There are many rumors about Screech faking his own death in order to evade his many creditors. Several of the rumors center around him living off the grid, possibly with a family of Sasquatches, deep in the woods in the Pacific Northwest or in the Appalachians. However, there are also rumors that Screech defected to North Korea, where he has been working as an unpaid bathroom attendant. The AI-generated videos below are of Screech working as an unpaid bathroom attendant in North Korea.
In this video, Screech is assigned to be an unpaid bathroom attendant upon his arrival in North Korea:
Here are North Korea propaganda "news" reports about Screech:
Screech's boss in North Korea is the sadistic General Chung. Here are videos of General Chung motivating Screech to improve his job performance:
Here are videos of General Chung giving Screech a performance evaluation. The first video is of General Chung evaluating both Screech and fellow defector Steve Bartman, the Chicago Cubs fan who was infamously vilified for attempting to catch a foul ball in the 2003 MLB playoff game between the Cubs and the Marlins, interfering with a Cubs outfielder attempting to catch the ball from the field.
Here are videos of General Chung giving Screech a stern talking-to after catching him sleeping on the job:
Here is a video of General Chung prank calling Screech and Steve Bartman in the middle of the night:
Here is a video of Screech working and living in a bathroom stall:
Here is a video of John Arby visiting Screech in North Korea:
Here a video of Screech asking his bosses for a Zubaz brand car:
Here is a video of Screech cleaning a bathroom while happily looking at a framed poster of Mr. Belding as a farting champion:
Here is a video of Screech listening to a belch voicemail Mr. Belding left for him:
Here is a video of Screech cleaning Port-a-Potties near a rocket launch site in North Korea:
15 comments:
General Chung appears to be a master motivator who does what is necessary to keep Screech and Steve Bartman in line!
Did General Chung and North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un ever double up on Screech? I bet that Steve Bartman would sit in his bunk bed rubbing one out while General Chung and Kim Jong On pulled a train on Screech!
Screech really is a buffoon. Instead of merely owning up to his debts he somehow moved to North Korea and kept the same job he had here that pays nothing?! He quickly found out that unlike the US where he could loiter around and do next to nothing, North Korea actually expected him to work hard for his $0 pay! General Chung was an amazing representative and I really enjoyed how he continuously checked on Screech and belched and farted on him when he found Screech not hustling!
Screech and Bartman must live in fear, knowing what will happen to them if they don’t answer the phone in their dingy apartment. It is funny that they answered the phone in the middle of the night when General Chung called and yelled at them to listen, only for General Chung to belch loudly into the phone!
Screech probably thought he’d be hot stuff over in North Korea, and then found out they haven’t even seen SBTB and don’t care about his “celebrity”. Unlike in the US where he would spend his time leering at people, while the bathroom became dirty and smelly, the North Korean’s actually expect him to work. I wonder why Steve Bartman is there? I thought that after decades of being low key he was dating Anthony Rizzo and had gotten a World Series ring?
I want to know if there are Bigfoot’s in North Korea? North Korea is a very secretive country and hasn’t released any information on their Bigfoot populations. Hopefully Screech and Bartman ran into a few Bigfoot’s and footage of that will eventually leak out.
Hi everyone. I am a huge fan of Kim Jong Un and General Chung. I really wonder how Screech enjoyed what I’m sure were extremely potent North Korean farts. Most of their diet comes from Kimchi which is fermented cabbage. They also eat quite a bit of bean based items. I spent a semester as a PHD student at Georgetown studying the farts of North Korea’s and found them to be much smellier and foul than the normal US fart. Someone like Mr. Belding eats a lot of pizza and Taco Bell. This is somewhat potent but nothing like fermented cabbage and bean. I do wonder if somehow Screech stumbled onto my dissertation and moved to North Korea just for the potent farts and dookie stink? I’m surprised he didn’t wind up being thrown into an internment camp for being a lazy slob!
North Korea Fanatic, Screech is a real weirdo who has a fascination with farts. You know how some people have photographic memories of things they see with their eyes? Screech has a giant hook nose which allows him to inhale much more air than a normal person and he encounters far more odors in a single inhale than almost anyone else. Screech has an extreme sensor of smell, giving him the equivalent of a photographic memory, but with respect to smells. Screech enjoys sniffing stinky farts and his mental “spank bank” was filled with so many different farts after 40+ years of living in the U.S., that he felt that he had to travel to North Korea in order to kick things up another notch and encounter some stinky farts which he’d never smelled before. I’m sure he loves the stench of the malnourished North Korean people who subsist on diets of vegetables and whatever else is available at the time. He’s probably flopping around on the floor of a North Korean men’s room while jizzing his pants, enjoying the odor and sounds of a random stranger’s stinky dump as I type this!
Before I escaped North Korea last year I was a truck driver. I delivered all kinds of goods, mostly from China into North Korea. On one trip I was carrying a shipment of top notch Packard Bell 485 computers shipped by a “Mr. Morris” to our cyber warfare team. While transporting them I stopped briefly at a truck stop to take a dump and get some tea. When I went to the bathroom I found the oddest sight. There was an American wearing striped pants and he had a poofy haircut. He bowed to me and said he was there to monitor and cheer on my bathroom business. I went to a stall and began grunting out my breakfast. I let loose a few small farts and this guy began clapping and telling me I needed to work my butthole to make the farts louder. I didn’t like this and let my bowels release. When he heard the turds splash down he clapped and said I was taking a masterful dump and he would report this to our dear leader. I felt this was a disgrace and kicked the door, which hit him square on the nose. He fell over and I got out of there. He was a horrible bathroom attendant and a disgrace to America! I didn’t see him again. This happened near the end of 2024.
Screech can go to any country in the entire world and he will be treated with utter disdain almost immediately! The people in North Korea have never heard of Screech, but they quickly discovered that he’s an annoying rim goblin after he leers at them at urinals or eavesdrops on them taking smelly dumps. Fong Lee handled Screech with that perfectly timed kick of the stall door when Screech was standing on the other side congratulating him on his dump and being quite weird and creepy!
I visited North Korea and am a friend of Kim Jong Un. I brought basketball diplomacy and helped North Korea see the US as a potential friend. Screech going there is setting us back decades. He’s a terrible representative and his proclivity for huffing farts and leering at people trying to take a piss isn’t going to go over well in North Korea. I remember back when I played for the Pistons that guy was on Saved by the Bell. After a game against the Bulls we found him in our locker room thinking he was hot stuff. He asked for Lambeer’s autograph and Lambeer belched right in his face. I laughed and headed for the showers. Next thing I know I catch that weirdo peeping at me and Lambeer taking showers. I grabbed him by the Jewfro and waved to Lambeer. We gave him a nice spit-roasting, then Lambeer ripped about 10 farts in his face. We just chalked it up as good fun back then. The North Koreans don’t play that way and if that idiot tried to leer at Kim Jong Un he will most likely be tied to a rocket and shut into outer space!
Dennis Rodman, Screech totally deserved what you and Lambeer did to him in the showers. Too bad Magic Johnson wasn’t there to rip an HIV+ wet fart in Screech’s face!
I want to let everyone know that in honor of the US making the second round of the World Cup I will be offering an additional 5 percent discount on all rooms except for the Louie Anderson Suite. We are going to be having some very nice activities for families, and I have set up a few beer cans in the parking lot that will act as goal posts. I also found an old basketball that my handyman painted to look like a soccer ball. Just come into the office and ask for it and you can have a good time playing soccer with our basketball and beer can goals. For the deviants looking for a real bargain I have a room where someone sprayed diarrhea on the walls and bed. We’ve mostly cleaned it up, but it’s still a bit funky. I’m offering a weekend rate of 10% off the normal rate, PLUS 2 passes into the walls to leer at unsuspecting customers! Tell me Angie doesn’t have you covered for the 4th of July and the US World Cup! Our closed circuit 24/7 SBTB channel is still going strong and is free for all guests!
Angie, I saw that there is a new post about the motels you manage. It looks like you are running a top notch business and are saving customers money - I don’t know why they are complaining about you and your motels. Having bed pillows which “stink like ass” is a small price for pay for a 5% room discount!
That fat fuck bill laimbeer can eat my shit and lick my asshole.
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