Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding finally
gave you your own office when you were his assistant at Bayside? Remember how you had been begging him for
years and he got so sick of your whining that he finally relented and agreed to
your request? Remember how the only room
available was a former storage room which had no ventilation or windows? Remember how this did not upset you, as you
were just happy to have your own office as it was a sign that you were a
success even though your position at Bayside was an unpaid intern position
which you had already had for 5
years? Remember how the day after you
moved into the new office Mr. Belding
left at 11:00 AM to eat lunch and purchase a couple cakes to eat by
himself that afternoon? Remember how
your boss, Corky from Life Goes On, stayed in Mr. Belding’s office while he was
gone to make sure you did your work? Remember
how Mr. Belding’s favorite lunch restaurant was
a pizzeria down the street which served large deep dish Chicago-style
pizzas? Remember how the restaurant sold
extra-large deep dish pizzas meant to feed a family of six? Remember how Mr. Belding would eat three of
these by himself with extra meat toppings such as pepperoni and sausage? Remember how Mr. Belding returned from lunch
and set two chocolate cakes on his desk?
Remember how Mr. Belding said that the pizza was really good that day
and that he had 7 refills of Mountain Dew with his meal? Remember when he belched really loudly? Remember how Corky laughed? Remember when he walked into your office and
asked how your work was going? Remember
when you started answering and then he suddenly turned to face the door,
dropped his pants, and ripped a loud and long pepperoni fart? Remember how it was as loud as a fog horn and
was powerful enough to blow papers off your desk? Remember how bad it smelled and your office
quickly stunk? Remember how Corky fell
over laughing? Remember when Mr. Belding
then walked out of your office and then locked the door, trapping his fart in
there with you? Remember how the lack of
ventilation or windows meant that his fart could not escape the room? Remember how you banged on the door, but Mr.
Belding wouldn’t let you out? Remember
when Mr. Belding finally unlocked the door 45 minutes later and you were happy as you assumed he
was finally done messing with you?
Remember when you quickly realized that Mr. Belding was not close to being
done tormenting you, as he dropped his pants and then peed all over your desk and carpet
and then locked the door again until his puddle of urine evaporated into the air you were breathing? Mr. Belding really got you good that time!
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