Queer Posts From Another Forum - Part 3

 I found more spank-worthy posts from another forum:

03/09/2020 10:28:09
I stopped at the Taco Bell in Reno, Nevada on 4th Street last night for dinner after 10 hours of driving a truckload of goods to a Walmart warehouse on the outskirts of town. The AC in my big rig was busted and I drove through done intense heat. Needless to say, I sweated through my clothes and was soaked with sweat by the time I reached the Taco Bell. I had eaten a pepperoni pizza for lunch and washed it down with a couple two-liters of Mountain Dew which I gulped from during the long trip and had a bit of gas. Anyhow, I got to the Taco Bell and heard some type of commotion coming from the men’s room as I ate some super greasy tacos for dinner. I heard some loud farts and moaning coming from the men’s room, which was a bit unsettling! I also drank my a big cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast so quickly that I kept belching while eating. It was a little embarrassing as some other patrons in the restaurant kept looking over while I repeatedly belched and also farted. Anyhow, I walked over to the men’s room and opened the door - I was immediately hit by the stench of anus! I looked in and was amazed to see Screech by the Bell! It appeared as though he was working there as an unpaid bathroom attendant as he had a stack of paper towel and some breath mints and small bottles of cologne. He also had a poofy Jew-from and was wearing rainbow colored Zubaz. So I walked to a stall and Screech asked if I needed any help pulling down my pants or wiping. I was disgusting and told Screech I wasn’t a faggot and that he needed to leave me alone. So I walked into the stall and pulled down my pants and sat down and loudly sprayed diarrhea. Screech uttered “Zoinks!!!” and congratulated me and said that the sound of my feces hitting the toilet water was “really hot.” I was totally freaked out by this point and then I heard the stall door shaking as Screech tried to open it from the outside even though it was locked. The next thing I knew, Screech managed to open the door and as I stood up to beat his faggot ass, he did a juke move and somehow ended up behind me. Then he pressed his mouth up against my sweaty ass and started tonguing my anus! Although I was disgusted I have to admit that as a straight man, Screech can really give a pleasurable anal toungue bath! Screech licked my anus clean and also used his Jew fro to knock away little bits of feces! He kept uttering “Zoinks” throughout this entire incident. I then got up, tipped Screech a quarter for his bathroom attendant services and then went on my way. I have to say that although he was a horrible actor and is still incredibly annoying, he’s finally found his calling as an unpaid bathroom attendant!
Johnny Lawrence

03/09/2020 06:32:36
I also got AIDS from that faggot Screech’s Jew Fro. I ain’t no homo or nothin. I’m a long haul trucker. One time I was coming though Reno and stopped off to take a dump. I had recently eaten at the Waffle House and their hash browns covered in chili and jalapeños were making my bowels growl. When I entered the bathroom I ran into a stall and immediately began spraying diarrhea and ripping loud farts. Seconds later I hear this guy yell “Zoinks” and start clapping, telling me how amazing my dump and farts were. He kept up this nonsense as I sat there grunting out more diarrhea and farts. That’s when I noticed there was no toilet paper. I had to think quick and I stood up and kicked open the stall. The door cracked that weirdo right in his giant nose, causing him to yell “ double Zoinks” and fall over. I dragged him into the stall and used his giant poofy Jew Fro as toilet paper. I then got the hell out of dodge. Next time I went for my truckers physical my doc tells me I have AIDS! It had to be that faggots Jew Fro! It was probably caked in all kinds of bodily fluids and diseases! I hate that guy and he better watch out for Buffalo Bill!
Buffalo Bill

03/09/2020 06:20:38
I got AIDS from wiping my ass on Screech’s Jew-Fro!
Jm J Bullock

02/09/2020 23:15:15
Hi this is Troy Fromin coming at you. I played Ox and Scud on Saved By The Bell. Let me tell you that Screech was such a total loser and one of the biggest faggots I have ever met. I was in the men's room smoking crack with Johnny Dakota during lunchtime one day when Screech walked in and gayed up the bathroom - he just oozes homosexuality! He coughed when he smelled the smoke from Johnny's crack pipe and totally killed our buzz. So I slugged Screech in the gut and Johnny burned Screech's neck with a hot crack pipe. Then Johnny shoved Screech's face into my ass crack and I farted on his hook nose! Then all of a sudden, I heard someone say "Hay, hey hey, what is going on here" and looked over and saw Mr. Belding exiting a stall where he had apparently been lifting weights for some reason. I'm not sure why Mr. B lifted weights in the boys bathroom instead of in a gym like a normal person, but it is what it is. Mr. B was wearing an extra small Bayside shirt on his obese XXL body and was sweating profusely from doing forearm curls while sitting on the toilet. Mr. B was really angry and slapped Screech right in the head so hard that Screech's Jew fro shook. Then Mr. B shoved Screech's head into his ass crack and made Screech eat every fecal chip which was down there. I don't know how Screech did this as Mr. B's ass smelled heinous - I was standing 10 feet away and almost keeled over from the stench but Screech went to town like a greedy little rim goblin! Mr. B, Johnny, and I then proceeded to triple-team Screech until he was covered in about a gallon of semen and a pound of feces! It was a good time!!!
Troy Fromin

02/09/2020 01:36:32
I hate Screech. He is national disgrace to USA.
Kim Jong Un

02/09/2020 01:20:52
Hey everyone. It’s your friendly weirdo restaurant owner who also does magic tricks. I used to make my dick disappear into Screech’s butthole on a regular basis. I hated Screech. He was always annoying my customers and yelling “Zoinks”. The men’s room toilets were always overflowing from people shoving Screch’s head into them and flushing them. The men’s room was like a bordello with dudes constantly butt slamming Screech (including Mr. Belding and Zack’s Dad). It always reeked of ass. When he wasn’t getting ass reamed I would get constant complaints from customers who would use the bathroom and find Screech leering at them taking a ****, or cheering on a really smelly dump. That guy was the worst.
Max

01/09/2020 09:05:31
Volleyball Mike, I also want a piece of Screech’s anus! Screech was so annoying when he workwe at my Malibu Sands resort! I also caught him loitering in the men’s room spying on strangers peeing and going doodoo, like a mentally deranged cock goblin. I want to grab that Jew-froed faggot by his hook nose and the shove his head in between my large sweaty asscheeks! His head will get stuck and I will rip fart after fart into his face as he struggles to breathe. His head will remain stuck between my asscheeks until I make a dookie which is so massive that it pushes Screech’s head from the crack of my ass! He will smell like my anus by this point and then I will give him some rough anal sex in front of the resort staff where Zack and Slater will jerk each other off!
Mr. Carosi

01/09/2020 07:08:55
That idiot Screech broke my foot keeping me out of the big Malibu Sands volleyball game. I had my eye on Kelly and planned on banging her after the game. Screech crushed that dream and I could no longer play volleyball. I had a scholarship to Stanford that I lost because of that butthead. I’ve been waiting decades to get my revenge. I need to ravage Screech’s anus while setting his giant Jew fro on fire. Hopefully Leah Remini will help me out and queef on his giant hook nose, then rub her asshole on it. I need payback!
Volleyball Mike

01/09/2020 07:08:55
That idiot Screech broke my foot keeping me out of the big Malibu Sands volleyball game. I had my eye on Kelly and planned on banging her after the game. Screech crushed that dream and I could no longer play volleyball. I had a scholarship to Stanford that I lost because of that butthead. I’ve been waiting decades to get my revenge. I need to ravage Screech’s anus while setting his giant Jew fro on fire. Hopefully Leah Remini will help me out and queef on his giant hook nose, then rub her asshole on it. I need payback!
Volleyball Mike

01/09/2020 07:08:54
That idiot Screech broke my foot keeping me out of the big Malibu Sands volleyball game. I had my eye on Kelly and planned on banging her after the game. Screech crushed that dream and I could no longer play volleyball. I had a scholarship to Stanford that I lost because of that butthead. I’ve been waiting decades to get my revenge. I need to ravage Screech’s anus while setting his giant Jew fro on fire. Hopefully Leah Remini will help me out and queef on his giant hook nose, then rub her asshole on it. I need payback!
Volleyball Mike

31/08/2020 09:51:31
Leah, you should have jumped in and queefed in Screech’s gargoyle like face. His hook nose would have sucked it up like a Hoover. I heard that when the girls on the show got annoyed with him they would do funny things like have their periods on his face, and queef on him. No one liked Screech. Even Mr. B hated him and they dated for awhile!
Mike Goblin

31/08/2020 08:45:52
Hi, I just found this guestbook when I was searching for information on Dustin “Screech” Diamond. I played “Stacey Carosi” on the “Malibu Sands” episode arc during the third season of Saved By The Bell. I want to tell you that Screech is a creepy weirdo! He was dating Dennis Haskins in real life at the time, but he was always coming onto Ernie Sabella, the a for who played my father, Leon Carosi, during those episodes. I guess that Dustin Diamond has a thing for fat middle-ages men! Everyone on the set thought that Dustin was a Brillo-headed faggot. One time Dennis Haskins Drive over to the set and caught Dustin in the men’s room eating out Ernie’s ass! Dennis then dragged Dustin onto the beach and dropped his shorts and ripped ass into Dustin’s face! Then Ernie waddled over and did the same! I was shocked when Dennis and Ernie each pressed their bare asses up against opposing sides of Dustin’s face and simultaneously ripped ass! And let me tell you, those two fatties produced some stinky farts! Then Dennis started doing Dustin in the ass while Dusting sucked off Ernie! Ernie and Dennis were giving each other high-fives while giving it to Dustin! I bet that Dustin is still a creeper nearly 30 later and that is probably why they didn’t want him on that a Peacock series
Leah Remini

31/08/2020 04:03:18
Dennis Haskins I’m a huge fan! I always loved when you would teach that poofy headed Screeh a nice lesson. Yet he never seemed to learn anything. At what point did you decide that the repeated lessons had made Screech less intelligent then Corky? When did you realize Corky would make a better assistant while Screech belonged in the boys bathroom as an unpaid bathroom attendant intern? I think it’s criminal you weren’t invited back for the reboot. Do you think it’s because you’re so obese that the food you eat creates the most foul smelling dumps known to man?
Ash

30/08/2020 07:24:48
Screech was my bitch when we were on Saved By The Bell. I enjoyed rubbing his Jewish Afro all over my balls and anus. Screech was my sex slave and it is quite obvious to anyone who paid attention as there were several episodes of Saved By The Bell: The New Class where there were inside jokes about our real-life gay relationship. For example, Screech oiled me up at a country club during one episode - after filming that scene i oiled up my cock and had rough anal sex with Screech! I would also cut farts during some of our scenes to see if Screech would break character - one time that little faggot fell over and jizzed himself after sniffing one of my potent farts
Dennis Haskins

27/08/2020 22:42:54
Paul, those early episodes where Mylo smoked crack and had his way with Screech were fantastic. It was so strange that a janitor would wear a sport coat and tie while pouring that smelly sawdust substance on barf in the school hallways, but I suppose that was for comic relief. I would very much like to meet Screech. I’m as straight as an arrow, but I think it would be cool to jizz into Screech’s Jew fro. I would watch some hot porn of lesbians dyking out while I masturbate before blowing a huge load of semen onto Screech’s poofy ‘fro! As a straight man, I have to admit that jizzing onto Screech would be very fun!
The Booty Burglar

27/08/2020 03:19:47
Paul Bunyan here. I’m not gay or nothin but I really want to put my man meat into Screech’s poop chute! That fruitcake has angered me ever since I saw him on Saved by the Bell. I remember it was season 1 with Mylo the Janitor who for some reason they tried to class up by having him wear a suit. In this episode good ole Mylo was smoking crack in the boiler room when Screech came in whining that he didn’t have any friends. Next thing you know Mylo is taking a dump on Screech and putting his crack pipe out in Screech’s ass. Screech kept yelling Zoinks over and over again until Mr. Belding heard him and came running in. Instead of helping the kid Mr. Belding ripped fart after fart in Screech’s face while partaking in Mylo’s crack. Of course that idiot Screech sat there yelling Zoinks over and over. You’d think after being assaulted the idiot would have reported them to the police. But that clown kept coming back for more abuse, thinking the janitor was his best buddy. What a jackass. Now many years later I need to fire my seed down that guys throat so he can’t yell “Zoinks” anymore!
Paul Bunyan

26/08/2020 06:44:59
Biggest Bopper. I Jan Lewan was disgraced and had to spend time in Big House. I learned “prison rules” while in Big House, which say no one is gay who has prison rule sex with gay man like Screech. I am knowing you are familiar with this as well. I believe he may been your assistant and you gave him ass and mouth delights. That no make you gay. We need to team to do this spitroast thing I learn about. I will accept either end, and my fans will dance in joy while we make Screech our pleasure machine. Many people do not know that elderly fans of Jan Lewan are all not only lovers of polka music but also lovers of man like Screech. They will make eyes water with diaper farts and will dance on Screech tiny ding dong. I excited to see this happen!
Jan Lewan

26/08/2020 06:32:31
Wow, I’m so glad I found this comment forum. You guys have posted some interesting stories about this Screech character. I would like to partake! Don’t get me wrong, I’m not gay or anything, but I would enjoy standing bare-asses naked in front of Screech as he sits in a chair with my anus positioned about a foot or so from Screech’s giant hook nose. I will stand at a counter while eating a large number of greasy tacos from Taco Bell while drinking a 2-liter of Mountain Dew. Then I will rip some meaty and repugnant wet farts right into Screech’s face. I will then turn around and belch in his face. I will watch as a homeless man proceeds to strangle Screech with a jock strap which has been soaked in urine. I will get a good laugh in before peeing into Screech’s ‘fro before pulling up my pants and driving back home to see my girlfriend for some hot sex while the “Miss Bayside” episode plays in the background!
Big Bopper

26/08/2020 01:06:01
Hello all new fans. I Jan Lewan am very much enjoy this sexy talk about Screech. As I write I come up with new Polka Songs. All involve Screech and having sex or going doo doo on him. These are sure to be polka smash hits. I am currently writing “Polka Spitroast” which will tell the story of me Jan Lewan and a fan providing exquisite pleasures to Screech mouth and butthole while elderly people dance to polka music and eat kielbasa and pirogies. The fans will dance and the food make them **** and fart all over the place. What fun! I am so happy to have new fans. This country number 1! If you would like to meet me Jan Lewan and participate in Screech love during concert write in here. Be warned it will be much fun but there will thousands of horny farting and ****ting old people doing boogie dance!
Jan Lewan

25/08/2020 10:17:50
Hey guys, I am 100% heterosexual and have a hot girlfriend. However, as a straight man I have to say that I would enjoy squatting over Screech's face and then taking a massive dump into his mouth, just like Mr. Belding used to do after wrapping each episode. I would also like to wipe my ass clean with Screech's Jew-fro
Joe

25/08/2020 06:43:20
I would like to meet the Screech character and abuse him as so many others have. I would enjoy peeing onto a plate on which his bologna sandwich is laying. I would totally soak it with urine and then make him eat it. I’m not gay or anything like that, but humiliating Screech in this way would be a barrel of fun and I’m sure I’d think about it while having sex with my girlfriend afterwards. I would also love to rip a smelly fart in his face as he chomps down on his sandwich!
The General

24/08/2020 10:33:48
Jan, that is a hot story! You have me an idea - I think several guys from a street fest should each each some type of sausage, wash it down with cheap beer and Mountain Dew, and then rip ass into Screech’s face. Screech is a raging homosexual, so I think he would enjoy this and would willingly be tied to the interior of a Port-a-Potty with cable ties. Then each dude would eat a different type of sausage, such as Kielbasa, Bratwurst, Liverwurst, Salami, or Pepperoni. After eating, each guy would drink a couple beers and suck down a 32-Oz Mountain Dew before entering the Port-a-Potty and then ripping ass in Screech’s face. We will also duct tape the vent on the Port-a-Potty to trap the farts in with Screech! After a couple farts, it will smell like anuses in the Port-a-Potty and Screech will function as a human air filter to inhale the farts and exhale carbon dioxide. Also, each guy can take turns ****ing into Screech’s poofy Jew-fro! After we’re done, we can prank Screech by tipping the Port-a-Potty over, covering Screech in the blue toilet water which is filled to the brim with pee and faces! Screech is a demented faggot, so he’ll jizz his Zubaz pants repeatedly during this encounter!!!!!!!
Quake

24/08/2020 02:12:16
Hello everyone who also likes Screech butthole. I am Jan Lewan, famous polka singer. I want you to buy my new polka album where I Jan Lewan sing amazing tunes while giving Screech anal delights. Funny part happens when my accordion player plays the accordion on Screech ding a ling and crushes it. Another orchestra player who had too much of the kielbasa and sauerkraut rips smelly farts in Screech’s face, bringing everyone joy. Please buy my new album Jan Lewan Invades Screeech. See I add extra “e” so I have no copyright problem. Haha. Soon tickets will go on sale for the album tour. Screchy will be joining us so everyone can have good times with his butthole and pubic fro.
Jan Lewan