Friday, February 17, 2017

More Posts From the "Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum" (February 3, 2017 - February 8, 2017)

Here are comments from the Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum between February 3, 2017 and February 8, 2017:






Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 20:43:54 GMT
Yeah, almost as hypocritical as someone posting that he is male and then posting that he is female

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 17:09:12 GMT

The Henry story is nice, but does anyone else find it hypocritical given recent events? Thats whats wrong with America12 today. You can be tweeting that you do not support bullying, then spending your day behind closed doors bullying. Its hypocritical and comical at the same time.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 16:57:31 GMT
Has anyone ever used Anthony's mouth as a urinal? I bet he would enjoy that.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 16:54:55 GMT
I worship Steve Anus. He deserves to be in the baseball Hall of Fame!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:55:56 GMT
Anthony, I want to take you to dinner Pizzeria Due on Ontario and Wabash. We will each each our own large deep dish pepperoni pizzas along with many refills of Mountain Dew. We will then meet Rook at the Cubby Bear and drop trou - you can place your bare ass against the left wide of Rook's face and I will place my bare ass against the right side of his face. Then we will each rip some epic wet farts in his face - I hope he doesn't get whiplash from these powerful farts! The last time I ate at Pizzeria Due, I nearly shit my pants 30 minutes later, so I'll sure we'll rip some good ones this time! Then we will take turns belching in his face. After we're done, let's go play air hockey at Sluggers

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:48:04 GMT
Anthony really is a good guy - he sets a good example. As a cancer survivor himself, he visits kids with cancer to bring some sunshine into their lives. He also recently tweeted support for a 7th grade kid in Elgin, IL who was bodyslammed by a fellow classmate and cracked his skull in an unprovoked attack.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-anthony-rizzo-7th-grader-badly-beaten-20170207-story.html

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:42:53 GMT
What has happened to this forum? It used to be a great place for Anthony's queer fans to visit to find hot queer fantasies to read while masturbating vigorously. Now this annoying Rookie to keeps posting here for some reason. Rookie, please post your tripe in the Girlfriend Forum. The Sucks Forum is queers-only!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 14:21:05 GMT
i am going to lick anthony's sweaty asshole

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 07:46:02 GMT
Soph, I have now given Vet three valid and viable offers to settle this and I have not heard back on any of them! How rude! I will be waiting and ready to go. I just ask that you give me enough time to prepare my foam sword.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 07:23:11 GMT
Sophomore, please confirm. Would you be willing to resolve this in a winner takes all high speed round of Jeopardy. I've been in touch with Alex Trabec. His is willing to see this through for us. Y/N

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 07:17:55 GMT
This is Steve Anus. I am a famous baseball groupie and have dated many famous baseball players of the years. I am also the General Counsel for GLAAD. It has come to my attention that a young man who as been posting here a "Rookie" and recently as a "Sophomore" has been harassing some of the gay men who post here. It is my understanding that the Rookie is a closeted gay man who is so ashamed of his own carnal desires that he attacks gay men on message boards such as this one. Rookie, please come to grips with your plight. I was once a confused young man myself. I thought that I was attracted to women as a boy, as that was the normal thing to do and I didn't know any better. However, I was at a urinal in a men's room at a mall when I was 18 years old and someone walked in and started pissing at the urinal next to me. Curious, I looked over and discovered it was famous baseball player Jose Canseco. I immediately realized that I was gay and came out of the closet. Jose and I went into one of the bathroom stalls and jerked each other off and made out for awhile. We dated for awhile after that and he introduced me to the world of baseball groupies. I mention this because it was important for be to be at peace with my homosexuality, just like you need to be, Rookie

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 05:37:20 GMT
Rook, I have made a very fair and valid offer. Please confirm, will you encourage Vet to accept my offer and face me in an American Gladiator style duel?? Full disclosure. Please relay this very important information. I call Red.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 05:27:22 GMT
Rook, please confirm you suffered irreparable brain damage when while pretending to be a dog and sniff man ass you sniffed Anthony Rizzo's at the exact moment he ripped one of his patented "pepperoni farts"?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 05:18:07 GMT
This offer is only valid for the next 5 minutes. Tap once for yes twice for no.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 05:12:17 GMT
Vet, Please confirm. Would you be willing to settle this in an argo crag style face off. I let you choose your side of the Crag...
Y/N

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 05:09:27 GMT
Vet, please confirm. Would you be willing to settle this in a ninja style foam sword match.
Y/N

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 05:06:09 GMT
I just want to take us all back to reality and say, that was such a nice thing Anthony did for that boy. I'm happy to see he's doing better.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 04:31:07 GMT
Rook. Can you confirm that you fart on your hand and smell it at least 10 times a day? Please confirm you live in your mothers basement and she refers to you as "her little troll"?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 03:22:49 GMT
Being, GOOD GOD LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aj9brkjrb5Q

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 03:19:21 GMT
What I just said is an exact replication of what I said ten minutes ago. You mad that I'm not mad Vet? Seems like it =)

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 02:54:37 GMT
Wow. Did I hit a nerve there? Can you confirm you've eaten many used urinal cakes?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 02:36:01 GMT
Being angrily advised to step away now. Toodles snookums. Smooches.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 02:27:27 GMT
Get help. In the meantime, ill be praying for you. Your obviously as miserable and lonely of a human being as they come. Not me. Im content and grateful. Good god life is beautiful.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 02:22:38 GMT
Woah baby its not a Tuesday night without cataloging sadistic fantasies on a player forum! Which reminds me, we've been here before, haven't we?
It goesss on and on and on and on and on adddd...

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 02:15:26 GMT
Rook can you confirm that you call yourself the "Zoink Man" and the only job you've held for more then 1 day was the year you spent as an unpaid bathroom attendent at your local high school? Is it true you eventually got fired as you did a bad job and kept leering at dudes uriinating?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 01:29:04 GMT
While we're at it, there is this thing called literature. Go educate yourself on some of the ignorance that you sit here spewing night and day. I know that you fry my brain to the point that I cant even type an accurate sentence, so I can just imagine what it feels like to be inside your brain. I'm going to do what I was raised to do. Pray for you and everyone that you take out in your wake.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 01:21:13 GMT
Rook I know you have a rap sheet a mile long. You've been arrested dozens of times for pretending to a be a dog and sniffing the ass cracks of various men. I also know about your issues with trannies. You are a truly self hating gay man to come in here and try to abuse Anthony's queer fans!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 01:14:59 GMT
Go find a life. Go find a mental health clinician. Go find God for all I care. This is the last reaction you'll be getting from me. My attorney will be handling it moving. It looks like youre the one continuously sniffing my ass, if we're being completely honest.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 01:06:08 GMT
Just a GIRL looking and feeling fly AF here. Come out from behind your screen. Ill throw on my finest Chanel and blow you a kiss as I serve you with the legal docs that my attorney is prepping as we speak.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 01:01:33 GMT
If you think I'm concerned with the opinion of a man that behind a computer screen cataloging sadistic fantasies of physically harming a random girl that they do not know, yet are completely and utterly obsessed with, you're out of my mind. The numerous people that have reached out to me seem to have a different opinion. Read the words you sit and write on a daily basis and ask yourself, who is the sicko?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 00:22:43 GMT
CSNNE is also aware that while Rook writes homophobic posts in this forum, in real life he is a raging homosexual. They have received numerous complaints about your filthy habit is sniffing the asses of random men in public places. There are also many reports of you asking strangers who are in stalls shitting if you can come in and share the seat with them. You have a reputation as being a sicko

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 22:17:00 GMT
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 CSNNE has become aware of the ongoing events and echo the statement below. We do not support abusive or threatening activity. It will not be tolerated on our end.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 22:13:42 GMT
CSNNE has become aware of the ongoing events and echo the statement below. We do not support abusive or threatening activity. It will not be tolerated on our end.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 20:35:54 GMT
What is this "we" to which you refer? It is clear that Rook is writing the whiny messages by himself. He is upset that his homophobia has been exposed


Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 20:10:29 GMT
The issue has been designated for appropriate action. We do not condone the behavior, nor will it be tolerated.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 20:09:07 GMT
The issue has been designated for appropriate action. We do not condone the behavior, nor will it be tolerated.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 20:06:20 GMT
We do not condone this behavior, nor will it be tolerated.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 19:37:34 GMT
Rook, show us where any criminal threats were made against you because I haven't seen any. Remember that you have unclean hands - you have been harassing Anthony's queers fans for some time now. Harassment based on sexual orientation is a crime and is often a hate crime worthy of enhanced punishment. First you fabricated the story about a girl. Then you upped the ante to go after Anthony's queer fanbase. How dare you! Just because I want to sit naked on Anthony's face and drop ass and then stand up and jerk off into his mouth does not mean that you have the right to harass me! You need to be more civil and should probably stop posting here until you you learn to be respectful of others.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 19:15:01 GMT
An investigation has been opened in regard to the proposed threats of violence and continued harassment taking place on the designated website. Preventative and legal remedies are under review.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 19:14:41 GMT

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 19:13:42 GMT
An investigation has been opened in regard to the proposed threats of violence and continued harassment taking place on the designated website. Preventative and legal remedies are under review.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 19:05:38 GMT

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 18:58:43 GMT
Rook, the zoo story is clearly about you - don't you remember? And you are a guy, not a girl. Granted, you have low-T and a tiny baby dick, but you are still biologically a male.
Are you still working the midnight shift at the glory hole in the men's room at the Shell gas station near Wrigley tonight?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 18:05:20 GMT
Cool don't threaten to kick and rape woman. Just saying. Are you the cool kids, or the disgraces to society? Ask yourself that question.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 17:48:00 GMT
DanteTheDon.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 16:56:37 GMT
See, its what she said. They couldn't get to her last night, so they had to get more aggressive and threaten to kick her in the stomach and rape her?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 16:46:33 GMT
I meant to say you want to rape some girl that you don't know, never met, but knew of on the internet?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 16:44:15 GMT
That's disturbing. You want to rape some girl that you never but knew of on the internet? I heard some kid named TJ was on here & I also know who just posted that Mario Kart photo because they tweeted about it. I can't DM you so let me know if you want me to post a screenshot of the person and tweet.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 16:34:50 GMT
That's psychotic. Youre writing paragraphs about wanting to physically harm her. Like, novels. She's afraid to even walk to her car because she doesn't know if you know where she lives. Read that and tell me we should not file restraining orders.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 10:28:10 GMT
Hey Rook, do you remember that time when you were in high school and your class took a field trip to the zoo? Remember when you were eating lunch at a picnic table with your teacher , Mr. Smith, and several classmates who were cooler than you? Remember when Mr. Smth pulled out a bag of potato chips and started eating them? Remember when he shared his potato chips with the cool kids? Remember how you had forgotten to pack a lunch that day and were very hungry? Remember when you kept staring at the potato chip bag until you finally asked Mr. Smith if you could have some chips? Remember when he replied "Rook, do you really want some chips? Well then I'll give you some, good buddy!" Remember when one of the cool kids jumped over the table and slugged you in the gut and you doubled over struggling to breathe? Remember when another kid picked you up and threw you on top of the table and held you down with assistance from the other kids? Remember when Mr. Smith stood up on the picnic table and stepped on your nuts? Remember when he dropped trow and said "Rook, here come the chips, enjoy them, you STUPID COCKSUCKING FAGGOT!!!!" Remember when Mr. Smith then began shaking his matted ass hair, loosening dried up fecal chips that fell down into onto your face and into your mouth? Remember how he hadn't washing his ass for months, and he shook loose the fecal chips for about half an hour until he got tired and stopped? Remember how everyone attending the field trip were laughing their asses off as Mr. Smith coated you with his "chips?" Remember when Mr. Smith put his pants back on and then he and a cool kid from the wrestling team tore off your clothes and carried you over to the Zebra cage and threw you in? Remember how the Zebra was a horny male who proceeded to assrape you? Remember when all of the other students on the field trip laughed hysterically as you cried out in pain? You sure got screwed over that time!!!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 07:29:21 GMT
Rook please admit you find solace in your sad life only when a homeless man is urinating in your mouth and in your hair?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 03:20:10 GMT
These precious munchkins are welcome anywhere from what I'm hearing!! It must be a long cold day when this is all you have to do with your life. Tisk Tisk.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 03:10:33 GMT
You desperate, huh?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 02:44:28 GMT
I heard that Anthony is going to be at a gay bar in Boystown tonight with Kris Bryant, Danny Bonaduce, and Todd Bridges! I heard that Rook is upset he's been banned from every club in Boystown for annoying patrons by pretending he's a dog and sniffing random dudes assholes.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 02:37:25 GMT
Here's another one. Watching a movie with my amazing guy. G2G. Toodles.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Yt0xJKDY8

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 02:32:21 GMT
Aww. You mad. I'm not. But here, enjoy this for your listening pleasure. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Yt0xJKDY8

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 02:06:25 GMT
I was at a crowded bar talking to Anthony a few weeks ago when I suddenly realized that Rook was kneeling on the ground behind Anthony while sniffing his ass! Rook then unzipped Anthony's jean and pulled them down as well as Anthony's g-string underwear. Rook pressed his face against Anthony's ass and started licking his anus. He also began giving Anthony a reach-around! I pulled down my own pants and started pissing in Rook's face, as did a couple guys standing next to me. After a couple minutes, Anthony jizzed in the floor and Rook licked it up like the greedy cum-guzzler he is. While licking the floor, Anthony ripped a wet pepperoni fart in Rook's face and then gave us all high-five's! We then all walked away leaving Rook laying in a puddle of urine. Good times!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 01:34:09 GMT
Al Sharpton approved.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 01:31:27 GMT

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 00:56:24 GMT
Why is Rook infatuated with that Jared guy from Subway!? Isn't he locked up for being a pedophile? Rook why do you keep talking about the subway guy? Also, can you confirm you have AIDS that you contracted from a homeless man?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 20:49:17 GMT
MOOD https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJqjlFGZxtE

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 20:43:30 GMT
Look! Look! He does sports and things!!!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 20:30:12 GMT
Look at this picture of Jared Carrabis. It seems innocent enough, but what you can't see is Rook just below the bottom of this picture sucking Jared off!
http://www.csnne.com/sites/csnne/files/styles/article_hero_image/public/2016/07/17/bbs_2_11468798639876_7000k_1920x1080_726840387506.jpg

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 19:16:10 GMT
He does, like, ya know, sports and things. I googled him. Ya dumb meathead.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 19:04:11 GMT
Thank you to those people too, BTW. Preciate you.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 19:02:53 GMT
Proof and evidence don't lie. I'm not assuming anything, I was told because everyone what I come from is over his sociopathic nonsense. I was also provided some very enlightening information yesterday that shed light on who they rest of you are. Just stop. You all look like trashy fools.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:49:27 GMT
Rook, why do you assume that Jared guy is even posting here? According to a simply google search, I see that guy has been on the TV on a sports show. For all you know, Chris Berman or Charles Barkley could be posting tales of your faggotry in this forum

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:28:05 GMT
I know my man is not on some online player forum obsessing over another girl... He wouldn't be my man if he was...

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:17:57 GMT
So stop obsessing over me because I don't even know who you are. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Yt0xJKDY8

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:14:36 GMT
Lets be clear, I would not waste the 50 dollars or the 2 hours of my day to file an order against some low life racist, homophobic loser that spends all day diarying on another man player forum. Is my face on your pillow?! Do you have a cardboard cutout of me next to your bed?! I would not touch you with a ten foot pole if there was a zombie apocalypse and the state of the universe depended on it.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:01:01 GMT
"Black history month." FFS. If there was a white history month the niggers would riot about it. Who gives a shit. Get that Al Sharpton bullshit out of here because nobody cares

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 17:50:24 GMT
Yes, this is restraining order status. But the great thing Jared is that you'll finally get to see my beautiful face and confirm I'm the real deal! Girls, I know your husbands and boyfriends would rather spend all day all day obsessing over a random girl they don't know, but encourage them to pay attention to you instead of obsessing over other women.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 17:44:50 GMT
Here its black history month. Educate yourself of some of the pioneers instead of taking to a forum to smear the N word and podcast about it in 2017.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 17:43:32 GMT
httpsR://www.google.com/amp/pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2017/02/03/black-history-month-2017/amp/?client=ms-android-boost-us&espv=1

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 08:50:26 GMT
Vet I wasn't there but heard that later on Steve Bartman found out and roughed up Rook for messing with "his man" then gave Rook a nice teabagging. I heard Rook really enjoyed having Steve Bartman balls in his mouth and even gobbled up a few of Steve's rabbit sized turds!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 08:30:49 GMT
I was at Sluggers with the Rookie last Saturday. We started in the batting cages and Rook missed every ball thrown at him in a pathetic display of uncoordination. Afterwar, Rook was so embarassed he started drinking heavily. He then started going around the bar trying to sniff the asses of every man there, like he was a dog or something. Anthony Rizzo was actually at the bar and saw what Rook was doing. I heard him say that Rook was an "annoying faggot." He then went into the men's room with Rook and apparently gave it hard to Rook, right in the ass!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 06:13:17 GMT
According to many reports Anthony was spotted at the Super Bowl having hot anal sex with a man wearing Zubaz pants and sporting a massive Jew fro.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 03:44:58 GMT
Ladies! Reel your men in! I graduated high school years ago. I'm all set with a second go around...

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 03:43:10 GMT
Now now everybody... Simmer down. For the record, I'm sitting cozy and content in my brand new plush recliner enjoying this beautiful night looking and feeling batter than ever. Never Been happier =) Truth. =) Ignore it. They're slow. =)

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 03:39:48 GMT
Rookie, my home base is the Taco Bell across from Wrigley. The Madison one is in the Ogilvie building - the last time I was there, they didn't even have Mountain Dew Baja Blast! The Wrigley Taco Bell is better and is much closer to the gay bars in Boystown

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 03:39:13 GMT
Now now everybody... Simmer down. For the record, I'm sitting cozy and content in my brand new plush recliner enjoying this beautiful night looking and feeling batter than ever. Never Been happier. Truth. =) Ignore it. They're slow. =)

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 03:23:48 GMT
For real!! Grimmy grimmy grimmy. They don't get it. You look pathetic. I have a young daughter and I would enialate someone if they did this. Trash gonna trash. Monetary riches will ever amount to moral riches. You might have cash, but youre a bad bad person lol. You're the jjoke that I'm seeing. Maybe not in your inner circle, but in society. You, sir, are the joke.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 03:13:48 GMT
Did they not pay attention, or were they dying for the attention. Two very separate things. I hope she does get a protective order against you because youre sum. What you don't realize is that you're the one everyone is laughing at!! You!! Not her. The intire internet is laughing at you bro. You're just too sick and demented to see that. You're a loser. Meet me at burger king and I'll throw some shit at you as you pass by. You seem to love the gay community. I'll make sure they're with me to tell you what a pathetic disgrace you are. I sure hope your not married or don't have children, because I would be ashemed to even claim association to you lol.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 03:03:43 GMT
Zoinks. I just saw Anthony at the Super Bowl! He was in the bowls of the stadium and was having hot man action with Alex Rodriguez and that guy Corky! It was pretty damn hot!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 03:01:35 GMT
Rookie you already had your chance and blew it. You're a sad little midget. You are a wannabe Internet tough guy who is infatuated with a mystery tranny.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 02:57:50 GMT
I saw Rookie last night. He was begging some tranny to fart in his mouth for a quarter. The tranny kicked him in the face which made Rookie start crying. Rookie started screaming about lawsuits, restraining orders, and some mystery girl. No one paid any attention. A stray dog came along and urinated on him which made everyone laugh and Rookie cry even harder. It was pretty comical.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 02:56:34 GMT
Come to my house and I'll smear some shit all over your face. No no no. That will never happen. Where she apologized for her part in an effort to end it, you'll keep it going for the next 5 years, all while maintaining your innocence, when everyone watched it happen, because you made sure that everyone watched it happen, and let other people who actually are inninnocent take the blame. Meet me at the taco bell on Madison and I'll shove some shit in your face, you overgrown bully.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 02:47:14 GMT
You know what's funny as a bystander? The people doing it still don't understand that it's wrong. They keep justifying it. Im gathering that anything she might have done in response or retaliation doesn't come close to the abuse that youve been subjecting her to. Its disheartening. Keep doing what you're doing girl! Keep ignoring it! You've been going strong all day! Don't turn back now haha! Ride it out and stay strong.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 00:28:31 GMT
I know! I feel the same way! We just need to ignore them.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 22:25:26 GMT
*page*

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 22:24:43 GMT
I'm going to ask a question which I may regret. I have often visited this site for about two years. It was always just a fan page used mostly by women. Anthony's queer fans always posted on the Rizzo Sucks page. Why did it change? Why are you guys now all over this Paige? I would really like it to go back to the way it was.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 22:02:25 GMT
Hey Rookie, please regale us with your knowledge of restraining orders and explain which laws have been violated! Perhaps you have unclean hands, and maybe your intentional misrepresentations are actionable ...
I ate some extremely greasy tacos 30 minutes ago and will be ready to spray diarrhea like a fire hose within the next 45 minutes or so. Please meet me in the manager's office at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley in 45 minutes - I can coat you with a thick layer of diarrhea for your pleasure

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 20:28:02 GMT
I know who one of them is, and its somebody you would never expect. I know for a fact. Is it ok if I DM you?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 18:50:20 GMT
Grandpa, is that you?!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 18:46:21 GMT
Veteran, there's this thing called a retraining order in the good old United States of America. I tried to reason with you, I tried to ignore you, but I've been advised by several people to seek one and that's just I'm going to be doing.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 11:08:24 GMT
I saw that same guy last week near the Cubby Bear! He was getting spitroasted by a couple of deranged homeless men! He begged me to rip a few farts in his face when I passed by, but he's so heinous I wasn't interested. The homeless dude he was sucking off was pissed he stopped and gave him a good smack in the mouth. It was pretty funny.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 10:21:18 GMT
Yea and don't tweet from that account anymore. Delete that account so you can start fresh without knowing they're watching you. Delete that account.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 10:03:55 GMT
Here's what I just took in. They wrote something, you ignored it, they saw that you posted a positive tweet, they got more aggressive and told you that you had down syndrome. I didn't believe you at first. I do now. This is who they are. You will never change it. But you can control yourself and stop watching. You don't need to defend yourself. Everyone sees it. Stop letting them drag you down to their level. Its not who you are, but it's what you'll become if you continue responding.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 09:52:05 GMT
Yep. I saw it to, but I have a different view. Its never going to stop. What I just watched made me realize that you were correct in saying that the more you ignore it, the worse it gets. Let them fire up a storm on here. Let them write their raps. But my suggestion is that its at the point where you should take legal action. You don't deserve this. Nobody does. Don't respond on here, but consider consulting someone. I see that someone left a name below. Call them and at least get advice.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 09:43:14 GMT
Dont feed it. Don't respond. I just watched you try to ground yourself. You were so close, I could tell! I know you think you have to keep watching to defend yourself, but that's what they're loving. Knowing that they have mental control over you. They're so desperate for you're attention. These people are losers. Follow through with what you just tried to do. Ignore it. I know its hard. You're a good person. I can see it. Don't let them control you. You're repulsive to humanity.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 08:34:18 GMT
So thirsty for her attention, aren't we now? Let me ask you something. Do you sit there obsessing over her because you have no life, or because shes really just that great... I mean, I always knew she was great, but not THAT great.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 08:15:44 GMT
Damn that's hot. This entire time he was just hitting on you hoping he could meet and tongue your anus! He shouldn't have been so shy!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 07:25:53 GMT
So thirsty for her attention, aren't we now? Let me ask you something. Do you sit there obsessing over her because you have no life, or because shes really just that great... I mean, I always knew I was great, but not THAT great.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 07:01:22 GMT
So I showed up at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley at 1:30PM on Saturday to look for the Rookie "Internet Tough Guy." A guy was standing next to the soda machine that serves Mountain Dew Baja Blast while wearing a White Sox hat, like I asked him to wear. So I belched in the guy's face and he got a big smile on his face and grabbed my hand and escorted me into the men's room. In there he yanked down my pants and tongued my anus while giving a nice reach-around! I assume that he was the Rookie who posts here. He is about 5'9" tall, skinny, has Down's Syndrome, and is a a good rimmer! Rookie, please confirm whether that was you.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 06:54:21 GMT
I really think that Rookie is full of shit. He keeps mentioning harassment of that alleged girl on Twitter. Why don't you bitch about it on Twitter instead of on here? I don't know the Twitter names for either you or her!
Please leave this board for Anthony's queer fans!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 03:35:51 GMT
I have very very solid information that Anthony and Steve Bartman are at the Super Bowl together! The lovebird were spotted making out in a booth at a McDonalds last night! I hope during the super bowl they have a "kiss cam" and put them on the screen. It would be so hot if Anthony then stood up, dropped his pants, and made Bartman kiss his filthy asshole!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 00:11:55 GMT
Lastly, to anyone saying why not just ignore it. I tried. Over and over again. The more I did, the worse it got. Everyone has a breaking point.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 23:47:49 GMT
The people who did know exactly who they are. That's it. I'm done.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 23:47:16 GMT
I apologize to Anthony and his girlfriend that it occurred on here, for I do not believe that they had any involvement.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 23:42:45 GMT
Listen, I have zero interest in harming anyone. This was going on for a while. Read my first tweet regarding Christmas music and read the post on here regarding Christmas music. Its an exact replication of my tweet! That's just one example in a million. Its apparent that I'm not lying or imagining things. I asked you several times to stop. You, whoever you even are at this point because there is a couple of you, refused. Then you took it to twitter to try to encourage more people to join in. I DMd the party who's photo I posted on here to appoligize for my part. It was wrong and I never should have done that, but I was at my breaking point & just wanted it to stop. That's how I handle my issues. Not like this. I don't want revenge, I don't want public support, all I want is for it to stop. I apologize for my part and encourage everyone to move forward instead of wasting time on this catty highschool nonsense. As stated, I have no interest in harming anyone, but I'll never be afraid to defend myself when I'm being sytematiclly harrased. That's it. I'm done. Life's too short and too beautiful for this nonsense.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 23:34:21 GMT
Met Anthony at the gym today. He was swimming nude laps in the pool. When he saw me he waved, then went back to swimming laps. All of a sudden I saw a giant turd pop above the service. He had taken a shit while swimming laps!! It was super erotic. Later on we met up in the showers and went to town!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 23:31:31 GMT
Does anyone have the post game 7 video of a Anthony sodomizing Steve Bartman while Jason Heyward rips motivational farts and jerks off? I must get a copy and I know it exists!!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 22:46:44 GMT
Fine, repost one "harassing" post about this girl. I sure as hell haven't seen any myself

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 22:19:34 GMT
Youre just angry that you got caught. Relax.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 22:10:00 GMT
And it goes on and on and on and on and on anddd... (Insert skits voice...)

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 20:06:28 GMT
I don't believe these stories about the girl. Someone is totally full of crap - I haven't seen any harassing posts about her on this forum, so why continue posting about it here if people are allegedly harassing her on Twitter? It seems like s strange joke perpetrated by a mentally deranged weirdo

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 19:09:06 GMT
Damn Sophomore 08:25:17 that is one hot Super Bowl fiesta! I will definitely be there! Do you know if Anthony willl be in attendance?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 11:22:44 GMT
This is "the girls" BF. Here I stand once again. Thank you to everyone defending her. We appreciate it so much. The level this has escalated to is beyond my comprehension. For the sake of our relationship, as well as the owner of this boards, I ask that everyone stop discussing it. Thank you for defending her. She is safe in my care and we are moving on from it =) Fortunate to know theres people like you out there though. Please for the love of god, no reddit =)

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 10:46:38 GMT
Its sad this had to happen but I think its obvious by the people coming out to defend her that she is a decent chic. Everyone should leave her alone and let this board return to homoerotic fantasies. Whatever gets you through the day I suppose?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 10:36:15 GMT
The only reason im sharing is because its obvious why people would think shes lying about her physical identity, but shes not. Shes in fact a chic and shes hot. Anything beyond that, I dont know. But I thought I would A) defend her and B) Ease peoples mind that there is some 40 year old dude hiding behind a chics avi.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 10:29:05 GMT
Okay, I've been trying sooo hard to stay out of this, but when they threw it viral, they had to know it was going to turn out this way so I don't feel bad. I met her once last year, and she is exactly who is she claims to be, only difference is her name, which she's openly admitted to. She's actually a smoke lol. Sexy voice. Sexy laugh. Well mannered. Very feminine, which you wouldn't think due to the fact that she likes baseball. We met at a bar in Boston. I asked for her digits and she said no lol but she gave me her handle. We DMd a couple of times regarding a fundraiser, but thats about it. I agree that people need to stop talking about her on here, but I wanted to share this because I'm watching so many untruths surface over the speculation of lies that are being spread by a couple people with obvious motives. Thats all I have to say. This is obviously a hot topic, but it needs to be taken off this board. Reditt is probably the way to go if its going to happen. I hate to say it for her sake, but it cant happen on here. Its not fair to the people trying to engage in their homoerotic tales!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 08:25:17 GMT
Hey everybody, who's up for some pre-Super Bowl homosexual festivities on Sunday? I won't be able to make it to the Taco Bell near Wrigley that day. However, I am attending a Super Bowl party in River North and prior to that party, I plan on having my own "Super-Bowel" party as a warm-up! I plan on eating tacos at the Burrito Beach in River North on St. Clair and Ohio at noon. I will eat three orders of steak tacos and will get many refills of Mountain Dew to prepare myself. At 1:15 PM I will head to the men's room. Burrito Beach shares the men's room with other tenants in that building and the men's room looks like it is cleaned maybe once a month - it is absolutely filthy and disgusting, a huge turn-on! The bathroom is single occupant, so you will need to knock a special code - the code is to knock twice, then belch loudly, fart loudly, and then knock one more time. I will then let you in for some gay hijinks! By 4pm, there is certain to be a thick layer of diarrhea and semen on the walls and a big puddle of urine on the floor! The bathroom will probably remain in that condition for 3 weeks until it is finally cleaned again.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 06:46:40 GMT
She was cute in the pics she posted. I'msure there's something there because why not just have a normal public account, but she was cute in her avi and pic that she posted. Something in my gut tells me she's a girl. Mainly because she's so emotional and dudes just don't act like that.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 06:41:57 GMT
Michael "Ponce" Oliver, The Sewer

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 06:41:05 GMT
These dude's are losers though. I'm mortified for them. They think it's funny. I just had to get that out. My suggestion is that people don't talk about her anymore on here though because it's only going to make it worse for her. People suck. Smh.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 06:36:56 GMT
I know people who have communicated with her through DM in a non sexual way too, so that's how I know she wasn't just talking to air. See look they're already getting pissed. They're probably hoping she's dead or some crazy shit like that. I'm fiering up the redit hahaha.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 06:34:06 GMT
Haha start a redit to bring her back then just flood her with maddd followers so that people will except her hahaha. Redit name: Free the girl hahaha. I'm starting one because your right people can't talk about it in here . It's just going to piss them off even more and make it worse for her.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 06:33:57 GMT
Saw Anthony today at the gym again. This time I was sitting nude in the Sauna. Anthony came in and I almost immedialty ripped a nasty fart. The hot stink must have turned on Anthony mighty quick as I saw his towel grow. I satisfied his lust by spraying him with diarrhea. The sauna really stank like ass when I left.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 06:31:33 GMT
Rook, no one in here wants to hear your bullshit stories about some she-male you met one time. Get to talking about eating a nice bowl of Rizzo's cereal out of Anthony's buttcrack or get out of here. His board is for raging queers only.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 06:25:13 GMT
I know. Check this out. We had the last place record for 2 years straight. She emerged around July/August 2015. The minute she emerged we hit a streak and hardly lost a game for the rest of the season. She was around this year, we had a historic season and won the division. There was a period she was into the Mets. The Mets hit a streak. After the break when the Mets played the Cubs, she tweeted that she wanted the Cubs to win and they beat the Mets for the first time in ages lmao. I liked her, I want her back and I'm not down with this lmao. These few individuals just couldn't coexist with her. They were jelous that people actually liked her. The account set up was a little weird, but when she posted the second picture to compare her avi to, I felt better about it. Let's start a redit and hope she sees it lmao because we can't talk about it on here lmao.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 06:01:12 GMT
Why are Anthony's queer fans still being blamed for harassing some random girl? I don't know anything about this girl. I simply come here to read gay fantasies about Anthony Rizzo while I am at home naked while masturbating vigorously!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 05:40:53 GMT
Everyone in our city loved her. I feel bad that she let these 3 or 4 individuals get to her. I hope she comes back on a different account haha. This wasn't the general consensus by any means. I hope she knows that. I know so many people that want to reach out to her but now we don't know where to find her. Scumbags. Sameshit different day with these guys. TThey're so insecure.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 03:18:30 GMT
Does anyone know Anthony's schedule this weekend? It's pretty chilly out and I'm not sure if he will be hanging out in the dumpster behind the Wrigley Field Taco Bell or if he will keep his normal Saturday 11pm-2am bathroom stall #2 "office hours"? I need my anus tonuged and want to give Anthony a delicious shit spray.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 02:14:11 GMT
Yeah, these people have called her a rodent, a wild pig, poor and ugly on twitter, and that’s just from the few accounts I’ve seen. If that’s what I’ve seen, I can just imagine what she has seen. Horrible.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 01:26:53 GMT
There are laws in this country that prevent people from hiding behind a computer and tormenting others for this very reason. You should all be embarrassed of yourselves. If you are going to do it, you probably shouldn't promote it on twitter like its some form of joke.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 01:23:21 GMT
"Girl"... I dont know any other way to put it, lol. Theres a firm in Providence RI that is run by a father and three sons. Google it that way, it will be easy to find. If you keep having problems with this, call them. They will help you. You guys are deplorable.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 22:30:09 GMT
Last time I was in the Wrigley Taco Bell, when i went into the stall to drop some a$$, i found a used carbonator capsule, and an empty, used plastic drinks bottle propped up against the cistern.
I, for one, am disgusted that such drug users are leaving their carbonated paraphernalia in public places - kids could get at it!
What are they carbonating? dirty toilet water? shooting up carbonated bum juice to their veins?
We need to stop this for the innocents' sake!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 18:30:13 GMT
Man Sophmore, if that Baja Blast machine has low carbonation you are really missing out! Anthony should be on top of that and get maintainace out there chop chop!! There is noting better then being able to release an insanely loud and powerful belch in your lovers face!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 18:18:27 GMT
I'm pretty sure President Obama is gay. I think he enjoys Taco Bell too. I would love to take him to taco bell and introduce him to all of my queer friends. I know we would all have a fabulous time! Maybe we could all jerk each other off before we call it a day.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 11:09:15 GMT
Hey Vet, the Taco Bell near Wrigley must have a faulty soda machine. I ate there recently and swear that the Mountain Dew Baja Blast had far less carbonation that the regular Mountain Dew normally does at other places. Anthony needs to call someone to come out and service the machine to ensure that the proper level of carbonation is provided. It is just sloppy work on the part of that Taco Bell!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 10:58:54 GMT
Rookie, trust me on this - if you ever decide to turn gay or otherwise come out of the closet, you will find that the Taco Bell near Wrigley is a great place to find horny guys. There are some wealthy people who like in Lakeview, but there are also many homeless bums who will do just about ANYTHING for a package of cinnamon twists, if you know what I mean...

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 09:27:58 GMT
In winter Taco Bell bathrooms become amazing hook up spots for the queer community. All one needs to do is go into a Taco Bell bathroom and rip a fart, or go diarrhea and you are certain to have a dude tounging your anus within seconds. Sophmore I also find that Mountain Dew Baja Blast gives me some outrageously loud belches. I enjoy heartily belching in a random dudes face after he finishes licking my spinchter clean!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 08:51:00 GMT
Here, I'll leave you with this as our parting words.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 08:49:08 GMT
Dude, how one of your boys hasn't reined you in & explained how absurd this has gotten and what a bad look it is for everyone involved is beyond me, but we're over it. Commence your gay fantasy postings, whoever you even are at this point, and we will not interfere any longer. I now see how much they mean to you. Its important for the LBGT community to have activists such as yourself. We don't want to interfere with gods work.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 08:38:54 GMT
We were waiting for that one. Well played. Well played.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 08:27:49 GMT
It looks like we have an "Internet tough guy" in our midst! Ok, meet me at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley on Saturday at 1:30 PM. I will be wearing a Cubs hat turned backward and will be standing by the soda machine that serves Mountain Dew Baja Blast - I have been to that Taco Bell many times and am well aware that there are two soda machines, but only one dispenses the Baja Blast (which you probably did not know!). Wear a White Sox hat and I will belch in your face so you know it is me. Anthony should be working the one stall in the men's room at 1:45PM, so you can check that out afterward

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 08:16:21 GMT
Here's a fun fact - 50 KiloJoules of energy are released every time Anthony farts

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 08:02:54 GMT
Bro name the place and we'll meet you there to show you how real we both are. Go back to posting your gay fantasies and eating your taco bell because you're not going to be able to mentally abuse her without coming through me anymore. How old are you? This is some middle school shit if I've ever seen it.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 07:22:48 GMT
I saw Steven Wright when I was there too. He was practicing his knuckleballer in the back alley. I asked him if he wanted to split a shit covered taco, but he said no. What a nerve!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 07:20:21 GMT
Just left taco bell. I am happy to report that they are now serving shit covered tacos for the extra charge of .50 cents! If you ask nicely, they will also squirt spray wet farts all over your gay friends for an additional upcharge!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 07:04:35 GMT
I get the feeling that the "girl" who left this board is a complete fabrication and does not even exist! It seems as though she was created as some type of straw man in an unsuccessful attempt to intimidate Anthony's queer fans from posting here

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 05:59:04 GMT
That's a good story rook. I had a similar experience. I went to taco bell across the street from Wrigley. I had to take a dump & I could not hold it in. I was on my way to the bathroom when the cashier asked if he could help. I took him into the stall with me and he spread nacho cheese all over my anus! As I was ejaculating, I sprayed wet farts all over him. It was riveting!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 05:52:49 GMT
Last night I went to taco bell. There were several gay men waiting in line, so I asked them to meet me behind the building. We started to ferociously jerk eachother off and scream each others name in unison. It was the most erotic experience I have ever witnessed.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 03:42:38 GMT
This board is strictly for queer men here to solicit Anthony for gay sex or post hot spank worthy tales. No girls are allowed. Are you speaking of some tranny you're fighting over? If so no one is interested. Post a hot story about Anthony dunking his nuts in your mouth or get out!