After the passing of Dustin Diamond, I have seen statements of sympathy expressed from most of his major co-stars, with the notable absence of Dennis Haskins. It is unclear as to why Mr. Belding hasn't weighed in, seeing as how he co-starred with Diamond on Saved By The Bell, Saved By The Bell: The New Class, and Good Morning Miss Bliss for more than 10 seasons.
Is Dennis Haskins no longer alive or did he have some sort of falling out with Dustin Diamond?
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RIP Screech
Today I saw an amazing promotional commercial for the next episode of “My 600 lb Life”. It starts off with some sad sack fatty who weighs like 800 pounds. They visit the doctor and he tells them to lose 100 pounds in the next month. Then he introduces Mr Beding who is says will be their personal coach. Cut to the persons home and they are trying to eat a slice of pizza. All of a sudden a giant bare ass enters the screen and a huge fart is heard. Seconds later the person vomits from the stench. Cut to another scene and the person hasn’t lost their weight loss goal. All of a sudden Corky pops out of a closet and begins strangling them with a filthy diaper while the doctor and Mr. Belding are relaxing in chairs and beating each other off. I cannot was it to see this new and highly erotic version of the show!
I am a waiter at the Gino's East in Sherman Oaks, CA. Mr. Belding has been eating lunch and dinner here on a daily basis for the past couple months - he loves the Chicago style deep dish pepperoni pizzas. He typically eats two 12-inch deep dish pepperoni pizzas and has three large cups of Mountain Dew to wash it all down during each visit - that is close to 5000 calories per sitting!
He has been very emotional since Dustin Diamond passed away a few days ago and has been crying while eating. Yesterday at lunch he crapped his pants while crying during a brief pause during his meal. He then continued eating his dinner meal and ripped a massive fart which was so rank that it cleared out the room where his table was located. Between the stench from crapping his pants and the huge fart, it smelled like stale assholes in there!
Larry, was lovable ‘tard Corky with him? I can’t imagine Corky couldn’t cheer up the poor Big Bopper! I bet Corky would even give Mr. B a couple pairs of his depends diapers!
Screech and Mr. Belding were such a cute couple. RIP Screech
Mr. Belding is currently locked up in my basement and being frequently force-fed fortune cookies that are filled with fried feces from fresno. He has also been known to eat diarrhea spread on toast with butter and marmalade for breakfast. Mmmmmmm... It's just like a little slice of heaven for that ass-reaming fuckhole.. Me and my roommate also like to "fuck" him in the asshole on daily basis - it's part of his grief-therapy regimen and he seems to be making real progress. I will keep you posted.
He could probably also benefit from having the concept of C.B.T. (Cock, Butt, Tongue) therapy being introduced into his routine as an adjunct to his existing regimen of treatment.. basically it involves a circus clown assfucking a retarded midget and then blowing his cornshoot load all over Mr. B's rosacea-ridden, puffy & pumpkin-like face.. the sooner we can begin the treatments, the more quickly he will recover. This won't be cheap, but it is his last and only hope at this point, so I sincerely suggest that you members of his immediate family whip out your checkbooks and start writin' out some fat ones, because he is in very dire shape right now, and I'm so extremely horny that I'm about ready to unleash a pungent & curdled load of my thick, salty semen up his gaping shit-chute right now, but I'd very much prefer to hire a filipino lady-boy hooker instead for this purpose if I only had the money, so fuckin' send it out now motherfuckers or his ass is mine! (literally..)
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