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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 21 Nov 2016 04:30:48 GMT
There will be absolutely no video allowed! We cannot have Jason's motivational speeches being broadcast without proper payment! Jason has a few dates left this offseason. We are very proud of how many companies worldwide are ready to pay Jason to release his motivational gas.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 20 Nov 2016 13:27:56 GMT
*Editor Message*
Are you going to answer the gentleman's question veteran?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 19 Nov 2016 17:40:08 GMT
....hum, I trust you will be there to take shaky camcorder footage veteran?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 19 Nov 2016 17:39:10 GMT
To veteran, this is some highly erotic information! One of my kpi's is to foster good teamwork. I sure hope those farts inspire my group to drop their yellow gussetted y-fronts and gobble down those juicy dried bits of ass like a dog eating hot chips!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 19 Nov 2016 00:37:47 GMT
To below a rookie 01:38:32 there will be no Power Point slides. Jason's ridiculously loud farts speak for themselves. Your team will not be let down, and will leave so motivated you will within days see amazing results.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 18 Nov 2016 12:14:38 GMT
I heard that Jason's agent has drawn up a contract for his services to give motivational speeches. In addition to the standard fee, Jason apparently also makes numerous other demands such as wanting to have chocolate chip cookies to eat during a meal to be provided prior to his speaking engagements. Jason's contract also requires that 10 2-liters of grape soda, 7 buckets of KFC, and 4 bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos be prepared for him!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 18 Nov 2016 01:38:32 GMT
To veteran, this idea has its merits, I have a cabinet of Japanese and African senior managers - they are very visual and numerate. Is there any scope for a couple of power points and handouts to go along with those juicy farts? If so, please provide a short outline of the PowerPoint mlides and bar charts, so I can pitch it to my training team!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 17 Nov 2016 23:39:20 GMT
Rookie 12:33:33 he would be clothed. He would accomodate whatever venue provided. From a large auditorium where he would fart his amazing message into a microphone, to a close gathering of senior executives in a boardroom where he would be able to provide more one on one attention and let people smell his message as well as hear it. He is truly an amazing man.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 17 Nov 2016 19:40:32 GMT
This forum, alas, has gone down the tubes like our country. Can't wait for Spring Training.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 17 Nov 2016 19:32:46 GMT
When he first came up Braves fans were touting him as a future Hall of Famer. Maybe the best has yet to come.
Reply-to:Heyward is a lot of things, but great player he is definitely not, at least not during 2016. I dont know if hes gay or anything like that. However, the guy only hit like .104 during the playoffs, which is worse than most pitchers. Heyward also hit a pedestrian .230 during the regular season. Heywards massive contract may be sufficient to prevent the Cubs from winning more World Series as they may lack the available resources to acquire more valuable players.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 17 Nov 2016 12:33:33 GMT
To veteran. Slow, how would it work?would he be clothed? Where would the staff stand? As a Fortune 500 CEO myself I find this is a very interesting idea!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 16 Nov 2016 05:14:30 GMT
I heard that many Fortune 500 companies are lining up to have Jason stop by during the off season and fire up their employees with one of his patented motivational farts! Some companies are offering dollar amounts based off the decibel level of the fart. Jason could really clean house. After last seasons heroics hopefully the Cubs tear up Jason's unfair contract and pay him the $200 million per year he's worth so he doesn't have to work in the offseason like a slave!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 16 Nov 2016 01:52:43 GMT
Heyward is insanely gay. How can one even wonder if he might not be gay?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 15 Nov 2016 19:35:31 GMT
I saw an article in the Chicago Sun Times during August where it was mentioned that Jason and Dexter Fowler snuck a couple buckets of KFC onto the team plane on a flight to California to play the Padres. After they each ate their own bucket, they experienced bad gas and started ripping loud smelly farts for the last hour of the flight. Apparently the cabin of the plane literally smelled like shit by the time they plane landed in San Diego! However, the team swept the 3-game series with the Padres, so I guess the farts somehow motivated the Cubs to up their game!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 15 Nov 2016 03:32:33 GMT
This is the new world we live in with Donald Trump as president. Everyone quickly forgets the amazing motivational fart Jason left that propelled the Cubs to World Series glory! All because he's a black man! If Anthony Rizzo had left that insanely loud motivational fart people would still be talking about it non stop!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 14 Nov 2016 15:34:51 GMT
I agree on that! Not sure what else he adds to the team either

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 13 Nov 2016 19:28:17 GMT
Heyward is a lot of things, but "great player" he is definitely not, at least not during 2016. I don't know if he's gay or anything like that. However, the guy only hit like .104 during the playoffs, which is worse than most pitchers. Heyward also hit a pedestrian .230 during the regular season. Heyward's massive contract may be sufficient to prevent the Cubs from winning more World Series as they may lack the available resources to acquire more valuable players.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 13 Nov 2016 18:25:32 GMT
Rookie 21.53, who you tellin to get off this forum ma'fcka?! Imma here to give Jason my support as he's a damn fine player
what you gonna do about it brah? WhAt U gOnNa Do AboUt It bRaH?!?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 13 Nov 2016 08:22:07 GMT
U gon pynch dat Kurt d-dawg already!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 12 Nov 2016 21:53:42 GMT
We've commandeered this website. These are now queers-only forum! If you don't want Jason Heyward to eat out your ass while giving you a vigorous reach-around, then you should probably stop posting here!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 12 Nov 2016 07:00:16 GMT
I heard that Jason's "motivational speech" was actually a really loud fart.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 11 Nov 2016 20:19:46 GMT
Always got ass on his mind making up all kinds of jive stories that end with ass

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 11 Nov 2016 20:18:03 GMT
Naw mahng, it's the same guy, he's on a few of the other forums

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 11 Nov 2016 02:45:41 GMT
There are legions of queer baseball fans. We tend to hang out in dumpsters near the ballparks and many times run into players. I haven't run into Jason yet but am hoping to over the winter. I want to be having some hot butt love with another fan while Jason gives me one of his patented motivational speeches!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 10 Nov 2016 21:06:40 GMT
I think that a bunch of gay guys found out about these forums and started posting here. I visit these forums every few months and they are usually lame or very quiet. I may come here more often as these posts make me laugh. I don't know whether they are meant as a joke or whether thereare really so many mentally deranged homosexual baseball fans out there. Either way, I'll be back soon myself

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 10 Nov 2016 16:25:02 GMT
nearly every post on this site in the last few months have been about fecal matter or taco bell or burping - I am sure this is just one weird dude doing it

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 10 Nov 2016 01:01:12 GMT
I heard that Jason Heyward went back to the locker room during the game 7 rain delay to drink from a 2-liter bottle of grape soda he had in his locker. After drinking about a liter, he belched loudly, and then quickly had a sugar high. He gave his motivational speech during his grape soda sugar high!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 09 Nov 2016 17:44:02 GMT
Is it true that Heyward farts in his teammates' faces to motivate them?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 09 Nov 2016 06:31:15 GMT
Hi all, I really need to know, what is jason's favourite tv show and fast food eatery? Guys, I need this quick for my school project

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 09 Nov 2016 02:27:57 GMT
Theo has already had a sit down with heyward and it has been determined he will go on a hardcore doping regimen ala arrieta and Bryant. Look out for the upcoming facial steroid acne as Bryant has exhibited

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 08 Nov 2016 23:49:49 GMT
Yeah what a joke. The cubs only won because of some words from Jason Heyward? Untalented spook that they don't even want on the team? F*ck Hey-tard. He couldn't motivate anyone to take a shit let alone win the world series. He likely stood in the room and ripped a wet fart

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 08 Nov 2016 18:27:03 GMT
I heard that Heyward is planning on having the Cubs players walk on hot coals once at month during the 2017 season to inspire and motivate them!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 07 Nov 2016 10:00:52 GMT
The Chicago Tribune actually credited Hayward's rain delay speech for inspiring the Cubs to win the World Series! It is a travesty that Heyward wasn't named series MVP just for his words
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/columnists/ct-cubs-built-to-last-haugh-spt-1106-20161105-column.html

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 07 Nov 2016 03:27:57 GMT
Wow, I thought that Jason Heyward was insanely overpaid if viewed just in terms of his baseball playing abilities, without accounting for his motivational powers.
However, according to this Sports Illustrated article from March 2016, Heyward got ripped off by the Cubs and will be underpaid by $85 million over the course of his 8-year contract!
http://www.si.com/mlb/2016/03/02/free-agents-overpaid-underpaid-jason-heyward-alex-gordon-ian-kennedy
I remember years ago when Sports Illustrated used to have some degree of credibility...

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 07 Nov 2016 03:22:26 GMT
Dexter Fowler declared for free agency and almost certainly won't be back on the Cubs. That mega-superstar, Jason Heyward, should have been the black player on SNL instead of Fowler. Yes, Fowler had a much higher batting average during the regular season and in the playoffs. However, Fowler is not the motivational guru that Heyward is! Heyward is so important to the Cubs' success that his pep talks alone are worth nearly $23 million/season for the next 7 years!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 06 Nov 2016 13:29:55 GMT
I was confused. I thought they let Jason heyward on snl. That would have been hilarious. Mr postseason.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:06:20 GMT
*she comes home crying.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:05:06 GMT
furthermore, I hope you remember your statement when karma bites your daughter and she comes crying.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:02:14 GMT
rookie 21:19:11 A black man and a white woman can't make a white girl. Guess what? your daughter will be a sheboon.


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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 20 Nov 2016 05:36:40 GMT  reply
I met A Rod last summer. It was soon after A Rod got shit canned by the Yankees. I was with my family in NYC. For some reason A Rod was staying in the same hotel we were. I had seen him in the hallway wearing his Yankees uniform which I found odd and realized he was in the room right next to ours. The room had a connecting door that led to A Rods room. On the first night around 4am we were awoken to an odd but loud noise. It was a rumbling coming from the connecting door. When I opened it I found that A Rod was standing there bare asses and had been ripping farts against the door. When I asked him what he was doing he asked me if I wanted to hang out? I told him it was 4am and my family was sleeping. He asked if he could tongue my anus and I slammed the door on him and went back to bed. The next night the same thing happened. When I opened the door I found A Rod again, bare assed and jerking off. He pulled me into his room and ripped off my boxer shorts. He closed the connecting door before going to town on my butthole. He begged me to fart in his mouth which I repeatedly did. I'm not a gay man but A Rod and I did have some hot man action that night. By the morning the room stank of stale farts and the sheets were covered in piss, jizz, and shit. For the next three nights we repeated this until my family vacation was over and I headed home. I found A Rod to be a class act. I still long for my bedroom door at home to rumble with his farts.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 19 Nov 2016 03:16:06 GMT reply
I am a smelly Mexican and am praying that Senor Trump does not wipe out my shithole country. While thinking about this I was watching some erotic gay porn which is played on my local channel along with cock fights as we are an uncivilized people. During the gay porn part I saw Mr. Rodriguez and a donkey having hot love. There was also a Mexican man named Paco who was jumping around farting on Mr. Rodriguez. This caused Mr. Rodriguez to get a boner and then some hot man love happened while the donkey took a nasty shit on them. It was quite erotic. I jerked my dirty cock raw.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 19 Nov 2016 02:47:44 GMT reply
I saw A Rod with Corky from Life Goes On. Corky was eating a snow cone but most of it was winding up on his shirt. He then let loose a huge fart and began to jump around laughing before getting angry when A Rod changed his diaper.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 19 Nov 2016 00:40:58 GMT reply
I saw A Rod today. He was wearing his Yankees uniform at the beach. The only modification he had cut out the ass and one could see he was wearing no underwear or basing suit. He laid on a beach towel sunning his ass, and even though I was like 25 yards from him I couldn't hear him leaving very loud farts. Is this normal beach activity?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 17 Nov 2016 23:31:11 GMT reply
I am an angry midget. Today I was in line at Publix when A Rod cut in front of me. When I said "excuse me, I was here first" he glanced down at me with an annoyed look. He then pressed his ass against my face (my face was already at ass level) and left a horrific fart. It was wet and meaty and ridiculously loud. He looked back down after doing this and asked me "how I liked them apples". He then moved up to the cashier and paid for about 20 tubes of KY jelly. What a disgusting man!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 17 Nov 2016 02:24:00 GMT reply
I am an angry old man. Today I ran into that SOB A Rod again. He was sitting by a dumpster wearing his Yankees uniform. When I passed by he looked up and then released a loud fart. He begged me to let him "tongue my anus". I kicked that slack jawed faggot right in the chops!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 16 Nov 2016 21:54:08 GMT reply
get a life mofo

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 16 Nov 2016 05:11:30 GMT reply
I am an angry old man. Today I was walking my dog and saw A Rod following behind me. When my dog took a dump he ate it angering both me and my dog. He then tried to massage my ass and when I told him to beat it he rippped a nasty fart in my face. My dog then bit him and he ran away. That guy is a fiend.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 15 Nov 2016 02:00:16 GMT reply
I am an angry Uber driver. Today Mr. Rodriguez entered my cab with the guy who played Webster. Once I was driving they began having man love and farting all over each other. A Rod ripped a massive fart in Webster face, then the two of them began moaning and I heard tons of farts and the entire car stank like ass. When they got out after less then a mile my car was covered in shit, piss, cum and farts.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 12 Nov 2016 06:56:36 GMT reply
I saw A Rod and Danny Devito making sweet love on a beach towel in Miami Beach today.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 11 Nov 2016 21:09:01 GMT reply
Is there any truth to the rumor that A-Rod is coming out with a line of butt plugs with his picture on them? I'm sure that the demand will be quite high within the gay community!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 11 Nov 2016 02:43:04 GMT reply
I also wish A Rod was an Anteater. I would demand he tongue my anus while I watched TV and posted on this hot board.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 11 Nov 2016 02:41:35 GMT reply
I heard that A Rod has applied for a position in the Trump administration as a "fart gobbler". This position is one where someone lurks near the President, and if some buffoon farts this person goes into action gobbling it up so it doesn't get to the President. A Rod claims this is non sexual for him, but I don't believe him. That fruitcake wants to google up some Putin farts and is probably thinking about it right now while he vigorously masterbates!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 10 Nov 2016 21:41:05 GMT reply
I wish that A-Rod had a ridiculously long tongue like an anteater. Then he would insert his tongue into my asscrack and vigorously tongue my anus until I cum hard

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 10 Nov 2016 03:46:47 GMT reply
I want to rip a nasty fart on A Rod and steal all his money before kicking him in the nuts and shitting on the floor of his home.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 09 Nov 2016 17:49:55 GMT reply
i want to rip a wet fart in his face while a-rod strokes my cock

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 08 Nov 2016 00:14:40 GMT reply
I was at the beach today and saw A Rod hanging out with Pete Rose, Joey Buattafuoco, and Corey Feldman. They were all on one large beach towel and were engaging in all kinds of queer behavior. I saw A Rod ass slamming Corey Fekdman while Pete Rose licked Joey Buttafuoco's anus!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 07 Nov 2016 17:04:40 GMT reply
I believe A Rod and Pete Rose are now a couple. I saw both on South Beach yesterday and they were walking hand in hand on the beach and each were wearing speedo bathing suits!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 06 Nov 2016 17:57:22 GMT reply
So glad A Rod is back in Miami. I saw him out a a gay club last night. Later I saw him hitting up a dumpster party behind a Taco Bell not far from the club. He was eating the asshole of a fat man while a midget licked his butthole! It looked very hot. I watched and jerked off.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 05 Nov 2016 04:21:42 GMT reply
I just saw a hot porn with 80's brat pack idol Andrew McCarthy and Mr. Rodriguez. It was highly erotic and contained almost 30 minutes of scat play!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 23:43:02 GMT reply
That's a hot story! MLB is a disgrace for forcing Pete to be a modern day huckster selling his wares in Las Vegas. He was fantastic on the broadcasts. I'm hoping he and A Rod release a sex tape soon!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 07:53:03 GMT reply
I was in Las Vegas last summer and met Pete Rose at The Art of Music at Mandalay Place. I bought baseball which he signed. He then proceeded to tell me about Alex Rodriguez and how he was gay for the man. He said he wanted to bury his face in A-Rod's ass and was looking forward to hooking up with him during the playoff broadcasts.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 02:13:08 GMT reply
Pete Rose is a god. It's time to let the man back in baseball. Let his few remaining years be full of fond memories horseing around in the showers with some young ball players. Who cares if he gambles on a few games. He's a legend.



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