Here are some AI-generated videos of Larry Zubaz. He is apparently the founder of the Zubaz Company and is also the leader of the "Book of Zubaz" cult.
Here are videos of Screech meeting Larry Zubaz:
Here are videos of Screech attending a large "Book of Zubaz" cult meeting:
Here are "Book of Zubaz" cult meetings in a filthy men's room:
Here are "Book of Zubaz" cult meetings in a filthy men's room during which Larry Zubaz orders cult members to fart on Screech:
Here are "Book of Zubaz" cult meetings in a filthy men's room during which Larry Zubaz orders cult members to belch on Screech:
Here is a video of Larry Zubaz declaring that Screech is the "Rim Goblin of the Week":
Here is a video of Larry Zubaz belching and farting in Screech's backpack:
Here is a video of Screech walking into a "Book of Zubaz" cult office and being thrown out:
Here is a video of Screech visiting a "Cult of Zubaz" sanctuary:
Here is a video of a "Book of Zubaz" cult meeting where Screech is in a submarine and Larry Zubaz farts into the submarine before closing the entry hatch:
Here is a video of Larry Zubaz offering Screech as a gift to an alien from Mars:
Here is a video of Screech preaching the word of the "Book of Zubaz" in a men's room:
Here is a video of Larry Zubaz farting on bathroom attendant Screech:
Here is a video of Screech preaching the word of the "Book of Zubaz" ito Mr. Belding on a sidewalk. Mr. Belding was irritated and farted on Screech:
Here is a video of Larry Zubaz giving a street interview to a TV news reporter:
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Larry Zubaz must have ripped ass and belched in Screech’s face constantly to teach him valuable lessons about being a rim goblin and degrading the Zubaz brand!
Screech couldn’t even find a cult that didn’t make fun of him, and belch and fart on him constantly. Even the lowly Cult of Zubaz members felt they were better than Screech!
Barf, Screech was desperate to join a club or cult to get some friends. However, the only cult which would have him was the Book of Zubaz cult, and they only let him join so that they could belch and fart on him, and butt-slam him from time to time!
I wonder if Larry Zubaz made some things up as he read from the “Book of Zubaz”? Was it really in the book that each member needed to rip ass in Screech’s face, or did Larry toss that in because he thought it was funny to see people humiliate Screech?
Barry, I think that Larry Zubaz definitely made up things when he read from the Book of Zubaz. I find it hard to believe that that was actually a passage in that book about drinking Mountain Dew: Baja Blast! Or was the Book of Zubaz endorsed by the PepsiCo, the company which sells Mountain Dew?
Perhaps members normally have to give monetary donations to the cult. However, because Screech was broke and couldn’t give money, he had to be on the receiving end of belches, farts, and diarrhea sprays?
Smelly, I heard Larry tell the other cult members that they should also become unpaid bathroom attendants and give all their tips to the cult? I wonder if Screech actually handed over the meager tips he made, or if he angered Larry and the other cult members by frivolously spending them on garbage like gas station pizza?
I was in the Cult of Zubaz from 2004 until 2015. It was amazing. Larry Zubaz was a top notch cult leader and we had most of our meetings in random truck stop bathrooms. Screech joined around 2010 and was a real loser. He tried to implement a coup and make himself the leader as he claimed he was famous and had done more for Zubaz then anyone else. He tried to claim since he worked as an unpaid bathroom attendant he could ensure he’d know all the best spots to recruit new members. Needless to say Screech got 0 support from any members and as punishment Larry ripped ass on him regularly as did the other members. Larry regularly read us sermons that made fun of Screech and encouraged us to burp and fart on Screech. As far as money I doubt Screech donated much. He spent every penny of his limited budget on trying to keep his gremlin running, and anything leftover he used for junk food and little toys. I recall one time he made a big deal about donating a dollar at one of our meetings. I only left the cult when diabetes took my leg and I had to get a peg leg. It made it hard to get to the meetings and they didn’t have a Zubaz peg leg which really angered me and put me on the outs with Larry who wanted members to purchase only Zubaz products.
Cult of Zubaz Fanatic, I am not surprised at all that Screech would try to take control of the Zubaz cult. Why would he actually want to be the leader? He is notoriously lazy and claims he is going to do many things which he ends up never doing because it would require too much effort. He probably actually enjoyed all of the farts, belches, and butt-slamming provided by cult members, as it must have reminded him of his best days on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set
Hershey Stain, I think he wanted to be the leader because he considered himself to be a big shot. He constantly bragged about being on SBTB and even showed us a disgusting pair of large white underpants that had a bunch of skid marks in them. He claimed they were Mr. Beldings, as if that was supposed to impress us. They weren’t even Zubaz brand, they were Hanes. He had all kinds of ides for the cult, none of which he wound up doing. I remember one time he claimed to have recruited Mr. Horton, Dudley, and Webster to be in the cult. We never saw him, and when I asked him about it a few weeks later he claimed he never said that. He then ran off to huff some fat truckers fart who had tossed a nickel in his tip hat.
Cult of Zubaz Fanatic, it seemed as though Larry Zubaz went out of his way to humiliate and demean Screech by repeatedly belching and farting on Screech, hoping Screech would get the point and go away. However, Screech clearly enjoyed the attention he was getting and must have liked eating fart and belch meals. I wonder where he found that soiled pair of undies? I remember reading that Screech would swipe sweaty wrestling singlets and jock straps when the Bayside wrestling team was in the showers after practice, so he probably has a large collection of stink underwear he’s stolen over the years
The other day I took a huge shit in the McDonald's bathroom that nearly broke the toilet. It was insane. I then rubbed my slimy doo-doo all over the mirror and kicked in the automatic hand dryer before ordering my happy meal and then leaving. I rule.
I am a huge fan of the legend that is Corey Feldman. I wish he had played Screech instead of that goblin. I feel Corey Feldman could have made nearly any movie or TV Show ever made even better. Replace Arnold in the Terminator with Feldman, better. Replace Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible with Feldman, far better! Replace Bryan Cranston in Breaking Bad with Corey Feldman and that show would have been 10 times better!! The only show Corey could not have made better was Life Goes On, as Corky is irreplaceable. One time back in 2014 I was in my big rig hauling a load of diapers from Newark, NJ to Chattanooga, TN. I took a pit stop in Richmond Virginia to spray some diarrhea, and in the truck stop men’s room I ran into Screech. Screech was doing a terrible job as an unpaid bathroom attendant. The floor was covered in urine and it stank like a wet fart. I quickly got in a stall and let loose some chemical warfare. When I was done I came out and to my amazement saw Corey Feldman moonwalking across the floor while urinating on Screech! I broke out in applause as did the other two dudes who were at the urinals. At the end Corey dropped a quarter in Screech’s tip hat. I don’t know if he was there to use the bathroom, or put on a performance. But it was the best day of my life!
Corey Feldman Fanatic, that is awesome that you managed to run into both Screech and Corey Feldman at a dirty truck stop men’s room! I bet that the only time Screech ever received monetary tips was when someone did something humiliating/demeaning to Screech and then gave Screech some pocket change because they felt slightly bad about what they had done. I stopped at a filthy men’s room at a gas station in Sevierville, TN, near the Dollywood theme park back in spring 2015 and Screech was there manning the urinals and sinks. As I was taking a piss at a urinal, a big fat trucker came into the men’s room. Screech said “Good day, sir” in his annoying high-pitched New Class voice and the trucker belched in Screech’s face and then grabbed Screech by the Jew-fro and held Screech’s head next to his ass while he farted loudly - it was funny and I and several other people in the men’s room started laughing. Screech must have enjoyed the fart, as he fell to the floor and had some type of homosexual convulsions or seizure on the floor, as he started moving around and flopping on the floor like a fish out of water as he appeared to be jizzing his pants in ecstasy. Screech actually managed to clean the floor , as his Jew-fro seemed to mop up dirt as well as feces and urine stains on the floor as he flopped around. Screech was a real weirdo!
Hershey, I saw Screech a few other times. Unfortunately Corey Feldman wasn’t at any of those. I remember one time was pretty strange. It was around Christmas time and Screech had really decorated the place to try and garner more tips. He also had a giant picture of Mr. Belding that he had drawn a large heart on. That was strange. But even stranger was next to that picture was a smaller one of Kim Jong Un in a frame that read “Dear Leader”. This was around 2017/2018. When I finished going dookie he tried to spritz me with some cheap cologne he claimed smelled like gingerbread cookies, but in reality stank like rancid ass. He seemed dejected when I didn’t tip.
Hi fellas. I drive truck for a living. Back in 2018 I was parked at a Reno truck stop to use the facilities and get some gas and food. When I entered the bathroom I found it filthy and saw that Screech guy was there. He was also filthy with piss stained clothing and his jewfro was all matted. When I mentioned the place stank he said he didn’t mind as he had his own oxygen tank. He then removed this weird looking tank from the wall that was clearly labeled “Mr. B’s farts” put a mask over his face, opened the tank, and began taking deep breaths. A few seconds later he fell to the floor and had some kind of convulsions where he jizzed his already soiled Zubaz pants. I took a quick piss and got out of here as fast as I could. When I left that weirdo was still wiggling around on the piss soaked floor!
Has anyone seen the show “Tires” on Netflix. There is a scene in an episode from the second season where the manager of an auto repair shop is in the men’s room at a tire expo conference while leaving a voicemail for his cousin’s father. While he is leaving the voicemail, someone in the next stall is farting while taking a dump! Screech would have been a great addition as an unpaid bathroom attendant in that scene.
Smelly, I haven’t seen that show, but it’s sad instead of auditioning for prime roles like “unpaid bathroom attendant/weirdo” on a Netflix show Screech instead decided to fake his death and live in the woods with Bigfoots!
Buford, Screech would have been perfect for comedic roles as a homeless man or bathroom attendant who gets farted on or belched on, for cheap laughs. If he had self-awareness, he would have known that he wasn’t funny and wasn’t a good actor. However, people would have loved to watch other characters rip ass in his face and belch on him, and he could have earned a decent living just doing that
Smelly, I wholeheartedly agree with you. Screech would have been able to provide comic relief in almost any situation. Even in a drama Screech would be useful. Imagine a police show. The scene is a cop chases a bad guy down an alley and they get into a gunfight. The cop shoots the bad guy. Then the next scene shows all the personnel on site and of course people question the cop as to if he needed to shoot the bad guy. It would be a very tense moment. But then the cop’s partner notices a homeless guy in a box in the alley. He walks over and we see Screech peering from the box. Instead of questioning him if he saw anything the partner just says “mind your own business hooknose” then presses his ass into the box and rips a monster fart. That would break all the tension and everyone would laugh hysterically. The viewers at home would love it as well!
Buford, I would have enjoyed watching a sitcom which takes place at a Taco Bell or some other fast food Mexican restaurant like Taco Bell. Screech would have played a homeless bum who hangs outside of the restaurant begging for pocket change and who toots around the dumpster for uneaten scraps of food. When employees would throw bags of garbage into the dumpster, sometimes when would land on Screech’s head, causing him to yelp, “Zoinks!” as the laugh track for the show roars. At night, a Sasquatch from the nearby woods would emerge to look for food in the dumpster and would encounter Screech, causing the Sasquatch to get annoyed and then belch and fart on Screech.
I have been a follower of the Zubaz religion for 20+ years. It is disrespectful to refer to my religion as a mere “cult.” I want to tell you all that there are specific Commandments directed toward sinners who have physical characteristics similar to those of Screech, as difficult as that might be for you to believe. The 4th Commandment of the Zubaz religion recites, “Thou shalt presseth thine bare ass up against the face of a Jew-froed rim goblin and rip ass to cleanse the rim goblin of sin.”
Larry zubaz
And so are you.. : )
I like how even animals find Screech to be extremely annoying, as evidenced by the videos in the new post.
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