Queer Posts From Another Forum

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11/08/2020 05:31:55
Deuce, Those stories are so hot! Your uncle was a lucky man. Imagine one minute seeing Gary Coleman chowing on some pizza, the next seeing Kirk Cameron buying some underoos, and moments later seeing Screech be the meat in a buttcheek sandwich!! My only brush with fame happened a few years ago when I was at a highway rest stop while driving across the country. I was in a bathroom stall taking a dump when the guy who played Corky on “Life Goes On” barreled through the door while ripping down his pants and diaper. He behaved like I wasn’t even there when he sat on the toilet pushing me completely off the seat. As I yelled out he let loose the smelliest torrent of diarrhea imaginable while chanting “dookie” over and over again. Then some ‘tard wrangler popped his head in the stall and started clapping. He also pretended not to see me. Corky didn’t even wipe his ass and went to the guy who gave him some gumdrops. It was an odd scene and my one brush with celebrity.
Teabag

11/08/2020 04:31:24
My uncle was a security guard at the Galleria in Sherman Oaks back in 1992. He said that he would occasionally encounter famous actors shopping in the mall. One time he saw Gary Coleman getting pizza at a Sbarro and another time he ran into Kirk Cameron at the May Department Store buying Underoos. One day in mid-June he walked into the men’s room and heard some kind of ruckus. He looked over and saw that AC Slater and Zack Morris from Saved By The Bell were standing while each wearing thong underwear - their asses were pressed against opposing sides of Screech’s face and they were each ripping loud farts on Screech! My uncle looked over and saw several Taco Bell wrappers on the floor, so apparently they had been eating greasy tacos right before he walked in in order to fuel their colons to produce such noxious odors! My uncle said it smelled like rank anuses in there and the stench nearly made him vomit! He also said that Screech was masturbating vigorously during this, so obviously he’s some sort of demented freak who enjoys being on the ass end of heinous farts!
Deuce

10/08/2020 06:50:13
I’m aware of Screech trying out for Lord of the Rings. He saw and open audition for Goblins and assumed the script was pornographic in nature and there was a need for a “rim goblin”. After years of servicing Mr. Belding as his personal rim goblin Screech felt he was ready to branch out. He showed up at the audition in his signature Zubaz pants and tore down the directors pants and began trying to tongue his anus to show him how good he would be as a “rim goblin”. The director did take a dump in his mouth, but Screech didn’t get the role. Even though some felt since he wouldn’t need any makeup there would be cost savings, others felt him far to hideous, even for a goblin.
Crotch

10/08/2020 04:31:48
I used to work with a guy who did some type of marketing or advertising for Saved By The Bell. He told me that in the late 1990s, he needed to get a signature from Mr. Belding, so he went to Belding’s trailer on the NBC lot. The door was slightly ajar so he pushed it open and saw Mr. Belding jerking off into Screech’s mouth! Belding saw this guy walk in, but kept jerking it like a champion. After blowing his load, he turned around and ripped a wet fart in Screech’s face!! Mr. Belding then walked over, without pulling up his pants or washing his hands, and then signed the document. The guy I know said it was disgusting and that Screech and Belding were notorious homosexuals. He also said that Mr. Belding said that Screech was a “greedy hook-nosed rim goblin.”
Bruce

09/08/2020 07:27:26
Boys, I’m glad to have found you. I was at a truck stop last night outside of Orlando and saw that fruitcake Screech guy. It seems he’s parked his Gremlin there, and lives at the truck stop. I heard from some of the other truckers he tries to get them to “pal” up and share their shower with him as he doesn’t have the money to pay for one. He also lurks in the bathroom where he gets his rocks off listening to dudes **** and leer at dudes at the urinals. Sometimes he gets lucky and a trucker buttslamms him. I felt bad for him and ripped a meaty fart in his face causing him to fall to bathroom floor and convulse while jizzing in his pants and ****ting himself. He has gotten a job as an unpaid bathroom attendant at the Kissimmee Medieval Times, but the gal at that truck stop I spoke with said he probably spends more on gas getting back and forth then he makes each night. The guy has hit rock bottom and is working every queer angle he can just to stay alive.
Pig Pen

09/08/2020 07:22:28
I met Screech at wrestling camp back in 1991. We were both 14 years old Screech was so scrawny and has such a big Jewish afro at the time. His dad signed him up to try to get him to build some muscle and toughen him up. During the wrestling camp, some of the bigger kids would bully him for being such a pussy and a giant faggot on SBTB. But Screech apparently enjoys the attention, even if it is ridicule- he has some type of humiliation fetish. Halfway through the camp, I walked into the showers and caught him licking the sweaty asshole of Mr. Smith, the 55-yr-old wrestling coach! Screech was being pounded in the ass by one of the bigger kids at the camp. So I can tell you that Screech has been a homosexual for at least 30 years’
JB

08/08/2020 10:08:14
Screech must work non-stop at numerous restrooms as an unpaid bathroom attendant!I remember running into him back in 2017 when I used a men's room at a Giordano's in Chicago. My old college roommate and I had split a large deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizza and had four or five refills of Mountain Dew while eating. Our waiter got upset when we had a belching contest after consuming all of that soda - he also didn't think it was as funny as I did when he asked if I needed anything and then I responded by belching in his face! Anyhow, at one point I got up to go to the bathroom and once inside the bathroom I unleashed a smelly fart which stunk up the men's room within seconds. At this point I heard a bathroom stall open and Screech walked out while wearing pink Zubaz pants! He said "Zoinks!" and thanked me for freshening the air in the bathroom. He then asked whether I peed as well as I farted. I thought that was a really creepy thing to ask, so I rolled my eyes and walked up to a urinal and started peeing. Screech snuck up behind me and leaned over me shoulder to look at my cock as I peed. I pushed him off and called him a "stupid faggot," and he thanked me "for the compliment." Then I farted and he got this excited look on his face and yanked down my pants and said he wanted to give me a "Slater." I said I wasn't gay, but he wouldn't listen. At this point my old roommate walked into the men's room and asked what was going on. It was strange as my buddy and I bedded quite a few women back in our college days, but right now Screech was trying to pull the balls out of my pants! Anyhow, one thing led to another and then my buddy and I were spit-roasting Screech. Neither my old roommate nor I are gay, but as a heterosexual man, I have to say that Screech really took care of our penis and ass needs like a champion! No wonder Mr. Belding had Screech drop out of college to become his unpaid bathroom attendant on SBTB: The New Class.
Tank

08/08/2020 00:51:37
I saw that Screech guy in the bathroom at Medieval Times. He leered at me taking a ****, and then when I ripped a loud fart he got extremely excited and began clapping loudly and yelling “well done”. There were quite a few people in the bathroom at the time and he leered at everyone he could and talked to people taking dumps through the stall doors. People in the stalls seemed extremely annoyed and a few yelled “go away faggot” to which that Screech guy would yell “Zoinks” and one time “double Zoinks”. He had some little cologne bottles out and breath mints in the shape of tiny penises. I didn’t see anyone partake in of that. He also had a queer looking top hat sitting there for tips and I saw a fat guy **** in it. It was the strangest part of my Medieval Times visit. I have no idea why they are allowing him to lurk in the bathroom annoying their customers.
Stanley

07/08/2020 20:53:10
I recently visited that Medieval Times and saw that Screech guy manning the bathroom. He was pretending to be some Medieval jester or something and was cheering on every fart, diarrhea spray, while leering lustfully at guys taking a **** at the urinal. He even had a few stupid songs he sang when someone would rip a really loud fart that were very homoerotic in nature. I’ve been to a few other Medieval Times and none of them had any kind of bathroom attendant. I don’t know why this one does, or why “Screech” would want that job. He’s a real weird guy.
Barf

07/08/2020 06:11:39
I was driving to Las Vegas a couple years ago when I stopped at a restaurant stop near Reno, NV to take a leak. When I walked into the men’s room, I encountered a weirdo who was a white guy with an enormous poofy afro. I did a double-take and realized it was the guy who played Screech and his Jew-fro was massive and out of control! I had been driving with 10 hours straight and the only food I had eaten was a Meat Lover’s pizza stacked with extra pepperoni I had gotten from a Pizza Hut the night before. When I got up to the urinal, Screech asked how was my drive was and I said it was fine. Then I started peeing and Screech said that I was was taking one hell of a pee and that I was a lucky man as he gazes listfully at me with a deranged look on his face. All of a sudden, I felt a huge buildup of gas in my colon and I unleashed a powerful fart which smelled heinous and actually the mirrors! Screech then dropped to his knees and started sniffing my ass! His hook nose is so big that I felt it pressing against my anus!! Screech then begged me for another fart as he said that he was experiencing exquisite pleasure. I then ripped a wet fart right in his face to get him to shut up, which caused him to double over and land in a puddle of urine, at which point he jizzed himself! I then zipped up, washes my hand, and got back in my car. I don’t know how Mr Belding put up with that weirdo for so many years!!!
Diesel

07/08/2020 03:11:29
I towed that hook nosed douche’s Gremlin from that Taco Bell Drive Thru yesterday. I was even nice enough to pull their car up to the window so his heifer could get her order of 30 tacos and an order of cinnamon twists. It was funny as when we got the car to the mechanics shop he was begging her for a taco, but she said he was a loser and could suck her fart. She then ripped the nastiest fart I’ve ever smelled. It almost made me puke. Today when I went to cash his check for the tow the check bounced. His checks had little dicks on them. That guy is a total fruit. When she farted on him he began mumbling about how he couldn’t wait to get back to the Medieval Times bathroom where he’s treated like a king. I didn’t know what he was talking about until I found this board. I’ll have to pay him a visit to get the money that goblin owes me!
Toxic Tom

07/08/2020 02:15:40
Larry, I saw him last night again. I was in the Taco Bell drive thru and a car had broken down. People were going around the car. When I got behind it I could see it was an old 1970’s Gremlin, and when I pulled around I glanced over and saw it was Screech behind the wheel. He was with a very obese woman who was wearing a Medieval Times outfit. She seemed really annoyed at the breakdown and was screaming at him about how hungry she was and what a loser he was for driving such a piece of crap. It was pretty funny.
Peter

05/08/2020 22:46:39
It is astonishing how Screech went from making millions as a child actor to working for tips as an unpaid bathroom attendant as an adult. It must be a bit unsettling to be peeing at a urinal and look over to catch Screech from Saved By The Bell hungrily staring at your cock! And why does he enjoy smelly farts so much???
Larry

05/08/2020 03:31:12
I forgot to mention I asked Screech why he had chosen to be a bathroom attendant at Medieval Times and he claimed he was preparing for a role in a major Hollywood movie. I have no idea what movie would require someone to hang out in a bathroom leering at dudes, but that’s what he said.
Peter

05/08/2020 03:28:26
I saw Corky with A Rod at Medieval Times. Corky was super excited to see the Knights and the horses. Corky was wearing a paper crown and was making A Rod call him “King Corky”. At one point I went to the bathroom and found that guy who played Screech on “Saved by the Bell” was the bathroom attendant. He leered at me taking a ****, and when I ripped ass he came close and breathed it in before saying “that was a good one”. When I got back to my seat I Corky was giving A Rod anal action while cheering fans all around jerked off and chanted his name. It was a really surreal experience.
Peter

04/08/2020 07:37:22
Corky cut open a big bag of M&Ms the other day and accidentally held the bag upside down, resulting in all of the M&Ms falling on the kitchen floor. Corky forgot to clean up this mess as Sesame Street was about to start and Corky ran to the tv in the family room. When A-Rod walked into the kitchen after returning from grocery shopping, he didn’t see the mess on the floor and slipped on M&Ms and took a terrible tumble, breaking his leg! So A-Rod is now in a cast and has trouble moving. Corky is mad at A-Rod for yelling at him after he fell and has been getting some payback! Corky has been gorging on deep dish pepperoni pizzas which give him horrific gas! Corky brought a leaf blower in from the garage and has been using it to blow his heinous farts into A-Rod’s face from across the room while he watches cartoons! Corky sure taught A-Rod a valuable lesson!!!
Gary Ballbag

04/08/2020 04:57:53
I saw Tom Brady today and he was hanging out with Corky. Tom and Corky seemed to be getting along really well and there was definitely some flirting. Tom complimented Corky on his physique and Corky went dookie in his diaper. A Rod better watch out!
Tox

31/07/2020 10:24:19
i am a gay man and have aids. i want to take a dump on the ground and then roll Dustin Diamond in my feces. i shall also smear feces from the diapers of several children and people with Downs Syndrome and will smear it on Diamond’s chest. Then I will pee my name on the fecal canvas on the double dog’s chest. Then I will go diarrhea in his face before jerking off into his Jew-fro!!!!!
Neil

30/07/2020 17:32:45
I want to tongue Anthony Rizzo’s anus while dressed up an elf
Steve Bartman

29/07/2020 16:44:32
I want to meet up for drinks with Screech. I’ll pretend that I’m a tv producer and I want to hire him for a role as a James Bond type of super agent. Then, when the time is right, I will pretend to give him a contract to sign and as he’s reading it, I will cold-cock him in the head. Then I will **** on his face and then fart into his mouth. Corky from Life Goes On will suddenly emerge as my enforcer and will start slapping Screech around! Then Corky will get so excited that he overflows his diaper before strangling Screech and then ....UUGGGGHHH ... I just blew my load fantasizing about this!
Neil

28/07/2020 11:19:27
Life Goes On was such a funny sitcom! Corky was so lovable and always got a few chuckles each episode when he would go doodoo in the wrong place. That time he did it in the kitchen sink and his dad found it was so hilarious as his dad tried spanking him before Corky quickly overpowered him and strangled him with one of his dirty diapers!
Steve Anus

28/07/2020 08:35:56
I just saw the episode of Life Goes On where Corky learns about Albert Einstein in school. Corky really liked Einstein’s hair and tried to make his look like Einstein’s. When Corky’s Dad asked him what he was doing he started telling his father how he had learned about “Albert Frankenstein” at school. His father laughed and said, I think you mean “Albert Einstein”. Corky grew angry at this and yelled that he was the new Albert Frankenstein and to prove it began yelling random numbers and letters. When his father told him it was just jibberish Corky attacked him and began anally violating him while continuing to yell out random “formulas”. His mother lured Corky off his father with some pop tarts and a promise to listen to all his amazing ‘tard formulas. His Dad, his ass bleeding, crawled up the stairs. Life with Corky was so exciting! I always wondered if there were any nuggets of gold in Corky’s formulas!
Rob Wiggle

28/07/2020 07:27:23
My lover and I had some hot, sweaty sex last night. We enjoy dressing up as medieval characters. I dressed as a king and my lover dressed as a troll who lives under a bridge. We had eaten a romantic dinner at Taco Bell before getting it on. We enjoy tough sex and I had grabbed him by his Jew-fro and shoved his head into the sheets, which he loved. Unfortunately, the greasy Taco Bell was starting to make my bowels fill with gas and I accidentally ripped a fart right in my lover’s face. It smelled like rotting eggs - it was so nasty! But my lover enjoys being humiliated and started moaning in ecstasy as his he jizzed into his Zubaz branded g-string!! I then told him he was a dirty little troll before farting in his face again!!!
Steve

27/07/2020 01:51:47
I just saw the episode of Saved By The Bell where Screech asked Mr Belding if he could arrange a Lord if the Rings student fan group at Bayside High School. Mr. Belding replied that a Lord of the Rings student group was not allowed and that Screech was a giant fa-got for even asking! Mr. Belding then grabbed Screech by the Jew-fro and slammed his face into his desk. Mr. Belding then pressed his ass up against Screech’s face and ripped a heinous fart! Screech coughed and Mr. Belding took offense and then viciously butt-raped him!!!
Kurt Steinberg

25/07/2020 10:40:47
I just saw the episode of Life Goes On where Corky learned about Lord of the Rings in school. That night he told his parents he was from Middle Earth and danced around. His father began beating him to try and control him, but this further energized the Corkster. He tackled his Dad and whipped out his massive ‘tard dong. He then gave his Dad some rough anal sex while claiming he was now a middle earth “ass goblin”. It’s one of my favorite episodes and I’m pretty sure Corky’s Dad never beat Corky again!
ROCCO

25/07/2020 06:07:26
I was sitting bare-ass naked on my couch rubbing one out while watching Screech on the Miss Bayside episode of Saved By The Bell. Watching Mr. Belding place the crown on Screech’s Jew-fro really turns me on as I fantasize that Mr. Belding will have some hot unprotected anal sex in the Teachers Lounge with Screech immediately after that event! Anyhow, after blowing a huge load and then washing up, I came back to my couch and discovered that it now smells like rank anuses!! Has anyone else ever had this happen to them?
Kurt Steinberg

24/07/2020 23:18:34
Today I saw Corky and A Rod. Corky took a massive **** in A Rods mouth while riding a motorcycle.
Rocco