Friday, September 20, 2019

More Posts From the "Alex Rodriguez Sucks Forum" (April 2019)

Here are comments from the Alex Rodriguez Sucks Forum from April 2019:



Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 30 Apr 2019 19:13:54 GMT
Does he like farts through cloth, or bare ass? Does he like cologne on the buttocks or a musty stank? Should a good fart be mildly wet to the Taste? I am heterosexual, but tardfest has got me having doubts....

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 30 Apr 2019 16:52:56 GMT
Legend, a straight man experiences a certain feeling of happiness and euphoria when a beautiful woman tells him she loves him. Do you get a similar feeling when someone farts in your face? Seriously, what goes through your mind when you hear someone rip a ridiculously loud fart? Do you feel very content and happy with your state in life while sniffing another man's fecal odors? Please discuss.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 30 Apr 2019 15:05:14 GMT
So where is the wedding venue again, Jennifer? Is Joanna Gaines going to be one of your bridesmaids? I knew you were going to end up using your crappy fame to promote shit over the Internet, I just knew it, but I'm upset because you are doing it with my stupid man, clueless girl.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 30 Apr 2019 14:56:36 GMT
Listen, lost lollipop, at this point I'm only making fun of your fake world because I know your personal crappy life full of nonsense lies. In fact, it seems like I am inside. I only wonder how much money my shameless man is getting paid to pretend to be in love with your overrated soul.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 30 Apr 2019 14:49:16 GMT
I think Legend got scared and ran away.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 30 Apr 2019 14:46:53 GMT
Stomachache, stupid man, stomachache! You should also have a headache, that's okay. You already live with Jennifer anyways, and her bad looking kids since I'm sweet, very sweet, actually, ask Marie, and considerate, I mean extremely sweet and wonderful me:-)

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 30 Apr 2019 12:54:26 GMT
No they do have a small
Budget. I used to take on a greasy, obese 70 year old dude at Reno truckstop and during one butt slamming he told me he got a new job as the musical director for game of bones. He basically turns up to the shoot with an 80s Casio keyboard and a filthy strong vest and jog pants - all he does is hot one of the preset buttons and polishes his knob through his dirty tighty whiteys. He was treated as an a list celebrity in that truck stop, I can tell you!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 30 Apr 2019 05:54:31 GMT
I remember that scene and could see Corky was extremely annoyed that unscripted interruption occurred. I’m surprised that made it in to the final cut, but I’m guessing the Spice Channel isn’t giving them a budget that allows retakes. I did wonder if Cubs player Anthony Rizzo was playing the dragon as it’s well known he dates that weirdo Steve Bartman.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 30 Apr 2019 03:40:50 GMT
Did anyone notice that Cubs superfan Steve Bartman was in that Games of Bones episode? At 25:30 into the episode there is a scene where some dude wearing a sheet over his head was supposed to be a dragon ripped an incredibly loud fart! That dragon was holding a deep dish pepperoni pizza in one hand and a large Mountain Dew in the other when he unleashed his fart! All of a sudden someone ran up behind the dragon and started sniffing its ass, inhaling gulps full of the noxious air! The guy was wearing a Cubs hat and big late-1980s style headphones, just like Steve Bartman famously wears to Cubs games! It was really a weird scene

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 29 Apr 2019 16:36:56 GMT
Rooms, I caught the last ten minutes of games of bones and was less than impressed. Even though I am Liberace queer, I was put off by the wooden sets, shaky camcorders and wooden dialogue. Was that even a real dragon? Or was it the members of salty and the pocketknife under a sheet with what looked like a piece of paper with a dragons head and dong drawn in crayon?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 29 Apr 2019 16:34:23 GMT
I once saw a Marilyn Manson concert when he decided to put a dildo up his ass and got on a crane where he was singing above the audience l. I for one would love it if the same happened with corky and his band. Imagine the crowd going crazy as he plays a cover of peaches xxx? I would also sure Love it if there were dozens of topless men dancing around in cages. Legend, make sure this happens!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 29 Apr 2019 14:16:37 GMT
Have a beautiful day. Enjoy your headache;-)

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 29 Apr 2019 14:16:01 GMT
Yep, just like I would claim my own suitcase stored inside a plane, so I can't wait to claim my shameless man. Jennifer and her fake hair glued to her clueless head can both go to hell, and the Go Go Russian dancer with the big forehead and poor hair can go to hell as well, thanks.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 29 Apr 2019 14:13:34 GMT
Excuse me, people who care, how are you today? I hope you are having a permanent headache that keeps you awake all night and day. You should ask used up lollipop and her huge butt to give you some Pepto Bismol since I can't wait for the day when I have the chance to claim my stupid man.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 29 Apr 2019 07:00:47 GMT
Vet 05:10 I totally agree. The Zombies were queer zombies and turned people into zombies by ass slamming them. They had ripped numerous holes in A Rod’s Yankees pants, especially in the ass area, and would have easily boned him and turned him into a gay zombie had Corky not been there to constantly fight them off. It’s a really good show and I’m pretty sure it’s based off of real life events in Corky and A Rod’s lives.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 29 Apr 2019 05:10:15 GMT
For having been a professional baseball ply, A-Rod sure is pathetic. Corky knows how to spray feces, piss, and jerk off like a real man. A-Rod probably barely squeaked out a womanly fart against those zombies whereas Corky was able to produce diarrhea spray after diarrhea spray like a champ! No wonder J-Lo has cuckolded A-Rod to have sex with a hot ‘tard stud like Corky!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 29 Apr 2019 03:30:56 GMT
I just saw episode two of the Spices Channel’s hot new show “Game of Bones”. In it our heroes Corky and A Rod are in a major battle against like 10 zombies. In order to fight them off they have to fart, piss, shit, and jerk off on them. Corky is a champ and even uses his filthy, overflowing diaper as some kind of feces bomb that takes out a few zombies. Corky then begins ripping ass and spraying shit. A Rod is nearly useless as he tries jerking off his tiny cock but is unable to do much causing Corky to have to save him from zombies time and time again. After Corky finishes off the last zombie with a massive fart he lets around know how useless he was, then gives A Rod a good anal pounding. It was highly erotic and it seems the two are off to battle another group of queers next episode!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 28 Apr 2019 23:36:33 GMT
I've not seen the band line-up. But, Legend will not be upstaged. I've been informed that Legend will be playing some mind blowing solo's for all his fans. He will be doing a solo rendition to The Star Spangle Banner with his tambourine. Also, playing Welcome to The Jungle with his triangle and don't forget the gay national anthem I'm Coming Out with his maraca's . I can't wait as this will be super-charged mayhem for sure. Get ready Troy Ohio!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 28 Apr 2019 20:58:04 GMT
Rook 13:46 we know Corky and his band are on the lineup. I’ve heard rumblings that DD and the Dicksmokers might appear and further and less likely rumblings of a “Salty the Pocketknife” reunion show. I for one would love to here their smash queer hit “Rim Goblin” while watching ‘tards go crazy buttslamming everything in sight!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 28 Apr 2019 15:28:21 GMT
Something must be wrong with this sexy boy? I thought he wanted to kill Trump? So here I come the party breakerupper to claim these two men because they belong to myself, not to overrated Jennifer or to some cheap Russian doll, no, they should be my men because I'm their real fan;-)

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 28 Apr 2019 15:19:06 GMT
I'm not ugly Jennifer, who by the way, can not live without a man in her dirty bed, no, I'm not used up lollipop and her Puerto Rican butt, which happens to be a very easy piece to achieve, indeed, and crazy peas is having more than just a kiss with a cheap Russian chick, seriously?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 28 Apr 2019 15:17:13 GMT
Listen, stupid man, all I am is a real fan, that's all I am, a real fan, so for you to be having ecstasy sex with overrated Jennifer and her obvious fake hair? Now, that's not just unfair, thats a disgrace to our universe because all I am is a true fan since I was a young girl.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 28 Apr 2019 13:46:56 GMT
Is there a band line up at tard fest? or is it basically just a toilet-less field and a sea of randy dudes and tards getting it on?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 28 Apr 2019 07:38:21 GMT
Fellow deranged queers. I have exciting news. I have been able to obtain an advanced copy of May’s issue of “Anal Intruders Monthly”. This month the cover pic is of Mongo and Legend! There is a hot pictorial inside where Mongo is really failing Legend in the ass. There is also an interview with Legend about how he became “Legend” and how Troy, Ohio went from “Anusville” to the bastion of homosexuals in the US! I’ve already lost two loads to the hot pics. Uggggghhhhh! There goes another load! Thanks Legend!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 28 Apr 2019 02:25:34 GMT
Ahhhh yes, the informus pecker stretcher . I wonder if it really works? We have been updated that Legend is using the blade of the fork lift to get his ass in shape.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 28 Apr 2019 02:16:14 GMT
I checked with some underground queer connections and the word is that A Rod will be in attendance for ‘tardfest! I’ve heard that he has been regularly using a penis stretching machine as he’s embarrassed about his small cock size and wants to be ready to be at maximum size for the orgy that will be ‘tardfest. He knows he will be openly buttslammed by Corky and potentially many other ‘tards leaving his dong exposed for all to see and laugh at. I for one cannot wait. If A Rod and Legend hookup I wonder who will get ass slammed? My guess would be Legend as I don’t believe he’s ever been a ‘pitcher’.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 28 Apr 2019 01:17:41 GMT
Oh my gosh! Are you kidding me. Are there any hotels available. This epic event will be one thst we'll never forget. Legend, why are you not letting us know about such an incredible event? You deserve to be duct taped to a garage door again for 72 hours.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 27 Apr 2019 21:43:49 GMT
I can’t wait for ‘tardfest! Does anyone know if “Problem Child” Michael Oliver is still a roadie for Corky’s band? I’ve heard he is one stank ass bastard! I’m so glad everyone hits up Troy and let’s us know about these hot events. Legend is a real asshole for not keeping us better informed. I think he wants all the ‘tard cock for himself!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 27 Apr 2019 20:06:01 GMT
nice, ill be there! I like to get f*cked raw to "Singer with the Band" and 'forever friends' they have such a sexual backbeat!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 27 Apr 2019 19:57:55 GMT
I was at the Troy Walmart men’s room receiving a rim job and reach-around yesterday when I saw a sign for the Troy ‘Tardfest 2019 scheduled for June 28-30! Corky will be there performing with his band! I’m sure it will be a hedonistic event with lots of hot ‘tard orgies! I bet that Legend will be at least triple-teamed by some studs with Down’s Syndrome. Legend, please post some details about the event as I’d like to hook up with you during the event and fire my seed down your throat

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 27 Apr 2019 15:33:56 GMT
Hey Jennifer, I just saw you in a pic and you look so pretty my God, but sad, very sad because you know really well that you ALWAYS get with the wrong man, I mean, always Jennifer, always. You even ended up having bad looking twins with no other than ugly Marc Anthony, seriously, geee.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 27 Apr 2019 15:21:41 GMT
So do I need to live without the people that I love? I suppose so because you have to be extremely insecure and dumb to end up with a cheap Russian Doll, who is a regular looking girl with a big forehead, what the heck? Something is seriously wrong in the head canton.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 27 Apr 2019 15:15:52 GMT
Every party needs a pooper, so it might as well be me. Party pooper, party pooper, bring more poopoo to the sceeene;-)... Wait, don't worry, I'm going to be more like a party breakerupper, who will easily break two fake engagements. Hey, I need to free my two dream men from so much bs;-)

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 27 Apr 2019 08:43:18 GMT
Was that the episode where Pamela Anderson fingered herself as Mitch screamed in pain while he was taking Corky’s massive dong?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 27 Apr 2019 01:23:37 GMT
I just saw a super erotic episode of Baywatch from the mid 90’s. Thankfully Baywatch let Corky shine as he played a lovable ‘tard who frequented the beach and would go dookie in the sand and leer at both women and men. Eventually he became friends with then the lover of Mitch Buchanan. Some amazingly hot sex scenes ensued where cheesy music played while Corky ass slammed Mitch and one scene where Corky took a shit on his chest (although they did pixilate the turd dropping). Corky had a falling out with Mitch when he wouldn’t let him be a lifeguard and Corky then burned down a lifeguard station and said he was going to swim to Japan. He was never seen again.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 26 Apr 2019 17:54:45 GMT
C'mon guys. We have to have Legends input. He's the real brains on this forum. Ohhhhhh Legend where are you?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 26 Apr 2019 15:46:50 GMT
Have you seen them all?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 26 Apr 2019 15:46:36 GMT
They were simpler times though. I am sure that life was freer for the big C back then when as you say, he could just dump in a sink or crimp one out raw on the garden path. It’s a shame he has to ‘keep it In’ so to speak. However, I have looked at quite a few IMDb synopsi of the show and there seemed to be some hot corky storylines I just can’t get a hold of, like ‘corky for president’ I went down the list the other day and had to lose
Numerous loads because the plot ones were so....raunchy!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 26 Apr 2019 14:22:56 GMT
Hey Lollipop, are you ready for the Hollywood show? No, you are not because you are dumb! I mean soooo dumb that you don't even know what's really going on in your own crappy world! Jennifer and her uneducated head full of nonsense bs! Oh, I love my father everyday! Every single day.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 26 Apr 2019 14:04:24 GMT
Oh, what is going to happen to my precious life? I might have to be part of the fantastic five, but why my dear Lord? What did I do wrong? I pray and pray and pray, but nothing seems to help. I knew the Jesus tale was pure bs, stupid man.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 26 Apr 2019 14:01:21 GMT
Hello my shameless love, we need to talk. First of all, how are you? I hope you shocked in your own puke. Secondly, crazy peas has found a young Russian doll to fock, so I probably have to chalk that one up.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 26 Apr 2019 07:57:35 GMT
Rookie, "Life Goes On" was actually a horrible show. The show really held Corky back from his true potential. There were some funny scenes, such as the episode where he was allowed to take Driver's Ed for some reason and nearly killed everyone in the class when he confused the accelerator with the brake - his car only stopped when he drove into a dumpster! There was another scene where Corky's dad gave him a handgun for some crazy reason and Corky shot at a black guy he thought was trying to break into his house. Corky also burned down the family restaurant when he was playing with the stove burners, which was hilarious. However, most of the episodes were unwatchably bad, particularly when the focus shifted from Corky to his boring family. They also tried to make Corky seem like a normal person, which is not. I don't even think Corky wore a diaper in his scenes even though he wears one all the time in real life as never remembers how to hold it in. That show would have been much better if there had been storylines where he overflowed his diaper, took a dump in the family sink, or lit his neighbor's house on fire

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 26 Apr 2019 07:18:16 GMT
Also, I’ve studied many corky YouTube videos and it looks like he has a 15” zucchini stuffed down there. No wonder his band mates can’t concentrate! Serious question, Is there anywhere to get ‘life goes on’ online?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 26 Apr 2019 07:16:31 GMT
Vet I have had this thought too, but in my
Mind it would be in a small sweaty office space with old 386 pcs whirring in the background. The smell would be so musty and ripe as well because of the hot sweat and lack of windows. I then imagine that there is a pinball machine in the corner and corky throws a rod on it before the rest of the guys and take it in turns to get their meat. Would this Be a good coda to your spanktastic dream?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 25 Apr 2019 21:57:33 GMT
Does anyone else wonder how big A-Rod’s cock is or how tight his anus is? When he was 20, I would have loved to watch him give his ass to Jose Canseco for some hot Latin love! Now that he’s older, I want to watch him mentor and groom some younger studs like Kris Bryant or Anthony Rizzo. Rizzo's a thick guy, some I’ve sure he can produce some beautiful pepperoni farts for A-Rod to huff. But what about Kris Bryant? A-Rod needs to service Kris’s many penis and ass needs. It would be really hot if he got this on video and performed this homosexual feat in front of furiously masturbating Corky, Pete Rose, and Derek Jeter

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 25 Apr 2019 14:18:44 GMT
I can't wait for lollipop to open her bedroom door and see you with me on top, estupido. I only hope her ugly kids are not with her when I'm sexing you really well you super stupid man. Oh, I'm feeling a bit upset. I should kill you yesterday, why wait until today? Stupid man.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 25 Apr 2019 14:15:04 GMT
Excuse me but 2 pastries for 5 is the right price you stupid guy. What do you want me to do? Sell 3 for 2? Hmm? Oh, I'm going to punch you in the head until you lose conscience, and then I will tie your big hands to Jennifer's dirty bed and rape you really well if I can you stupid man.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 25 Apr 2019 14:09:42 GMT
Once upon a time there was a stupid guy, who didn't know what to do anymore to save a crappy show. From faking a ridiculous engagement to dancing like a gay man, he's done whatever it takes to support overrated Jenny from the block to stay afloat. Too bad nothing seems to work! Lol

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 Apr 2019 11:45:39 GMT
I now want one of you, legend and 2018 era Steven Seagal on my bare rump!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 Apr 2019 11:44:49 GMT
Sophomore, you big dicked stud! Did you get this hawt tattoo? https://dickard.wordpress.com/tag/corky-tattoo/

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 Apr 2019 03:37:58 GMT
Legend is it true for a time you traveled away from your beloved Troy so you could participate in a Tijuana Donkey Show? Is it true you fell in love with a Donkey naked Mr.Bojangles who ripped many donkey farts in your face? You’re my hero Legend.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 Apr 2019 02:15:01 GMT
Lege, why so salty. Your stories are legendary. How do you do it. Im in CA on business and im spreading the word on Troy Ohio.

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 25 Apr 2019 00:54:25 GMT
05:54 is a loud mouth faggot faggots are evil move to that country that hates you

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 25 Apr 2019 00:53:36 GMT
04:18 fake news fukk off CNN fag boy you must fukk don lemon

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 24 Apr 2019 15:50:58 GMT
How mean can someone be, honestly? Ignoring someone special like me? Are you freaking kidding me??? I'm going to fall to my death in Grand Canyon as well thanks to your stupid help!!! stupid man. Stupid, stupid and stupid man!!! I'm extremely upset.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 24 Apr 2019 15:02:49 GMT
Just in case you want to come by. How do you like those apples? ah, sinverguencito? I'm going to kill you with my mind little by little, and when you fall dead, I'm going to laugh at your stupid face because I'm in this hole thanks to you!!! Hmm.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 24 Apr 2019 14:58:05 GMT
Listen to me stupid human being because I'm starting to get really pissed since I'm gonna have to sell pastries, says Bill. Yep, in his drive way, you know? Fresh cuban pastries made by an illegal alien, 3 dollars for 1, or you can get 2 for 5, super stupid guy.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 24 Apr 2019 05:54:00 GMT
Legend is a big fan circus freaks and other weirdos. He loves being pounded in the ass by midgets and is absolute ecstasy when they fart in his face! I would love to watch a hot gay porno where Legend services the penis and ass needs of a midget, a lovable ‘tard, a big fat guy, and a horse or some other wild animal! Legend, pleas film this soon and plan a hot release for the summer street fears in Troy! I love you!! 💕

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 24 Apr 2019 04:18:47 GMT
Legend loves dick, and anus, and jizz, and feces, and giant balls in his mouth. Legend loves when one dude is ass pounding him and another (preferably obese) guy is taking a shit in his mouth.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 24 Apr 2019 03:25:37 GMT
Legend loves dick.

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Tue, 23 Apr 2019 21:44:08 GMT
20:27 loves prison sex

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 23 Apr 2019 20:27:14 GMT
Rook 10:38 huffing farts from a jar is the new “poppers”! My lovers and I do that all the time. You make it sound like it’s a bad thing instead of the amazing arousal technique it truly is. I’ve heard that A Rod huffs Corky’s farts constantly, and when he can’t get fresh ones hits up his vast storage of farts Corky ripped into Mason jars! Uggghhhhh! I just lost a load thinking about huffing Corky’s farts!!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 23 Apr 2019 14:03:38 GMT
Obsolete, that's what Jennifer Lopez is. A trained monkey that is now too old looking and too obsolete, so she has to make up stories and fantasies. And when will her wedding with A to Z be? Okay, it will be when Marie, who is 96 wins the Olympics!!! Seriously, pathetic human being.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 23 Apr 2019 13:57:22 GMT
Like my dear father used to say before he met his tragic death "Good looks and youth are not enough for the long run. We also need a great talent and a good brain, or we will end up being old and dumb like Jenny from the block"

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 23 Apr 2019 13:56:02 GMT
Excuse me, stupid man, I see you are also watching "The Killing"? Not the crime show, stupido, the killing of your ugly girlfriend's crappy career by her own ideas. Yes, Jennifer is killing her overrated, crappy fame by producing shit every single day.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 23 Apr 2019 10:38:13 GMT
Gay nasty vet is a homosexual liberal POS he farts in a jar then sniffs it getting high off of farts

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 23 Apr 2019 10:36:34 GMT
01:14 lol what are you going to do gay boy

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 23 Apr 2019 05:33:05 GMT
Legend, you need to suck my cock and swallow my cum. I want to have sex with you so badly. You seem like a complete stud with expert lips and a tight butthole. We should film some porn. You can use it to help market Troy to the gay community. I will do you right in the ass while you discuss the Troy Strawberry Festival during our porn scene. Then I will coat you in my STD-ridden semen and dump strawberries on your head. I love you 😘

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 23 Apr 2019 02:08:33 GMT
Wait just a minute. Legend knows how to work the sourcream gun. He maneuvers the sour cream out of the workers guns everyday at the garage door factory.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 17 Apr 2019 12:33:48 GMT
Rookie, what color is Legend’s 1978 Gremlin? I bet it is really rusty and spews dark, filthy exhaust! Legend must give a lot of blow jobs and anal in that vehicle.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 Apr 2019 12:27:24 GMT
Next time, engage him in conversation rather than dirty talk like ‘oohhh yeah. You gobble that ass’ or ‘mmmmyou do it good you dirty, dirty man’

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 Apr 2019 12:26:11 GMT
Wow! Do you think that could be because he was kept back at school for 5 years due to poor performance, then another 5 years to graduate his final year because of his affair with the janitor? Boy! He is one deranged individual

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 Apr 2019 08:08:36 GMT
Rook 05:50 Legend was a pro at eating ass but not much a conversationalist. He mainly grunted and then moaned in delight at my farts and shit sprays. Other then that there was no actual communication.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 17 Apr 2019 05:50:04 GMT
Rook, did you pillow talk afterwards? I sure wish to know what’s on his mind these days! Is he as monosyllabic and rude as on here?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 Apr 2019 04:34:21 GMT
Fellow Corky lovers Legend came through! Notice how quiet he’s been tonight? He must have been preparing for our rendezvous in the Wendy’s dumpsters! At first I didn’t think he was going to show as I hung out in the dumpster eating a large chili. Then I saw a pink 1978 Gremlin with “Legend” decayed on the drivers side door! Within seconds he was out of his car and tounging my anus! He is a master! I ripped a few farts which made him moan with delight while I downed the rest of my chili. I then let loose a diarrhea torrent which Legend gobbled up like a starving African! He then began to convulse and jizzed himself. I got out of there at that point but definitely want to meet up with Legend again! One final hot note. Legend was wearing that “JT Lambert” t-shirt another poster mentioned! It is way to small for him and seems covered in years of shit and jizz!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 17 Apr 2019 03:15:57 GMT
Legend, let's meet up for a tasty dinner at K’s Hamburger Shop at 117 E Main on Wednesday night. We can eat get a hamburger and share some onion rings and have chocolate milkshakes. It will be so romantic! Then we can sneak into the men’s room where I shall drop my jeans and then rip some smelly farts for you to inhale! Then you can lick my dirty butthole and suck me off! After you make me cum, I will clean you up with a golden shower! Let’s hook up!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 Apr 2019 02:42:41 GMT
Lege, aee you at Wendys yet? Only 20 minutes to go before you get some anus. Youve got to be pumped!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 Apr 2019 02:10:03 GMT
Lege, it really is brutal to read your posts. Can you please punctuate? You make absolutely no sense. You say the samething everytime.... gezzzz

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 17 Apr 2019 01:42:36 GMT
Rookie you are a POS

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 17 Apr 2019 01:39:37 GMT
Rookie is a burger blow employee works hard on flipping those nasty burgers he drives a Ford escort and lives with him brother and his wife who his brother rape's his ass at night when he is asleep he loves it

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 17 Apr 2019 01:37:17 GMT
Rookie the three peat faggot

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Apr 2019 23:18:19 GMT
Legend I’m in luv with you. Please meet me in the Wendy’s dumpster tonight at 11pm. While you tongue my anus I will gobble up Wendy’s chili which I will quickly turn into diarrhea for you! I bet you have a boner reading this! See you soon buddy!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Apr 2019 23:04:20 GMT
Legend, please confirm that when you order a pizza the topping you ask for is “extra farts”.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Apr 2019 22:29:10 GMT
Legend, I don’t recall ever reading about you calling your father and farting into the phone before? Please answer the question. Do you admit to calling your father in the hopes your farts would impress him and he would for the first time in your life be impressed by you? It it true that as always he remains extremely unimpressed by you and hates you? Is it true your father once dated Mongo? Get back to me quick Legend!

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Tue, 16 Apr 2019 22:23:45 GMT
19:06 you post the sane shit over and over fat slob

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Apr 2019 19:06:01 GMT
Legend, do you confirm nor deny that whenever you have a really big fart you call you father and rip ass into the phone? Is it true you somehow believe your really loud farts with finally make your Dad proud of you? Is it true it makes you said as each time you do this he calls you a deranged faggot and hangs up? Is it true he recently blocked your number? You are on cool dude Legend!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Apr 2019 07:31:03 GMT
Legend, do you still have that shirt?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Apr 2019 06:16:12 GMT

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Apr 2019 04:12:09 GMT
Hey guys. Coach here again. I’m glad you’re getting to know the real Legend. During his Sophomore year Legend became enamored with the show ‘Step by Step’ and fell in love with the character ‘JT Lambert’. He would wear t-shirts that had an “I Love JT” with a picture of JT Lambert on it. On the back it read “JT Lambert Is my Man”. He wore this shirt pretty much every day and had a poster of JT in his locker. Now imagine having to deal with this weirdo even once a week. Now imagine he lurks in your locker room every day wearing that insane shirt while leering at normal kids trying to shower, change, and use the restrooms. It was horrible. I can also confirm that many teachers were aware of his relationship with the school janitor and normally would have reported it. But it was a brief time each day we didn’t have to deal with that demented freak and really didn’t care what he was doing. It makes me sick he’s still in Troy and what he’s done to the town.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 16 Apr 2019 01:53:37 GMT
Lege, this guy has asked you some very pointed questions. Shouldn't you answer him?

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Tue, 16 Apr 2019 01:37:56 GMT
20:11 shut the hell up bitch

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:14:13 GMT
No I don't remember because that never happened dick head and you never went to Troy you are from dirty new York

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 15 Apr 2019 21:31:23 GMT
This is Steve Smith again, Legend's classmate from 1998. He was so fruity that by the time we graduated he didn't have any real friends in our graduating class. Instead, his best friend was the negro janitor, Lashaun. I heard that they smoked a lot of crack and Legend would suck off Lashaun every day after school.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 15 Apr 2019 20:18:49 GMT
But what can we expect from an overrated Jennifer, who always pays men to stay with her and lie because the truth is no great man out there wants Jennifer, unless she pays him to lie, so sad, the overrated star with no good talents at all!!! Seriously, she sucks.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 15 Apr 2019 20:15:09 GMT
And the crazy thing is that Jennifer Lopez knows she will never be A-Rod's wife, yes, she knows that! Lot of freaking laugh. Jennifer and her pathetic life full of lies only to pretend that I man is crazy in love with her??? PATHETIC!!! She is a very pathetic human being, indeed.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 15 Apr 2019 20:11:46 GMT
And who is everyone? You? A is not a gay man, give me a single break. Now, who the heck can possibly believe that gorgeous A to Z is going to settle for used up Jennifer and her bad looking kids made by ugly Marc Anthony? You have to be very stupid to believe such an crazy thing, seriously!!!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 15 Apr 2019 17:49:54 GMT
Legend, I demand that you eat out my asshole to commemorate Tax Day, you greedy cock goblin!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 15 Apr 2019 08:26:42 GMT
Legend I asked you a serious question about what you would do to that bum hole in the screech / wrestling vid I sent you. I demand and deserve an honest answer from you!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 15 Apr 2019 07:52:08 GMT
Coach. Is your last name Sonski? You sound familiar hun

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 15 Apr 2019 07:42:06 GMT
Legend, Coach here again. Remember that time in gym class you were supposed to do the rope climb and were to weak to even get off the ground? Remember how I berated you and you get so upset you crapped your pants then ran crying into the locker room? Remember how even after that you wouldn’t take a shower with the other kids as you didn’t want anyone to see your tiny cock? Remember how you instead lurked by the urinals peering at dudes taking pisses and stinking of shit? Remember when a couple of the kids got sick of you and stopped pissing into the urinals and pissed all over you? I think that was the closest you came to a shower that year you stinky bastard!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 15 Apr 2019 03:56:30 GMT
Another lie from the gay nookie

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 15 Apr 2019 00:43:09 GMT
Hello all. I was a coach at Troy High Schol while Legend was there. He was the worst student I’ve ever seen. I constantly had to kick him out of the locker room where he would try and spend his entire day. He wouldn’t participate in any sports, and refused to shower which made him stink like shit. Instead he would just hang around leering at the other guys changing, showering, pissing, and taking dumps. Many days I caught him hiding in a stall with a tape recorder trying to record other dudes taking dumps. He was a total weirdo. I would send him to the principal, but he’d be back the very next day. I was so happy when that stinky retard finally got expelled. The entire staff of the high school had a big party to celebrate.

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 23:10:22 GMT
23:06 learn some English fukk face

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 23:09:57 GMT
Vet you are a big POS

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 23:07:19 GMT
23:06 go back to bed gay guy

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 23:06:56 GMT
Wow, Lege. It's been a busy day for you on here.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 23:06:56 GMT
22:12 commie bastard

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 22:12:35 GMT
My name is Steve Smith. I graduated from Troy High School in 1998 and was classmates with Legend. We were friends in junior high but he became such an effeminate faggot in high school that we stopped hanging out. He really came out of the closet around 1997 and was notorious for leering at other boys changing in the locker room before and after gym class and would also loiter in the boy’s bathroom listening to random boys peeing and taking dumps. His favorite shows at the time were Hang Time and City Guys. He also got expelled during the 1997 football season for stealing jock straps from the football team after practice. Remember that Legend? I heard you would stuff then into your backpack and then wear them on your face while jerking off at home

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 21:12:47 GMT
18:39 is beetle juice the midget retarded black guy

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 20:52:11 GMT
Every one knows Alex is gay

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 20:31:08 GMT
18:39 do you speak English?

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 20:30:39 GMT
19:08 you say the same shit over and over dumb ass fag

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 19:08:07 GMT
i need some diaper pics legend. can you hook me up with one? something like a picture of a civic building in Troy with a durty diaper crudely photoshopped on it?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 19:06:53 GMT
got diaper dude?

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 18:42:43 GMT
18:39 beats his dick to pics of Alex

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 18:39:16 GMT
leg 17.28 - you speak the truth! tell me, do you sniff diaper?

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 17:28:04 GMT
17:24 got fukked by the homo vet

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 17:27:45 GMT
17:24 you should move to that country that beats and hangs gays

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 17:27:04 GMT
17:24 you are full of lies aren't you gay boy? So know you are a thug lol you look in the mirror and cry every day so you come on here to troll grow up queer

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 17:24:52 GMT
I’m already in a wheelchair dawg... bet that’s why you want a piece of my baked ass!

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 16:57:35 GMT
The homo vet just loves to lie he is a dick head he cheats on his husband all the time with Mexican guys

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 16:56:24 GMT
14:29 don't tell me when I graduated you POS who the fukk do you think you are I'm going to put you in a weelchair

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 16:54:30 GMT
You idiots are dumb like your girl AOC

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 15:17:04 GMT
Oh, I've been soooo right this whole time that I'm going to laugh extremely hard at Jennifer's clueless self one of these days not far from today. Like my dear father used to say when he was not dead "Those who are really smart get to have the best laugh";-)

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 15:12:17 GMT
Jennifer and her biggest mistake of ALWAYS having sex with the wrong man, ALWAYS!!! I mean, ALWAYS, and she knows it. She sucks as a mother thanks to her crappy, low class work, and she sucks as a person because she can not learn from what she does wrong again and again and again...

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 15:06:29 GMT
Excuse me, but Jennifer Lopez' tragic life full of lies makes me laugh so hard my dear God. First, she paid her current pet-man to go on his hopeless knee and pretend like he is really crazy about her, but now she doesn't have time to plan her big day? How pathetic can someone be, seriously?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 14:38:42 GMT
omg, and at 04.40 as well! legend, would you plough that rump at 04.40? Seriously legend - gimme an answer here...!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 14:37:50 GMT
awww damn! I just saw screech on youtube and lost load after load after he kept offering men out 'mano a mano'! He even pulled a corky lookalike and ended up romping with him in the ring! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuCJaqi-r1m8klytsM0OoVg/ just look at that bubble butt at 04.08!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 14:29:41 GMT
Legend, when did you graduate? Because I sure remember once going to a 98 degrees concert and saw you at the front sitting on top of a guy that looked like wilfried bramley and enjoying every minute of it! The dates do tally with you graduating at that time

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 12:40:32 GMT
You don't need my ip address. I've already told you where I was. Come on over. Bring Corky and Mongo too. They enjoy watching you get your butt beat again.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 12:36:37 GMT
Legend, The Flying J. Couldn't of you at least went into their showers or into some truck cab. That is disgusting! I didn't know you were an Indian fan. I just always thought you were in love with Kevin Love from the Cavs. You're an animal...

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 12:26:08 GMT
08:55 you and the homo vet are fukking nasty and anyoying you both lie but that's what the LGBT community does it's all lies burn in hell queer

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 12:24:30 GMT
06:06 another lie I didn't graduate in 1998 you fukking idiot and I don't even know who you are online coward but I know where you live got your IP address on my way to beat your ass bring some people to curb stomp your faggot ass liberal fukk

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 12:22:35 GMT
04:35 shut the fukk up your lane all you can say is gay shit you fat limp wrist faggot let's meet up so I can beat your ass don't pussy out bitch boy

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 08:55:29 GMT
Vet, thanks for sharing that story. It’s well known Legend has been a raging homosexual for a long time. I saw him earlier today at a Flying J truckstop. He was eating some fat guys asshole while some other fat guy railed him in the ass. This was right out in the open during the day! Horny truckers passing by beeped their horns. Legend just can’t seem to ever get enough cock and ass eating!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 06:06:57 GMT
Everybody, I went to high school with Legend. We graduated in 1998 and Legend was notorious as being a greedy rim goblin who was rumored to have blown the football coach and several other male teachers. In 1997 we were juniors and Legend was a huge Cleveland Indians fan - David Justice was his favorite player on the Indians until Chad Curtis joined the team. Legend thought that Chad Curtis was a total stud from the moment he first saw Chad in Spring Training. Legend was prance around the stadium trying to get Chad's attention until one day during May 1997, Chad saw Legend and invited him to dinner at a Chili's in Cleveland. Legend tongued Chad's anus after dinner that night and they hooked up for several weeks as Legend serviced Chad Curtis' penis and ass needs! The Indians management eventually discovered the homosexual love affair and traded Chad to the Yankees as they hated faggots!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 14 Apr 2019 04:35:07 GMT
Lege, just shut up and take it. You're comebacks are so lame. Just go and snuggle with Corky.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 19:40:17 GMT
18:54 loves to smell farts from Alex

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 18:54:28 GMT
These photos of Troy's landmarks are super important and adds critical understanding of this fine city. I sure wish to see more snapshots of these erotic places!

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 14:35:38 GMT
13:03 really? Chad Curtis was a baseball player you don't know shit about baseball do you faggot

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 14:34:54 GMT
13:04 gay nigger sambo

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 13:04:30 GMT
Legend, I want to use your mouth as a toilet seat

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 13:03:04 GMT
Legend, why do you have so many enemies? Now Chad Curtis is on your shit list? You must have had quite a few bad homosexual breakups over the years!

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 07:06:53 GMT
01:12 another lie

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 07:01:26 GMT
02:26 makes shit up why does anyone believe this POS oh yeah because you fagd lie just like your sexual preference being gay is evil you all will burn in hell you turds are destroying the world faggots!!!!!!!

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 04:54:01 GMT
02:26 I'll stomp you chad Curtis

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 02:26:36 GMT
Lege, cmon,youve to bring more than that. Your story is being told. Its ok, you should feel proud. Its time to tuck zmongo in now.

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 01:53:11 GMT
A three peat by nookie the creepy homosexual

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 01:12:51 GMT
Legend, remember last Halloween when you and Mongo were riding a tandem bike around town and you didn’t have any pants on? Remember when someone smashed a pumpkin on your head causing you to fall of the bike and shit yourself? Remember how angry that made Mongo and he got off the bike and came over and gave you some rough anal sex, then made you eat your own turd? Didn’t you later say that was the best day of your life?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 01:07:52 GMT
Legend, remember how in grade school your best friend was the school janitor and instead of going to class the school just let you hang out in the boiler room with the janitor? You were a real academic spark plug buddy!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 13 Apr 2019 01:06:06 GMT
Legend remember how last week you applied for a job at Taco Bell and when the manager read your application he looked at you and said “you’re not Taco Bell material”, then told you to get the full out of the restaurant? That was pretty funny.

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 23:09:16 GMT
20:45 troll POS

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 23:07:53 GMT
Yes all fags are liberals

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 23:07:19 GMT
20:45 is Chad Curtis get back to your jail cell

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 20:45:24 GMT
You know, the one on W. Main.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 20:44:27 GMT
Lege, do you want to meet at Skyline Chili for dinner?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 20:17:06 GMT
Lege, c'mon brah. It's ok. Don't take all this stuff personally. No one here is a liberal or a creep. We're just enjoying things that makes you legendary. You have put Troy Ohio in the map. I'm sure that the Mayor will be giving you the key to the city very soon. Can you tell us, do you still do the turtle thing?

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 17:51:40 GMT
Sophomore is a homosexual liberal creep

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 17:41:39 GMT
Gay sophomore at his creep shit again

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 17:41:01 GMT
15:58 hey fukk face you are a coward who runs his gay mouth online you are a bitch

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 17:37:42 GMT
Legend, happy TGIF buddy! Can you confirm that Friday’s at the garage door factory are slow work days because the only real agenda are the employees tag teaming your anus? Please confirm the only real work being done is by Corky and Mongo testing out Corky’s new thong diaper? It’s pretty sad when the hardest workers are ‘tards that don’t even work there! I was talking to Doug from Sidney, Ohio and he said you once shoved a turtle up your ass. What’s up with that?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 15:58:17 GMT
Great comebacks, Legend. Youre on top of your game today.

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 14:04:39 GMT
13:19 is mental

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 14:04:08 GMT
12:31 you talk alot of shit gay Doug

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 14:03:20 GMT
12:31 and your posts do you faggot I know that's you Doug from Sidney Ohio

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 13:19:53 GMT
Following on from this, there were also hushed excited rumours at the lab that corky was in there last night to develop his new ‘g-string diapers’. Prototype of two designs were found scribbled on the whiteboard, one with the classical design, and the other the wrong way round so the gentleman’s dick could hang freely between a thin strip of diaper. I can only hope that the labs sale team drop all other avenues of funding on
Medical treatment and take this up straight away. This is a winner! And with professor corky and mongo begins the helm, anything is possible. Boy am I proud of Troy’s scientific bent these days!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 12:51:07 GMT
Last night Corky told A-Rod that he wanted to become an exotic dancer. A-Replied that Corky was far too fat and uncoordinated to ever be an exotic dancer. A-Rod also mentioned that exotic dancers wear g-string underwear, not diapers. When Corky heard A-Rod's rude reply, he flew into a 'tard rage and viciously beat A-rod! Corky then pulled down his diaper and made A-Rod kiss his butthole while Corky sprayed diarrhea! Then Corky had rough sex with A-Rod's anus! Corky really taught A-Rod a lesson!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 12:31:08 GMT
Wait a minute, is that you Legend?! Yes, it has to be as your posts make absolutely no sense. Please call Troy Eliminatory school today and see if you can brush up a little in the third grade english class. Please hurry, school is almost out for the summer.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 12:27:42 GMT
Legend, please come back to us. We need to hear how being duct taped to a garage door for 72 hours felt? Did Corky's new diapers give you diaper rash? Or are they as good as he says. Has he offered you a new position in his new diaper factory? It must feel so good to be wanted. From Mongo to truck drivers you got it goin on....

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 12:25:52 GMT
09:18 got his ass kicked last night at the subhouse tried touching a guys ass got layed out

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 12:24:26 GMT
Corky is a gay POS

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 12:23:24 GMT
09:18 was busted to day for guns and drugs

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 09:18:04 GMT
And that sure was one hell of a scientifific way to measure leakage! Does the garage door factory have a thriving r&d facility? The Nobel prize worthy nature of their work is surely something to be celebrated in Troy? And just think, before corky. And a rod started frequenting this fine city it had nothing going for it!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 08:36:27 GMT
Those professional darts players are damned fine athletes and deserve to stand alongside a rod. My favourites are the ‘viking’, ‘bravedart’ and ‘jockey wilson’ all of which look remarkably like legend I am told

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 08:00:19 GMT
I saw Legend at Arby’s today. He was laying outside the front doors and begging people who were leaving to fart in his face. Some fat guy stopped and ripped a really loud fart on Legend and Legend began convulsing and jizzing all over himself.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 12 Apr 2019 00:49:04 GMT
I think Legend is hiding. I hope Mongo and Corky didn't duct tape him to garage door again.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 15:56:40 GMT
I just found this article about a professional dart-thrower who ripped a nasty fart to gain an advantage over his competitor! I didn't even know that there were professional dart throwers. But I bet that Legend will take up the sport now after reading this article! One of the dart throwers said it would take two nights for the smell to clear from his nose! At the bottom of the article, there is a mention of a "fartgate" which occurred during a World Championship pool match when a Canadian pool player ripped a smelly fart which had "an enormous noise" and then he tried blaming it on an elderly woman standing near him!!!
.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/darts/46246500

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 13:36:09 GMT
Legend, you aren't fooling anyone. We all know that you enjoy the humiliation of being farted on by random stranger you meet at public gas stations. You enjoy being tied up by your gay lovers and being used as a toilet. You love it when you are tied to a bed and cannot escape a sweaty 300 lb trucker who farts in your face and forces you to smell it before making you lick clean his sweaty ass-crack. You are probably jizzing yourself right now just thinking about this. I'm sure that Adam Kemme knows all about your reputation

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 10:12:25 GMT
Nothing better then tits and pussy

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 10:12:05 GMT
05:33 you are the biggest gayest turd on here I fukked your sister

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 10:09:57 GMT
05:33 fukked Adam Kemme a kkk member in a wendeys bathroom

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 05:33:25 GMT
Legend, that is one amazingly hot offer Soph just put forth! It’s about time you offer a little damn gratitude to those on these fine boards that are honest and open about their sexuality and their desires towards you. You need to appreciate them and thank them for their hot offers to shit in your mouth, or fart on your tongue. Stop being an ungrateful turd Legend!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 04:21:24 GMT
Legend, I am so horny for you right now! I want to release a monster dookie 💩 into your mouth and want you to then close your mouth and bask in ecstasy while I fart in your face a few times before your swallow my feces!! Then you will sit naked on a bowling pin as I unleash several pepperoni farts! Then you will pull down your pants and allow your gay lover, Mongo, to have his way with you as you tongue my anus! I will go diarrhea onto the tip of your tongue as Mongo blows his ‘tard load into your ass!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 02:07:52 GMT
I'm glad to see legend is back. I was so worried that I went by Troy Ford to see where he was at. No one had seen him there. So i went over to the garage door factory. And what did I find? I found him in the quality department duct taped to a garage door wearing only one of Corky's new diapers. I then saw Corky and Mongo taking turns pressing the garage door opener. They did a 72 hour test of opening and closing the garage door with Legend duct taped to it. They were wanting to see when Corky's new diaper would leak. Because of Legends large anus hole it leaked after six hours. A result they new would happen because of all his anal activity.

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 01:30:26 GMT
Tired of seeing that old bitch no one cares about her abs

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 01:29:37 GMT
13:52 is a lesbian

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 01:29:13 GMT
17:50 I'm going to curb stomp you then fukk your mom

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 01:28:38 GMT
Fags are evil

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 01:27:42 GMT
01:27 lying sack of shit  tttttttttttt

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 11 Apr 2019 01:27:12 GMT
Hey everyone. I was happy with the response to my original story and have decided to keep you faggots informed. Corky and Olivia Jade were seen out today at a Taco Bell where Corky impresssed Olivia Jade by eating 42 hard shell tacos, then filling his diaper to the brim. She was also enamoured by his amazing ability to rip ass, and by the cheers it brought from the other patrons. Olivia Jade is really hoping to restart her career and feels Corky can help her do so if he agrees to appear in her videos. After Taco Bell they went to Lori Loughlins home where Corky clogged a toilet, then shit on the floor. Corky then told Lori for a second time that jail would be fun for her and he would move in and take care of her daughters. He then belched extremely loudly and was furious when no one clapped. Lori began crying seeing that Olivia Jade wasn’t leaving Corky anytime soon and they feel he is way to old for her and is disgusting. Olivia Jade however feels differently and has begun wearing a Corky brand diaper in support of her man! Stay tuned folks!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:50:29 GMT
But what about legend shooting someone?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 16:20:30 GMT
This isn't a sick site! Just because I want to watch Corky from Life Goes On remove overflowing diaper and use it to strangle A-Rod while giving him rough anal sex while I watch and masturbate vigorously is perfectly natural. Corky is a total stud and A-Rod is his gimp

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 16:13:38 GMT
And soph 01.23 - I have it on good authority that legend is actually a middle aged bespectacled affluent middle class mortgage broker called Clive smith and he lives in the rich ‘commuter belt district’ to the west of the city with his beautiful wife and high gpa grade daughters. He sure goes to great lengths to hide his Liberace lifestyle from his golf playing, tea party friendly social circle. I can only imagine their horror if they were shown videos of him getting whipped with a rusty car antenna, shooting other men with a pistol and crawling on all fours to gobble faeces!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 16:08:59 GMT
Wow we are getting a lot more posters since I advertised this as a sick site on reddit!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 15:54:15 GMT
My bet is on a three way as soon as they arrive at the house with corky giving them both a pair of Arabian goggles to make them moan in pleasure!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 13:52:34 GMT
So, stupid guy, I'm going to kill you with a knife! but it has to be sharp, and then I will throw you in front of a train! stupid man, and if that doesn't work, I might shoot you with a gun! and after all, I won't talk to you anymore! because you have destroyed my only hope for love!:-(

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 09:12:02 GMT
Hello. I am a reporter and I can confirm the below information. I can add that Lori Loughlin and her husband were about to accept a plea deal that would have had prison time but when they called Olivia Jade to tell her Corky was there and was on the phone. He told them not to worrry, that while they were in jail he would take care of things and move into their house. He told them he has a massive dong and would take care of their daughters. He then began grunting and went dookie in his diaper. This unsettling conversation is why Lori has not accepted a plea deal. They do not want lovable Corky living in their home and taking care of anything for them. Stay tuned!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 08:37:38 GMT
Corky has been following the celebrity college scandal on TV and when he saw Lori Loughlin’s daughter he decided she was hot and told A Rod to help track her down. Corky then flew to LA to meet Olivia Jade, and needless to say she instantly fell in love with Corky. Within a day they had shacked up together in Malibu where Corky spends his days filling his diaper and getting his feet wet in the ocean (he can’t swim and doesn’t go in any further). When Olivia Jades parents try to call Corky answers and rips ass into the phone. One time he even went dookie while they were on the phone. As there is a huge age difference who knows how long this will last, and Corky is still also dating A Rod, but it’s fascinating how no man or woman can resist Corky! Corky is a total stud.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 06:18:34 GMT
I can give them a list of plastic surgeries at not cost? You are welcome since I will not go to any stadium to watch a damn game, do you understand, stupid man? You need to marry overrated Jennifer, why wait? I need the waiting date? Jajaja... lot of laugh;-)
.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 06:15:40 GMT
Excuse me, stupid man, but you need to marry overrated Jennifer and her bad looking kids as soon as you can because I can't wait to see those kids when they become teens, seriously.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 02:35:10 GMT
I’m working on improving my flexibility so that some day soon I can suck my own cock,

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 01:24:38 GMT
Legend, i care. I enjoy coming on this forum learning all about y oh u and your home town, Troy Ohio.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 01:23:08 GMT
Legend, are you married?
Or are you just a gay dude getting around? I love the stories.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 10 Apr 2019 01:21:05 GMT
Legend your stories are legendary. You are a strange dude into a lot of crazy things. You cznt mzke this stuff up!
What is it you do at the garage door factory?

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 23:19:57 GMT
08:51 faggot

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 23:16:02 GMT
08:51 no one cares bitch

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 23:15:25 GMT
To many fags these days

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 13:03:42 GMT
I wouldn’t mind twin charging my taint with your baked ass bill! Hit me up in the garage door parking lot buddy, let’s put on a show for the boys! And get the factory floor crazy

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 13:01:46 GMT
Ohhhhh taint’d love!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 11:06:11 GMT
I am “in charge” not “twin charge”. Stupid autocorrect!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 11:05:26 GMT
I’m writing on behalf of Michael Beamish, the mayor of Troy, Ohio. My name is Bill and I am twin charge of outreach at the mayor’s office. It has come to our attention that Legend is embarrassing our fine city. Legend, you are a disgrace to the people of Troy! It is impossible to use a men’s room at one of our fine establishments with catching Legene loitering to try to catch a glimpse of your cock while taking a piss or listening intently to one of our fine citizens taking a dump in a stall. This needs to stop now. Legend, you should move to Dayton where these kinds of homosexual antics are encouraged and leave the fine people of Troy alone! Also, what you did at last year’s Strawberry Fest was disgusting! If you take it in the ass while standing in the fountain again, you will be arrested - we have a zero-tolerance policy for you!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 08:51:00 GMT
Did anyone hear Corky during Sunday nights broadcast? I could hear him during the 5th inning demanding A Rod get him a hot dog, and when A Rod whispered to him to wait a minute I then heard a muffled scuffle, then a fart. I believe A Rod covered his mic while Corky pressed his ass to A Rod’s head and farted. I bet that booth smelled like ass the rest of the game!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 08:05:42 GMT
06:31 is a butch bull dog

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 06:31:34 GMT
Also, I know that the whole world salivates for corkys bubble butt, has anyone ever actually ploughed it? Or does he abide by prison rules?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 09 Apr 2019 06:30:35 GMT
Hi all, does anyone else replace the words ‘dirty diana’ with ‘rowdy rodriguez’ when singing along to mj’s hit song?

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 20:30:11 GMT
Homo vet is back being his gay nasty self

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 20:29:39 GMT
17:25 then you got your ass beat

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:25:01 GMT
A-Rod sure seemed gay when he sat naked on the floor masturbating vigorously while I took a dump in his mouth and the jerked off into his mouth full of feces!

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:15:00 GMT
02:05 is the forum troll

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:14:38 GMT
02:05 yeah you are one of those guys dick head

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:14:13 GMT
02:05 he beats his dick into your ass faggot liberal POS

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:13:30 GMT
The fags have given up ha ha ha

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:13:09 GMT
06:06 get off all the forums fukking troll

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:11:55 GMT
20:02 lie all lies fukking nasty gay POS

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 16:53:07 GMT
Excuse me lady, this is a place to swap spanktastic stories of a rod and corky, not a place for tittle tattle!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 14:12:50 GMT
Oh, by the way, Alex is not gay. Nope, he is NOT gay. Alex is just a shameless man using overrated Jennifer for money and fame, okay? Okay, have a beautiful day everyday. The End

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 14:06:29 GMT
And this is why I know he WON'T marry low class Jennifer and her low class Puerto Rican butt because he knows who is Jlow. Yes, he knows!!! A to Z is one for the money, that's exactly who he is, a classy baseball man using trashy, low class Jennifer for money and fame. Good day

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 14:02:53 GMT
Well hello, seems like this forum is not mine anymore??? Lol, really lol. So, how is classy A-Rod doing today? Oh, let me guess, he is once again having sex with low class Jennifer because as far as I know Alex Rodriguez has a lot of class even though he was born in the Bronx.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 07:56:24 GMT
I always knew you had it in you! No pun intended

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 07:55:58 GMT
Hi a rod, good to see you on here. Why has corky stopped posting on here? Are you now the Dom?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 06:06:32 GMT
This is Tom Jizz. I found out about this fine forum when I was taking a dump at a bathroom stall in a men’s room in the McDonald’s on the Las Vegas strip a couple months ago. Thanks for all the post, fellas, I’ve jerked off four times in the past day reading all of the hot queer tales!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 03:45:30 GMT
This is the real arod. I just want to say I’m gay, I’m proud and I love getting banged in the ass while wearing leather pants that have a rip to provide access to my asshole

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 03:43:42 GMT
Why do we need random GayRod clips during Lad vs Col? Wtf?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 03:11:47 GMT
Fukk Jessica Mendoza is hard to look at. Why do they keep showing her? She is a scary scary monster at this stage of her life

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Apr 2019 00:54:51 GMT
A Rod what a pleasure! I’m currently at Coors Field enjoying the game and saw you walk by on your way to the booth. You were probably 10 feet from me and I could smell your balls, ass, and taint! The only time I’ve smelled someone with worse BO was many years ago at a Samples concert. They had a roadie and I must have smelled him from 50 yards away. His balls, ass, and taint stank up the entire venue. To boot this guy had some awful mullet. What’s up with that? Why aren’t you washing yourself A Rod?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 23:28:06 GMT
This is the Real Arod getting ready to broadcast the Rockies vs LAD. Also I want to announce I’m gay and I suck a ton of penis.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 22:48:34 GMT
Basically Arod bangs dudes

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 20:02:04 GMT
Rookie (9:46), I vaguely remember managing Legend at that Edward D Jones. However, the time that weirdo dude started squealing like a pig, Legend and I were both disgusted by his faggotry. Legend and I beat his ass to the ground. Then Legend sat naked on that guy’s face and ripped a a few nasty farts while I jerked off into Legend’s mouth. Legend loved it

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 19:38:26 GMT
Legend, not everyone can be as lucky as you. Jobs at garage door factory’s where one can strut around like a peacock with their dong hanging out aren’t easy to come by!

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 17:13:29 GMT
You all need to get jobs you fags

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 15:26:24 GMT
I really would love to see ugly lollipop and her huge butt when they get home and take off her multicolor wig and the whole, overwhelming makeup on her used to be precious skin, and her ugly clothes... Oh my dear Lord!!! I would love to be a bug.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 15:23:07 GMT
Hey, stupid man, I can't wait for you to marry ugly Jennifer because since she is aging sooo badly plus her ugly kids will be more ugly when they become teens for what I can clearly see, I can't wait for you to cheat and cheat and cheat!!! Oh, I can not wait for those beautiful days:-)

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 15:22:07 GMT
Exactly, you must delete all the truth I have said about ugly Jennifer and her collection of wigs.

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 13:02:52 GMT
09:46 little gay creep loser spends all his time on here

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 09:46:55 GMT
cont:
Legend solemnly told you that Rick liked to watch and Legend was only wearing a leather thong at this point. Remember when he put a ball gag on you? Remember when rick got excited and turned on a boombox that played n-sync’s ‘I want you back on repeat’ and legend started signing telling you that you make him feel kinda ooooh…? Remember when you could smell legends stank as he anally violated you on the table and your were in and out of consciousness! You sure were like a mop head being ragged around! Wheee Wheee Wheee!
Remember at the end when the gun again magically appeared in Legends hand and you feared the worst? Remember how he then shot a squawking and aroused Rick Bawls instead? Remember when Legend then turned to you and said ‘That’s how Rick wanted it?’ and the only reason he wasn’t going to finish you is that your anus told him not to? Remember how you passed out and still think of this episode to this day! Boy you are one deranged sicko!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 09:46:48 GMT
Hey Soph, I remember that all too clearly. I am concerned about you omitting the part where Greg slammed a flagpole in your butt then hoisted you up so you were atop of Troy high school flag post getting sodomized?
Anyway, remember that time you were at the Edward Jones managing Legend and you just had to fire him because he kept leaving his stank on the office chair?
Remember the day after when you heard the office doors open and someone shout ‘ get on the floor you filthy assholes before seeing your receptionist shot off her desk and the rest of the team attacked? Remember when you quickly hid in your office cupboard and began shaking, arming yourself with a stapler?
Remember how you burst out as Legend passed but he was too strong and overpowered you? Remember how you were out for a while and as you groggily come to you found yourself in a room with red lighting and there you spied a familiar face in the corner?
“rick bawls?”
Remember how rick was naked and squatting on a chair with a peg on his nose and a plant pot on his one eyed wiggling honker? He kept making pig noises – wheee! Wheeee!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 09:26:36 GMT
Legend please confirm that doctors recently examined you and determined that because of all the farts you have huffed you only have 10 percent of your brain left? Do you think that’s what causes you to constantly post nonsense on these fine boards?

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 06:13:15 GMT
03:42 go back to bed gay boy

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 03:42:50 GMT
Legend, you’re the guy who gets triple teamed by dudes at a garage door factory, then goes home and is abused by a ‘tard who rips farts in your face. You jizz your pants from rank farts and have the audacity to come in here and say I’m sick? If desiring another dude eat my ass while I leave a few pepperoni fueled farts in his mouth is sick, then I’m guilty as charged. But your level of deviant behavior is 10 magnitudes above anyone else. For gods sake you eat rancid feces out of your lovers diaper and call it a meal!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 02:05:54 GMT
And he does butt sex with other men which is gay

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 02:05:04 GMT
AROD beats the shlT out of his family and will soon be in prison on domestic abuse and battery charges

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 01:53:26 GMT
Dumbass

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 01:52:49 GMT
00:41 sick lol it's sick you fukk little boys being gay is sick stalking some ones town online is sick the shit you post on here sick you are some kind of stupid

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 01:51:29 GMT
00'41 bet you wouldn't say this to my face fake news bitch I'll beat your ass fat slob

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 00:41:49 GMT
Legend, those hot stories portrayed you as a top dog you dumb asshole. You were finally not the one being strangled by a filthy diaper and then being anally violated completely against your will before being finished off with a disgusting fart. Somehow by your comments it shows you must enjoy that! You are one sick weirdo Legend!

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sat, 06 Apr 2019 21:38:13 GMT
Look at all this fake news this shit is like CNN all the reporters are fags and lesbis hmmmmm gays lie alot

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 06 Apr 2019 19:30:03 GMT
cont... Remember how Greg, Legend, and I simultaneously blew our loads of semen in your hair and then also leapfrogged over you so that our bare asses were right in your face and then also went diarrhea on you? Remember how Greg, Mongo, Legend and I all high-fived each other and then walked out of the barn, leaving you in a pool of blood, semen, and diarrhea as 50 sheep stared at you and went baa? Remember how we got into Greg’s SUV and drive over to get dinner at the KFC on Sanfield Road?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 06 Apr 2019 19:28:57 GMT
Rookie, why are you posting obviously fake stories that never happened? I have never been a fan of N-Synch although you seem to have been a big fan. In 1998, I certainly wasn’t hanging out with faggy bit bands and Legend was a little kid and hadn’t yet chosen to become gay. You are obviously upset because of how Legend, Mongo, Greg Goldberg and I treated you at the Troy Farm Fest last October. Remember when Greg tricked you into following him into a barn because when he claimed he wanted to show you his “Jew gold”? Remember how once in the barn you realized the only things in there were bales of hay and a bunch of sheep? Remember how all of a sudden Mongo jumped down from the rafters and slugged you in the gut? Remember when you fell over and then when you looked up, you saw Legend and me? Remember how happy you were because you thought we would save you from a pummeling or anal violation at the hands of Mongo or Greg? Remember your your elation turned to fear when Greg, Legend, and I all dropped our pants as Mongo pulled off his diaper and you saw it was overflowing with dookie? Remember when Mongo started strangling you with the diaper as Greg, Legend, and I laughed and then started masturbating? Remember when Mongo kicked you in the ribs and then started violating your anus? Remember when Legend bent down in front of your and farted? Remember how his fart was squeaky and very feminine? Remember how Greg and I shook our heads in disgust? Remember when I then unleashed an incredibly manly, loud, and smelly fart in your face? Remember when Greg then bent over and cut one in your face and said it was payback for the Holocaust? Remember how none of us knew what the hell Greg was referring to? Remember how Mongo was really giving it to you in the ass and then suddenly pulled out, jizzed on your back, and then leapfrogged 8 feet up in the air and landed with his ass in your face and then coated you with a diarrhea spray?... cont

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sat, 06 Apr 2019 17:12:33 GMT
You faggots are creepy

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 06 Apr 2019 15:42:46 GMT
See, I have class. Lots of class because I was a rich kid, who had a great dad that made me get a bunch of degrees plus my overall beauty, so I know what's good and what's crap. Jennifer must be terrified of me coming out because she knows I will crush her like an old tomatoe.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 06 Apr 2019 15:38:19 GMT
Jajaja... My friend Bill is so right! He also believes that's why I've been so upset, because I was raised well, while you will always be low class no matter what!!! That's your life and that's your market since the people that follow your work are low class Bronx Just like you!!!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 06 Apr 2019 15:35:33 GMT
Hey, Jennifer, I have something to say that makes a lot of sense. My friend Bill listened to your new bad song last night and this is what he said "God, she is so guetto. She's always been ghetto. Jlo is famous for being a low class Puerto Rican dumb from the Bronx"

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 06 Apr 2019 10:59:44 GMT
if you recall, this was the dance you attempted - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is6gtilerPk

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 06 Apr 2019 10:57:44 GMT
Soph, no i do not recall that particular event, but i may have been inebriated. However I sure remember that time I was a boy band impresario and on the lookout for new talent in 1998! I remember you, legend, mongo, screech and Kenneth turning up in a battered pink geo metro in response to an ad and boasting that you four were the hottest young studs for my group 'ManDate' with the best dance moves. I remember thinking you lot were wack especially as mongo spent the first 30 minutes whipping your nuts with a rusty car antenna. Remember when you first auditioned and you were all so overweight and uncoordinated that i shouted 'next!'? Remember how you tried to do the dance (which was eventually stolen for 'I want you back' by Nsync) and you all kept falling over and your dungarees slipped to reveal a brown stained diaper? Remember how you wanted the dance that Justin Timberlake did, especially the one at 03.06 in the video? Remember how the climax was for you to dance up a ladder and drop trou and that you fell off the first rung? remember how mongo and then corky anally sodomised you to the horror of the whole studio and then ate an arbys that somehow appeared? Boy i never saw so many overweight dudes throw out of a dance studio so fast!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 23:54:57 GMT
Legend please confirm that all of your co-workers at the garage door factory despise you and each day they attempted to crush you underneath a garage door? Is it true that while you are trapped under the garage door they have buttsex with you completely against your will? Sounds hot Legend!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 23:14:16 GMT
Damn Soph 16:17 that is one erotic tale! It seems rook got the worst of that even being below Legend! I bet Legend felt special not being low man and getting treated to some delicious ice cream. Is it true to keep him from getting a big head you ripped ass on Legend’s ice cream, instantly melting it and making him cry?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 16:17:41 GMT
Rookie (14:41:25), do you remember our magical moment last summer in the Troy Bowl? We were bowling with Legend and were eating chili dogs. During the fifth frame, I cut a nasty fart and you and Legend both got really turned on and started sniffing my ass! One thing led to another and then all Mongo joined all three of us in the men's room. Mongo really gave it to you right in the ass while you ate out my ass and gave me a reach-around as Legend watched and jerked off! All of a sudden Mongo roared like a T-Rex as he filled you up with semen! You fell over on the floor and started jizzing yourself in ecstacy! Legend and I then jerked off on you. Finally, Mongo, Legend, and I each sprayed diarrhea onto you and then left you and drove over to Ducky's Snowballs & Ice Cream over on Main Street to get dessert. It was a great time!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 14:41:25 GMT
Soph you may be correct. Actually as it was my uncle refereeing it was most likely true! However do not let this distract others from the fact that the entire cast of the mighty ducks turned you on a spit and ripped your anus into smithereens during your first year in college. Then I recall you were bundled up on an old carpet and thrown off a bridge in a moving gmc vantura van! Boy you sure learned some humility that day!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 12:35:46 GMT
Rookie (10:39), I think you are confusing me with your father. And if I remember correctly, at the 2010 Gay Games he injured your anus so badly during the father-son competition that you now have to use a colostomy bag?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 10:39:53 GMT
Hi soph 04.22. Didn’t we use to bang? I remember you had a mr bending mask on but you got dominated as soon as I gave you a prolapsed anus?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 06:57:00 GMT
Hi all, I’m from Nepal so me not know too much about the fart competitions. Does Troy have stadium and many fans that come to watch? Does competitions act like hulk hogan and randy savage before fight? Is there a ring or octagon? I plan my own games here in Asia which attract
Many many men. Hit me up soon buddy!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 04:22:24 GMT
Legend, according to this article the 2014 Gay Games were held in Cleveland and Akron, Ohio! https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5672107/amp
.
Did you participate in this queer Olympiad? I bet you won a gold medal in anus tonguing or teabagging!!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 03:22:55 GMT
Remember how Bartman claimed he was from the Federal Gaming Commission and flashed a badge which was later discovered to be a “Colgate Cavity Patrol” badge? He really was a mentally deranged queer!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 03:14:50 GMT
Rook, that’s the one. That Bartman guy really through John Pepperoni off his game with those insane antics. Trying to act like he was an official when he was actually just a deranged queer. Unfortunately it cost John’s tag team partner his life when he took a full face blast from Steve Anus. That weirdo Bartman was still on the ground covered in jizz. Corky was there and loved every minute of it, cheering on the massive blast from Steve Anus.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 03:04:50 GMT
I meant to write that the Cubs superfan was Steve Bartman. He later met Anthony Rizzo in 2016 and they’ve been hooking up ever since

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 02:43:52 GMT
Rookie (00:53:54), was that the infamous pepperoni fart contest where Cubs superfan showed up and sniffed every contestant’s asshole before the contest? He claimed he wanted to ensure that nobody was cheating, but his veracity was called into question when John Pepperoni cut one while Bartman was sniffing his asshole and then Bartman fell over and started convulsing while kissing his pants!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 00:53:54 GMT
I was at a tag team pepperoni fart match back in 2013. Steve Anus and David Dookie vs John Pepperoni and Sammy Stinkman. That was the epic battle in which Steve Anus blasted a fart so potent it sent Sammy into a coma from which he never recovered. RIP Sammy Stinkman.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Apr 2019 00:48:26 GMT
Legend I need you!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 04 Apr 2019 22:24:52 GMT
He was a horrible husband to the mother of his kids because he is a cheat and a pathological liar, so I'm happy because I'm not with him since he is the wrong medicine for me. Anyways, good bye, Jennifer to you and to your endless mistake of having sex with the wrong man.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 04 Apr 2019 22:21:38 GMT
Yes, he is. A man who was abandoned by his father, so he could give a damn about your feelings or mine. He only cares about himself, Jennifer. He is using you for fame. Aex has never being sincere to any woman that has been into him. He is a liar and a cheat. That's all he is, indeed.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 04 Apr 2019 22:19:20 GMT
Hey, Jennifer, I heard your new crappy song "Medicine" God bless your lost soul, lollipop because everything you produce is HORRIBLE and came from someone else? You should name your next bad song "Sleeping with the biggest liar of all" because your current dick is a liar and a cheat.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 04 Apr 2019 15:26:00 GMT

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 04 Apr 2019 15:13:38 GMT
rook that story is so fake that i just had to fart. No one believes yo' gay a$$

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 04 Apr 2019 07:41:35 GMT
and rook 02.59. I work the production line of the door factory and to do what you say would mean re-coding the automoton CAD to chenge its behaviour and direction. I doubt i would be ble to green-light this request unless there is some tangible benefit to the production line. I demand you prepare a business case and give me a top line summary of the value of doing this immediately! i can then blue-sky this with legend, the IT team, HR and senior management

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 04 Apr 2019 07:38:43 GMT
Guys, i have exclusive audio footage from 2009 of John Pepperoni and Steve Anus's epic fart final where S.A. came back from off the floor to register a gust so hinous the crowd went crazy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSGW7CwD5GM i have no idea why it has been over-dubbed with some lame video game footage!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 04 Apr 2019 02:26:22 GMT
Hey, ugly Jennifer, I'm only hoping that the new crappy song that someone wrote for you has nothing to do with love being a disease that needs the right medicine, okay, Jennifer? I can hear you telling your pet-fiance that he is your medicine, how stupid can someone be? Seriously.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 04 Apr 2019 02:24:47 GMT
I believe that love is a disease that needs the right medicine, so I can not wait to hear Jennifer's new crappy song "Medicine" Seems like lollipop loves to steal other peoples' ideas and believes? Yep, lack of good brain. I can't wait to hear "Medicine" I just can not wait.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 04 Apr 2019 02:21:59 GMT
Excuse me, one last thing before I completely change my destiny, what is "Medicine"? What does it mean in terms of Jennifer's new crappy song? Please don't tell me that she copied what I have said about love again and again in this forum and on Facebook too?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 03 Apr 2019 13:03:36 GMT
Legend, does Mongo have a nice juicy bubble butt just like Corky? How bubblicious does his booty look when he’s filled up his diaper with dookie and piss? Do you enjoy yanking off his dookie-filled diaper and then motor-boating Mongo’s dirty ass cheeks? Please respond soon, buddy

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 03 Apr 2019 02:59:21 GMT
Legend, I want to come to your job and test out garage doors by lowering them onto your dong over and over again until your cock is as flat as a stick of gum. Once this happens I will treat you to a fart and let you eat out my ass. Let’s make this happen!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 03 Apr 2019 01:43:40 GMT
First of all A Rod is borderline illiterate. Why do we have to pretend he’s some great businessman when he makes his guest appearances on Shark Tank (he goes there just to do butt sex on Herjavec who is a gay ball licker and ass eater). Second he is a crap baseball player,
Third he was butt raped by Jessica Mendoza’s monster cock.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 02 Apr 2019 19:32:08 GMT
wow, is it that time of year again for the fart contest? remember when A-Rod entered last year and only managed to squeeze out a few ounces of prime dump? Corky didn't hold back with his clubbing fists that night!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 02 Apr 2019 11:37:37 GMT
Rookie (6:32), Consumer Reports reviewed Corky’s upcoming dookie line of products in their April 2019 issue. The wet wipes exhibited 98.3% absorption of feces, which is very high within that market segment. Corky has another product which comprises a pair of Zubaz sweatpants which has an embedded diaper- that product received poor marks because although it can hold several pounds of feces, it can only absorb 12 oz of piss. As A-Rod is well-aware, Corky can easily expel 50 oz or more of piss at a single time

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 02 Apr 2019 06:33:33 GMT
Is every planning on watching the pepperoni fart pay per view contest beteeen David Dookie and John Pepperoni this Sat? I hear Corky and A Rod will be sitting ringside!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 02 Apr 2019 06:32:14 GMT
i have solid info that after the success of Corky brand diapers Corky will soon be releasing Corky toilet paper, Corky wet wipes, and other dookie related Corky products. I for one cannot wait. I love Corky products!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 02 Apr 2019 00:29:57 GMT
Legend. I love you. I need to get a job at the garage door factory with you. I can’t wait to see your scrawny ass nude and displaying your two nice erection! I will use a welding torch to burn your tiny balls before giving you a diarrhea spray hose down. Does Mongo ever visit you at work? It would be funny if he did and beat you up in front of your cheering co workers. Get back to me pronto buddy!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 01 Apr 2019 10:04:43 GMT
Legend, why are retards like Corky and Mongo so uncoordinated at most activities yet seem to be incredibly coordinated at others? Mongo wears Velcro shoes beyhe has trouble tying shoelaces yet he somehow has a remarkable athletic ability to leapfrog naked over your body so that when he lands, he bare ass is positioned mere inches from your face. He then typically rips a wet fart in your face, coating you with a light spray of dookie juice

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 01 Apr 2019 06:58:23 GMT
02;07 cum dump for Muslim guys

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 01 Apr 2019 02:07:50 GMT
Legend, that offer cannot be turned down. If all goes well we may be on to something to completely stop global warming! It could also be used to provide starving people with erotic sustenance! I can just see missionaries visiting poor African countries and feeding starving people with rancid farts! Legend you could be a true hero you retarded bag of shit!
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