Monday, May 19, 2008

Important Questions for Diamond - Part II

Here are more important and serious questions for Diamond that I posted over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum over the past few years. Diamond has rudely failed to respond to any of these for unexplained reasons:

Jul 7, 2006
Diamond, I really want to eat some Taco Bell and then meet up with you behind a gas station. I'd drop trow and then shart right in your face! A shart is where I fart and little chunks of shit are also expelled out of my butthole at the same time!!! Are you interested? You must be getting so turned on thinking about this!!! Let's hook up!


Jun 26, 2006
Screech, when you were a little kid, did you enjoy the feeling you experienced when taking a huge dump? Did you have an epiphany and think to yourself "hey, if large things can go out of my ass, maybe large things can also go into my ass?" Or did you learn to enjoy the rapes at the hands of Mr. Belding in the locker room at Bayside?


Jun 12, 2006
Leaky Ass Queer, maybe Diamond uses a colostomy bag because of all of the damage caused by the anal rapes by Belding, Slater, Zack, Tuttle, Milo, and Zack's dad.


Jun 8, 2006
Diamond, would you mind if I gave you a "Dizzy Gillespie"? I'm pretty sure someone posted an explanation of that sex move here once before. Anyway, it involves me sitting on your mouth and farting. Your cheeks will then fill up with my smelly ass gas, and will look puffed up like Dizzy Gillespie's when the famous musician would play his trumpet!!! Call me soon, butt-buddy!!!!!!!!


May 29, 2006
Diamond, please set up a 24-hour web cam in your bedroom so that you can broadcast your sexual exploits to the world! I want to see how many times Mr. Belding and Mr. Tuttle donkey punch you each night! Please make the appropriate arrangements soon. Thanks buddy!!!!!


May 26, 2006
Screech, which robot was gentler on your asshole when raping you? Kevin from the original series or "Robot" from the New Class? Is it true that you had your mom throw out Kevin after you discovered that he stole your "Pac Man" and "Pitfall" Atari cartridges and traded them for a huge metal penis that he used while raping you?


May 23, 2006
Diamond, when Mr. Tuttle takes a dump in your mouth, do chew on his smelly turds for several minutes in an effort to savor the taste, or do you gobble it down right away? Please get back to me soon, buddy, as this is an important and serious question.


May 16, 2006
Diamond, is it true that you like to gargle with a mouthful of semen after you wake up in the morning? Since Diamond never answers these questions, do any of the other queers who post here know if this is true? Please get back to me soon. Thanks guys!


May 15, 2006
Diamond, is it true that when you were a child Belding was having an affair with Mrs. Powers? Is it also true that Belding used to shit in your play sandbox and you would play with it and make various objects out of it as though his feces were Play-Doh or some kind of clay? When you arrived at Bayside and Belding made you roll around Tuttle's and his own poo, did that bring back any pleasant memories from your childhood? Do you still think about Belding's smelly excrement when you jerk off? Please get back to me soon, buddy!


May 2, 2006
Diamond I have an important and serious question for you and I would appreciate a prompt response. Specifically, which holds more semen - your butthole or your mouth? Please get back to me soon!


Apr 19, 2006
Screech, do you think you'd mind if Mr. Dewey were to intentionally infect you with Bubonic Plague? Is it cool with you if he lets infected rats nip at your limbs and then lodges them, one at a time, up your poop chute? This is a serious and important question. Let me know soon! Thanks.


Apr 16, 2006
Diamond, is it true that every Friday and Saturday night you head over to an outhouse at the local state park where you built your own "shit" gloryhole? Is it true that random dudes who you've never even met before form a line 30+ people deep and each take turns shitting in the outhouse? Is it also true that you lay down 15 inches below the toilet seat so that when the shit leaves their assholes it lands directly in your mouth and on your face? Is it further true that you contracted typhoid from this practice? Please get back to me soon - I'm dying to know.

Has anyone else heard rumors about this? Let me know. Thanks, fellow faggots.


Apr 13, 2006
Hey Diamond, what are you going to do when people think of you more as a queer icon than a former child star? Do you think you'll star in some gay porn with Mr. Belding? Please provide a quick answer as this is a simple but important and serious question.

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