There are many celebrities other than Dustin Diamond who have a massive following within the gay community. Since Dustin Diamond's untimely passing, there has been quite a bit of chatter from people clamoring for a new focus for queer fantasies. Feel free to post queer fantasies relating to any celebrity or topic of interest as a comment to this post!
Here are some nice pictures of Corky from Life Goes On and his apparent gay lover, former baseball star Alex Rodriguez!
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 233 of 233Does anyone remember the 1-900 number that Corky set up in 1990 to hear Corky’s views on WWF wrestling? Corky’s favorite wrestlers were Hulk Hogan, the Ultimate Warrior, the Red Rooster, and Jake “The Snake” Roberts. If you mentioned Hulk Hogan, Corky would keep saying “Hulkster” repeatedly for 20 seconds or so and would then tel you how awesome Hulk Hogan was. But if you mentioned his hated wrestlers, like Andre the Giant, Corky would loudly go dookie in his diaper. Even though the call was over the phone, he would fart ridiculously loudly and you could really hear his diaper expand with feces!
Zubaz, it is so awesome of you to stop by! The description of A Rod’s house sounds amazing. I love that Corky and your Dad have shit all over the place, and that your father continues clearing the house of A Rod’s dumb awards by ripping huge farts on them. I love how they have honored your recently deceased mother by hanging pictures of her Gremlin and Yugo, along with Corky’s amazing 1990 beefcake poster. It sounds like a really fun and safe environment for you to grieve and spend some quality time with your father and his best buddy in the world. I hope you learn all kinds of lessons from your Dad. Like how to eat 12 large deep dish pizzas at one setting. How to let loose a 120 decibel belch, and how to rip farts on demand. He is a true American hero, and I’m worried with his enormous girth he may be taken from us too soon. Have you thought about potentially being a principal yourself, and following in his footsteps?
El Stinkmeister, I totally remember that! Unlike all other 1-900 numbers that were merely recordings Corky manned the phones and took one call at a time. This likely lost him a ton of money, as only one call at a time could be handled, but what an experience you got for your money. I remember enraging him one time when I told him I thought the Honky Tonk Man could beat Jake the Snake. He called me the “N” word, then ripped a fart so loud my ears rang for hours!
Crotch, i am too much into ass and scat play, nd i like to flaunt my 70 IQ around when i am servicing random truckers' penis and ass needs in the rest rooms. I like to go to all Screechs' old haunts and take over his various 'offices' many of which are covered in crusty y-fronts and polaroids of old mens' asses. I can work my butt like a champion though.
I believe Zoinks is measuring up for principal and under Bidens' America he claimed he has mental illness and it would hurt his feelings if he didnt get the job, so now he is Principal of a large Cali high school! His first job was to rehire jve talking Milo the Janitor, and has rehired a very obese Mr Tuttle, Mr Dewey, Rod Belding and Coach Sonski! I also heard he as planning to strip away the science budget to bring Kevin the robot and focus on LGBTQ+ studies, with a small, rowdy number of students
He is also expanding his weight impressively. Imagine the Big Boppers hair on screechs face with Mr Bs' body and dong, along with Screeches ass...myself on the other hand, look the complete opposite.
I sure cant wait to get to visit him soon! I just wish Corky and Screech met up back in the day, i could have another brother out there..
I recently discovered that Corky and Mr. Belding now have their own YouTube channel where they review movies. I think that it is supposed to be a ripoff of Siskel and Ebert’s old show. Instead of giving a “thumbs up” or “thumbs down” they belch and fart to show whether they like or dislike a movie! They reviewed Hulk Hogan’s “No Holds Barred” the other day - Mr. Belding said that he enjoyed the action in the movie and ate three cakes while watching - he then took a chug of a Mountain Dew 2-liter and then belched loudly in approval! Corky then started flailing his arms in excitement before repeating “Hulk! Hulk!” repeatedly. Corky then ripped several loud farts and it sounded like he also loudly filled up his diaper with dookie to show his enjoyment of the movie! Then they reviewed “Brokeback Mountain”. Mr. Belding said he enjoyed the love story and belched again in approval. Corky said he didn’t like the “faggot crap” in the movie and then ripped several farts to show his disapproval. The camera then panned down to show that Corky was sitting directly on A-Rod’s face while ripping ass! What a great channel.
El Stinkmeister, that sounds so erotic! I think those two would be way better then Siskel and Ebert. They were dull and boring. Corky is such a wildcard you never know what he will say. I love they showed that deviant A Rod, who I’m sure was getting his rocks off, by having Corky sit on his face while going Dookie and ripped massive amounts of ass. I currently weigh about 400 pounds, and reading these posts has really encouraged me to keep eating as much as possible to get to 500 with my goal weight being 600 pounds. I am so encouraged by these fine athletes and the amazing things they do. Mr. Belding especially impressed me, as at 70, and 600 pounds he is still very active and is a fart and belching maestro. Corky is no slouch with his ability to go dookie in demand. Compared to athletes in the major sports I say Corky and Mr. B are even more impressive. They have dedicated their entire lives to their crafts. I only hope I can gain the pounds to be able to come close to the fart, belching, and eating habits those two studs show day in day out. A Rod is so lucky to get to be around some true athletes. Compared to Mr. B and Corky he’s a minor leaguer.
Zubaz, that is one ghost description of yourself and your brother, and I would not know what to choose! I know Mr B has a sagging bubble butt that is rarely seen, but then would I be co tent with screech’s dong? Such a spankworthy quandary!
A-Rod has been trying to get Corky to eat better so that he can maintain the perfect body - A-Rod just loves Corky’s bubble butt and all of the aromas which emanate from it. A-Rod recently had his chef cook a fish dinner and while they were eating, A-Rod remarked that eating fish was part of a nutritious diet.
A couple days ago, A-Rod walked in after working out at the gym and noticed that Corky was eating from a giant bowl of what appeared to be candy. A-Rod said “dammit Corky, what the hell is wrong with you? Why don’t you ever listen to me - I was hoping you would be eating fish like the other day!”
Corky got really angry and yelled that he was eating fish and said that they came out of the bag in the trash can. A-Rod then grabbed the bag and realized that it was a bag of Swedish Fish. A-Rod replied that Swedish Fish were Candy, not real fish. Corky then called A-Rod a “dirty Mexican” and started pummeling him! When A-Rod pointed out that he was Dominican, not Mexican, Corky got even more angry and started viciously raping A-Rod! After a couple minutes, Corky roared as if he were a lion and then blew a huge load of ‘tard semen into A-Rod’s ass! Corky sure taught A-Rod to be respectful that time!
El Stinkmeister, A Rod sure is stupid. Why would he think Corky gets his amazing bubble butt from eating fish! A Rod should have cheered on Corky eating those Swedish fish and other junk foods. Not only do they make his bubble butt perfect, but also create those amazing smells that Corky releases from his ass. Stupid fish could never create the smells junk food, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut do!
The other day Corky and Mr. B were at a park riding around on their dune buggies when Mr. B had to take a dump. There were two porta potties and Mr. B really went to town on one, and Corky decided to shit in the other. He loved how his dookie splashed down until the filthy water. When they got home Corky told A Rod that they needed Porta Potties in the back yard as he prefers them to bathrooms. He also claimed that when he and his best pal were in the back yard at the pool they shouldn’t have to trek into the house or pool house to take a dump. A Rod said it was a horrible idea and he didn’t want ugly, smelly, porta potties in his backyard. At this Corky went into a ‘tard rage and karate chopped A Rod in the throat. At this Mr. B who had been watching while eating about a dozen Burger King Whoppers leaned to the right and ripped a massive fart to support Corky. Corky then pounced on A Rod and ripped off his Yankees Uniform before giving him some rough anal, followed by a heavy pair of Arabian goggles. Mr. B loved this move and let out a massive Mountain Dew fueled belch that shook the windows in the house. After jizzing in A Rod’s receding hairline Corky stood up and gave A Rod a few drip kicks, then he and Mr. B road their Rascals into the kitchen to eat cereal and watch Mr. Belvedere. The next day 2 luxury Porta Potties were delivered and Mr. B and Corky are loving taking massive dumps and seeing who can make larger splashes. Those best buddies really live a good life. If only A Rod would get with the program Corky wouldn’t have to teach him so many lessons!
Butt Monster, A-Rod has expensive hardwood floors in his mansion yet now he has two large Port-a-Potties sitting in the hardwood floor in his living room! It must be so strange to think that he made hundreds of millions playing professional baseball and owns a multi-million dollar mansion yet is living with a ‘tard and his best friend, a morbidly obese former high school principal in his 70s, both of whom pee and shit in Port-a-Potties located mere feet from his kitchen table! His entire home must reek of the odor of doodoo and urine!
Albert, I also have it on authority that they arent even chemical, all the piss and deuce just marinate at the bottom of the bowl releasing a foul stink that clogs up the whole house! I think this is too much even for cork and Mr B, but belding has now started wearing a poncho and is too lazy to ring the company to take it away and corky is not sure what to do. Even worse, there is a vibrant rest stop scene growing behind the outside portakabins, with many many dudes in Zubaz buttslamming each other whilst the SBTB theme song blares on loop in the background! I think this may be the real reason for the break up
Corky want penis and doo-do right now or get very very mad!!! Grrrrrr!!!...
I came in corkies ass yesterday and the guys rectum smelled like rotten eggs - It was disgusting.
His ass is classic and I want to blow a load of my semen in it..
Today Corky got very angry because the porta potties in the house stink and have attracted a bunch of flies, gnats, and mosquitos. As he and Mr. B sat on the couch eating pizza and watching Inspector Gadget Cartoons the bugs kept swarming around biting and annoying him. His full diaper didn’t help much either. Corky complained and A Rod said he should have known Porta Potties were a bad idea, and he wasn’t surprised bugs were there. Corky yelled at A Rod for not having them emptied after each use, causing an unhealthy environment for he and his best friend in the world. Mr. B then announced he would take care of it because Corky is his best pal. He then leaned to the side and aimed his ass at the direction of the Porta Potties and the bugs and ripped a fart of epic proportions. The cloud of bugs instantly was wiped out by the fart blast. Corky began cheering and clapping and Mr. B without getting up took a half bow. Corky then asked A Rod why he didn’t have any talents like Mr. B and when A Rod started arguing that he had numerous baseball awards that very few people have Corky punched A Rod in the face and said his baseball awards were useless compared to killing a swarm of flies and mosquitoes with a fart. Mr. B then chimed in with the comment that his Principal of the Year Award and “Largest Pubic Bush of California Principals” was way more important then any of A Rod’s cheesy awards, and that A Rod cheated to get them. At this Corky yelled cheater in A Rod’s face, then ripped off A Rod’s pants and began giving him some rough anal sex. Mr. B kept talking about how the competition for the largest pubic bush was incredible and he barely beat Valley’s principal. Corky then jizzed all over A Rod, then picked him up and tossed him into the Porta Potty, causing A Rod to fall into the shit and piss water. While A Rod yelled, Corky and Mr. B cheered, then left A Rod stuck in the Porta Potty while they went off to eat waffles and watch the Smurfs.
Butt, i'd like to think that the Big Bopper also shook the portakabins with his meaty fart, I can almost imagine his butt cheeks rippling as the fart comes out and Corkys' astonished face.
I also love the fact that last night Mr B. made ARod watch some of his old movies such as 'Trailer Park Shark'. He got so aroused looking at himself stand up and show his girth he immediately started talking about 'getting his rifle back' in a fake Southern accent and stalking the grounds for trespassers. Corky loved this idea and said that he once shot a gun and shit in the neighbours sink whilst his screen Dad was watching
https://www.imdb.com/video/vi3640572697?playlistId=nm0368172&ref_=vp_rv_2 - this is another spankworthy video. Butt, name two better shows to fap to and put side by side concurrently on two tv's than SBTB and Life Goes on? I'll wait....
There have been well over 100 MVP winners in Major League Baseball. But how many people have won the “Largest Pubic Bush of California Principals” award? I heard that Mr. Belding actually won the award for five years in a row at one point. His pubic bush award is far more difficult to win than A-Rod’s MVP awards. Also, Mr. Belding didn’t have to cheat to win his! And you just know that Mr. Belding eats Cheetos and Doritos while in the nude and has Cheeto and Dorito dust covering his pubes, making them look exotic and appetizing to the gay community!
Stink, your last post got me thinking 🤔 his bush must be cheesy, sweaty and matted - no doubt with extra cheese and oil build up around his ball sack, and with ample smeg oozing out of his fireman’s helmet. However, am i right in thinking he hasn’t buttslammed anyone since screeches passing? That smell of ass sure is a vital extra ingredient to his stank and at 70 is it perhaps time to put this old bull out to pasture?
I have no doubt he leers during one of corkys’ beatings, but as of now, I’ve heard nothing of him getting involved. Didn’t he have a thing with the problem child actor, or was that Jason Hayward?
I demand you answer this important question immediately!
AssHawk, since Screech’s death I have seen Mr. Belding only one time out on the town. It was a few weeks ago and I was at a dumpster party behind the Delano Hotel. It was primarily Saved by the Bell themed, but there was also a few characters from Small Wonder, Mr. Belvedere, Silver Spoons, and some old guy dressed as “Uncle Charlie” from “My Three Sons”. Mr. Belding showed up with someone dressed as Webster, and then he and the Uncle Charlie spitroasted this Screech who was like 6’2” and maybe 150 pounds. They really railed this guy. I’m near certain it was the real Mr. B as at one point a skunk showed up, scaring everyone, and Mr. B merely aimed his ass at it and ripped the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. The skunk flew through the air, and landed 25 yards away with a thud. It never moved again. What other man can kill a skunk with a fart?
A-Rod walked into his study yesterday and saw Corky and Mr. Belding filming another movie review for their YouTube channel. A-Rod slowly backed out of the room although he heard Corky mention “No Holds Barred.” As he walked away, A-Rod heard several belches and farts from their review. Afterwards, A-Rod asked which movie they reviewed, and Corky said “No Holds Barred.” A-Rod replied, “Jesus Corky, how many times are you going to film a new review of the same movie? Haven’t you already filmed 7 of them? And the entire house reeks of the smell of ass now!”
Corky replied, saying “Hulkster kicks ass!” He then got mad at A-Rod for being mean to him. Corky then flew into one of his trademark ‘tard rages and threw A-Rod a vicious beating while Mr. Belding intermittently ate spoonfuls of cake icing and drank Hershey’s chocolate syrup directly from the bottle while cheering him on! Mr. Belding also produced numerous belches of encouragement before walking over to A-Rod.
A-Rod pleaded with Mr. Belding for help, yet Mr. Belding replied by ripping an epic fart in his face right before Corky jizzed into his anus!!! Corky sure taught A-Rod a lesson!
Pepperoni Pete, Mr. Belding really has potent farts! I remember reading about the time he farted on a swarm of bees, killing them instantly! Another time, he visited Alaska and melted an Eskimo’s igloo by farting on it!
Corky heard that baseball attendance is way down, between the lockdowns and the sport’s endorsement of left-wing causes. So Corky thought up a great way to improve interest in the game by filming a commercial. Corky thought that if they filmed a commercial of he and Mr. Belding sitting in the stands at Yankee Stadium while eating hot dogs, nachos, and drinking large cups of Mountain Dew, other people would want to visit the ballpark! Corky had J-Lo film a test commercial on her iPhone in A-Rod’s living room where Corky and Mr. Belding ate hot dogs and Doritos while drinking 2-liters of Mountain Dew directly from the bottles! During this test commercial Corky ate half a hot dog before looking at the camera a saying “ come out to the ballpark and watch the game” and unchewed pieces of hot dog fell out of his mouth! Mr. Belding leaned to the side and ripped a loud 5-second fart while Corky started speaking, rattling the windows!!! J-Lo thinks that Corky and his best friend, Mr. Belding, are adorable and started laughing loudly during the filming!
After showing the test commercial to A-Rod, Corky demanded that A-Rod contact the Yankees owner and have them film a real commercial at Yankee Stadium. A-Rod replied that it was Corky’s dumbest idea yet and that it would make people not want to visit a ballpark which smells like anuses! Corky then got really mad at A-Rod for being so rude and started slapping and punching him! Mr. Belding poured a large bag of peanut M&M’s into his mouth while cheering Corky on! J-Lo fingered herself vigorously at the sight! Corky then raped A-Rod! The next day A-Rod contacted the Yankees to ask him to film this commercial and was fired as Yankees outreach ambassador!
El Stinkmeister, I can’t believe J Lo is still hanging around since her breakup with that idiot A Rod. She must be in love with Corky and Mr B. The Yankees are as stupid as A Rod. That commercial would be a smash hit. Baseball has become another politically driven sport with little to offer its fans. Baseball hasn’t been interesting since the steroid era, where home run record chases made 4 hour games tolerable. The fans need much more to return to baseball. At Wrigley the fans show up to see queer antics. Like Jason Heyward belching into players assholes to motivate them. Steve Bartman and Anthony Rizzo making out in the stands between innings, and many other homoerotic displays that make an otherwise boring game interesting. If I knew a stadium would be full of dudes guzzling Mountain Dew and gobbling up hot dogs while belching and ripping tons of ass I’d be there in a second. The stadium would quickly break into a homo frenzy of buttsex, scat play, and all kinds of other antics. I’m sure many players would also join in. This would definitely bring the fans back quickly.
Today A Rod started crying when he discovered Corky has been hitting up the dating site “‘tard love” and has been chatting with a beefcake downer named Mongo. When he confronted Corky Corky told him A Rod was his bitch and he could date anyone he wanted. At this Mr. B who was chowing down on a bucket of KFC and guzzling a 2 liter of pineapple Mountain Dew leaned his ass cheeks off the chair he was sitting on and ripped a nasty fart in support of Corky. Corky told A Rod his best friend supported him and A Rod had no business spying on him. He then punched A Rod in the throat and smashed A Rod’s Silver Slugger award over his head. He then viciously ass raped him while Mr. B belched repeatedly to support his best friend in the world. When Corky finally jizzed all over A Rod He and Mr. B went off to the kitchen so Mr. B could get a container of frosting and Corky could get some monster truck cereal. They then both perused ‘Tard Date for young studs. Those best buddies sure do have fun!
Barf, I can’t believe that Mountain Dew comes in a pineapple flavor! When did they introduce that flavor?
The other day, Corky tied A-Rod to a chair in the kitchen. Corky pretended that he was going to give A-Rod a blowjob after he tied him up. Instead, he had Mr. Belding walk into the kitchen after A-Rod was tied up and then Corky and Mr. Belding took turns farting in A-Rod’s face! Then they poured an entire container of Gatorade powder on the table in front of A-Rod and then took turns farting on the pile of Gatorade powder to see who could fart powerfully enough to cause the Gatorade powder to blow into A-Rod’s face. Not surprisingly, Mr. Belding one when he unleashed a heinous-smelling 5-second fart which blew half of the powder into A-Rod’s face and also coated him with a think layer of diarrhea! Corky was mad that he lost, so he untied A-Rod before throwing him to the ground, pulling down his uniform pants, and ass-raping him! During this attack, Mr. Belding squeezed grape jelly from an 18-oz squeeze bottle into his mouth while also drinking a bottle of maple syrup as he cheered on Corky!
That sure is creative,
I heard that they tried the same trick again today because Mr B boasted to Corky he could do it blindfolded and channel his ‘mystic inner power’ to direct his farts. naturally Corky took this as gospel and tried the same trick on ARod to tie him up
Mr B then came into the room, wearing a kimono, and slanted his eyes to talk in a Japanese accent. He then turned to Corky and said ‘hawwww Corky-san herro and watch me spray the dust like mystic ancient rant nahww’ and bowed. Obviously A Rod was shaking with fear and it then turned into a karate kid / van dame style scenario where Mr B put on his blindfold and pulled some swaying moves with his gut out, aimed his bare anus to the table and let out a violent dragon gust of ass straight into Arods mouth. Corky pretended he was Chinese and had a lampshade on his head before knocking a tied up A Rod to the floor and giving him what for up the ass!
Imagine how turned on A Rod was to see Mr Bs bare ass and weeping piles a mere 2 feet from him?! I also heard that it was such a spiritual session that the manifestation of screech briefly flickered as Mr B farted, then disappeared as the two buds went out to play WWF
Today for the first time in over a year A Rod took Corky (and his best friend in the universe Mr. Belding) to the movies. Corky wanted to see Godzilla vs Kong. After watching “No Holds Barred” with Mr. B a million times Corky had it stuck in his head that Hulk Hogan was in the movie and would save the day with some amazing Hulkamania. As they watched the movie Mr. B downed about 14 hot dogs, and an enormous thing of Mountain Dew. Corky ate every kind of candy the theater carrier and was really wound up after a short while. He began getting restless to see the Hulkster’s 20 inch pythons and began chanting Hulk, Hulk, Hulk over and over again. This got worse as the movie went on and A Rod sushed Corky and told him the Hulkster wasn’t in this movie and he could see him when they got home. Corky made a dookie in his diaper, not believing A Rod and assuming A Rod was tricking him so Hulk’s appearance would be a big surprise. Corky kept yelling “Hulk” over and over and started flexing and doing pretend wrestling moves. Mr. B cheered on his best friend by letting loose a monster belch. At this A Rod snapped and yelled “Hulk Hogan isn’t in this movie, he’s old and sucks”. At this a rumble came from the back of the theater and seconds later someone began running up the aisle. When they saw who it was Corky and Mr. B began cheering. There stood Hulk Hogan, decked out in a yellow Hulkamania muscle shirt, headband, and shorts. He pointed at A Rod and yelled “Whatcha gonna do when these 20 inch pythons run all over you!” At this Corky made another dookie and cheered as The Hulkster yanked A Rod out of his seat and bodyslammed him to the ground. At this the entire theater cheered. The Hulk went right to the signature “big leg” and dropped it on A Rod knocking him unconscious. He then ripped off A Rod’s Yankees uniform and tagged in Corky who really began going to town on A Rod’s asshole. This sent the male members of the audience into a frenzy and they all began jacking off. Mr. B showed his support by lifting his leg slightly and ripping a paint removing 7 second fart that shook much of the auditorium. The Hulkster started then doing his trademark call to the Audience where he cupped a hand behind each ear as the crowd roared and cheered. He then began spitroasting A Rod with Corky and Corky was in his glory. After awhile they jizzed all over A Rod at the same time and then high fived each other. This happened as the movie ended and Mr. B, Corky, and Hulk Hogan all left together, leaving A Rod laying in a pile of shit, piss, and jizz, on the filthy movie theater floor. They then went to Pizza Hut to enjoy some deep dish delights while guzzling Mountain Dew and doing Hulkamania chants. A Rod sure learned not to make fun of Hulk Hogan that time!
Crotchmaster, Mr. Belding was a high school principal for decades in a wealthy school district in a Los Angeles suburb. He obviously has connections with people on the entertainment industry who know Hulk Hogan. A-Rod should have anticipated this and known that Mr. Belding would arrange for Corky’s hero to be at that movie showing!
Crotchmaster, is there any truth to the rumor that the Hulkster had eaten lunch at Taco Bell beforehand? He is almost 70 now, so he cannot get up as easily as he could decades ago. When he was getting up from his leg drop, it looked like his ass was mere inches from A-Rod’s nose. Hulkster was wearing his thin yellow thong wrestling underwear and it sounded like he expelled a taco fart in A-Rod’s face while standing up!
El Stinkmeister, good eye! I’m sure by now many of us in the raging queer community have seen numerous YouTube videos of this incident filmed by various people in the theater. It is true that the Hulkster is aging and not as spry as he once was. It is also true he had eaten a non approved Hulkamaniac meal of Taco Bell before the movie. This caused him to release some noxious ass exhaust a mere inch from A Rod’s nose. If you watch some of the videos closely you can see the fart act like smelling salts and revive A Rod who then gets a sexually ecstatic look on his face. That lasts until his clothes are being ripped off and his anus penetrated completely against his will.
I also saw that video although it missed the hulk hulking up beforehand and a crowd of men behind him leering on and making obscene remarks. If you look closely, one of the men appears to be Jason heyward, whilst there were two other mystery men in Cubs and yankees uniforms from the early 2000s, another guy was wearing 80s style headphones!
They sure seemed rowdy, and I have no idea why the best buds and hulk didn’t turn on them too?
I saw video of the incident from another angle. After the Hulkster got off A-Rod after the leg drop, he tagged to Mr. Belding. Belding then took off his shirt and dropped his pants, revealing that he was wearing his silk wrestling underwear, such like the Hulk. However, Belding's wrestling underwear was hot pink. Mr. Belidng had a massive bulge directly underneath his enormous gut! Mr. Belding then sat on A-Rod's chest and started rubbing his bulge up against A-Rod's face. A-Rod appeared to be in homosexual ecstasy during this encounter! Mr. Belding then turned around to rub his stink ass against A-Rod's face - I could see the tag on his wrestling underwear and it read "Zubaz." Mr. Belding then farted in A-Rod's face with such power that this wrestling underwear disintegrated as A-Rod was quickly enveloped with a blast of hot methane emanating from Mr. Belding's anus for the next 7 seconds!
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