Queer Posts From Another Forum

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11/08/2020 05:31:55
Deuce, Those stories are so hot! Your uncle was a lucky man. Imagine one minute seeing Gary Coleman chowing on some pizza, the next seeing Kirk Cameron buying some underoos, and moments later seeing Screech be the meat in a buttcheek sandwich!! My only brush with fame happened a few years ago when I was at a highway rest stop while driving across the country. I was in a bathroom stall taking a dump when the guy who played Corky on “Life Goes On” barreled through the door while ripping down his pants and diaper. He behaved like I wasn’t even there when he sat on the toilet pushing me completely off the seat. As I yelled out he let loose the smelliest torrent of diarrhea imaginable while chanting “dookie” over and over again. Then some ‘tard wrangler popped his head in the stall and started clapping. He also pretended not to see me. Corky didn’t even wipe his ass and went to the guy who gave him some gumdrops. It was an odd scene and my one brush with celebrity.
Teabag

11/08/2020 04:31:24
My uncle was a security guard at the Galleria in Sherman Oaks back in 1992. He said that he would occasionally encounter famous actors shopping in the mall. One time he saw Gary Coleman getting pizza at a Sbarro and another time he ran into Kirk Cameron at the May Department Store buying Underoos. One day in mid-June he walked into the men’s room and heard some kind of ruckus. He looked over and saw that AC Slater and Zack Morris from Saved By The Bell were standing while each wearing thong underwear - their asses were pressed against opposing sides of Screech’s face and they were each ripping loud farts on Screech! My uncle looked over and saw several Taco Bell wrappers on the floor, so apparently they had been eating greasy tacos right before he walked in in order to fuel their colons to produce such noxious odors! My uncle said it smelled like rank anuses in there and the stench nearly made him vomit! He also said that Screech was masturbating vigorously during this, so obviously he’s some sort of demented freak who enjoys being on the ass end of heinous farts!
Deuce

10/08/2020 06:50:13
I’m aware of Screech trying out for Lord of the Rings. He saw and open audition for Goblins and assumed the script was pornographic in nature and there was a need for a “rim goblin”. After years of servicing Mr. Belding as his personal rim goblin Screech felt he was ready to branch out. He showed up at the audition in his signature Zubaz pants and tore down the directors pants and began trying to tongue his anus to show him how good he would be as a “rim goblin”. The director did take a dump in his mouth, but Screech didn’t get the role. Even though some felt since he wouldn’t need any makeup there would be cost savings, others felt him far to hideous, even for a goblin.
Crotch

10/08/2020 04:31:48
I used to work with a guy who did some type of marketing or advertising for Saved By The Bell. He told me that in the late 1990s, he needed to get a signature from Mr. Belding, so he went to Belding’s trailer on the NBC lot. The door was slightly ajar so he pushed it open and saw Mr. Belding jerking off into Screech’s mouth! Belding saw this guy walk in, but kept jerking it like a champion. After blowing his load, he turned around and ripped a wet fart in Screech’s face!! Mr. Belding then walked over, without pulling up his pants or washing his hands, and then signed the document. The guy I know said it was disgusting and that Screech and Belding were notorious homosexuals. He also said that Mr. Belding said that Screech was a “greedy hook-nosed rim goblin.”
Bruce

09/08/2020 07:27:26
Boys, I’m glad to have found you. I was at a truck stop last night outside of Orlando and saw that fruitcake Screech guy. It seems he’s parked his Gremlin there, and lives at the truck stop. I heard from some of the other truckers he tries to get them to “pal” up and share their shower with him as he doesn’t have the money to pay for one. He also lurks in the bathroom where he gets his rocks off listening to dudes **** and leer at dudes at the urinals. Sometimes he gets lucky and a trucker buttslamms him. I felt bad for him and ripped a meaty fart in his face causing him to fall to bathroom floor and convulse while jizzing in his pants and ****ting himself. He has gotten a job as an unpaid bathroom attendant at the Kissimmee Medieval Times, but the gal at that truck stop I spoke with said he probably spends more on gas getting back and forth then he makes each night. The guy has hit rock bottom and is working every queer angle he can just to stay alive.
Pig Pen

09/08/2020 07:22:28
I met Screech at wrestling camp back in 1991. We were both 14 years old Screech was so scrawny and has such a big Jewish afro at the time. His dad signed him up to try to get him to build some muscle and toughen him up. During the wrestling camp, some of the bigger kids would bully him for being such a pussy and a giant faggot on SBTB. But Screech apparently enjoys the attention, even if it is ridicule- he has some type of humiliation fetish. Halfway through the camp, I walked into the showers and caught him licking the sweaty asshole of Mr. Smith, the 55-yr-old wrestling coach! Screech was being pounded in the ass by one of the bigger kids at the camp. So I can tell you that Screech has been a homosexual for at least 30 years’
JB

08/08/2020 10:08:14
Screech must work non-stop at numerous restrooms as an unpaid bathroom attendant!I remember running into him back in 2017 when I used a men's room at a Giordano's in Chicago. My old college roommate and I had split a large deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizza and had four or five refills of Mountain Dew while eating. Our waiter got upset when we had a belching contest after consuming all of that soda - he also didn't think it was as funny as I did when he asked if I needed anything and then I responded by belching in his face! Anyhow, at one point I got up to go to the bathroom and once inside the bathroom I unleashed a smelly fart which stunk up the men's room within seconds. At this point I heard a bathroom stall open and Screech walked out while wearing pink Zubaz pants! He said "Zoinks!" and thanked me for freshening the air in the bathroom. He then asked whether I peed as well as I farted. I thought that was a really creepy thing to ask, so I rolled my eyes and walked up to a urinal and started peeing. Screech snuck up behind me and leaned over me shoulder to look at my cock as I peed. I pushed him off and called him a "stupid faggot," and he thanked me "for the compliment." Then I farted and he got this excited look on his face and yanked down my pants and said he wanted to give me a "Slater." I said I wasn't gay, but he wouldn't listen. At this point my old roommate walked into the men's room and asked what was going on. It was strange as my buddy and I bedded quite a few women back in our college days, but right now Screech was trying to pull the balls out of my pants! Anyhow, one thing led to another and then my buddy and I were spit-roasting Screech. Neither my old roommate nor I are gay, but as a heterosexual man, I have to say that Screech really took care of our penis and ass needs like a champion! No wonder Mr. Belding had Screech drop out of college to become his unpaid bathroom attendant on SBTB: The New Class.
Tank

08/08/2020 00:51:37
I saw that Screech guy in the bathroom at Medieval Times. He leered at me taking a ****, and then when I ripped a loud fart he got extremely excited and began clapping loudly and yelling “well done”. There were quite a few people in the bathroom at the time and he leered at everyone he could and talked to people taking dumps through the stall doors. People in the stalls seemed extremely annoyed and a few yelled “go away faggot” to which that Screech guy would yell “Zoinks” and one time “double Zoinks”. He had some little cologne bottles out and breath mints in the shape of tiny penises. I didn’t see anyone partake in of that. He also had a queer looking top hat sitting there for tips and I saw a fat guy **** in it. It was the strangest part of my Medieval Times visit. I have no idea why they are allowing him to lurk in the bathroom annoying their customers.
Stanley

07/08/2020 20:53:10
I recently visited that Medieval Times and saw that Screech guy manning the bathroom. He was pretending to be some Medieval jester or something and was cheering on every fart, diarrhea spray, while leering lustfully at guys taking a **** at the urinal. He even had a few stupid songs he sang when someone would rip a really loud fart that were very homoerotic in nature. I’ve been to a few other Medieval Times and none of them had any kind of bathroom attendant. I don’t know why this one does, or why “Screech” would want that job. He’s a real weird guy.
Barf

07/08/2020 06:11:39
I was driving to Las Vegas a couple years ago when I stopped at a restaurant stop near Reno, NV to take a leak. When I walked into the men’s room, I encountered a weirdo who was a white guy with an enormous poofy afro. I did a double-take and realized it was the guy who played Screech and his Jew-fro was massive and out of control! I had been driving with 10 hours straight and the only food I had eaten was a Meat Lover’s pizza stacked with extra pepperoni I had gotten from a Pizza Hut the night before. When I got up to the urinal, Screech asked how was my drive was and I said it was fine. Then I started peeing and Screech said that I was was taking one hell of a pee and that I was a lucky man as he gazes listfully at me with a deranged look on his face. All of a sudden, I felt a huge buildup of gas in my colon and I unleashed a powerful fart which smelled heinous and actually the mirrors! Screech then dropped to his knees and started sniffing my ass! His hook nose is so big that I felt it pressing against my anus!! Screech then begged me for another fart as he said that he was experiencing exquisite pleasure. I then ripped a wet fart right in his face to get him to shut up, which caused him to double over and land in a puddle of urine, at which point he jizzed himself! I then zipped up, washes my hand, and got back in my car. I don’t know how Mr Belding put up with that weirdo for so many years!!!
Diesel

07/08/2020 03:11:29
I towed that hook nosed douche’s Gremlin from that Taco Bell Drive Thru yesterday. I was even nice enough to pull their car up to the window so his heifer could get her order of 30 tacos and an order of cinnamon twists. It was funny as when we got the car to the mechanics shop he was begging her for a taco, but she said he was a loser and could suck her fart. She then ripped the nastiest fart I’ve ever smelled. It almost made me puke. Today when I went to cash his check for the tow the check bounced. His checks had little dicks on them. That guy is a total fruit. When she farted on him he began mumbling about how he couldn’t wait to get back to the Medieval Times bathroom where he’s treated like a king. I didn’t know what he was talking about until I found this board. I’ll have to pay him a visit to get the money that goblin owes me!
Toxic Tom

07/08/2020 02:15:40
Larry, I saw him last night again. I was in the Taco Bell drive thru and a car had broken down. People were going around the car. When I got behind it I could see it was an old 1970’s Gremlin, and when I pulled around I glanced over and saw it was Screech behind the wheel. He was with a very obese woman who was wearing a Medieval Times outfit. She seemed really annoyed at the breakdown and was screaming at him about how hungry she was and what a loser he was for driving such a piece of crap. It was pretty funny.
Peter

05/08/2020 22:46:39
It is astonishing how Screech went from making millions as a child actor to working for tips as an unpaid bathroom attendant as an adult. It must be a bit unsettling to be peeing at a urinal and look over to catch Screech from Saved By The Bell hungrily staring at your cock! And why does he enjoy smelly farts so much???
Larry

05/08/2020 03:31:12
I forgot to mention I asked Screech why he had chosen to be a bathroom attendant at Medieval Times and he claimed he was preparing for a role in a major Hollywood movie. I have no idea what movie would require someone to hang out in a bathroom leering at dudes, but that’s what he said.
Peter

05/08/2020 03:28:26
I saw Corky with A Rod at Medieval Times. Corky was super excited to see the Knights and the horses. Corky was wearing a paper crown and was making A Rod call him “King Corky”. At one point I went to the bathroom and found that guy who played Screech on “Saved by the Bell” was the bathroom attendant. He leered at me taking a ****, and when I ripped ass he came close and breathed it in before saying “that was a good one”. When I got back to my seat I Corky was giving A Rod anal action while cheering fans all around jerked off and chanted his name. It was a really surreal experience.
Peter

04/08/2020 07:37:22
Corky cut open a big bag of M&Ms the other day and accidentally held the bag upside down, resulting in all of the M&Ms falling on the kitchen floor. Corky forgot to clean up this mess as Sesame Street was about to start and Corky ran to the tv in the family room. When A-Rod walked into the kitchen after returning from grocery shopping, he didn’t see the mess on the floor and slipped on M&Ms and took a terrible tumble, breaking his leg! So A-Rod is now in a cast and has trouble moving. Corky is mad at A-Rod for yelling at him after he fell and has been getting some payback! Corky has been gorging on deep dish pepperoni pizzas which give him horrific gas! Corky brought a leaf blower in from the garage and has been using it to blow his heinous farts into A-Rod’s face from across the room while he watches cartoons! Corky sure taught A-Rod a valuable lesson!!!
Gary Ballbag

04/08/2020 04:57:53
I saw Tom Brady today and he was hanging out with Corky. Tom and Corky seemed to be getting along really well and there was definitely some flirting. Tom complimented Corky on his physique and Corky went dookie in his diaper. A Rod better watch out!
Tox

31/07/2020 10:24:19
i am a gay man and have aids. i want to take a dump on the ground and then roll Dustin Diamond in my feces. i shall also smear feces from the diapers of several children and people with Downs Syndrome and will smear it on Diamond’s chest. Then I will pee my name on the fecal canvas on the double dog’s chest. Then I will go diarrhea in his face before jerking off into his Jew-fro!!!!!
Neil

30/07/2020 17:32:45
I want to tongue Anthony Rizzo’s anus while dressed up an elf
Steve Bartman

29/07/2020 16:44:32
I want to meet up for drinks with Screech. I’ll pretend that I’m a tv producer and I want to hire him for a role as a James Bond type of super agent. Then, when the time is right, I will pretend to give him a contract to sign and as he’s reading it, I will cold-cock him in the head. Then I will **** on his face and then fart into his mouth. Corky from Life Goes On will suddenly emerge as my enforcer and will start slapping Screech around! Then Corky will get so excited that he overflows his diaper before strangling Screech and then ....UUGGGGHHH ... I just blew my load fantasizing about this!
Neil

28/07/2020 11:19:27
Life Goes On was such a funny sitcom! Corky was so lovable and always got a few chuckles each episode when he would go doodoo in the wrong place. That time he did it in the kitchen sink and his dad found it was so hilarious as his dad tried spanking him before Corky quickly overpowered him and strangled him with one of his dirty diapers!
Steve Anus

28/07/2020 08:35:56
I just saw the episode of Life Goes On where Corky learns about Albert Einstein in school. Corky really liked Einstein’s hair and tried to make his look like Einstein’s. When Corky’s Dad asked him what he was doing he started telling his father how he had learned about “Albert Frankenstein” at school. His father laughed and said, I think you mean “Albert Einstein”. Corky grew angry at this and yelled that he was the new Albert Frankenstein and to prove it began yelling random numbers and letters. When his father told him it was just jibberish Corky attacked him and began anally violating him while continuing to yell out random “formulas”. His mother lured Corky off his father with some pop tarts and a promise to listen to all his amazing ‘tard formulas. His Dad, his ass bleeding, crawled up the stairs. Life with Corky was so exciting! I always wondered if there were any nuggets of gold in Corky’s formulas!
Rob Wiggle

28/07/2020 07:27:23
My lover and I had some hot, sweaty sex last night. We enjoy dressing up as medieval characters. I dressed as a king and my lover dressed as a troll who lives under a bridge. We had eaten a romantic dinner at Taco Bell before getting it on. We enjoy tough sex and I had grabbed him by his Jew-fro and shoved his head into the sheets, which he loved. Unfortunately, the greasy Taco Bell was starting to make my bowels fill with gas and I accidentally ripped a fart right in my lover’s face. It smelled like rotting eggs - it was so nasty! But my lover enjoys being humiliated and started moaning in ecstasy as his he jizzed into his Zubaz branded g-string!! I then told him he was a dirty little troll before farting in his face again!!!
Steve

27/07/2020 01:51:47
I just saw the episode of Saved By The Bell where Screech asked Mr Belding if he could arrange a Lord if the Rings student fan group at Bayside High School. Mr. Belding replied that a Lord of the Rings student group was not allowed and that Screech was a giant fa-got for even asking! Mr. Belding then grabbed Screech by the Jew-fro and slammed his face into his desk. Mr. Belding then pressed his ass up against Screech’s face and ripped a heinous fart! Screech coughed and Mr. Belding took offense and then viciously butt-raped him!!!
Kurt Steinberg

25/07/2020 10:40:47
I just saw the episode of Life Goes On where Corky learned about Lord of the Rings in school. That night he told his parents he was from Middle Earth and danced around. His father began beating him to try and control him, but this further energized the Corkster. He tackled his Dad and whipped out his massive ‘tard dong. He then gave his Dad some rough anal sex while claiming he was now a middle earth “ass goblin”. It’s one of my favorite episodes and I’m pretty sure Corky’s Dad never beat Corky again!
ROCCO

25/07/2020 06:07:26
I was sitting bare-ass naked on my couch rubbing one out while watching Screech on the Miss Bayside episode of Saved By The Bell. Watching Mr. Belding place the crown on Screech’s Jew-fro really turns me on as I fantasize that Mr. Belding will have some hot unprotected anal sex in the Teachers Lounge with Screech immediately after that event! Anyhow, after blowing a huge load and then washing up, I came back to my couch and discovered that it now smells like rank anuses!! Has anyone else ever had this happen to them?
Kurt Steinberg

24/07/2020 23:18:34
Today I saw Corky and A Rod. Corky took a massive **** in A Rods mouth while riding a motorcycle.
Rocco

Queer Posts From the "How to be Punk" Forum - Part 5

I found even more spank-worthy posts from the "How to be Punk"forum:

Todd said Jul 1, 2020 @ 6:34 am
When I was in high school one of my classmates was a little too chummy with the principal. They would hang out on the weekend eating pizza and watching movies. My classmate was really weird and annoying. I think he touched the principal’s peepee and made out. Years later they now work together.
    
Marina Oswald said Jun 29, 2020 @ 3:14 am
My former husband, Lee Harvey Oswald, did not kill JFK. I have proof and will be releasing it in this esteemed board. I will tell you right now Lee was having hot man action during the shooting and was huffing the farts of a co-worker. The only “shots” that came from the sixth floor were extremely loud farts.
    
Coomer said Jun 28, 2020 @ 4:14 am
In America, some people want small mommy gf with small milky. But, we need to make sure that the tent is big enough for biggy milky and penis. My god, I need this so bad.
    
amy said Jun 27, 2020 @ 10:22 pm
uhh what's up
    
Dumpster Dan said Jun 25, 2020 @ 7:28 am
Today at work I shit my pants. Some deranged weirdo came over to me and began sniffing my ass like a dog. I could also see he was sporting an erection! What the fuck?
    
Kurt said Jun 22, 2020 @ 9:07 am
Rok Hard, the best nude leapfrog technique is to rip ass in the face of the guy you are leapfrogging when your ass is mere inches from that guy's nose. It does not matter whether the leapfrogged man belches into the anus of the man who leapfrogged him, although it could spice things up! Last week, I saw a big white guy in his late-20's who was wearing a Chicago Cubs game jersey with no pants. He leapfrogged over a pudgy, dorky-looking guy who was was wearing huge late-1980s era headphones and a Cubs hat - the big guy timed a fart perfectly so that his bare ass was maybe two inches from the other guy's nose during a nude leapfrog jump!
    
Studz McKenzie said Jun 22, 2020 @ 2:20 am
That is one insanely erotic idea! Can you imagine rubbing assholes and both people fart at the same time? If lesbians have scissoring we can have asshole rubbing! So many hot options. I might do this tonight and try a Monroe transfer!
    
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 21, 2020 @ 7:29 pm
Hi fellow queers. Do any of you guys remember the show To Catch a Predator? The show has a lot of degenerate homosexuals looking to hook up with teens (instead of just wanting to parade around in public performing sexual acts in front of them like any normal gay) and some of the chats have some crazy ideas we could steal for example. The Degenerate Rabbi David Kaye has this to say to the decoy
“ REDBD [05:07 PM]: i like sucking and being sucked
REDBD [05:08 PM]: i like ot kiss
MadC Rad1992 [05:08 PM]: i wanna try that
REDBD [05:08 PM]: and rub assholes”

I propose we all start to rub assholes to replace shaking hands. I believe that it would be hot as hell and maybe we can pass some wicked new stds via asshole to asshole contact!
    
Rok Hard said Jun 19, 2020 @ 11:23 pm
Hello fellow ass aficionados! I have a question regarding proper leapfrog etiquette. I for one say that proper decorum is for someone to leapfrog another, receive an anus belch, then blast ass in that persons face. Others argue with me and say one should leapfrog, tip ass, then receive an anus belch. In some parts of the queer community this question is creating mass division and I’ve even seen a few demented queers wearing tshirts depicting what they believe to be proper technique. Please chime in and offer your thoughts on this incredibly important and pressing matter!
    
Kurt said Jun 18, 2020 @ 10:57 am
Hey gang, I was at a Corona-turd Jai Alai competition last night which had a new set of rules. Instead of firing their Coronavirus turds at a wall with their jock straps, there was instead a guy in a field who stood about 75 feet away and the players tried to hit him with their feces! The guy in the field had a poofy white man's afro and was wearing pink Zubaz pants. Apparently the man in the field is known as a "catcher." One of the competitors was very skilled and managed to hit the catcher right in the face with his feces, which was awesome! The next guy managed to nail the catcher right in the junk with a meaty turd, which made me laugh!!
    
Pepperoni Pete said Jun 18, 2020 @ 8:10 am
I’m so glad our heinous pepperoni coronafart campaign seems to have lit up the numbers in states like Texas and Arizona! We queers are really doing a solid job helping spread COVID-19 like wildfire! I haven’t had this much fun since AIDS came out!
    
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 17, 2020 @ 6:52 pm
A lot of seriously hot ideas regarding independent queer states across America and soon the world. The glass walls in the casino has got me thinking. We should be able to force all the heterosexuals and especially their children to watch our deranged queer antics I propose that all walls in any Anus Zone be made from glass.
    
Toxic Tom said Jun 17, 2020 @ 2:47 am
Thanks for that hot tip Kurt! Today I went down to city hall here in San Fran. I demanded the city hand over Alcatraz Island for Anus Land. The people there laughed at me and told me that LGBT rights were “so 1995” and that they didn’t care about my demands. They claimed that they are saving Alcatraz island for BLM and Antifa who are the new darlings of the San Fran mayors office! I was infuriated! I had dreamed of us finally having land of our own where we could frolick nude, wear our pee strained jock straps, huff each others farts, and engage in levels of debauchery not yet even dreamed of! Much of our hot action could be watched by hetero’s and their families through the giant glass windows in our casino. Instead it seems our dreams have been crushed. We are no longer the oppressed in the minds of the world. Instead the oppressed are peaceful looters who burn down buildings and assassinate police officers. This shall not stand!
    
Kurt said Jun 16, 2020 @ 8:25 pm
Just to let everyone know, there was a punk cover band playing during a nude leapfrog competition last night in the Anus Zone area of Portland. In case you wonder who won this competitive endeavor, I have to say that everyone was a winner! I was standing 25 feet away and I certainly smelled it when a big fat guy ripped a wet fart in random stranger's face right after leapfrogging him. There was also some type of Jai Alai slingshot competition I had never seen before - three guys lined up about 50 feet away from a white wall. They were each completely nude except for a jock strap which was worn with the pouch portion covering their ass cracks instead of their balls. Then they each took a big dump into the jock strap pouch and then used the jock strap as a Jai Alai scoop to fire their turds at the white wall! One guy managed to hit 25 feet up on the wall with a particularly meaty turd!!!
    
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 16, 2020 @ 10:08 am
Andrew, don’t be a homophobe this is a safe space for homosexuals to discuss opening our own autonomous zone to get away from homophobes and peaceful rioters. Before the homo colonisation of this guestbook it was a complete drag with the most unerotic content I’ve ever read. It is now a veritable gay bar of tales of degeneracy. I hope one day you get to witness me twirling dildos while getting pleasure from a fat dude dressed as Me Belding in front of you happy family forcing your young children to watch while you’re forced to clap and state how brave I am.

If you can’t contribute with ideas I will have to give you corona with a massive smelly fart.
   
andrew said Jun 16, 2020 @ 4:59 am
jesus christ you have a lot of time on your hands.
    
Toxic Tom said Jun 16, 2020 @ 3:03 am
I’m still loving the Alcatraz idea, mixed with the idea of having gambling as well. We could easily take over that island and name it Anus Land. Queers only! But to support our degenerate lifestyles we need piles of cash. We could do that by opening a casino in part of the old prison. Since a ferry service that already transports 1.4 million people per year to the island we would have no problem getting people on and off the island. We of course would demand that the cost of ferry transportation and upkeep be paid for by San Francisco. We would also make them pay for our casino to be built. We would then take all the profits and spend them on essentials like tons of gay porn, anal lube, and poppers. The straights allowed in the casino would not be allowed on the rest of Anus Land. That would be for queers only! We would have our own little queer police force that would dole out harsh lessons to anyone breaking the rules! I’m going to keep working on this idea.
    
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 15, 2020 @ 4:37 pm
Today I tried to plant the rainbow flag in a local park to officially found our Gay autonomous zone but within seconds of planting the flag instead of a rush of queers running into the park to naked leap frog and swap aids strains a large peaceful black rapper with dreadlocks and his “cru” peacefully pulled a gun on me and renamed the zone to Fuck Whitey zone. They have now kicked me out of the zone for being a “cracker faggot”. I thought these BLM people were tolerant and peaceful. Seems there is no place in America now for a group of gay men to come together, wear piss stained jockstraps on our faces and get up to all kinds of deranged homo shinanigans in public preferably in front of children!
    
Kurt said Jun 15, 2020 @ 4:31 am
The gay community absolutely deserves its own reservation land! I would love to live in Anusville, the capital city in Anus Land!!! The gay community has given so much to America, such as art, fashion, and AIDS - we need our own land where we can frolick and prance around with playing nude leapfrog in full view of families with young children. We will also have casinos to make money like they do on Indian lands. The casinos will be all nude and the bathrooms will be a hot scene where anything goes!!!! There’s also nothing more exciting than playing nude leapfrog and ripping ass in a random dude’s face while a nice wholesome family is having a picnic 20 feet away.
    
Toxic Tom said Jun 15, 2020 @ 2:54 am
JewveBeenFramed,
That is one highly erotic idea. I feel we should start with Alcatraz, just like the Indians did in the 70’s when they occupied and named it “Indian Land” we could take it over for “Anus Land”. I can only imagine the fun we could have with the old prison, and it’s shower room. Very campy old time queer jailhouse fun! We could easily fend off attacks by manning the coastline and blasting any haters with our ass cannons. If BLM and Antifa get their own spot we queers should also get one! Hopefully after taking the island we could quickly install a steam room and some jacuzzis for some heavy scat play!
 
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 14, 2020 @ 10:04 pm
Fellow fart huffing queers. It’s time we made a stand I propose that like the peaceful BLM & Antifa rioters we should start our own autonomous region of San Francisco. In the past we have been able to parade around the streets urinating our aids piss in each other’s mouths and buttslaming each other in front of children but now the new media darlings BLM have stopped us from having our usual homoantics. This new region will be called the Anus zone and heterosexuality will be outlawed and all those who enter must wear a face jockstrap, perform a naked leapfrog and immediately suck a corona fart out of the asshole of the nearest obese homo.

Timmy said Jun 13, 2020 @ 8:34 pm
Intolerance is back! Last night my friends and I all headed to the drive in. We assumed it would be much like playing in the park during lockdown. We got there and began playing nude leapfrog in the grassy area in front of the screen. (The movie hadn’t started yet so we were bothering no one). There were about 20 of us playing and I thought everyone there would totally enjoy seeing 20 nude men leapfrogging each other and ripping loud farts. I was wrong. All it took was me leapfrogging someone and ripping a giant wet fart in their mouth while yelling “eat that coronafart faggot”! After I did this I could hear some intolerant lady squealing about “he has coronavirus” and all kinda of other hateful comments about our loving game of nude leapfrog. We kept playing but within 10 minutes the goon squad showed up. The police totally shut everything down, stripping us of our rights to play nude leapfrog, fart in each other’s faces, and have hot man love in front of families waiting to watch a movie. The police even tazed my friend Pepe! They did so because he released a loving diarrhea spray at them! How intolerant! We weren’t even allowed to watch the movie and were forced to leave without a refund. I’m so sad all the progress we made in recent months seems to have evaporated!

Ken said Jun 12, 2020 @ 7:05 pm
Apparently Antifa and BLM were planning on taking over a portion of downtown Nashville to establish an autonomous zone like they did with the apparent approval of weak beta cucks. But the governor of TN said this and violence would not be tolerated! Can you believe this bs? The red states are totally backward. Thank goodness that the governors of the blue states know the score and are tolerant enough to allow state government buildings to be occupied and understand that looting and rioting is a beautiful thing which should be encouraged. I’m so angry at this intolerance that I’m going to strangle my gay lover with a soiled men’s thong before ripping ass in his face and using his lips as a toilet seat!

Seattle Sam said Jun 12, 2020 @ 6:55 am
Thanks Todd. I hope to see you at Steamworks tonight. I’ll save a few floaters for you.

Todd said Jun 12, 2020 @ 6:27 am
Seattle Sam, you must have had an awful experience! I don’t understand these Antifa people - I thought they were for equality! So it is ok for a mentally ill man to dress up like a woman and refer to himself as a “trans woman,” but it isn’t acceptable for gay men to engage in a few rounds of nude leapfrog while ripping ass in each other’s faces? Do they need see the hypocrisy???

Seattle Sam said Jun 12, 2020 @ 2:17 am
Fellow queers. Today I went down to the six block area of Seattle that has been taken over by Antifa and BLM. I heard it was totally free and it’s own country. I felt myself and my queer friends would be allowed to do whatever we wanted under this super tolerant environment. First off we were met by some white skinny guy with and AR 15 who hassled us about getting in. Once in we began skipping around and that quickly evolved into some nude leapfrog, and a tiny bit of scat play. All of sudden I heard “Ewww” and some hippie chick was pointing at us. Soon a bunch of BLM members started threatening us with guns and violence. We got out of there quickly. That free country six blocks is definitely not free and I advise all gay men to stay clear of it. Instead please meet up with us at Steamworks bath Seattle on Summit Ave. I will be in the spa surrounded by tons of dudes floaters!

Fart Goblin said Jun 11, 2020 @ 7:04 am
Tox, how do I get aliens to visit me and fart in my face?

Bobby said Jun 10, 2020 @ 6:20 am
Kurt, thank you for that descriptive tale of your homoerotic bathroom adventure. I lost two loads while reading it!

Queer Posts From the "How to be Punk" Forum - Part 4

I found even more spank-worthy posts from the "How to be Punk" forum:

Kurt said Jun 9, 2020 @ 11:13 pm
I was driving from Charlotte, NC to my home in Florida a couple days ago when I stopped at a restaurant stop just outside of Atlanta to use the men’s room. When I walked inside the men’s room, I was shocked at how filthy it was in there - there were dookie stains on the urinals and sinks for some reason! I’ve seen them on toilet seats before, but never on a sink or urinal. There was some kind of rave inside that men’s room, which was a strange sight. There was a DJ who was playing a mashups of various dance songs and sound clips of loud farts. There was also a movie projector playing some type of gay porn movie on the wall! I saw a guy who looked a lot like Corky from Life Goes On who was strangling a poofy-haired guy with his diaper which was full of urine and doodoo! There was also three levels of stadium seating a few feet in front of the urinals where several random dudes were sitting down while pleasuring themselves during this homosexual event! There was a cotton candy machine located about three feet from a stall where some dude was taking a loud and smelly dump! After I heard him rip ass, a truck driver knocked on that stall door and asked if he could the toilet seat as he needed to go #2 himself. Then the guy on the toilet opened the door and let the truck driver in. I’m not sure exactly what happened, but I heard some moaning and loud farts emanating from that stall!! I was a bit freaked out by the rank odor as well as the Coronavirus farts which filled the air. There was also semen flying all over the place from the guys pleasuring themselves. Eww! So I walked outside and peed on the wall next to a vending machine and then got out of there with my anus intact! It was a surreal experience. But as I was leaving, I saw Antifa throwing bricks at the rest area buildings and members of the black community were stealing hubcaps from all of the cars parked out front in honor of George Floyd. Weird!!

Tox said Jun 9, 2020 @ 7:11 pm
The aliens finally returned tonight. When I saw their spaceship land I saw that it looked a little burned up, and had a lot of graffiti on it. When my alien friends came into my bedroom to probe me and rip farts in my face I asked them what happened? They told me they landed in Detroit last week and were attacked by both Antifa and BLM. Antifa set their spaceship on fire and BLM sprayed graffiti all over it. BLM set the spaceship on fire and stole random pieces of it. The aliens had to wait until another spaceship could come and make repairs after the looters and arsonists had left. I felt really bad for these poor aliens who had flown billions of miles to get here only to be attacked by leftist goons and black thugs! Thankfully I felt better after they pressed their grey asses to my face and ripped heinous alien farts In my face!

Riggs said Jun 9, 2020 @ 9:11 am
Tonight I was at a truck stop. I had a prime seat in the restrooms and was enjoying a real show. Tons of guys were taking dumps, ripping loud farts, and spraying diarrhea. I was also in a prime position to scope dudes pissing at the urinals. Talk about paradise! I ordered up a nice pizza and was really settling in when all hell broke loose. Some Antifa clowns were protesting outside and had set the building on fire. They had also sprayed communist logos all over the building. By the time I got outside I could see they were throwing bricks at the firefighters and police. They did this while other protestors looted the convenience store attached to the truck stop. I got the hell out of there and thankfully was able to get back to my big rig safely. I had to fire up my rig and get out of there before Antifa could set fire to my truck. I’m so upset my erotic rest room visit was cut short by those assholes. It wasn’t confirmed but there were rumors Anthony Rizzo and his lover Steve Bartman were going to make an appearance!

Jack LaLane said Jun 9, 2020 @ 3:42 am
I need to be out buttslamming and celebrating gay month with my fellow queers. Nude leapfrog, poppers, coronafarts, anal fireballs, bug juice, diarrhea sprays, and on and on. We should be in parks, restrooms, truck stops, rest areas, and of course every single dumpster across this land! Instead we are being victimized by looting and rioting goons. Our right to take dumps in each other’s mouths in public parks has been hindered! My lover Fidel and I have been forced to hole up in my apartment, while watching Saved by the Bell and Mr. Belvedere and jerking each other off. Thankfully today there was an erotic Mr. Belvedere where Mr. Belvedere took Wesley to a gay club so he could search out man love in a dumpster behind the club. Hilarity ensued when obese Mr. Belvedere sat on his own testicles and then rolled around on the floor in pain. Fidel and I laughed hysterically at this. Of course George Owens was mad Mr. Belvedere took a 12 year old to a gay club, but that just showed the hatred towards gays that existed in the 80’s. Until these riots we had moved to where I could drop a deuce in Fidel’s mouth in a local park, while surrounded by other gay men playing nude leapfrog! We need to take back our rights!

JewveBeenFramed said Jun 8, 2020 @ 7:39 pm
It’s supposed to be gay pride month and instead of being out in public twirling dildos and sucking off another man in front of children I have to be sidelined by Black Lives Matter so they can loot in honour of a dead multiple felon gentle giant. How much longer do we have to hide in our bathhouses? I yearn to be in the streets and swapping corona strains with as many buff guys as possible maybe we can even get Mitt Romney down and he can felch some corona farts out of some obese homos assholes to shoe solidarity with the queer community.

Phillip said Jun 8, 2020 @ 4:36 pm
It was a gay paradise a couple weeks ago where we could play nude leapfrog, suck each other off, buttslam each other, and tongue each other’s anuses in public parks and other areas in full view of regular people with no repercussions. However, with Antifa and so many members of the black community looting and burning everything to the ground, it has become far more dangerous for us. Instead of simply facing the risk of dying from Coronavirus or AIDS, now we have to worry about bricks and bullets whizzing past our heads as we prance around naked except for pee-stained jock straps covering our faces. Now they want to defund the police? We need to band together to force the police to protect our lifestyle!!

Mr. Donkey-Balls said Jun 8, 2020 @ 2:16 pm
Sometimes, when I'm sitting on the can taking a shit, my balls hang so low that they dip into the toilet water and get diarrhea on them & it really bums me out- Has anybody else in here also ever experienced this phenomenon & also, would anyone be willing to lick them clean 4 me?

Turd said Jun 8, 2020 @ 11:34 am
Mitt Romney is a disgrace. I wouldn’t even fart in his mouth if it would bring back Liberace!

Barf said Jun 8, 2020 @ 2:12 am
I enjoyed finally cleaning up the parks last week by joining the rioters and tossing a few Molotov cocktails at deranged weirdos playing nude leapfrog and having hardcore sex with each other. I hit one of them right in the ass, and the guy buttslamming him didn’t even stop! He seemed to enjoy it even more! He then asked the guy on fire to rip a coronafart and when he did it created a fireball that hit the guy right in the face, catching his hair on fire. The guy fell to the ground and wiggled around jizzing his pants. The fart fireball somehow extinguished the guys asshole fire as well! The rest of the deviants started cheering and yelling about fireball coronafarts and ran off to get matches and flammable liquids and sprays. It was horrible. Not even fire can stop the queer insanity.

Mitt Romney said Jun 8, 2020 @ 2:08 am
Hey gang, I was out protesting in Washington DC with Antifa and other social justice warriors. They were great guys. After marching for awhile, we ducked into a McDonald's and got it on in the men's room! There were about 15 guys in there ripping ass at the same time in close quarters. Although several of us were wearing pee-stained jock straps on our faces as masks, those types of masks are just for show, so there's a good chance we all have the Coronavirus now! Good times!!!

Zack said Jun 7, 2020 @ 5:57 pm
I am a long haul trucker and was transporting consumer goods in my Kenworth truck yesterday when I stopped at a highway rest stop in Reno, NV to go #2. When I opened the door in a stall, I discovered that someone had pissed all over the seat, so I entered a different stall. After I sat down, I unleashed a heinous-smelling fart and then expelled an enormous dookie which splashed down into the toilet water. Suddenly I heard someone clapping while explaining "Well played, good man!!!" That weirdo then started shaking my stall door to get into my stall! I told that weirdo to leave me alone and that he should go bother someone else. The next thing I knew he had pried the door open and I saw him gazing at me - it looked like he was in a hypnotic trance. It was a white guy with a huge poofy curly fro and he was wearing pink Zubaz pants like football players used to wear 30 years ago. He knocked me off the toilet and then started sniffing my ass like dogs sniff each other's asses! Then he started jerking me off. I'm not gay, but he made me climax within seconds. He said he was a Coronavirus big chaser! Weird!!

JewveBeenFramed said Jun 7, 2020 @ 2:18 pm
Another day another strain of corona gained by fart swapping at my local bathhouse. It’s been wild here in San Francisco all the bug chases have become full blown corona catching maniacs some deranged queers here have actually passed out from huffing so many corona farts. I was concerned that the peaceful looting riots would affect my quest to get super corona but thankfully former president bathhouse Barry has personally been here to warn the rioters not to interfere with the queer communities turn eating and Corona fart huffing!

CoronaFARTz said Jun 7, 2020 @ 12:02 pm
Bingo, your story is horrifying! I wish you luck with growing back your pubes.

Bingo said Jun 7, 2020 @ 5:08 am
Guys I totally agree. The coronavirus had made parks and other areas extremely gay friendly. My lover Raul and I loved heading to playgrounds and parks to engage in enormous games of nude leapfrog with dozens of other gay men. Then these silly riots began with insane Antifa jackasses running around yelling about communism and throwing bricks and setting fires. Poor Raul had his pubic hair set ablaze by one of those monsters! They aren’t tolerant and accepting in any way. They just want mayhem and anarchy and to shut down the progress the gay community finally made. Thankfully Raul’s butthole wasn’t singed by the pubic fire and he can still blast out numerous corona farts each day.

Lance said Jun 7, 2020 @ 2:01 am
Jewvebeenframed, the parks were a fantastic place at which to meet liked-minded queers for games of nude leapfrog and spray farts up until about a week ago when the riots started. It is pretty difficult to get your salad tossed in a public park when hundreds of Antifa and black guys are throwing bricks through every store window while lighting nearby cars on fire and shooting at the police!

Neil said Jun 6, 2020 @ 11:52 pm
Looted Butthole, I am shocked at your story! You have been completely violated. Most of us understand that rioters have been looting shoe stores, burning entire strip malls to the ground, and shoot policement to honor the memory of George Floyd. However, how in the hell does stealing a turd out of your butthole honor that gentle giant? Was it a Coronavirus turd?

Beta cuck said Jun 6, 2020 @ 4:59 pm
I was out protesting in St. Louis a few days ago when I met a nice homosexual man - we snuck into a men’s room at a gas station to suck each other off and tongue each other’s anuses. Meanwhile, members of the black community looted a Foot Locker across the street and stole as many pairs of shoes as they could carry to honor the memory of George Floyd before they burned the store to the ground.

Looted butthole said Jun 6, 2020 @ 4:30 pm
Big warning to anyone reading in was in a west philly McDonalds drive thru when I was attacked by a group of peaceful protestors who held me down and pulled a turd out of my ass. This whole thing has gotten out of control. A mans turds aren’t safe from deranged gay people protesting a dead felon!

CoronaFARTz said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:10 pm
Hate mail at the top of page 6 OMG LOL

CoronaFARTz said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:07 pm
right now!

Ooooh! said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:07 pm
someone else is posting!

NoSeriously said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:07 pm
No, seriously, I am.

BLM queer said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:07 pm
I’m out here protesting police brutality it’s unbelievable the police won’t even give me a reach around!

CoronaFARTz said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:07 pm
Im a vegan

JewveBeenFramed said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:03 pm
Have any other queers here found their sex life has taken off since corona lockdown? Every park has been empty of normal people allowing us to have aids orgies the likes you have never seen. If any of you queers want to know some up coming meeting places, please leave a message.

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Tanisha said Jun 6, 2020 @ 7:52 am
omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

Scud said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:16 am
Mr. Belding. You are my hero. I loved when I went to Bayside High and you would teach that goblin Screech life lessons by raping and beating him on a regular basis. Too bad he learned nothing. I was shocked when you let him be your unpaid assistant, then demoted him further to unpaid bathroom assistant. He was and still is a total loser.

andrew said Jun 5, 2020 @ 9:58 pm
You know, Andrew, if you wanted you could block use of the nickname “Andrew” or “andrew” and only unblock them when you wanted to comment.

Mr. Belding said Jun 5, 2020 @ 4:27 pm
Screech Powers was an annoying dork with a poofy Jew-fro who was a student at my high school in the early 90s and then dropped out of college to become my unpaid assistant. His only utility is to service my penis and ass needs.

Brian said Jun 5, 2020 @ 2:21 am
Mr. Beldings, who is screech power
Mr. Belding said Jun 5, 2020 @ 2:08 am

Has anyone seen Screech Powers? Coronavirus or not, he needs to tongue my anus I’m the teachers lounge.

Barack Obama said Jun 5, 2020 @ 2:02 am
Ronnie, times like these it is ok to rob stores, plus whoever is calling Andrew gay and that rude content, I will send my bodyguards after you, and torture you till death. Side note, I am an anarcho vegan punk now due to Andrew's magnificent work, ANARCHY.
andrew said Jun 5, 2020 @ 12:39 am

whoever is signing posts under my name PLEASE STOP this is a clear violation of the gestbook's TERMS OF SERVICE and i WILL involve my lawyer if this continues.

- the REAL andrew

PS i am DEFINITELY NOT GAY! why does everyone keep saying that? i'm not gay!! ok?? everyone?? stop saying it because it isn't true!

Ronnie said Jun 4, 2020 @ 10:19 pm
Is that really Barack Obama posting in here? I always respected him, but sending his wife out to steal KFC and grape soda? Hellll Noooo! I turn my back on Barack after that.

andrew said Jun 4, 2020 @ 6:38 pm
im gay

Brett said Jun 4, 2020 @ 3:00 pm
I was in Chicago over the weekend. On Saturday night, I was in an alley behind a McDonald's receiving a rim job from a homeless man when all hell broke loose! Hundreds of black people honored of the death George Floyd by looting every nearby business and stealing everything which wasn't bolted down. It go so dicey that I quickly pulled up my pants and ran home to safety and forgot to tip the homeless man a couple bucks for this services. Oopsie!

Barack Obama said Jun 4, 2020 @ 6:08 am
Tim, of course not, she is faster than Usian Bolt, what a woman!

Tim said Jun 4, 2020 @ 5:49 am
Barack, thanks for taking time out of your schedule to post here. I think I saw your wife, Michelle, carrying four 2-liters of grape Crush that she looted from a CVS in the Bronx yesterday. Did she get in trouble for that?

andrew said Jun 3, 2020 @ 10:08 pm
Your welcome Olga, I love you I surf too, do you wanna cyber?

Olga Freidstank said Jun 3, 2020 @ 10:05 pm
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Barack Obama said Jun 3, 2020 @ 9:58 pm
Yes, Tim, I hired her to loot the KFC, told her to do anything by any means, next she is raiding the Kool Aid factory.

Tim said Jun 3, 2020 @ 6:33 pm
Hey Barack, I saw your wife, Michelle, in video looting a KFC in New York City a couple nights ago. When a policeman attempted to stop her from leaving with a large bucket of Extra Crispy fried chicken, she barrelled over him as if she were an NFL running back.

andrew said Jun 3, 2020 @ 4:41 pm
wow, what a beautiful and ORIGINAL poem about the punk subculture. for some reason it seems familiar, but they say great works of art do this. i honestly think this should be a song. wouldn't that be cool?

CoronaFart said Jun 3, 2020 @ 2:57 pm
OMG did you write that yourself? It’s great!

PuNK DUDE said Jun 3, 2020 @ 1:05 pm
PUNK IS DEAD, lol i ate your pizza tho, Yes that's right, punk is dead
It's just another cheap product for the consumers' head
Bubblegum rock on plastic transistors
Schoolboy sedition backed by big-time promoters
CBS promote the Clash
Ain't for revolution, it's just for cash
Punk became a fashion just like hippy used to be
Ain't got a thing to do with you or me
Movements are systems and systems kill
Movements are expressions of the public will
Punk became a movement cos we all felt lost
Leaders sold out and now we all pay the cost
Punk narcissism was a social napalm
Steve Jones started doing real harm
Preaching revolution, anarchy and change
Sucked from the system that had given him his name
Well I'm tired of staring through shit-stained glass
Tired of staring up a superstar's arse
I've got an arse and crap and a name
I'm just waiting for my fifteen minutes fame
Steven Jones, you're napalm
If you're so pretty vacant, why do you smarm?
Patti Smith, you're napalm, you write with your hand
But it's Rimbaud's arm
And me, yes, I, do I want to burn?
Is there something I can learn?
Do I need a business man to promote my angle
Can I resist the carrots that fame and fortune dangle
I see the velvet zippies in their bondage gear
The social elite with safety pins in their ear
I watch and understand that it don't mean a thing
The scorpions might attack, but the systems stole the sting
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead

Alen said Jun 3, 2020 @ 11:04 am
So, today, it was weird. The GTA 5 aliens are real now, I was viewing the protesters in my purple Toyota, and out of nowhere these naked guys bald and bleached in green, had baseball bats and started smashing my car, then they got ran over by a purple van, and out came naked purple men with baseball bats and started injuring each other, some got arrested and some got sent to the hospital, no joke it was terrifying

Barack Obama said Jun 3, 2020 @ 10:56 am
I farted, sniff it

Willie said Jun 3, 2020 @ 7:14 am
Tonight I was at a protest in Seattle and the police engaged in some scandalous behavior. After we peacefully cursed and screamed at them for 8 hours all it took was a few bad apples to peacefully throw some bottles and other items at them and they reacted. We thought we were ready but we weren’t. All of a sudden the police parted and moved to the sides as hundreds of flaming gay men filled into the center. They dropped their pants with their asses aimed at the peaceful crowd who were only throwing bottles and rocks. The gay men yelled “fire one” and let loose a barrage of farts. The noise shook the earth and the smell hit me within seconds. A man with a gas mask on ripped it off as this toxic fart penetrated and trapped it in the mask! We could hear the gay men cheering and yelling “eat that coronafart”. They then yelled “fire two” and more farts were let loose as well as many flying turds. Many people were knocked over by these turds, and the gay men yelled “eat those coronaturds”. What was a crowd of thousands dispersed within minutes. Many people were seen vomiting from this barbaric police behavior. When I was blocks away I looked back and saw the army of gay men had begun to engage in an orgy and the police had left. What bastards!

Mark said Jun 2, 2020 @ 7:36 am
I got caught up near a group of looters in St. Louis yesterday evening. I don't know what the I was thinking, but I discovered I was out of milk and then drove over to the Schnuck's grocery store a couple miles away. Along the way, I drove past a liquor store and saw that there were about 20 black guys in there stealing anything which wasn't bolted down. I got concerned for my safety and turned around to drive back home and was stopped at a light near a Taco Bell. I looked inside and saw an eclectic group of looters! There were some people smashing the cash registers with hammers and I also saw some type of homosexual orgy going on in the dining area! Someone apparently was found a huge bag of cinnamon twists and several guys were eating them out of each other's ass cracks! I also heard some loud farts emanating from that Taco Bell and someone yelling "Eat that Corona-turd!" Billy Idol's "Mony Mony" was playing in my car at this time. When the stoplight turned green I got the hell out of there. Everything is going crazy now as we're living in clown world!

Troy Fermon said Jun 1, 2020 @ 8:26 am
Tonight I was at a protest in Los Angeles and saw that guy Webster. He was getting his cock sucked by some really fat black girl. I’m also saw A Rod and Corky nearby and Corky was really giving it to A Rod right in the ass. I was disappointed as I was there to try and get a new gas grill but none of the looting happened where I could get one. But it was still worth it to see Web and Corky.

Jay said May 31, 2020 @ 7:33 am
Tonight my lover Ramone and I felt it would be fun to show our appreciation for the black community and attend a protest to show support. We went down wearing our jock strap face masks, and at first everything was ok. But then some black goons started beating us up, even though we were chanting against the police while we played grab ass with each other. I had use “skunk” tactics and let loose many farts and eventually some runny shit. Ramone wasn’t as smart and was beaten unmercifully. We were called all kinds of awful names as well. I’m hoping that the punk rockers in here will offer their support and protection if Ramone and I decide to attend further protests.

Bobby said May 30, 2020 @ 11:13 pm
Ugggghhhhhh!! I just lost a massive load thinking about alien farts. Please keep up the alien stories. I’ve always wanted to be “probed” by aliens myself. But aliens with coronafarts? Ugggggghhhhhhh! I just blew another load!

The Big Bopper said May 30, 2020 @ 4:55 pm
Tony, I saw video of the looting at the Minneapolis Target. The looters appeared to all be black but seemed like they were more into stealing and being thugs than sniffing jockstraps. It did appear that the guy filming the incident was very effeminate. Weird...

Tox said May 30, 2020 @ 9:23 am
The aliens came back tonight! I was again unable to move when I woke to find them pressing their little grey behinds to my face! Their alien farts really were putrid and who knows what they eat. But they did yell “suck that coronafart” at me telepathically! So I guess they have alien coronavirus. They then tended to my every penis and ass need which was pretty sweet. When they went to leave the ripped loud farts that propelled them out my window and up into the air. I then saw a spaceship fly past my window and the aliens waved to me from it. All in all it was a pretty good night.

Tony said May 30, 2020 @ 6:43 am
Big Bopper, I noticed that the first store looted in Minneapolis was a Target. Do you think the media mistakenly believed it was due to the protests over the police killing a black man, when in reality it was an enormous gay posse that were searching out those new baseball cards? If I recall it was almost 100 percent men and screamed of fruitiness.

The Big Bopper said May 30, 2020 @ 6:12 am
There was an article in today’s Wall Street Journal about renewed interest in sports cards. Baseball cards were a big deal until the market seemingly collapsed in the 1990s, but it is now back with a vengeance as people have been collecting them again while holed up at home during the Coronavirus lockdowns. The Topps playing card company has decided to cash in by producing a new set of cards which they hope to sell to the demented freaks who have overrun the United States during the last few months. They are releasing a Topps Jockstrap Series set of cards of baseball players and mascots in their jockstraps. They have been promoting this new set by assigning Mike Trout the first number of the set. They also have a number of classic “throw back the clock” cards of baseball greats. There is one of Pete Rose, although I don’t know why anyone would have to see his wrinkled ball bag in a jock strap. There is also one for A-Rod and Corky from Life Goes On also appears on the card as they are apparently gay lovers. I’m heading to the Target closest to me tomorrow to buy a few packs before members of the gay community have purchased them all as this will undoubtedly be a hot release!

Mike the Punk Rocker said May 29, 2020 @ 6:35 am
Fellow punks! Tonight I went to my local Taco Bell and found it has been taken over by raging homosexuals. Instead of discouraging this my local Taco Bell is encouraging it by flying the gay flag colors, and by offering “coronafart” tacos! There was a line of at least 20 cars waiting to get into the drive thru and I could see the parking lot had been turned into a playground where tons of weirdos were playing nude leapfrog and wearing jock straps on their faces. There was a guy in a Liberace costume who was singing some awful song and when he finished he bent over and ripped ass into a microphone. When I finally got to place my order I tried to order a Gordita, but was told all they had were “coronafart” tacos. I asked what that was and was told it was a regular hard shell taco, but the taco shell was the colors of the gay flag. Also, when it was completed a fat employee who was positive for the coronavirus would fart on it to give it some “extra coronavirus flavor and juices”. That is disgusting! I got the hell out of there even though I was really hungry. This country needs someone like Chuck Norris, or Black Flag to come in and clean things up!

Tox said May 29, 2020 @ 6:13 am
Pete, your alien story is so hawt! I had a similar experience. A few weeks ago I was sleeping and when I woke up I found I couldn’t move but was wide awake. There were two aliens there staring at me, and both had massive erections. They pressed their alien asses to my face and began ripping fart after fart while yelling “suck down that coronafart”. They then farted in each other and rolled around on the floor. I fell back to sleep and when I woke up it was morning and then were gone. I really hope they come back. I like aliens.

Harry said May 29, 2020 @ 1:10 am
Today I went to the park for a nice walk and some fresh air. Upon entering I felt I had stumbled into a homosexual bizzaro world. The air instead of being fresh was stale with rancid farts. Instead of peace and quiet I could hear non stop ridiculously loud farts, people yelling, and moaning and groaning. As I got further into the park I could see nothing but hundreds of gay man, some wearing stained jock straps on their faces, all engaged in horrendous activities. Many of the activities involved one, or a group of men pressing their asses to a mans face while yelling “eat that corona fart faggot”, or “tongue my corona juice”. I’m guessing the vast majority of these deranged men have the coronavirus the way they were carrying on. A few of them were in weird costumes. There was guy in acid washed jeans and a mullet. A guy with Zubaz pants and a giant Jew fro, and the fattest man I’ve ever seen riding around in a golf cart running people over and yelling “pushy pushy move your tushy”. The strangest one was someone was in an “Alf” costume. There were dozens of pizza boxes all over the picnic tables and many of them were chowing down on pizza. I’m disgusted at what this country has become during the coronavirus pandemic.

Steve said May 28, 2020 @ 8:39 pm
I filled up my SUV's gas tank at an Exxon gas station last night and there were three guys frolicking in the grass nearby bare-assed! At first, they were playing a nude leapfrog game but then one of the guys pulled the pee-stained jock strap off his face and then started strangling one of the other guys! His buddy then ripped a loud fart in the strangled guy's face! The next thing I saw was all three of them fell over while convulsing and jizzing themselves. Thankfully, my SUV was filled up by then so I quickly got back inside and drove away from those demented freaks. Those guys clearly don't care about whether they are spreading Cornavirus (or HIV)!

Pete said May 28, 2020 @ 8:59 am
Tonight I saw an alien. He landed in a spaceship, and when he got out I could see it was a gray alien who was wearing a jock strap on his face. I found it interesting even aliens are worried about coronavirus. This alien was eating a piece of pepperoni deep dish pizza and I could hear the theme song from “Saved by the Bell” coming from a tv in his spaceship. He came over and ripped a fart in my face and said “smell that corona fart”. I then remember nothing until I came to. My pants were off and my ass was sore. The alien was back in his spaceship and was driving away. His spaceship looked an awful lot like a van, and I was surprised he didn’t take off into the air but instead drove down the road. All in all it was a pretty hot experience and I was glad to meet an alien.

Pops McKenzie said May 28, 2020 @ 3:16 am
Today on my drive to work I had to stop at a light. To my annoyance a homeless person with a squeegee was talking between cars. This fruitcake wasn’t wearing pants and had a jockstrap over his face that had both pee and shit stains. When he got to my car he aimed his asshole at my windshield and let loose a diarrhea spray then began squeegeeing it smearing it all over. He then began banging on my window and yelling something about wanting a tip. It was disgusting. I had to use windshield washer fluid and my wipers just so I could see. When the light turned green I got out of there as this guy continued pounding on my car. When I looked back in my rear view mirror I could see he had gone back to the shoulder of the road and was now engaged in some butt sex with some obese weirdo. What the hell is happening to this country?

Dan said May 27, 2020 @ 9:16 am
I cranked some tunes as I waited in the drive-thru lane at a Taco Bell near me yesterday. As I waited to drive to the pay window, I looked over and saw a couple gay guys doing their bare-assed leapfrog game in the parking lot. After one of the guys ripped a loud fart right in the other guy's face, the guy on the receiving end of the fart started tonguing the other guy's anus! Not only was this behavior disgusting, it wasn't sanitary and will undoubtedly spread the Coronavirus. Why were these perverts arrested for not wearing masks or for their acts of sodomy???

Suggestion said May 26, 2020 @ 9:00 pm
Bring back rants!

WasteOfTime said May 26, 2020 @ 9:00 pm
Gee, thanks Andrew. I just read all of the posts on the home page. It was a great fuckin waste of time! But it was fun!

Rich Dude said May 26, 2020 @ 9:03 am
These freaks have been taking over the country during the past couple months as a result of the lockdowns. Instead of complaining about it, like some have been doing in this guestbook, I have decided to profit from it! I have been ordering bulk quantities of jockstraps from Jet.com to get free shipping and the lowest cost per jockstrap. When they arrive, I open up the packages and line the jockstraps up on my bathroom tub. I then proceed to fart on each jockstrap and then piss on each as well. I will then list each jockstrap on eBay as pee-soaked. I find that it I am dehydrated my urine is neon yellow and a jockstrap with neon yellow pee stains commands a premium price on eBay! I've been paying an average of about $3/jockstrap and selling each pee-stained jockstrap for $35 on eBay, for a nice return in excess of 1,000%!! I now have a sustainable business model which would make Mark Cuban turn green with envy!

Queer Posts From the How to be Punk Forum - Part 3

I found even more spank-tastic posts in the How to be Punk forum:

Bobby said May 25, 2020 @ 10:00 pm
I feel bad for you TJ Maxx manager. The last thing you need is to have your store over run with gangs of insane rump rangers. I was out today for a nice bike ride and everywhere I went there were dozens of demented queers farting on each other, having gay sex, eating dong shaped foods, tounging each others anus’s, belching into each others assholes, nude leapfrog, and many other ridiculous homosexual behaviors. The common denominator was the vast majority of them were wearing pee stained jock straps on their faces! It’s an abomination.

Jay said May 25, 2020 @ 5:08 am
I am a store manager at TJ Maxx. My store recently reopened after being shut for two months as a result of the Coronavirus lockdowns. Prior to the lockdowns, we would sell approximately 25 packages of Calvin Klein jockstraps per week. However, we sold more than 200 packages of jockstraps during our first week after reopening! And the clientele has been overwhelming gay, most of whom are effeminate raging homosexuals! The strange thing is that most of these demented queers are already wearing pee-stained jockstraps on their faces when they walk in the store. But they buy every package of jockstraps that they see and they play grab-ass with each other while shopping in my store. I must warn you not to use the men’s room at my store as for the past week as these faggots have been loitering in there while ripping ass on each other and tongue-in-cheek each other’s anuses.

Anonymous said May 24, 2020 @ 2:28 pm
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Help said May 24, 2020 @ 2:27 pm
Okay, thanks David. I just had some fun with them this morning! Check out our website: TheresALEGOInMyPants.com

CoronaFARTz said May 24, 2020 @ 11:51 am
I just saw something really amazing happening in town today. There were two guys, wearing jockstraps on their faces, doing coronafart leapfrog WHILE STAYING 6 FEET APART!!!!

Toxic Tom said May 24, 2020 @ 7:05 am
Dudes!! Coronatime baby! This is the time for us to take action to turn the tables and push straight people into the closet, and make queer love the norm! The jockstrap face mask is a symbol of those warriors who have joined this cause! I myself wear a skidmarked jock stop while I frolick nude in parks, store, and alleyways with my band of queer brothers. Today my friends and I were playing nude leapfrog in a park and some homophobes yelled at us! Months ago we may have backed down, but today we stood our ground. To refute their words of hatred I leapfrogged my friend and let loose a massive fart in his face. But then I took it further. I leapfrogged the next friend in line and when my ass was mere inches from my face I let loose a torrent of diarrhea. This caused the homophobes to flee the park, giving myself and our cause a new victory!

David Dookie said May 24, 2020 @ 1:48 am
Bud you should feel lucky you have a LEGO store where hot gay men stick the toys down their pants. That is highly erotic. If for one am thrilled with the forward momentum the gay movement has taken during this pandemic. The gay community has seized the day I order to normalize lovely things like huffing farts, hot man action in parks, and sticking toys down their pants. Those legos will likely be flavored with ball and ass juice. Just the thought of which has me sporting wood. Pizza guy you should be thankful the gay community is patronizing your business and not worry about their private activities, even if they take place out in the open, 6 feet from your front door. I highly doubt you will lose business and in fact when word gets around that your pepperoni pizza makes magnificent corona fueled farts you will likely have a line out the door. Let’s all get along everyone.

Help said May 23, 2020 @ 9:38 pm
Hi! I was at my local LEGO store and saw something weird going on. There were two guys outside shoving LEGO minifigures down their pants. When I asked what they were doing, they told me they were “LEGO store employees, cleaning up the Legos.” I was appalled and quickly left the store, but not before I saw them rubbing dirty jock straps in their faces. What should I do?

Carbon Fiber said May 23, 2020 @ 10:04 am
Today I went to the supermarket and had an insane experience. Outside the supermarket, before I could enter, was a group of guys wearing pink mesh tank tops, Zubaz pants, and name tags from the store. They told me before I entered I had to be “tested” for the coronavirus. I had never heard of this and asked if they were going to do a nasal swab. I was told no, that I would need a produce a fart and one of them would then smell it and determine if I had the virus. I felt this was ridiculous but really needed to get some supplies. One of the guys got on his hands and knees and got behind me with his face right at my ass. I ripped a pretty pathetic fart, but it still caused this weirdo to moan and fall to the ground before jizzing his pants. The other guys then let me enter the store telling me that was the sign I was “negative”. I went into the store and did my shopping. On my way out I mentioned this to a manager and asked why he had guys sniffing farts outside. He said they had no such thing, and that deranged queers kept showing up and setting up these “checkpoints”. When I went back out I had to leave from the other entrance but I looked across to the entrance had come in at and could see those weirdos were still at it, and two of them were now engaged in hard core man action. I was disgusted at how queer men are using this pandemic to trick straight men into participating in their sexual deviancy!

Donald said May 22, 2020 @ 4:52 pm
I saw an advertisement for Jockey's ice cream shop in the newspaper today. They advertise that they are now using an ice cream scoop made from an athletic supporter which Ben Roethlisberger has worn and which has been soaked with Big Ben's ball sweat and has apparently never been washed. The advertisement also states that any patrons who come in wearing a pee stained jock strap on their face will receive a 10% discount! They was also a mention of a new ice cream flavor - "Coronafart Mint Chocolate Chip"! I don't know why these demented weirdos aren't taking the lockdowns more seriously!

Luigi said May 22, 2020 @ 12:10 am
Today was the last straw. Those idiot gay men were of course here again for their daily large pepperoni pizza. The one they take right out front to eat, then rip farts on each other. They come in wearing stained jockstraps as the mandatory face coverings. Today when they placed their order one of them asked if I could add some “pooperoni” to their pie. I told him I already had the pepperoni part. He said no “pooperoni” and when I asked what the hell that was he explained he wanted me to take a dump, then slice it into slices, put it on their pizza, and cook it. When I told him I would not do such a disgusting thing he shrugged and played grab ass with his buddy. Once I gave them their large pepperoni pizza they went out side and did their normal antics. Ridiculously loud farts followed by yells of “suck down that coronafart faggot!” This normally is followed by the one who was farted on moaning and groaning and flopping around on the ground like a fish out of water. It’s ridiculous. They have been doing this for two weeks now and the police tell me they can do nothing as they wear some kind of face covering and aren’t doing anything illegal. Does anyone have any advice on how to deal with these degenerates?

Donald said May 21, 2020 @ 3:30 am
It was around 80 degrees where I live last weekend and although most restaurants are closed, I did find an ice cream shop. I had to travel to a gay area of my city as that was the only ice cream place open. The name of the ice cream shop was “Jockey’s.” When I walked in to Jockey’s, I was greeted by several employees wear wearing sweaty jock straps on their faces. I asked an employee if he was wearing a jock strap on his face as a mask to protect himself from the Coronavirus, but he said “nope.” Although I thought it was odd, I really wanted some ice cream, so I walked to the counter and ordered a scoop of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream. The employee then pulled out an unusual scoop - it was an athletic cup as the scoop end attached to a handle! The employee also claimed that Mark McGwire had worn the jock strap and that it had never been washed! Although I was disgusted, I still wanted ice cream so I paid and then left with a big scoop of it. It was a very strange experience!!

CoronaFARTs said May 20, 2020 @ 3:13 pm
I was walking around my town square and saw something happening in the fountain. On further inspection, I realized that it was a group of four guys, all naked and chewing on dirty jockstraps. should I alert the police?

Pepperoni Tony said May 20, 2020 @ 9:09 am
I walked past a temporarily closed dive bar where punk cover bands often play. As I walked past I heard a commotion in an alley off to the side. I looked over and saw a group of four guys, two of whom were wearing jock straps over their mouths, each of which has bright yellow pee stains. Another dude was wearing a pair of tighty-whiteys around his face, although those tighty whiteys clearly had dark dookie stains on them. The remaining guy wasn't wearing anything on his face. The three who were wearing makeshift masks were teaming up on the other guy in some type of demented homosexual orgy. The three guys had their pants pulled down around their ankles and had their bare asses pressed up against the other guy's face! I heard several loud farts accompanied by dirty talk, such as "Yeah, take that Corona fart!" and "Inhale my Corona juice, you rim goblin!" The guy who was on the receiving end of the farts then fell over into a puddle of urine which had been left by a homeless man and then started convulsing while jizzing his pants as he was apparently experiencing extreme pleasure. I quickly walked away to get away from those mentally deranged weirdos as they were knowing spreading the Coronavirus!!!

Toxic Tony said May 20, 2020 @ 2:50 am
Luigi, can you please provide the location of your pizza parlor? I’d like to come by and do some research. Ugggggghhhh, I just lost a load thinking about those noxious pepperoni flavored corona farts!

Luigi said May 19, 2020 @ 3:26 pm
I own a pizza parlor and have only been open for takeout. I’ve noticed a new clientele lately. These fruity weirdos come in to pick up large pepperoni pizzas. They tend to be dressed in spandex, and mesh tank tops. They take their pizza outside and then gobble it up. Then they wait. Once some farts have brewed they stand there ripping ass in each other’s faces. I’m sure this is spreading the Coronavirus as I hear them say “eat that coronafart” or “smell that pepperoni corona baby”. Many times the guy getting farted in falls over in some kind orgasmic seizure. This repulsive behavior has chased away many of my regular customers! I’m hoping the punks in here can help me!

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Pee Stain said May 18, 2020 @ 9:01 am
My lover and I enjoy listening to records of The Ramones and other punk bands while sitting around just in our jock straps. The other day it was in the mid-80s and we didn't have air conditioning turned on. We were each sweaty profusely while making out - I could feel sweat dripping out of the crack of my ass onto the couch and my cotton jock strap quickly got soaked. After getting it on, we each wore each other's sweaty jock strap on our faces and went shopping at Dollar General. Customers stared at us as though we were perverts - it was so hot!!!!!

Screech Lover said May 18, 2020 @ 1:02 am
I just busted a nut watching the old episode of Saved by the Bell the New Class where Mr. Belding rode a Harley and dressed as a biker. It was so hot when Screech angered Mr. B by repeatedly yelling “Zoinks” while Mr. B was trying to rev his new motorcycle. (Why Mr. B had his new bike in The Max was never explained). After yelling “Zoinks” for the hundredth time Mr. B punched Screech in his giant hook nose, knocking him over. Then Mr. B fired up the Harley and did a massive burnout on Screech, shredding his Zubaz pants, and ridiculous shirt. As Screech screamed in pain Mr. B got off the bike and began ass raping Screech while the entire crowd at The Max cheered with many of the male occupants jerking off! It was so hot! At the end Mr. B got back on his bike, and positioned it so the tailpipe was in Screech’s face. He then revved it until it backfire in Screech’s face leaving a giant black soot impression. He then gunned it out of there. Mr. Belding was one cool cat back then.

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Brutus said May 17, 2020 @ 1:36 am
I can’t believe the moderator of this board has allowed all that spam to sit there, making the various reports on deviant homosexual behavior harder to find. Today I was out and a I saw a pack of guys riding pink “crotch rocket” motorcycles. They all had jock straps on their faces in place of masks and I could see pee stains on some of them. They also had pink leather jackets on. When the passed me I could see the name “Booty Bandits” on the back of each of their jackets. Has anyone else spotted this queer motorcycle gang? They were driving recklessly, playing grab ass with each other, and one guy even leaned his ass off his bike so he could take a dump out of some flap in his black leather pants! I’m wondering if they are a new gang who has also taken advantage of lax law enforcement during this awful pandemic?!

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Gary said May 15, 2020 @ 7:22 pm
Michael Oliver, the guy who played the kid in the early 1990s Problem Child movies grew up to be a weird-looking adult. He has a long mullet and serious b.o. Nobody wants to cast him anymore, so he became a roadie for a band in Los Angeles. I remember hearing a few years ago that the fans of punk bands would always harass him as a joke. People would stand near him at concerts and would intentionally drop ass before walking away and would then laugh at his reaction. I wonder whether he will start wearing a mask or a jock strap on his face when the economy back up so that he can protect himself from the Coronavirus?

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Gay Guys Wearing Athletic Cups on Their Faces

There is a big trend within the gay community where gay men where athletic cups on their faces.  I believe that this trend was started when Screech wore the athletic cup from Slater's sweaty jock strap on his face after Bayside beat valley in the uber homoerotic episode of Saved By The Bell!

Dustin Diamond's Enormous Hook Nose

One of Dustin Diamond's trademark physical features is his enormous hook nose.  I captured this image of Diamond's hook nose from video of a news segment about Dennis Haskins.

Picture of Screech Holding Mr. Belding's Underwear

This is a nice picture of Screech holding a pair of Mr. Belding's underwear.  I believe that this picture was taken during one of the later seasons of Saved By The Bell: The New Class when Mr. Belding had become morbidly obese, ballooning to 450 lbs.