Thursday, December 08, 2005

Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 6)

13th October 2003 - 02:47:55 AM
5210 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, you are a tremendous icon in the homosexual community. You have been so diefied that the gay community now simply refers to you as "Diamond." You are one of the few celebrities who can get by on only one name, much like Madonna or Cher.

You are well-known for your "white man's afro," your neatly-trimmed beard and your pale, chunky ass! Please star in another crappy sitcom soon! Your queer fans need more masturbation material!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

10th October 2003 - 03:44:43 AM
5175 : Kurt Steinberg
Alex, go fuck yourself, asshole! This is message board is only for queer fans of Dustin Diamond!!! Go to the Belding board.

Diamond, did you ever have gay sex with Max after eating a burger? I want to hook up with you and put my beef in your male taco!!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

09th October 2003 - 02:29:01 AM
5163 : Kurt Steinberg
Poster 5162, I would pay to see Belding ass-ram Diamond. I'm sure that many of the queers who post here would also pay good money to watch.

I also would love to see Slater take a dump on Diamond! Watching Slater drop a spicy "stanley steamer" on Diamond's head would cause me to quickly lose my load!

- Kurt Steinberg

08th October 2003 - 11:14:26 AM
5153 : Kurt Steinberg
Alex (message 5144), please stop posting here. Go post on Belding's fan board. This message board is for Diamond's fan to exchange gay sex fantasies involving Diamond, which is to what my message relates.

You state that "Dustin has accomplished more 1 year than you have in your whoLE gay fucking life". I beg to differ. Has Diamond ever been sucked off by 3 dudes in a gas station bathroom in West Hollywood? I don't think so!

Get a life, you loser!

- Kurt Steinberg

08th October 2003 - 01:23:06 AM
5142 : Kurt Steinberg
Two of hearts (message 5142), I hear that song a lot when I go to my local gay bar. I also hear "It's Raining Men" all the time! Those are probably a couple of Diamond's favorite songs.

Diamond, you should have campaigned for Arnold Schwarzenegger. If you had, Arnold would have won 80% of the vote in California! Your forum webpage indicated that you were running for governor. However, I didn't see your name on the ballot. Someday you really should run for governor. You're a lock to secure the queer vote!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

07th October 2003 - 01:44:13 AM
5118 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, if Macauley Culkin won't lick your balls, then why are you dating him? Does he at least toss your salad?

When is your next Saved By The Bell DVD set coming out? You need to some some extras on the next set. For example, you could include the E! Saved By The Bell story, or the rumored shower sex episode involving you, Slater, and Belding.

By the way Diamond, I did not post message 5111. There are many fake posters here, but I'm glad that you, the real Dustin Diamond, posted message 5118. I love you!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

06th October 2003 - 02:44:14 AM
5104 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up with Slater next Saturday. We can go to Skybar (which supposedly you frequent with Corey Feldman) and then we can rent a bedroom at the Skybar's hotel for some queer lovin'! Slater and I can have fun contest - the first one of us to squirt our respective loads in your eye is the winner! You can toss the winner's salad! So, in reality, everyone is a winner!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

06th October 2003 - 02:20:20 AM
5103 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up with Slater next Saturday. We can go to Skybar (which supposedly you frequent with Corey Feldman) and then we can rent a bedroom at the Skybar's hotel for some queer lovin'! Slater and I can have fun contest - the first one of us to squirt our respective loads in your eye is the winner! You can toss the winner's salad! So, in reality, everyone is a winner!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

04th October 2003 - 10:39:31 PM
5089 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I just received my Saved By The Bell DVD set and have watched several episodes already.

Remember when the tall girl danced with you in the friendship bracelet episode? Did you think that dancing with a girl was gross and disgusting? It sure looked as though you did. I'll bet that you wished that Mr. Belding was dancing with you instead of that girl. I'm sure that you would have grinded with him to "Baby Got Back."

- Kurt Steinberg

03rd October 2003 - 02:49:04 AM
5058 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, please stop posting under my name, you dipshit! All of the fans of my numerous posts know that I would never post what you posted in message 5054 under my misspelled name!

I'm a huge queer and I first found out about this website when I was in a gas station bathroom getting it on with a dude named Larry - Diamond's website was printed on the bathroom wall! Diamond, let's get together and make a queer "train" with another dude. Then I'll give you a cleveland steamer!

- Kurt Steinberg

02nd October 2003 - 02:31:49 AM
5047 : Kurt Steinberg
Thunder Boy, this website is definitely legit. It was set up to allow Diamond's gay fans to (a) post queer fantasies involving Diamond, (b) schedule gay sex with Diamond, and (c) tell Diamond how much he sucks.

Read the messages - you'll find that most were written by flaming queers. One of my favorite fantasies is the one where I get naked, sit on Diamond's neatly trimmed beard, and then spin myself around like a top!

- Kurt Steinberg

30th September 2003 - 03:24:04 AM
5039 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, your website is losing its edge. Please queer this site up a bit more. This used to be an edgy place to go to post or read erotic gay sex fantasies involving Diamond. However, your website "jumped the shark" around the time when you added your forum webpages.

Please start posting here again or at least make this guestbook a little more fruity. Otherwise, your homosexual fan base will start to dwindle!

What ever happened to Gwando? I haven't seen a post from him in weeks.

- Kurt Steinberg

29th September 2003 - 04:20:44 AM
5028 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I just blew my wad while perusing your webpage. The queer colors really turn me on!

Let's hook up for gay sex! I want to tie you up and then whip you for your pleasure! Next, I will do you in the cornhole and then sit on your face and drop ass! Maybe Slater will show up and join in! He can piss on your head!!! Finally, Mr. Belding will smack you in the face with his ding-dong!

- Kurt Steinberg

28th September 2003 - 12:52:06 AM
5018 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I'm glad to see that your guestbook has become very queer lately.

I hope that Ham Span's information (see message 5029) about Diamond is incorrect! Diamond, you beard is still neatly trimmed, isn't it? I hope you haven't let it grow long. I prefer the feel of a neatly trimmed beard rubbing my nuts instead of a full beard!

I'm glad that you started the hit beard trend in England (see message 5010)! Please contact me for manly love!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

26th September 2003 - 02:47:43 AM
4998 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I still want to get together for gay sex. Let's go to a queer bar in West Hollywood on Saturday night. Then we can head over to my condo and I'll give you a "hot lunch." Yummy!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

25th September 2003 - 03:23:08 AM
4990 : Kurt Steinberg
Ryan, I agree with you. Diamond really is a homo - he's become an icon in the queer community!

I would like to see Slater and Diamond have a "Celebrity Boxong" match on Fox. I think Diamond might be able to take Slater now - Diamond's a lot bigger than he used to be. I think that Diamond would take down Slater in the 3rd round. After being knocked down, Diamond would probably pull down Slater's boxing shorts and do him in the cornhole! Diamond would then rub his neatly trimmed beard all over Slater's ball-sac and give Slater a Cleveland Steamer!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

25th September 2003 - 03:04:36 AM
4988 : Kurt Steinberg
Ryan, I agree with you. Diamond really is a homo - he's become an icon in the queer community!

I would like to see Slater and Diamond have a "Celebrity Boxong" match on Fox. I think Diamond might be able to take Slater now - Diamond's a lot bigger than he used to be. I think that Diamond would take down Slater in the 3rd round. After being knocked down, Diamond would probably pull down Slater's boxing shorts and do him in the cornhole! Diamond would then rub his neatly trimmed beard all over Slater's ball-sac and give Slater a Cleveland Steamer!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

24th September 2003 - 11:21:22 AM
4978 : Kurt Steinberg
Dustin Fan (message 4991), please do not post links to webpages including pictures of women with luscious breasts! This is a fags-only webpage! You shouldn't post here if you don't want to (a) blow your load on Diamond, (b) get naked, sit on diamond's face, and drop ass, or (c) tell Diamond how much he sucks.

Diamond, let's get together for queer sex! I want to use your huge nose as my own personal rocking chair!

- Kurt Steinberg

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