Deucer, if Max Goldberg had kept the dustindiamond.com guestbook up and running without being overrun with spam, people would still be posting there to this day. Imagine how popular that guestbook would have become when Dustin Diamond stabbed someone and was sent to prison.
Kurt I agree, the fruity green colours and thousands of demented queers that frequented that board deserved a consistent service. This site has done well to capture all the important updates since then, but it has got a bit too intellectual for my tastes. Tying slater and Zack up while fantasising about ass play with screech was about my level! Was princess peussie on the dustindiamond.com board or was it later?
Also I wonder if Max is reading this right now and thinking what could have been…
Guys, I wasn’t around for that insanely erotic and queer pink and lime green board. Was it truly the “Gaëtan Dugas” of the 2000’s queer scene? Was Saved by the Bell and the Screech guy comparable to Liberace? A few years ago a guy in a permed mullet and acid washed jeans beat my testicles with a rusty car antenna and rambled on about Princess Puessie , Leaky Ass Queer, and someone named Chachi. I’ve been on the hunt ever since, as he spoke as if he had once had the holy grail of queerdom in his very hands but had lost it. Have I finally ended my quest?
I miss they days when I could excitedly enter a dirty McDonalds restroom and find Screech manning the stalls, servicing everyone’s penis and ass needs. You don’t know what you got, till it’s gone…..
Spewey, I hear you my friend. I’m a straight man who lives in Los Angeles. In 2009 I was at a Taco Bell in Encino. While eating my lunch I heard a lot of noise coming from the bathrooms and saw a short line formed outside. I found this odd, as I’d never seen a line for a bathroom at Taco Bell before. After eating my lunch my stomach began rumbling and I knew I had to take a dump. I got in the line, and shortly after my turn came and I entered. Inside I found Screech and Corey Haim! They were manning the bathroom together with Corey at the 2 urinals and Screech at the single stall. I was confused at first but Screech welcomed me in to the stall. As I took a smelly dump I ripped a few farts and he began clapping and telling me I was a true toilet virtuoso. Corey Haim also cheered me on as he encouraged dudes taking pisses at the urinals. When I was done I noticed there was no toilet paper and called out to Screech for some. He said that wouldn’t be necessary and entered the stall, bent me over, and began tounging my anus clean. I’m not a gay man, but I have to say he was a pro! Occasionally I could feel his hook nose on my butthole and it was delightful. It seems the urinals must have slowed down as Corey Haim came in and began jerking me off as Screech kept cleaning my anus. This relaxed me and I ripped a fart right in Screech’s face. Screech fell over at this and went into some deprived convulsions. Haim jumped behind me and begged me to do it again. I pushed as hard as I could and got out a small fart. He huffed it and seconds later was on the floor flopping around next to Screech wildly jizzing all over the place. At this I pulled my pants up, left a dollar in a little hat they had out for tips, and went about my day. I think about that experience every day.
When I was on spy missions I would watch episodes of SBTB and rub one out to scenes where Mr. Belding taught Screech lessons by ass raping him. One time in Prague I almost got caught when my cover was blown when I dressed up as AC Slater and partied in a dumpster. One of the Screech’s turned out to be an agent. I guess they knew I’d hit the dumpster scene eventually. I’m bummed I never got to tea bag the real Screech.
Barnabus, I blew a huge load reading your hot story! I’m not gay either, but I have to admit that your encounter with Screech and Cory again was uber-hot!!! Do you still have wet dreams to this day when you fall asleep and fantasize about the encounter? I bet that you have to lie to your wife and tell her you were thinking about her instead of having your penis and ass needs serviced by two washed up celebrities, Svreech and Corey again! It is a shame that both of them were taken from us at such a young age ☹️
Barnabus, no way! I always used to stop off at an Encino Taco Bell back then too! I remember once being on the road 5 days straight, no showers, pissing in the can the lot, then stopping in there for a feast as I had just come back from a bout of squirty diarrhoea - however, on my 8th taco I come back and rushed into the toilets not making it in time at all.
The stalls were empty when I got in but as soon as my duds hit the floor with a splat, as they were full of shit, I saw Corey and screech come rushing in asking if that sound was really my duds splatting! I told them they were and called tham a bunch of idiots but screech the. Saw them and shouted Jackpot! As they both took it in turns to wear them on their heads and tongue the gusset.
I never saw anything so sick in my life so kicked their asses then stormed out. In retrospect, I sure wish I stayed around for an anal tongue bath after!
Deucer, Princess Peussie did post on dustindiamond.com. He would post a lot of weird stuff which was neither funny nor spank-tastic. I think he was just trying to spam the board, hoping we would lose interest.
It would not surprise me if Max has seen this blog, although I seriously doubt he frequents it. If he were a regular, he would have posted a comment about the recovery of many old dustindiamond.com guestbook posts. Instead, he apparently added the old posts to the website weeks before any of the regulars here knew about it.
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Zoinks!!!
I’m so glad those spicy posts are back where they belong!
Woah, it’s as if the last 20 years didn’t happen!
Deucer, if Max Goldberg had kept the dustindiamond.com guestbook up and running without being overrun with spam, people would still be posting there to this day. Imagine how popular that guestbook would have become when Dustin Diamond stabbed someone and was sent to prison.
Kurt I agree, the fruity green colours and thousands of demented queers that frequented that board deserved a consistent service. This site has done well to capture all the important updates since then, but it has got a bit too intellectual for my tastes. Tying slater and Zack up while fantasising about ass play with screech was about my level! Was princess peussie on the dustindiamond.com board or was it later?
Also I wonder if Max is reading this right now and thinking what could have been…
Guys, I wasn’t around for that insanely erotic and queer pink and lime green board. Was it truly the “Gaëtan Dugas” of the 2000’s queer scene? Was Saved by the Bell and the Screech guy comparable to Liberace? A few years ago a guy in a permed mullet and acid washed jeans beat my testicles with a rusty car antenna and rambled on about Princess Puessie , Leaky Ass Queer, and someone named Chachi. I’ve been on the hunt ever since, as he spoke as if he had once had the holy grail of queerdom in his very hands but had lost it. Have I finally ended my quest?
I miss they days when I could excitedly enter a dirty McDonalds restroom and find Screech manning the stalls, servicing everyone’s penis and ass needs. You don’t know what you got, till it’s gone…..
Spewey, I hear you my friend. I’m a straight man who lives in Los Angeles. In 2009 I was at a Taco Bell in Encino. While eating my lunch I heard a lot of noise coming from the bathrooms and saw a short line formed outside. I found this odd, as I’d never seen a line for a bathroom at Taco Bell before. After eating my lunch my stomach began rumbling and I knew I had to take a dump. I got in the line, and shortly after my turn came and I entered. Inside I found Screech and Corey Haim! They were manning the bathroom together with Corey at the 2 urinals and Screech at the single stall. I was confused at first but Screech welcomed me in to the stall. As I took a smelly dump I ripped a few farts and he began clapping and telling me I was a true toilet virtuoso. Corey Haim also cheered me on as he encouraged dudes taking pisses at the urinals. When I was done I noticed there was no toilet paper and called out to Screech for some. He said that wouldn’t be necessary and entered the stall, bent me over, and began tounging my anus clean. I’m not a gay man, but I have to say he was a pro! Occasionally I could feel his hook nose on my butthole and it was delightful. It seems the urinals must have slowed down as Corey Haim came in and began jerking me off as Screech kept cleaning my anus. This relaxed me and I ripped a fart right in Screech’s face. Screech fell over at this and went into some deprived convulsions. Haim jumped behind me and begged me to do it again. I pushed as hard as I could and got out a small fart. He huffed it and seconds later was on the floor flopping around next to Screech wildly jizzing all over the place. At this I pulled my pants up, left a dollar in a little hat they had out for tips, and went about my day. I think about that experience every day.
When I was on spy missions I would watch episodes of SBTB and rub one out to scenes where Mr. Belding taught Screech lessons by ass raping him. One time in Prague I almost got caught when my cover was blown when I dressed up as AC Slater and partied in a dumpster. One of the Screech’s turned out to be an agent. I guess they knew I’d hit the dumpster scene eventually. I’m bummed I never got to tea bag the real Screech.
Barnabus, I blew a huge load reading your hot story! I’m not gay either, but I have to admit that your encounter with Screech and Cory again was uber-hot!!! Do you still have wet dreams to this day when you fall asleep and fantasize about the encounter? I bet that you have to lie to your wife and tell her you were thinking about her instead of having your penis and ass needs serviced by two washed up celebrities, Svreech and Corey again! It is a shame that both of them were taken from us at such a young age ☹️
Anus, do you think they are in heaven now shitting on each other and boasting deranged lies about how they once motorboated corky?
Barnabus, no way! I always used to stop off at an Encino Taco Bell back then too! I remember once being on the road 5 days straight, no showers, pissing in the can the lot, then stopping in there for a feast as I had just come back from a bout of squirty diarrhoea - however, on my 8th taco I come back and rushed into the toilets not making it in time at all.
The stalls were empty when I got in but as soon as my duds hit the floor with a splat, as they were full of shit, I saw Corey and screech come rushing in asking if that sound was really my duds splatting! I told them they were and called tham a bunch of idiots but screech the. Saw them and shouted Jackpot! As they both took it in turns to wear them on their heads and tongue the gusset.
I never saw anything so sick in my life so kicked their asses then stormed out. In retrospect, I sure wish I stayed around for an anal tongue bath after!
Deucer, Princess Peussie did post on dustindiamond.com. He would post a lot of weird stuff which was neither funny nor spank-tastic. I think he was just trying to spam the board, hoping we would lose interest.
It would not surprise me if Max has seen this blog, although I seriously doubt he frequents it. If he were a regular, he would have posted a comment about the recovery of many old dustindiamond.com guestbook posts. Instead, he apparently added the old posts to the website weeks before any of the regulars here knew about it.
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