Sunday, June 04, 2006

Nerds From "Saved By The Bell"

Saved By The Bell showcased a number of nerds who were friends with Screech. Three of them are shown in the back row of this picture. I wonder if any of them ever teabagged Screech.


Look at this picture. The black nerd is gazing lustfully at Screech!!!!!

Pictures of Weasel From "Saved By The Bell: The New Class"

Here are some pictures of Weasel, Screech's replacement from the first season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class. I wonder if they ever had gay sex together. That would be so hot!!!




Thursday, June 01, 2006

Screech and Belding at the Max

Check out this hot date between Screech and Belding! It must be true love - Belding took Screech to their favorite hangout, the Max!!!!!!



Screech looks concerned here:

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Zack's Cordless Phone

Check out this picture of Zack Morris and his huge cordless phone that he used to lodge up Screech's ass periodically:

Pictures of James The Actor and Zack's dad!

Here are some pictures of James the Actor and Zack's dad! Both of these guys were known to pull trains with Screech at Bayside.





Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Hot Spank Material From "The Fight" Episode

Check out these hot images from "The Fight" episode of Saved By The Bell! Spank away!!!



Check out Belding's toupee in this picture:


Aw...how cute! Zack and Slater are holding hands!

If you look closely enough, you can see Screech trying to break up the fight by grabbing the crotches of Zack, Slater, and Belding!!!

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Screech's Sex Robot From The New Class

Screech built a robot for a science fair during the 5th season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class. Screech's name for the robot was simply "Robot." I have no doubt that Robot sodomized Screech on a daily basis. Here are some pictures of Robot:





Sunday, May 21, 2006

Constipated Tuttle?

Look at this picture of Messrs. Belding and Tuttle. It look as though Tuttle is constipated and is trying to force a turd out of his ass. Is Screech standing behind him waiting to gobble down his feces?

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 14)

15th August 2005 - 01:09:52 AM
70398 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's the story about how I became a flaming homosexual:

At one point in my life I was totally straight and had a thing for athletic girls with big jugs. However, once I saw Screech dancing the "Sprang" with Lisa in the dance-off episode with Casey Casim, I turned gay. Not just a little gay, but full-blown Liberace gay!!! Screech's sexy jew-fro was so sexy as he hopped around the TV in his rainbow Zubaz pants! I instantly felt my penis getting hard! I immediately ran to the bathroom and blew my wad after about two seconds of stroking! I only wish Screech had been there in my bathroom so that I could have squirted my load in his eye and taken a dump on his 'fro!

The following Monday I was in my high school's sauna relaxing after soccer practice with a couple other dudes who were talking about that episode and how Screech appeared to have something lodged in his cornhole as he was hopping around. Well, one thing led to another, and before I knew it I was buttslamming the first dude while the other guy tossed my salad! After about 25 minutes we were all exhausted, the sauna water was cloudy, and a lot of jizz and shit were floating at the top of the water level in the sauna! Thanks for all of the homo-erotic memories, Screech!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

03rd August 2005 - 12:02:09 AM
64750 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please gay up your guestbook immediately! Thank you for getting rid of the poker spammer. That dude never posted anything even remotely homo-erotic - I'm glad you banned him.

- Kurt Steinberg

12th July 2005 - 11:51:02 PM
47418 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, has anyone seen the movie "Going Down"? Dennis Haskins starred as "Uncle Frank" in this flick. It sounds like a gay porno where his character is an incestuous child molester!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0352375/

- Kurt Steinberg

10th July 2005 - 11:53:12 PM
45636 : Kurt Steinberg
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288244/

10th July 2005 - 11:42:17 PM
45635 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow faggots,

Has anyone seen a movie entitled "Tangy Guacamole?" Dennis Haskins played one of the major characters, a man named "Toss Honeycutt." With a character name like that I wonder whether this movie is a gay porn film. Perhaps we should all rent it and toss off!

- Kurt Steinberg

P.S. Someone needs to email Goldberg at screech@dustindiamond.com and ask to be the moderator of this guestbook.

09th June 2005 - 09:36:38 PM
16945 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, please delete the spam from Diamond's guestbook immediately. The LBP ("Loads Blown per Page") ratio of this guestbook is at an all-time low! It takes too long to find good homo-erotic posts to which to smack around my ding dong. This used to be a great place for diamond's legion of gay fans to find queer fantasies about him. However, lately Pricess Peussie and the gambling and Turkish spammers have been ruining it. When my penis is hard and I'm stroking it, I shouldn't have to scroll through hunders of spam posts to find a good homo-erotic post to coax the sperm out of my penis.

- Kurt Steinberg

07th June 2005 - 09:42:24 AM
15041 : Kurt Steinberg
Poker queer, please contact me for a hot lunch. I will spray warm, watery dihrrhea in your mouth, fart on your head, and then give you a Texas Hold'em "poke" in your asshole.

- Kurt Steinberg

02nd June 2005 - 01:23:12 AM
14076 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when" guy, thanks for all of the spank material. I've lost 3 loads in the past hour fanatasizing about the things in your posts.

- Kurt Steinberg

31st May 2005 - 11:36:57 PM
14037 : Kurt Steinberg
Online poker guy, you sound hot. We need to hook up for gay sex. You and I can play Texas Hold'em while you massage my taint with your tongue. I'll be sure to eat some tacos before we play - at the end of the game I'll sit on your face and spray diarrhea on your head! Finally, you can suck me off and I'll finish you off with an "angry pirate"!!! Please contact me immediately!

- Kurt Steinberg

26th May 2005 - 09:39:11 AM
13786 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow faggots, check out the guestbook for this Japanese guy: http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/gb/hitoshi.php

Hitoshi's guestbook has been queered up almost as much as Diamond's!

- Kurt Steinberg

23rd May 2005 - 09:37:13 AM
13709 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, I'm sick of reading the spam you've posted here. I come here for one reason - to find gay spank material. Yet it's harder to find homoerotic stories to read while smacking around my ding-dong because you've posted so much pointless tripe!

So it's time for you to be punished. I'm going to duct tape you to the floor of a gas station bathroom - you mouth will be taped wide open. Then I will eat some burritoes and unleash an enormous dump directly onto your tongue! Next, I will fart on your head and then finish you off by pissing in your right eye. Finally, I'll walk out, leaving you there so that the next queer to use that bathroom can have his way with you!

- Kurt Steinberg

20th May 2005 - 01:30:46 PM
13629 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, your ruse is up - it's clear to everyone that you posted message #13625 under my name. I need to punish you. Let's meet at the local gay bar, the "Manhole." Pedro, the gay bouncer, and I will then drag you into the see-through bathroom for gay sex. Everyone in the club will jerk off when they watch Pedro doing you from behind while I dunk my sweaty nuts into your mouth!

- Kurt Steinberg

20th May 2005 - 12:21:05 AM
13617 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey queers, I'm back from an extended vacation in Key West, FL. I traveled up and down the keys sleeping in a different public restroom every night! I had so much unprotected buttsex with hot young men, most of whose names I don't even know! Diamond, I'm glad that your guestbook still has a lot of gay fantasies - I've already lost 3 loads in the past hour. My computer mouse is coated with jism!

However, I'm somewhat dismayed at a number of the recent posts I have read here. First, what's with all of the Turkish spam? What does that have to do with gay fantasies about Diamond? Second, why does Pricess Peussie still post here? That dude has never posted anything funny or homoerotic! Why does that assclown still post here? Third, what's with all of the non-homosexual posts?

Ok, let me break it down for all of you. This is a QUEERS-ONLY guestbook! If you don't want Diamond to lick your taint while giving you a reach-around, then you should probably stop posting here.

- Kurt Steinberg

06th April 2005 - 11:37:34 PM
13062 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please gay up this website immediately! There is entirely too much spam posted here.

Check out this sexy picture of Mr. Belding: http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/picturebooks/07_chat_n_fat_1/fatbrush.jpg

- Kurt Steinberg

27th March 2005 - 10:10:32 PM
12911 : Kurt Steinberg
It's been awhile since I've posted here, but I am pleased that this board has stayed queer!

Hamburglar, your McDonald's-themed gay orgy sounds pretty hot! Have you ever participated in a Sesame Street orgy? I was walking past a dumpster behind a bowling alley the other day when I ran into a bunch of dudes participating in a gay orgy based on the children's tv show. A Bert was giving a Russian Trombone to an Ernie. A Snuffleupagus was donkey-punching a Big Bird, while an Oscar the Grouch was dropping a Cleveland Steamer on a Mr. Hooper. I also saw an Elmo butt-slamming a skinny dork with a poofy white-man's afro and colorful Zubaz pants!

- Kurt Steinberg

08th March 2005 - 12:05:17 AM
12657 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is the 5th season of "Saved By The Bell" coming out on DVD? Please be sure to include a commentary on the episode where Salter and Zack get into a fight and wrestle around in some hot man-on-man action at the Max. For my birthday, will you give me a "Russian Trombone?"

- Kurt Steinberg

19th January 2005 - 10:30:51 PM
12055 : Kurt Steinberg
Poster 12052, this is a website which allows Diamond's gay fans to exchange queer fantasies about him. 99% of the dudes who post and read the messages here are homosexuals looking for spank material. I hope that helps!

- Kurt Steinberg

P.S. I invited Pastor Jim to have gay sex with me, and I think he's mulled over my offer! http://www.truechristian.com/askpastorjim0105e.html

17th January 2005 - 10:01:58 PM
12029 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,

I found this transcript of a "Saturday Night Live" skit in which they made fun of you - Tobey Maguire played you in an "Inside The Actor's Studio" parody: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99qstudio.phtml

How does it feel to be such a nationwide joke?

09th January 2005 - 02:43:18 PM
11927 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, thanks for creating your new Dustin Diamond-related homo-erotic blog. It's very arousing.

http://queerdustinfans.blogspot.com/

- Kurt Steinberg

30th December 2004 - 12:53:54 AM
11796 : Kurt Steinberg
Screech, I've watched a number of videos of the devastation in southeast Asia with all of the people killed by the earthquake and subsequent waves. It gave me a filthy idea - let's meet up at a local gas station bathroom. I will bring 4 other queer dudes with me. We will eat burritos from Taco Bell before we get there. You can lay naked on the filty floor (that hasn't been washed since 1982), and the other queers and I will all drop our pants, point our asses in your direction, and unleash a diarrhea tsunami of epic queer proportions right in your face! Are you interested???

- Kurt Steinberg

19th December 2004 - 09:41:37 PM
11738 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco,

I sent Pastor Jim the following email on December 13th, but he didn't post it in his "e-mail bag!" What's up with that?



Subject: Fundraiser for your church
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com

Pastor Jim,

Thank you for putting up your informative website for
all to see the errors of their hedonistic lifestyles.

To show my appreciation, I would like to help raise
money for your church. Specifically, I would like to
offer glass-bottom boat rides to your church members
who make donations. Since your website clearly
indicates that women are to be subservient to men, we
should only offer this ride to the males in your
church. I'm also willing to auction off some tasty
chocolate twinkies.

Your followers probably enjoy eating cookies, right?
We can play a little cookie game where the winner gets
to eat some tasty homemade cookies.

I have a feeling that my proprosed fundraiser will
raise quite a bit of money for your church.

Please let me know if I can help out.

- Kurt Steinberg

22nd November 2004 - 01:53:37 AM
11201 :
diamond, why is it that when your fans post gay fantasies about you here or call you a homo, you think that consitutes defamation, but when you call slater and zack queers during your standup routine or call goldberg a 'faggot' (see message 11175), you think that is not defamation?

18th November 2004 - 09:15:53 AM
11132 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, I know that you and Rocco frequent the truck stop, rest stop, dumpster, and bowling alley queer circuits. However, you may also want to the gas station bathroom circuit. I was at one the other day when I tried out my patented "vacuum cleaner" move. Basically, I was doing this dude wheelbarrow style, when I pushed him hard into the stall, his arms gave out and his face hit the floor. Then, with my hard penis still lodged in his cornhole, I pushed his face up and down and all around the bathroom floor, kind of like the way one vacuums a room. The gas station bathroom hadn't been washed since about 1987, so it really had some caked-on urine, shit, and queer jizz on the floor. By the time I was done with this dude, who I only met a couple minutes earlier when I entered the gas station bathroom, his face was coated with the old urine, shit, and queer jizz! You should try it out sometime! It was so arousing.

- Kurt Steinberg

10th November 2004 - 12:32:19 AM
10935 : Kurt Steinberg
Marcia, what are you trying to prove by posting here? Everyone knows you aren't the moderator. If you were, you would have already deleted a bunch of messages. Goldberg set up this webpage as a service to Diamond's gay fans. Diamond already tried unsuccessfully to gain possession of this website. Diamond lost, and an arbitrator ruled that Goldberg is the rightful owner of the domain name. The queer messages posted here won't be deleted anytime soon. You can count on that.

- Kurt Steinberg

03rd November 2004 - 10:54:12 PM
10816 : Kurt Steinberg
George (message 10813), your post was so erotic and arousing! I immediately pitched a tent and blew my wad in my pants.

- Kurt Steinberg

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 13)

03rd November 2004 - 10:44:14 PM
10815 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco, I also had a great experience at my polling station yesterday. I ran into some Kerry supporters dressed as Screech and Mr. Belding before I walked in and I told them I was still undecided, but that I might be willing to vote for their man if they could "convince" me to do so. Well, one thing led to another until I was standing in the voting booth simultaneously giving a golden shower to the Screech while the Belding tossed my salad. It was awesome! The best part is that I pulled a fast one on them and voted for Bush anyway! After I walked out and walked past a dumpster I saw a dude who was wearing a Ralph Nader mask getting buttslammed next to a smelly dumpster.

- Kurt Steinberg

31st October 2004 - 10:19:06 PM
10731 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, is it true that your mouth has more "semen" than a battleship?

31st October 2004 - 09:59:41 PM
10730 : Kurt Steinberg
Nice try but no cigar, Puessie. Nobody believed that your b.s. post was from me!

Why do you persist in posting here? None of your posts are homoerotic or even funny, yet you continue to post long messages here all the time.

By the way, I checked out your yahoo message group and discovered that it totally sucks. Are there really other weirdoes out there who actually worship your posts? That's frightening!

Maybe you should post your tripe over at Diamond's band's website - www.saltythepocketknife.com. Perhaps Diamond will enjoy your retarded posts! But please do Diamond's gay fans a favor and leave dustindiamond.com immediately!

- Kurt Steinberg

27th October 2004 - 12:05:05 AM
10602 : Kurt Steinberg
BMX, leave and don't return. This is a queers-only guestbook! This guestbook was set up to allow Diamond's homosexual fans to (a) exchange gay fantasies about him; (b) tell him how much he sucks; and (c) schedule gay sex. Since your posts don't relate to any of these topics, you should probably leave and don't come back!

Does anyone know what Diamond is up to now? Is his band going to release a new album soon?

- Kurt Steinberg

26th October 2004 - 12:19:05 AM
10576 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, please contact me for a hot lunch! I will piss in your eyes, fart on your head and then drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on your face!

- Kurt Steinberg

25th October 2004 - 12:58:11 AM
10552 : Kurt Steinberg
Peuissie, leave and do not return!

Check out this webpage I found: http://user.mc.net/~thrifty6/tsj.htm

(Scroll down the page and look at the picture at the bottom - I almost fell out of my chair laughing!)

- Kurt Steinberg

16th October 2004 - 12:07:46 PM
10398 : Kurt Steinberg
10391, I agree with you. Message to all: if you don't fantasize about using Diamond's lips as a toilet seat or at least watching him and Mr. Belding get it on, then you should probably stop posting here!

- Kurt Steinberg

15th October 2004 - 01:31:50 AM
10377 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, it's been awhile since I posted in Diamond's guestbook. I'm glad that a dumpster circuit is alive and thriving! I thought I was the only queer Diamond fan who liked getting sucked off next to dumpsters in alleys behind gay bars! You guys should also check out some highway rest areas! They are also overrun with cum-guzzling queers - I often stop and get sucked off by a couple dudes I just met whose names I don't even know!

- Kurt Steinberg

05th October 2004 - 01:34:46 AM
10167 : Kurt Steinberg
george (10166), thanks for stopping by and posting! You sound really hot. Hey, I have a great idea- let's get together and watched Saved By The Bell DVDs together and touch each other in a homo-erotic manner. I will turn you into my own personal "pin cushion," except I won't stick you with little pins, if you know what I mean! I've got something way better! Afterwards, maybe be can have a little scat party in honor of Screech!

29th September 2004 - 12:37:19 AM
10093 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, nice work with the Amazon.com reviews. I can't believe those slipped past their censors! I lost a load while reading them. I'll have to rent the "Purple People Eater," per your recommendation.

- Kurt Steinberg

27th September 2004 - 01:36:09 AM
10059 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond's guestbook has really queered up recently. I just got back from a little vacation to Key West - I made sure to stop at a few of the infamous gloryholes in the gas station bathrooms around the city. I also stopped by a couple spas down there and participated in several all-male orgies while watching the DVD for the second season of SBTB - I took three dumps in the spa water and my new friend Bruce wore an afro wig and Zubaz pants while gobbling them down. Anyway, it's good to see that like-minded homosexuals are flocking here. I must say that Ox's posts are works of erotic genius - my wang is sore from all the stroking I've been doing while reading those posts!

- Kurt Steinberg

22nd September 2004 - 09:21:02 AM
9997 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I can't believe that nearly 10,000 messages have been posted here. Speaking of that number, I've probably lost a good 10,000 loads masturbating while reading the queer fantasies posted here.

- Kurt Steinberg

20th September 2004 - 01:23:20 AM
9959 : Kurt Steinberg
Marcia, DO NOT POST HERE UNDER MY NAME! Your off-topic non-queer rants should be taken elsewhere. None of the homosexual regulars toss off to any of your postings! This is a queers-only guestbook! If you aren't a guy who wants to warm up Diamond's nose of a chilly winter day by sitting naked with his nose lodged in your butt crack and dropping ass, then you should probably post elsewhere.

- Kurt Steinberg

13th September 2004 - 02:09:13 AM
9891 : Kurt Steinberg
Princess Peussie (message 9886), why are you still here? You've never once posted anything funny or even arousingly homo-erotic! Your rants have nothing to do with queer Dustin Diamond-related fantasies. We all know that this webpage was set up to allow Diamond's queer fans to exchange gay fantasies about him and the other cast members - this website has caused thousands of homosexual men to lose their loads over the past 3 years!

Please leave and don't come back until you've turned full-blown Liberace gay!

- Kurt Steinberg

10th September 2004 - 01:08:11 AM
9863 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is your band's first music video coming out? Will Mr. Belding be in the video with you? I think it would be nice if you included him. I also think it would be cool if Mr. Belding blew his load in your neatly trimmed beard 5 minutes before you begin the filming of the video! Seeing his man chowder in your little beard as you dance around in the music video would be so erotic!

- Kurt Steinberg

08th September 2004 - 12:29:52 AM
9827 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, I'm glad I'm not the only queer poster who enjoys meeting other dudes next to the dumpsters behind gas stations, bars, grocery stores, etc.! I usually have unprotected buttsex with a dude whose name I don't even know within 30 seconds of meeting him by the dumpster! Even though I don't know the name of the dude I'm assslamming, I call him "Diamond" and tell him to call me "Mr. Belding." Does anyone else play homosexual Saved By The Bell roleplaying games????

- Kurt Steinberg

06th September 2004 - 03:39:52 PM
9813 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,

You remind me of a gay Jack Nicklaus. How is your golf game? Do you like to putt from the rough? Can I see your putter? Have you ever shot 69 for a round? Do you like it when other guys hit your balls with 9-irons? Please meet me back by the dumpster behind the clubhouse for manly love!

- Kurt Steinberg

06th September 2004 - 10:35:46 AM
9810 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, I agree with you 100% - political posts do not belong here! This board is for sharing gay Dustin Diamond-related fantasies only! If you aren't a dude who wants to rub Diamond's grotesquely large nose up and down your smelly asscrack, you should probably stop posting here! This is a queers-only guestbook!

- Kurt Steinberg

02nd September 2004 - 08:12:22 PM
9768 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, you weren't the only one who missed this guestbook while it was down. Luckily, however, google caches pages from Diamond's guestbook, so I was still able to find some good spank material. I was able to lose multiple loads while reading old "Remember when..." posts.

- Kurt Steinberg

02nd September 2004 - 01:02:53 AM
9760 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please do not take your website down again! Can't you pay your web hosting bills? I don't understand why you didn't save your big payout from Celebrity Boxing II when you beat up that 125 lb, 50 year-old man. Borrow money from Dennis Haskin if you have to. Please don't disappoint your queer fans again!

- Kurt Steinberg

16th August 2004 - 11:08:10 PM
9730 : Kurt Steinberg
Ox, Gay Zack, Lustin for Dustin, keep up the good work! You've really queered up this website recently. I've already lost several loads this evening while reading the gay fantasies! I also enjoyed the story about the guy who wanted to take an HIV+ shit on Screech!

- Kurt Steinberg

10th August 2004 - 10:10:01 PM
9632 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I noticed that your Celebrity Boxing show is going to be replayed on Fox this Thursday evening. It will be so erotic! I'm getting really hard think about you smacking around Horshack! I'm going to invite over a couple dudes I just met at a gas station bathroom to watch the show at my place! We'll toss much salad and lose many loads when you're on! Thanks buddy!

- Kurt Steinberg

08th August 2004 - 04:14:59 PM
9538 : Kurt Steinberg
Ugoff, let's hook up for a hot lunch! I will sit on your face and drop ass, and then I shit in your mouth and all over your chest. Finally, I'll piss my name onto your excrement-covered chest!

- Kurt Steinberg

04th August 2004 - 10:41:56 PM
9457 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, it's nice to see that this guestbook has really queered up lately. Keep up the good work. By the way, what ever happened to Ham Span? He used to post some extremely erotic gay fantasies!

- Kurt Steinberg

04th August 2004 - 12:22:34 AM
9420 : Kurt Steinberg
Twyla 16, how dare you accuse me of being a 40-year old loser. You ought to go shampoo my crotch (do it after I've have unprotected butt-sex with a dude I just met in the second bathroom stall at the local gas station)! Just because I masturbate 24x7 while reading gay fantasies about Diamond posted here doesn't mean I'm a loser; it just means I'm a big queer fan of his!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

01st August 2004 - 10:45:37 PM
9357 : Kurt Steinberg
Twyla 16, why are you still here? This is a message board for gay fans of Dustin Diamond and Saved By The Bell. Queers come here looking for gay fanatasies to read while masturbating. In fact, my computer creen is currently coated with many, many loads lost while reading fanatsies posted here. However, your messages unnecessarily clog this message board, making it more difficult to find erotic material. I beg you, please leave and never return. This is a queers-only (MALE queers, that is) message board!

- Kurt Steinberg

26th July 2004 - 09:09:11 PM
9187 : Kurt Steinberg
Sick boy and Twyla, what is your problem? Only QUEER DUSTIN DIAMOND-RELATED fantasies should be posted here. Messages on any other topic should be posted at www.savedbythebellnow.com instead of here. This board has become far too heterosexual and lame - Diamond, please queer it back up!

If you don't want a piece of Diamond's male whisker biscuit, you should probably stop posting here.

- Kurt Steinberg

26th July 2004 - 12:57:15 AM
9154 : Kurt Steinberg
SBEEZ, TWYLA 16, Sick Boy, and PRINCESS PEUSSIE, please stop posting here or Diamond's webmaster will be forced to delete your posts. The subject matter of your posts do not pertain to Dustin Diamond-related queer fantasies and therefore violate the TOS of this website.

As you should know this is primarily a queers-only message board. It was set up to allow Diamond's queer fans to exchange homosexual fantasies about our icon, Diamond! Please be respectful of the queers who come here looking for masturbatory material - your posts do not give anyone wood and therefore unnecessarily clutter this message board, making it harder for Diamond's gay fans to find homosexual fantasies to coax sperm out of their nut-sacks!!

- Kurt Steinberg

25th July 2004 - 02:41:12 PM
9135 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please contact me for a hot lunch. I'll fill you up nice and good. For dessert, I'll start out giving you a warm pair of Arabian Goggles, and then I'll be sure to convert them to "Indian Goggles" by leaving a nice dark "shit dot" on your forehead!

- Kurt Steinberg

22nd July 2004 - 10:27:26 PM
9066 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, where are you going to lodge Mr. Potato Head?????
http://www.mrwoofus.com/pics/screechandspud.jpg

- Kurt Steinberg

20th July 2004 - 11:08:26 PM
8996 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, are you ever going to act in a "Saved By The Bell" big screen movie? I think you should - you're sitting on a goldmine! Will there be a hot shower scene between you and Mr. Belding? I think it would be really erotic if you gave your tight young buttocks to him for his selfish pleasure in the Bayside locker room!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

19th July 2004 - 10:49:19 PM
8958 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this message board has been pretty shitty lately. Please clean it up. It's becoming harder and harder to find gay fantasies to read while cracking one off.

Nobody wants to read hip-hop messages or Hollywood stories. Instead, I must reiterate what I have said countless times before - your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually! However, this board has lately become cluttered with off-topic messages.

Diamond, if you clean up this board immediately, I promise I'll give you a nice, warm pair of Indian Goggles after eating some tacos - I'll be sure to leave a dark "shit dot" in the middle of your forehead!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

19th July 2004 - 08:14:03 PM
8950 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I learned another move last weekend at a gas station bathroom that's spreading through the homosexual community! It's called an "Afterblow." Basically, you need to suck me off until I blow my load on your face. Then I'll drop ass in your face, 3 inches from your nose! That's the move! Are you game?

- Kurt Steinberg

17th July 2004 - 12:29:35 AM
8866 : Kurt Steinberg
Nice work, barf (message 8865)! The off-topic posts have to stop. As I have said many times before, this messages baord is intended only for Diamond's fans to:
(1) tell Diamond how much he sucks;
(2) exhange queer fantasies involving Diamond and/or other Saved By The Bell characters;
(3) schedule gay sex with Diamond; and
(4) comment on Diamond's sexy neatly trimmed beard or shaved nutsack.

All other posts will be deleted!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

15th July 2004 - 11:42:03 PM
8810 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this move is called "Indian goggles"!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

15th July 2004 - 11:36:37 PM
8809 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I learned a fun new homosexual move last night at my local gay bar! It's a twist on the "Arabian Goggle" move! First, I'll need eat some greasy tacos and then take a huge dump. Next, I'll get off the toilet without wiping my ass and then I'll sit on your face and drop my nuts onto your eyelids (maybe I'll drop ass, to mix things up)! When I get up, you'll have a brown dot on your forehead, just like and Indian woman!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

15th July 2004 - 12:58:06 AM
8794 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this webpage has really queered up recently! When is your new movie, "The Thirteenth Grade" coming out to theatres?

- Kurt Steinberg

13th July 2004 - 12:12:29 AM
8676 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this website? There's a lot of queer fantasies here, but hardly any of the recent ones involve Diamond! What's the deal????

- Kurt Steinberg

Construction Sign

Here's a sign I'd like Diamond to see on his way to work:

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Screech Comic Strips

Check out these Dustin Diamond comic strips I found at this website (click on each comic for a larger view):



Monday, April 17, 2006

Gay Spa Party

I was watching the 5th Season of Saved By The Bell the other day while jerking off. After I blew my load on my hand I slowly drifted off to sleep. I had a fantasy where I was in a spa with 5 other hot guys! We were all watching the "Murder Mystery" Saved By The Bell episode on a tv in view from the spa. One thing led to another and before I knew what had happened all 6 of us were intertwined in a homoerotic mishmash with crotches, legs, and arms pointing every which way. Within the next hour each of us had lost several loads of semen and pissed and shit in the spa! By the time we all got up and out of the spa, the water was cloudy and about 1/2 inch of shit coated the spa water! It was so hot. I hope that my spa fantasy becomes reality in the near future!!!

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 12)

09th July 2004 - 01:11:47 AM
8384 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please tell the fascists over at savedbythebellnow.com to stop editting the queer fantasies contributed by the homosexuals who frequent this board.

Twyla 16, please stop posting here. As both the guestbook moderator and I have said many times before, this is a queers-only board! Only male queers should post here. This webpage was set up to provide Diamond's queer fans with a forum for (a) exchanging gay fantasies involving Diamond; (b) telling Diamond how much he sucks; and (c) scheduling gay sex with Diamond. If your post doesn't relate to any of these things, the guestbook moderator will probably delete your message.

There are many Internet fan pages for Diamond, and they all have homosexual themes!

- Kurt Steinberg

07th July 2004 - 01:29:25 AM
8275 : Kurt Steinberg
Elliot, let's have "saved by the bell sex." (It's kind of like "make-up sex," except that it's between dudes and is extremely dirty.) Maybe Slater can join us and drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on your head while you peruse the SavedByTheBellNow.com message boards!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

30th June 2004 - 12:19:42 AM
8101 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you want to get together for hot manly love? I learned a new move last night at the local gas station bathroom - it's called the "walrus"!! It will give you much queer pleasure. First, you'll need to suck me off until I cum in your mouth. Then I will hold your mouth shut and jab you in the stomach while the load is still resting on your tongue!!! This will knock the wind out of you and cause the semen to come out your nose while you groan, creating the appearance of two tusks and a sound like a walrus!!! Let me know if you want me to try out this move with you.

- Kurt Steinberg

29th June 2004 - 12:30:58 AM
8074 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this board? It's become immensely popular among Diamond's queer fan base over the past few weeks! I don't post very much anymore - I've been hanging out in a local gas station bathroom having unprotected butt sex with other dudes whose names I don't even know! We like to role play - I put on a permed mullet wig and play "Slater," and the dude I'm ass-slamming wears an "white man's afro" wig and plays "Screech"!!! Yesterday I also dropped a Cleveland Steamer on a stranger dressed up as Belding!! It's been quite an erotic adventure!

- Kurt Steinberg

25th June 2004 - 12:27:15 AM
7991 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this website? The last time I posted here most of the messages were heterosexual and lame! But now they are erotically queer! In fact, I'd better cut this post short - I need to crack one off right now!!

- Kurt Steinberg

16th June 2004 - 10:07:36 AM
7742 : Kurt Steinberg
HappyGoLucky,

I haven't posted here recently because I found a new source of masturbation material! Check this out: http://www.hot92jamz.com/mornings.html

You can listen to Mario Lopez hosting a radio show. I like to tape the shows and then play them back in a loop while smacking around my ding-dong! You might want to do the same!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

07th June 2004 - 09:48:39 PM
7685 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, here's some new masturabtory fodder for you - http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=1637

It comes out on August 17th.

- Kurt Steinberg

31st May 2004 - 10:13:07 AM
7628 : Kurt Steinberg
J. Zanden, please post your gay fantasies in English only! Few, if any, of the regulars here can read Swedish.

- Kurt Steinberg

27th May 2004 - 04:55:11 PM
7576 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, maybe we should join forces to rid this board of Princess Puessie - that dude has never posted anything even remotely funny or arousing.

After Pricess Peussie is gone, I'll show you the teabagging move that you are always asking about. If you want, I can also give you a relaxing pair of Arabian Goggles.

- Kurt Steinberg

25th May 2004 - 09:26:43 PM
7561 :
Diamond, why do you think people make fun of you and post queer fantasies here? It's because of your career choices. The Screech character was an incredibly annoying dork. It was bad enough that you played that character during the original series. However, you chose to come back and play the character for another 6 or 7 years as Belding's assistant. What's amazing is that after playing Screech for over 10 years, now you can't understand why you've been typecast as a dork forever!

Also, from what I understand you tell people during your "comedy" shows that Zack and Slater were homos. Have you committed slander by saying that during your show?

25th May 2004 - 09:14:51 PM
7560 :
Diamond, everyone knows this is a parody website. Nobody here has (a) invaded your privacy; (b) defamed you; or (c) intentionally inflicted emotional distress upon you.

There's no doubt that you are a public figure. In your own brief filed with the ICANN arbitrator you certainly argue that you are. People are entitled to post social commentary here - it's an unmoderated, public forum. Based on the Hustler case, it's clear that nobody here has committed intentional infliction of emotional distress. Also, nobody here has defamed you - this website has not harmed your reputation at all because everyone knows it is a parody!

25th May 2004 - 08:56:51 PM
7559 :
Parody and Satire

Parody or satire is difficult to deal with, but if applied to a public figure is clearly protected by the First Amendment because the exaggeration or distortions of the truth are not intended to be taken as fact.

The case of Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Fallwell is an example. In that case, Hustler Magazine printed a fake advertisement that parodied a Campari Liquer advertising campaign. In the Hustler publication, the advertisement contained a make-believe interview with Jerry Falwell, founder of the Moral Majority and a television evangelist, in which he talked about his "first time" to experience sexual intercourse. The vulgar "recounting" of Falwell's "first sexual encounter" was set in an outhouse with him having sex with his mother. Falwell, a teetotaler, was also portrayed as being drunk.

Falwell was outraged by this caricature, so outraged, in fact, that he sued. His lawsuit for libel, invasion of privacy and intentional infliction of emotional distress went to trial. At the close of the evidence, the district court said that even if everything Falwell claimed were true there were no legal grounds upon which he could claim relief. The balance of the case was submitted to the jury, which returned a verdict for Falwell for intentional infliction of emotional distress, although the jury disallowed the libel claim.

On appeal, the Supreme Court heard the case on the First Amendment question of whether a state has authority to protect its citizens from the intentional infliction of emotional distress and whether a public figure may recover damages for his or her distress.

Specifically, the Chief Justice said the issue was whether a state may protect its citizens from patently offensive speech, and he said the First Amendment provided a safe haven for even that mode of speech. The Chief Justice reasoned that even though Falwell was not a public figure who held elective office, he was a public figure who had influence on public affairs and, as such, only had limited capacity to be distressed. The Chief Justice wrote that: "robust political debate encouraged by the First Amendment is bound to produce speech that is critical of those that hold public office or those public figures who are 'intimately involved in the resolution of important public questions or by reason of their fame, shape events in area of concern to society at large.'"

The Chief Justice ruled that even so outrageous a rogue, or impish rascal, depending on your point of view, as Larry Flynt is entitled to exercise his First Amendment freedoms in a manner best determined by Flynt, rather than being restricted by any state action.

25th May 2004 - 08:50:44 PM
7558 :
Diamond, have you ever heard of the U.S. Supreme Court case Hustler Magazine, Inc. et al. v. Jerry Falwell?

The U.S. Supreme Court held:

In order to protect the free flow of ideas and opinions on matters of public interest and concern, the First and Fourteenth Amendments prohibit public figures and public officials from recovering damages for the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress by reason of the publication of a caricature such as the ad parody at issue without showing in addition that the publication contains a false statement of fact which was made with "actual malice," i.e., with knowledge that the statement was false or with reckless disregard as to whether or not it was true. The State's interest in protecting public figures from emotional distress is not sufficient to deny First Amendment protection to speech that is patently offensive and is intended to inflict emotional injury when that speech could not reasonably have been interpreted as stating actual facts about the public figure involved. Here, respondent is clearly a "public figure" for First Amendment purposes, and the lower courts' finding that the ad parody was not reasonably believable must be accepted. "Outrageousness" [47] in the area of political and social discourse has an inherent subjectiveness about it which would allow a jury to impose liability on the basis of the jurors' tastes or views, or perhaps on the basis of their dislike of a particular _________________expression, and cannot, consistently with the First Amendment, form a basis for the award of damages for conduct such as that involved here. Pp. 50-57

http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/avp/cas/comm/free_speech/hustler.html

25th May 2004 - 08:37:03 PM
7557 : Kurt Steinberg
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

- Kurt Steinberg

09th May 2004 - 08:55:27 PM
7417 : Kurt Steinberg
Mr. Diamond,

This will be my last post here as I do feel sorry for you. However, I can assure you that I have not violated any laws or damaged your career in any way. I have never once posted any lies about you - I only posted questions and I never posted anything derogatory about your band on this website. I also never posted anything on your band's website and I never would.

I should point out that nobody takes this website seriously. Nobody really thinks you are gay. As the arbitrator stated in the ICANN decision, this is clearly a parody website and nobody seriously believes that you are affiliated with this website. If anything, this website actually helps your career because people post things about what you are currently doing. People who would have never heard of your chess videos or band before now know about it because of what other people have posted here.

Good luck to you Mr. Diamond. Godspeed Screech.

09th May 2004 - 08:04:20 PM
7415 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please post some of your own queer fantasies in this guestbook. Your gay fans all post their perverted thoughts, you should reciprocate! Also, which fantasies are your favorite? Do you like the ones involving Balding manhandling you?

I personally like this fantasy involving you, Mr. Belding, and Mr. Belding's brother, Rod: http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html?displayBegin=6356

- Kurt Steinberg

09th May 2004 - 01:55:40 PM
7412 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you remember the group of nerds at Baysdide who looked up to you? One of them had huge glasses and a big "white man's afro" just like you!!! Did you ever have sex with him? Did Belding ever watch and videotape the encounters? If so, can I buy a copy?

- Kurt Steinberg

08th May 2004 - 04:37:13 PM
7402 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, here's another verse to add to your poem:

Let's meet up today
So that I can spray
My diarrhea on your head
And then put you to bed



- Kurt Steinberg

07th May 2004 - 11:11:48 PM
7396 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,

Let's hook up for queer sex!!! I recently learned a new gay sex move - it's called the "Angry Pirate"!!!! You need to get on you knees and suck me off. When I'm about to blow my load, I'll pull out and squirt my load in one of your eyes and then I'll kick you in the shin!!! You'll probably then chase after me, limping around seeing out of only one eye, just like a pirate!!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

06th May 2004 - 11:51:34 PM
7385 : Kurt Steinberg
It's heartening to see that this guestbook has really queered up over the past few days. Keep up the good work, fellow homosexuals!!! However, I'm a little disappointed that "N" (message 7378) posted a long pointless message. What does the alleged New World Order have to do with queer Diamond- and SBTB-related fantasies??? Nothing!!! Someone needs to beat him over the head with a penis and fart in his mouth!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

06th May 2004 - 10:03:42 AM
7376 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, have you ever seen those magicians who inhale lighter fluid and then spit it out next to a match, igniting a fireball? I have a new twist on that trick that I'd like to test out with you!!! To test this out, I'll need eat some Mexican food and then get naked and fart directly into your mouth!! Then you can exhale my ass gas next to a match, igniting it!!! Do you want to try this out with me??????

- Kurt Steinberg

05th May 2004 - 11:33:42 PM
7369 : Kurt Steinberg
Leaky Ass Queer and Chachi, I don't intend to post queer messages on Diamond's band's website, and I don't think you should either. You need to remember that this guestbook is a "free speech forum," but Diamond's band's website is not - so Diamond's band's webmaster will probably delete all queer messages posted over there. Actually, maybe the webmaster will save the queer fantasies to an internal Intranet that is not publicly accessable, so Diamond will have all the queer fantasies to himself, which would be completely unacceptable!!!

There are also additional reasons why I won't post there that I don't want to get into now.

Chachi, you also need to remember that this guestbook was created to provide Diamond's queer fans will a centralized location for Saved By The Bell gay fantasies. When I need to masturbate, I want to quickly find my Diamond-related queer fantasies - I don't want to have to go to a bunch of different websites to find them!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

05th May 2004 - 01:42:31 AM
7353 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, I found some good queer spanking material for you - http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw101.shtml

You should contact him and ask him to teabag you and give you a heavy pair of Arabian goggles!

- Kurt Steinberg

05th May 2004 - 01:29:21 AM
7351 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,

I have newfound respect for you after reading this article: http://www.perfectpitchonline.com/v02i02/dustin_diamond.php

It sounds like Horshack is a little bitch!!!

Even though I give you "props," I still want to take a dump into your mouth, for your pleasure!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

03rd May 2004 - 10:50:05 PM
7336 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I still want to drop my nuts on your eyes to give you "Arabian goggles." However, when I was at my local gay bar getting sucked off in a bathroom stall last weekend, I was told about a new twist to the "Arabian goggles" move. I want you to come over and test the move with me!!! I still want drop my nuts on your eyelids, but I'm going to position my ass directly above your mouth and drop some nasty ass - this move is called the "Arabian sandstorm"!!!!!!!! Afterward, I'll give you a hot lunch!

- Kurt Steinberg

03rd May 2004 - 12:15:17 AM
7318 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please clean up your guestbook - there are many messages posted here which have nothing to do with queer fantasies! Please remind the posters that this is a queers-only message board!

- Kurt Steinberg

02nd May 2004 - 02:27:13 PM
7315 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,

I just watched the "Murder Mystery" episode on the new DVD with your commentary tracks - did it really hurt when Jessie slapped you hard? That gave me an idea - have you ever received a "mushroom tattoo" from some dude? We need to hook up and I'll smack you in the face with my ding-dong, leaving the imprint on my wang on you for all to see!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

01st May 2004 - 05:39:32 PM
7301 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when..." guy, please post more queer recaps! Do you remember the robot that Screech had during the early years of SBTB? I think it would be funny if you did a recap where he thought that Belding was anally penetrating him, only to turn on the light and realize that it was his robot the whole time!

- Kurt Steinberg

01st May 2004 - 01:21:46 PM
7296 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I did not post message 7293. All of the homosexuals who post here know that there's no way you'd ever wash tits for a living!

We need to have a Mexican-themed queer party - I'll put my beef in your male taco and then drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on you head.

- Kurt Steinberg

30th April 2004 - 09:29:58 PM
7289 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you wash cars for a living now that your music career seems pretty much over? Have you ever put your thumb over the end of the hose when the water is turned on? If you have, then you must have noticed that the water sprays in every direction. I did that the other day and got a great queer idea! We need to hook up - I'll eat 4 burritoes from Taco Bell along with 3 Ex-Laxes. Then, I'll get naked, position myself 6 inches from your head, and then let loose!!! My watery diarrhea will spray out of my ass and completely coat your head with excrement!!! I'll bet your getting hard just reading this queer fantasy!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

30th April 2004 - 02:02:08 AM
7275 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I'm glad that your website has really "queered up" recently! Greg (message 7266), that's a great perverted idea! It's hard not to Diamond and excrement - they just mix perfectly, kind of like peanut butter and jelly!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

30th April 2004 - 12:38:59 AM
7274 : Kurt Steinberg
Message 7272, great link! Even the Iraqis think Diamond is queer!!!!!!!!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

29th April 2004 - 12:49:39 AM
7260 : Kurt Steinberg
Bert, how dare you post disgusting pictures of women in thong bikinis! Yuck! Pictures of those firm, toned, luscious female asses do not belong in a queer Dustin Diamond guestbook!

Rimmer, thanks for the link to the Diamond picture! There's only one reason why anyone would purchase that picture - as a target for shooting one's load!

- Kurt Steinberg

P.S. I love http://www.ytmnd.com/

28th April 2004 - 12:45:33 AM
7247 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please link some current pictures to your guestbook so that your gay fans can have some new masturbation material! Your neatly trimmed beard always give me "lift-off," if you know what I mean! I'd really like for you to rub your little beard and stubble all over my nut-sack!!! I also have a question for you - do you like bathing in hot tubs and/or spas with a bunch of other dudes? Do you like it when one of those dudes takes a huge dump and feces are floating in the water???? Inquiring minds want to know!

- Kurt Steinberg

26th April 2004 - 10:45:41 PM
7232 : Kurt Steinberg
Fagbusters, nice work on cleaning up the board. There's simply no excuse for posting heterosexual links to a queer Dustin Diamond webpage!!!

"Spa owner" (message 7215), where is your spa located? I think Diamond would like to partake in a spa orgy, especially if there's a few "floaters" in the spa water!

Goldberg, how about creating a queer Belding webpage? The queers who post here would undoubtedly also queer up a Belding webpage!

- Kurt Steinberg

25th April 2004 - 12:41:47 PM
7208 : Kurt Steinberg
Hiroshi Fujiyama, why are you posting communist propaganda on a queer Dustin Diamond fan page??? You're a total cocksucker, and I want to have perverted gay sex with you! First, I'll eat some burritoes and then spray warm, watery diarrhea all over your head. Then I will piss all over your head and do you in poop-chute. Finally, I'll lodge Diamond's chess pieces and his chess video up your cornhole!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

25th April 2004 - 01:09:26 AM
7199 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I found this T-shirt with your picture: http://www.80stees.com/products/Saved_by_the_Bell_Ladies_Man_t-shirt.asp

Awesome shirt - it gave me a woodrow! When are you going to start selling underwear on which your picture is imprinted???? If I were to sleep in G-string underwear with a picture of you and your neatly trimmed beard, when I were to awaken, my underwear and bedsheets would undoubtedly be soaked with several loads of man juice!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

23rd April 2004 - 03:46:35 PM
7190 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg,

I saw your press release - it's too bad that the Wall Street Journal didn't get it off the news wires and print it - http://www.prweb.com/releases/2004/4/prweb118385.htm

I think it would have been funnier if you included one of my posts where I said I wanted to take a dump on Diamond's head!

- Kurt Steinberg

21st April 2004 - 10:17:16 PM
7176 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up for queer sex. I want to do you from behind and give you a "Jersey Turnpike"!!! You'll love it, you sick fecal-mucher!!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jersey+Turnpike&b=1

- Kurt Steinberg

21st April 2004 - 12:40:10 AM
7166 : Kurt Steinberg
Someone (message 7163), what do you think this is? It's a Dustin Diamond webpage dedicated to Diamond's many, many, many, many, many queer fans!!! People come here to exchange homosexual fantasies about Diamond and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang! In fact, if you haven't touched yourself in the last 24 hours while thinking impure thoughts about Diamond, then you probably shouldn't post here anymore - instead, you should post on a heterosexual Dustin Diamond webpage. This is primarily a queers-only forum!

- Kurt Steinberg

Monday, April 10, 2006

Post from Savedbythebellnow.com

Check out this message that was posted at savedbythebellnow.com:

I've had enough.
« Thread Started on 4/7/06 at 15:47 »
I've been a long time fan of Saved by the Bell, from the very beginning of the show, and continue to be an avid fan of the program today. It's a very safe assumption to make that it has been my absolute favorite television show of all time.

That said, it would also be pretty safe to say that, after the internet's rise to prominence, I had begun to use it as a means to get my Saved by the Bell fix, to read more about the behind the scenes aspects of the show and so forth. Especially in the periods of time before the DVD collections began coming out in 2003, the internet was pretty much the only source for all things SBtB related, unless one had old VHS tapes, or somehow managed to come across old reruns on television. As such, I've done more than my fair share of wandering along the net, occasionally browsing through random websites related to the show.

For the most part, what one tends to find on your average site or subsite devoted to the show is relatively normal fare... nothing too apart from the norm, the basic information, the occasional (and asinine) stigma that goes along with "child stars", and that's about it. Nothing extensively elaborate, but it's nice to know that people still care about the show enough to talk about it, right?

Anyway, as many of you know, there exists a disturbing contingent of "fans" who have taken, shall we say, extensive liberties with the content of this show which the rest of us hold so dear. In particular, they seem to be hellbent on utterly destroying the good name of Mario Lopez, Dennis Haskins, and most of all Dustin Diamond.

I found the original guestbook of "Dustin Diamond" a few years ago. I expected to see a benign display of old school Saved by the Bell fans giving their kudos to the actor. What I encountered instead was a nonstop barrage of the most horrible degradation of a human being that I have ever had the misfortune to observe. The terrible things that were said on this guestbook were enough to make my blood boil.

I've observed the monstrous lengths that the people within this sick community have gone to in order to absolutely dismember the name of Dustin Diamond and many others. And it utterly disgusts me.

-Do you realize that they were responsible for the closure of the forums on Dustin's band's website? What kind of evil freaks would have the nerve to seek out and attack not only Dustin himself, but everyone around him as well? What kind of people take delight in succeeding to tear apart a significant part of something that Dustin has dreamed of doing for so long, and unlike most of us, is a dream that he is actually getting to live out? Salty the Pocketknife was in my opinion a fantastic band with limitless talent, and ought to have once and for all evolved Dustin well past the perception of him as only being Screech. However, it seems that the monsters from that guestbook couldn't allow him to have that, and tore his website apart. Eventually, the entire website was hacked and ruined by someone as well... I wouldn't be surprised if they had something to do with that also. These people have helped to murder Dustin Diamond's dream.

-Do you realize that the Wikipedia article for Dustin Diamond (and probably many other SBtB articles as well) has been so thoroughly vandalized by these people that it's near impossible for the casual browser to distinguish between facts and these people's ridiculous lies?

-Do you realize that these people have so infected the internet with their disgusting propaganda that all the major search engines now have their forum site near the top of their lists for searches for "Dustin Diamond"? That real fans who are genuinely curious about the man himself will potentially be bombarded with this crap?

-Do you realize that these people are now attempting to wreak havoc here as well? Although I'm sure it was obvious, but that Dner guy who made such a big stink about homophobia is one of the main culprits of their dumb group. There are posts on their forums, ruthlessly mocking this site, when I don't think it's any of their business what goes on here in the first place. I find it to be both excessive and idiotic.

And the worst part is, that they have been doing this for years, and they aren't stopping.

Surely, being a public figure will naturally force a person to be exposed to a reasonable amount of backlash or good natured teasing. That's just the nature of showbusiness. But this is so far past reasonable.

I don't want to dignify their ridiculous antics or give them any sort of endorsement or publicity by posting their web addresses here, but I'm sure the people here who have been around long enough have been tricked into going into these horrible places already, and know where they can be found.

However, I do think it's time that the true fans of Saved by the Bell gave these degenerate monsters a piece of their minds. This little subculture of theirs has moved so beyond mere internet trolling and has damaged the very foundation of how the show and its contributors are being perceived.

It's about time that the people who genuinely care about this show to stand up to these people and take back OUR show.