Look at these pictures of Diamond. Obviously Screech is a raging homosexual. Why else would he be dressed so faggy? Look at how unbelievably gay his shoes are:
Saved By The Bell showcased a number of nerds who were friends with Screech. Three of them are shown in the back row of this picture. I wonder if any of them ever teabagged Screech.
Look at this picture. The black nerd is gazing lustfully at Screech!!!!!
Here are some pictures of Weasel, Screech's replacement from the first season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class. I wonder if they ever had gay sex together. That would be so hot!!!
Screech built a robot for a science fair during the 5th season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class. Screech's name for the robot was simply "Robot." I have no doubt that Robot sodomized Screech on a daily basis. Here are some pictures of Robot:
Look at this picture of Messrs. Belding and Tuttle. It look as though Tuttle is constipated and is trying to force a turd out of his ass. Is Screech standing behind him waiting to gobble down his feces?