Here is a nice clip of a fart scene from the 1995 comedy, "Major Payne." This clip reminds me of Mr. Belding and all of the times he ripped farts in Screech's face!
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Anus Goblin
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I remember an episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class where Mr. Belding ate a large deep dish pepperoni pizza followed by an entire large chocolate cake. Mr, Belding then called his unpaid assistant, Screech, into his office and ripped a 15-second fart like the one from Major Payne right in Screech’s face! Mr. Belding proceeded to pull down his 62-inch trousers and Screech began eating out his stinky butthole. It was really hardcore for a Saturday morning tv show!
I remember that! Did also have a full up front video panning of his arsehole which then zoomed in to show the ass contraction?
I like the fart 8 that clip, he has a lot of control, from what I remember of the sbtb years, mr B didn’t have that sphincter play down pat, so the pitch and intensity of his farts were all over the place.
Anus goblin, if I recall correctly, did screech drop to the floor, convulsed then missed before crawling on all fours to Mr B?
Anonymous, they did show a close-up of Mr. Belding ripping ass! You could clearly see the cellulite on the Big Bopper’s chunky legs swaying back and forth in waves during the fart. He did practice farting in Screech’s face for years to perfect his technique and Screech loved it. When he started practicing, Mr. Belding could only produce a 2-second fart, but after a couple years, he kept breaking his personal records until he finally reached 15-seconds for a wet fart!
Today A Rod decided to confront Mr B. After using and abusing his hospitality for the last few months. For some reason A Rod thought that with Corky out with his friends in the sunshine club, where they played ping pong and sang at the local rec ball, he would have chance for a pleasant man to man with the big bopper.
A rod set it all up with 5 or 6 bags of cheetos and Hershey chocolate kisses, but when Mr B agreed to sit down, he knew what was up! A Rod started off by laying down the rules saying it was his house and all that but then he got a glimpse of richards rhinoceros cock underneath his yellowing y fronts and started spluttering. Unfortunately for him mr B had his walkie talkie on the whole time and his best bud heard everything and charged home and lassoed an escaping a rod before giving him the reaming of his life!
At this point, Mr B had caught up with what had happened and got angry swiping all the slugger awards off the mantelpiece an smashing up furniture before shitting all over the floor and windows, leaving the deuce to leave a slimy trail down the glass.
I honestly don’t know where things will go from here as A Rod has seriously overstepped his mark this time. You should have seen corky lasso him with his diaper though! I wouldn’t be surprised if he is locked in the basement as we type, thrown over the coals and left to suffer :O
Rod, A-Rod definitely stepped out of line and Corky and Mr. Belding had to teach him a lesson. A-Rod is fortunate, however, that a ‘tard like Corky has a really bad memory and often forgets that he is angry at A-Rod after blowing his load into A-Rod’s anus!!
Steve, I hardly think me B would forget it, he apparently had a face like thunder afterwards. Are you saying that he has early onset Down’s syndrome and will forget this too?
He’s my brother and I would sure find it hit if he developed a huge bubble butt!
Corky and A-Rod were curled up on the couch cuddling which watching “The Goonies” a couple night ago. Corky told A-Rod that it was unfair that Hollywood was only casting him in roles for people with Down’s Syndrome. The deformed monster Sloth character was then shown in the movie and Corky then pointed out how great he was in that role. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and said that although the Sloth character does look a little like him, that was played by someone else. A-Rod then asked Corky to lie still so that he could fondle Corky’s bubble butt. Corky then insisted that he really was in “The Goonies” and said that A-Rod was an idiot who never listen to him and just wanted him for his body! Corky proceeded to remove his urine-soaked diaper which he used to strangle A-Rod while ass-raping him to teach him a lesson!!!!
Although I am straight, I have to admit that the thought of a ‘tard like Corky having his way sexually with former professional baseball player A-Rod is a huge turn-on. I masturbate constantly while thinking about Corky giving A-Rod rough anal while A-Rod blurts out “Zoinks!” and moans in ecstasy and pain. I also think it is hot that Corky uses A-Rod’s mouth as a toilet and constantly farts in A-Rod’s face. Do any other straight guys fantasize about Corky making A-Rod his homosexual sex slave???
Corky told A-Rod he is expecting another birthday gift from him. Corky asked A-Rod to move his penis around to the side of his ass. Corky thinks he is being very thoughtful by allowing A-Rod to keep his penis. Corky said that A-Rod’s peepee is so small that A-Rod probably won’t even notice the difference. A-Rod replied that Corky doesn’t understand how human anatomy works and that maybe he should read some anatomy books while A-Rod caresses Corky’s bubble butt. Corky got mad and said that A-Rod only wanted him for his perfect round ass and his enormous rhino cock! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson!!!
I am a professional pornographer and would love to film a couple scenes with Alex Rodriguez and Corky. In one scene, Corky could be a sick kid in the hospital and A-Rod promises to hit a home run for him. When A-Rod strikes out instead of hitting the home run, Corky summons the strength to take a cab to Yankee Stadium where he rapes A-Rod in the showers. In another scene, Mr. Belding is at bat and A-Rod is playing catcher. Mr. Belding rips a huge fart in A-Rod’s face and A-Rod falls over from the force of the fart hitting him like a freight train. Corky rushes onto the field from the stands and accuses A-Rod of cheating on him and then rapes him while Mr. Belding summons a vendor to purchase 10 hot dogs!
Herschel, you found turn those amazing ideas into commercials! I’m the first one I’m thinking instead of a cab Corky takes an Uber, and it becomes an Uber commercial. In the second Mr. B orders 10 Oscar Meyer hotdogs and they are the commercial. They could play them during every baseball game, into the World Series! Everyone would make millions! What do you think? MLB has a huge queer fanbase.
Barf, I think it would be cool to see a commercial where Mr. Belding is at the plate and then Jason Heyward suddenly appears out of nowhere to belch into Mr. Belding’s asshole to motivate him to get a hit. Then Jason Heyward shows a can of Mountain Dew which he had just drunk prior to the belch! Maybe when Mr. Belding rips his fart in A-Rod’s face, it is revealed that he is eating a deep dish pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut as well?
I have a stinky diarrhea butthole. I think it would be really hot if a former baseball star such as Alex Rodriguez licked my anus clean!! The idea of Corky ordering A-Rod to do this and then laughing with his best buddy, Mr. Belding, is an enormous turn-on for a gay man like myself. I also like the idea of Mr. Belding eating an enormous bag of ranch flavored Doritos and then belching right into A-Rod face afterwards!
Today Corky took a nice dump in the pool and then used a water nozzle in the pool to clean his ass. Mr. B who was laying on a chair eating a giant bag of Doritos lifted his leg and ripped a 12 second fart to support his best friend. A Rod however came out and yelled at Corky for shitting in the pool, and told him rubbing his asshole on the jets was gross. Corky felt he had been a good boy, as did Mr. B, who let loose a monster belch that sprayed Cheetos everywhere. Corky climbed out of the pool and belted A Rod in the face knocking him into the pool. He then threatened to drown A Rod unless A Rod gobbled up his turd that was floating around. A Rod quickly complied and Corky happily paddled away using his kickboard and water wings.
Today is Corky's 56th birthday, which is 112 is 'tard years. Corky is really angry because A-Rod failed to grow a hook nose or become Jewish like his former lover, Screech. A-Rod also failed to give anal birth to a child. Corky accused A-Rod of eating greasy food in an effort to abort his anal pregnancy and Corky told A-Rod he is an evil person!
A-Rod nervously stripped naked and laid on his stomach before inserting a lit candle into his anus. He told Corky that his body was Corky's birthday gift to use as he sees fit. Corky got really, really angry and asked if this was a joke! He told A-Rod he was a perv and asked where the hell was all of the cake and pizza that a normal person would have on his birthday? Mr. Belding was eating a huge bag of stinky Cool Ranch Doritos and then expelled a 10-second smelly belch into A-Rod's face to support Corky's outburst!
Corky told A-Rod was this was his worst birthday celebration ever and then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson! Mr. Belding drank a couple bottles of Hershey's chocolate syrup during the rape which periodically belching and farting to show his support for Corky, his best friend in the entire world!
Thank goodness Corky has Mr. B there to try and salvage his birthday. He was so looking forward to it, and that pervert A Rod blew it. He did none of the things Corky asked for, and instead tried to get Corky to meet his twisted sexual desires. I’m sure without Mr. B there belching and farting his support Corky would have melted down. I hope Corky breaks up with A Rod over this disgrace.
I need my Corky!! I cried myself to sleep last night and everyone is being mean to me. I miss my bubble butted buddy who during my campaign lived in my basement with me and farted in my face day and night. Some say those farts gave me brain damage, but I’d take that bubble butt sitting on my face ripping wet farts any day. Corky, come pay me a visit in the White House! I’ll kick out that old bag and you can fart in my mouth for old times sake!
Yesterday evening, Corky really had to take a piss and was trying not to go in his diaper as he's been trying hard in his potty training classes. Corky said that he needed to go to the toilet but Mr. Belding suggested that maybe Corky wasn't ready for that yet so he should instead pee into A-Rod's sock drawer in his dresser. Corky thanked Mr. Belding for providing such a helpful suggestion and then they both went A-Rod's bedroom. Mr. Belding then ripped a rank 12-second pepperoni fart to motivate Corky into peeing into A-rod's sock drawer. His best friend's motivation fart helped a lot and within seconds Corky was taking one hell of a piss into A-Rod's sock drawer! After finishing, Corky said he needed to go dookie. So Mr. Belding opened the underwear drawer in A-rod's dresser and suggested that Corky go dookie into it! Mr. Belding expelled a 10-second Dorito/Mountain Dew belch to motivate Corky to take a dump. After spraying diarrhea for a couple minutes, Mr. Belding suggested that Corky use the sheets on A-Rod's bed to wipe his butt clean. Mr. belding again expelled a 12-second pepperoni fart to cheer Corky up. Then they walked downstairs to watch cartoons and eat a cake. A couple hours later, A-Rod got home from shopping at Wal-Mart and noticed that the entire house smelled like anuses and urine. A-Rod asked Corky if he had an "accident" in the house. Corky was so insulted by A-Rod's rude comment that he threw A-Rod a beating and ass-raped him while Mr. Belding ate a deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizza while ripping several 10-12 second farts!
Joe how’s this for an idea, how about installing Corky as your VP and the zBig BOpper as your press secretary?
Your democratic fanbase would go crazy for these two icons of the community and the fact the corkage is registered disabled sure puts him at the top of your intersectionality tree!
I can just imagine the cork getting up to the podium to demand reparations off the taliban with toilet roll dangling out of his ass. I can also imagine Mr. B addressing US troops with his ass and driving the new, diverse and multicultural armed forces into a sexual frenzy whe. He pokes his Pringle can sized dong out.
Hey guys. I’ve been checking out this board regularly as my goal isn’t to make sure we have a proper fighting force, but to ensure gender equity, and that the LGBTQ community is represented in today’s modern military. I also want to add in ‘Tards and could see someone like a Corky being in our Air Force and flying a fighter jet. I want to encourage all of you to join the military. We could really use all of you. We are trying to recruit Mr. B. No more ageism in today’s military. We want a 500 pound 70 year old man as part of our elite fighting force! We want dudes huffing each other’s farts and sticking tampons up their asses. We want pregnant women giving birth in tanks. That’s a true inclusive environment that will make us the envy of the world! As a side note I will be in Miami this weekend and will be dressed as Screech. If a “Belding” could give me a good ass reaming I’ll be in a dumpster behind the McDonalds on South Beach at 11pm tonight.
Ah, so that explains why your men were busy leapfrogging over each other and farting mere inches from their colleagues faces at Kabul airport after the attack?
I sure love the way that you assembled a rainbow coalition of men and women from all skin colours and 50 different genders in your fighting force. I found it really inspiring when seeing the Reuters footage showing your men going in and out of the public lavatories and dumpsters as the scramble raged on the ground!
That is correct. We also trained the Taliban to do naked leapfrogging and all kinds of other homoerotic moves. We feel this is a new kind of battle technique. Instead of the old military style of killing our enemies and preparing for war we now are more concerned with teaching things like scat play, and tranny makeup. I am committed to having the most diverse military ever. By next year we will have an entire F-16 squadron of ‘Tard’s who wear diapers and I’m hoping their commander will be Corky. We already have numerous stealth fighter jet pilots who are transgender as well as tank battalions of raging homos who use their tanks to have hot man action. Instead of MRE’s we provide them with Pizza Hut deep dish pizzas. I have to say when they finish a mission the tank smells like ripe anus, but that’s the price of having true diversity.
Quumf, I’m so glad you caught our troops leapfrogging away! That is a new technique we developed recently. Instead of the old, and racist, army crawl, we now teach a much more accepting and diverse leapfrog maneuver where all genders can feel accepted. We do encourage our troops to show their fighting spirit by ripping ass in the faces of their comrades as they do this. We are soon going to replace the Marine “hoo-rah” with belching.
I would love to see a Corky fly a fighter jet. If he even got off the ground he would crash within seconds. He would then blame A Rod and beat him unmercifully then give him a lovely ass raping. I also could see Mr. B being the face of our military, with him posing with his massive dong having out while eating a bag of Cheetos. He would replace the old “Uncle Sam” posters and would be pointing a Cheetos dust covered finger at the viewer with the old slogan “I Want You” for whatever branch of the military needs recruits. This would have millions of deranged queers enter the military!
Rim, don’t you just love the way that even though he lost control as early as just exiting the runway, he still managed to completely flip the plane over? It is such an erotic pose as well, could you please confirm if this was taken just after the crash as well?
I can just imagine how Randy all the sailors would get if they were responsible for taxiing pilot corky out of the blocks! I bet he would put a rod in the front seat then reach around intermittently to get his crack pipe
What I want to know is who the hell is that guy behind the tail? Was that a passenger? If so what person in their right mind would board a plane with Corky at the controls?!
Kurt, thank you for that spicy image, I just lost a major load on opening up. It’s not like you to descend onto these boards unannounced…is there some big A Rod news you are building up to?!
Damn, that new picture provides all the info we need to see A Rod did cause that crash! Poor Corky! He was taking flying so seriously and that degenerate A Rod had to try and grab his monster dong to get his rocks off. He’s lucky no one was hurt in the crash. Thankfully it looks like Corky did an expert job of landing the plane upside down. You can see by A Rod’s “Zoinks” he is absolutely guilty of what Corky said happened. I imagine that’s why A Rod is hiding on the other side of the plane. He knows after Corky finishes his interview with the FAA he’s in for a beating! Kurt can you confirm that that shot is from the official FAA report? That’s so cool you were able to get ahold of that. I have heard there is some hot footage of Corky really pummeling A Rod and trying to shove a propeller blade up A Rod’s ass!
Willie, be it known that the official black box recording also corroborated the theory that a rod made a grab for corkys monster dong whilst he was flying. You could clearly hear a grabbing type sound and A Rod begging ‘for a little bit’ and ‘lemme get my paw around your massive retard cock’ before you could quite clearly hear corky get out of his seat and slap something hard.
Kurt you are one demented fan to get a hold of the FAA report!
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I remember an episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class where Mr. Belding ate a large deep dish pepperoni pizza followed by an entire large chocolate cake. Mr, Belding then called his unpaid assistant, Screech, into his office and ripped a 15-second fart like the one from Major Payne right in Screech’s face! Mr. Belding proceeded to pull down his 62-inch trousers and Screech began eating out his stinky butthole. It was really hardcore for a Saturday morning tv show!
I remember that! Did also have a full up front video panning of his arsehole which then zoomed in to show the ass contraction?
I like the fart 8 that clip, he has a lot of control, from what I remember of the sbtb years, mr B didn’t have that sphincter play down pat, so the pitch and intensity of his farts were all over the place.
Anus goblin, if I recall correctly, did screech drop to the floor, convulsed then missed before crawling on all fours to Mr B?
Anonymous, they did show a close-up of Mr. Belding ripping ass! You could clearly see the cellulite on the Big Bopper’s chunky legs swaying back and forth in waves during the fart. He did practice farting in Screech’s face for years to perfect his technique and Screech loved it. When he started practicing, Mr. Belding could only produce a 2-second fart, but after a couple years, he kept breaking his personal records until he finally reached 15-seconds for a wet fart!
Today A Rod decided to confront Mr B. After using and abusing his hospitality for the last few months. For some reason A Rod thought that with Corky out with his friends in the sunshine club, where they played ping pong and sang at the local rec ball, he would have chance for a pleasant man to man with the big bopper.
A rod set it all up with 5 or 6 bags of cheetos and Hershey chocolate kisses, but when Mr B agreed to sit down, he knew what was up! A Rod started off by laying down the rules saying it was his house and all that but then he got a glimpse of richards rhinoceros cock underneath his yellowing y fronts and started spluttering. Unfortunately for him mr B had his walkie talkie on the whole time and his best bud heard everything and charged home and lassoed an escaping a rod before giving him the reaming of his life!
At this point, Mr B had caught up with what had happened and got angry swiping all the slugger awards off the mantelpiece an smashing up furniture before shitting all over the floor and windows, leaving the deuce to leave a slimy trail down the glass.
I honestly don’t know where things will go from here as A Rod has seriously overstepped his mark this time. You should have seen corky lasso him with his diaper though! I wouldn’t be surprised if he is locked in the basement as we type, thrown over the coals and left to suffer :O
Rod, A-Rod definitely stepped out of line and Corky and Mr. Belding had to teach him a lesson. A-Rod is fortunate, however, that a ‘tard like Corky has a really bad memory and often forgets that he is angry at A-Rod after blowing his load into A-Rod’s anus!!
Steve, I hardly think me B would forget it, he apparently had a face like thunder afterwards. Are you saying that he has early onset Down’s syndrome and will forget this too?
He’s my brother and I would sure find it hit if he developed a huge bubble butt!
Corky and A-Rod were curled up on the couch cuddling which watching “The Goonies” a couple night ago. Corky told A-Rod that it was unfair that Hollywood was only casting him in roles for people with Down’s Syndrome. The deformed monster Sloth character was then shown in the movie and Corky then pointed out how great he was in that role. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and said that although the Sloth character does look a little like him, that was played by someone else. A-Rod then asked Corky to lie still so that he could fondle Corky’s bubble butt. Corky then insisted that he really was in “The Goonies” and said that A-Rod was an idiot who never listen to him and just wanted him for his body! Corky proceeded to remove his urine-soaked diaper which he used to strangle A-Rod while ass-raping him to teach him a lesson!!!!
Although I am straight, I have to admit that the thought of a ‘tard like Corky having his way sexually with former professional baseball player A-Rod is a huge turn-on. I masturbate constantly while thinking about Corky giving A-Rod rough anal while A-Rod blurts out “Zoinks!” and moans in ecstasy and pain. I also think it is hot that Corky uses A-Rod’s mouth as a toilet and constantly farts in A-Rod’s face. Do any other straight guys fantasize about Corky making A-Rod his homosexual sex slave???
Corky told A-Rod he is expecting another birthday gift from him. Corky asked A-Rod to move his penis around to the side of his ass. Corky thinks he is being very thoughtful by allowing A-Rod to keep his penis. Corky said that A-Rod’s peepee is so small that A-Rod probably won’t even notice the difference. A-Rod replied that Corky doesn’t understand how human anatomy works and that maybe he should read some anatomy books while A-Rod caresses Corky’s bubble butt. Corky got mad and said that A-Rod only wanted him for his perfect round ass and his enormous rhino cock! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson!!!
I’m beginning to like a rod he is such a lothario! Has he ever made love to corky?
I am a professional pornographer and would love to film a couple scenes with Alex Rodriguez and Corky. In one scene, Corky could be a sick kid in the hospital and A-Rod promises to hit a home run for him. When A-Rod strikes out instead of hitting the home run, Corky summons the strength to take a cab to Yankee Stadium where he rapes A-Rod in the showers. In another scene, Mr. Belding is at bat and A-Rod is playing catcher. Mr. Belding rips a huge fart in A-Rod’s face and A-Rod falls over from the force of the fart hitting him like a freight train. Corky rushes onto the field from the stands and accuses A-Rod of cheating on him and then rapes him while Mr. Belding summons a vendor to purchase 10 hot dogs!
Herschel, you found turn those amazing ideas into commercials! I’m the first one I’m thinking instead of a cab Corky takes an Uber, and it becomes an Uber commercial. In the second Mr. B orders 10 Oscar Meyer hotdogs and they are the commercial. They could play them during every baseball game, into the World Series! Everyone would make millions! What do you think? MLB has a huge queer fanbase.
Barf, I think it would be cool to see a commercial where Mr. Belding is at the plate and then Jason Heyward suddenly appears out of nowhere to belch into Mr. Belding’s asshole to motivate him to get a hit. Then Jason Heyward shows a can of Mountain Dew which he had just drunk prior to the belch! Maybe when Mr. Belding rips his fart in A-Rod’s face, it is revealed that he is eating a deep dish pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut as well?
I have a stinky diarrhea butthole. I think it would be really hot if a former baseball star such as Alex Rodriguez licked my anus clean!! The idea of Corky ordering A-Rod to do this and then laughing with his best buddy, Mr. Belding, is an enormous turn-on for a gay man like myself. I also like the idea of Mr. Belding eating an enormous bag of ranch flavored Doritos and then belching right into A-Rod face afterwards!
Today Corky took a nice dump in the pool and then used a water nozzle in the pool to clean his ass. Mr. B who was laying on a chair eating a giant bag of Doritos lifted his leg and ripped a 12 second fart to support his best friend. A Rod however came out and yelled at Corky for shitting in the pool, and told him rubbing his asshole on the jets was gross. Corky felt he had been a good boy, as did Mr. B, who let loose a monster belch that sprayed Cheetos everywhere. Corky climbed out of the pool and belted A Rod in the face knocking him into the pool. He then threatened to drown A Rod unless A Rod gobbled up his turd that was floating around. A Rod quickly complied and Corky happily paddled away using his kickboard and water wings.
Today is Corky's 56th birthday, which is 112 is 'tard years. Corky is really angry because A-Rod failed to grow a hook nose or become Jewish like his former lover, Screech. A-Rod also failed to give anal birth to a child. Corky accused A-Rod of eating greasy food in an effort to abort his anal pregnancy and Corky told A-Rod he is an evil person!
A-Rod nervously stripped naked and laid on his stomach before inserting a lit candle into his anus. He told Corky that his body was Corky's birthday gift to use as he sees fit. Corky got really, really angry and asked if this was a joke! He told A-Rod he was a perv and asked where the hell was all of the cake and pizza that a normal person would have on his birthday? Mr. Belding was eating a huge bag of stinky Cool Ranch Doritos and then expelled a 10-second smelly belch into A-Rod's face to support Corky's outburst!
Corky told A-Rod was this was his worst birthday celebration ever and then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson! Mr. Belding drank a couple bottles of Hershey's chocolate syrup during the rape which periodically belching and farting to show his support for Corky, his best friend in the entire world!
Thank goodness Corky has Mr. B there to try and salvage his birthday. He was so looking forward to it, and that pervert A Rod blew it. He did none of the things Corky asked for, and instead tried to get Corky to meet his twisted sexual desires. I’m sure without Mr. B there belching and farting his support Corky would have melted down. I hope Corky breaks up with A Rod over this disgrace.
I need my Corky!! I cried myself to sleep last night and everyone is being mean to me. I miss my bubble butted buddy who during my campaign lived in my basement with me and farted in my face day and night. Some say those farts gave me brain damage, but I’d take that bubble butt sitting on my face ripping wet farts any day. Corky, come pay me a visit in the White House! I’ll kick out that old bag and you can fart in my mouth for old times sake!
Yesterday evening, Corky really had to take a piss and was trying not to go in his diaper as he's been trying hard in his potty training classes. Corky said that he needed to go to the toilet but Mr. Belding suggested that maybe Corky wasn't ready for that yet so he should instead pee into A-Rod's sock drawer in his dresser. Corky thanked Mr. Belding for providing such a helpful suggestion and then they both went A-Rod's bedroom. Mr. Belding then ripped a rank 12-second pepperoni fart to motivate Corky into peeing into A-rod's sock drawer. His best friend's motivation fart helped a lot and within seconds Corky was taking one hell of a piss into A-Rod's sock drawer! After finishing, Corky said he needed to go dookie. So Mr. Belding opened the underwear drawer in A-rod's dresser and suggested that Corky go dookie into it! Mr. Belding expelled a 10-second Dorito/Mountain Dew belch to motivate Corky to take a dump. After spraying diarrhea for a couple minutes, Mr. Belding suggested that Corky use the sheets on A-Rod's bed to wipe his butt clean. Mr. belding again expelled a 12-second pepperoni fart to cheer Corky up. Then they walked downstairs to watch cartoons and eat a cake. A couple hours later, A-Rod got home from shopping at Wal-Mart and noticed that the entire house smelled like anuses and urine. A-Rod asked Corky if he had an "accident" in the house. Corky was so insulted by A-Rod's rude comment that he threw A-Rod a beating and ass-raped him while Mr. Belding ate a deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizza while ripping several 10-12 second farts!
Joe how’s this for an idea, how about installing Corky as your VP and the zBig BOpper as your press secretary?
Your democratic fanbase would go crazy for these two icons of the community and the fact the corkage is registered disabled sure puts him at the top of your intersectionality tree!
I can just imagine the cork getting up to the podium to demand reparations off the taliban with toilet roll dangling out of his ass. I can also imagine Mr. B addressing US troops with his ass and driving the new, diverse and multicultural armed forces into a sexual frenzy whe. He pokes his Pringle can sized dong out.
Come on man, whaddya say Joe?!
Hey guys. I’ve been checking out this board regularly as my goal isn’t to make sure we have a proper fighting force, but to ensure gender equity, and that the LGBTQ community is represented in today’s modern military. I also want to add in ‘Tards and could see someone like a Corky being in our Air Force and flying a fighter jet. I want to encourage all of you to join the military. We could really use all of you. We are trying to recruit Mr. B. No more ageism in today’s military. We want a 500 pound 70 year old man as part of our elite fighting force! We want dudes huffing each other’s farts and sticking tampons up their asses. We want pregnant women giving birth in tanks. That’s a true inclusive environment that will make us the envy of the world! As a side note I will be in Miami this weekend and will be dressed as Screech. If a “Belding” could give me a good ass reaming I’ll be in a dumpster behind the McDonalds on South Beach at 11pm tonight.
Ah, so that explains why your men were busy leapfrogging over each other and farting mere inches from their colleagues faces at Kabul airport after the attack?
I sure love the way that you assembled a rainbow coalition of men and women from all skin colours and 50 different genders in your fighting force. I found it really inspiring when seeing the Reuters footage showing your men going in and out of the public lavatories and dumpsters as the scramble raged on the ground!
Thank god I voted Democrat !
That is correct. We also trained the Taliban to do naked leapfrogging and all kinds of other homoerotic moves. We feel this is a new kind of battle technique. Instead of the old military style of killing our enemies and preparing for war we now are more concerned with teaching things like scat play, and tranny makeup. I am committed to having the most diverse military ever. By next year we will have an entire F-16 squadron of ‘Tard’s who wear diapers and I’m hoping their commander will be Corky. We already have numerous stealth fighter jet pilots who are transgender as well as tank battalions of raging homos who use their tanks to have hot man action. Instead of MRE’s we provide them with Pizza Hut deep dish pizzas. I have to say when they finish a mission the tank smells like ripe anus, but that’s the price of having true diversity.
Quumf, I’m so glad you caught our troops leapfrogging away! That is a new technique we developed recently. Instead of the old, and racist, army crawl, we now teach a much more accepting and diverse leapfrog maneuver where all genders can feel accepted. We do encourage our troops to show their fighting spirit by ripping ass in the faces of their comrades as they do this. We are soon going to replace the Marine “hoo-rah” with belching.
I would love to see a Corky fly a fighter jet. If he even got off the ground he would crash within seconds. He would then blame A Rod and beat him unmercifully then give him a lovely ass raping. I also could see Mr. B being the face of our military, with him posing with his massive dong having out while eating a bag of Cheetos. He would replace the old “Uncle Sam” posters and would be pointing a Cheetos dust covered finger at the viewer with the old slogan “I Want You” for whatever branch of the military needs recruits. This would have millions of deranged queers enter the military!
Pops. if Corky flew a fighter jet, it would look just like this photo of Corky after piloting a small airplane:
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FLJypQw8K4s/XNT7bhBhPKI/AAAAAAAAAtw/yNwml4mQGHg51EzS43oKv4mfdwPgWDLEQCLcBGAs/s1600/Corky-the-Pilot--89559.jpg
Rim, don’t you just love the way that even though he lost control as early as just exiting the runway, he still managed to completely flip the plane over? It is such an erotic pose as well, could you please confirm if this was taken just after the crash as well?
I can just imagine how Randy all the sailors would get if they were responsible for taxiing pilot corky out of the blocks! I bet he would put a rod in the front seat then reach around intermittently to get his crack pipe
What I want to know is who the hell is that guy behind the tail? Was that a passenger? If so what person in their right mind would board a plane with Corky at the controls?!
Here is another image of that plane crash - Corky blamed it on A-Rod for touching him inappropriately!
https://kurtsteinberg.blogspot.com/2021/08/nice-picture-of-corkys-plane-crash.html
Kurt, thank you for that spicy image, I just lost a major load on opening up. It’s not like you to descend onto these boards unannounced…is there some big A Rod news you are building up to?!
Damn, that new picture provides all the info we need to see A Rod did cause that crash! Poor Corky! He was taking flying so seriously and that degenerate A Rod had to try and grab his monster dong to get his rocks off. He’s lucky no one was hurt in the crash. Thankfully it looks like Corky did an expert job of landing the plane upside down. You can see by A Rod’s “Zoinks” he is absolutely guilty of what Corky said happened. I imagine that’s why A Rod is hiding on the other side of the plane. He knows after Corky finishes his interview with the FAA he’s in for a beating! Kurt can you confirm that that shot is from the official FAA report? That’s so cool you were able to get ahold of that. I have heard there is some hot footage of Corky really pummeling A Rod and trying to shove a propeller blade up A Rod’s ass!
Asshawk, I discovered that photo after some sleuthing since everyone was wondering why that plane crashed. Obviously A-Rod was to blame!
Willie, be it known that the official black box recording also corroborated the theory that a rod made a grab for corkys monster dong whilst he was flying. You could clearly hear a grabbing type sound and A Rod begging ‘for a little bit’ and ‘lemme get my paw around your massive retard cock’ before you could quite clearly hear corky get out of his seat and slap something hard.
Kurt you are one demented fan to get a hold of the FAA report!
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