I discovered some AI-generated videos of Screech working as an unpaid bathroom attendant.
In this first video, Screech is cleaning an enormous amount of diarrhea from a toilet seat:
Here are a couple more videos of Screech cleaning up a mess in a men's room:
Here is a nice video of Screech sitting in a dumpster munching on handfuls of garbage:
Here are a couple videos of Screech relaxing in a filthy motel which has soiled underwear on the bed and either mold or dookie stains on the walls:
5 comments:
Screech looks like he could be an extra for the Village People in that top video where he’s wearing the blue janitor’s outfit and hat
I consider this proof Screech is alive and as deviant as ever. I am investigating this as he defrauded many insurance companies and lenders. The most valuable thing he left was a “jar of Mr. Beldings farts” that sold at auction for $2.50. I hope to capture and interrogate him shortly.
I was at a truck stop today outside Sacramento and I saw a strange sight. Some guy was there dressed as Screech and was leering at dudes taking pisses, while cheering on people who ripped farts or sprayed diarrhea. He had a tip hat out, along with a menu that offered some further services. Oddly enough his Dad was there and seemed really proud of his son. He told me his son was in a high school program that was preparing him for world as a bathroom attendant. I found this really odd, but will say the bathroom was very clean, and there were many amenities by the tip hat. I spruced myself up with a spritz of knock off Polo cologne, and also ate a nice breath mint. I left a dollar tip, which elicited a “Zoinks” from the kid.
Screech did a fantastic job of cleaning diarrhea on the toilet seat in the first video. I bet he would have been a great janitor. He should have worked days as a paid janitor and nights as an unpaid bathroom attendant to build up the nest egg he squandered after Saved By The Bell: The New Class was cancelled.
I am the chief editor at “Janitors Illustrated,” the top janitorial services magazine in the business. Each month we profile one of the top performing janitors around. In July 2025, we profiled Pablo Suarez, a janitor at a Taco Bell in San Antonio, TX. Mr Suarez has a pristine reputation for keeping his Taco Bell men’s room as clean as a whistle, mopping up several pounds of diarrhea and unclogging toilets constantly. However, I have to say that the speed at which Screech cleaned diarrhea off the toilet seat in the top video of this post is very impressive. I also like his cute little blue uniform! Was that video recorded recently? I’d like to get agent on the horn and set up an interview. I have an idea where I’m sitting on a toilet talking to Screech and then I start spraying diarrhea! Screech asks me to get up and then tongues my anus clean and then proceeds to quickly clean any diarrhea stains off the toilet at a record-setting pace. It would be a fantastic opportunity for Screech to reach a wider audience!
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