t pedal at all. He then really pounded A Rod’s ass while Mr. B let loose a few nice farts and belches in support of Corky. After jizzing wildly Corky and Mr. B went off to the kitchen to get bowls of Count Chocula cereal before watching a He-Man marathon! I guess we will have to stay tuned to see if that Paris trip happens.
It is sad that A-Rod doesn’t seem to understand that he’s just a piece of ass to Corky. A-Rod is deeply in love with Corky because Corky is an alpha male ‘tard who has an enormous dong. A-Rod enjoys the fact that Corky doesn’t kiss his ass, unlike the other women and men A-Rod has been with. Corky, on the other hand, is clearly using A-Rod to fund the lifestyles of he and Mr. Belding as well as to service his penis and ass needs.
Tom, A Rod really is a dumb man. Why would a ‘tard like Corky want to go to Paris? You’d think A Rod could at least come home with something Corky might enjoy like going to a belching to farting contest. Or to a comic con where He-Man was attending. Corky would hate a city like Paris with all the snooty French people, a bunch of art museums, and a lack of McDonald's and Taco Bell every 5 feet! A Rod seemingly wants to pretend he has a sophisticated boyfriend who has similar interests, when he’s actually dating a guy who only sees him for his bank account, and willingness to take care of his P and A needs. It would be funny if A Rod took Corky and Mr. B to Paris and they rented mobility scooters and drove around the Louve on them while downing all kinds of junk food, racing each other, and having belching and farting contests! Now that’s the kind of vacation I can see Corky enjoying.
I think A-Rod should take Corky and Mr. Belding on a nice luxury cruise. They always have all kinds of fun kids stuff and arcades and cartoons that Corky would like. Corky and Mr. B would likely enjoy taking dumps over the side of the ship! Then A Rod and Corky could have their own suite, with Mr. B having his own. The only risk would be Corky getting annoyed with A Rod and firing him overboard.
A couple years ago, Corky and Mr. Belding watched the 1984 movie, “Ghostbusters.” Corky loved the movie and thought it was cool when one of the ghostbusters in the movie said “don’t cross the streams” of their proton packs. After watching the movie, Corky told A-Rod he had an important question. Corky then asked whether if he and Mr. Belding jerked off into A-Rod’s mouth and their jizz streams crossed inside A-Rod’s mouth, would the universe collapse? A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was taking about and then said that Corky seems to get dumber every day. A-Rod then told Corky to pull down his pants so that he could fondle Corky’s enormous dong. Corky got mad and punched A-Rod in the balls repeatedly. Screech suddenly appeared from A-Rod’s bathroom, where he had been working as an unpaid bathroom attendant, and asked whether anyone needed a paper hand towel, a spritz of cologne, or a breath mint. Mr. Belding told Screech to shut up. Corky then started anally raping A-Rod. When this happened, Screech uttered, “Zoinks!” Mr. Belding then pressed Screech’s face up against Corky’s bare and sweaty ass while he pounded away at A-Rod’s anus. After climaxing into A-Rod, Corky ripped a wet fart in Screech’s face!
Gary, it’s shocking that Screech worked in A Rod’s house as an unpaid bathroom attendant. You’d have thought with A Rod having hundreds of millions of dollars he could have thrown destitute Screech $3-5 bucks a week! I hope he at least occasionally tipped Screech while partaking in a spritz of cologne, or a spray of Binaca! I ran into Screech a few times during my trucking days, and I never failed to leave him a nickel or a quarter after he serviced my penis and ass needs after I took a nasty dump.
Ass Flap, A-Rod apparently paid Screech on tips and gave him leftovers from meals. Obviously there were never any leftovers when A-Rod, Corky, and Mr. B ate pizza, hot dogs, hamburgers, French fries, cake, candy, or practically any type of junk food. However, there were often leftovers of vegetables and fruit as Mr. Belding claimed he was allergic to them and refused to eat them.
A-Rod also permits Screech to sleep in his tub. Sometimes, Corky and Mr. Belding would prank Screech at night when he was sleeping by pissing and going diarrhea into him. They also regularly ass-raped Screech as a prank!
Ass Breath, thanks for clearing that up. Sounds like Screech had the best living arrangement and job since SBTB the New Class ended. I bet he loved being back with Mr. B and huffing his notoriously rank farts!
Ass Flap, Corky also made a blanket for Screech to use when he slept in the tub. It was made of lint from A-Rod’s dryer and pubic hairs Corky found on the floors of the bathroom and on A-Rod’s bedroom floor. Corky, like many ‘tards, sheds his pubes every couple months, just like a dog. So there were quite a few pubes in that blanket!
Ass Breath, I bet A Rod tried providing Screech with a normal blanket to sleep with but that didn’t make Screech comfortable. Screech was used to sleeping in bathroom stalls with blankets that stank of ass, and were coated in diarrhea, semen, and piss. That was very courteous of Corky to provide Screech with that lint blanket coated in pubes. I bet Screech slept like a baby!
Today Corky had really horrible gas. He ate so much garbage for breakfast he was farting every minute or two. He was so happy and his best buddy Mr. B was cheering him on as he honed his technique. He ran to A Rod’s bedroom where A Rod was still sleeping and pressed his ass right on A Rod’s face, then ripped a noxious fart. Corky then jumped up and down with delight thinking A Rod would be happy that Corky let his ass be A Rod’s alarm clock. A Rod woke up violently coughing from the fart and immediately asked Corky what the heck was going on. When Corky told him he had used his ass as an alarm clock A Rod asked a Corky to not do that again as it wasn’t polite. He then told Corky to get in bed with him and let him fondle Corky’s massive dong. As expected Corky did not appreciate this, at the same time he felt another fart coming on. He moved close to the bed, turned around, and jumped so that his as landed on A Rod’s head. He then pushed out a huge fart and a decent amount of dookie. This made Corky laugh hysterically as A Rod struggled to breath. A Rod pushed Corky off his face and began yelling at Corky. He told Corky he heard him shit his diaper and that he wasn’t paying for potty training classes for nothing. He also told Corky no one liked have their face farted on without their consent. Corky not having a clue what “consent” means flew into a rage accusing A Rod of calling him a name. He tore off his dookie filled diaper and began strangling A Rod with it, while also ripping off A Rod’s Yankees pajamas. He then violated A Rod’s butthole while yelling “You’re the consent faggot”! After blowing his load into A Rod’s ass Corky felt another fart coming on and once again sat on A Rod’s head. This time with a shit covered bare ass and ripped another extremely wet fart. He then ran off to get a new diaper so he could join his best buddy Mr. B for some fruity pebbles and cartoons. A Rod was left with a bloody ass and a shit covered face. He sure learned a lesson about Corky’s ass alarm clock that time!
Toilet Destroyer, A-Rod knows that Corky is very proud of his farting skills and was a jerk for telling Corky to stop farting on him. Also, why is he trying to nickel-and-dime Corky? I’m sure that A-Rod can afford to pay for another semester of potty training course. A-Rod clearly gets his rocks off by handling Corky’s monster dong, so he deserved to have it shoved up his ass for penance!
Corky heard that Albert Pujols hit homer run number 696 yesterday, which ties him with A-Rod for 4th on the all-time MLB home run list. Corky told A-Rod that he sucks and that when Albert Pujols passes him, everyone will know that A-Rod was a bad baseball player. A-Rod replied that he had won three MVP awards and should have won a couple more. He also said that being number 5 on the all-time home run list was still a great accomplishment. He then said that at least he knew how to use a toilet, unlike Corky. He said said that Corky needed to pull down his diaper so that he could fondle Corky’s dong since Corky had wasted his time telling him about Albert Pujols. Corky got mad and punched A-Rod in the balls. Corky yanked down A-Rod’s pants and told A-Rod that he had a baby-sized peepee, unlike Corky’s huge peepee. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod while his best friend, Mr. Belding ate a large pizza and kept timing himself fart as he tried to break his personal record for farting. After filling A-Rod’s colon with his ‘tard seed, Corky pulled out of A-Rod’s anus and then farted in A-Rod’s face! The doorbell at A-Rod’s house then rang and Mr. Belding went to answer the door. When he opened the door, Albert Pujols was there. Albert Pujols had been invited by Mr. Belding. Albert Pujols then walked into A-Rod’s bedroom where A-Rod was as laying on his bed in pain. Albert Pujols proceeded to open the sock drawer of A-Rod’s dresser and then expelled his trademark “green doodoo water” all over A-Rod’s sock drawer while Corky and Mr. Belding watched and laughed hysterically! After spraying his diarrhea, he grabbed a few of A-Rod’s undershirts to wipe his ass clean. A-Rod sure learned a lesson that time!!
Today Pujols hit another home run. Corky and Mr. B rarely watch baseball as they think it’s boring. But today they watched the Cardinals game. When Pujols hit the home run that took him past A Rod Corky and Mr. B both started cheering and Corky did a little dance. Corky then farted in A Rod’s face and informed him not only was he a cheater but he was now a total loser. When A Rod began to cry Mr. B lifted his leg and ripped a 17 second fart to celebrate. Mr. B then said no one had passed his number of principal of the year awards, and Corky agreed that Mr. B’s legacy was far more impressive. Corky and Mr. B then headed upstairs to take dumps in A Rod’s sock drawer.
It is a shame that Screech is no longer with us. A-Rod could have hired him to clean and sanitize his sock drawer. Corky, Mr. Belding, as well as many other pranksters must have deposited hundreds of pounds of doodoo in it over the years!
On Monday evening, the phone rang at A-Rod’s home. Mr. Belding answered the phone and heard, “Hey Mang. Dis is Albert Pujols. May I speak to Alex Rodriguez?” Mr. Belding then handed A-Rod the phone. A-Rod answered and Albert Pujols said “I beat yo home run record, Mang. You suck!!” Albert Pujols then held his phone receiver up against his ass and ripped and insanely loud 15-second fart! The fart was so loud that A-Rod pulled the phone receiver away from his ear and Corky and Mr. Belding heard Albert Pujols’s fart and they both started laughing hysterically! A-Rod started crying because the ridicule made him feel sad. Corky proceeded to call A-Rod a “crybaby faggot.” Corky then ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding ate a huge jar of M&M’s and drank a 2-liter of Mello Yello! A-Rod ready learned an important lesson that time.
A Rod sure is a sore loser! That was really nice of Albert to call A Rod, and one would think A Rod would have had the decency to congratulate Pujols. A Rod spends all his time crying and whining about dumb stuff. Thankfully Mr. B and Corky are there to teach him lessons and toughen him up!
Yesterday A-Rod told Corky that he had more "Wins Above Replacement" than Albert Pujols and that he was therefore a better baseball player than him. Corky replied that nobody knows what "Wins Above Retracement"are and that A-Rod is jealous because Albert Pujols is better. A-Rod siad that it is "Replacement," not "Retracement," and said that Corky is far too stupid to understand baseball statistics. Corky got mad at A-Rod for being rude and grabbed A-Rod's head and pressed it against Corky ass and then ripped a smelly fart. A-Rod uttered, "Zoinks!" Corky then proceeded to ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding laughed and ate spoonfuls of grape Kool-Aid drink mix.
I just saw an old episode of SBTB. Mr. B was angry because he had crabs and insisted he got them from Mrs. Powers. He called Screech into his office and told him his whore mother gave him crabs. Screech yelled “Zoinks” we had spaghetti for dinner last night. This resulted in a ton of canned laughter. Mr. B then stood up and punched Screech right in the face knocking him out of his chair. He then pulled his nuts out of his pants and tea bagged Screech telling him to enjoy the delightful crabs his whore mother had made for him. The camera then panned to find Slater leering through a window while jerking off wildly. Mrs. Powers then burst through the door on a tandem bike being pedaled by her and Zack’s Dad. She told Mr. B she heard he was spreading rumors about her having crabs. Mr. B said that was right, and that she was a smelly whore. Mrs. Powers laughed at this and said she got crabs from Zack’s Dad. She then let loose a loud queef as Zack’s Dad used his enormous cell phone to sell few dozen computers to Texas school district. Screech yelled Zoinks again as he realized Mrs. Powers truly was a whore who had given Mr. B crabs. This annoyed everyone and Zack’s Dad came over and farted on Screech before spitroasting him with Mr. B. Mrs. Powers took this opportunity to queef a few more times before vigorously fingering herself while watching her deranged son be spitroast. Mr. Morris continued selling computers, this time a deal for over 500 computers to UCLA. Just as he closed the deal he blew his load all over Screech’s Jew fro, while at the same time Mr. B grunted a load all over Screech. They then left Screech laying in a heap while they went to the Max for burgers. Later that night Screech couldn’t stop scratching as the crabs Belding and Mr. Morris gave him built a nest in his Jew fro and chewed on his scalp and hairless bean bag! Screech sure got screwed over by his Mothers infidelities that time!
Crotchmaster, Screech's mother was a notorious whore. If I remember correctly, a large number of the Bayside High School faculty and student body would stop by at all times of the day for sex with Mrs. Powers. Mr. Tuttle was a strange exception - he would hide in her closet and masturbate vigorously while she was turning tricks! I remember the episode where Screech asked out Lisa Turtle and was rejected for the 100th time. Screech was sad and depressed and Lisa didn't want him. Imagine his surprise when the doorbell rang that evening and it was Lisa at the door! However, Lisa wasn't there for Screech. Instead, she was there for Mrs. Powers. Screech cried while he heard Lisa Turtle and Mrs. Powers eating each other out and scissoring each other while moaning very loudly. After about 30 minutes of this, the door to Mrs. Powers' bedroom opened up and the stench of stank pussy quickly wafted from that bedroom throughout the house, causing Screech to utter, "Zoinks!" Screech was bawling profusely when he heard the oven timer ring in the kitchen, so he walked into the kitchen and opened the oven door and was shocked to see that Hound Dog was on a platter! Mr. Belding stood up from a chair and told Screech to make his own dinner. Mr. Belding and Maxwell Nerdstrom then proceeded to eat Hound Dog and washed it down with Mountain Dew. After finishing, they each stood up and belched in Screech's face before walking into Mrs. Powers' bedroom to DP her! Screech's whoreish mother screwed him over that time!
Corky is nearing the end of his second semester of his potty training classes. Last night A-Rod asked Corky how his potty training was going. Corky replied that he had learned a lot and knew how to use the toilet now. Corky also said he was going to get an “A” in the course. A-Rod told Corky how proud he was of him and that he loved Corky. Corky then belched in A-Rod’s face and said he needed to “go potty” and wanted to use A-Rod’s bathroom in his bedroom. So Corky walked into A-Rod’s master bathroom and closed the door. Corky has to go dookie and ripped an enormous fart after closing the door. Corky saw a toilet off to the side and huge bathtub in front of him. Corky got confused and thought that the tub was a toilet. Corky proceeded to drop his sweatpants and diaper and the started spraying diarrhea all over the tub. A-Rod heard some loud farts and a stench coming from the bathroom and asked Corky how he was doing. Corky replied that everything was going great. Corky then wiped his ass with A-Rod’s bath mat, when he then dropped on the floor. Corky then pulled up his pants and diaper and then walked back into the bedroom where A-Rod was sitting. A-Rod asked why he didn’t hear Corky flush the toilet or wash his hands. Corky told A-Rod to shut up and go look at the great job Corky had done. A-Rod then walked into the bathroom and noticed the diarrhea in the tub. A-Rod was upset and told Corky that he’s the biggest retard on the planet. A-Rod said that Corky seems to stupider every day and questioned whether Corky was really attending his potty training classes. Corky got mad and punched A-Rod in the balls! Corky then started ass-raping A-Rod before firing A-Rod into the puddle of diarrhea in the tub! Corky taught A-Rod an important lesson about manners that time!
Normally I’m team Corky. But this time I do feel A Rod has a point. After months of classes how can Corky not distinguish between a toilet and a giant bathtub? Also, using toilet paper to wipe seems like a step he should know by now. It doesn’t look at all like a bath mat. I’d be very interested in information about this so called “potty training school”. It sounds like they may be playing pranks on lovable Corky!
Corky was all excited today and ran into A Rod’s bedroom and told him that he and Mr. B had come up with a great idea. One that would make billions of dollars. A Rod was annoyed at being woken up and told Corky this better be a good idea. Corky told A Rod that they had decided to remake the movie Dirty Dancing. A Rod told Corky he knew nothing about making movies and getting the rights would cost a fortune. Corky getting annoyed told A Rod Mr. B had been a professional actor his entire life and knew everything about movies. He said that he was going to play the Patrick Swayze role and that A Rod was going to play the Jennifer Grey role. The film would be rated X and lucky for A Rod Corky would be giving him some hot buttsex. Mr. B had already agreed to play A Rod’s Dad. A Rod would of course have to dress up and pretend to be a girl. Corky said that a lot of the movie would revolve around farts and he and Mr. B would rip ass in A Rod’s face a lot. A Rod immediately said this was their all time dumbest idea. That no one wanted to see a ‘tard like Corky dancing around and even less people would believe A Rod was a girl and obese Mr. Belding was the Dad. At this Corky became enraged and did a little dance around the room knocking a picture off the wall to show A Rod how amazing his dancing skills had become. He told A Rod he better fork over a check so Mr. B could buy the rights to the movie. He said remakes are all the rage and A Rod isn’t going to screw him out of another billion dollar idea. Corky told A Rod that between he and Mr. B they already had an audience of fans consisting of millions of people. He said they had only included A Rod to be nice and that Corky initially wanted Tom Brady in that role. Corky said he would constantly be wearing tight spandex pants that would show off his enormous dong. He said Mr. Belding would do the same. He told A Rod unlike the original film A Rod’s character wouldn’t be in the movie much as no one likes him. A Rod said that was sounding even dumber and no one would go to an X Rated movie so they could see Corky and Mr. B in really tight pants. He then asked Corky to join him in bed for some cuddling. At this Corky punched A Rod in the balls and gave A Rod some insanely rough buttsex while Mr. B came into the room using his iPhone to film. Corky started said they were filming the first scene as Mr. B got in close with his phone, causing A Rod to yell “Zoinks”. Mr. B yelled “cut” and said A Rod had ruined the scene by yelling Zoinks. Corky then jizzed all over A rod and punched him in the back of the head. Corky then told A Rod he’d ruined the very first scene and he better work on becoming a better actor. Mr. B farted in A Rod’s face to express his displeasure. Corky and Mr. B then said they were going to work on the script and get a snack but would be back to try the first scene again. It seems they are very committed to remaking some deranged version of Dirty Dancing. I’m sure I’m not the only one who is excited to see the finished product!
Inside Man, Corky is a creative genius! A-Rod should definitely finance a Dirty Dancing remake starring Corky and Mr. Belding. Corky showed off his dance moves in an episode of Life Goes On, where he performed a ‘tard take on the Moonwalk as he really cut a rug! The gay community would go crazy for this movie if Corky and Mr. B are wearing skin-tight Spandex without any underwear on underneath. Obviously they are both fat and out of shape, but they have enormous dongs and that is more important to the gay community. A few love-making scenes where Corky ass-rapes A-Rod as wel as a bunch of fart scenes is sure to make this a hit rom-com for the growing deviant segment of society.
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