I recently discovered that the Zubaz company sold diaper covers at one point! Some of these are still being sold in the second-hand market on Amazon. Apparently these are worn over diapers. Corky is definitely going to want a set of these for his birthday!
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I heard that they used to sell these is XXXXXL size and that Mr. Belding bought a few pairs in the 90s. His are falling apart and have bright yellow pee stains in the front and dark brown dookie stains in the back!
Corky wore these are regular underwear without a diaper underneath the other day. These are so poorly made that when Corky made a huge dookie, its weight was too much for the fabric to support. His dookie landed on the carpet- Corky was mad and threw A-Rod a violent beating before have makeup anal sex
The Zubaz company many so many inferior products, and their largest customer was Screech. He thought Zubaz was cool and bought every overpriced piece of crap they made. From a Zubaz car to a Zubaz plane! Why the hell would anyone want a Zubaz diaper cover? I can understand Corky’s confusion, and also his righteous rage at A Rod for providing him with such an inferior piece of garbage.
Zubaz knew who they were marketing to. They knew that their patrons were not interested in tog rating, but more about how much ass juice the fabric could hold, and how quickly they could be ripped apart during a no holds barred dumpster party.
Anyway, this reminds me, Cork and his bud Mr B had spent most of this morning in their bunk beds, farting and eating a 'morning picnic' that consisted of about 50 milk duds that Mr B had moulded into a big ball with his hands with a generous portion of whipped cream and a limited edition 3 litre bottle of Baja Blast - mango surprise.
They had both been watching a few promos cut by Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior in the 80s and corky had a great idea to create their own in anticipation of an upcoming backyard wrestling match slated with the DeMasi twins. Corky got into his electric wheelchair and demanded that ARod get them some tv time right now on the Marquee Sports network. When ARod said no Corky flew into a T-Rage and pummelled his ass right infront of an approving Mr. B which obviously led to ARod apologising and getting the best buds a slot.
The Promo was so erotic! Mr B first came on the screen as 'the big bopper' dressed in a bayside singlet and started flexing before pointing at the camera and screaming that the Demasis' time was up and that despite their previous victories he had now returned stronger and had joined the 'Best Buds Nation of Domination', he then called in Corky! He came flapping in a bird costume stuttering over his words with a huge autistic scream and 'Th THIs Is THe eND dEmASI I I I gonna put U in a Cade...Cage and FeeEd YOU MY HoT dOg!!! He then got his huge 'hot dog' out as the Bopper screamed 'OOOh Yeah!' and Corks told the camera he 'hailed from parts unknown' before flexing his voluptuous bubble butt for a few seconds close up on cam. You could see his cheeks up close as they wobbled in and out, even the Big Bopper was leering. Boy, I sure can't wait for the bout with DeMasi and the Best Buds NoD!
Anyway, back to your point Chud, both the Cork and Belding were wearing zubaz singlets and they left nothing to the imagination...you could ALMOST smell them through the screen.
TruckStop Ox, you are correct about the Zubaz - they definitely were marketed specifically to the gay community to highlight how much ass juice and semen they hold rather than comfort or durability. They are notorious for trapping in heat so that whomever wears them starts sweating profusely from their ass, resulting in many funky odors!
The Zubaz wrestling singlets were also also quite noteworthy. I remember when WWF viewership really tailed off in the early 1990s after Hulk Hogan’s peak of popularity. The Zubaz company was popular in 1990 with their pants and they sponsored a pay-per-view WWF event where every wrestler wore Zubaz wrestling thongs. Whenever one of the wrestlers would fart, that wrestler’s Zubaz thong would partially disintegrate, leaving the wrestler with a big hole in the ass portion of thong! Hulk Hogan and King Kong Bundy had an infamous “buttplug” match where they ate pepperoni pizza and then attempted to fart out their buttplugs during the match! At one point, the Hulkster got body slammed and then kicked out. The Hulk then did his typical comeback before farting out his buttplug and tearing a hole in the ass portion of his Zubaz thong! Then he did his leg drop onto King Kong Bundy before rolling over so that his bare ass was pressed against King Kong Bundy’s face, at which point Hulk Hogan unleashed a loud 8-second wet fart! King Kong Bundy crinkled his nose as Hulk Hogan pinned him for the win!
Stink, that has to be one of the horniest things I have ever heard. I can only imagine how me and my buddies would have reacted if Papa Shango came into the match as well with his butt plug gleaming!
I am not American, but were shows like that actually shown on terrestrial tv in the early 90s? If so, the US was sure a fruity place!
Anonymous, no this was not on free tv - it was just on pay-per-view. It used to be that gays were viewed as weird and mentally ill in this country. However, this started to change when Saved By The Bell had storylines with Screech and Mr. Belding being gay- they started with subtle hints like Screech hanging out with Mr. Belding far too much. However, by the end of the series, Screech would jerk off while listening to Mr. Belding take dump and would tongue Me. Belding’s anus in the teachers lounge after lunch! Now there are many shows with openly gay characters who eat feces and sniff jockstraps and underwear skidmarks and everyone pretends this is normal
That sounds crazy! So how did you react when you were watching wrestlers in Zubaz and butt plugs slamming each other when your dad, big brother, grandfather and uncles were in the room?
Also I see those hot sbtb episodes come up on the spice network all the time...it blows my mind that these were being shown on morning television, but I guess that’s how it goes, huh stink?
The Cleaner, I only watched the wresting matches on video years later. But I heard that there were horny gay men masturbating in the aisles at the sports arena where it was filmed. Jake “the Snake” Roberts’ snake ended up in Bad News Brown’s anus during one of the matches!
Today A Rod was complaining that he’s noticed the media has given Aaron Rodgers his beloved A Rod moniker. He was near tears while telling Corky how he feels the media is forgetting about him and all of his baseball greatness. Corky consoled A Rod by telling him he’s a cheater, and baseball is for little girls. Mr. Belding seconded this with an insanely loud 6 second fart, that smelled so heinous when it reached A Rod’s nostrils he became aroused, then puked on the floor, getting a little on Corky’s special ‘tard sneakers. This enraged Corky who felt A Rod had disrespected his best friend, and proceeded to attack A Rod, rip off his Yankees uniform, and give him a good ass raping. Mr. B cheered on Corky with a few belches and farts as he guzzled a 2 liter of Fanta pineapple soda. When a Corky finally jizzed all over A Rod he then grabbed the shoe A Rod had puked on and shoved it up A Rod’s ass. He and Mr. B then went into the kitchen so Mr. B could get a bag of Cheetos and Corky could grab a dozen pop tarts. They then ate their snacks while watching cartoons. A Rod sure learned a valuable lesson that time!
Guys, I used to watch the WWF in the 80’s and my favorite matches were the “Dookie” matches. The wrestlers would each eat a huge meal I of greasy pizza, tacos, and all kinds of ethnic foods. They would then head into the ring and each wrestler would get a turn body slamming their opponent. The goal was to body slam them so hard they shit themselves. It was awesome watching these magnificent beefcakes clench their buttcheeks as they tired to keep from befouling themselves. I remember one match between Hulk Hogan and Big John Stud. We could see some dookie stains on both wrestlers, as they would do close up zoom in’s on the wrestlers asses after each bodyslam. At the 25th bodyslam the Hulkster gave some extra Hulkamania and when he tossed down Big John Stud there was a massive torrent of shit, and farts came roaring out of Big John Stud’s anus. The crowd, which had been limited to 18+ males went berserk and began wildly jerking off all over got the place. To celebrate Hogan dropped his pants and with an enormous sigh of relief, let loose a diarrhea torrent all over the adoring crowd. I wish they still had matches like that today! They really used to cater to the homosexual fanbase!
Brutus, those “Dookie” matches were great! Remember the one where the Million Dollar Man, Ted Dibiase, paid Andre, The Giant, to compete for him against The Ultimate Warrior? After being body-slammed just two times, Andre went diarrhea in the ring! Then he picked up The Ultimate Warrior and slammed him in the diarrhea puddle! Then Andre ass-raped The Ultimate Warrior- Andre ripped some insanely loud farts during this as the crowd cheered and jerked off. I remember that Jesse Ventura was the announcer for this match and it was very obvious that he was masturbating loudly while announcing!
El Stinkmeister, I totally remember that amazing match. Another one that sticks in my mind was Junkyard Dog vs Nicolai Volkoff. It was a brutal match and the crowd was cheering JYD as they all hated the communist loving Volkoff. There were already some dookie stains apparent on the “Thump” on JYD’s ass, and Volkoff’s red Speedo’s also had signs of shit. Around the 30th bodyslam unimaginable controversy happened. After being bodyslammed, and not shifting his pants, JYD got on all fours, then did his signature flying headbutt into Volkoff’s gut. Volkoff was overcome by the ferocity of the headbutt and immediately voided his bowels. The crowd of course went wild, but then the ref stepped in and disqualified JYD. Jessie Ventura of course was thrilled and argued JYD should have been disqualified, whereas Gorilla Monsoon stood up for JYD and said the rules allowed it. They then began jerking each other off as the stink of Volkoff’s ass juice hit them. To this day it is still a very controversial match.
Brutus, that Junkyard Dog match was great! I know I’ve seen shoot interviews with old wrestlers who said that JYD would drive to seedy housing projects to score crack cocaine during his last couple years in the WWF. Maybe he was high on crack during his match and forgot what he was supposed to do?
During the same wrestling special with all of the “Dookie” body-slam challenge matches, there was also a great Million Dollar Man vignette. In it, the Million Dollar Man and his assistant, Virgil, went to a public pool and bribed the guy working there so he could use the pool himself. The employee then kicked the kids out, claiming there was too much chlorine in the water. Virgil and The Million Dollar Man yelled at the kids to leave, calling them brats during this. After the kids left, they stood outside behind a chain link fence staring into the pool area. Virgil then pulled down the Million Dollar Man’s swim trunks and then the Million Dollar Man took a massive dump in the pool! Virgil then pulled out a roll of toilet paper and wiped the Million Dollar Man’s ass clean before throwing the used toilet paper over the fence at the kids! The Million Dollar Man then turned to the camera and said, “Everybody’s got a price ... for the Million Dollar Man!” Virgil then jerked him off into the pool water! After blowing his load, the WWF special showed another “Dookie” body-slam challenge match between Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat and Hercules.
Hey guys. All of this chatter about old time WWF matches has got me really hot and bothered. I remember an erotic match where Hacksaw Jim Duggan battled Greg the Hammer Valentine. It was a “Pepperoni” match, and both men had eaten a large deep dish pepperoni pizza before the match. The victor was to rip farts into the losers face, and the loser had to eat them and beg for more. It was a really close match and both wrestlers were pushed to the max. Because of their bellies full of pepperoni pizza they were a little sluggish, and a few times I swear they let loose some wet farts. After a lot of back and forth Hacksaw got down in his patented 3 point stance and left a wicked loud fart, giving him a turbo boost into his clothesline finisher. After that he quickly pinned the Hammer, then sat on his face ripping ass. The Hammer looked ecstatic and begged for more farts with Duggan complied with. At one point I remember the Hammer sticking out his tongue, while Duggan’s ass was an inch from his face. He was trying to lick Duggan’s anus. But the camera panned away quickly from that. I think it was a little to spicy for Saturday afternoon TV. They then cut to a shot of the crowd and they were jerking off wildly with semen flying everywhere. One could also see Koko B Ware, and the Missing Link having some hard core man love in the tunnel leading under the stadium. It was all very erotic and I had a tingling in my nether regions. At that moment I decided I would eat only deep dish pepperoni pizza for the rest of my life.
Pepperoni Pete, that infamous match was actually sponsored by Pizza Hut. At Harvard Business School, students have to review a case study on the marketing campaign associated with that match. It resulted in a massive spike in sales. In San Francisco, pizza orders shot up by 300% after that match since 98% of people living in that area watched the match live on tv.
Lipton Tea also saw a big increase in sales after sponsoring the “WWF Teabag Championship” tournament. The rules for different for this tournament- the wrestlers wore jock straps instead of wrestling underwear trunks. Each wrestler received points if they ripped a wet fart in their opponent’s face. After pinning his opponent, the winner had to pull off his jock strap and teabag the loser. Randy “Macho Man” Savage wrestled his own brother, “The Genius,” aka Leaping Lanny Poffo. It was so creepy when the Macho Man teabagged his own brother! I also had a good laugh when Andre The Giant was sitting on The Honky Tonk Man’s face and then coated his head with a massive diarrhea shower during the match!
I have solid information that now that he won’t have to worry about playing horrible baseball anymore Albert Pujols is making a major run at Mr. Belding and may be coming to leave green doo doo shits at A Rod’s house while he attempts to court Mr. B. I think Mr. B is way out of Pujols league but we shall see what happens.
Pops, what about Miguel Cabrera? He’s another former great who is still playing despite now being one of the worst players in the game. He’s also a big tubbo like Mr. Belding. I think he still has three years and $90 million left on his contract, so he probably won’t be released although he probably won’t play every day anymore. Maybe he can hook up with Mr. Belding from time to time? Just think about how hot it would be if Cabrera and Corky spit-roasted A-Rod while Mr. Belding cheered them on while eating a large deep dish Meat Lover’s pizza from Pizza Hut and guzzled down a couple 2-liters of Mountain Dew directly from the bottles? I imagine Corky wearing a special diaper which opens up in the front to allow his erect penis to come out - Corky is probably talented enough to have anal sex with A-Rod at the same time he is filling his diaper with dookie!!!
Gary, I hope Mr. B does find someone to service his penis and ass needs soon. It seems he’s barely hit the dumpster scene since Screech died. I know his best buddy Corky would love to see him find someone he could humiliate, and also have all his many penis and ass needs met. I doubt Pujols fits that bill, or even Cabrera. It would be highly erotic if Corky and Cabrera double teamed A Rod, especially if Corky was taking a dump in his diaper at the same time. But I’m concerned Mr. B wouldn’t get his own needs met. We can’t lose the Big Bopper, and I believe his only form of exercise over the past 3 decades was ass raping and violating Screech. I’m wondering if there is a washed up ex child star that can possibly fill the role Screech did?
Pops, it’s a difficult one as Screech was such an icon, and the community may never recover. Perhaps he can find a date outside of the dumpster scene who would treat him right? Perhaps in backyard wrestling as the image of him in Zubaz wrestling trunks is too hot to ignore.
However, I do have it on good authority that Mr B likes his current situation and taking advantage of ARods hospitality, perhaps he is no longer an all out sex hound any more? As a principal he is a highly intelligent man, and it seems he is more than happy feuding with Anthony Rizzo, Steve Bartman and the DeMasi twins
Mr. Belding is 70 years old, has a body fat % of around 56%, and his best friend in the entire world is a 55-year-old ‘Tard. He is 300lbs overweight. Can he even get an erection anymore? He probably derives more pleasure from devouring cans of cake frosting and eating handfuls of peanut M&M’s following be drinking 2-liters of Mountain Dew in three gulps than he would from having sex.
Gary, you may be right, he is a far cry from that pumping stallion in the bayside locker rooms. He always loved to fart though, and he was still ploughing screeches’ anus up until the end. I wonder if he has put down his crack pipe yet?
Gary and AssHawk, those are good points. It may be in the twilight of his life Mr. B has passed the torch to his best friend in the universe and is sexually living vicariously by watching and cheering on his best buddies sexual antics. He does seem to derive an amazing amount of pleasure concentrating on honing his belching and farting abilities, while eating and drinking all kinds of garbage. He also seems to have a burgeoning career as a back yard erotic wrestler. I am very much looking forward to his upcoming tag team match pitting he and Corky against the Demasi twins!
I for one cannot believe that the Big Boppers monster dong has gone limp. I believe he will die while bellowing like a hippopotamus as he jizzes on the ass of some scrawny weakling with a massive Jew Fro.
Pops you are really building up this grudge match! I am losing multiple loads every time I think of it and I know that many wrestle fans are starting to go wild about it on the forums. The problem is, no one knows what the twins bring to the table....will they be like the honky tonk man? Doink the clown? Does anyone even know how well hung they are? As everyone knows, this is a key attribute in backyard wrestling, it is just the shame that the dust isn’t around to give mr b some pointers from his wwe days.
Mr. Belding is notorious for having a very hairy ass full of long, unkempt hair. The other day, Mr. Belding was on a massive sugar high after eating five Pepperidge Farm chocolate cakes which were topped with Hershey’s chocolate syrup and M&M’s. The Big Bopper passed out after his sugar high. When he woke up a few minutes later and felt something tugging at his ass. Mr. Belding turned his head and saw that A-Rod was flossing his teeth with one of Mr. Belding’s long anus hairs! Mr. Belding was outraged and ripped a wet fart to teach A-Rod a lesson! The lesson plan went awry as A-Rod is a giant freak - he fell over and moaned while jizzing his pants as the stench from the fart really turned him on! Corky walked on this and accused A-Rod of cheating on him. Corky got so angry that he expelled three pounds of dookie into his diaper, which he took off and then used to strangle A-Rod while raping him! Mr. Belding cheered A-Rod on turning this attack and then grabbed A-Rod’s electric beard trimmer and used it to trim his matted ass hairs! Mr. Belding farted repeatedly while trimming his ass hairs - A-Rod’s beard trimmer is now rusty and smells like baked ass!!
El Stinkmeister, I’m shocked Corky sticks around that deranged cheater A Rod. Flossing with another mans ass hair, then jizzing ones pants at the mere smell of their wet fart is demented and sick. Corky was right to toss him that beating, although I feel A Rod does many of these things as he enjoys being beaten, humiliated, and sexually dominated by a 55 year old ‘tard. I think Corky may need to step up his lessons like Mr. B did back in the day. Mr. B was able to get the entire Bayside gang to join in, many times resulting in Screech winding up with a nice little hospital stay. Hopefully Corky increases the lessons he teaches A Rod as he learns from the true master, Mr. B.
Did Mr B ever let Screech give it to him, or give him a reach around?
Screech never got his tiny cocktail frank near Mr. B’s ass, and I can only recall one time when Mr. B inadvertently brushed against Screech’s Zoinker. Screech thought he had got a reach around from Mr. B but quickly found out he was incorrect. Screech was only there to make sure every one of Mr. B’s penis and ass needs was taken care of. He was not allowed to ever get pleasure himself.
Today Mr. B was bummed out as his kids mother is now dead. He reminisced with Corky about the good old days, when he would send Screech to the hospital, and then cook Hound Dog for dinner. Corky told him he needs to find a new mother for his boys and named people like Webster, the Problem Child guy, Doogie Houser, Willis, and a ton of other former child stars. Mr. B said none of them have poofy Jew fro’s and Corky then demanded A Rod find a new lover for his best friend in the world. A Rod not wanting a beating said he would make some calls and Mr. B and Corky talked about hitting up some rest stops and dumpsters to cheer Mr. B up. Mr. B and Corky then watched about 4 hours of old wrestling tapes from the 80’s to get more tips for their upcoming backyard match. During this Mr. B ate 2 large Pizza Hut meat lovers pizza’s, and drank 4 2 liters of Mountain Dew. He then proceeded to stink up the entire mansion with some 12 second farts, and enormous belches. Corky laughed so hard at these he unexpectedly released a dookie in his diaper. Mr. B is so lucky to have Corky as his best friend. He finished by yelling to A Rod that if he didn’t have a list of at least 10 people for his best friend to anally violate A Rod would be in big trouble. He then picked A Rod up and bodyslammed him to practice his backyard wrestling moves.
Pops, Mr. Belding is being ridiculous if he is requiring that his new lover have a Jew-fro. Is it possible that he has erectile dysfunction? He is 70 years old now and is morbidly obese. I think that there is a real possibility that he’d rather chow down on junk food than have sex with a new gay lover.
Steve, I think Mr. B is still in mourning over the loss of his long time lover/sexual slave Screech. I agree he is being totally unrealistic, but his best friend in the world wants him to be happy, and will beat the living daylights out of A Rod if he doesn’t make it happen. I agree there may not be much buttslamming left in The Big Bopper, but I will say his fart and belching prowess has never been better. He could easily rip ass and flatten an enormous Jew Fro today. My understanding is A Rod has people scouring J Date and former Jewish child stars to try and find a good match. I could see Mr. B still enjoying sitting on someone’s face and ripping ass, and many other erotic activities.
Is the Troy festival still on this year? I know that salty and the pocketknife have been keen to play at any new event and other queercore bands, if they mix this with the intercontinental world pepperoni heavyweight title match with belding, corky vs demasi, things could get really rowdy?
Today Mr B was spotted in a crumpled dusty wedding dress holding a pair of screeches Zubaz whilst watching old reruns of the college years on vhs. He was bawling his eyes out and he had Celine DionS’ ‘it’s all coming back to me now’ on repeat.
Pops, I think Mr B is in a worse position than he lets on. This is a shame as his rhinoceros penis was still on show under the dress and you can tell it’s begging for some anus action and a tongue bath. Did he end up banging Jason Heyward and Derer Jeter in the end, or was A Rod being inconsiderate by not inviting them over to be fed to the big bopper?
Anon, only Jason Heyward came over, he crawled around on the floor like a dog, and eventually belched in Mr. B’s anus. Mr. B responded by ripping a 14 second fart that rendered Heyward unconscious, and sent him into an epileptic seizure that ended with him jizzing his Cubs uniform pants. It seems the Big Bopper may not have, nor has little current interest in using his King Kong principal dong, but still has an amazing mastery of his farts.
Pops, Mr. Belding is definitely still in mourning over the untimely passing of his gay lover, Screech. Remember how much he enjoyed humiliating Screech? When Screech sported that enormous Jew-fro as Mr. Belding's unpaid assistant, Mr. B would give Screech rough anal during lunch period and would blow a huge load of semen into Screech's Jew-fro, weighing it down in the front! He would also fart repeatedly on Screech's clothes so that they would reek like his anus! Screech would limp around for the rest of the day, in obvious anal pain, while his Jew-fro was coated in semen, and he smelled like Mr. Belding's ass. Mr. Belding wonders whether he will ever have another lover like Screech.
Wow, Steve i never knew any of this! What else did he do with Screech? I only saw one episode of the New Class and in it both the Bopper and Screech were swanning around on a tandem bike like lovebirds. They looked so into each other when Screech used the suntan lotion...
Did he really treat him so bad? Jeez, the late 90s were a whirl, huh Steve?
GLR, I think you’ve seen and jerked off to many more then a single new class episode. I say this as the tandem bike was in an episode where Screech and the Big Bopper were in Paris, whereas the suntan lotion was in an episode that took place at a country club Mr. B was managing with the gargoyle Screech also working there. I demand you admit to seeing every episode, and attempting to trick others into providing spankworthy recaps for you to vigorously masturbate to!
Ok I admit, you saw through my ruse! I watched every episode till my VHS tape burned. I even recorded colour commentary to each episode with a cassette deck to create my personal ‘sbtb radio’. Fair to say, playback mostly had me panting about how hot belding was and noisily rubbing one out!
I sure wish ‘life goes on’ episodes were made available, similar with outtakes from the rowdy ‘singer with the band’ tour that were apparently too hot to handle.
Corky was watching old WWF wrestling matches from the 1980s the other day when he realized that none of the wrestlers has Down Syndrome. Corky asked A-Rod why the WWF did not have any wrestlers with Down Syndrome in the 1980s. A-Rod said that was more than 30 years ago and questioned why Corky was watching such old wrestling matches. A-Rod then said that wresting was fake and that a retarded wrestler would not be able to draw fans as their only talent would be eating their own doodoo instead of being able to bodyslam or do drop kicks. When Corky heard this, he was enraged and filled up his diaper with dookie. He then took off his full diaper and started strangling A-Rod while saying “how to do like this wrestling move???” Corky then punched A-Rod in the balls and ripped a wet fart in his face. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding ate a huge cherry pie and cheered him while meeting at gay porn on his iPhone!
I saw Corky and Alex Rodriguez at the Bronx Zoo a couple years ago. They were holding hands while skipping. Then they shared a large cotton candy- they looked like a couple of faggots as they shared it and gazed lovingly into each other’s eyes. Then they walked to a kangaroo exhibit - Corky and a lumpy-looking butt. I’m not certain, but it appeared as though Corky was wearing a large diaper which was practically overflowing with feces!! They both then got on a carousel and each dropped their pants. While the carousel was spinning, Corky gave Alex Rodriguez rough anal sex. They then went to a big cat exhibit and Corky threw A-Rod into a tiger pit. A-Rod scrambled to climb out as the tiger chased him - I saw Corky laughing hysterically while as A-Rod nearly died
A-Rod reportedly is part of a group of investors who are buying the Minnesota Timberwolves in the NBA. I heard that Corky is going to ask A-Rod if he can be the head coach. When A-Rod says “no,” I think we all know how Corky will react!
Wade, that is a love story for the ages. What an absolutely adorable couple. Corky tossing A Rod into the Tiger pit must have provided amusement for everyone in attendance.
Crotch, I think Corky as head coach with Mr. B as his assistant would be a dream team. Im sure they could then recruit Coach’s Sonski and Rizzo as assistants as well. A Rod is a total moron if he passes that up, and will be deserving of a solid beating and ass raping.
I’ve heard that Mr. B informed Corky the only reason he wants to buy ANY sports team he can is to once again have access to the locker rooms and showers. A Rod misses the days he could shower with the other Yankee players who would piss on him, and take dumps on the shower floor. That’s why A Rod wanted to buy the Mets, and when he lost that now a basketball team in Minnesota! He can’t wait to lurk in the locker room.
This of course threw Corky into a rage. Especially after his idea of him being a coach with his best friend in the universe was shot down. Corky accused A Rod of cheating and beat the daylights out of him, before giving him some rough anal, while strangling him with a filthy, overflowing diaper. Mr. B, also annoyed at the treatment of his best chum, and angry at the lost opportunity to be an NBA assistant coach, came over, pressed his ass to A Rod’s head, and ripped a noxious fart that immediately knocked A Rod unconscious. A Rod then fell to the floor and flopped around like a fish out of water while jizzing himself. This further infuriated Corky who again accused A Rod of being a dirty cheater. He picked A Rod up, and tossed him out the window like a sack of potatoes. Then he and Mr. B went off to watch some episodes of Webster, while chowing down on about 300 chicken wings, and a few 2 liters of a limited edition Pepperoni Flavored Mountain Dew.
When bears hibernate for the winter, their long coat of winter fur keeps them warm. When they end their hibernation, they rapidly shed their winter coat. Mr. Belding has a similar condition which causes him to rapidly shed his pubic and ass hairs every spring. Mr. Belding despises showering because he can’t eat chips and cake while in the shower without them getting wet and tasting gross. So he only showers once every couple of weeks. He has been living like a nudist for a past couple weeks because he thinks he won’t have to shower as often if he’s naked all the time. However, A-Rod’s couches, chairs, beds, and anything else that he’s sat on recently reek of the stench of his anus! Also, his rapidly shedding pubic and ass hairs have been accumulating all over the place in his home! A-Rod begged Corky to please have Mr. Belding put on some clothes and clean up his pubic and ass hairs which are all over the place. Corky got mad and said that those hairs could be used to knit a sweater and that he won’t put up with A-Rod being mean to his best friend in the entire world! Then Corky flew into a ‘tard rage which ended with A-Rod curled up on the floor in a bloody mess with a torn anus from being raped by Corky while Mr. Belding ate a huge bag of Doritos!
El Stinkmeister, it is highly erotic to think of obese Mr. B not showering for weeks on end, while shedding his ass and body hair all over the house. A Rod should just bask in the glory of such an insanely hot environment.
To try and make peace with Corky and Mr. B A Rod has already commissioned the Zubaz company to design and provide next seasons uniforms. Corky is demanding they be as flimsy and think as possible. He feels the homosexual fansbase, will go bananas if a mere fart shreds the ass of a players shorts, exposing his ass. A Rod agreed imaging a player going up for a slam dunk, ripping a huge fart, and the seat of his shorts ripping apart all at the same time. To attempt to make amends with Mr. B for all his insensitivity lately A Rod is also changing the team cheer to “Zoinks”. Whenever a big play is made the Jumbotron and other screens in the arena will flash “Zoinks” and a clip of Screech yelling Zoinks will be blasted through the PA system.
I for one applaud A Rod as this is one of the few sensible ideas he’s come up with. Minnesota will definitely grow its homosexual fansbase with things like this. I can picture a slam dunk, with a wet fart, followed by the players shorts exploding, and then “Zoinks” blasted. The arena will likely be whipped into a homosexual frenzy, and I’m sure the entire arena will quickly have a permanent stink of anus.
Mr. B and Corky both appreciated these moves, with Mr. B even getting a little choked up as he gobbled up an enormous box of Taco Bell nachos meant for about 10 people.
I can confirm the above report by the Crotchmaster. I can also add that after being informed of the “Zoinks” cheer plan, Mr. B added that he felt if it was proceeded by one his trademark belches of farts it would be much better. Many thousands of times he belched or farted in Screech’s face eliciting a “Zoinks”. Corky immediately loved this idea, and threatened that if A Rod didn’t make that happen he would be in for the beating of a lifetime. A Rod quickly agreed. As a Wolves homo Superfan I can’t wait for these changes next season. Opening night will be off the hook with the new Zubaz uniforms, the new cheer with Mr. B. burping or farting followed by a “Zoinks” as well as Corky, Mr. B and A Rod in the owners box where I’m sure all kinds of insanely rowdy homoerotic action is certain to go on. I can’t wait for the first time A Rod annoys Corky and Corky fires him out of the luxury suite, down until the stands below!
I heard that they are going to have a “Belch cam” at the games when during intermissions, they show a close-up of a couple in the stands on the Jumbotron display. Then one, or both, of those people are supposed to belch in the other person’s face! They may also have a “Fart-cam.” The “Kiss cam” did well with hetero crowds, but since the NBA moved to the extreme left of the political spectrum, more queers have been attending games.
I have it on good authority that the Timberwolves will have a new mascot which is modeled after Corky. The mascot has Down Syndrome, wears a diaper, and has a permanent facial expression of someone belching!
Corky and Mr. B have been going wild with awesome ideas since A Rod and his partners completed their purchase of the Timberwolves. Today Corky told A Rod that when the Timberwolves block the other teams shot they need to play a clip of Mr. B ripping a huge fart in A Rod’s face with the Timberwolves logo on Mr. B’s face, and the opposing teams on A Rod. Corky also said that before games to show the other team what’s going to happen to them they need to show a clip of Corky really giving it to A Rod in the ass. Again with A Rod’s face blurred out with the opposing teams logo, and Corky’s face with the Timberwolves. Corky said there needs to be some good close up shots of his monster dong, and that it might be good if he also strangles A Rod with a filthy diaper. Corky and Mr. B were ready to film this surefire fan favorites today but that bummer A Rod told them he’d have to “think about it” and “run it past marketing”. Corky was not pleased with this response, nor was Mr. B who slightly lifted his leg and let loose a 17 second wet fart to express his displeasure.
You people might not want to hear this, but I am a famous television actor, and a-rod & corky have invited me to share
their bed with them on numerous occasions while belding was downstairs sleeping on the couch. I would pump a-rod's ass full of my slimy semen & then pull out and have corky lick the streaks of peanuts and shit off of my liver-spotted piss-plank until he got so excited he went dookie in his diaper! I then donkey punched his 'tard ass and urinated in his face. Another time, all four of us went 2 the circus & sat & gorged ourselves on bag after bag of those bright pink pistachios while we watched the brave & fruity circus performers risking their very lives for our entertainment. Anyway, when we got home belding crashed out, and myself, a-rod, and corky went upstairs & retired to the bedroom. So, same as before, I blew another load up a-rod's ass and took a big, meaty dump on corky's mongo chin while he licked a-rod's balls from underneath, only this time, when I removed my throbbing meatstick from his blown-out cock-socket, it was covered in like a thick, pink paste from the undigested pistachios he'd eaten earlier.. it was really weird, 'cause it looked just like I'd dipped my dick into a large bucket of pepto-bismol or something.. (corkies chin also looked like a freshly-scooped cone of raspberry sherbet) but it wasn't as bad as the time I had corky bent over the sink, fucking him in the ass, when the ungrateful 'tard shit all over my dick.. & When I pulled out and gazed at my reflection in the dim light of the bathroom mirror, my now-limp member looked like a melted butterfinger bar.. and my eyes stared back at me with a look of complete & total shame and humiliation that I shall never forget for as long as I live..
I’ve heard the Timberwolves have been selling season tickets for next season like crazy. Ever since the queer community heard Corky and Mr. B will be in attendance, providing all kinds of videos and other fan related content, the tickets have sold like crazy. A Rod better not blow this. He better make sure he lets Corky and his best friend make the content they come up with. I’ve heard that the two best buddies have already filmed many potential videos (including one from a hidden camera in A Rod’s bedroom where Corky really gave him some rough anal and smacked him around). I for one have lost many loads just thinking about this!
I just read an article about A-Rod. Apparently he’s really upset that J-Lo has been seeing Ben Affleck since she broke up with A-Rod recently. He is jealous and wants to get her back by making her jealous. He plans on tonguing Corky’s anus during a Timberwolves game, an act which will be displayed on the Jumbotron and which will be relayed constantly on ESPN’s Sportscenter! He also wants to show Mr. Belding eating a stadium hot dog while ripping a 12-second fart in his face as he licks Corky’s Butthole!
I know a guy who works in the marketing department for the Timberwolves. Apparently, they are going to air a commercial for the team in which they highlight all of the great concession stand food. They will show Mr. Belding sitting in a stadium seat while eating two hot dogs, a large plate of nachos, a big pretzel, and will wash it down with three large cups Mountain Dew. It is a 30-second commercial, but Mr. Belding scarfs down all that food within about 15 seconds as crumbs fall out of his mouth onto his pants. He also belches for 4 seconds and then lifts his leg and rips a 11-second insanely loud fart! I think that they are trying to appeal to the morbidly obese clientele.
Assbreath. Can you confirm a rumor I’ve heard. Stadium seating is normally pretty tight, and there is no way Mr. B could fit into a regular seat. I’ve heard that the Timberwolves are really going after the obese, and morbidly obese fanbase, knowing they will buy tons of food. Can you confirm they will have sections for the obese, that consist of two regular seats combined into one, had a section or two for the morbidly obese that combine 3 seats into one? From my sources Mr. B took 3 regular seats to do that shoot. I’ve heard they won’t charge more then the single seat price, feeling the obese crowd will easily make up for the difference purchasing 8 dollar hotdogs etc. I’ve also heard the thought is they will definitely spice up the arena with their flatulence making it a very “home court” feel that only the T-Wolves players will have adapted to. Sounds genius to me!
Pops, perhaps we have the same source, but I also overheard two builders say they were stripping out the club bathrooms and shower rooms and widening them to make way for stadium seating. I for one have no idea why there is a need to have stadium seating in every toilet and shower in the ground, but I am assuming it is for space for patrons and players to leave their possessions?
I also heard there would be urinal ‘POV’ cams that would stream live to monitors on the bathroom wall, they sure do take the health of their players and fans seriously, huh, pops?
Does anyone else read posts here while naked? Some of these posts are quite arousing. The mere thought of one of the all-time baseball great, Alex Rodriguez, wrapping his lips around the anus of ‘Tard superstar Corky and then Corky forcing out a turd into A-Rod’s mouth is a huge turn-on to a gay man like myself! They are a true power couple!! It is fantastic that they each found their soul mate in middle age. Mr. Belding tragically lost his soul mate, Screech, to cancer, but at least A-Rod can afford all of the chips, soda, cake, chocolate sauce, and Ding Dongs which are now Mr. Belding’s soul mates. Getting fatter is so much fun to the Big Bopper
Ass Breath, I read these boards sans clothes most times. I am thrilled that Mr. B and Corky are best friends. They have supported each other in so many ways. I think this new opportunity with the Timberwolves will really provide a boost to Mr. B. He and Corky will obviously be the main promotional acts for next season and I believe that will give both of them the attention and limelight they have missed since their shows ended. I’m sure this will help Mr. B so much as he entertains queer audiences with his massive farts and belches. I am already planning to attend numerous games next season just to participate in the revelry. I’m sure between obese/morbidly obese seating, and the amazing “Zoinks” sounds and cheers, along with clips of A Rod being humiliated by Corky and Mr. B I believe the audience will quickly be whipped in a homosexual frenzy. The arena will certainly reek of anus, and I doubt the games will last long before a full blown queer orgy will blast off. This is going to be great stuff for the Big Bopper and his best friend in the universe.
Has anyone noticed how gay men used to be notoriously skinny, but because of the worship of our icons Corky and Mr. B many gay men are now cultivating the obese or morbidly obese look? I for one love it. It is more difficult to play nude leapfrog and climb in and out of dumpsters, but man the quality of farts and the ripe assholes makes up for the lack of mobility. I am currently on the Mr. B diet and follow this hot board to get diet tips that I try to follow as close as possible. I wish Mr. Belding and Corky would write a cook book for all the fans that want to be just like them!
Chuck, members of the gay community used to be associated with skinny men dying from AIDS. However, doctors have improved AIDS treatments and gays are living longer. So the gay community is becoming more associated with some of the commons habits of its members, such as ripping ass in each other’s faces and the eating of feces. If Mr. Belding wrote s cook book, it would be a Best Seller! I think we’d all like to see his recipe for making steak tacos covered in hot fudge!
Corky is fascinated with aliens. He heard that sometimes aliens abduct humans and give them anal probes and perform various other tests. Corky asked A-Rod if he was afraid of being kidnapped by aliens and given an anal probe. A-Rod relied that he was not scared and that all of that stuff was made up to sell books and promote tv shows. A-Rod also said that whomever claimed to have been abducted by aliens who inspected his anus was obviously a gigantic faggot. Corky got mad at said that A-Rod would cheat on him with aliens and would like their anal probes. Then Corky flew into a tard rage and overpowered A-Rod with his mongoloid strength and then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson about cheating on him with aliens!
Gary, that A Rod is a real dolt. You’d think he’d realize Corky likes aliens and go along with that. Instead he shits on everything Corky likes, the suffering the consequences when his anus is shredded by Corky’s massive dong. I bet A Rod would love to be probed by aliens. I wonder if Mr. B told Corky about the time he and AC Slater dressed as Aliens and anally probed Screech?
I’m furious. That Brillo headed fruit Screech promised me a piece of ass and had me penciled in for tonight in a very classy Wendy’s dumpster. Now I find out he went and died. I made that reservation last November. Does anyone know if his Dad or one of his sons is fulfilling his final reservations? I remember his Dad from an episode of SBTB. I bet I could make him squeal like a pig while he wears a ‘fro wig and screams “Zoinks”.
Gary Garbage, I do not believe anyone is filling in for Screech. However, I have heard that you can get a coupon at the Kissimmee Medieval Times where Screech last worked as an unpaid bathroom attendant for a free small beverage if you can prove you had an appointment. Also, Screech’s replacement is currently the guy who played the problem child. If you can stand the overwhelming stench of BO he gives a fine anal tongue bath. Hope this helps.
I would like to eat Corky’s filthy ass after he releases a massive, Taco Bell fueled, dump into his diaper. I am thinking of trying to get this included in the new Top Gun movie. I think Maverick being a raging queer who dates ‘Tards and eats their feces would really play in these progressive times. We could also have Corky beat up Maverick and steal his jet. He’d fly it right into a building, but be totally unharmed because of his ‘tard abilities and him being so lovable. I want to seek comments from this community, as a kind of focus group. Please let me know your thoughts.
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