Thursday, November 25, 2021

Photo of A-Rod in his Office

Here is a nice photo of A-Rod sitting in his office.  There is a photo of the love of his life, Corky, on the desk behind him!



13 comments:

AssHawk said...

That picture on the shelf of a group of obese men standing in a half circle around what looks to be a man on all fours with his anus in the air…can anyone shed any light on what that photo is about?

It’s obviously treasured as it’s in an expensive looking frame?

Ass Breath said...

That is so sweet of A-Rod to have such a large picture of Corky on the table behind his desk. He probably periodically turns the chair around and rubs one out while staring at the photo of the Corkster. He'd batter hope that Corky never walks in on him doing that, or Corky will throw him a viscous beating!

BallWhipper said...

Asses Hawk and breath, what do you think of that leather chair and why was it bought? The fabric sure looks like it can absorb a lot of sweat and stale farts, I wouldn’t be surprised if ARod tricks corky into sitting on it every night in his underoos and encourages him to turn the radiator on and eat spicy food to make him sweat

Ass Breath said...

Ballwhipper, I have heard stories about beanbag chairs absorbing farts and the smell of anus. But I think you are correct - A-Rod will probably save He-Man cartoons on his laptop and will then tell Corky to watch the cartoons in his office while sitting on his chair with the heat cranked up so Corky’s ass is sweating profusely. Perhaps A-Rod will also attempt to trick Corky into believing that it is more enjoyable to watch the cartoons while sitting bare-ass naked on the chair??

Neil said...

Wow, this website process a great tribute to gay icons such as the late Dustin Diamond and A-Rod. A-Rod seems like he’d be a cool guy yo hang out with. I bet it would be fun to get some tips from him in a batting cage and hear some old baseball stories while drinking a couple beers. Also, I’m not gay or anything like that, but I have to admit that I think it would be awesome to go back to his house and then jerk off into his mouth and fart in his face repeatedly.

Rubber Duck said...

Today i was sitting outside a starbucks sipping on a soy latte when i saw A Rod come round the corner with Corky and Mr B. following behind on tricycles with stabilisers. They were both dressed in shorts and had matching t-shirts with a duck on them, topped off with baseball caps with propellers on them. Mr Bs was a bit more salacious and had a clock on it, with moveable hands with 'time for sex' written underneath.

The best buds seemed happy and were excitedly talking about getting bunk beds put in at home so they could then have one less bed and more space for activities.

However, as they passed me i heard a massive wet fart come from corky and could see shit had flowed up and out of his diaper and was all over his back. Corky then went mental and started screaming before Mr B grunted at A rod that his best bud needed his nappy changing and pointed at the nappy bag and changing mat he bought with them.#

Fearing an ass violation, A rod had to put corky up (on the table next to me) and pull down his diapers before clearing the deuce from his huge bubble butt and powdering his ass. It absolutely stunk the place out, and a lot of the male patrons started getting aroused. Things got even rowdier as Mr B then unleashed a massive diarrhea spray that knocked A Rod head first into Corky's ass, who then expelled out another huge steaming log that knocked A Rof back onto the street where he then got ran over!

On watching this, I lost myself and started rubbing one out furiously in front of my horrified wife and mother and father in law, before they watched on in shock as I gobbled a deuce straight out of Mr Bs' ass.

A Rod sure learned not to dillydally around when Corky needed a diaper change!

Ass Breath said...

Rubber Duck, what an unbelievable experience! I hope that your wife and father-in-law understand that even straight men get aroused by being in close proximity to Corky’s smelly anus and dookies. Also, the way Corky treats A-Rod like his bitch is also quite a rousing as Corky is a super Alpha-male, a real manly ‘tard!

Rubber duck said...

Ass Breath. I am regretting it this morning, this is the hangover after the pink mist descended on me. I don’t know what got into me, but one second I was talking about ETF options with my father in law, and next I had my pants round my ankles, lying on a floor in front of them covered in puss, jizz, diarrhoea and vomit!

My wife now wants a divorce, and my family won’t even return my calls. I really feel like a jack ass!

Billy Bob said...

Rubber Duck, that is one amazing story! Welcome to the lifestyle! Why have a wife, kids, a father and mother in law, when you could instead have a dumpster full of new friends every night? Just look how that stud Mr. Belding took it to the next level by firing a shit spray on A Rod for taking to long to change Corky’s diaper. Mr. B really looks out for his best buddy. It must have been so hot when Corky, after just shitting a few minutes earlier, produced another turd for A Rod to enjoy. I can’t blame you a bit for for getting caught up in the moment and gobbling that shit log out of Mr. B’s butthole! I say dump the wife and family, and head to the Iowa 80 truckstop to get acclimated and spend the next months partying with hundreds of horny truckers and regular folk. It’s like comic con but for deranged queers. After that you won’t give you wife and family a second thought!

Propeller said...

A Rod is really deranged. He went from a baseball all star, to toting around a 56 year old ‘Tard’s diaper bag, and getting shit on by both his ‘tard lover and his lovers 70 year old best friend. This seemingly provides homoerotic entertainment for other deranged people who then jerk off wildly to the various scenes this creates. I am a social scientist and am investigating how straight men with family’s are overcome by these deranged displays and are turned raging queer by them. I believe A Rod is at the heart of this issue and needs to be stopped!

Choppers said...

It’s so nice that Mr. B has Corky to get him through these tough times. I heard Mr. B was very depressed as this was his first Thanksgiving without his former lover Screech. Mr. B had made a tradition of cooking Hound Dog, presenting it to Screech, then ass raping him, while the other guests cheered and jerked off. He was very sad this tradition has ended. Thankfully Corky cheered him up by having A Rod order them an enormous feast containing not only a full thanksgiving feast, but also deep dish pepperoni pizzas, and the entire Taco Bell menu. The two best buddies spent the day watching cartoons, chowing down, and taking turns pressing their asses to A Rod’s head and ripping ass. When A Rod complained and said he wanted to watch a football game Corky went ballistic and picked him up and tossed him in the washing machine. They have a large front loading machine, and after Corky trapped him in it he and Mr. B took turns ripping ass into it through the vents you pour detergent and bleach into. This kept them from having to open the door, and made it so they could watch A Rod through the glass as he breathed in their farts. A Rod begged Corky to let him out, but Corky and Mr. B had too much fun enjoying their thanksgiving feast, watching cartoons, having benching contests, and farting into the washing machine the had A Rod trapped in. At the end of the day before they went to sleep in their bunk beds Mr. B told Corky he had had one of his best Thanksgivings ever.

Buckaroo said...

Choppers. I heard that Corky and Mr. B had an amazing contest while A Rod was trapped in the washing machine. They decided to shit for distance, and set up a tape measure, in A Rod’s office, then whenever they had to shit (which was constantly with how much they ate they would drop their pants, and grunt out their turd as hard as possible, trying to launch it as far as possible. Mr. B won the contest with a shit launch of 6 ft 2 inches. Corky’s best was only a but over 2 feet. But Corky did have the furthest diarrhea spray which made him happy. By the end of the contest A Rod’s office was covered in feces and piss (they also measured their piss which Corky easily won). A Rod was in for a big surprise when he got out of the washing machine fart chamber!

Rubber duck said...

Propeller, it seems I wasn’t the only one affected. I took your advice and bought a Hugo 85 car and the new ‘forever friends’ cd ( they retail for thousands on the dumpster scene, and my copy was coated in jizz) and went on the road looking for some P&A excitement. However, as I pulled into the Iowa truck stop, I heard a rustling from the backseat, looked in my rear view mirror just in time to see my father in laws bare anus quivering in the moonlight before erupting a torrent of salty diarrhoea!

Apparently, he got so turned on by peeking at Mr Bs bum flaps that he went full Liberace and snuck into my car for the ride! He is now choosing whether to dress up as Mr Tuttle or Wilford Brimley for his first Burger King party tonight, a difficult choice to make

Wish us both luck!my ambition is to become Larry the controller as my father in law descends on his cardboard aeroplane dressed up as A Rod