Two of the lowest rated motels in the Reno, Nevada metropolitan area are franchises of the "America's Best Travel Inn." One of the franchises is located in Reno and the other one is in Sparks, NV. The franchise in Reno has a 1.3/5 rating on Yelp. The franchise in Sparks has a 2.1/5 rating on Yelp. According to the Yelp reviews, the manager at each of these franchises is a woman named Angie.
Here are some screenshots of Yelp comments about the franchises, two of which explicitly mention Angie:
Here are more screenshots of negative reviews posted on Yelp. Some of these mention that the bed pillows "stunk like ass," people were "turning tricks" at the motel, there are drug addicts everywhere, holes in the walls, a dresser is "held together by duct tape," "the manager is a drug addict," the rooms have human semen on the floor and chair, and the motel is infested with cockroaches. One commenter wrote that people would be better off sleeping outside. Another commenter claimed that there was a false mirror in the bathroom above the sink and that some weirdo was staring at him through a hole in the false mirror.
The final review shown below includes a complaint that when the reviewer asked for a refund because of deplorable room conditions, his request was denied and he was told "Hey, you knew what you were getting into."
22 comments:
I think it would be really hot to film some gay pornos at Angie’s motel. Mr. Belding would rent a room and would be taking an enormous dump in the bathroom in his room when he hears something knock against the wall by the mirror. Mr. Belding gets up off the toilet and looks at the mirror over the bathroom sink and sees that Screech is hiding in the space behind the drywall leering at him. Mr. Belding removes the mirror from the wall and then grabs Screech and pulls him into the bathroom and then drags him by the Jew-fro into the bedroom. Mr. Belding throws Screech onto the bed so that Screech’s face is pushed up against one of the bed pillows which reeks of the stench of stinky anuses! Screech yells “Zoinks!” after taking a whiff of the horrendous pillow odor. Mr. Belding replies, “Screech, I’ll give you something to say ‘Zoinks!’ about!” Mr. Belding proceeds to brutally butt-slam Screech while bed bugs and cockroaches crawl off the filthy bed into Screech’s Jew-fro, biting Screech’s scalp! Screech yells “Zoinks!” repeatedly throughout this encounter!
Angie, I think that this would be a top-notch gay porno! Let’s make it happen
These reviews are atrocious. People just can’t respect that a few corners need to be cut in order to provide the savings they expect. You could stay at the fancy Motel 6, but be ready to pay $20 per night extra! I’ll take a pillow that smells like a fart, or someone leering behind a mirror, to save that $20! I’ve never advertised my motel as a Four Seasons! That woman who complained about our elevator should be glad that we even have an elevator at the rock bottom prices I offer! So what if it shakes a bit?! She could have told her kid they were at Disney World and made it fun, instead she moaned and groaned. Thankfully my deviant queer patrons love my motel and never complain!
Angie, I admire you and your fantastic America’s Best Travel Inn’s. Last time I stayed at the Reno location I mentioned it was my birthday and you gave me a complimentary coupon pass to lurk in the walls. Let’s just say I caught a few peeks at some really fat truckers taking massive dumps and ripping huge farts. I consider that top notch service! My room was in fine shape with only a few stains and a bug or two. But I expect that at the low rates you have. My wall did rumble a few times in the middle of the night, I think someone was pressing their ass to the wall and ripping massive ass blasts, but I took that as a sign of people having a good time. In the end I got some sleep, lost a few loads, and safely got on my way the next day. Now, it might not be “family friendly” that a homeless guy was taking a dump in the parking lot. But it didn’t bother me one bit!
Angie, you cannot allow bodily fluids, rodents, and insects, and claim people must accept them because of “low prices”. Just as you wouldn’t buy low priced food that has fecal matter in it! I think you can expect some inspections soon from your local health department. We certainly don’t need a new outbreak of the bubonic plague all because you’re cutting corners so you can charge $5 less than some others do. Also, I noticed a comment like a pillowcase smelled like “ass”. That is definitely unsanitary and could cause health issues. You need to commit to upholding basic hygiene standards. Your customers deserve that. Cut back on frivolities like the free Saved by the Bell channel and spend a bit more on housekeeping!
I am an independent long haul trucker who has stayed at the America’s Best Travel Inn in Sparks, NV many times over the years. When I am hauling logs from northern Idaho down to Southern California, I do what I can to keep my costs low and my profits high. The motel isn’t high end, but I don’t mind that if I can save $10 or $15/night. The pillows do occasionally reek of the stench of someone’s anus, which simply means someone was probably sitting bare ass naked on it while ripping stinky farts. It isn’t something I personally do, but I don’t mind dealing with some stinky odors in order to save a couple bucks. I think those Yelp reviews are overly harsh, as Angie is really doing a tremendous service for the budget-conscious traveler.
Butt Stench, thank you for your kind words. You are the exact kind of customer we look to attract. You appreciate saving a few bucks and understand you might have someone farting against the adjacent wall in return. Next time you stay with us mention your review and I’ll ensure you get 20% off your room, along with a free pass to get into the crawl space between the walls.
Health Inspector, I’d like you to know we have inspections regularly and always meet our county’s standards. Thankfully our health inspectors know a few bugs, or a few stains on a bedspread come with the territory. If you ever visit let me know as I’d like to queef in your face and on your pillowcase!
I don’t know what all the hubbub is about. I’m a long haul trucker from the old school. Many times when I’m taking a load from San Francisco to the East Coast I use I-80 which takes me through Reno. For years I’ve been stopping off in Reno and resting my tired ass at America’s Best Travel Inn. Sometimes I might not have any towels, once I found a massive turd in the wastebasket. But when you’re saving upwards of $20 a night you overlook unimportant things like that. I’d rather enjoy a fine episode of Saved by the Bell (which plays 24/7) then worry about a few stains on my pillowcase. When it comes to convenience you can’t beat a location that has a Denny’s in its parking lot! One time when I was there I ran into that Screech guy twice in one day. First time was at a local truckstop where Screech was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant. I guess he saved up a few bucks, as that same night I saw him going into a room a few doors down from mine. I think he was with someone as I heard some pretty loud farts, and quite a few “Zoinks” come from that room. But hey, that’s none of my business. I thank Angie for providing the savings I need.
I am working on a Fodor’s Travel Guide for Reno, Nevada. We have many travel guides, including for places such as Las Vegas, Chicago, New York City, Los Angeles, etc. We are now working on our first edition of a travel guide for Reno. We would like to add suggestions of one-star budget-conscious hotels and motels and believe that the “America’s Best Travel Inn” franchises in Reno and in Sparks would be tremendous additions.
Angie, I would like to set up a call with you to get some details for the guide. The comments from “Butt Stench,” “Mack Truck,” and “Tex” above are illuminating and show that there is repeat clientele, despite the roach and bed bug issues, stained and unwashed linens, pillows which stink like an anus, etc. We are also interested in hearing about the passes to the crawl space behind the drywall between rooms, where customers can spy on people taking loud, smelly dumps.
With reviews of one-star hotels like “America’s Best Travel Inn,” this travel guide will be a best-seller!
Travel writer, I have a bit of interest in getting the word out to potential new customers. Although we are budget friendly we have numerous amenities for our customers. So many we have attracted celebrities like Louie Anderson, Mr. Belding, and Screech. We are also family friendly, and I have split the rooms so that families don’t overlap with our more deranged guests. The upper level rooms are for families, while the lower level rooms cater to our adult guests. No other budget motel I'm aware of does this! I’m so glad some of my regulars stepped up to show their appreciation for our motels. Contact me anytime for an interview and a potential on-site visit!
Hi everyone. I sometimes take my Las Vegas show to Reno and I always stay at the Americas Best Travel Inn. Angie has always taken care of me and gives me a nice little discount each time. One time I found that a prior guest had barfed in the corner of my room. I didn’t care at all, when I’m saving money it’s easy to look over something like that. I didn’t need that corner of the room, so why let it bother me! Another time I found a large dookie in a toilet. I just flushed it away. No reason to get upset. The beds are always nice and soft, and sometimes they have an aroma like baked ass, but that just ads to the overall charm! When I get back from doing my show I like to relax a bit and watch Saved by the Bell. After 10pm the erotic episodes are played, and I do love watching Mr. Belting teach Screech lessons by buttslamming him! Keep up the great work Angie!
I want to thank everyone who has stood up for our budget friendly motels. I felt very attacked by those reviews, and know those people just don’t appreciate the lengths I go to to keep prices low. I wanted to announce a very special event. Next Saturday is the 4th of July. To celebrate our nations 250th anniversary I will be offering a 25% discount to anyone from this board. We will also be lighting off some sparklers and other small fireworks like snakes. To top things off we will be having a cookout and will give out free hotdogs (one per room), then will have a belching and farting contest in our parking lot. The winner will receive a nice Denny’s gift certificate. This is my thank you to all our wonderful customers who appreciate our low rates and patriotism!
Angie, do you have any rooms with a small hole in the wall near the bed? I think it would be really hot if you had a room like that where someone in the crawl space behind the drywall could press his bare ass against the hole in order to fart into a guest’s room. You could have a washed-up celebrity such as Screech, or a Screech impersonator, in the motel room trying to sleep while random strangers are ripping wet farts into the room from behind the drywall! You’re sitting on a goldmine, if you think about it. People would pay big money to fart into a washed up celebrity’s room and you could even give the celebrity a discounted room rate, or possibly even give them the room for free in exchange for being the recipient of such farts!
Carrot Top, you have a great attitude for a famous comedian. Even though the housekeeping cleaners forgot to flush that turd down the toilet and overlooked the barf on the floor, it didn’t bother you one bit. You knew that it was the price you pay for a room $10 to $20 cheaper than a nearby Holiday Inn.
I stayed at the America’s Best Travel Inn in Sparks a few years ago and I went to flip the bed pillow and found a soiled pair of men’s underwear under the pillow! The underwear had a bright yellow pee stain dried into the front and a dark brown dookie stain in the back. I’m not sure what this dirty pair of underwear was doing under the bed pillow, but I didn’t make a fuss about it. I took a towel from the bathroom and placed it on top of the pillow and was able to sleep just fine. If this is what I need to deal with to save a few bucks, then so be it in today’s inflationary environment, we all need to do what we can to keep our expenses low!
John Pube, I was going to keep this information a secret. But I will now release it. Followers of this board may be aware that A-Rod and Corky like to vacation in Reno many summers. They have previously stayed down the street at the fancy Motel 6. Well, Corky likes Denny’s, and has demanded to stay at my budget friendly motel on the first floor so he can easily get all the Denny’s he wants. I am heavily discounting their room, and they will be checking in next week for a two week stay. I believe I could make a small hole on A-Rod’s side of the bed so guests could rip ass right in his face. Corky I’m certain would find this hysterical, and if A-Rod threatened to move to another hotel Corky would go bananas and beat up A-Rod. I’ll see what I can do.
I spoke with my maintenance man about the idea to have a hole in the wall near A-Rod. He has refined this idea and has drilled a nice hole, and also gotten a flexible piece of tubing. He also cut a hole higher up. One will now be able to stick the tubing through the hole and maneuver it so it’s right by A-Rod’s head. Someone else can peek out the upper hole to help with this. Then the person can rip ass into the tube and deliver a nice stinky fart right to A-Rod’s face. Then the tube can be pulled back into the wall so when A-Rod wakes up he will smell the fart and blame Corky. Everyone knows Corky won’t like this and will blame A-Rod for farting in his own face, then will likely pummel A-Rod and give him some butt action which both people behind the wall will be able to view! Let me know what you think of this idea.
Angie, you just gave me an even better idea. Instead of having a hole in the wall, why not connect the tube to an air vent in the room, so that the fart floats into the room and is directed towards A-Rod’s head? You could theoretically hook up multiple tubes so that several people can do this at the same time, ensuring that A-Rod’s room quickly reeks of the stench of anus! It wouldn’t be sanitary to have multiple different men using the same hose, so you could sell some type of nozzle that hooks up to the hose, so that someone would have to buy the nozzle from you in order to get access to the hose? You could even live stream these encounters, as I am sure that many people would love to watch A-Rod’s reaction when he suddenly realizes that his room smells like ass!
John, I want to make sure the fart hits A-Rod in the face, but doesn’t disturb Corky much. That lovable ‘tard is adorable and I almost feel bad just letting people fart into his room. But if it’s a controlled fart that lands smack in A-Rod’s face I’m ok with it. I’m sure Corky will eventually smell it, and when A-Rod blames him for it the fireworks will fly! Corky doesn’t like being blamed for anything, and is happy to rip off A-Rod’s Yankees pajamas and give his anus some punishment for annoying him!
Angie, why does Corky have to be in the same room as A-Rod? Corky could be hiding in a room with video from a hidden camera in A-Rod’s room, watching what is happening. Perhaps you or someone else could write a fake letter to A-Rod, pretending to be a representative for the Baseball Hall of Fame, inviting him to a free room at your motel and promising to talk to him about his candidacy over lunch at the Denny’s next to the motel parking lot. However, when A-Rod shows up, he get locked in his room from the outside and the surveillance video records him being bitten by bed bugs and cockroaches all night, yelping, “Zoinks!” after each bite. He lays his head on the bed pillow, immediately realizing it stinks like an anus. He goes to flip the pillow and finds a pair of soiled XXL men’s underwear with a dark Hershey stain under the pillow which has “Mr. Belding” written on the underwear band. A-Rod is banging on the motel room door begging to be let out when he hears loud farts coming from behind the wall, followed by a nasty stench coming from vents, from the weirdos behind the wall farting into the hoses. This surveillance video will be broadcast on a hidden video comedy show on FOX.
John, Corky and A-Rod come to Reno on vacation every summer. I believe they do this because A-Rod is a cheapskate, and he knows he can shack up with Corky during the summer in Reno without anyone noticing or caring. I believe they share a room because A-Rod is a deviant who is in love with a ‘tard. He seems to enjoy changing Corky’s diaper, or being manhandled by Corky. Many times I’ve seen Corky smacking A-Rod around for annoying him. That’s why they share a room. I feel lucky they are staying with me this year, as they have normally stayed down the street at the Motel 6. A-Rod complained to me the Motel 6 has become circus like with them selling spots on swivel chairs for deviants to sit outside their room. I intend to monetize them staying with me, but with more discretion. I invite people to lurk in the walls, or to rip tube farts in A-Rod’s face. But I won’t have any swivel chairs or other antics directly outside their room.
Angie, A-Rod truly is notorious for staying at the cheapest motels possible when he travels. Perhaps you could also have a contraption which opens a window to his room from the outside? This way, random strangers could covertly open the window, press their asses against the opening and rip stinky farts, and then close the window. Of course, you would need to lubricate the window track with WD-40 or something like that so it can slide quietly, without A-Rod noticing. I would say that Corky could be in on the deception, but I don’t think a ‘tard like Corky is capable of keeping a secret like this.
Angie, I like the AI-generated videos in the new post of you belching and farting on Screech. You also put him in his place when he rudely asked for a refund.
Fuck.
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