Screech was a genius during his early days as a student at Bayside High School on "Saved By The Bell." Screech was so smart and ingenious that he apparently invented a robot named Kevin. Kevin the Robot could speak, had moving arms, and wheels to roll wherever he wanted to go. Here are some AI-generated videos of Kevin the Robot:
Here is a video of Kevin the Robot introducing himself:
Here is a video of Kevin the Robot ordering unpaid bathroom attendant Screech to drain his oil:
Here is a video of Kevin the Robot driving Screech's rusty car and crashing into a utility pole, after which Screech is ejected through the windshield:
Here are several videos of Kevin the Robot working as a waiter and dropping food on Screech, pretending he did so accidentally:
Here is a video of Kevin the Robot accidentally knocking Screech into a large puddle as Kevin was distracted by a bird while rolling through a pedestrian crosswalk:
Here is a video of Screech as an astronaut on the moon when Kevin the Robot rolls into Screech, knocking Screech over, before another astronaut farts on Screech:
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It looked like Kevin the Robot intentionally steered the car he was driving into the utility pole in order to damage Screech’s crappy car! I bet he knew that the inferior Zubaz brand seatbelts would offer no protection against bland accident like that - it looks like Screech was still wearing the seat belt when he flew through the windshield!
Why the hell was Screech letting Kevin drive his car? I really liked that Screech’s piece of crap car had Saran Wrap for its windows instead of glass. That may have saved Screech’s life when he went flying through the windshield! Does anyone know if Kevin is still working today? The last time I recall seeing him was on the SBTB on the ISS episodes.
Kevin the robot was converted into a mechanical women's pleasure device and you may have seen one of his many featured videos on sexmachines.com and he was even nominated for an AVN award for best stamina last year but lost by a very slim margin to r2-d2 & princess lea's 🔩- busting marathon anal workout scene.
Nordstrom, I’m happy to hear Kevin is still functional, but I would prefer he was still draining his oil into Screech. My favorite move of Kevin’s was when he would trick Screech into checking his battery packs, then would release a nice acidic robot fart right in Screech’s face!
Kevin the Robot drained his oil into Screech’s anus many times in Mr. Belding’s trailer on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set. It is hard for me to believe that he is now working as a sex robot for women. Perhaps the robot to which Nerdstrom refers is a similar-looking robot, but definitely not the real Kevin?
Anus Goblin, I certainly hope you’re correct. After seeing Kevin drain his oil into Screech’s brown pipe hundreds of times I can’t imagine him as a sex toy for women! The last time I recall Kevin being mentioned was when there was a reported sighting of Screech last year. Someone claimed to have seen Kevin rolling around yelling “Bzzzt, must drain oil” while looking for Screech himself.
Kevin appears to very effeminate in the video where he is wearing a bow tie. Did Screech intentionally program Kevin to speak with a high-pitched gay voice that time?
Pubic Forest, that video almost seems planned. Screech reacts just like he did when he was acting, which is poorly. He just leans, then yells “Zoinks” as is if was all pre-planned. I believe it was scripted by devious Screech. Also notice how enormous Screech’s Jew-fro is, as well as Screech wearing sunglasses. I believe Screech was behind that entire video!
Screech was an idiot. Why would he keep coming back to a restaurant where Kevin the Robot was his waiter and who always threw food at him??
Goblin, Screech was a real loser. I think he believed that each incident was an accident because Kevin would say “oopsie”. Years ago I heard that Kevin was dating “Johnny Five” from the movie “Short Circuit” and Screech got insanely jealous and began stalking Kevin. When they caught him Kevin and Johnny gave Screech a good spit-roasting then drained a few quarts of hot oil!
I think Kevin did that because he knew Screech was a cheapskate and wouldn’t leave him a tip. It’s unlikely Screech could even pay his tab. Screech probably thought since Kevin was a robot he didn’t need to tip him. Kevin taught him a good lesson by repeatedly dumping food on him.
Buttface, you can hear people laughing when Kevin dumps food or soda on Screech in most of those videos. I suspect that Kevin did this to entertain the other customers at the restaurants where he was a waiter. Within maybe a minute of meeting Screech, most people find him extremely annoying. So Kevin dumped food on Screech to make the other paying customers laugh!
Screech was a real loser. Back in 2003 I attended an episode of the Price is Right. I didn’t get chosen but Screech did. He was there with Mr. Belding and I think they were dating at the time. Screech had a t-shirt on that had a picture of Hound Dog on the front and Kevin the Robot on the back. He was in the first group of contestants so he got to guess the price of something 6 times to try and get a chance to get up on stage. Each time it was his turn to guess the price of something he just yelled “Zoinks!” The first time it got a few laughs. By the second time people just groaned. The 6th time was the best. Screech yelled “Zoinks” and seconds later I saw Mr. Belding leap from his seat and run down to contestants row. He clotheslined Screech and everyone in the audience cheered. He then ripped off Screech multi colored pants and began buttslamming him. The audience went wild at this and Bob Barker came down and began beating Screech with his microphone. Bob then turned around and ripped a really nasty fart in Screech’s face as Mr. Belding jizzed in Screech’s Jew fro. In the end Mr. Belding replaced Screech on contestants row and a few security guards dragged Screech out back and tossed him in a dumpster. Unfortunately for some reason this erotic episode never aired.
Tox, I remember hearing about that infamous episode of The Price is Right. Is it true that one of the items that the guests bid on was a silver platter? I heard that one of the hot women who reveal prizes opened up the door of an oven which wasn’t hooked up to anything a pulled out the silver platter. Screech’s Hound Dog was cooked and was sitting on the platter! None of the other contestants thought this was weird except Screech, who kept yelling “Double Zoinks!” But the crowd roared with applause. Mr. Belding was obviously in on this prank!
Weirdo, those rumors you heard were accurate. I think it was the fifth prize people on contestants row had to bid on. They were bidding on the silver platter, and I’m sure most thought it was fake, but it was definitely Hound Dog. To make things funnier they let Mr. Belding take Screech’s place on contestants row, and even though Screech had guessed “Zoinks” before the buttslamming and ejection, Bob let Mr. Belding guess. Mr. Belding wound up winning and then went on to play Plinko. When it was his turn to spin the wheel things got really funny. They had replaced the $1.00 spot on the wheel with Hound Dog! Mr. Belding landed on Hound Dog and won $1,000 and got to go to the showcase showdown where he won a new car and some other junk. Belding was really good at guessing prices. At the very end when Bob was signing off Mr. Belding grabbed the microphone and ripped ass into it! The audience went bananas and began cheering and stomping their feet for him!
I want screech to shizzle my fazizzle and peen my shween..
I think you should reenact the time when kevin dumped a freshly-baked shit-casserole right on screech's lap and then forced him to bend over and lick it all up as he drained his oil in his ass while everyone else laughed, clapped and masturbated vigorously!..
I worked the cash register at a Chevron gas station in the early 1990s in the San Fernando Valley area of California. I remember one time when we had a sale on 10W-30 motor oil and Screech bought some and was pouring it into Kevin’s oil cavity. Kevin had asked Screech to top him off with 5W-30 motor oil, but Screech bought the 10W-30 instead because it was cheaper and he figured Kevin wouldn’t know the difference. Boy, was Screech wrong about that! Kevin’s immediately noticed that the oil was thicker and made his gears move differently and he got really angry! Kevin slapped Screech with his metal claw and then extended his metal cock. Kevin then went to town on Screech’s butthole, viciously butt-slamming Screech to teach Screech an important lesson about not cutting corners with Kevin’s oil!
Puke Breath, that must have been quite the erotic scene! Screech should have known not to cheap out when it came to Kevin’s maintenance! It sounds like he didn’t even do a solid oil change, instead just added oil to the old oil. No wonder Kevin eventually hated Screech and began tormenting him. From your vantage point it must have been pretty funny seeing that nerd get beat up, then butt-slammed, by his own robot!
Last night I saw an episode of SBTB The New Class, where Screech was bragging about getting a new car to everyone. He told everyone he was getting a 1978 ‘Vette. Everyone assumed he meant Corvette and congratulated him on the new car. When the day finally came Screech showed up in an old, rusty, 1978 Chevette with 400,000 miles on it. Everyone laughed at Screech, and Mr. Belding said he needed to be punished for trying to deceive everyone. Mr. Belding then broke off the rusty car antenna from Screech’s new car and began whipping Screech right in the nuts! The cool kids all went nuts for this and cheered on Mr. Belding. Mr. Tuttle, who had been watching from some bushes popped out and squatted over Screech’s face and let loose an explosive fart that sounded like a steam whistle! Screech yelled “Zoinks” as everyone laughed and Mr. Belding continued beating Screech’s ball bat with the car antenna. Not much else happened that episode, but in all it wasn’t bad.
I’ve been trying to use AI to create a robot like Kevin for many years now. You see, I have many enemies, and I want my robot to take care of some business for me. As hard as I’ve tried I’ve never been able to create a robot that would become aroused on command, and butt-slam a dummy enemy on my order. I have no idea how that genius Nerdstrom did it! For years I’ve been trying to get ahold of Kevin so I could get my hands on the code that controls his actions. I have perfected my robots ripping heinous farts using the emissions from their batteries, but I cannot get them to rip ass in anyone’s face! If anyone can help please let me know.
Mad Scientist, the applications for AI are endless at the present time! You need to instruct an AI chatbot to create a workflow for Kevin’s control module in order to instruct it to rip battery acid farts, sodomize people with its metal dong, etc. The problem is that many AI chatbots have safety guardrails which prevent you from doing this. You need to have a computer nerd, like Nerdstrom, hack into the AI chatbot and turn off the guardrails. Then you can have the AI chatbot write an application for you in Python or some other programming language, and then compile it into a source code which Kevin’s control module can execute. I have converted many innocuous robots into gay robots over the years. This was quite difficult to do even five years ago with the tools available at the time, by the use of AI chatbots has drastically reduced the time to do this now.
Are they any bootleg gay pornos of Kevin the Robot butt-slamming Screech??? Also, I remember reading that when Kevin the Robot was initially on SBTB, Kevin was playing by an actor in a robot costume. However, computers and electronics quickly improved to the point that a real robot was used in the place of the actor. I hadn’t even realized that there were gay robots before Kevin. It is strange to me that Screech designed Kevin to have a huge metal cock from which old oil is drained, and a metal asscrack from which battery acid “farts” are expelled. Screech is obviously a real pervert for designing Kevin in the way!
Feces Eater, I had to really think back to the origins of Kevin. It took a bit but this is what I recall happening. Screech had gotten sick of people picking on him, especially getting butt-slammed or farted on by most of the cast of SBTB. To get even with them Screech designed Kevin to be his friend and bodyguard. He gave him a giant metal cock, and an ass crack so Kevin could do to Screech’s enemies what they did to Screech. This might have worked had Zack not gotten wind of Screech’s plan. He told Slater, and they then went to Nerdstrom, who was in competition with Screech for the top class position at that time, and he agreed to reprogram Kevin to hate and attack Screech. After this was done the next time Slater held Screech down and ripped as on his head Screech yelled some command to Kevin. To Screech’s horror instead of attacking Slater Kevin instead expanded his giant metal cock and began telling Screech “Must Drain Oil”. He then grabbed Screech’ inserted his giant metal cock, and drained scalding hot oil into Screech’s butthole. Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding all laughed and high-fived! This began the reign of Kevin tormenting Screech as Screech never did figure out how to get around the programming Nerdstrom had done.
I just saw a funny episode of SBTB. In it Mr. Belding tells Screech that he’s been offered a spot in an exchange student program for excellent soccer players in China. When Screech told Mr. Belding he didn’t play soccer Mr. Belding told him that didn’t matter as he had already been accepted. Screech cheered and said he couldn’t wait to visit some ant farm in China he’d heard about. Mr. Belding said “yeah, whatever”, then ripped a massive fart and told Screech to pack his stuff as his flight left later that same day. Screech packed, went to the airport, and flew to China where he was met by some Chinese mafia guys. They grabbed Screech by his Jewfro and tossed him in a van. For the next 6 months Screech spent 18 hours a day, 7 days a week, sewing soccer balls! When he finally got back to Bayside and complained to Mr. Belding Mr. B laughed and told him the Chinese mafia had paid him to send free workers to man their factory. He then showed Screech his new BMW. When Screech whined that he’d been held as a slave and paid nothing Mr. B got annoyed and said he thought Screech would be a bit more appreciative of him picking him for such an important international role. Mr. B then ripped off Screech’s Zubaz pants and gave him some rough butt-sex to teach him a lesson!
Barf, I don’t understand how Screech was able to build a working robot at age 14 or whatever he was, but he couldn’t figure out how to delete the program Nerdstrom installed. How hard could that possibly have been to unplug Kevin’s power supply and then remove his mother board and replace with a new one with new computer chips? Is it possible that the piping hot oil which Kevin pumped into Screech’s anus someone backed up into Screech’s brain and caused him to develop an adult-onset form of Down Syndrome?
Feces Eater, I never understood why Screech couldn’t figured out how to either reprogram, or just disable Kevin. One would think that Screech would have been smart enough to be able to dismantle Kevin’s metal cock, but he never did. It made me wonder if he liked having a raging queer robot who butt-slammed and farted on him all the time. It would have been funny if when Screech made his absurd fake sex tape he instead made a tape for his queer fanbase that had Kevin butt-slamming him, then ripping some noxious battery acid farts in his face. That video would have sold fast and actually made Screech a few bucks!
One of my favorite episodes was the graduation episode. In it Screech tells Mr. Belding he’s sad because he’s parents are going to a garage sale where they heard there would be a bunch of Elvis memorabilia instead of going to his graduation. In their place they decided to send Kevin the Robot. Mr. Belding laughed when he heard this, then lifted his leg and ripped a nasty fart. At the graduation the next day everyone else had their parents there except Screech. For him Kevin the Robot was there. When they announced Screech’s name Screech walked out to get his diploma and everyone being booing and throwing stuff. Kevin rolled up on stage and everyone saw his giant metal cock was fully erect. Screech seeing this yelled “Zoinks” as Kevin grabbed him with his claw, then ripped off his Zubaz graduation gown. Kevin then butt-slammed Screech before spraying hot oil all over Screech. While he did this all the kids, teachers, and their families cheered and threw things at Screech. It was a very hot episode!
I saw Screech back in 2018. He was manning some filthy urinals at a minor league baseball game in Sheboygan Wisconsin. He was just standing there like a weirdo watching dudes piss and cheering them on. I happened to let loose a nice fart and he began clapping, then told me I was a true Maestro the way I was combining farts with my pissing attributes. The next thing I knew his nose was pressed into my ass. I gave him a really hard donkey kick to the chest which caused him to fall to the ground moaning. I then washed my hands and got out of there.
Kevin the Robot Fanatic, did you ever see the infamous “lost” episode of Saved By The Bell where it was revealed that Kevin the Robot was friends with the robot from Rocky IV? As you may recall, Rocky Balboa gave his best friend, Paulie, a talking and moving robot as a birthday present. Paulie eventually got bored with the robot and sold it to an NBC executive. The NBC executive brought it to the NBC studio lot one day that the Rocky IV robot became buddies with Kevin. In the lost episode, Kevin and the Rocky IV robot roll from Screech’s house to Bayside High School to celebrate Screech’s birthday. They end up in Mr. Belding’s office with Mr. Belding and the cool kids present as they sang “Happy Birthday” to Screech. After singing, Screech asked what his birthday gift was. The Rocky IV robot said “Bzzt! Here it is Screech!” and then a huge metal cock emerged from its crotch. The Rocky IV robot then grabbed Screech with its claws and tore off Screech’s Zubaz! The Rocky IV robot inserted its metal cock into Screech’s anus and started viciously butt-slamming Screech! As this was happening, Screech begged Kevin for help to save him. Kevin rolled 180 degrees so that his back was facing Screech and then rolled backwards until his metal asscrack was about 8 inches from Screech’s face and then ripped a potent battery acid fart! Mr. Belding, Slater, and Zack initially laughed hysterically before pulling down their pants and masturbating vigorously during this encounter! The Rocky IV robot and Kevin the Robot really got Screech good that time!
Pounder, your experience with Screech is typical. He was notorious for leering at men peeing at urinals and for eavesdropping on people taking smelly dumps. I ran into him at a rest stop in Reno, NV back in the summer of 2019. I had stayed at a crappy motel called “America’s Best Travel Inn” in Reno the night before, but the bathroom in my room was clogged, so I had to stop at rest stop to do my business. Screech was working as a bathroom attendant and was as annoying as a bathroom attendant as he was on Saved By The Bell, as hard as that may be to believe! Screech kept asking me if I needed any breath months or colon spritzes as I was peeing at a urinal. I farted, hoping it would scare him away, but then I felt his hook nose digging deep in the crack of my ass, just like you did. I was so irritated that after peeing, I turned around and yanked off his Zubaz and viciously butt-slammed. I’m not even gay, but I felt I had to do this to teach Screech a lesson!
Ass Breath, that was a fantastic episode! I just happened to see another episode that starred Kevin. It was a Father’s Day episode, and in it Screech kept hinting to Kevin that he expected a Father’s Day present from him, since Screech saw himself as Kevin’s father. Kevin went along with it, and on Fathers Day he brought Screech breakfast in bed. He said “Happy Fathers Day Screech”, then dumped the entire tray of food and scalding hot coffee on Screech. Kevin then said “Oopsie” as Screech screamed in pain. Kevin then turned around and ripped a massive battery acid fart in Screech’s face which caused Screech to cough repeatedly. When Screech complained that he was in a lot of pain Kevin said some hot oil would help Screech’s already burned skin. Kevin then extended his giant metal cock and ripped off Screech’s Zubaz pajamas. He then bounced Screech up and down on his cock until he sprayed hot oil all over Screech causing Screech to scream in pain again. Kevin then left Screech laying there, not even bothering to clean up the breakfast he’d dumped on Screech, and rolled away to go off and watch his favorite TV show “Small Wonder”. Kevin really got Screech good that Fathers Day!
Kevin the Robot Fanatic, that was a fantastic Father’s Day episode and Screech deserved everything which Kevin did to him! I always laughed whenever Kevin would dump food on Screech, pretend it was an accident, and then say “Oopsie,” as if that somehow made it ok. I am pretty sure that Kevin was powered by Alkaline batteries, so his “battery farts” were essentially clouds of highly caustic potassium hydroxide, which may have been more painful on Screech’s skin than hot coffee!
Ass Breath, I always liked when Kevin stood up to Screech. Kevin didn’t like that Screech saw him as a butler, and taught him many lessons that Screecg never seemed to learn. I’m sure being around Screech Kevin got to see what an annoying, depraved, weirdo, Screech was. When Screech would try and boss him around, like Screech demanding Kevin pamper him on Father’s Day I’m sure Kevin was insulted and embarrassed with the idea he was related to Screech. I always loved when Kevin would turn around and rip a battery acid fart in Screech’s face. I’m sure Screech regretted designing Kevin with that ability. When I watched that episode I wondered why the hell Screech wasn’t making breakfast for his father on Father’s Day? I wonder if by that time he’d abandoned Screech and Mrs. Powers?
Dookie Stain, I’m the manager of the America’s Best Travel Inn, in Reno NV. I don’t appreciate your comments about my family friendly budget conscious motel being “crappy”. I recall your stay vividly. Upon checking in I told you the toilet had been clogged by the prior nights guest, who just so happened to be the legendary Louie Anderson! Normally I would have charged a bit more for that room, being that a celebrities turd was stuck in the toilet. When I told you this you were very excited and I told you we had disabled the toilet as we intended to make it a shrine to Louie. I gave you a 5 percent discount since you’d have to leave your room to use another toilet, but were free to gaze at the massive dookie Louie had left us. I feel I treated you right and really showed you what our budget friendly motel could offer. I could be wrong but I recall myself offering you a free ticket to lurk in the walls and peep at unsuspecting travelers! That’s normally a $9.99 value!
I want to know why the hell Screech’s parents went to a garage sale instead of attending their only son’s High School graduation?! In their place they sent a robot their son had built?! No wonder Screech was deranged. I wonder if they moved away and didn’t tell him when he went to Cal U?
Angie, my room smelled horrible. Not only could I not use the toilet, the entire room stunk like an anus as a result of the dookie floating in the clogged toilet. It wasn’t worth it to save $5, I can tell you that much!
Dookie Stain, you are ungrateful for my stellar hospitality and aren’t welcome at my fine establishment. Since your visit my maintenance man drained that toilet, and used a clear epoxy to seal Louie’s massive turd in the toilet. That removed the smell, and that is now known as the “Louie Anderson Suite” which goes for a hefty premium over our regular room rates. I took the time to print out some pictures of Louie from the internet and hung them by the toilet in his honor. Since he passed away that room has become a true shrine to a great man. You had the honor of using that room when Louie’s turd was still fresh, and you got a nice discount! Some of my guests would pay even more if Louie’s aroma was still in the room (but to save the turd from breaking down I had to seal it quickly). Screech stayed with us and never left us anything except for some fleas, and a soiled pair of underoos.
Angie, your motel is a notorious dump! Look at all of the one-star reviews on Yelp. I swear that I also heard something moving in the drywall behind my room. At first, I thought maybe it was mice or rats, but at one point, I ripped a loud fart while sitting on the bed watching TV, and I could have sworn I heard someone mumble something which sounded like “Zoinks!” coming from behind the drywall. What was that all about?
I wonder whether Kevin the Robot was allowed to visit Screech in North Korea? He seems to be missing from the videos on the new post.
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