There are many AI-generated videos of Screech singing, several of which are posted below.
Here are two videos of commercials for Screech's Christmas album, "Zoinks! It's Christmas."
Here are videos of Screech singing songs about Mr. Belding and AC Slater farting in his face. In the third video below, John Arby stands up and belches in Screech's face.
Here are two AI-generated videos of Screech singing power ballads about Mr. Belding.
Here is an AI-generated video of Screech dressed up in an MC Hammer-like costume while singing in a courtroom.
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Was “Zoinks! It’s Christmas” a self-published vanity project, just like “Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess”?
If not for his run as Screech on SBTB he never would have been allowed to sing anywhere, except a street corner in the slums. I was happy when John Arby stood up to that madness and belched in Screech’s face. It was an abomination that Screech would try to make money off of Christmas by singing some horrid song that consisted of him yelling “Zoinks” over and over. I do think he should have explored that song where he admitted Slater farted in his face. If he’d written that during the Salty the Pocketknife years his queer fans would have gone bonkers for it!
I just saw an episode of SBTB I don’t recall seeing before. In it Screech was at home and he had an older brother named Dennis. Dennis was a metal head and was always wearing an Iron Maiden or Metallica t-shirt. Dennis made fun of his Mom listening to Elvis and really made fun of Screech for being in love with Mr. Belding and listening to New Kids on the Block. At one point Dennis wanted to watch the Lakers game and Screech was watching He-Man. When Screech wouldn’t change the channel Dennis sat on his head and ripped a really loud fart. The fart was so powerful it flattened part of Screech’s Jew-fro. Dennis then changed the channel and began watching the Lakers game. Screech ran to his mother’s room crying and when he opened the door he found Mr. Belding and Zack’s Dad spitroasting her! When he yelled Dennis had farted on him Mrs. Powers told him to get the hell out of her room and Zack’s Dad threw a shoe at his head. The laugh track roared as this happened. I wonder why Dennis wasn’t seen in any other episodes? Until today I didn’t know Screech had a brother!
I remember an episode of SBTB where Bayside had a hockey team. Screech begged Mr. Belding to let him sing the national anthem before the game against valley. Mr. Belding gave in, which infuriated Lisa Turtle who was supposed to sing. To get back at Screech she got Maxwell Nerdstrom to hack into the PA system and play a dubbed tape that had Screech singing about how he worshipped Mr. Beldings hairy ass. The fans hearing this sacrilege in place of the national anthem went berserk and threw garbage and food at Screech causing him to yell “Zoinks” and flee the ice arena. Later on Mr. Belding gave him detention for his performance and told him it would be held in a dumpster outside his office. When Screech got there Mr. Belding, Mr. Dewey, and Zack’s Dad were all there and took turns buttslamming Screech before tossing him into the dumpster and high fiving each other.
Anonymous, that episode with Dennis as Screech’s older brother was par for the course. Remember Kelly’s step-brother who was in a couple episodes, but was never again seen or talked about? Even Kevin the Robot seemingly disappeared after a few early episodes. But I have to say that I always enjoyed the episodes where someone sat directly on Screech’s head and then ripped ass - the best ones were when someone say bare-assed on Screech’s head and either ripped a wet fart or sprayed diarrhea!
Screech had the voice of an angel, and the dick of a tiny infant.
I wish that Screech had tried that stupid dance and rapping on the People’s Court. Judge Warner would have had Rusty the balliff beat Screech with his Billy club, then would have drug him back to his chambers for a nice game of “Neptune, King of the Sea”.
When Screech was performing in Salty the Pocketknife, did random strangers walk up to him on the stage and belch or fart on his face while he was performing? I bet Screech loved that
He actually wore assless zubaz during their blistering performances so that in the middle of their set, during his bass solo, evan stone could come up from behind and fuck him in the ass while screech killed the audience's ears with his horrendous playing.
I toured the NBC studio lot back in the late 1990s. The tour guide took us past Mr. Belding’s trailer. Mr. B had a bunch of empty Pizza Hut pizza boxes on the ground in front of the trailer. As we drove past his trailer, I heard the conspicuous sound of loud butt-slamming coming from inside, as well as a few farts and utterances of “Zoinks!” I was later informed by a security guard that Mr. B and Evan Stone were inside the trailer spot-roasting Screech and repeatedly ripping ass in Screech’s face.
I heard that when they finally returned that trailer to the equipment rental company, the walls were so coated with shit, cum & piss that they had to chalk the whole thing up as total loss and sent the bill to Nickelodeon, even though they didn't even produce that show!..
I was working with Star Trailers at the time and can say with authority that Belding’s trailer was by far the most disgusting thing I’d ever seen. For some reason Belding had the same trailer for the entire run of the show. So it sat there for over a decade. Screech tried demanding a trailer of his own as most of the other actors had then but the producers told him he could use a dumpster that was near Mr. Belding’s trailer. When the original series ended we picked up all the other trailers except Mr. Belding’s, as the series was continuing on with him. When Screech returned he again demanded a trailer and was told since the dumpster he’d used during the original series had been removed he’d now need to use a gas station bathroom a few blocks away. Anyhow, when we finally did pick up Belding’s trailer you could smell the stench of anus 10 feet away. One worker who went in it only stayed for about a minute and said it was the most disgusting thing he’d ever seen. He came down with some unknown sickness within hours and spent a few days in the hospital. Thankfully he recovered. We did send in a crew in biohazard gear but they came back and reported it was a total loss. In the end we had it towed into the desert and burned it. We originally sent the bill to Screech because we felt that was funny. But after we heard nothing and realized he would never pay up we sent it to Nickelodeon and listed it as a Dan Schneider mishap. (Dan was known for eating ridiculous amounts of food, then spraying diarrhea everywhere). Nickelodeon quickly paid up.
I worked at a zoo in the summer when I was in high school. I used to hose down the lion cage and the gorilla cage, to clean off doodoo. Believe me, those animals cages were filled with feces and the stench was horrendous! However, when I took a tour of the NBC back lot in 1997, we walked past Mr. Belding’s trailer and it stunk worse than any of the zoo cages! Mr. Belding must have gone diarrhea on the floor or walls, as it had the odor of stinky butt holes! I don’t understand why Screech was turned on by that - I heard that Mr. B would eat several pepperoni pizzas per day and would then butt-slam Screech and would rip smelly wet farts while butt-slamming Screech!
Screech was a real idiot. He was a terrible actor on a teen show. On the show he was initially intelligent and a good student. Over time he dated the principal, became his unpaid assistant, and degraded to where he was borderline retarded. His initial nerdy dress was funny for a smart kid, but Screech got more and more flamboyant and was well into his twenties and still wore ridiculous outfits along with a massive Jew-fro. Mr. Belding seemingly wasn’t all that much better. Although he didn’t regress into a retarded person, he did spend most of his time chowing down on pizzas, ripping ass, and having butt-sex with his poofy headed assistant. We now know that continued into his trailer where he spent his off hours spraying diarrhea, and engaging in even more butt action with Screech.
One summer during college I worked part time on the set of the New Class. I was a stagehand and would help move sets around etc. I was warned by my coworkers to stay away from Mr. Belding’s trailer as all sorts of rowdy and depraved action took place in it. I would regularly see Mr. Belding, Mr. Tuttle, Zack’s Dad, and many other male actors head into Mr. Belding’s trailer along with Screech. Then I could hear insanely loud farts, some moaning, and that idiot Screech yelling “Zoinks” repeatedly. One time I was near the trailer helping move some pieces of a set when I heard the loudest fart I’ve ever heard followed by the sound of a window shattering. Somehow the fart blew out the window! I’d also see regular deliveries from Pizza Hut to Mr. Belding’s trailer. I found this odd as craft services provided the cast and crew a really nice buffet every single day.
https://nypost.com/2026/05/03/us-news/fears-of-mysterious-beast-spread-in-ohio-after-locals-record-eerie-howls-enormous-footprints/
I have on good authority Screech is currently living in Northeast Ohio and is once again living with a family of Bigfoots. Just in time for summer season Screech is once again harassing a family of Sasquatch’s while trying to avoid his many creditors. I am on the case once again, and ask anyone with tips to post them here. There could be a small reward if a tip leads to the apprehension of Screech.
Someone named Mike Wooley claims he encountered two Sasquatches in Louisiana in 1981 while he was out hunting on the woods. How long until there are credible reports of Screech living with a family of Sasquatches after faking his own death in order to evade his creditors??
https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/man-spotted-two-bigfoots-faces-32021623
Mr. Belding must have seemed so old and out-of-shape to a high school kid. Most high school boys had fantasies about hooking up with a hot-looking older woman at that age. However, Screech’s fantasy was for Mr. Belding to eat a large plate full of pizza and hot dogs, wash it down with soda, and then belch and fart in his face before butt-slamming him? Screech must have been a real weirdo!
I have always wondered if Screech was always a raging homosexual or did he initial have some hetero instincts? I wonder if he did actually like Lisa Turtle, but after she shot him down and humiliated him thousands of times he realized he should set his sights lower. He then somehow fell in love with Mr. Belding because Belding was nice to him at the time. I think that’s all it took. From then on Screech was obsessed with being around Mr. Belding.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/saved-bell-star-got-12-check-fame-trapped-screech-tragic-death-co-star
Here is a news article about a show that is premiering tonight. It’s called “Hollywood Demons” and tonight’s episode is about Screech! I really hope they dig into all the sordid details, as well as the conspiracies that have thrived since his “death”. Hopefully they have some realistic Bigfoot reenactments where Screech is getting farted on by a 9 foot tall Bigfoot!
Barf, that’s a fantastic find! I don’t understand why Screech didn’t lean into his dorky/loser typecasting and do advertisements for video games or hair products for people with curly ‘fro hairdos. If he had a better attitude, he could have been a car salesman and people would have actually probably wanted to buy cars from him to hear his stories about the rowdy “Saved By The Bell” set.
I want to know what happened to Mr. Belding? From what I have read when Screech announced he had cancer the only person who called him was Lisa Turtle. Since his “death” there have been a few shows and interviews with most of his former cast mates. All except Belding. I can understand Belding being angry he was shut out of reunions and reboots, but so was Screech. At one point after the New Class ended Screech and Belding toured together doing some kind of standup I think. I hope tonight’s show investigates this and gets to the bottom of what must have been a bitter falling out between Screech and Mr. B.
I never understood why Screech took the position that he was too good to do anything other than acting or performing in front of an audience in order to make money. He could have made money be writing a book about all of the harassment he received, and people would have definitely bought it to hear tales about all of the belches and farts released in his face. I imagine that he experienced many encounters like those in the new post of AI videos.
I also think that Mr. Belding must have serious health issues, as he enjoyed talking to the press. I’m sure he would have released a statement about Screech if he was able to do so. Maybe he either has severe diabetes or dementia, as he was morbidly obese for many years.
I haven’t watched the new documentary on Screech, but in an article it mentioned his father said that Dustin wasn’t paid much, and that sending out signed photos to people who wrote to him cost them a fortune. He said after gas and photos there was almost nothing left. lol. Back in its heyday I imagine a few people wrote to Screech but certainly not enough to cost them all that much. I would have thought the studio would have handled that for them.
I found a few posts on the SBTB reddit as recently as a few months ago that question what happened to Mr. Belding. He seems to have gone MIA in 2019 and hasn’t returned. Hollywood tabloids are normally good at digging up dirt like health issues serious enough to keep one from even responding to something like Dustin dying? Prior to 2019 he was seen regularly at different events, and also posted on social media frequently. Since then nothing at all. It’s quite a mystery.
Hey everyone. I’m the co-founder of a Bigfoot group in Ohio. Right now I’m outside Akron investigation a flurry of Bigfoot sightings. I found this fine board because today I found some massive footprints, that were paired with some regular sized shoe prints. They were converse shoes. I also found some tattered, filthy, Zubaz pants as well as some large chunks of a coarse hair we determined to be of the Jew-fro variety. I then began some online sleuthing and found this board. I now believe Screech is in the area, along with a family of Bigfoots. I spoke with a lady who spotted a group of Bigfoots traveling along a small stream. She told me the stench of anus hit her first and almost knocked her over. She then scanned the area and saw the Bigfoots along with what she called “a goblin like creature”. She said the goblin looked right at her and then yelled “Zoinks”. I believe this was Screech. I will continue my hunt and report back here. I’ve tracked many Bigfoots in my career, but I’ve never seen so many reports. The woman said compared to “the goblin” the Bigfoots looked really attractive.
I think it seems likely that a family of Sasquatches took Screech in as some type of pet. They tried to scare him away by throwing rocks near him when they first encountered him in the woods, but eventually took pity on him. They allow him to be a sort of makeshift “bathroom attendant” for them - they let him gather leaves and sticks to use as toilet paper for when they take huge dumps and he hands them berries as a sort of natural breath mint. Sasquatches are notorious for their horrendous b.o., but Screech hasn’t bathed in years, so he fits right in.
I see that there is a newer post with many videos.
Last night I was walking my dog when I heard a rustling in the bushes. I stopped and watched, then heard an insanely loud fart, followed by a “Zoinks” then some moaning. Then some weirdo with a large Jew-fro and shredded multi colored pants fell out of the bushes and flopped around like a fish. Next thing I know a 9 foot tall Sasquatch comes out of the bushes. When it saw me and my dog it began walking away. Soon after that weird guy stood up and ran after the Sasquatch. Once they were gone I examined the bushes and found a large chunk of jewfro as well as an enormous turd I don’t believe could have been made by any man. The bushes also stank like a butthole! I sent in a tip to a local Bigfoot group and they came out with all kinds of photography and other scientific equipment. I really hope they get to the bottom of this.
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