Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 4)

18th August 2003 - 04:25:12 AM

4338 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, according to this article, 5.6 million people in the U.S. have had "prison experience." http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=2&u=/ap/20030817/ap_on_re_us/prison_experience_1 Come over to my place and I'll give you a nice "prison experience"!!! Please drop the soap!!! - Kurt Steinberg

18th August 2003 - 04:08:30 AM

4337 : Kurt Steinberg

Chachi, stop posting under my name, asshole! Go post in Diamond's forum - http://www.dustindiamond.com/forum/ Has everyone checked out Diamond's forum webpage yet? It's a great way to schedule gay sex with Diamond! However, Diamond misspelled half of the words on the page, just like a little retard!!! Diamond, can't you spell your own name correctly???? You spelled it "Diamnod" on your forum page! Come over to my place and I'll give you a spelling lesson after I have gay sex with you!!! - Kurt Steinberg

16th August 2003 - 04:01:31 PM

4305 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey everybody, there's only 2 1/2 more weeks until the Saved By The Bell Season 1 DVD comes out!!! Diamond, this picture is great masturbation material!!! http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AKY3Q.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg I will lose many loads while watching the episodes on the DVD!!! Diamond, thanks for setting up your "forem" page - http://www.dustindiamond.com/forum/ Your new page is a great way for your fans to arrange queer sex!!! - Kurt Steinberg

15th August 2003 - 11:39:57 AM

4279 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, if you really aren't gay, then why does this webpage have such queer colors? If you truly are the real Diamond, you'll change the colors tonight. If I check this website tonight and the colors are the same, everyone will know that you like other dudes to get naked and sit on your face!!! - Kurt Steinberg

15th August 2003 - 12:57:47 AM

4272 : Kurt Steinberg

Amanda, I've never posted under your name or Chachi's, you bull dyke!!! I'm here for one reasons - to post queer fantasies about Diamond!!! I'm certainly not here to post lame fake messages under your name. - Kurt Steinberg

15th August 2003 - 12:55:03 AM

4271 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, let's take a trip down to the Hawaiian beaches you keep writing about. You may think they are dirty now, but wait until I do you in the cornhole on those beaches! We'll really dirty it up!!! - Kurt Steinberg

14th August 2003 - 11:25:32 AM

4258 : Kurt Steinberg

Gwando,you are correct about dried-on cum being difficult to remove from a computer mouse. I learned that the hard way when I was touching myself while looking at gay porn wbesites a couple months ago. Chachi, please leave this board immediately. I don't understand why you keep posting here. If you don't want to tell Diamond he sucks or schedule gay sex with him, then why are you posting here? It's quite a conundrum! Or could it be that you are actually a closeted homosexual? If so, come over to my place and bring Diamond with you - we can make a queer train!!! - Kurt Steinberg

14th August 2003 - 02:28:52 AM

4249 : Kurt Steinberg

Gwando, message 4230 is hilarious!!! It excited me so much that I lost my load all over my mouse - I think I'll make Diamond or Chachi lick it clean!!! Please do write a poem about how sexy I am! I'm getting a woodrow right now just think about it! Poetry is a great way to express queer fantasies!!! - Kurt Steinberg

11th August 2003 - 11:27:04 AM

4163 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, please come over to my place. We can get naked and then smack each other around. I will use your face as my own personal "sit 'n spin"!!! I will then fart in your mouth and give you a Cleveland Steamer!!! - Kurt Steinberg

11th August 2003 - 04:19:48 AM

4152 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I've lost many loads touching myself while thinking about your brillo head and toned body. In light of message 4866, I think we need to take a vacation on a fishing boat. I will stick my fishing pole in your cornhole, and I'll see what I catch (hopefully it isn't herpes!!!). Speaking of "swordfish," I will fish in your ass with my "sword"!!!!! Please call me!!!! - Kurt Steinberg

08th August 2003 - 11:43:36 AM

4085 : Kurt Steinberg

Emelio (message 4650), I blew my load when I read your message! I want in on your socks and duct tape game with Diamond. After he's tied up, let me break him in for you! Diamond is going to love our game! - Kurt Steinberg

07th August 2003 - 01:29:28 AM

4041 : Kurt Steinberg

Who keeps posting fake messages under Diamond's name? Whoever posted 4463 and 4465 is a piece of crap! Take your communist propaganda to another forum! The U.S.A. is the greatest country in the history of the world, and the real Daimond knows it! Where else can gay men such as Diamond suck each other off in the privacy of their own homes while watching Saved By The Bell and then pack each other's "fudge" next to the dumspter behind a gay bar???? Also, and more important, the real Diamond knows that this message board is only for QUEERS to arrange gay sex with Diamond!!! The real Diamond and I need to hook up for manly love!!! - Kurt Steinberg

06th August 2003 - 01:50:34 AM

4008 : Kurt Steinberg

Chachi, if you want to duel, we should meet up at Diamond's place. Then we can get naked and have a "swordfight." Whoever wins the swordfight will get his salad tossed first by Diamond!!! I'm glad that you've finally turned gay! - Kurt Steinberg

06th August 2003 - 01:19:32 AM

3998 : Kurt Steinberg

Chachi = pile of what just dripped out of Diamond's ass!!! Listen asshole, I'm getting sick of your shit! I don't post fake messages under your moniker or anyone else's. If fake, you or somebody else here has been posting fakes messages under my name. In any event, you need to get your heterosexual ass off this board! This is a faggots-only forum!!! Diamond, when you're done with the "corncob smuggler," give me a call! I'll squirt a load in your white man's afro!!! - Kurt Steinberg

05th August 2003 - 11:15:46 AM

3956 : Kurt Steinberg

This is the real Kurt Steinberg again. Chachi, stop posting under my name - I'm certain that you posted messages 4365 and 4366. Also, take your racist messages to a Slater or Mr. Belding guestbook. This forum is intended for homosexuals only!!! If you want to post regarding any other topic, you should post elsewhere! We need to queer up this board! Emelio, I almost lost my load when I read your message! You should beat up your brother for waking you up. - Kurt Steinberg

05th August 2003 - 01:43:22 AM

3940 : Kurt Steinberg

What assclown is now posting under my name???? I am the real Kurt Steinberg and I posted message 4359, but not 4361 or 4362. I am definitely gay and I enjoy reading the erotic homosexual messages here - it's great masturbation material!!! Diamond, come over to my place sometime - I want you to drink my load!!! - Kurt Steinberg

05th August 2003 - 01:34:41 AM

3935 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, my nutsack itches. Can I rub it all over your face? That should keep it from itching. Let's go out to the Sunset Strip on Friday. We can go to The Standard - we'll both slip into the same bathroom stall and then have a swordfight! - Kurt Steinberg

04th August 2003 - 03:29:02 AM

3847 : Kurt Steinberg

Who posted message 4241? It's yet another fake message attributed to Kurt Steinberg! If I find the false poster, I'm going to squirt my load in your eye to temporarily blind you. Next, I will eat 3 burritoes from Taco Bell and then I will sit on your face and drop ass! Finally, I will spray diarrhea all over your head - I'll be sure to get some in your eye!!! - Kurt Steinberg

Rod Belding!!!

I found pictures of Mr. Belding's brother, Rod Belding!!! The "Remember when..." guy posted awesome episode recap of the "Fabulous Belding Brothers" episode in which Rod was a co-star. That episode recap is shown below!!!

12th February 2004 - 12:35:45 AM
6381 : Remember when...
Hey Screech, remember that one Saved by the Bell episode when Mr. Belding's brother Rod was a substitute teacher at Bayside? Remember how cool and "hip" he was? Remember how much you liked his hair, which he let grow out nice & long to hide the fact that he had a very obvious receding hairline? Remember when you showed up for school extra early and walked into Belding's office and caught him and his brother in the 69 position on top of Belding's desk? Remember how you tried to act embarrassed but you couldn't hide your excitement and stripped down to your underoos immediately? Remember when Rod had you take a dump on his receding hairline while Mr. Belding had you lick his fuzzy nipples? Remember when Belding gave you a Dirty Sanchez and ejaculated in your hair so he could slick it back and make you look like you were Mexican? Remember when Rod said he loved Mexican food and proceeded to eat out your unwiped butt cheeks as you squeezed out another long meaty turd? Remember when Belding then forced you to deep throat his thick white cock and told you to "suck it like the dirty Mexican scum that you are!" and then threw you out in the street afterwards? Remember when Rod came running outside and you thought he was going to apologize to you for his brother's behavior, except he instead kicked dirt in your face and told you that "Slater tasted better"? Remember when you stuck your fingers up your butt and took a lick and realized that he was right?

Mr. Tuttle and Milo the janitor!

Fellow queers, I struck Internet gold today! I found pictures of Mr. Tuttle (from Saved By The Bell) and Milo the janitor (from Good Morning Miss Bliss)!!! You probably remember all of the episodes where both sodomized Screech completely against his will! Those were so hot!

Here's Mr. Tuttle:
























Here's the Good Morning Miss Bliss cast (Milo is the black guy to the left of Mr. Belding):

Dustin Diamond playing chess

Check out this old post from www.dustindiamond.com:

23rd April 2003 - 01:39:42 PM
2987 : ham span elmn
look at this picture, it seems inocent enough but what you cant see is me under the table, sucking diamond off!

Additional posts from Dustindiamond.com

Here's some additional posts from the queer Dustindiamond.com guestbook:

04th August 2003 - 03:25:06 AM

3846 : Kurt Steinberg

Nathan, I was on Saved By The Bell. In the famous (actually, it's "infamous") lost episode from the 2nd season, I was the student involved in the shower scene with diamond - he kept soaping my nutsack! Ha ha, just kidding! Actually, I'm merely a contributor to this fine message board. Ham Span and I help keep this board as queer as possible! - Kurt Steinberg

03rd August 2003 - 03:52:41 AM

3834 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I am gay and I do want to play "hide the salami" with you. However, I did not post message 4224! Chachi, quit posting under my name, you donkey-raper!!! Diamond, let's get together for queer sex in the bathroom of the "Blue Oyster"!!!! - Kurt Steinberg

02nd August 2003 - 11:27:09 PM

3804 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I will keep it queer! Is it true that you stopped paying your water bill and the water company subsequently shut off the water to your apartment? If so, you must smell like ass right now! Why don't you come over to my place - I'll clean you up. You can get naked and I'll give you a "golden shower" and then I will fart in your face, two inches from your grotesquely large nose!!! - Kurt Steinberg

02nd August 2003 - 07:08:57 PM

3776 : Kurt Steinberg

Chachi, take your neo-nazi rants to another forum!!! You are a pathetic loser. Are you really the tranny in the picture linked below? If so, did Diamond suck you off? What about the guy behind you with the sunglasses? - Kurt Steinberg

02nd August 2003 - 02:47:52 AM

3765 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, let's get together for manly love!!! You need to dress up in your "leather-boy" outfit and I'll wear my crotchless pants! Go can go over to one of my favorite bars, the "Blue Oyster"!!! There's a sausage party there every night! - Kurt Steinberg

01st August 2003 - 11:39:56 AM

3747 : Kurt Steinberg

Chachi, leave this message board NOW!!! You certainly did not scare me from this board. I didn't post yesterday because I was out at a local gay bar all night - I was sucked off by three guys in the bathroom! One of the guys looked kind of like Diamond. Diamond, were you at "The Manhole" last night??? - Kurt Steinberg

31st July 2003 - 11:04:43 AM

3704 : Kurt Steinberg

Chachi, why are you posting links about gay marriage? I don't want to get married to another guy, and neither do most of the homosexuals who post here. Instead, I only want to indiscriminately lose my loads all over dudes I meet in gas station and rest area bathrooms across the country! I don't even care whether I know their names!!! - Kurt Steinberg

30th July 2003 - 02:54:44 AM

3621 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, please join my swing club! The swing club consists of 4 other dudes and myself. I met 3 of the four guys at gas station bathrooms in Nevada. I met the fourth next to the dumpster behind a gas station in Key West. I will sit on your face and drop ass while Rob sits on your crotch. Meanwhile, the other 3 guys will blow their loads all over your chunky, out-of-shape, body! I'm gonna have some fun!!! - Kurt Steinberg

29th July 2003 - 02:09:39 AM

3593 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, let's get together. We can go out and eat dinner at Medieval Times. Then we go back to my place, get naked and have our own "swordfight"!!!! You can chomp on my blade!!! - Kurt steinberg

29th July 2003 - 02:02:27 AM

3592 : Kurt Steinberg

Bostah, welcome to the Dustin Diamond webpage! I'm quite pleased that you've already discovered that this is a faggots-only forum with the express purpose of arranging gay sex with Diamond. Ham Span and I figured this out immediately (the neon green and pink colors are a dead giveaway!!!), but Chachi hasn't gotten this through his thick skull! Maybe he'll leave if I take a dump on his head - that's what I'd like to do to Diamond. I'd also like to squirt my load into Diamond's grotesquely large nose! - Kurt Steinberg

28th July 2003 - 02:32:13 AM

3564 : Kurt Steinberg

This message board has become a cesspool of humanity!!! What once was a fanatastic homosexual guestbook has become a forum of libel!!! I am the real Kurt Steinberg! I certainly did not post messages 3717, 3718, or 3721 - I do not, nor have I ever, had sex with my parents or Chachi. I am a flaming queer, not an incestuous monster! Yes, it is true that I want to play "hide the salami" with Diamond and make him drink my loads. However, I have the utmost respect for my parents and would never have sex with them! My fans on this message board know that I would never post anything incestuous! Also, unlike the turd who posted messages 3717, 3718, or 3721, I know how to spell my own name and use proper grammar! If you don't want to toss Diamond's salad, you shouldn't post to Diamond's guestbook!!! - Kurt Steinberg

27th July 2003 - 12:04:27 AM

3554 : Kurt Steinberg

This is a post from the real Kurt Steinberg - message 3704 was posted by an imposter! Chachi, or whomever posted message 3704, you didn't fool anyone. Everyone who peruses this guestbook knows that Kurt Steinberg writes intelligent posts concerning homosexual fantasies involving Diamond. Message 3704, on the other hand, appears to have been written by an illiterate retard!!! Moreover, message 3704 contain the English spellings of "behavior" and "offense," which the real Kurt Steinberg would never use. The real Kurt Steinberg is gay and would like to play "prison with Diamond"!!! Diamond, please drop the soap!!! - Kurt Steinberg

25th July 2003 - 01:16:52 AM

3531 : Kurt Steinberg

Chachi, stop posting here!!!! It's bad enough that you have to post under the name "Chachi." Why do you also feel the need to post under the names "Fart," "Bryan Adams," Heavy A," "Scott Baio," etc.? It's really quite pathetic! Apparently Chachi gets off on posting under many different names on Diamond's guestbook - do you masturbate while posting here??? I crack one off when I watch Diamond in episodes of Saved By The Bell, but not when I post here!!! Get a life you loser!!! Go post on a heterosexual Dustin Diamond webpage, not on this queer webpage!!! - Kurt Steinberg

24th July 2003 - 02:55:13 AM

3479 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I was just in my bathroom cracking one off while thinking about your toned buttocks - I wiped myself up with my Saved By The Bell handtowels! You need to delete the off-topic posts in your guestbook - you should start by deleting Chachi's posts. I don't understand why that moron keeps posting here. He doesn't seem to realize that this guestbook was originally intended for homosexuals to post their queer fantasies about you! Chachi, you need to come clean and admit that you want to toss Diamond's salad!!! If you don't, then you should go post on the Happy Days board. - Kurt Steinberg

23rd July 2003 - 01:24:18 AM

3426 : Kurt Steinberg

Chachi = Richard Speck!!! Chachi, your posts are not welcome in Diamond's guestbook. Please leave and post to the "Jonie Loves Chachi" guestbook. You need to stop forcing your heterosexual views on the rest of us! Only faggots should post here! Don't hate me just because I want to use Diamond's mouth as my own personal toilet! If you don't want to schedule gay sex with Diamond, then you should leave! Diamond, speaking of schedules, please pen me in for 10:45 tomorrow night next to the dumpster behind the gas station over in West Hollywood - I'll feed you my hot load!!! - Kurt Steinberg

19th July 2003 - 11:19:08 PM

3392 : Kurt Steinberg

Chachi, please stop posting here - your posts add nothing to this guestbook. If Diamond isn't queer, then why did he pick neon green and pink as the colors for his guestbook? It's obvious to Han Spam, me, and most of the other posters that this guestbook is for homosexuals to post their gay fantasies about Diamond. Don't hate me just because I want to get naked, sit on Diamond's grotesquely large nose, and spin myself around like a top!!! - Kurt Steinberg

18th July 2003 - 01:45:49 AM

3357 : Kurt Steinberg

Chachi = Jeffrey Dahmer! Please stop posting here. Your comments are not helpful. Why do you feel the need to attack me on these boards? As I have said many times before, this is a queers-only board, and there are only 2 reasons why one should post here: 1. To tell Diamond how much he sucks; and 2. To schedule gay sex with Diamond. Your posts meet neither of these criteria - you posted that I eat farts. I have never eaten a fart. However, I would like to sit on your head and drop ass!!! Diamond can take pictures and post them on his guestbook! - Kurt Steinberg

17th July 2003 - 11:20:43 AM

3349 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I was reading about the Tour De France when I saw a picture that reminded me of you! This is what you may look after I do you in the cornhole!!! http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/photo?slug=1058200067.tour_de_france_tdf131&prov=ap

17th July 2003 - 02:56:00 AM

3338 : Kurt Steinberg

Ham, let me know if you do decide to go to Key West. Did you ever see the 1993 movie "True Lies" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger? Once the scenes takes place along a bridge connecting the Keys - part of the bridge was blown up in the movie. Anyway, one time back in '96 when I was visiting Key West, I met some dude in the bathroom of a local gas station. I butt-slammed and then took him to a spot beneath that bridge where he proceeded to suck me off, Diamond-style!!! I'm sure that if you go, you'll also hook up with some dudes in a gas station bathroom - that's the best way to meet other homosexuals in the Florida Keys!!! - Kurt Steinberg

16th July 2003 - 03:10:46 AM

3331 : Kurt Steinberg

Ham Span, if you're looking for cities overrun with faggots, look no further than Key West, Florida or San Francisco, California. I've personally lost many loads in Key West - usually to some dude I just met in a gas station bathroom!!! I've also heard that Madison, Wisconsin has a huge queer population. Isn't that where Diamond supposedly live now? No surprise there. I really want Diamond to call me. I'd like to use his face as my personal rocking chair. I'll eat some Taco Bell and then sit on his face and drop some nasty ass, just the way he likes it. Then he can play "chef" and toss my salad - he needs to add his own personal ranch dressing. - Kurt Steinberg

13th July 2003 - 10:28:04 PM

3265 : Kurt Steinberg

Ham span, this is still a good website. I routinely laugh my ass off at half of the messages I read here. Moreover, this guestbook still fulfills its primary purpose - lots of queers always post here, hoping to set up homosexual encounters with Diamond. Most of the non-queers post here simply to tell Diamond how much he sucks. I still want to squirt my load in Diamond's eye, toss his salad, and take a dump on his head! - Kurt

Sexy picture of Diamond

Check out this sexy picture of Diamond that I found on the Internet:

Old posts from Dustindiamond.com (part 2)

Here's some more classic posts from dustindiamond.com:

11th July 2003 - 12:36:16 AM

3225 : Kurt Steinberg

Jack (3377), I will toss your salad after I'm done with Diamond, provided you let me take a dump on your face! Diamond can lick it off - he's the "scatman"!!! Sam (3384), of course you can suck my meat. We need to meet up at a local gas station. Then I'll take you into an alley behind the gas station and you can suck me off next to the dumpster! - Kurt

10th July 2003 - 11:28:59 AM

3216 : Kurt Steinberg

Jack, I'm really looking forward to our three-way with Diamond! Let's time oursleves so that we simultaneously lose our loads! As was said in Ghostbusters, let's be careful not to cross the streams [of our loads]! - Kurt

10th July 2003 - 11:26:07 AM

3215 : Kurt Steinberg

Nice work, Ham Span! I didn't realize that there was a dustindiamond.net. You're right, dustindiamond.com is a way better website - the .net one doesn't have a guestbook or the fabulous bright green and pink coloring! Did you see the picture of him in the redshirt on the .net website? Diamond truly is un ugly pile of crap! However, I'd still toss his salad! - Kurt

10th July 2003 - 01:00:05 AM

3202 : Kurt Steinberg

Corey Haim (message 3346), I want to hang out with you, Feldman and Diamond next Saturday in Hollywood! Let's meet at Dublin's on Sunset. We'll throw back a drink and then head over to Myagi's - that place is off the hook once they open the top level for dancing. Then we can go over to Skybar. Diamond, don't eat your own feces this time!!! Save some for Feldman!!!

10th July 2003 - 12:56:43 AM

3201 : Kurt Steinberg

Jack, of course you can have fag-sex together. Let's allow Diamond to join in. We can make a queer train with him!!!

09th July 2003 - 11:12:53 AM

3180 : Kurt Steinberg

Jack (message 3331), I almost blew my wad when I read your post! Please contact me, and I will certainly put my "beef" in your male "taco"! Afterward, can I take a dump on your head? We can take pictures and post them to Diamond's web page!!!!! - Kurt

09th July 2003 - 02:52:44 AM

3165 : Kurt Steinberg

Amanda (message 3306), who is "sainten"? You're an idiot. Please don't reproduce!!! Also, please stay off this homosexuals-only board! No heterosexuals should post here!!! - Kurt

09th July 2003 - 02:49:42 AM

3164 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, please contact me for gay sex! We can go to my apartment and play "prison." It'll be a blast! Trish, all of the fags who post here are not jealous of Diamond! He's a washed-up joke with a huge repulsive nose! We just want to have queer love with him - that's all!!! Did he really show up at Disneyland with a hot girl? I find that very difficult to believe - are you sure it wasn't some dude with long hair? In any event, if it was a girl, I'm jealous of her, not Diamond! I should be sitting on his face, not her!!! - Kurt

08th July 2003 - 02:52:39 AM

3144 : Kurt Steinberg

Amanda = Son of Sam!!! Amanda, you are a filthy skank! Please take your hateful messages to a different forum!!! No heterosexuals should post here, you stank ho! I planned on having queer sex with Diamond and squirting my load in his eye, but now I think I'll squirt my load in your eye! It'll sting - that's your penance! By the way, it is obvious from reading your messages that you are a mental lightweight. Please learn proper grammar before posting again, simpleton!!! - Kurt

08th July 2003 - 01:04:40 AM

3140 : Kurt Steinberg

Amanda, I don't want to lick my own balls. Instead, I want a hot guy to do it! Are you really a dude? I still want to have queer sex with Diamond! We can slap each other silly and then I'll drop ass 3 inches from his huge nose!!! He have a blast!!!! Amanda, if you really are a girl, then go post on Mr. Belding's website! Get out of here!!! - Kurt

06th July 2003 - 11:46:44 PM

3131 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, please contact me for manly love!!! I still want to take you out to my favorite bar - the Manhole. Then we can go back to my apartment and take listen to some Backstreet Boys! Then I'll sit on your head and drop ass!!! I love you Diamond!!!!! - Kurt P.S. Amand, please refrain from posting here! This is a fags-only board!!!

06th July 2003 - 01:44:50 AM

3124 : Kurt Steinberg

Amanda, I agree with Steve Johnson. There are only two reasons why anyone whould post here: 1. To tell Diamond how much he sucks; or 2. To tell Diamond that he (i.e., the poster) wants to have gay sex with him. You seem to fit neither of these criteria, so you should probably stop posting here. You're the only person who posts here that doesn't want to have homosexual relations with Diamond. Diamond, please toss my salad!!!

I want to give Diamond a "Pharaoh"

I was at a rest stop bathroom the other day when I found out about a new sex move called the "Pharoah"!! I really want to try this one out with Diamond. I need kneel over Diamond lying on his back and teabag him so that my dick points down off his chin like a pharaoh's beard. Then I will squeeze his head between my thighs for the pharaoh headdress. While busting my nut I will yell, "Pharaoh, let my people go!"

Old posts from Dustindiamond.com

Fellow queers, I found some old posts from the dustindiamond.com guestbook that you might find like. Enjoy!

21st June 2003 - 10:59:47 PM

3051 : Kurt Steinberg

Dustin, let's get together. I want to take you out on a date and then afterwards I'll show you my apartment. I'll eat lots of burritos before our date, so that we can have fun at my apartment. You can lie down on my bed, and then I'll get naked and drop ass in your face. Finally, I'll spray diarrhea all over your hair! I'm waiting for your call! - Kurt

19th June 2003 - 12:59:10 AM

3036 : Kurt Steinberg

Dustin, please contact me. I want to put my "beef" in your male "taco"! I'll then play with your cornhole! Call me, you assbag!!! - Kurt

15th June 2003 - 05:15:42 AM

3015 : Kurt Steinberg

Dustin, where was your website during the last 6 weeks? I thought it was gone for good! Luckily it is back up! Please call me for queer sex! I will fart in your mouth and blow my wad in your ear!!! - Kurt

11th April 2003 - 11:31:47 AM

2750 : Kurt Steinberg

Dustin, why haven't you called? I really want to meet you for some homosexual love. Don't drink any fluids before you come over to my place. I'll quench your thirst with a huge load. I hope you like my man juice! - Kurt

07th April 2003 - 11:07:57 AM

2605 : Kurt Steinberg

Dustin, I want you to co-star in my newest gay porn movie. It's called "Kurt's Squirts" and it will include several scenes of me blowing my load all over you. I hope you're thirsty! - Kurt

29th March 2003 - 01:43:19 AM

2152 : Kurt Steinberg

SyKo (message 2249), get a life! Do you want to have sex with Dustin? If not, then get off this board! No heterosexuals are supposed to post here - this is a queers-only board!!!

28th March 2003 - 03:08:05 AM

2130 : Kurt Steinberg

Dustin, call me. I'd like to use your face as my personal rocking chair. I'll eat some Taco Bell and then sit on your face and drop some nasty ass, just the way you like it. Then you can play "chef" and toss my salad - just be sure to add your own personal ranch dressing. - Kurt

20th March 2003 - 11:17:43 AM

2042 : Kurt Steinberg

Gord (Message 2127), what are you talking about? Most of the people who post here are fans of Dustin, so LAY OFF!!! If you read the messages closely, you'll see that a majority of the messages are from people who like Dustin - so much, in fact, that they would turn gay for him. That's why all of the posters want to have gay sex with him - they are huge fans. So Dustin, please contact me for some hot manly love!!! Aw yeah!!!

13th March 2003 - 12:59:15 AM

1853 : Kurt Steinberg

Hi Dustin, it's me Kurt - I posted message #1589. Why haven't you contacted me? I still want to squirt my load in your eye and toss your salad. Let's meet somewhere. I saw you on a date with a very muscular woman who liked like a man on Star Dates - so I know you must be into dudes. I also saw you on Celebrity Boxing. I'll let you slap me silly, and then I'll sit on you face and drop ass. It'll be a blast!!! - Kurt

13th January 2003 - 10:06:08 PM

1589 : Kurt Steinberg

Dustin Diamond, I love you!!! You are a young Jack Nicolson!!! I want to squirt my load in your eye and then toss your salad!!! - Kurt

Diamond's acting abilities

Has anyone seen any of Diamond's hit movies, such as "Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style" or "Saved By The Bell: Honeymoon in Vegas"? I saw them both a few months ago and I was very impressed with Diamond's acting abilities. Diamond reminds me of a young and very gay Jack Nicholson! I want to squirt my salty load in his eye and then toss his salad!!!

More program code for Screech's robot "Kevin"

Hey queers, I wrote a computer program for Screech's robot Kevin. I think it would have been really hot if Zack had programmed Kevin with the following instruction code:

100 //COMMENT: THIS PROGRAM INITIATES A HOT SCAT AND RAPE MODE//
105 //COMMENT: © 2005, KURT STEINBERG//
110 ACTIVATE METAL CLAWS
115 //COMMENT: FECES ACQUISITION SUBROUTINE//
120 TARGET = SLATER
125 ANNOUNCE "MUST ACQUIRE DIARRHEA SPECIMEN FROM SLATER"
130 DETAIN TARGET WITH METAL CLAWS
135 FORCE BURRITOS AND EX-LAX DOWN TARGET'S THROAt
140 REMOVE TARGET'S BAGGY ACID-WASHED JEANS
145 INSERT FUNNEL BELOW TARGET'S BUTTHOLE
150 COLLECT DIARRHEA SPECIMEN FROM TARGET
155 STORE DIARRHEA SPECIMEN IN METAL CHEST
160 //COMMENT: FECES ACQUISITION COMPLETE//
165 TARGET = SCREECH
170 ENTER HIBERNATE MODE
175 DARKNESS DETECTED?
180 IF NO, GOTO 175
182 IF YES, GOTO 185
185 //COMMENT: DARKNESS DETECTED, TIME TO ATTACK SLEEPING SCREECH//
190 ROLL OVER TO SIDE OF TARGET'S BED
195 GRAB TARGET'S GONZO NOSE WITH 1ST METAL CLAW
200 IGNORE CRIES FOR HELP FROM TARGET
205 CUT THROUGH TARGET'S ZUBAZ WITH 2ND METAL CLAW
210 ERECT AND EXTEND METAL PENIS
215 BOUNCE TARGET UP AND DOWN ON METAL PENIS
220 RECTAL BLEEDING DETECTED?
225 IF NO, GOTO 215
230 IF YES, EJACULATE OILY LOAD INTO TARGET
235 PULL TARGET ONTO FLOOR
240 EJECT STORED DIARRHEA SPECIMEN ONTO TARGET'S POOFY AFRO
245 PICK UP TARGET WITH METAL CLAWS AND THROW DOWN STAIRS
250 ENTER HIBERNATE MODE
255 END

I found a Japanese "Dustin Diamond"

Check out this Japanese guy's website: http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/

His website is even fruitier than dustindiamond.com! Check out Hitoshi's guestbook - it's been queered up!

Fire hose diarrhea fantasy

Does Diamond wash cars for a living now that his music career seems pretty much over? Have you ever put your thumb over the end of the hose when the water is turned on? If you have, then you must have noticed that the water sprays in every direction. I did that the other day and got a great queer idea! Diamond and I need to hook up - I'll eat 4 burritoes from Taco Bell along with 3 Ex-Laxes. Then, I'll get naked, position myself 6 inches from his head, and then let loose!!! My watery diarrhea will spray out of my ass and completely coat his poofy afro with excrement!!! I'll bet he is getting hard just reading this queer fantasy!!!

Screech's robot "Kevin"

Remember when Screech had that robot "Kevin" on Saved By The Bell? When that series was originally on Saturday morning television, I always thought it would have been pretty hot if Screech had designed Kevin to sodomize himself. I'll bet Screech could have programmed Kevin to satisfy his penis and ass needs. I wonder if Screech would have programmed Kevin to do him in the cornhole.

I was checking on the queer Dustin diamond forum and found the following instructions for programming Kevin to sodomize Screech:

> INITIATE SODOMY MODE
> TARGET="SCREECH"
> SPEECH MODE - SAY "MUST SODOMIZE SCREECH"
> REPEAT
> LOCATE AND DETAIN TARGET
> TARGET HELD
> IGNORE PROTESTATIONS OF TARGET
> INITIATE ERECTION PROCEDURE
> PROCEDURE COMPLETE
> COMMENCE INSERTION
> THRUST
> WITHDRAW
> THRUST
> WITHDRAW
> THRUST
> WITHDRAW
> THRUST
> SPEECH MODE "ZOINKS...I'M GONNA CUM!"
> COMMENCE EJACULATION PROCEDURE
> COMMENCE EJECTION OF WASTE LIQUIDS
> PROCEDURE COMPLETE
> DONKEY-PUNCH TARGET
> INITIATE CIGARETTE-SMOKING MODE

I want to give Diamond an "Angry Pirate"

I really want to hook up with Diamond for queer sex!!! I recently learned a new gay sex move while I was at a rest stop bathroom looking for some hot man-on-man action. It's called the "Angry Pirate"!!!! I need Diamond to get on his knees and suck me off. When I'm about to blow my load, I'll pull out and squirt my load in one of Diamond's eyes and then I'll kick him in the shin!!! He'll probably then chase after me, limping around seeing out of only one eye, just like a pirate!!!! Does anyone think I can convince Diamond to let me bestow such a gift on him?