Corky recently discovered that one of his heroes, Hulk Hogan, once claimed that fellow wrestler, Andre The Giant would take dumps in hotel bathtubs. As set forth in the tweet below, the Hulkster once claimed that Andre took such a massive dump that he filled the tub up to the taps with dookie! Corky now has a new hero, Andre The Giant!
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I wonder how common it is for big fat guys to take dumps in tubs instead of in toilets. Mr. Belding has been doing this for the past two decades ever since he completely let himself go after the cancellation of Saved By The Bell: The New Class. A-Rod’s tub is probably clogged with undigested corn and peanuts from Mr. Belding’s dookies!
I’m old and angry. I eat prunes everyday and shit in my sink or bathtub for fun. Sometimes I have some gas build up and I pull down my pants and blow diarrhea on the wall. When you’re 99 and worth millions you can do whatever you want! Then I sit there and watch my illegal Guatemalan housekeeper clean my precious feces.
I can confirm that Bob Barker is a weird old dude. He regularly orders a pizza delivery, and slips me a $50 if I take a dump on it before I deliver it. When I hand it to him he takes deep breaths from the box to check, and if I’ve shit on it always says “I can smell my favorite topping”. One time when I delivered his pizza he introduced me to his “pals” Mr. Horton and Dudley. The three of them were all in their underwear and were drinking wine and popping pills. Strange stuff.
Delivery Guy, I was an intern during a season of The Price Is Right back in the mid-1990s. One day Screech showed up to see Bob because he was a big began fan of the show. I saw Screech enter Bob’s dressing room and the the door shut. I then heard some loud noises. It sounded like a slap and the a pair of Zubaz pants suddenly hit the floor. Then I heard what sounded like a loud fart followed by the sound of loud butt-slamming! There were many utterances of “Zoinks!” during this commotion. Then the door to Bob’s dressing room opened up and the stench of anus and semen filled the hallway. I can’t say for sure what went on in Bob’s dressing room, but I did see Screech limp out of there. It actually appeared as though patches of Screech’s Jew-fro were missing, as if they had been ripped out somehow. Weird…
A bathtub? That ain't nuthin'.. you guys remember the willie wonka movie where that fat kid got greedy and fell into the chocolate river? Well, I was the one who made that river - With my own explosive diarreah after eating too much jalapeno licorice!
Paul, I was a set director for 2 seasons in the 90’s. Screech came by a few times during my time on The Price is Right. One time I heard someone yelling “Zoinks” by that giant wheel used to determine who went to the showcase showdown. When I got there I saw that Bob was really railing Screech in the ass while shoving his Brillo like head into the quickly spinning wheel! The person spinning the wheel was none other than Mr. Belding! When the wheel stopped spinning it landed on a nickel enraging Mr. B who claimed Screech’s Jew fro had screwed him out of landing on $1.00. He then pressed his ass to Screech’s head and ripped a monster fart causing Screech to yell “Zoinks”. Bob then jizzed all over Screech, and he and Mr. Belding left Screech laying on the floor while they went off to the studio cafeteria for lunch. It was an odd scene to say the least. Before the next show I had to have the wheel cleaned of clumps of Screech’s Jew fro!
Yesterday afternoon, Corky asked A-Rod if they could share the toilet seat together while they each went dookie. Corky said that he's learned a lot in his potty training classes, but thought it would be helpful to if A-Rod was sitting next to him on the toilet seat. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and said that he didn't want to touch ass-cheeks with Corky while they each took dumps. A-Rod also pointed out that the toilet seat was not nearly large enough for both of them to sit on it and go dookie at the same time. A-Rod also said that he thought that he was wasting his money on Corky's potty training classes and wondered what the hell Corky was actually doing at them since he'd been going for almost two years yet still didn't seem to know how to do it. A-Rod then said that Corky had wasted his valuable time yet again and also said, "Now pull down your sweatpants so that I can get a piece of that dong!" Corky got mad at A-Rod's flippant comments and punched A-Rod in the stomach! Mr. Belding, who was drinking a large can of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup at the time, leaned to the side of his chair and ripped a 15-second nasty fart to show his support for Corky's idea. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson!
Gary, A Rod is unbelievably rude. Instead of encouraging Corky by sharing a toilet with him to go doody, he instead made fun of Corky’s idea and potty training progress! I am enraged by this! I think A Rod provokes Corky with rude comments so Corky will manhandle him and anally violate A Rod. When it comes to potty training A Rod should be more concerned about Corky than his own twisted queer desires!
Ralph, I have heard many stories about chunks of Screech's Jew-fro being torn out when he was on the receiving end of rough anal sex. It is amazing that his Brillo-like fro always seemed to regenerate so quickly. Is it possible that because his scalp was often covered in semen or dookie after having chunks ripped out, that the semen or dookie actually caused his Jew-fro to quickly grow back?
Today A Rod found out he once again didn’t make the MLB Hall of Fame. He didn’t even come close. A Rod was all sad because of this and told Corky he really needed some cuddle time. Corky belched in A Rod’s face and told him no one liked him and that’s why he didn’t get any votes. He said that he heard voters based their votes on how much they liked the player, combined with cock size. He said no one liked A Rod and his tiny ding dong made it even worse. He said A Rod needed to forget about the Hall of Fame and cuddling with Corky as he didn’t want to cuddle with someone who couldn’t get into the hall of fame, which he said was as easy as getting into a McDonalds. A Rod, near tears, said only one person made it in this year, and Corky laughed at this and said he’d heard Coach Rizzo made it in as well as AC Slater. He said Mr. Belding also almost made it and he’d never even played baseball. They just went off his huge dong and farting capabilities. At this Mr. B nodded and ripped a 19 second heinous fart. Corky told Mr. B he was a shoe in for next year then told A Rod he was never getting in unless he figured out a way to grow a monster dong. He then said he’d help A Rod and punched him right in the balls, then sat on his head and farted while Mr. B let loose a few wild belches. Corky really is a no nonsense lover!
A Roid will never make the HOF. I have a better chance I remember back in the 80’s I was on a little show called Mr. Belvedere. That fatso ate like a slob and I had to make sure to beat him to the craft services table or he would just take everything. One time that Screech fella was there as a guest star to appear as my TV son Wesley’s friend in Cub Scouts. That kid was so annoying. Anyhow, in the episode Wesley and Screech go off to camp together where the camp counselor molests them. When the parents show up for parents day Wesley informs me in front of all the parents that the camp counselor is a molester. We of course take Wesley from the camp and I threaten the counselor with a beating while Mr. Belvedere sends a few nasty farts his way. All the other parents take their kids home as well. Except Screech’s parents. His parents say he looks like he’s having a good time getting molested and they have to get to Graceland. It seemed they really hated that kid. He begged them to take him with them, but his Dad and Mom quickly ran to the car and burned rubber outta there. The sleazy counselor looked all happy as he put his arm around Screech and took him back to his tent. As we drive away one could hear some really loud farts and some “Zoinks”! What a strange episode!
A-Rod is really out of luck if penis size is the intangible which will win over the HOF voters! He must hate the fact that Mr. Belding has a better chance simply because the voters are more impressed with his belching and farting skills than they are with A-Rod’s 600 home runs, 3000 hits, or three MVP awards!
Bob Eucker, did you forget that you are already in the Hall of Fame? Lol. It was for broadcasting, but it is still part of the National Baseball Hall of Fame.
Thanks for posting that exquisite recap. I vividly remember watching that episode of Mr. Belvedere years ago with my family. We all laughed so hard when Screech’s parents abandoned him with that weirdo honey pederast camp counselor! I also remember when you felt badly for Screech and drove back to the camp a couple days later to save him and let him stay at your house for a week until his parents returned home from Graceland. The only place for Screech to stay was in Mr. Belvedere’s room. I remember near the end of the episode when you closed the door to say goodnight to Screech and Mr. Belvedere and then a couple minutes later, you overheard loud butt-slamming coming from the room as well as many utterances of “Zoinks!” Great episode.
Last night, Corky and Mr. Belding were eating chili dogs and Mountain Dew while watching an old wrestling match where Hulk Hogan was wrestling Andre the Giant. Corky asked Mr. B why the Hulkster looked so sweaty and Mr. B replied that maybe the air conditioner was broken in the arena where the match was taking place. A-Rod replied that Hulk Hogan was probably sweating because of the lights for the tv cameras. Corky then said that Hulk Hogan’s balls and ass were probably really sweaty and that A-Rod wanted ma to sniff them. Mr. Belding started laughing and said, “Good one, buddy!” and then got up off the couch, walked 15 feet to the chair where A-Rod was sitting, and ripped a 10-second fart in his face before returning back to the couch and opening a bag of Cheetos. A-Rod said that the fart was awful and that Corky and Mr. Belding were morons and that he was going to kick them out soon because he’s sick of them messing up his mansion and making it smell like ass. Corky got mad and then punched A-Rod in the Adam’s Apple and then kicked him in the balls! Mr. Belding started laughing while he had a mouth full of Cheetos and then chunks of half-chewed Cheetos flew out of his mouth and landed on the couch! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson while A-Rod repeatedly uttered, “Zoinks!” during the attack!!
Gary, A Rod is always trying to deflect from the fact that he’s a deviant gay man. He’s been caught how many times now sniffing Mr. Beldings skid marked and pee stained underwear? He loves the rank stanch real men like Mr. B and Corky produce! He should have said “thank you sir may I have another” when Mr. B treated him to a lovely fart, instead of trying to pretend he didn’t enjoy it. Especially after obese Mr. B stopped eating, and made that 15 foot trip (30 ft round trip) which I’m sure winded the Big Bopper. It’s so good Corky and Mr. B are best friends and don’t let A Rod get away with his abuse.
Will there be any special events next Wed to commemorate the 2nd anniversary of Screech’s untimely demise? Is it true Kevin the Robot has been spotted in various Truck Stop bathrooms continuously repeating “Must drain oil”?
Bart, good to see you here. I believe we recently met in Key West during Dumpsterpalloza. It is accurate Kevin has been looking for Screech to “drain his oil”. However, he recently ran into SBF at an Oregon Truck Stop and immediately attacked SBF. Either the resemblance was so close for Kevin’s 1990’s technology, or he’s been reprogrammed to see SBF as “Screech”. I was there and it was pretty funny. Kevin rolled in and said “Must drain oil, bzzzzt” and headed straight for SBF who at the time was sucking farts from my ass. As Kevin extended his giant metal cock SBF screamed and tried to run away. Kevin grabbed him with his metal claws, ripped off his clothes, and began bouncing SBF up and down on his metal cock until he released a massive amount of oil into SBF’s anus then dropped SBF to the floor, bleeding profusely from his anus. Kevin turned around and let loose a noxious green cloud, I believe contained battery acid fumes, right in SBF’s face. This caused SBF to groan as he wiggled on the floor. Kevin then rolled out the door and I haven’t seen him again. I was happy to see Kevin, but a bit annoyed he tore up SBF’s anus to the point it was so loose it was unusable.
Bart, it is hard to believe that it has already been two years since Screech’s passing. I heard that Mr. Belding and Corky purchased a Jew-fro wig and plan on making A-Rod wear it as well as Zubaz pants on Wednesday. Corky and Mr. Belding are going to battle in a few belching and farting contests, all of which will be conducted in A-Rod’s face. Corky is supposed to start ass-raping A-Rod after dinner. However, Corky has a bad memory and is a ‘tard, after all, so Mr. Belding will remind Corky when it is time to “go Bayside” on A-Rod’s anus!
Hello Earthlings. I am traveling in my UFO to your planet to celebrate the second anniversary of the death of the gayest man to ever exist. Many other alien beings are also traveling to earth to remember Screech by giving out anal probes, and taking humans back to their planets where they will be subject to alien farts. I will be staying at a Hampton Inn near Screech’s Wisconsin home. I hope it has been made into a shrine. I am hoping to have many hot unprotected sexual encounters with Screech like humans. There is news through the galaxy that a man named SBF has taken Screech’s place in your world. We are hoping to meet him to see if he enjoys alien buttsex, as well as aliens farting in his face, and pissing, shitting, and jizzing in his Jew fro! Although the true Screech can never be replaced we are hopeful this SBF creature will properly service our needs.
Klopcer here again. You may recall I come from planet Q in the asshole galaxy. My gassy planet that reeks of an anus was Screech’s favorite place in the universe. One time I was giving him an anal probe and he started squirting canned cheese into his mouth. He also tried to bottle up the stench from our planet to bring home to “huff”, and also inquired about potential opportunities to be an unpaid bathroom attendant. Most humans are terrified when we take them to our foul smelling planet, but not Screech. He just wanted to suck off random alien beings and enjoy the stench of our planet which seemed to really turn him on.
Hello, I was recently released from a three-month prison sentence for robbery. Specifically, I was convicted of stealing turds from the toilets in the men’s room of a Taco Bell in Reno, NV. I feel as though this is a victimless crime as all I did was rig the stall toilets so they wouldn’t flush and then I would sneak into the bathroom after someone went dookie and would scoop out turds and gobble them down.
Anyhow, I just discovered this fine website and am intrigued by the comment by Klopcer. I have no doubt that Screech enjoyed sniffing air with the stench of anus on your planet! When volcanos erupt, do they make fart noise? If so, I bet that Screech would have hung out near the volcano so that he could jerk off to both the sound and stench of the volcano eruption!
Turd Burglar, our volcanoes do make enormous fart like sounds when they erupt. If you’d like after visiting earth for the Screech memorial I can take you back for a visit. Unfortunately Screech never got to see the volcanoes as none are near my home. He was however in paradise my the stench of ass my planet reeks of, and told me he enjoyed it even better then “having his face buried in the Chiefs asscheeks”. Screech wanted to live part time on our planet and said he wanted us to build him a little vacation home near a public bathroom so he could vacation and work as an unpaid bathroom attendant. At first we considered this request but he was eventually so annoying we sent him back to earth. Every single time the wind would kick up, which is very common on a gassy planet, he would get a face full of stink and would scream “Zoinks”. He did this thousands of times, annoying absolutely everyone.
Beep Boop! Hello Earthlings. I am from the Blumpkin galaxy. Back in the late 1990’s and early 2000’s thousands of aliens piloted their UFO’s to visit Earth. Nearly all of these came to probe or have gay sex with Screech. Nearly every single UFO sighting during this time frame was due to aliens wanting a piece of Screech’s ass. I visited myself in the late 1990’s and tag teamed Screech with Mr. Belding. One time while he was eating Mr. Beldings ass, while I was plowing his anus with my hydrogen rod, he was so annoying with all the Zoinks yelling I fired my ray gun at his head singing off his humongous Jew fro. Mr. B loved this and laughed and laughed and gave me some sort of hand bump. Later I ripped a toxic fart in Screech’s face that made him again yell “Zoinks” then flop around jizzing himself. He was in a coma from my fart for 3 days! I really miss Screech, as do thousands of horns aliens across the galaxies.
Klopcer, your planet sounds like it would have been paradise for Screech! Is there a river of diarrhea somewhere? If so, I’m sure that Screech would have have enjoyed going down it in a rowboat. Actually, Screech was so lazy and out-of-shape that he probably would have just waded and bathed in that diarrhea river!
Hey gang, I was at Aldi a few days ago and found that they were selling UNO’s deep dish pepperoni pizzas for a limited time!!! I am going to cook several of these tonight to honor the anniversary of Screech’s passing. I plan on filling my toilet with diarrhea after I start eating the pizzas for dinner around 6pm or so and will not flush the toilet until midnight!! My apartment will probably reek of the stench of anus, but it will be worth it. I’ll open the windows to air out my condo after midnight when this sign of homage ends!
We Sasquatch are honoring Screech today. I ran in to him in the woods in Wisconsin in 2007. Most humans get scared and run away. Screech was different and noticed I had some shit on my fur from a recent bought of diarrhea. He told me I smelled “hot” and the next thing I knew he was eating out my ass! I left an enormous fart as I relaxed and he yelled “Zoinks” then fell over convulsing and jizzing himself. I took him back to my Sasquatch home and we dated off and on for most of that summer. I broke up with him when I found out he was two timing me with a dozen other Sasquatch’s.
I hate Screech. I had a normal Sasquatch family until my father met that poofy headed fruitcake. Then he left my Mom and began dating Screech! They laid around in my Dad’s apartment all day eating snacks, watching TV, having man action, and my Dad farting in Screech’s face. I was glad when my father found out Screech was cheating on him with a number of other Sasquatch’s in our neighborhood! He tried to come back home but my mother had begun dating a Sasquatch named Fritz. Screech destroyed my family!
I was with my father, Mr. Belding, and my brother, Zoinks, mourning the death of my mother, Screech, on Wednesday. We ate a nice meal at Pizza Hut and engaged in an epic belching contest before dad lifted his leg and belted out a 12-second fart, which steamed up the windows and made the interior of the restaurant reek of the stench of anus! If Screech had been there, we all would have farted in Screech’s face like we all enjoyed doing everything day.
Zubaz, that’s a really heartwarming story! I’m so glad you’ve cultivated a good relationship with your father Mr. Belding. It sounds like you guys had a really good time at Pizza Hut reminiscing about farting in Screech’s face. It’s also such a touching tribute that aliens from around the universe as well as a Sasquatch dropped by to offer their condolences. Personally whenever I rip a fart I pretend Screech’s face is right there huffing it.
Zoinks and I went over to A-Rod’s mansion yesterday even long to meet up with dad (Mr. Belding) and his best friend, Corky. We were going to take an Uber to a nearby Taco Bell for a delicious dinner. When we arrived at the mansion, we heard a sound which was not unfamiliar- it was the sound of loud butt-slamming coming from the family room. We knew immediately that Corky was having his way with his lover, A-Rod. We also heard a crunching sound and knew that pop was chowing down on Cheetos or Doritos. We also heard a ridiculously loud belch followed by a 10-second fart, sounds we had heard many times while growing up! The entire 15,000 square ft mansion reeked of the smell of anus and semen! Zoinks and I are not gay, so we yelled to pop that we were there and then hung out in the foyer waiting for he and Corky to finish what they were doing and meet up. We heard what sounded like someone being strangled with a diaper and knew that Corky was almost done with A-Rod, as this is Corky’s signature sex “finishing move.” Pop and Corky finally met us a few minutes later - dad was soaked in sweat and had Cheetos dust and dandruff all over his shirt, so we asked him to change before we went out to dinner. We then called the Uber and went off to the Taco Bell. Corky and dad engaged in an epic belching contest in the crowded restaurant after they each had downed three large cups of Mountain Dew:Baja Blast and dad had eaten about 20 Dorito tacos. It was a great time - Zoinks and I have the best dad in the world!
Corky was recently watching Rocky IV with A-Rod and Mr. Belding. At the end of the movie, Corky said he really liked the movie and that they should remake it. Corky said that he would play Rocky and A-Rod would play the Russian. He also said that they would show A-Rod cheating by injecting steroids into his body while Corky got strong running up mountains, chopping down trees, sting lots of pizza, and having sex with really hot hookers. Corky also said that at the end of the movie, after knocking out A-Rod, he would give him a leg drop like Hulk Hogan and would then rape him while the crowd in Russia cheered for him! A-Rod relied that it was another doozy and that Corky’s level of mental retardation appeared to be progressing and that Corky was getting dumber every day. A-Rod also said that he was tall and strong, whereas Corky was short and fat and that nobody would believe that Corky would be the heavyweight champion of the world in boxing. A-Rod also asked how the hell Corky would be able to train for a boxing match if he was eating lots of pizza everyday and having sex with hookers. A-Rod then demanded that Corky pull down his sweatpants and diaper so that A-Rod could “get a piece of his monster dong!” Corky then got really mad and punched A-Rod in the balls before viciously ass-raping him while Mr. Belding drank three 2-liters of Mountain Dew from the bottle and repeatedly belched and farted to show his support for Corky!!!
Fellow queers, did any of you see the video of a kind of people in Austin, Texas, fighting over who got to eat garbage? There was a power outage and a grocery store dumped its spoiled frozen food in several dumpsters behind the grocery store. As it turned out, over 100 people showed up to grab frozen food out of the garbage to eat. It is a shame that Screech is no longer with us, as I could envision him sleeping on top of a heap of garbage in a dumpster after a long night of rough anal from homeless men. Screech would then be woken up by a forklift dumping hundreds of pounds of frozen food onto his body! Screech would utter, “Zoinks!” as homeless men argued over who got to eat the garbage. However, when they realized Screech was under much of the garbage, they would brawl over who would be the first to defile Screech’s anus that day!!
Larry, I did see that. I enjoyed that people put word out on social media that the supermarket was giving away “free food”. Never mind that they were distributing said food by putting it in dumpsters. It is sad that Screech is no longer with us. He was known to sleep in dumpsters if he couldn’t find a nice rest room to sleep in. Screech’s idea of a 5 star hotel was a hammock in a bathroom stall. He likely saw a dumpster behind a supermarket as a Motel 6. It would have been funny if Screech was under the garbage and a bunch of people were fighting over who got to eat it when they discovered Screech. They would likely pummel him and claim he was trying to steal all the best garbage. He would yell Zoinks repeatedly until some obese black woman sat on his head and ripped ass.
Today Corky watched an episode of the show 1883 which had some Indians in it. Corky said if he met those Indians he would use Hulk Hogan moves on them and he and Mr. Belding would do leg drops on them. A Rod asked what the hell he was talking about and Corky said that he heard Indians shot people with bow and arrows just for riding horses around. A Rod then said the Indians were just trying to protect their land to which Corky said he bet they couldn’t even belch or fart loudly and that really annoyed him. Corky then grew annoyed and said he bet A Rod was part Indian and that’s why he had dark skin. A Rod said Corky was growing dumber every day and maybe Mr. Belding should teach him a few history lessons. Mr. B then chimed in and said it was well known that Indians couldn’t burp or fart and they also liked scalping people for no good reason. He then lifted his leg and let loose a 19 second wet fart. This pleased Corky who said he was smarter than A Rod. He then punched A Rod in the balls, and ripped off his Yankees uniform. He then gave A Rod a nice leg drop before giving him a nice ass raping while Mr. Belding pressed his head to A Rod’s head and ripping farts. A Rod really learned a thing or two about Indians!
Today Corky woke up A Rod by farting in his mouth. When A Rod woke up coughing Corky told him he’d given A Rod breakfast in bed as a treat. A Rod got angry and said that a fart in his mouth wasn’t breakfast and that he didn’t appreciate being woken up to Corky’s fat ass ripping farts in his face. He then turned over to try and go back to sleep. Corky, whose feelings were hurt punched A Rod in the kidneys, then ripped off A Rod’s Yankees pajamas before giving him a brutal ass raping. A Rod learned a little lesson about proper manners.
Garbage Man, how dare A-Rod hurt Corky’s feelings! Did he not know that farts are considered to be a nutritious breakfast within the ‘tard community??? Corky tried to do something nice for A-Rod and that was the thanks he received for it?? A-Rod deserved to be beaten and raped by Corky!!
I want corky to feast on my farts and then take a dump in his mouth.
Yesterday afternoon, A-Rod was watching Sportscenter in his living room when Corky came up to him and asked whether he wanted a sandwich as he and his best buddy, Mr. Belding, were preparing sandwiches. A-Rod was on Cloud 9 and was so glad that Corky was finally doing something kind to him and felt like it was a big breakthrough in their relationship. So Corky went off to the kitchen and removed several slices of bread from a loaf. A-Rod resumed watching Sportcenter until he was interrupted by laughing and the sound of insanely loud farts coming from his kitchen. So A-Rod got off the couch and walked over to his kitchen, opened the door, and the stench of anus hit his nose like a freight train! He saw Corky and Mr. Belding standing bare-assed holding pieces of bread up against their asses while farting loudly! A-Rod asked them what the hell the were doing. Corky replied that he and Mr. Belding were preparing A-Rod's sandwich. Corky also pointed out that he and Mr. Belding were seasoning the bread! A-Rod's eyes welled up like he was going to cry and he said, "just forget it. I don't want the sandwich anymore." A-Rod also asked why Corky thought he wanted to eat a fart sandwich. Cprky got mad and said that A-Rod was wasting food when people in the world were starving! Corky then punched A-Rod in the balls and kicked him up the ass! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson about proper manners and the important of conserving food!
Gary, that was so nice of Corky to offer to make A Rod a sandwich. A Rod shouldn’t have been so nosy, and unaccepting. He may have found that he truly enjoyed eating a delicious fart sandwich and he and Corky’s relationship would have blasted forward. Instead he got mad just because bare assed Corky and Mr. B seasoned the bread with their bare asses. Who knows what kind of other delicious toppings they would have put on the sandwich. I blame A Rod for not even bothering to ask what kind of sandwich they were making. I feel Corky’s angry reaction was totally justified. If it weren’t for A Rod’s mansion and money that allows those two best chums to spend their days farting, belching, gorging on food, and having fun, I’m certain Corky would have taken his delicious bubble butt and massive dong and moved in from horrible A Rod!
Burrito Burner, unfortunately for you Corky is an Alpha ‘tard. If you even attempted to fart in his face he would go into a ‘tard rage and pummel you unmercifully. Your dream of farting and shitting on him would quickly turn into a nightmare as he did those exact things to you before drilling your anus with his massive schlong.
I make the best pizza on earth. My secret is I knead da dough with my ass! Some times I eat a lot a pepperoni and it gives me a lot a gas. My farts really add a flavor bomb my customers go crazy for. They say Giuseppe, how you make such a fantastic pizza. I no tell them my secret, but now youse know it!
Giuseppe, you should hire Corky and Mr. Belding as chefs at your restaurant. All three of you can “season” your famous pizzas! I have no doubt that a “Dookie Lovers” pizza offering would be very popular in the San Francisco market. And Anthony Rizzo and Jason Heyward can be your spokesmen - Heyward would belch into Rizzo’s asshole while Rizzo rips a wet fart!
Larry, what an idea you have! Right now I’m a so happy if my farts spray some dookie flakes on the dough! I charge extra for that and my customers go crazy!
Heya Larry. How you know I’m in San Francisco? Since I posted on this board I had three weirdos apply for a job at my pizza parlor! I hired a guy who rolls the dough with his cock and balls! You know on a Stromboli you can see fingerprints where the dough has been sealed? This guy uses his balls and you can see ball marks instead! Talk about a hot and spicy Stromboli! Now I’m leaving some ass hair on my pizza dough, and that fruit is leavin his pubes on the strombolis! We gonna make a great team!
Giuseppe, I don’t know where your restaurant is, but I think it would be very successful in the San Francisco area and also in Key West, FL, or Reno, NV. Have you ever considered making “fart rolls”? You kneed dough into a flat shape and then press it up against your bare ass and fart into it - the gas being expelled from your anus causes an indentation in the dough and then you wrap the dough into a ball around that indentation and cook them! You can also make “pube rolls” where you stuff pubes harvested from the urinal areas of public restrooms (or your own underwear) and stuff them into rolls of dough and cook them up!
Larry, I asked cuz my pizza parlor IS in San Francisco. I thought maybe you been here and seen me rolling dough with my ass? We are in the Castro district which has many many deviant homosexuals that enjoy feces on their pizza. Your idea of a fart role isn’t bad, but I use my farts up kneading da dough with my ass. Im a gonna see what I can do. My new hire is stirring the marinara sauce with his erection. Mama Mia!
Giuseppe, does your restaurant reek of the stench of stinky anuses? If so, your restaurant must be really popular. Has baseball player Anthony Rizzo ever visited when his team is in town playing the Giants? I remember reading somewhere that he actually butt-slams Steve Bartman, his lover, while eating slices of deep dish pepperoni pizza, if you can believe that! I bet that there is some hot man-on-man action in your men’s room or next to the dumpster in the alley by your fine establishment.
On Saturday, Corky told A-Rod that he really needed to have a statue made of him. Mr. Belding chimed in that it would be a large bronze statue in A-Rod’s memory. A-Rod was ecstatic that Corky had come up with such a great idea and immediately hugged Corky while Mr. Belding chugged a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and then belched loudly. A-Rod asked whether the statue would be of him swinging a baseball bat or hitting a home run. Corky replied that A-Rod would not be holding a bat or even wearing a baseball uniform. Instead, Corky said that A-Rod would be naked so that everyone could see how tiny his cock is, so that everyone can laugh at what a fag A-Rod is. Mr. Belding also said that the statue would also show that A-Rod’s anus is all stretched out from anal sex! A-Rod said he wasn’t enjoying this idea. Corky also said that A-Rod would be holding a needle and injecting himself with steroids because because that is what people remember about him. Corky also said that he and Mr. Belding would also be in the statute naked and that they would have enormous dongs like they do on real life. A-Rod asked whether the Corky and Mr. Belding parts of the statue would also have big bellies and fat asses like in real life. Corky slapped A-Rod in the face for his rude comment! Corky said that he and Mr. Belding would be positioned so that their asses were in A-Rod’s face and Mr. Belding said that depictions of fart clouds would be coming out of the asses and into A-Rod’s face in the statue depiction. Corky also said that he would charge people $5 to take a photo of the statue with him and that he would make millions and would then buy ESPN and revive the network by airing nonstop belching contests. Mr. Belding lifted his leg and ripped a 14-second wet fart to show his support for Corky’s idea. A-Rod replied that Mr. Belding appeared to have developed an adult-onset form of Down’s Syndrome and that both of them were now equally retarded! A-Rod also said that Corky would never get a statue like that built and nobody would ever pay $5 for a photo with it. A-Rod then demanded that Corky remove his diaper so A-Rod could leer at Corky’s dong while jerking off! Corky got really mad and then beat and ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson!!!
Gary, Corky’s idea is stupendous! Who wouldn’t pay $5 to take a picture with an amazing scene like that? I can picture A Rod squatting down with his tiny dong exposed, and him injecting himself with steroids. Him squatting would be needed so Corky and Mr. B could be standing on either side of him while pressing their asses to his head and ripping massive farts. Their massive dongs would of course be on full display. I would love it if Corky bought ESPN and I’ve seen mentions that Disney may look to sell off ESPN. Bob Iger says it’s not for sale, but we know at the right price, and with lovable Corky involved, it most definitely is. I can just picture Corky getting rid of all the woke broadcasters and reviving the network around belching contests!
Yesterday for Valentines Day A Rod told Corky he wanted to take him for a super romantic dinner to Pizza Hut. Corky said he’d go only if his best friend in the universe Mr. Belding could come. He told A Rod Mr. B was sad as it was Valentines and he missed his jizz bucket Screech. Corky told A Rod how Screech would bring all kinds of treats for Mr. B on Valentines and Mr. B would gobble them up, then buttslam Screech while ripping out chunks of his Jew fro. A Rod said that sounded horrible and that he had really hoped he would get some “alone” time with Corky on Valentines. He said he’d order in pizza for Mr. B. At this Corky grew annoyed and said his best friend was sad and needed him. He told A Rod he would enjoy Pizza Hut better with both of them there as he could experience double the farts and belches. A Rod said he didn’t want them eating like animals and ripping loud farts and belching. He said he needed a romantic dinner with his lover at a fine dining establishment like Pizza Hut. Corky then agreed to this. But when it came time to head to dinner A Rod found Mr. B already in the backseat of his Bentley ready to go. Corky started laughing and said he’d never leave his best friend behind. A Rod was going to argue but noticed the massive bulge Corky was packing in his jeans and let it go. At the restaurant Mr. B cheered up as soon as he got a pitcher of Mountain Dew in him and he and Corky began having a belching contest. They encouraged A Rod to join in and he let out a pathetic almost inaudible belch that made them both laugh. Mr. B then leaned to his left and ripped a 19 second fart that made the entire restaurant, which was full of people on valentines dates, reek like ass. When the waiter brought their order of breadsticks, deep dish pizza’s, and more pitchers of soda Mr. B and Corky began wolfing everything down as fast as possible. Corky told A Rod he was going to get a treat soon as Corky planned on farting right in his face the second the food hit his fart maker. A Rod then said that sounded great and presented Corky with a gift. Corky opened it and found a Cartier bracelet that had a little locket attached to it. The locket had a picture of a nude A Rod in it. When Corky saw this he yelled that A Rod was a huge faggot and the bracelet was the worst gift ever. He threw it across the room, dropped his pants and diaper, then pressed his ass on A Rod’s head. As the patrons of the Pizza Hut cheered Corky took a dump on A Rod’s head, then yanked him out of their booth and buttslammed him on the floor. The patrons clapped and cheered while many jerked off. Mr. B only stopped eating for a second during this spectacle to rip a nice 11 second fart in A Rod’s face. Corky then left A Rod laying in a heap on the floor while he finished his pizza and breadsticks, then demanded A Rod take them home so he and Mr. B could eat ice cream and watch Scooby Doo. A Rod sure learned about bad Valentines Day gifts that time!
Crotch, Corky certainly proved that romance isn’t dead! What a lovely Valentine’s meal Corky had until A-Rod ruined everything! Couldn’t he have put forth some effort and learned how to fart like a man to impress Corky? And why did he think that Corky would be impressed by a $5-10k Cartier bracelet with a nude photo of himself? Corky would have been more impressed if A-Rod had taken him to an all-you-can-eat buffet-style pizza place. A-Rod really dropped the ball this Valentine’s Day and deserved to be ass-raped by Corky in front of all of those random strangers!
Today A Rod tried to make up for his Valentines Day debacle. After golfing he stopped at Taco Bell and ordered $75 worth of food and brought it home for Corky and Mr.Belding. When he entered the house he immediately smelled rank ass, and found the best buddies watching Scooby Doo in the Den. Corky was stuffing slim Jim’s and cheetos into his face while Mr. Belding was squirting a tube of raw cookie dough into his mouth. A Rod proudly stepped into the room and announced he brought them Taco Bell. Instead of the cheers and gratitude he expected Corky began screaming at him to move out of the way as he couldn’t see the TV! A Rod had unknowingly stepped in front of the TV blocking both Mr. B and Corky’s view. To make matters worse he did so at the exact moment the bad guy was unmasked by Fred! By the time A Rod moved out of the way the show had gone to credits. Corky began howling that A Rod had ruined everything and Mr. Belding threw an empty can of Mountain Dew at A Rod’s head. Sensing a beating A Rod tried to back out of the room but Corky was too fast and was on him in a second (Corky is unusually spry for an obese ‘tard). He ripped off A Rod’s Yankees uniform and began having rough anal with A Rod. A Rod kept yelling “Zoinks” repeatedly, and even yelled out a “double Zoinks” when Mr. Belding waddled over and ripped a 8 second wet fart in his face. Corky then jizzed all over A Rod then headed to the kitchen with his best buddy to have a Taco Bell feast. A Rod lay on the floor for a few minutes then went up to his bedroom to cry. He sure learned not to interrupt Corky when he’s watching Scooby Doo!
Inside Man, A-Rod sure is an idiot! Buying Taco Bell was a good idea, but foolishly standing in front of the tv while a cartoon rerun from the 1970s was playing was just plain stupid and, of course, it angered Corky, resulting in a vicious beating and rape! Do you get the feeling that perhaps Corky has pumped so much of his ‘tard semen into A-Rod’s anus that it has backed up into his brain, causing A-Rod to now also be retarded???
A-Rod was recently watching a rerun of a World Series in which he had played. Corky told A-Rod that maybe he should get back in the game to help out one of the teams. A-Rod was thrilled that Corky wasn’t calling baseball a boring game for once and thought that Corky finally respected his skills as a former superstar. A-Rod told Corky that he thought he would be a great hitting coach and would teach players how to hit home runs. Corky got mad and called A-Rod an idiot and said that the only skills he could teach anyone was how to inject themselves with steroids! Corky also said that the best thing that A-Rod could do for a team is to belch into the assholes of the players for good luck before they batted! A-Rod felt sad, but replied that it was yet another stupid idea and said that Corky was incapable of creative thought. A-Rod then grabbed Corky’s dong like a pervert! Corky got mad and punched A-Rod in the solar plexus before farting in his face and then ass-raping him!
Another stupendous idea of Corky’s shot down by loser A Rod. Just imagine the intrigue if A Rod were to join an MLB team and wore a luchador mask? Everyone in attendance and watching the game would wonder who the deranged guy wearing a mask and belching into the players assholes was. It would create a monumental stir, seeing a grown man in a Mexican wrestling mask, belching into the buttholes of players right before they stepped in the batters box! Just imagine the months long buildup to where he’d finally remove the mask? Instead of this glory he shot down the idea, and will instead do nothing but whine about his former glory days. He completely deserved that beating and ass raping!
Eat my shit and lick my asshole.
Nacho, your movie was terrible. Is it true there were deleted scenes where you had hot man action with that guy from Napoleon Dynamite? If so can you please arrange for them to be posted here?
Crotch, I think it would be better if A-Rod dressed up in Screech outfit with a Jew-fro wig instead of a wrestling mask. I envision him partaking in skits between innings where a big fat guy dressed up in a Mr. Belding costume gobbles down pepperoni and sausage pizza and rips ass in A-Rod’s mouth! A-Rod then runs around the bases like a gigantic faggot before sliding over home plate. The umpire at home plate moves toward A-Rod as if he’s going to make a “safe” signal but instead unzips his umpire uniform pants, pulls down his pants and underwear, and then takes a dump into A-Rod’s mouth! The guy dressed as Mr. Belding then waddles over and gives A-Rod a 2-liter of Mountain Dew to drink and rinse his mouth out with. A-Rod then belches into the assholes of the players on his team for the rest of the game.
Anus, I think your idea would be a perfect fit after he unveils the Luchador mask. I love A Rod dressed as Screech, but people would then immediately know who he was with no buildup to the unveiling of A Rod as a deranged faggot who belches into players assholes. Once that was unveiled, possibly at the All Star Game, he could switch to his true character in a Jew fro wig.
I want to fart in A Rod’s mouth.
Last night, Corky told A-Rod that his best buddy, Mr. Belding, was feeling sad because of the two-year anniversary of the death of his “jizz bucket”, Screech. Corky also said that if Mr. Belding was able to return to acting, he souks feel better. Corky then said that he heard that taking nude photos for Playboy is a good way to revive his career. A-Rod replied that it might have worked for some women 30 years ago, but not now. A-Rod also pointed out that Mr. Belding is a man, so why would a magazine which features pictures of naked women want to publish pictures of a morbidly obese naked man? A-Rod also said that Playboy might have gone out of business anyway. Corky got mad and slapped A-Rod in the face and yelled at him to contact his agent and get it done and make sure Mr. Belding receives $1 million because everyone will buy a copy to see his massive dong. A-Rod replied that he needed to Superglue Corky’s mouth shut until he stopped wasting A-Rod’s time with these stupid ideas. A-Rod then demanded that Corky remove his diaper so A-Rod could fondle Corky’s dong. Corky got mad and kicked A-Rod in the balls before stomping on his head and then ass-raped him!!!
Gary, Corky is a genius and if Mr. Belding appeared nude in Playboy, he would definitely revive his acting career. Imagine all of the ladies (and gay guys) who would buy an issue just to see his enormous dong. Corky is a genius at estimating Mr. Belding’s worth - if he is paid less than $1 million at an absolute minimum, he’s being taken advantage of!
Mr. Belding should open up a fast food restaurant where patrons can go to eat greasy food which will fuel nasty farts. Imagine a single fast food restaurant where you can order deep dish pizza, greasy tacos, chili, McDonald’s, etc., and then wash it all down with Mountain Dew or Coke. The cashiers would all be dressed up as A-Rod or Screech and all customers would be allowed to fart in the faces of the A-Rod or Screech characters!
Does SBF still read the posts here? If so, SBF, I have a job for you. I recently noticed that my clothes dryer isn’t working as well as it used to and then I discovered that the duct for this dryer is filled with lint. SBF, I would like you to stick your head into the dryer duct and use your Jew-fro to clean it out. I will pay $50 for this service. While you are cleaning the duct, would it be cool with you if I give you some anal? Reach out to me so that I can schedule this cleaning!
Today Corky informed A Rod that he had two loose teeth, and that he was becoming a big boy. Corky said he was going to get his adult teeth and he planned on putting his baby teeth that were loose under his pillow for the tooth fairy to find as soon as they fell out. He said he hoped he got $1,000 per tooth. A Rod said that Corky was getting dumber every day, and his teeth were his adult teeth, and that they were loose because he spent all day drinking sugary soda and never brushed his teeth. A Rod told Corky his teeth were rotting and that’s why they were falling out. He then said Corky needed to go to the dentist and he was going to set up an appointment as Corky’s breath smelled like a butthole. He told Corky people loose all their baby teeth when they are little kids, not when they are in their 50’s. At this Corky smacked A Rod across the face and told him he was just jealous that Corky was getting his big boy teeth before A Rod and that made sense as Corky had a big boy monster dong, and A Rod had a baby dick. He then told A Rod to check his teeth as proof, and when A Rod got close Corky belched right in his face. The stench of the belch knocked A Rod over, insulting Corky, who then ass raped A Rod to teach him a lesson. A Rod sure learned about teeth that time!
Inside Man, A-Rod is such a jerk! How dare he destroy the magic of the Tooth Fairy for the beloved Corky! A-Rod should have played along and worked with Mr. Belding to ensure that Corky continued to experience the joy of believing that the Tooth Fairy had visited. If Corky’s teeth did rot away and fall out, A-Rod should have told Corky that they were going to Disney World and then taken Corky to a dentist, pretending that they were waiting in line for a new version of the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride. After Corky was completely knocked out with anesthesia, a dentist could put fake teeth into Corky’s mouth and fixed any other issues so that Corky can resume drinking soda right before bed without rinsing his teeth afterward. When the dental work was done, A-Rod should have used the water spraying tool to spray water on Corky’s shirt and in his hair so that when he came to, Corky was wet. A-Rod could then tell Corky that he fell into the water on the Pirates ride and got knocked out and that is why he is wet and doesn’t remember anything. A-Rod then then pull $2k out of his wallet and tell Corky that the Tooth Fairy visited while he was knocked out and asked him to give that money to Corky.
In short, A-Rod should have worked with a dentist and Mr. Belding to trick Corky into getting his teeth fixed while maintaining the illusion of the Tooth Fairy. What the bell is wrong with A-Rod???
Larry, thanks for that offer. I’m used to getting a buck or two as a tip for my unpaid bathroom attendant services, so $50 is a really decent payday for me. I’m likely to owe people billions and this will go a long way towards paying that back. You didn’t mention where you live? If you’re in the Bay Area I could handle this job as soon as tomorrow, and I’ll gladly throw in the buttslamming you requested. If you’re not in the Bay Area we will need to arrange a time when my bathroom attendant schedule brings me to your town.
Larry, as I was thinking about it if you upped your price to $100 I’d also clean your air ducts, and if you have a chimney I’d charge $125 to clean all 3. I think my Jew fro would make me an excellent chimney sweep. If they make a new Mary Poppins movie they should let me play the Dick van Dyke role and use my Jew fro instead of a brush! People could also constantly fart in my face to add some comic relief.
SBF, aren’t you being a little greedy? Have you ever actually cleaned a dryer duct before? There is some skill involved which you will need to learn before you are able to provide a service worthy of a $100 payday. Think about how long it took you to get to speed in the art of being an Unpaid Bathroom Attendant- it seems like it would be a simply and easy job to hand paper towels and breath mints to random men who are peeing, taking dumps, and farting mere feet from where you are sitting. As you know, some men think it is rude to talk to them while they are in the middle of spraying diarrhea and some don’t like to receive an offer to help them wipe their anuses clean. Some other men enjoy feeling your nose against the crack of their asses after ripping ass while peeing at a urinal, whereas others find that practice repulsive and creepy. Maybe you should initially work for a low rate as a dryer duct cleaner until you master the skill??
Ass Breath, I have agreed to the $50 offered to clean the dryer duct using my mighty jewfro. What I was offering was for an extra $50 I would also clean all the air ducts in Larry’s home, and for an additional $25 I would clean his chimney if he has one. I feel those are fair prices for those additional services. I will of course bring my bathroom kit and will have out free mints and spritzes of cologne.
SBF, I stand corrected. That probably is a good price if you are also cleaning other air ducts and a chimney. Is your Jew-fro useful for those of us living in newer houses which only have gas fireplaces?
You are certainly marketing yourself in a way in which your predecessor, Screech, never did. He was unbelievably lazy, whereas you are hitting the streets to drum up business.
Ass breath, I am pretty sure you are getting scammed. In the eyes of the regulars on this board I find it heinous you are letting SBF ‘confidence trick’ you like this.
Screech could never squeeze more than a few dollars out of anyone, now here you are letting SBF pull your pants down and take 125? Dayum mahng!
A-Rod recently purchased a digital indoor thermometer which also has a humidistat. A-Rod placed this digital thermometer in his home gym so that he would know how warm and how humid the room was while he’s working out. Corky was playing hide-and-seek with his best friend, Mr. Belding, the other day and came across the thermometer and grabbed it to show Mr. Belding. When Nr. Belding explained what the digital thermometer was measuring, Corky thought it was the coolest thing ever. Then then took it into A-Rod’s bedroom and closed the door. Mr. Belding said that they should see how much they can increase the temperature and humidity reading by ripping ass and belching. A-Rod was downstairs in his kitchen eating lunch when he heard the sounds of loud farts and belches reverberating through the walls of his mansion. A-Rod ran upstairs and opened his bedroom door and the stench of stinky anuses hit him like a freight train! Corky and Mr. Belding were standing bare-assed and were ripping farts in the direction of A-Rod’s dresser, on which the digital thermometer was sitting. Corky exclaimed that he and his best buddy had raised the temperature by 10 degrees with their farts. Mr. Belding also said that they had increased the humidity level by 40%. A-Rod replied, “Congratulations, you two geniuses have also managed to spray diarrhea all over my $10,000 dresser and made the entire room smell like a stinky asshole!” Corky was shocked as he had expected A-Rod to be happy for his accomplishment. Corky then flew into a ‘tard rage and started slapping A-Rod before yanking down his uniform pants and ass-raping him! Mr. Belding said that the thermometer says that the room is 76 degrees with a humidity of 68%. Mr. Belding then ripped a 12-second wet fart which raised the room temperature by 2 degrees and the humidity reading by another 6%! Corky sure taught A-Rod about temperature and humidity that time!
Ass Hawk, I am insulted by your insinuation that my services are overpriced. It is a real effort to maintain a massive Jew Fro like mine. Birds constantly crap in it, and dudes always jizz in it. I’m order to provide excellent cleaning services I’ve had to bathe and clean my Jew fro. It takes many hours of shoving my head in filthy vents to properly clean them, and I do this while also providing bathroom attendant services. Many times air vents haven’t been cleaned in years and are full of mites, dander, dust, and fart particles. Only the mightiest of Jew fros can handle a job like that. Chimneys are full of creosote, as well as feces covered in soot. A dryer vent will have lint covered in pubes and baked shit. For $125 I will be cleaning all three of these. Leaving the persons home sparkling clean allowing their dryer to work at optimal capacity. Their air vents will provide clean air, and their chimney will be safe to use. All for a low price, that includes not only bathroom services but free mints and cologne! AssHawk please cease and desist from maligning by new found bourgeoning business!
SBF = Semen, Barf & Farts.
Shitass, I will be suing you for slandering my good name with your crude post. I have my lawyers working on this and I believe it will be you who will be paying billions of dollars to me. I will then use that money to repay all the people who lost money. Thanks fuck face!
SBF, Shitass raises a point about your Jew-fro. You have already mentioned that it holds dookie and semen and also grows back quickly after chunks have been torn out by a gay man yanking them out while sodomizing you. However, what happens when someone barfs into your Jew-fro? Does your ‘fro quickly absorb the liquid portion of the barf? I think it would be cool if Mr. Belding gorged on sandwiches of expired ham on moldy bread and then upchucked into your ‘fro and we can all see how you react to your Jew-fro being used as a barf bucket.
Over the weekend, A-Rod took Corky with him while he was grocery shopping at his local Kroger. While in the cereal aisle, Corky was so happy when he saw all of the breakfast food. Corky then asked A-Rod if they could go on a boat trip. A-Rod was elated and assumed that Corky wanted to go on a romantic boat trip with him and that Corky was expressing his love and affection for A-Rod. A-Rod relied that of course they could go. Corky then grabbed a box of Capn’ Crunch and said that he wanted to go on Captain Crunch’s boat cruise on the ocean. A-Rod replied that Captain Crunch wasn’t a real person and that it was just a marketing ploy to get children to want to eat sugary cereal for breakfast. Corky told A-Rod that he was an idiot and said that Captain Crunch’s photo was right on the box. A-Rod replied that the picture of Captain Crunch was clearly a cartoon drawing, not a photograph. A-Rod also said that Corky was an idiot and that this was the last time he was going to let Corky go grocery shopping with him because he just wasted A-Rod’s valuable time yet again. A-Rod then said the Corky had better let him play with Corky’s massive dong when they got home or he was going to kick he and his fat friend, Mr. Belding, out of his home. Corky was outraged and punched A-Rod in the balls and then kicked him in the ribs! Corky then pulled off A-Rod’s pants and ass-raped him right in the cereal aisle! Talk about a cleanup on aisle 3!!
A Rod is an asshole. Poor Corky was just confused, and if. A Rod had been nice Corky may still have wanted to go on a boat trip. I heard that this morning to get even both Mr. Belding and Corky woke A Rod up by ripping bare assed farts a millimeter from his face and demanding A Rod thank them for the “breakfast in bed”. Corky then grabbed A Rod’s wallet and took all the cash telling him breakfast in bed wasn’t free!
Yesterday afternoon, A-Rod told Corky that he and Mr. Belding were obese and needed to lose weight and eat better. Corky asked A-Rod what he was talking about and said that he and his best buddy were in great shape. A-Rod responded that Corky and Mr. Belding were each so fat that they waddled when walking and were incapable of walking like normal men. Corky said that A-Rod was a moron and pointed out that he and Mr. Belding each have massive dongs. Corky also said that the weight of their dongs swinging from side-to-side while they walked threw off their balance and that is why A-Rod through that they swayed from side-to-side while walking. Corky further stated that A-Rod obviously didn’t have this problem because he has a baby-sized cock. Corky also said that A-Rod sucked at baseball and that Albert Pujols was much better than him. A-Rod started crying and asked why Corky was so mean to him when A-Rod loved him so much. Corky got mad and said that A-Rod need to shut his mouth and stop being such an annoying faggot! Mr. Belding dropped his trousers and took a massive dump in A-Rod’s coat closet to show his support for Corky! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson!
A Rod is a total moron. He expects Corky to be nice to him after telling him he and his best buddy are fat and need to lose weight? A Rod lacks any tact and deserves the beating and rapes Corky gives him. I love that Mr. Belding eats so much he always has a massive dump ready to drop at any given moment in time. Im sure A Rod really enjoyed it when he found that Stanley steamer in his coat closet. I wonder if Mr. Belding still has firm stools, or if his diet and obesity has reduced his dumps to piles of mush? Those best buddies have practically reduced the value of A Rod’s home to the value of the land. No one will buy a home that reeks of a butthole and has piss and shit soaked in to every floor, wall, and ceiling. A Rod needs to accept Mr. B and Corky are there for good, unless someone comes by and steals Corky away. Im sure there are tons of wealthy dudes who want some of Corky’s massive dong and would gladly take in Mr. Belding as well. Also, since Mr. Belding has $0 expenses as A Rod pays for everything he’s been able to save all his Bayside pension checks for a number of years now, allowing Mr. B to climb out of the hole he was in financially due to all the fast food, crack, and gay porn, he’d been spending his money on.
Today Corky ran to A Rod and said he and Mr. B had come up with a great idea. He said they are rebooting Saved by the Bell since the original reboot was a woke failure. He said Mr. Belding would be the Principal of Bayside once again, and that he would always wear tight pants that showed off his enormous dong. Corky said he’d be playing the cool kid whose name just happened to be Corky. A Rod had a part in the show as a giant loser whose failures, such as taking steroids and getting kicked off the bayside baseball team, would be a major part of each episode. Corky explained what was funny was that even with steroids A Rod’s character would still stink. He said that he and Mr. Belding would teach A Rod’s character lessons by buttslamming him. Corky said all the hot girls would try and have sex with he and Mr. B and sometimes that would happen so the show could have a little hot romance. He said A Rod would be known as Pepe but would use the Screech catchphrase “Zoinks”. Corky then said that his character would be known for always having his zipper undone with his massive cock hanging out of his pants. At this A Rod stopped Corky and said he had no idea how Corky thought this show would ever make it one the air. He said no one would believe he or Corky were high school students, and nothing Corky said had any basis in reality. At this an enraged Corky punched A Rod in the nose, causing him to collapse to the floor. The next thing he knew Mr. Belding was hanging his ass over A Rod’s head and ripping a 19 second wet fart. As A Rod coughed and struggled to breathe Corky ripped off his Yankees uniform and gave A Rod a solid ass raping. The best buddies then left A Rod laying there while they went off to take dumps in A Rod’s Bentley before heading to the den to eat pudding snacks and watch He Man.
Barf, Corky knocked it out of the park again! His idea fir a SBTB reboot would be a huge hit. A-Rod would be the weak link, seeing as how he isn’t an A-list actor like Corky or Mr. Belding. However, if A-Rod’s lines are minimal, he should be ok. He could just grunt or utter “Zoinks!” He would also have to be on the receiving end of quite a bit of unprotected anal sex. Many story lines would also involve him being trapped in a closet or some other small room and then being subjected to some nasty farts from Corky, Mr. Belding, and some other random dudes.
Even though Mr. Belding is a morbidly obese 72-year-old man, he’s such a great actor that viewers would really believe that he was a high school kid who is very popular with the ladies!
Last night, Corky and A-Rod were cuddling in bed while watching an old episode of “Murder She Wrote.” Corky told A-Rod that there should be a new show starring he and A-Rod where they travel around the country and solve mysteries. Corky said that he would be a genius who always solves mysteries and A-Rod would be an idiot who makes mistakes and screws up all the time. Corky said that A-Rod’s character would be annoying and that Corky would slap him to keep him in line. Corky said that there would be scenes where they are eating at a restaurant when all of a sudden a hairy ass would suddenly appear next to A-Rod’s face. Corky explained that the hairy ass would then fart so powerfully that A-Rod’s hat would be blown off and A-Rod would yell, “Zoinks!” Corky and everyone else in the restaurant would pretend that there wasn’t a hairy ass in A-Rod’s face and would accuse him of making it up. A-Rod would then point out that it smelled like ass in the restaurant and Corky would rely that A-Rod was smelling his own b.o. Corky would then throw a glass of water at A-Rod and then crack his plate over A-Rod’s head! Corky would then ass-rape A-Rod in the middle of the restaurant while everyone stood up and farted to cheer him on! After blowing his load onto A-Rod, the hairy ass would appear again and would take a dump on A-Rod’s head. The camera would then pan over to reveal that the hairy ass belonged to his best buddy, Mr. Belding! A-Rod said that it was a horrible idea and that nobody would ever make a tv series like this. A-Rod also pointed out that he was already rich and wasn’t an actor, so why would he even agree to appear in such an awful show even if it was somehow produced. Corky then got really mad at A-Rod for failing to support him the way Mr. Belding does. Corky then viciously ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson!
This afternoon, A-Rod was in his master bathroom taking a nice relaxing and steamy shower when he saw through the glass shower door that Corky had walked into the bathroom. Corky then asked whether A-Rod wanted some company. A-Rod was so happy because he assumed that Corky wanted to come in the shower with him, kiss and make out, and then have hot gay sex. A-Rod replied that, of course, he would like some company. Corky walked over the the door an opened it. Mr. Belding suddenly appeared - he was completely naked and was drinking from a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew he held in one hand. Mr. Belding walked up to the shower door and belched loudly before turning around so that his ass was positioned in the doorway to the shower. Mr. Belding then ripped a powerful fart and sprayed diarrhea all over A-Rod! Mr. Belding then threw his now-empty 2-liter bottle at A-Rod and then shut the door! A-Rod yelped, “Zoinks!” as he was now trapped in the shower with Mr. Belding’s fart and diarrhea! Corky started laughing hysterically. A-Rod started sobbing because he was so upset about this mistreatment. Corky got mad that A-Rod was being so annoying, so he opened the shower door again and then grabbed A-Rod and launched him across the master bathroom into a wall, knocking A-Rod to the ground! Corky then dropped his pants and diaper and took a huge dump on A-Rod’s head!
Gary, these stories are incredibly erotic and I’ve lost numerous loads to them. A Rod is a fool for not listening to Corky’s ideas. He then deserves the treatment he gets from the two best buddies who are just having fun. He should have been happy that they decided to prank him by having Mr. B fart and spray diarrhea on him while he was showering. I think that was actually considerate as he was already nude and showering and could easily wash up. The hot moist air would have really allowed Mr. B’s farts to percolate and A Rod likely suffered some minor lung damage from that toxic stew. But the aroma would have made a little lung damage worth it. Instead of being a little bitch A Rod should learn to enjoy the pranks and mischief the best buddies involve him in.
Today A Rod was telling Mr. Belding and Corky that he saw Tiger Woods, who lives nearby, had tricked his girlfriend into leaving his house so he could lock her out. He laughed then said that if Corky and Mr. B continued farting on him and shitting all over the house he’d do the same to them. At this Mr. B let loose a 9 second belch to express his displeasure, while Corky told A Rod if he ever tried that he’d burn A Rod’s house down just like he’d burned down his family’s restaurant on Life Goes On. Even after A Rod said he was just joking Corky remained angry, and socked A Rod in the penis before ripping off his Yankees pants and giving him an ass raping. Mr. B took this opportunity to sit on A Rod’s head and rip a 14 second wet fart, causing. A Rod to yell “Zoinks”! After the attack Mr. B and Corky went into the kitchen and Mr. B drew up a document that gave them the right to live in A Rod’s house forever, and that A Rod would support them financially, as well as provide copious amounts of snacks for the best buddies. They then went back into the living room and Corky forced A Rod to sign it while Mr. B hovered his bare ass over A Rod while pushing out a large turd from his filthy asshole. A Rod under extreme duress quickly signed the agreement and Mr. B somehow sucked the turd back into his colon! A Rod sure learned not to threaten Corky and his best buddy!
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I recently saw an episode of SBTB where the exact same thing happened to Screech! However instead of being a semi-attractive woman the lunch “lady” turned out to be a 6’3” tranny with a 9” dong! Screech met up with “her” in the cafeteria kitchen and yelled “Zoinks” repeatedly while getting buttslammed. Zack took advantage of this by surreptitiously recording it and selling bootleg tapes for $29.99 to the other bayside students. When Mr. Belding saw the tape he accused Screech of cheating on him and ran Screech over with his car! AC Slater then ran over to Screech and left a burrito fueled fart right in Screech’s face. They sure don’t make TV shows like they used to!
Inside Man, Corky is so smart to draw up that legally binding document and use Mr. Belding’s persuasive skills to do so. How big was the turd that Mr. Belding sucked back into his anus? I bet that juicy turd ended up in A-Rod’s sock drawer of his dresser later that evening!
Larry, my sources pegged its size at about 3 ft! He has an otherworldly ability to control his bowels! I have not as of yet heard where that monster turd wound up, but A Rod’s sock drawer is a solid guess.
Today when A Rod got home from playing golf he was hit by an unimaginable stench when he walked into the house. Seconds later he felt an earthquake was hitting the house as he heard a giant blast, and the entire house shook for a second afterwards. He then could hear cheering and clapping coming from the living room. When he entered he found Corky, Mr. Belding, a dozen or so Meat Lovers deep dish Pizza Hut pizzas, as well as a gentlemen he’d never met. Corky all excitedly told him that he was in the presence of a true Hall of Fame athlete, and introduced him to Steve Anus, member of the 2018 Pepperoni Fart Hall of Fame, and winner of over 300 Pepperoni Fart competitions world wide. As A Rod approached Steve to shake his hand Steve jumped so his ass was pointed towards A Rod. He then bent forward, and ripped a fart so powerful it lifted A Rod off the ground and slammed him into the wall. A Rod nearly passed out from the stench that came with it. Corky and Mr. Belding began clapping once again. Steve then gave A Rod a hand getting up and told him he was in town for a Seniors tour competition and decided to drop by to check on his buddies Mr. B and Corky. At this Corky let loose a solid belch and Mr. B lifted his leg and ripped a 12 second wet fart. A Rod was amazed at how quiet and weak Mr. B’s fart sounded after experiencing a Steve Anus blast. Corky then said he’d told Steve he could stay with them while he was in town. When A Rod said he didn’t think that was a good idea Steve Anus bent over and ripped a fart so powerful it blew down a wall of the house, while Corky took off his diaper and strangled A Rod until he was unconscious. When A Rod woke up he had a sore asshole, and was underneath a couple dozen pizza boxes. He could hear Mr. B, Corky, and Steve Anus having an impromptu “jam session” in the den as they blasted farts and let loose monster belches. He also found a dog had come in the house through the blown down wall and taken a dump on his head. A Rod sure learned not to annoy a world class pepperoni fart champion that time!
Inside Man, that was a great story. A-Rod should have thanked Mr. Anus for exposing the shoddy workmanship of his mansion. Farts from even the legendary Steve Anus should not be capable of causing a load bearing wall to blow out!
After conferring with Steve Anus, Corky approached A-Rod with an idea for a major motion picture about baseball player Anthony Rizzo. A-Rod pointed out that Anthony Rizzo has a couple good seasons but he has not yet retired and isn’t exactly on the path to the Hall of Fame, so why would there be a movie about him? Corky got mad at A-Rod for interrupting and slapped him in the face and said he wasn’t done talking! Corky then said that he wanted A-Rod to have a major role in the movie. A-Rod felt joy because he thought that Corky finally appreciated him and all that he did for the game of baseball. A-Rod told Corky that it was a good idea and he agreed that he’d be prefect as Anthony Rizzo on the movie since he was a baseball superstar. Corky asked A-Rod what the hell he was talking about and said A-Rod was an idiot. Corky also said that A-Rod would play the loser who is Rizzo’s gay lover. Mr. Belding chimed in to say that A-Rod would play Steve Bartman and would dress as Bartman did in the infamous 2003 Cubs playoff game. Mr. Belding said that A-Rod would be on the receiving end of constant farts and diarrhea sprays and would eat out Anthony’s ass while Anthony ate deep dish pizza! Mr. Belding also said that A-Rod would receive rough anal in the showers and in Taco Bell bathrooms. Mr. Belding said that the movie would show hardcore anal scenes of A-Ros going anally violated! Mr. Belding then lifted his leg and ripped a 14-second fart. Corky pulled down his diaper and also farted in A-Rod’s face! A-Rod complained that the room now smelled like shit and that Corky and Mr. Belding were two obese morons. Corky got really mad and kicked A-Rod in the crotch before removing A-Rod’s uniform pants and ass-raping him!!!
Gary, I can only imagine that a movie about the love affair between Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman would be the love story of our times. It would likely sweep the Oscar’s. I can only hope that they pick a top notch actor to play the Anthony Rizzo role. Someone like Steven Segal, or Vin Diesel would do an amazing job as Anthony Rizzo. A Rod would be the weak point, but I think that could be overcome by making his dialogue extremely limited by having “Anthony” constantly burping and farting in his face. It would be great if they added cameo’s by Corky and Mr. Belding along with someone like Mr. Horton. A Rod is a damn fool for not wanting to play Steve Bartman.
Barf, it would be nice if several characters were added to the Anthony Rizzo movie to add some comic relief. Mr. Horton and Dudley would live down the hall from A-Rod’s Bartman character. Dudley would be the janitor in A-Rod’s slum apartment building and would have keys to every apartment. Dudley and Mr. Horton would sneak into A-Rod’s apartment and anally violate him from time-to-time. Also, to stay in character, A-Rod would be sleeping with while wearing his Cubs hat and his bulky 1980s headphones. T-Bag, the gay sexual predator from Prison Break, would also be A-Rod’s next door neighbor and would break into A-Rod’s apartment to rob and rape him occasionally. Whenever A-Rod’s character would call the police to report that he was robbed or raped, the police would show up, realize he was Steve Bartman, and blame him for the Cubs playoff loss and would tell him he deserved to be victimized! Corky and Mr. B would then show up and tell him that he was being unfairly blamed for the loss. They would then go into his apartment to confront him after the police left. They would then eat all of his junk food and soda and fart in his face, use his lounge chair and sock drawer as toilets, and then spit-roast him completely against his will! I’m sure it will be a huge blockbuster hit!
Chris, it would be hilarious if T-Bag knocked down the walls separating his apartment from A Rod’s and then took over 95 percent of the apartment claiming it was rightfully his. He would leave A Rod a tiny space with a sleeping bag, a hot plate, and a tiny black and white TV to watch Cubs games on. His only other portion would be a small walkway to the front door that if he stepped out of would enrage T- Bag and result in a beating and rape.
I recall watching the infamous “Mr. Horton” movie about 15 years ago where Mr. Belding played Mr. Horton and Screech wore blackface to play Dudley. There was some hot anal in that flick! However, there were only a couple belches and they weren’t even in Screech’s face. They should remake that movie with with Mr. Belding playing Dick Horton, Corky playing Mongo Horton, and A-Rod playing Dudley. I’m not sure whether they could get away with A-Rod wearing blackface, but I’m certain there there would be lots of anal as well as many belches and farts in A-Rod’s face. It would be a huge hit!!
Larry, I remember tuning in to Saturday morning TV on NBC back in the summer of 2008. I was surprised when instead of the regular drivel they announced a showing of the movie Mr. Horton. Imagine my shock when I saw Screech in blackface (they resumed the ridiculous Screech Zubaz and his trademark “Zoinks”). I was even more surprised when 3 minutes in Mr. Belding tossed Screech into the shower and said they were going to play “Neptune King of the Sea”. For the next 20 minutes Mr. B as Mr. Horton railed Screech in the ass while demanding he take handfuls of pills, while chugging Mad Dog 20/20 fortified wine. I’m not sure how this got past the censors. But I have to say I was super turned on! A reboot is definitely in order!
This fall we will be dropping a new show. It’s a reboot of the show “227”. Instead of a bunch of black families it will instead have couples like Dudley and Mr. Horton, as well as Steve Bartman and Anthony Rizzo. The other two couples will be A Rod and Corky as well as Mr. Belding and Screech. We would like Screech to be played by SBF, but if not we have agents scouring the truck stop bathrooms of this country. We at NBC broke ground in the 90’s with a Saturday morning TV Show full of rowdy antics. We will again break new ground by rebooting over a beloved black show with a bunch of sexual deviants farting, belching, and shitting on each other. The entire building will smell like a butthole which will bring about much hilarity when UPS drivers, or the non stop food delivery people come by. Stay tuned for more details.
NBC Executive, that sounds like a good idea for a reboot. What about Reggie from "Small Wonder" or Urkel from "Family Matters"? They could be a nice gay black couple on the show. Urkel would annoy everyone and Reggie would be the neighborhood thief. They would also occasionally barbecue ribs in their backyard and engage in epic belching and farting contests while chowing down, to the delight of Corky and Mr. B - the entire neighborhood would reek of the stench of anus!
Larry, we are looking at bringing in Jamie and Reggie as a couple. A natural progression from the Small Wonder days. We are also thinking of bringing back VIKI the robot who will be the first transsexual robot. VIKI will have an enormous metal dong and will chase the Screech around to regularly drain her oil. Jamie’s weirdo father Ted will occasionally come by and program her to despise Screech, while also outfitting her with a noxious canister of toxic gas so she can rip farts in Screech’s face. We originally wanted Rerun or Shirley from the show “What’s Happening” but were dismayed to find they had both died years ago. It’s very sad so many talented actors that would make this show more hilarious have already died. Screech, Rerun, Shirley, and so many others have passed far too soon. Just imagine if they were alive and Rerun and Shirley double teamed Screech by pressing their enormous asses to Screech’s face and ripping enormous farts. That’s the kind of show we are going for.
We are pleased to announce the addition of legendary actor JM J Bullock to our 227 reboot. He will reprise his hysterical “Monroe” character from the show “Too Close for Comfort”. He will be the buildings janitor, and will live in a small janitors closet. He will be known as the buildings “bootie burglar” and will occasionally sexually assault one one the tenants, giving them AIDS. We feel this will be a hilarious homage to the gay janitor community. The victims of his attacks will primarily be Screech, Steve Bartman, and A Rod.
SBF, I’ve heard that you’re making a few bucks as a dog walker? Specifically you, for a fee, walk alongside people walking their dogs, and when the dog goes to take a dump you leap into action and let the dog crap in your mouth? Is this accurate? It sounds a
like a great service for wealthy people who don’t want to have to carry around those little bags to pick up their dogs crap with. If this is accurate would you mind sharing a few stories, the price structure you charge (do you charge more for big dogs than little dogs)? Thanks in advance.
Last night, Corky ran into the family room to tell A-Rod that he had a new invention which was sure to make millions! A-Rod asked what it was and Corky replied that it was one of the images that shows up when you wrote a text. A-Rod said, “Corky, are you referring to an emoji?” Corky said that he was and that he came up with a new emoji of someone farting and explained that when you text the emoji to someone and they open the text, their phone with smell like a fart! A-Rod relied, “Corky, you clearly don’t understand how iPhones work. Your emoji wouldn’t cause a smell on the recipient’s phone and it would be impossible to do this.” A-Rod also said that Corky seemed to get dumber everyday and asked whether Corky was eating lead paint chips or sniffing glue to make himself stupider. A-Rod further stated, “Corky, you’ve wasted my time yet again with with some stupid idea. Now pull down your diaper and pants so that I can get a piece of your dong!” Corky got really mad and punched A-Rod in the nose and then slapped him in the face! Corky then ripped off A-Rod’s jeans and ass-raped him while Mr. Belding scarfed down a family size bag of Cheetos and ripped belched loudly while expelling Cheetos dust all over A-Rod’s couch and wall!!
A Rod should really encourage his budding inventor Corky instead of worrying about his only selfish needs. A Rod clearly could care less about Corky and his fantastic ideas. Instead he is focused on Corky’s huge dong. I can’t wait for 227 to come out. I hope A Rod is the first victim of janitor JM J Bullock’s “Bootie Burglar”. I find it likely that Corky will get confused and forget he’s on a TV show. He will almost certainly accuse A Rod of cheating on him with JM J and give A Rod a vicious beating!
NBC Executive, those are all great ideas and I’m sure they will do well. However, I think I have an idea which would be considered “fresh” and “new” instead of recycling old shows. How about a drama entitled “The Rowdy Saved By The Bell Set”? Instead of remaking old episodes in explicitly homosexual ways (which would be a good idea!), you could have scenes of Screech preparing to film a scene and have Mr. Belding come into his trailer to rape him in front of the other case members and the studio audience? It would be funny for straight people to watch because they hated Screech. Moreover, the gay community would also tune in to watch this type of content! Corky, of course, would be filming a show on a nearby lot and would often get lost and end up on the SBTB set. Corky would pummel and then rape Screech whenever he saw him because Corky thinks Screech is annoying! Because Dustin Diamond is dead, A-Rod would have to be cast as Screech!
Larry, if the real Screech were still alive a show like that would be a no brainer. It would have enormous appeal, and I would be slotting it in at 8pm on a Thursday. However, we feel there is no way A Rod could do the job of playing Screech. In this instance this is extremely important as he would be carrying the show. The D Man was a fantastic Screech who in real life was much like the Screech character. Him dying was truly a massive loss. I believe had those losers that did the lame reboot included him in a show much as you described not only would it have been a massive success, but Screech would still be alive. Someone would have caught a large lump, and after farting on it to try and heal it, would have made him seek professional help. The original class minus Mr. B truly killed Screech.
I hope NBC does something to satiate our needs. What the hell happened to the episodes of SBTB on the Moon/Mars? With all the Screech clones? I had just gotten used to tuning in with my pants around my ankles, then the show just stopped! Now I’m being teased with a reboot of 227 with an ensemble cast of queer gods? I say it will never happen. My lover Brutus was so angry when SBTB on the moon ended he broke up with me!
NBC Executive, I agree that Screech should have been in the reboot series, either as an unpaid janitor or bathroom attendant, or as an astronaut on the International Space Station. It would have been fantastic to watch Screch walk down a five foot rope ladder to the surface of the moon and then encounter gay aliens who capture him for science experiments and anal probes. I would have also enjoyed watching scenes where fellow astronaut Mr. Belding devours a large deep dish “Meat Lover’s” pizza, rips a nasty 12-second fart into Screech’s bedroom, and then closes and locks the door while Screech complains about the heinous stench and begs to be let out so he can breath fresh air!
Today we shot the pilot for 227 and I must say it was fantastic. The opening scene had SBF playing Screech. It showed Screech and A Rod walking on the sidewalk in front of the building talking to each other when all of a sudden a shit tsunami hit Screech causing him to yell “Zoinks”. Seconds later we hear a massive fart followed by a massive turd landed on A Rod’s head. When they looked up they found that Corky and Mr. Belding were on the roof shitting off it. To escape further blasts A Rod and Screech ran inside with A Rod going to his apartment to take a shower. Screech wandered off to go to his apartment but was accosted by janitor JM J Bullock who said he could smell Screech from his janitors closet and he was pretty turned on. When Screech tried to explain that Mr. B and Corky were crapping on people off the roof JM hit him over the head with a wrench, then ripped off his Zubaz pants. JM really began giving Screech some hot anal while yelling about giving him a delivery of “HIV Juice”. Just then Mr. B and Corky came around the corner and Mr. B came over and instead of rescuing Screech told him he stank like shit, then pressed his ass to Screech’s face and ripped a 12 second wet fart. This caused Screech to yell “Zoinks”. The elevator then opened and we get to see Anthony Rizzo (played by Vin Diesel) railing Steve Bartman, who was in his Cubs playoff game attire. Rizzo was also eating a massive slice of deep dish pizza. After blowing a massive load Rizzo and Bartman joined hands and skipped away causing the audience to cheer. Pan back to Screech getting raped by “Bootie Burglar” JM J, while Mr. B ripped more farts in Screech’s face, and Corky kept kicking Screech in the ribs. JM then grunted and blew an HIV+ load into Screech’s ass, as Mr. B ripped out a good chunk of Screech’s Jew fro. Corky then said he was hungry and he, Mr. B, and JM all went out for Chinese Food leaving Screech laying in a heap on the floor. Moments later VIKI the robot rolled in and we see she’s now a tranny robot. Her giant metal dong begins to grow as she spots Screech, who sees this and yells “Double Zoinks” before VIKI inserts her giant metal cock into Screech’s already torn ass. Laughter then breaks out as VIKI uses her super strength to bounce Screech up and down on her dong at 1,000 mph and her metal cock turns red hot from the friction, giving Screech 3rd degree burns. The laughter continues as we head into our first commercial break! Guys, I think we have a smash hit show on our hands!
NBC Executive, that is one spank-tastic pilot episode! It seems both funny and homoerotic, two necessities in today’s woke entertainment environment. I like the farts, feces, and hot anal. However, I have to ask an obvious question - will there be a lot of belches?? It may seem lowbrow to some, but I enjoy watching episodes where an annoying character has someone belch right in his face, particularly after the antagonist has devoured stinky and greasy food and washed it down with a 2-liter of soda!
The New York Post has an article about an obese woman with a 55-inch waist. She claims to smuggle large bottles of booze into various venues by hiding them in her enormous ass crack! Impressive, although Mr. Belding could easily fit a small refrigerator or a person in between his sweaty ass cheeks!
https://nypost.com/2023/03/21/i-have-a-55-inch-butt-i-use-it-to-smuggle-booze-into-bars/
That behometh is repulsive. I’m sure there is a real line of people so cheap they want to drink booze from that sow’s ass. What club would even let her in? Now Mr. Belding on the other hand. He’d have a line of both dudes and ladies willing to buy a drink from the mini fridge hidden in his ass crack! He would likely be able to charge prices even higher than the club he was at. Especially if lovable ‘tard Corky was working in tandem with him as a bartender. If Mr. Belding ripped ass on your drink you’d be in flavor land USA!
Today Corky was gloating over how awesome he and Mr. B are as actors. He told A Rod only real professionals can handle scenes like them taking dumps off a roof, attacking Screech with farts, and going for Chinese food. He told A Rod everyone knew he was a crappy actor with no experience by him having no lines, and running off to the apartment as soon as he got in the building. He said real actors like he and Mr. B came off the roof and showed up in the very next scene. He told A Rod if he tried to ad lib any scenes he would mess them up and that would embarrass Corky who would then pummel A Rod. At this A Rod said it was a dumb show and he was mad they didn’t tell him someone would actually be taking a dump on him or he wouldn’t have done it. He said it didn’t take any acting skill to crap off a roof. At this Mr. Belding who had been eating a bowl of ice cream let loose a 9 second belch to express his disapproval, and Corky punched A Rod in the balls while yelling how A Rod was just jealous of he and his best buddies acting chops. He then shoed A Rod up the ass, before taking off his diaper and strangling A Rod unconscious. When A Rod woke up 10 minutes later he had a sore asshole and he could hear Mr. Belding and Corky watching the Smurfs in the den.
Inside Man, it seems as though NBC is making the perfect use of A-Rod in the new series! He would have screwed up his scenes if given his lines beforehand because he isn’t a master thespian like Corky and Mr. Belding. It was great to see Corky and Mr. Belding going Dookie off the top of a building onto A-Rod’s head and it provided immense comic relief!
We are really glad you guys are enjoying the pilot episode so far. We are shooting the second half of it tomorrow. Corky and Mr. Belding are consummate professionals, while A Rod is wildcard who lacks any skill, ability, or likability. We are managing his screen time as well as giving him as few lines as possible. He will primarily be a heel who will shit on, or will be Corky’s sex toy/punching bag. We expect him to produce a few “Zoinks” as well as some sexual grunts. Since he’s such a bad actor we plan on not sharing a script with him beforehand so we get a natural reaction. Has he known he would be the victim of a dookie drop he would have been looking up and tried to avoid it, ruining the scene. Tomorrow will introduce Mr. Horton and Dudley as well as Reggie and Jamie from small wonder. We are already getting very positive press from the LGBTQ community for our groundbreaking transsexual robot!
NBC Executive. I’m a boom operator for the 227 reboot. Although I’m glad for the work we should be getting hazard pay for this show! The entire set reeks of an anus, and there is fecal matter everywhere. Mr. Bending ripped a fart so loud my boom mic malfunctioned and nearly caught fire!
Is the 227 reboot filmed in front of a live studio audience? I bet that the studio really does reek of the stench of stale anuses! Are the audience members allowed to fart and belch while scenes are being filmed, or are they only allowed to laughed? I understand that many shows have an “applause” sign which lights up when the audience is supposed to clap, such as at the end of the episode or between episode segments. Is there a sign which reads, “fart” or “belch”? I think that these are necessary additions if they aren’t already being used!
Crew Member, take it up with your union. The contract we have with them includes a “spicy” factor to account for the rowdy set.
Larry, there is a live audience. For the pilot we enlisted hobos and bums from LA’s skid row. But now that the first half of the pilot has been posted on this fine board our phones have been ringing off the hook from deranged queers seeking tickets. We are encouraging the audience be much like a Jerry Springer crowd and scream, yell, belch, fart, and have hot man action with each other. Only men are allowed to be in the audience (over 18 of course). We feel this will really add something to the show. We will have security on hand to ensure no one from the deranged audience tries to get onto the set.
NBC Executive, please ensure that there are many scenes of some random dude’s ass in A-Rod’s face. Watching A-Rod’s facial expressions when a heinous stench envelops him after a stinky bare ass is shoved in his face will be hilarious! I want to watch scenes involving many unscripted farts being ripped and A-Rod being forced to smell them! There should also be at least one diarrhea spray per episode.
Last night, Corky told A-Rod that they should reboot Saved By The Bell with he and Mr. Belding as the writers. A-Rod pointed out that the show was already rebooted with woke storylines and that the reboot sucked and was cancelled after two seasons. Corky replied that his reboot would be better. A-Rod replied that Corky was illiterate and asked whether Corky was going to draw pictures of screens with crayons. Corky got mad and slapped A-Rod right in the face! Corky then said that they would use the same scripts as before, but that each episode would include 50% more farts and dookie. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and pointed out that their original show didn’t have any farts or dookie, so increasing zero by 50% would not result in a change on the number of farts and dookie per episode. Mr. Belding then got up off the couch, lifted a couch cushion, took a massive dump in the base of the couch where the cushion had been located, and then placed the cushion on top of the dookie, and then sat back down on the couch cushion to express his displeasure with A-Rod’s statement. Mr. Belding also said that there were many x-rated episodes of the show on the Spice Channel which the gay community watches while masturbating. Corky got mad and said A-Rod was an idiot. Corky then punched A-Rod in the balls! Mr. Belding then stood up and Corky shoved A-Rod’s head under the couch cushion with Mr. B’s dookie and the proceeded to viciously ass-rape A-Rod!!! Corky really taught A-Rod about sitcom writing that time!!
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