15th August 2005 - 01:09:52 AM
70398 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's the story about how I became a flaming homosexual:
At one point in my life I was totally straight and had a thing for athletic girls with big jugs. However, once I saw Screech dancing the "Sprang" with Lisa in the dance-off episode with Casey Casim, I turned gay. Not just a little gay, but full-blown Liberace gay!!! Screech's sexy jew-fro was so sexy as he hopped around the TV in his rainbow Zubaz pants! I instantly felt my penis getting hard! I immediately ran to the bathroom and blew my wad after about two seconds of stroking! I only wish Screech had been there in my bathroom so that I could have squirted my load in his eye and taken a dump on his 'fro!
The following Monday I was in my high school's sauna relaxing after soccer practice with a couple other dudes who were talking about that episode and how Screech appeared to have something lodged in his cornhole as he was hopping around. Well, one thing led to another, and before I knew it I was buttslamming the first dude while the other guy tossed my salad! After about 25 minutes we were all exhausted, the sauna water was cloudy, and a lot of jizz and shit were floating at the top of the water level in the sauna! Thanks for all of the homo-erotic memories, Screech!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd August 2005 - 12:02:09 AM
64750 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please gay up your guestbook immediately! Thank you for getting rid of the poker spammer. That dude never posted anything even remotely homo-erotic - I'm glad you banned him.
- Kurt Steinberg
12th July 2005 - 11:51:02 PM
47418 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, has anyone seen the movie "Going Down"? Dennis Haskins starred as "Uncle Frank" in this flick. It sounds like a gay porno where his character is an incestuous child molester!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0352375/
- Kurt Steinberg
10th July 2005 - 11:53:12 PM
45636 : Kurt Steinberg
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288244/
10th July 2005 - 11:42:17 PM
45635 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow faggots,
Has anyone seen a movie entitled "Tangy Guacamole?" Dennis Haskins played one of the major characters, a man named "Toss Honeycutt." With a character name like that I wonder whether this movie is a gay porn film. Perhaps we should all rent it and toss off!
- Kurt Steinberg
P.S. Someone needs to email Goldberg at screech@dustindiamond.com and ask to be the moderator of this guestbook.
09th June 2005 - 09:36:38 PM
16945 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, please delete the spam from Diamond's guestbook immediately. The LBP ("Loads Blown per Page") ratio of this guestbook is at an all-time low! It takes too long to find good homo-erotic posts to which to smack around my ding dong. This used to be a great place for diamond's legion of gay fans to find queer fantasies about him. However, lately Pricess Peussie and the gambling and Turkish spammers have been ruining it. When my penis is hard and I'm stroking it, I shouldn't have to scroll through hunders of spam posts to find a good homo-erotic post to coax the sperm out of my penis.
- Kurt Steinberg
07th June 2005 - 09:42:24 AM
15041 : Kurt Steinberg
Poker queer, please contact me for a hot lunch. I will spray warm, watery dihrrhea in your mouth, fart on your head, and then give you a Texas Hold'em "poke" in your asshole.
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd June 2005 - 01:23:12 AM
14076 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when" guy, thanks for all of the spank material. I've lost 3 loads in the past hour fanatasizing about the things in your posts.
- Kurt Steinberg
31st May 2005 - 11:36:57 PM
14037 : Kurt Steinberg
Online poker guy, you sound hot. We need to hook up for gay sex. You and I can play Texas Hold'em while you massage my taint with your tongue. I'll be sure to eat some tacos before we play - at the end of the game I'll sit on your face and spray diarrhea on your head! Finally, you can suck me off and I'll finish you off with an "angry pirate"!!! Please contact me immediately!
- Kurt Steinberg
26th May 2005 - 09:39:11 AM
13786 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow faggots, check out the guestbook for this Japanese guy: http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/gb/hitoshi.php
Hitoshi's guestbook has been queered up almost as much as Diamond's!
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd May 2005 - 09:37:13 AM
13709 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, I'm sick of reading the spam you've posted here. I come here for one reason - to find gay spank material. Yet it's harder to find homoerotic stories to read while smacking around my ding-dong because you've posted so much pointless tripe!
So it's time for you to be punished. I'm going to duct tape you to the floor of a gas station bathroom - you mouth will be taped wide open. Then I will eat some burritoes and unleash an enormous dump directly onto your tongue! Next, I will fart on your head and then finish you off by pissing in your right eye. Finally, I'll walk out, leaving you there so that the next queer to use that bathroom can have his way with you!
- Kurt Steinberg
20th May 2005 - 01:30:46 PM
13629 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, your ruse is up - it's clear to everyone that you posted message #13625 under my name. I need to punish you. Let's meet at the local gay bar, the "Manhole." Pedro, the gay bouncer, and I will then drag you into the see-through bathroom for gay sex. Everyone in the club will jerk off when they watch Pedro doing you from behind while I dunk my sweaty nuts into your mouth!
- Kurt Steinberg
20th May 2005 - 12:21:05 AM
13617 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey queers, I'm back from an extended vacation in Key West, FL. I traveled up and down the keys sleeping in a different public restroom every night! I had so much unprotected buttsex with hot young men, most of whose names I don't even know! Diamond, I'm glad that your guestbook still has a lot of gay fantasies - I've already lost 3 loads in the past hour. My computer mouse is coated with jism!
However, I'm somewhat dismayed at a number of the recent posts I have read here. First, what's with all of the Turkish spam? What does that have to do with gay fantasies about Diamond? Second, why does Pricess Peussie still post here? That dude has never posted anything funny or homoerotic! Why does that assclown still post here? Third, what's with all of the non-homosexual posts?
Ok, let me break it down for all of you. This is a QUEERS-ONLY guestbook! If you don't want Diamond to lick your taint while giving you a reach-around, then you should probably stop posting here.
- Kurt Steinberg
06th April 2005 - 11:37:34 PM
13062 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please gay up this website immediately! There is entirely too much spam posted here.
Check out this sexy picture of Mr. Belding: http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/picturebooks/07_chat_n_fat_1/fatbrush.jpg
- Kurt Steinberg
27th March 2005 - 10:10:32 PM
12911 : Kurt Steinberg
It's been awhile since I've posted here, but I am pleased that this board has stayed queer!
Hamburglar, your McDonald's-themed gay orgy sounds pretty hot! Have you ever participated in a Sesame Street orgy? I was walking past a dumpster behind a bowling alley the other day when I ran into a bunch of dudes participating in a gay orgy based on the children's tv show. A Bert was giving a Russian Trombone to an Ernie. A Snuffleupagus was donkey-punching a Big Bird, while an Oscar the Grouch was dropping a Cleveland Steamer on a Mr. Hooper. I also saw an Elmo butt-slamming a skinny dork with a poofy white-man's afro and colorful Zubaz pants!
- Kurt Steinberg
08th March 2005 - 12:05:17 AM
12657 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is the 5th season of "Saved By The Bell" coming out on DVD? Please be sure to include a commentary on the episode where Salter and Zack get into a fight and wrestle around in some hot man-on-man action at the Max. For my birthday, will you give me a "Russian Trombone?"
- Kurt Steinberg
19th January 2005 - 10:30:51 PM
12055 : Kurt Steinberg
Poster 12052, this is a website which allows Diamond's gay fans to exchange queer fantasies about him. 99% of the dudes who post and read the messages here are homosexuals looking for spank material. I hope that helps!
- Kurt Steinberg
P.S. I invited Pastor Jim to have gay sex with me, and I think he's mulled over my offer! http://www.truechristian.com/askpastorjim0105e.html
17th January 2005 - 10:01:58 PM
12029 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
I found this transcript of a "Saturday Night Live" skit in which they made fun of you - Tobey Maguire played you in an "Inside The Actor's Studio" parody: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99qstudio.phtml
How does it feel to be such a nationwide joke?
09th January 2005 - 02:43:18 PM
11927 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, thanks for creating your new Dustin Diamond-related homo-erotic blog. It's very arousing.
http://queerdustinfans.blogspot.com/
- Kurt Steinberg
30th December 2004 - 12:53:54 AM
11796 : Kurt Steinberg
Screech, I've watched a number of videos of the devastation in southeast Asia with all of the people killed by the earthquake and subsequent waves. It gave me a filthy idea - let's meet up at a local gas station bathroom. I will bring 4 other queer dudes with me. We will eat burritos from Taco Bell before we get there. You can lay naked on the filty floor (that hasn't been washed since 1982), and the other queers and I will all drop our pants, point our asses in your direction, and unleash a diarrhea tsunami of epic queer proportions right in your face! Are you interested???
- Kurt Steinberg
19th December 2004 - 09:41:37 PM
11738 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco,
I sent Pastor Jim the following email on December 13th, but he didn't post it in his "e-mail bag!" What's up with that?
Subject: Fundraiser for your church
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Pastor Jim,
Thank you for putting up your informative website for
all to see the errors of their hedonistic lifestyles.
To show my appreciation, I would like to help raise
money for your church. Specifically, I would like to
offer glass-bottom boat rides to your church members
who make donations. Since your website clearly
indicates that women are to be subservient to men, we
should only offer this ride to the males in your
church. I'm also willing to auction off some tasty
chocolate twinkies.
Your followers probably enjoy eating cookies, right?
We can play a little cookie game where the winner gets
to eat some tasty homemade cookies.
I have a feeling that my proprosed fundraiser will
raise quite a bit of money for your church.
Please let me know if I can help out.
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd November 2004 - 01:53:37 AM
11201 :
diamond, why is it that when your fans post gay fantasies about you here or call you a homo, you think that consitutes defamation, but when you call slater and zack queers during your standup routine or call goldberg a 'faggot' (see message 11175), you think that is not defamation?
18th November 2004 - 09:15:53 AM
11132 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, I know that you and Rocco frequent the truck stop, rest stop, dumpster, and bowling alley queer circuits. However, you may also want to the gas station bathroom circuit. I was at one the other day when I tried out my patented "vacuum cleaner" move. Basically, I was doing this dude wheelbarrow style, when I pushed him hard into the stall, his arms gave out and his face hit the floor. Then, with my hard penis still lodged in his cornhole, I pushed his face up and down and all around the bathroom floor, kind of like the way one vacuums a room. The gas station bathroom hadn't been washed since about 1987, so it really had some caked-on urine, shit, and queer jizz on the floor. By the time I was done with this dude, who I only met a couple minutes earlier when I entered the gas station bathroom, his face was coated with the old urine, shit, and queer jizz! You should try it out sometime! It was so arousing.
- Kurt Steinberg
10th November 2004 - 12:32:19 AM
10935 : Kurt Steinberg
Marcia, what are you trying to prove by posting here? Everyone knows you aren't the moderator. If you were, you would have already deleted a bunch of messages. Goldberg set up this webpage as a service to Diamond's gay fans. Diamond already tried unsuccessfully to gain possession of this website. Diamond lost, and an arbitrator ruled that Goldberg is the rightful owner of the domain name. The queer messages posted here won't be deleted anytime soon. You can count on that.
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd November 2004 - 10:54:12 PM
10816 : Kurt Steinberg
George (message 10813), your post was so erotic and arousing! I immediately pitched a tent and blew my wad in my pants.
- Kurt Steinberg
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 13)
03rd November 2004 - 10:44:14 PM
10815 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco, I also had a great experience at my polling station yesterday. I ran into some Kerry supporters dressed as Screech and Mr. Belding before I walked in and I told them I was still undecided, but that I might be willing to vote for their man if they could "convince" me to do so. Well, one thing led to another until I was standing in the voting booth simultaneously giving a golden shower to the Screech while the Belding tossed my salad. It was awesome! The best part is that I pulled a fast one on them and voted for Bush anyway! After I walked out and walked past a dumpster I saw a dude who was wearing a Ralph Nader mask getting buttslammed next to a smelly dumpster.
- Kurt Steinberg
31st October 2004 - 10:19:06 PM
10731 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, is it true that your mouth has more "semen" than a battleship?
31st October 2004 - 09:59:41 PM
10730 : Kurt Steinberg
Nice try but no cigar, Puessie. Nobody believed that your b.s. post was from me!
Why do you persist in posting here? None of your posts are homoerotic or even funny, yet you continue to post long messages here all the time.
By the way, I checked out your yahoo message group and discovered that it totally sucks. Are there really other weirdoes out there who actually worship your posts? That's frightening!
Maybe you should post your tripe over at Diamond's band's website - www.saltythepocketknife.com. Perhaps Diamond will enjoy your retarded posts! But please do Diamond's gay fans a favor and leave dustindiamond.com immediately!
- Kurt Steinberg
27th October 2004 - 12:05:05 AM
10602 : Kurt Steinberg
BMX, leave and don't return. This is a queers-only guestbook! This guestbook was set up to allow Diamond's homosexual fans to (a) exchange gay fantasies about him; (b) tell him how much he sucks; and (c) schedule gay sex. Since your posts don't relate to any of these topics, you should probably leave and don't come back!
Does anyone know what Diamond is up to now? Is his band going to release a new album soon?
- Kurt Steinberg
26th October 2004 - 12:19:05 AM
10576 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, please contact me for a hot lunch! I will piss in your eyes, fart on your head and then drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on your face!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th October 2004 - 12:58:11 AM
10552 : Kurt Steinberg
Peuissie, leave and do not return!
Check out this webpage I found: http://user.mc.net/~thrifty6/tsj.htm
(Scroll down the page and look at the picture at the bottom - I almost fell out of my chair laughing!)
- Kurt Steinberg
16th October 2004 - 12:07:46 PM
10398 : Kurt Steinberg
10391, I agree with you. Message to all: if you don't fantasize about using Diamond's lips as a toilet seat or at least watching him and Mr. Belding get it on, then you should probably stop posting here!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th October 2004 - 01:31:50 AM
10377 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, it's been awhile since I posted in Diamond's guestbook. I'm glad that a dumpster circuit is alive and thriving! I thought I was the only queer Diamond fan who liked getting sucked off next to dumpsters in alleys behind gay bars! You guys should also check out some highway rest areas! They are also overrun with cum-guzzling queers - I often stop and get sucked off by a couple dudes I just met whose names I don't even know!
- Kurt Steinberg
05th October 2004 - 01:34:46 AM
10167 : Kurt Steinberg
george (10166), thanks for stopping by and posting! You sound really hot. Hey, I have a great idea- let's get together and watched Saved By The Bell DVDs together and touch each other in a homo-erotic manner. I will turn you into my own personal "pin cushion," except I won't stick you with little pins, if you know what I mean! I've got something way better! Afterwards, maybe be can have a little scat party in honor of Screech!
29th September 2004 - 12:37:19 AM
10093 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, nice work with the Amazon.com reviews. I can't believe those slipped past their censors! I lost a load while reading them. I'll have to rent the "Purple People Eater," per your recommendation.
- Kurt Steinberg
27th September 2004 - 01:36:09 AM
10059 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond's guestbook has really queered up recently. I just got back from a little vacation to Key West - I made sure to stop at a few of the infamous gloryholes in the gas station bathrooms around the city. I also stopped by a couple spas down there and participated in several all-male orgies while watching the DVD for the second season of SBTB - I took three dumps in the spa water and my new friend Bruce wore an afro wig and Zubaz pants while gobbling them down. Anyway, it's good to see that like-minded homosexuals are flocking here. I must say that Ox's posts are works of erotic genius - my wang is sore from all the stroking I've been doing while reading those posts!
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd September 2004 - 09:21:02 AM
9997 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I can't believe that nearly 10,000 messages have been posted here. Speaking of that number, I've probably lost a good 10,000 loads masturbating while reading the queer fantasies posted here.
- Kurt Steinberg
20th September 2004 - 01:23:20 AM
9959 : Kurt Steinberg
Marcia, DO NOT POST HERE UNDER MY NAME! Your off-topic non-queer rants should be taken elsewhere. None of the homosexual regulars toss off to any of your postings! This is a queers-only guestbook! If you aren't a guy who wants to warm up Diamond's nose of a chilly winter day by sitting naked with his nose lodged in your butt crack and dropping ass, then you should probably post elsewhere.
- Kurt Steinberg
13th September 2004 - 02:09:13 AM
9891 : Kurt Steinberg
Princess Peussie (message 9886), why are you still here? You've never once posted anything funny or even arousingly homo-erotic! Your rants have nothing to do with queer Dustin Diamond-related fantasies. We all know that this webpage was set up to allow Diamond's queer fans to exchange gay fantasies about him and the other cast members - this website has caused thousands of homosexual men to lose their loads over the past 3 years!
Please leave and don't come back until you've turned full-blown Liberace gay!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th September 2004 - 01:08:11 AM
9863 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is your band's first music video coming out? Will Mr. Belding be in the video with you? I think it would be nice if you included him. I also think it would be cool if Mr. Belding blew his load in your neatly trimmed beard 5 minutes before you begin the filming of the video! Seeing his man chowder in your little beard as you dance around in the music video would be so erotic!
- Kurt Steinberg
08th September 2004 - 12:29:52 AM
9827 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, I'm glad I'm not the only queer poster who enjoys meeting other dudes next to the dumpsters behind gas stations, bars, grocery stores, etc.! I usually have unprotected buttsex with a dude whose name I don't even know within 30 seconds of meeting him by the dumpster! Even though I don't know the name of the dude I'm assslamming, I call him "Diamond" and tell him to call me "Mr. Belding." Does anyone else play homosexual Saved By The Bell roleplaying games????
- Kurt Steinberg
06th September 2004 - 03:39:52 PM
9813 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
You remind me of a gay Jack Nicklaus. How is your golf game? Do you like to putt from the rough? Can I see your putter? Have you ever shot 69 for a round? Do you like it when other guys hit your balls with 9-irons? Please meet me back by the dumpster behind the clubhouse for manly love!
- Kurt Steinberg
06th September 2004 - 10:35:46 AM
9810 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, I agree with you 100% - political posts do not belong here! This board is for sharing gay Dustin Diamond-related fantasies only! If you aren't a dude who wants to rub Diamond's grotesquely large nose up and down your smelly asscrack, you should probably stop posting here! This is a queers-only guestbook!
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd September 2004 - 08:12:22 PM
9768 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, you weren't the only one who missed this guestbook while it was down. Luckily, however, google caches pages from Diamond's guestbook, so I was still able to find some good spank material. I was able to lose multiple loads while reading old "Remember when..." posts.
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd September 2004 - 01:02:53 AM
9760 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please do not take your website down again! Can't you pay your web hosting bills? I don't understand why you didn't save your big payout from Celebrity Boxing II when you beat up that 125 lb, 50 year-old man. Borrow money from Dennis Haskin if you have to. Please don't disappoint your queer fans again!
- Kurt Steinberg
16th August 2004 - 11:08:10 PM
9730 : Kurt Steinberg
Ox, Gay Zack, Lustin for Dustin, keep up the good work! You've really queered up this website recently. I've already lost several loads this evening while reading the gay fantasies! I also enjoyed the story about the guy who wanted to take an HIV+ shit on Screech!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th August 2004 - 10:10:01 PM
9632 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I noticed that your Celebrity Boxing show is going to be replayed on Fox this Thursday evening. It will be so erotic! I'm getting really hard think about you smacking around Horshack! I'm going to invite over a couple dudes I just met at a gas station bathroom to watch the show at my place! We'll toss much salad and lose many loads when you're on! Thanks buddy!
- Kurt Steinberg
08th August 2004 - 04:14:59 PM
9538 : Kurt Steinberg
Ugoff, let's hook up for a hot lunch! I will sit on your face and drop ass, and then I shit in your mouth and all over your chest. Finally, I'll piss my name onto your excrement-covered chest!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th August 2004 - 10:41:56 PM
9457 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, it's nice to see that this guestbook has really queered up lately. Keep up the good work. By the way, what ever happened to Ham Span? He used to post some extremely erotic gay fantasies!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th August 2004 - 12:22:34 AM
9420 : Kurt Steinberg
Twyla 16, how dare you accuse me of being a 40-year old loser. You ought to go shampoo my crotch (do it after I've have unprotected butt-sex with a dude I just met in the second bathroom stall at the local gas station)! Just because I masturbate 24x7 while reading gay fantasies about Diamond posted here doesn't mean I'm a loser; it just means I'm a big queer fan of his!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
01st August 2004 - 10:45:37 PM
9357 : Kurt Steinberg
Twyla 16, why are you still here? This is a message board for gay fans of Dustin Diamond and Saved By The Bell. Queers come here looking for gay fanatasies to read while masturbating. In fact, my computer creen is currently coated with many, many loads lost while reading fanatsies posted here. However, your messages unnecessarily clog this message board, making it more difficult to find erotic material. I beg you, please leave and never return. This is a queers-only (MALE queers, that is) message board!
- Kurt Steinberg
26th July 2004 - 09:09:11 PM
9187 : Kurt Steinberg
Sick boy and Twyla, what is your problem? Only QUEER DUSTIN DIAMOND-RELATED fantasies should be posted here. Messages on any other topic should be posted at www.savedbythebellnow.com instead of here. This board has become far too heterosexual and lame - Diamond, please queer it back up!
If you don't want a piece of Diamond's male whisker biscuit, you should probably stop posting here.
- Kurt Steinberg
26th July 2004 - 12:57:15 AM
9154 : Kurt Steinberg
SBEEZ, TWYLA 16, Sick Boy, and PRINCESS PEUSSIE, please stop posting here or Diamond's webmaster will be forced to delete your posts. The subject matter of your posts do not pertain to Dustin Diamond-related queer fantasies and therefore violate the TOS of this website.
As you should know this is primarily a queers-only message board. It was set up to allow Diamond's queer fans to exchange homosexual fantasies about our icon, Diamond! Please be respectful of the queers who come here looking for masturbatory material - your posts do not give anyone wood and therefore unnecessarily clutter this message board, making it harder for Diamond's gay fans to find homosexual fantasies to coax sperm out of their nut-sacks!!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th July 2004 - 02:41:12 PM
9135 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please contact me for a hot lunch. I'll fill you up nice and good. For dessert, I'll start out giving you a warm pair of Arabian Goggles, and then I'll be sure to convert them to "Indian Goggles" by leaving a nice dark "shit dot" on your forehead!
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd July 2004 - 10:27:26 PM
9066 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, where are you going to lodge Mr. Potato Head?????
http://www.mrwoofus.com/pics/screechandspud.jpg
- Kurt Steinberg
20th July 2004 - 11:08:26 PM
8996 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, are you ever going to act in a "Saved By The Bell" big screen movie? I think you should - you're sitting on a goldmine! Will there be a hot shower scene between you and Mr. Belding? I think it would be really erotic if you gave your tight young buttocks to him for his selfish pleasure in the Bayside locker room!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
19th July 2004 - 10:49:19 PM
8958 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this message board has been pretty shitty lately. Please clean it up. It's becoming harder and harder to find gay fantasies to read while cracking one off.
Nobody wants to read hip-hop messages or Hollywood stories. Instead, I must reiterate what I have said countless times before - your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually! However, this board has lately become cluttered with off-topic messages.
Diamond, if you clean up this board immediately, I promise I'll give you a nice, warm pair of Indian Goggles after eating some tacos - I'll be sure to leave a dark "shit dot" in the middle of your forehead!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
19th July 2004 - 08:14:03 PM
8950 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I learned another move last weekend at a gas station bathroom that's spreading through the homosexual community! It's called an "Afterblow." Basically, you need to suck me off until I blow my load on your face. Then I'll drop ass in your face, 3 inches from your nose! That's the move! Are you game?
- Kurt Steinberg
17th July 2004 - 12:29:35 AM
8866 : Kurt Steinberg
Nice work, barf (message 8865)! The off-topic posts have to stop. As I have said many times before, this messages baord is intended only for Diamond's fans to:
(1) tell Diamond how much he sucks;
(2) exhange queer fantasies involving Diamond and/or other Saved By The Bell characters;
(3) schedule gay sex with Diamond; and
(4) comment on Diamond's sexy neatly trimmed beard or shaved nutsack.
All other posts will be deleted!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th July 2004 - 11:42:03 PM
8810 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this move is called "Indian goggles"!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th July 2004 - 11:36:37 PM
8809 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I learned a fun new homosexual move last night at my local gay bar! It's a twist on the "Arabian Goggle" move! First, I'll need eat some greasy tacos and then take a huge dump. Next, I'll get off the toilet without wiping my ass and then I'll sit on your face and drop my nuts onto your eyelids (maybe I'll drop ass, to mix things up)! When I get up, you'll have a brown dot on your forehead, just like and Indian woman!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th July 2004 - 12:58:06 AM
8794 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this webpage has really queered up recently! When is your new movie, "The Thirteenth Grade" coming out to theatres?
- Kurt Steinberg
13th July 2004 - 12:12:29 AM
8676 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this website? There's a lot of queer fantasies here, but hardly any of the recent ones involve Diamond! What's the deal????
- Kurt Steinberg
10815 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco, I also had a great experience at my polling station yesterday. I ran into some Kerry supporters dressed as Screech and Mr. Belding before I walked in and I told them I was still undecided, but that I might be willing to vote for their man if they could "convince" me to do so. Well, one thing led to another until I was standing in the voting booth simultaneously giving a golden shower to the Screech while the Belding tossed my salad. It was awesome! The best part is that I pulled a fast one on them and voted for Bush anyway! After I walked out and walked past a dumpster I saw a dude who was wearing a Ralph Nader mask getting buttslammed next to a smelly dumpster.
- Kurt Steinberg
31st October 2004 - 10:19:06 PM
10731 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, is it true that your mouth has more "semen" than a battleship?
31st October 2004 - 09:59:41 PM
10730 : Kurt Steinberg
Nice try but no cigar, Puessie. Nobody believed that your b.s. post was from me!
Why do you persist in posting here? None of your posts are homoerotic or even funny, yet you continue to post long messages here all the time.
By the way, I checked out your yahoo message group and discovered that it totally sucks. Are there really other weirdoes out there who actually worship your posts? That's frightening!
Maybe you should post your tripe over at Diamond's band's website - www.saltythepocketknife.com. Perhaps Diamond will enjoy your retarded posts! But please do Diamond's gay fans a favor and leave dustindiamond.com immediately!
- Kurt Steinberg
27th October 2004 - 12:05:05 AM
10602 : Kurt Steinberg
BMX, leave and don't return. This is a queers-only guestbook! This guestbook was set up to allow Diamond's homosexual fans to (a) exchange gay fantasies about him; (b) tell him how much he sucks; and (c) schedule gay sex. Since your posts don't relate to any of these topics, you should probably leave and don't come back!
Does anyone know what Diamond is up to now? Is his band going to release a new album soon?
- Kurt Steinberg
26th October 2004 - 12:19:05 AM
10576 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, please contact me for a hot lunch! I will piss in your eyes, fart on your head and then drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on your face!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th October 2004 - 12:58:11 AM
10552 : Kurt Steinberg
Peuissie, leave and do not return!
Check out this webpage I found: http://user.mc.net/~thrifty6/tsj.htm
(Scroll down the page and look at the picture at the bottom - I almost fell out of my chair laughing!)
- Kurt Steinberg
16th October 2004 - 12:07:46 PM
10398 : Kurt Steinberg
10391, I agree with you. Message to all: if you don't fantasize about using Diamond's lips as a toilet seat or at least watching him and Mr. Belding get it on, then you should probably stop posting here!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th October 2004 - 01:31:50 AM
10377 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, it's been awhile since I posted in Diamond's guestbook. I'm glad that a dumpster circuit is alive and thriving! I thought I was the only queer Diamond fan who liked getting sucked off next to dumpsters in alleys behind gay bars! You guys should also check out some highway rest areas! They are also overrun with cum-guzzling queers - I often stop and get sucked off by a couple dudes I just met whose names I don't even know!
- Kurt Steinberg
05th October 2004 - 01:34:46 AM
10167 : Kurt Steinberg
george (10166), thanks for stopping by and posting! You sound really hot. Hey, I have a great idea- let's get together and watched Saved By The Bell DVDs together and touch each other in a homo-erotic manner. I will turn you into my own personal "pin cushion," except I won't stick you with little pins, if you know what I mean! I've got something way better! Afterwards, maybe be can have a little scat party in honor of Screech!
29th September 2004 - 12:37:19 AM
10093 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, nice work with the Amazon.com reviews. I can't believe those slipped past their censors! I lost a load while reading them. I'll have to rent the "Purple People Eater," per your recommendation.
- Kurt Steinberg
27th September 2004 - 01:36:09 AM
10059 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond's guestbook has really queered up recently. I just got back from a little vacation to Key West - I made sure to stop at a few of the infamous gloryholes in the gas station bathrooms around the city. I also stopped by a couple spas down there and participated in several all-male orgies while watching the DVD for the second season of SBTB - I took three dumps in the spa water and my new friend Bruce wore an afro wig and Zubaz pants while gobbling them down. Anyway, it's good to see that like-minded homosexuals are flocking here. I must say that Ox's posts are works of erotic genius - my wang is sore from all the stroking I've been doing while reading those posts!
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd September 2004 - 09:21:02 AM
9997 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I can't believe that nearly 10,000 messages have been posted here. Speaking of that number, I've probably lost a good 10,000 loads masturbating while reading the queer fantasies posted here.
- Kurt Steinberg
20th September 2004 - 01:23:20 AM
9959 : Kurt Steinberg
Marcia, DO NOT POST HERE UNDER MY NAME! Your off-topic non-queer rants should be taken elsewhere. None of the homosexual regulars toss off to any of your postings! This is a queers-only guestbook! If you aren't a guy who wants to warm up Diamond's nose of a chilly winter day by sitting naked with his nose lodged in your butt crack and dropping ass, then you should probably post elsewhere.
- Kurt Steinberg
13th September 2004 - 02:09:13 AM
9891 : Kurt Steinberg
Princess Peussie (message 9886), why are you still here? You've never once posted anything funny or even arousingly homo-erotic! Your rants have nothing to do with queer Dustin Diamond-related fantasies. We all know that this webpage was set up to allow Diamond's queer fans to exchange gay fantasies about him and the other cast members - this website has caused thousands of homosexual men to lose their loads over the past 3 years!
Please leave and don't come back until you've turned full-blown Liberace gay!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th September 2004 - 01:08:11 AM
9863 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is your band's first music video coming out? Will Mr. Belding be in the video with you? I think it would be nice if you included him. I also think it would be cool if Mr. Belding blew his load in your neatly trimmed beard 5 minutes before you begin the filming of the video! Seeing his man chowder in your little beard as you dance around in the music video would be so erotic!
- Kurt Steinberg
08th September 2004 - 12:29:52 AM
9827 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, I'm glad I'm not the only queer poster who enjoys meeting other dudes next to the dumpsters behind gas stations, bars, grocery stores, etc.! I usually have unprotected buttsex with a dude whose name I don't even know within 30 seconds of meeting him by the dumpster! Even though I don't know the name of the dude I'm assslamming, I call him "Diamond" and tell him to call me "Mr. Belding." Does anyone else play homosexual Saved By The Bell roleplaying games????
- Kurt Steinberg
06th September 2004 - 03:39:52 PM
9813 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
You remind me of a gay Jack Nicklaus. How is your golf game? Do you like to putt from the rough? Can I see your putter? Have you ever shot 69 for a round? Do you like it when other guys hit your balls with 9-irons? Please meet me back by the dumpster behind the clubhouse for manly love!
- Kurt Steinberg
06th September 2004 - 10:35:46 AM
9810 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, I agree with you 100% - political posts do not belong here! This board is for sharing gay Dustin Diamond-related fantasies only! If you aren't a dude who wants to rub Diamond's grotesquely large nose up and down your smelly asscrack, you should probably stop posting here! This is a queers-only guestbook!
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd September 2004 - 08:12:22 PM
9768 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, you weren't the only one who missed this guestbook while it was down. Luckily, however, google caches pages from Diamond's guestbook, so I was still able to find some good spank material. I was able to lose multiple loads while reading old "Remember when..." posts.
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd September 2004 - 01:02:53 AM
9760 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please do not take your website down again! Can't you pay your web hosting bills? I don't understand why you didn't save your big payout from Celebrity Boxing II when you beat up that 125 lb, 50 year-old man. Borrow money from Dennis Haskin if you have to. Please don't disappoint your queer fans again!
- Kurt Steinberg
16th August 2004 - 11:08:10 PM
9730 : Kurt Steinberg
Ox, Gay Zack, Lustin for Dustin, keep up the good work! You've really queered up this website recently. I've already lost several loads this evening while reading the gay fantasies! I also enjoyed the story about the guy who wanted to take an HIV+ shit on Screech!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th August 2004 - 10:10:01 PM
9632 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I noticed that your Celebrity Boxing show is going to be replayed on Fox this Thursday evening. It will be so erotic! I'm getting really hard think about you smacking around Horshack! I'm going to invite over a couple dudes I just met at a gas station bathroom to watch the show at my place! We'll toss much salad and lose many loads when you're on! Thanks buddy!
- Kurt Steinberg
08th August 2004 - 04:14:59 PM
9538 : Kurt Steinberg
Ugoff, let's hook up for a hot lunch! I will sit on your face and drop ass, and then I shit in your mouth and all over your chest. Finally, I'll piss my name onto your excrement-covered chest!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th August 2004 - 10:41:56 PM
9457 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, it's nice to see that this guestbook has really queered up lately. Keep up the good work. By the way, what ever happened to Ham Span? He used to post some extremely erotic gay fantasies!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th August 2004 - 12:22:34 AM
9420 : Kurt Steinberg
Twyla 16, how dare you accuse me of being a 40-year old loser. You ought to go shampoo my crotch (do it after I've have unprotected butt-sex with a dude I just met in the second bathroom stall at the local gas station)! Just because I masturbate 24x7 while reading gay fantasies about Diamond posted here doesn't mean I'm a loser; it just means I'm a big queer fan of his!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
01st August 2004 - 10:45:37 PM
9357 : Kurt Steinberg
Twyla 16, why are you still here? This is a message board for gay fans of Dustin Diamond and Saved By The Bell. Queers come here looking for gay fanatasies to read while masturbating. In fact, my computer creen is currently coated with many, many loads lost while reading fanatsies posted here. However, your messages unnecessarily clog this message board, making it more difficult to find erotic material. I beg you, please leave and never return. This is a queers-only (MALE queers, that is) message board!
- Kurt Steinberg
26th July 2004 - 09:09:11 PM
9187 : Kurt Steinberg
Sick boy and Twyla, what is your problem? Only QUEER DUSTIN DIAMOND-RELATED fantasies should be posted here. Messages on any other topic should be posted at www.savedbythebellnow.com instead of here. This board has become far too heterosexual and lame - Diamond, please queer it back up!
If you don't want a piece of Diamond's male whisker biscuit, you should probably stop posting here.
- Kurt Steinberg
26th July 2004 - 12:57:15 AM
9154 : Kurt Steinberg
SBEEZ, TWYLA 16, Sick Boy, and PRINCESS PEUSSIE, please stop posting here or Diamond's webmaster will be forced to delete your posts. The subject matter of your posts do not pertain to Dustin Diamond-related queer fantasies and therefore violate the TOS of this website.
As you should know this is primarily a queers-only message board. It was set up to allow Diamond's queer fans to exchange homosexual fantasies about our icon, Diamond! Please be respectful of the queers who come here looking for masturbatory material - your posts do not give anyone wood and therefore unnecessarily clutter this message board, making it harder for Diamond's gay fans to find homosexual fantasies to coax sperm out of their nut-sacks!!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th July 2004 - 02:41:12 PM
9135 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please contact me for a hot lunch. I'll fill you up nice and good. For dessert, I'll start out giving you a warm pair of Arabian Goggles, and then I'll be sure to convert them to "Indian Goggles" by leaving a nice dark "shit dot" on your forehead!
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd July 2004 - 10:27:26 PM
9066 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, where are you going to lodge Mr. Potato Head?????
http://www.mrwoofus.com/pics/screechandspud.jpg
- Kurt Steinberg
20th July 2004 - 11:08:26 PM
8996 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, are you ever going to act in a "Saved By The Bell" big screen movie? I think you should - you're sitting on a goldmine! Will there be a hot shower scene between you and Mr. Belding? I think it would be really erotic if you gave your tight young buttocks to him for his selfish pleasure in the Bayside locker room!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
19th July 2004 - 10:49:19 PM
8958 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this message board has been pretty shitty lately. Please clean it up. It's becoming harder and harder to find gay fantasies to read while cracking one off.
Nobody wants to read hip-hop messages or Hollywood stories. Instead, I must reiterate what I have said countless times before - your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually! However, this board has lately become cluttered with off-topic messages.
Diamond, if you clean up this board immediately, I promise I'll give you a nice, warm pair of Indian Goggles after eating some tacos - I'll be sure to leave a dark "shit dot" in the middle of your forehead!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
19th July 2004 - 08:14:03 PM
8950 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I learned another move last weekend at a gas station bathroom that's spreading through the homosexual community! It's called an "Afterblow." Basically, you need to suck me off until I blow my load on your face. Then I'll drop ass in your face, 3 inches from your nose! That's the move! Are you game?
- Kurt Steinberg
17th July 2004 - 12:29:35 AM
8866 : Kurt Steinberg
Nice work, barf (message 8865)! The off-topic posts have to stop. As I have said many times before, this messages baord is intended only for Diamond's fans to:
(1) tell Diamond how much he sucks;
(2) exhange queer fantasies involving Diamond and/or other Saved By The Bell characters;
(3) schedule gay sex with Diamond; and
(4) comment on Diamond's sexy neatly trimmed beard or shaved nutsack.
All other posts will be deleted!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th July 2004 - 11:42:03 PM
8810 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this move is called "Indian goggles"!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th July 2004 - 11:36:37 PM
8809 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I learned a fun new homosexual move last night at my local gay bar! It's a twist on the "Arabian Goggle" move! First, I'll need eat some greasy tacos and then take a huge dump. Next, I'll get off the toilet without wiping my ass and then I'll sit on your face and drop my nuts onto your eyelids (maybe I'll drop ass, to mix things up)! When I get up, you'll have a brown dot on your forehead, just like and Indian woman!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th July 2004 - 12:58:06 AM
8794 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this webpage has really queered up recently! When is your new movie, "The Thirteenth Grade" coming out to theatres?
- Kurt Steinberg
13th July 2004 - 12:12:29 AM
8676 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this website? There's a lot of queer fantasies here, but hardly any of the recent ones involve Diamond! What's the deal????
- Kurt Steinberg
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Screech Comic Strips
Check out these Dustin Diamond comic strips I found at this website (click on each comic for a larger view):
Monday, April 17, 2006
Gay Spa Party
I was watching the 5th Season of Saved By The Bell the other day while jerking off. After I blew my load on my hand I slowly drifted off to sleep. I had a fantasy where I was in a spa with 5 other hot guys! We were all watching the "Murder Mystery" Saved By The Bell episode on a tv in view from the spa. One thing led to another and before I knew what had happened all 6 of us were intertwined in a homoerotic mishmash with crotches, legs, and arms pointing every which way. Within the next hour each of us had lost several loads of semen and pissed and shit in the spa! By the time we all got up and out of the spa, the water was cloudy and about 1/2 inch of shit coated the spa water! It was so hot. I hope that my spa fantasy becomes reality in the near future!!!
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 12)
09th July 2004 - 01:11:47 AM
8384 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please tell the fascists over at savedbythebellnow.com to stop editting the queer fantasies contributed by the homosexuals who frequent this board.
Twyla 16, please stop posting here. As both the guestbook moderator and I have said many times before, this is a queers-only board! Only male queers should post here. This webpage was set up to provide Diamond's queer fans with a forum for (a) exchanging gay fantasies involving Diamond; (b) telling Diamond how much he sucks; and (c) scheduling gay sex with Diamond. If your post doesn't relate to any of these things, the guestbook moderator will probably delete your message.
There are many Internet fan pages for Diamond, and they all have homosexual themes!
- Kurt Steinberg
07th July 2004 - 01:29:25 AM
8275 : Kurt Steinberg
Elliot, let's have "saved by the bell sex." (It's kind of like "make-up sex," except that it's between dudes and is extremely dirty.) Maybe Slater can join us and drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on your head while you peruse the SavedByTheBellNow.com message boards!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
30th June 2004 - 12:19:42 AM
8101 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you want to get together for hot manly love? I learned a new move last night at the local gas station bathroom - it's called the "walrus"!! It will give you much queer pleasure. First, you'll need to suck me off until I cum in your mouth. Then I will hold your mouth shut and jab you in the stomach while the load is still resting on your tongue!!! This will knock the wind out of you and cause the semen to come out your nose while you groan, creating the appearance of two tusks and a sound like a walrus!!! Let me know if you want me to try out this move with you.
- Kurt Steinberg
29th June 2004 - 12:30:58 AM
8074 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this board? It's become immensely popular among Diamond's queer fan base over the past few weeks! I don't post very much anymore - I've been hanging out in a local gas station bathroom having unprotected butt sex with other dudes whose names I don't even know! We like to role play - I put on a permed mullet wig and play "Slater," and the dude I'm ass-slamming wears an "white man's afro" wig and plays "Screech"!!! Yesterday I also dropped a Cleveland Steamer on a stranger dressed up as Belding!! It's been quite an erotic adventure!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th June 2004 - 12:27:15 AM
7991 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this website? The last time I posted here most of the messages were heterosexual and lame! But now they are erotically queer! In fact, I'd better cut this post short - I need to crack one off right now!!
- Kurt Steinberg
16th June 2004 - 10:07:36 AM
7742 : Kurt Steinberg
HappyGoLucky,
I haven't posted here recently because I found a new source of masturbation material! Check this out: http://www.hot92jamz.com/mornings.html
You can listen to Mario Lopez hosting a radio show. I like to tape the shows and then play them back in a loop while smacking around my ding-dong! You might want to do the same!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
07th June 2004 - 09:48:39 PM
7685 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, here's some new masturabtory fodder for you - http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=1637
It comes out on August 17th.
- Kurt Steinberg
31st May 2004 - 10:13:07 AM
7628 : Kurt Steinberg
J. Zanden, please post your gay fantasies in English only! Few, if any, of the regulars here can read Swedish.
- Kurt Steinberg
27th May 2004 - 04:55:11 PM
7576 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, maybe we should join forces to rid this board of Princess Puessie - that dude has never posted anything even remotely funny or arousing.
After Pricess Peussie is gone, I'll show you the teabagging move that you are always asking about. If you want, I can also give you a relaxing pair of Arabian Goggles.
- Kurt Steinberg
25th May 2004 - 09:26:43 PM
7561 :
Diamond, why do you think people make fun of you and post queer fantasies here? It's because of your career choices. The Screech character was an incredibly annoying dork. It was bad enough that you played that character during the original series. However, you chose to come back and play the character for another 6 or 7 years as Belding's assistant. What's amazing is that after playing Screech for over 10 years, now you can't understand why you've been typecast as a dork forever!
Also, from what I understand you tell people during your "comedy" shows that Zack and Slater were homos. Have you committed slander by saying that during your show?
25th May 2004 - 09:14:51 PM
7560 :
Diamond, everyone knows this is a parody website. Nobody here has (a) invaded your privacy; (b) defamed you; or (c) intentionally inflicted emotional distress upon you.
There's no doubt that you are a public figure. In your own brief filed with the ICANN arbitrator you certainly argue that you are. People are entitled to post social commentary here - it's an unmoderated, public forum. Based on the Hustler case, it's clear that nobody here has committed intentional infliction of emotional distress. Also, nobody here has defamed you - this website has not harmed your reputation at all because everyone knows it is a parody!
25th May 2004 - 08:56:51 PM
7559 :
Parody and Satire
Parody or satire is difficult to deal with, but if applied to a public figure is clearly protected by the First Amendment because the exaggeration or distortions of the truth are not intended to be taken as fact.
The case of Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Fallwell is an example. In that case, Hustler Magazine printed a fake advertisement that parodied a Campari Liquer advertising campaign. In the Hustler publication, the advertisement contained a make-believe interview with Jerry Falwell, founder of the Moral Majority and a television evangelist, in which he talked about his "first time" to experience sexual intercourse. The vulgar "recounting" of Falwell's "first sexual encounter" was set in an outhouse with him having sex with his mother. Falwell, a teetotaler, was also portrayed as being drunk.
Falwell was outraged by this caricature, so outraged, in fact, that he sued. His lawsuit for libel, invasion of privacy and intentional infliction of emotional distress went to trial. At the close of the evidence, the district court said that even if everything Falwell claimed were true there were no legal grounds upon which he could claim relief. The balance of the case was submitted to the jury, which returned a verdict for Falwell for intentional infliction of emotional distress, although the jury disallowed the libel claim.
On appeal, the Supreme Court heard the case on the First Amendment question of whether a state has authority to protect its citizens from the intentional infliction of emotional distress and whether a public figure may recover damages for his or her distress.
Specifically, the Chief Justice said the issue was whether a state may protect its citizens from patently offensive speech, and he said the First Amendment provided a safe haven for even that mode of speech. The Chief Justice reasoned that even though Falwell was not a public figure who held elective office, he was a public figure who had influence on public affairs and, as such, only had limited capacity to be distressed. The Chief Justice wrote that: "robust political debate encouraged by the First Amendment is bound to produce speech that is critical of those that hold public office or those public figures who are 'intimately involved in the resolution of important public questions or by reason of their fame, shape events in area of concern to society at large.'"
The Chief Justice ruled that even so outrageous a rogue, or impish rascal, depending on your point of view, as Larry Flynt is entitled to exercise his First Amendment freedoms in a manner best determined by Flynt, rather than being restricted by any state action.
25th May 2004 - 08:50:44 PM
7558 :
Diamond, have you ever heard of the U.S. Supreme Court case Hustler Magazine, Inc. et al. v. Jerry Falwell?
The U.S. Supreme Court held:
In order to protect the free flow of ideas and opinions on matters of public interest and concern, the First and Fourteenth Amendments prohibit public figures and public officials from recovering damages for the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress by reason of the publication of a caricature such as the ad parody at issue without showing in addition that the publication contains a false statement of fact which was made with "actual malice," i.e., with knowledge that the statement was false or with reckless disregard as to whether or not it was true. The State's interest in protecting public figures from emotional distress is not sufficient to deny First Amendment protection to speech that is patently offensive and is intended to inflict emotional injury when that speech could not reasonably have been interpreted as stating actual facts about the public figure involved. Here, respondent is clearly a "public figure" for First Amendment purposes, and the lower courts' finding that the ad parody was not reasonably believable must be accepted. "Outrageousness" [47] in the area of political and social discourse has an inherent subjectiveness about it which would allow a jury to impose liability on the basis of the jurors' tastes or views, or perhaps on the basis of their dislike of a particular _________________expression, and cannot, consistently with the First Amendment, form a basis for the award of damages for conduct such as that involved here. Pp. 50-57
http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/avp/cas/comm/free_speech/hustler.html
25th May 2004 - 08:37:03 PM
7557 : Kurt Steinberg
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
- Kurt Steinberg
09th May 2004 - 08:55:27 PM
7417 : Kurt Steinberg
Mr. Diamond,
This will be my last post here as I do feel sorry for you. However, I can assure you that I have not violated any laws or damaged your career in any way. I have never once posted any lies about you - I only posted questions and I never posted anything derogatory about your band on this website. I also never posted anything on your band's website and I never would.
I should point out that nobody takes this website seriously. Nobody really thinks you are gay. As the arbitrator stated in the ICANN decision, this is clearly a parody website and nobody seriously believes that you are affiliated with this website. If anything, this website actually helps your career because people post things about what you are currently doing. People who would have never heard of your chess videos or band before now know about it because of what other people have posted here.
Good luck to you Mr. Diamond. Godspeed Screech.
09th May 2004 - 08:04:20 PM
7415 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please post some of your own queer fantasies in this guestbook. Your gay fans all post their perverted thoughts, you should reciprocate! Also, which fantasies are your favorite? Do you like the ones involving Balding manhandling you?
I personally like this fantasy involving you, Mr. Belding, and Mr. Belding's brother, Rod: http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html?displayBegin=6356
- Kurt Steinberg
09th May 2004 - 01:55:40 PM
7412 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you remember the group of nerds at Baysdide who looked up to you? One of them had huge glasses and a big "white man's afro" just like you!!! Did you ever have sex with him? Did Belding ever watch and videotape the encounters? If so, can I buy a copy?
- Kurt Steinberg
08th May 2004 - 04:37:13 PM
7402 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, here's another verse to add to your poem:
Let's meet up today
So that I can spray
My diarrhea on your head
And then put you to bed
- Kurt Steinberg
07th May 2004 - 11:11:48 PM
7396 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
Let's hook up for queer sex!!! I recently learned a new gay sex move - it's called the "Angry Pirate"!!!! You need to get on you knees and suck me off. When I'm about to blow my load, I'll pull out and squirt my load in one of your eyes and then I'll kick you in the shin!!! You'll probably then chase after me, limping around seeing out of only one eye, just like a pirate!!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
06th May 2004 - 11:51:34 PM
7385 : Kurt Steinberg
It's heartening to see that this guestbook has really queered up over the past few days. Keep up the good work, fellow homosexuals!!! However, I'm a little disappointed that "N" (message 7378) posted a long pointless message. What does the alleged New World Order have to do with queer Diamond- and SBTB-related fantasies??? Nothing!!! Someone needs to beat him over the head with a penis and fart in his mouth!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
06th May 2004 - 10:03:42 AM
7376 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, have you ever seen those magicians who inhale lighter fluid and then spit it out next to a match, igniting a fireball? I have a new twist on that trick that I'd like to test out with you!!! To test this out, I'll need eat some Mexican food and then get naked and fart directly into your mouth!! Then you can exhale my ass gas next to a match, igniting it!!! Do you want to try this out with me??????
- Kurt Steinberg
05th May 2004 - 11:33:42 PM
7369 : Kurt Steinberg
Leaky Ass Queer and Chachi, I don't intend to post queer messages on Diamond's band's website, and I don't think you should either. You need to remember that this guestbook is a "free speech forum," but Diamond's band's website is not - so Diamond's band's webmaster will probably delete all queer messages posted over there. Actually, maybe the webmaster will save the queer fantasies to an internal Intranet that is not publicly accessable, so Diamond will have all the queer fantasies to himself, which would be completely unacceptable!!!
There are also additional reasons why I won't post there that I don't want to get into now.
Chachi, you also need to remember that this guestbook was created to provide Diamond's queer fans will a centralized location for Saved By The Bell gay fantasies. When I need to masturbate, I want to quickly find my Diamond-related queer fantasies - I don't want to have to go to a bunch of different websites to find them!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
05th May 2004 - 01:42:31 AM
7353 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, I found some good queer spanking material for you - http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw101.shtml
You should contact him and ask him to teabag you and give you a heavy pair of Arabian goggles!
- Kurt Steinberg
05th May 2004 - 01:29:21 AM
7351 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
I have newfound respect for you after reading this article: http://www.perfectpitchonline.com/v02i02/dustin_diamond.php
It sounds like Horshack is a little bitch!!!
Even though I give you "props," I still want to take a dump into your mouth, for your pleasure!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd May 2004 - 10:50:05 PM
7336 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I still want to drop my nuts on your eyes to give you "Arabian goggles." However, when I was at my local gay bar getting sucked off in a bathroom stall last weekend, I was told about a new twist to the "Arabian goggles" move. I want you to come over and test the move with me!!! I still want drop my nuts on your eyelids, but I'm going to position my ass directly above your mouth and drop some nasty ass - this move is called the "Arabian sandstorm"!!!!!!!! Afterward, I'll give you a hot lunch!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd May 2004 - 12:15:17 AM
7318 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please clean up your guestbook - there are many messages posted here which have nothing to do with queer fantasies! Please remind the posters that this is a queers-only message board!
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd May 2004 - 02:27:13 PM
7315 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
I just watched the "Murder Mystery" episode on the new DVD with your commentary tracks - did it really hurt when Jessie slapped you hard? That gave me an idea - have you ever received a "mushroom tattoo" from some dude? We need to hook up and I'll smack you in the face with my ding-dong, leaving the imprint on my wang on you for all to see!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
01st May 2004 - 05:39:32 PM
7301 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when..." guy, please post more queer recaps! Do you remember the robot that Screech had during the early years of SBTB? I think it would be funny if you did a recap where he thought that Belding was anally penetrating him, only to turn on the light and realize that it was his robot the whole time!
- Kurt Steinberg
01st May 2004 - 01:21:46 PM
7296 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I did not post message 7293. All of the homosexuals who post here know that there's no way you'd ever wash tits for a living!
We need to have a Mexican-themed queer party - I'll put my beef in your male taco and then drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on you head.
- Kurt Steinberg
30th April 2004 - 09:29:58 PM
7289 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you wash cars for a living now that your music career seems pretty much over? Have you ever put your thumb over the end of the hose when the water is turned on? If you have, then you must have noticed that the water sprays in every direction. I did that the other day and got a great queer idea! We need to hook up - I'll eat 4 burritoes from Taco Bell along with 3 Ex-Laxes. Then, I'll get naked, position myself 6 inches from your head, and then let loose!!! My watery diarrhea will spray out of my ass and completely coat your head with excrement!!! I'll bet your getting hard just reading this queer fantasy!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
30th April 2004 - 02:02:08 AM
7275 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I'm glad that your website has really "queered up" recently! Greg (message 7266), that's a great perverted idea! It's hard not to Diamond and excrement - they just mix perfectly, kind of like peanut butter and jelly!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
30th April 2004 - 12:38:59 AM
7274 : Kurt Steinberg
Message 7272, great link! Even the Iraqis think Diamond is queer!!!!!!!!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th April 2004 - 12:49:39 AM
7260 : Kurt Steinberg
Bert, how dare you post disgusting pictures of women in thong bikinis! Yuck! Pictures of those firm, toned, luscious female asses do not belong in a queer Dustin Diamond guestbook!
Rimmer, thanks for the link to the Diamond picture! There's only one reason why anyone would purchase that picture - as a target for shooting one's load!
- Kurt Steinberg
P.S. I love http://www.ytmnd.com/
28th April 2004 - 12:45:33 AM
7247 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please link some current pictures to your guestbook so that your gay fans can have some new masturbation material! Your neatly trimmed beard always give me "lift-off," if you know what I mean! I'd really like for you to rub your little beard and stubble all over my nut-sack!!! I also have a question for you - do you like bathing in hot tubs and/or spas with a bunch of other dudes? Do you like it when one of those dudes takes a huge dump and feces are floating in the water???? Inquiring minds want to know!
- Kurt Steinberg
26th April 2004 - 10:45:41 PM
7232 : Kurt Steinberg
Fagbusters, nice work on cleaning up the board. There's simply no excuse for posting heterosexual links to a queer Dustin Diamond webpage!!!
"Spa owner" (message 7215), where is your spa located? I think Diamond would like to partake in a spa orgy, especially if there's a few "floaters" in the spa water!
Goldberg, how about creating a queer Belding webpage? The queers who post here would undoubtedly also queer up a Belding webpage!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th April 2004 - 12:41:47 PM
7208 : Kurt Steinberg
Hiroshi Fujiyama, why are you posting communist propaganda on a queer Dustin Diamond fan page??? You're a total cocksucker, and I want to have perverted gay sex with you! First, I'll eat some burritoes and then spray warm, watery diarrhea all over your head. Then I will piss all over your head and do you in poop-chute. Finally, I'll lodge Diamond's chess pieces and his chess video up your cornhole!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th April 2004 - 01:09:26 AM
7199 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I found this T-shirt with your picture: http://www.80stees.com/products/Saved_by_the_Bell_Ladies_Man_t-shirt.asp
Awesome shirt - it gave me a woodrow! When are you going to start selling underwear on which your picture is imprinted???? If I were to sleep in G-string underwear with a picture of you and your neatly trimmed beard, when I were to awaken, my underwear and bedsheets would undoubtedly be soaked with several loads of man juice!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd April 2004 - 03:46:35 PM
7190 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg,
I saw your press release - it's too bad that the Wall Street Journal didn't get it off the news wires and print it - http://www.prweb.com/releases/2004/4/prweb118385.htm
I think it would have been funnier if you included one of my posts where I said I wanted to take a dump on Diamond's head!
- Kurt Steinberg
21st April 2004 - 10:17:16 PM
7176 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up for queer sex. I want to do you from behind and give you a "Jersey Turnpike"!!! You'll love it, you sick fecal-mucher!!!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jersey+Turnpike&b=1
- Kurt Steinberg
21st April 2004 - 12:40:10 AM
7166 : Kurt Steinberg
Someone (message 7163), what do you think this is? It's a Dustin Diamond webpage dedicated to Diamond's many, many, many, many, many queer fans!!! People come here to exchange homosexual fantasies about Diamond and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang! In fact, if you haven't touched yourself in the last 24 hours while thinking impure thoughts about Diamond, then you probably shouldn't post here anymore - instead, you should post on a heterosexual Dustin Diamond webpage. This is primarily a queers-only forum!
- Kurt Steinberg
8384 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please tell the fascists over at savedbythebellnow.com to stop editting the queer fantasies contributed by the homosexuals who frequent this board.
Twyla 16, please stop posting here. As both the guestbook moderator and I have said many times before, this is a queers-only board! Only male queers should post here. This webpage was set up to provide Diamond's queer fans with a forum for (a) exchanging gay fantasies involving Diamond; (b) telling Diamond how much he sucks; and (c) scheduling gay sex with Diamond. If your post doesn't relate to any of these things, the guestbook moderator will probably delete your message.
There are many Internet fan pages for Diamond, and they all have homosexual themes!
- Kurt Steinberg
07th July 2004 - 01:29:25 AM
8275 : Kurt Steinberg
Elliot, let's have "saved by the bell sex." (It's kind of like "make-up sex," except that it's between dudes and is extremely dirty.) Maybe Slater can join us and drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on your head while you peruse the SavedByTheBellNow.com message boards!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
30th June 2004 - 12:19:42 AM
8101 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you want to get together for hot manly love? I learned a new move last night at the local gas station bathroom - it's called the "walrus"!! It will give you much queer pleasure. First, you'll need to suck me off until I cum in your mouth. Then I will hold your mouth shut and jab you in the stomach while the load is still resting on your tongue!!! This will knock the wind out of you and cause the semen to come out your nose while you groan, creating the appearance of two tusks and a sound like a walrus!!! Let me know if you want me to try out this move with you.
- Kurt Steinberg
29th June 2004 - 12:30:58 AM
8074 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this board? It's become immensely popular among Diamond's queer fan base over the past few weeks! I don't post very much anymore - I've been hanging out in a local gas station bathroom having unprotected butt sex with other dudes whose names I don't even know! We like to role play - I put on a permed mullet wig and play "Slater," and the dude I'm ass-slamming wears an "white man's afro" wig and plays "Screech"!!! Yesterday I also dropped a Cleveland Steamer on a stranger dressed up as Belding!! It's been quite an erotic adventure!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th June 2004 - 12:27:15 AM
7991 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this website? The last time I posted here most of the messages were heterosexual and lame! But now they are erotically queer! In fact, I'd better cut this post short - I need to crack one off right now!!
- Kurt Steinberg
16th June 2004 - 10:07:36 AM
7742 : Kurt Steinberg
HappyGoLucky,
I haven't posted here recently because I found a new source of masturbation material! Check this out: http://www.hot92jamz.com/mornings.html
You can listen to Mario Lopez hosting a radio show. I like to tape the shows and then play them back in a loop while smacking around my ding-dong! You might want to do the same!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
07th June 2004 - 09:48:39 PM
7685 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, here's some new masturabtory fodder for you - http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=1637
It comes out on August 17th.
- Kurt Steinberg
31st May 2004 - 10:13:07 AM
7628 : Kurt Steinberg
J. Zanden, please post your gay fantasies in English only! Few, if any, of the regulars here can read Swedish.
- Kurt Steinberg
27th May 2004 - 04:55:11 PM
7576 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, maybe we should join forces to rid this board of Princess Puessie - that dude has never posted anything even remotely funny or arousing.
After Pricess Peussie is gone, I'll show you the teabagging move that you are always asking about. If you want, I can also give you a relaxing pair of Arabian Goggles.
- Kurt Steinberg
25th May 2004 - 09:26:43 PM
7561 :
Diamond, why do you think people make fun of you and post queer fantasies here? It's because of your career choices. The Screech character was an incredibly annoying dork. It was bad enough that you played that character during the original series. However, you chose to come back and play the character for another 6 or 7 years as Belding's assistant. What's amazing is that after playing Screech for over 10 years, now you can't understand why you've been typecast as a dork forever!
Also, from what I understand you tell people during your "comedy" shows that Zack and Slater were homos. Have you committed slander by saying that during your show?
25th May 2004 - 09:14:51 PM
7560 :
Diamond, everyone knows this is a parody website. Nobody here has (a) invaded your privacy; (b) defamed you; or (c) intentionally inflicted emotional distress upon you.
There's no doubt that you are a public figure. In your own brief filed with the ICANN arbitrator you certainly argue that you are. People are entitled to post social commentary here - it's an unmoderated, public forum. Based on the Hustler case, it's clear that nobody here has committed intentional infliction of emotional distress. Also, nobody here has defamed you - this website has not harmed your reputation at all because everyone knows it is a parody!
25th May 2004 - 08:56:51 PM
7559 :
Parody and Satire
Parody or satire is difficult to deal with, but if applied to a public figure is clearly protected by the First Amendment because the exaggeration or distortions of the truth are not intended to be taken as fact.
The case of Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Fallwell is an example. In that case, Hustler Magazine printed a fake advertisement that parodied a Campari Liquer advertising campaign. In the Hustler publication, the advertisement contained a make-believe interview with Jerry Falwell, founder of the Moral Majority and a television evangelist, in which he talked about his "first time" to experience sexual intercourse. The vulgar "recounting" of Falwell's "first sexual encounter" was set in an outhouse with him having sex with his mother. Falwell, a teetotaler, was also portrayed as being drunk.
Falwell was outraged by this caricature, so outraged, in fact, that he sued. His lawsuit for libel, invasion of privacy and intentional infliction of emotional distress went to trial. At the close of the evidence, the district court said that even if everything Falwell claimed were true there were no legal grounds upon which he could claim relief. The balance of the case was submitted to the jury, which returned a verdict for Falwell for intentional infliction of emotional distress, although the jury disallowed the libel claim.
On appeal, the Supreme Court heard the case on the First Amendment question of whether a state has authority to protect its citizens from the intentional infliction of emotional distress and whether a public figure may recover damages for his or her distress.
Specifically, the Chief Justice said the issue was whether a state may protect its citizens from patently offensive speech, and he said the First Amendment provided a safe haven for even that mode of speech. The Chief Justice reasoned that even though Falwell was not a public figure who held elective office, he was a public figure who had influence on public affairs and, as such, only had limited capacity to be distressed. The Chief Justice wrote that: "robust political debate encouraged by the First Amendment is bound to produce speech that is critical of those that hold public office or those public figures who are 'intimately involved in the resolution of important public questions or by reason of their fame, shape events in area of concern to society at large.'"
The Chief Justice ruled that even so outrageous a rogue, or impish rascal, depending on your point of view, as Larry Flynt is entitled to exercise his First Amendment freedoms in a manner best determined by Flynt, rather than being restricted by any state action.
25th May 2004 - 08:50:44 PM
7558 :
Diamond, have you ever heard of the U.S. Supreme Court case Hustler Magazine, Inc. et al. v. Jerry Falwell?
The U.S. Supreme Court held:
In order to protect the free flow of ideas and opinions on matters of public interest and concern, the First and Fourteenth Amendments prohibit public figures and public officials from recovering damages for the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress by reason of the publication of a caricature such as the ad parody at issue without showing in addition that the publication contains a false statement of fact which was made with "actual malice," i.e., with knowledge that the statement was false or with reckless disregard as to whether or not it was true. The State's interest in protecting public figures from emotional distress is not sufficient to deny First Amendment protection to speech that is patently offensive and is intended to inflict emotional injury when that speech could not reasonably have been interpreted as stating actual facts about the public figure involved. Here, respondent is clearly a "public figure" for First Amendment purposes, and the lower courts' finding that the ad parody was not reasonably believable must be accepted. "Outrageousness" [47] in the area of political and social discourse has an inherent subjectiveness about it which would allow a jury to impose liability on the basis of the jurors' tastes or views, or perhaps on the basis of their dislike of a particular _________________expression, and cannot, consistently with the First Amendment, form a basis for the award of damages for conduct such as that involved here. Pp. 50-57
http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/avp/cas/comm/free_speech/hustler.html
25th May 2004 - 08:37:03 PM
7557 : Kurt Steinberg
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
- Kurt Steinberg
09th May 2004 - 08:55:27 PM
7417 : Kurt Steinberg
Mr. Diamond,
This will be my last post here as I do feel sorry for you. However, I can assure you that I have not violated any laws or damaged your career in any way. I have never once posted any lies about you - I only posted questions and I never posted anything derogatory about your band on this website. I also never posted anything on your band's website and I never would.
I should point out that nobody takes this website seriously. Nobody really thinks you are gay. As the arbitrator stated in the ICANN decision, this is clearly a parody website and nobody seriously believes that you are affiliated with this website. If anything, this website actually helps your career because people post things about what you are currently doing. People who would have never heard of your chess videos or band before now know about it because of what other people have posted here.
Good luck to you Mr. Diamond. Godspeed Screech.
09th May 2004 - 08:04:20 PM
7415 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please post some of your own queer fantasies in this guestbook. Your gay fans all post their perverted thoughts, you should reciprocate! Also, which fantasies are your favorite? Do you like the ones involving Balding manhandling you?
I personally like this fantasy involving you, Mr. Belding, and Mr. Belding's brother, Rod: http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html?displayBegin=6356
- Kurt Steinberg
09th May 2004 - 01:55:40 PM
7412 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you remember the group of nerds at Baysdide who looked up to you? One of them had huge glasses and a big "white man's afro" just like you!!! Did you ever have sex with him? Did Belding ever watch and videotape the encounters? If so, can I buy a copy?
- Kurt Steinberg
08th May 2004 - 04:37:13 PM
7402 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, here's another verse to add to your poem:
Let's meet up today
So that I can spray
My diarrhea on your head
And then put you to bed
- Kurt Steinberg
07th May 2004 - 11:11:48 PM
7396 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
Let's hook up for queer sex!!! I recently learned a new gay sex move - it's called the "Angry Pirate"!!!! You need to get on you knees and suck me off. When I'm about to blow my load, I'll pull out and squirt my load in one of your eyes and then I'll kick you in the shin!!! You'll probably then chase after me, limping around seeing out of only one eye, just like a pirate!!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
06th May 2004 - 11:51:34 PM
7385 : Kurt Steinberg
It's heartening to see that this guestbook has really queered up over the past few days. Keep up the good work, fellow homosexuals!!! However, I'm a little disappointed that "N" (message 7378) posted a long pointless message. What does the alleged New World Order have to do with queer Diamond- and SBTB-related fantasies??? Nothing!!! Someone needs to beat him over the head with a penis and fart in his mouth!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
06th May 2004 - 10:03:42 AM
7376 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, have you ever seen those magicians who inhale lighter fluid and then spit it out next to a match, igniting a fireball? I have a new twist on that trick that I'd like to test out with you!!! To test this out, I'll need eat some Mexican food and then get naked and fart directly into your mouth!! Then you can exhale my ass gas next to a match, igniting it!!! Do you want to try this out with me??????
- Kurt Steinberg
05th May 2004 - 11:33:42 PM
7369 : Kurt Steinberg
Leaky Ass Queer and Chachi, I don't intend to post queer messages on Diamond's band's website, and I don't think you should either. You need to remember that this guestbook is a "free speech forum," but Diamond's band's website is not - so Diamond's band's webmaster will probably delete all queer messages posted over there. Actually, maybe the webmaster will save the queer fantasies to an internal Intranet that is not publicly accessable, so Diamond will have all the queer fantasies to himself, which would be completely unacceptable!!!
There are also additional reasons why I won't post there that I don't want to get into now.
Chachi, you also need to remember that this guestbook was created to provide Diamond's queer fans will a centralized location for Saved By The Bell gay fantasies. When I need to masturbate, I want to quickly find my Diamond-related queer fantasies - I don't want to have to go to a bunch of different websites to find them!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
05th May 2004 - 01:42:31 AM
7353 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, I found some good queer spanking material for you - http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw101.shtml
You should contact him and ask him to teabag you and give you a heavy pair of Arabian goggles!
- Kurt Steinberg
05th May 2004 - 01:29:21 AM
7351 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
I have newfound respect for you after reading this article: http://www.perfectpitchonline.com/v02i02/dustin_diamond.php
It sounds like Horshack is a little bitch!!!
Even though I give you "props," I still want to take a dump into your mouth, for your pleasure!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd May 2004 - 10:50:05 PM
7336 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I still want to drop my nuts on your eyes to give you "Arabian goggles." However, when I was at my local gay bar getting sucked off in a bathroom stall last weekend, I was told about a new twist to the "Arabian goggles" move. I want you to come over and test the move with me!!! I still want drop my nuts on your eyelids, but I'm going to position my ass directly above your mouth and drop some nasty ass - this move is called the "Arabian sandstorm"!!!!!!!! Afterward, I'll give you a hot lunch!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd May 2004 - 12:15:17 AM
7318 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please clean up your guestbook - there are many messages posted here which have nothing to do with queer fantasies! Please remind the posters that this is a queers-only message board!
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd May 2004 - 02:27:13 PM
7315 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
I just watched the "Murder Mystery" episode on the new DVD with your commentary tracks - did it really hurt when Jessie slapped you hard? That gave me an idea - have you ever received a "mushroom tattoo" from some dude? We need to hook up and I'll smack you in the face with my ding-dong, leaving the imprint on my wang on you for all to see!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
01st May 2004 - 05:39:32 PM
7301 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when..." guy, please post more queer recaps! Do you remember the robot that Screech had during the early years of SBTB? I think it would be funny if you did a recap where he thought that Belding was anally penetrating him, only to turn on the light and realize that it was his robot the whole time!
- Kurt Steinberg
01st May 2004 - 01:21:46 PM
7296 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I did not post message 7293. All of the homosexuals who post here know that there's no way you'd ever wash tits for a living!
We need to have a Mexican-themed queer party - I'll put my beef in your male taco and then drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on you head.
- Kurt Steinberg
30th April 2004 - 09:29:58 PM
7289 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you wash cars for a living now that your music career seems pretty much over? Have you ever put your thumb over the end of the hose when the water is turned on? If you have, then you must have noticed that the water sprays in every direction. I did that the other day and got a great queer idea! We need to hook up - I'll eat 4 burritoes from Taco Bell along with 3 Ex-Laxes. Then, I'll get naked, position myself 6 inches from your head, and then let loose!!! My watery diarrhea will spray out of my ass and completely coat your head with excrement!!! I'll bet your getting hard just reading this queer fantasy!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
30th April 2004 - 02:02:08 AM
7275 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I'm glad that your website has really "queered up" recently! Greg (message 7266), that's a great perverted idea! It's hard not to Diamond and excrement - they just mix perfectly, kind of like peanut butter and jelly!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
30th April 2004 - 12:38:59 AM
7274 : Kurt Steinberg
Message 7272, great link! Even the Iraqis think Diamond is queer!!!!!!!!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th April 2004 - 12:49:39 AM
7260 : Kurt Steinberg
Bert, how dare you post disgusting pictures of women in thong bikinis! Yuck! Pictures of those firm, toned, luscious female asses do not belong in a queer Dustin Diamond guestbook!
Rimmer, thanks for the link to the Diamond picture! There's only one reason why anyone would purchase that picture - as a target for shooting one's load!
- Kurt Steinberg
P.S. I love http://www.ytmnd.com/
28th April 2004 - 12:45:33 AM
7247 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please link some current pictures to your guestbook so that your gay fans can have some new masturbation material! Your neatly trimmed beard always give me "lift-off," if you know what I mean! I'd really like for you to rub your little beard and stubble all over my nut-sack!!! I also have a question for you - do you like bathing in hot tubs and/or spas with a bunch of other dudes? Do you like it when one of those dudes takes a huge dump and feces are floating in the water???? Inquiring minds want to know!
- Kurt Steinberg
26th April 2004 - 10:45:41 PM
7232 : Kurt Steinberg
Fagbusters, nice work on cleaning up the board. There's simply no excuse for posting heterosexual links to a queer Dustin Diamond webpage!!!
"Spa owner" (message 7215), where is your spa located? I think Diamond would like to partake in a spa orgy, especially if there's a few "floaters" in the spa water!
Goldberg, how about creating a queer Belding webpage? The queers who post here would undoubtedly also queer up a Belding webpage!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th April 2004 - 12:41:47 PM
7208 : Kurt Steinberg
Hiroshi Fujiyama, why are you posting communist propaganda on a queer Dustin Diamond fan page??? You're a total cocksucker, and I want to have perverted gay sex with you! First, I'll eat some burritoes and then spray warm, watery diarrhea all over your head. Then I will piss all over your head and do you in poop-chute. Finally, I'll lodge Diamond's chess pieces and his chess video up your cornhole!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th April 2004 - 01:09:26 AM
7199 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I found this T-shirt with your picture: http://www.80stees.com/products/Saved_by_the_Bell_Ladies_Man_t-shirt.asp
Awesome shirt - it gave me a woodrow! When are you going to start selling underwear on which your picture is imprinted???? If I were to sleep in G-string underwear with a picture of you and your neatly trimmed beard, when I were to awaken, my underwear and bedsheets would undoubtedly be soaked with several loads of man juice!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd April 2004 - 03:46:35 PM
7190 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg,
I saw your press release - it's too bad that the Wall Street Journal didn't get it off the news wires and print it - http://www.prweb.com/releases/2004/4/prweb118385.htm
I think it would have been funnier if you included one of my posts where I said I wanted to take a dump on Diamond's head!
- Kurt Steinberg
21st April 2004 - 10:17:16 PM
7176 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up for queer sex. I want to do you from behind and give you a "Jersey Turnpike"!!! You'll love it, you sick fecal-mucher!!!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jersey+Turnpike&b=1
- Kurt Steinberg
21st April 2004 - 12:40:10 AM
7166 : Kurt Steinberg
Someone (message 7163), what do you think this is? It's a Dustin Diamond webpage dedicated to Diamond's many, many, many, many, many queer fans!!! People come here to exchange homosexual fantasies about Diamond and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang! In fact, if you haven't touched yourself in the last 24 hours while thinking impure thoughts about Diamond, then you probably shouldn't post here anymore - instead, you should post on a heterosexual Dustin Diamond webpage. This is primarily a queers-only forum!
- Kurt Steinberg
Monday, April 10, 2006
Post from Savedbythebellnow.com
Check out this message that was posted at savedbythebellnow.com:
I've had enough.
« Thread Started on 4/7/06 at 15:47 »
I've been a long time fan of Saved by the Bell, from the very beginning of the show, and continue to be an avid fan of the program today. It's a very safe assumption to make that it has been my absolute favorite television show of all time.
That said, it would also be pretty safe to say that, after the internet's rise to prominence, I had begun to use it as a means to get my Saved by the Bell fix, to read more about the behind the scenes aspects of the show and so forth. Especially in the periods of time before the DVD collections began coming out in 2003, the internet was pretty much the only source for all things SBtB related, unless one had old VHS tapes, or somehow managed to come across old reruns on television. As such, I've done more than my fair share of wandering along the net, occasionally browsing through random websites related to the show.
For the most part, what one tends to find on your average site or subsite devoted to the show is relatively normal fare... nothing too apart from the norm, the basic information, the occasional (and asinine) stigma that goes along with "child stars", and that's about it. Nothing extensively elaborate, but it's nice to know that people still care about the show enough to talk about it, right?
Anyway, as many of you know, there exists a disturbing contingent of "fans" who have taken, shall we say, extensive liberties with the content of this show which the rest of us hold so dear. In particular, they seem to be hellbent on utterly destroying the good name of Mario Lopez, Dennis Haskins, and most of all Dustin Diamond.
I found the original guestbook of "Dustin Diamond" a few years ago. I expected to see a benign display of old school Saved by the Bell fans giving their kudos to the actor. What I encountered instead was a nonstop barrage of the most horrible degradation of a human being that I have ever had the misfortune to observe. The terrible things that were said on this guestbook were enough to make my blood boil.
I've observed the monstrous lengths that the people within this sick community have gone to in order to absolutely dismember the name of Dustin Diamond and many others. And it utterly disgusts me.
-Do you realize that they were responsible for the closure of the forums on Dustin's band's website? What kind of evil freaks would have the nerve to seek out and attack not only Dustin himself, but everyone around him as well? What kind of people take delight in succeeding to tear apart a significant part of something that Dustin has dreamed of doing for so long, and unlike most of us, is a dream that he is actually getting to live out? Salty the Pocketknife was in my opinion a fantastic band with limitless talent, and ought to have once and for all evolved Dustin well past the perception of him as only being Screech. However, it seems that the monsters from that guestbook couldn't allow him to have that, and tore his website apart. Eventually, the entire website was hacked and ruined by someone as well... I wouldn't be surprised if they had something to do with that also. These people have helped to murder Dustin Diamond's dream.
-Do you realize that the Wikipedia article for Dustin Diamond (and probably many other SBtB articles as well) has been so thoroughly vandalized by these people that it's near impossible for the casual browser to distinguish between facts and these people's ridiculous lies?
-Do you realize that these people have so infected the internet with their disgusting propaganda that all the major search engines now have their forum site near the top of their lists for searches for "Dustin Diamond"? That real fans who are genuinely curious about the man himself will potentially be bombarded with this crap?
-Do you realize that these people are now attempting to wreak havoc here as well? Although I'm sure it was obvious, but that Dner guy who made such a big stink about homophobia is one of the main culprits of their dumb group. There are posts on their forums, ruthlessly mocking this site, when I don't think it's any of their business what goes on here in the first place. I find it to be both excessive and idiotic.
And the worst part is, that they have been doing this for years, and they aren't stopping.
Surely, being a public figure will naturally force a person to be exposed to a reasonable amount of backlash or good natured teasing. That's just the nature of showbusiness. But this is so far past reasonable.
I don't want to dignify their ridiculous antics or give them any sort of endorsement or publicity by posting their web addresses here, but I'm sure the people here who have been around long enough have been tricked into going into these horrible places already, and know where they can be found.
However, I do think it's time that the true fans of Saved by the Bell gave these degenerate monsters a piece of their minds. This little subculture of theirs has moved so beyond mere internet trolling and has damaged the very foundation of how the show and its contributors are being perceived.
It's about time that the people who genuinely care about this show to stand up to these people and take back OUR show.
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 11)
19th April 2004 - 11:06:30 PM
7157 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, we need to hook up for gay sex. First, I'll sit on your head and drop my nuts on top of your eyes, giving you "Arabian goggles." Next, I'll teabag you and give you a "hot lunch." Then I'll give you a golden shower - my wizz will clean you up. Finally, you can suck me off and I'll give you a "cold lunch"!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
18th April 2004 - 09:21:15 PM
7150 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
My affinity for your cornhole has started to wane - I think I may have turned straight last night! I hooked up with a hot, older German lady visiting my city on business and I didn't think about losing my load on your neatly trimmed beard once! Please queer up this website a little more and help me to turn full-blown "Liberace gay" once again!
- Kurt Steinberg
18th April 2004 - 04:46:26 PM
7146 : Kurt Steinberg
Josh Simmons, thanks for the post! I lost a few loads when I read it. I thought I was the only one with a TV screen coated with my man-juice - apparently I was wrong! Twice a week I have to use a windshield scraper to clean off the new coats of loads on the screen - otherwise everything on the screen is really blurry!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th April 2004 - 11:52:53 PM
7116 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, did you ever have a Rubek's Cube when you were growing up? Do you remember the smaller ones that were sold on keychains? I invented a new game using the Rubek's Cube! The rules are simple - you need to get naked and then I'll lodge the keychain Rubek's Cube in your ass!!! If you can't remove the Rubek's Cube within 5 minutes, I win!!! The final part of the game involves you sucking me off! Doesn't that sound like fun? It's always been a queer fantasy of mine!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
14th April 2004 - 11:49:02 PM
7103 : Kurt Steinberg
Princess Peussie, why are you still posting here? Your posts are stupid and shockingly unfunny - are you on drugs when you post? Also, your posts are all off-topic. As I have said many times before, if you aren't a male homosexual, you probably shouldn't post here. There are three reasons to post:
(1) to tell Diamond how much he sucks;
(2) to exchange queer Diamond-related fantasies; and
(3) to attempt to schedule gay sex with Diamond (has Diamond ever filled any of these "orders?").
Diamond, please pencil me in for a "hot lunch" next to the dumpster behind the gas station off Vine in West Hollywood.
- Kurt Steinberg
14th April 2004 - 11:41:54 PM
7101 : Kurt Steinberg
Alex is correct. Obviously this website is a parody. The ICANN arbitrator agreed - that's why Diamond wasn't able to gain possession of this domain. Anyone who takes this website seriously needs to relax. By the way, there's simply no way that Dustin Diamond has so many perverted gay fans. People just post queer fantasies here because they are so shocking that they're funny!
- Kurt Steinberg
14th April 2004 - 10:00:51 AM
7085 : Kurt Steinberg
Laponian Anti-Imperialist Alliance for Freedom (message 7084), thanks for the great Marxist post. Let's get together for perverted gay sex! I will take a dump directly into your mouth and then give you a golden shower! I'll be sure to eat some tacos before we hook up so that I'll have diarrhea!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
12th April 2004 - 10:40:56 PM
7069 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is your next birthday? The queers on this board should throw you a bukkake birthday party!!! I envision that Benny, Ham Span, Gwando, Leaky Ass Queer, Fagbusters, Belding, Slater, and I will take turns blowing our loads on you!! So what do you think? Are you up for it???
- Kurt Steinberg
11th April 2004 - 11:44:58 PM
7059 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when" guy, how about a recap of the episode where Diamond dressed up as Zack and took Belding's daughter to Kelly's birthday party?
Thanks for the links, poster of message 7057! I lost a couple loads while looking at the pictures of Slater. I also clicked on the Belding page linked the the Slater page - I lost a couple more loads when I saw the picture of Belding with the "70s porn star" moustache!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th April 2004 - 06:11:03 PM
7044 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, are you going to bring back the Dustin Diamond "forem"? I thought it was funny.
- Kurt Steinberg
10th April 2004 - 02:01:00 AM
7035 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, I saw that you successfully defended yourself against Diamond's efforts to take possession of this website. I have to give you credit for not backing down in the face of pressure from Diamond's attorneys when they apparently tried to strongarm you into relinquishing the domain name.
Hopefully you'll keep this domain up for years to come.
By the way, I must respectfully disagree with your characterization of Diamond's attorneys as "slick" and "high priced". They appear to be anything but. I think that they should know better than to make a bald assertion that you offered to sell the website for $1800 without ANY support. There are certainly ways to provide some support for that claim, but they didn't do what I would have done (and no, I'm not going to tell them what they should have done - I'm not going to do their legal work for them). They probably filed their brief and hoped that you'd get scared and just give them the domain name.
- Kurt Steinberg
10th April 2004 - 01:34:52 AM
7034 :
max, thanks for changing the main page again. i like how it no longer says that it is the "ultimite dustin dimaond fan page". do you win your proceeding with the ICANN people?
if you want your guestbook to truly seem like a "free speech forum," wouldn't make sense not to have a guestbook moderator? if there's no moderator, then you really aren't controlling any of the content posted here.
10th April 2004 - 01:22:32 AM
7033 : Kurt Steinberg
What's with all of the assholes posting under my name? You didn't fool anyone - unlike you retards, I actually know how to correctly spell my own name!
Let's hook up and I'll show you what the real Kurt Steinberg is like. I'll eat some tacos and then sit on your face and drop ass. Next, I'll get naked and position your nose directly under my asshole and then spin myself around like a top. Finally, I'll drop a warm, watery Cleveland Steamer on your chin!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
09th April 2004 - 01:01:53 AM
7013 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, thanks for the offer, but I'll have to decline to be your guestbook moderator. I'm too busy meeting strange dudes as gas station bathrooms and playing homoerotic Saved By The Bell role-playing games!!!
Maybe you shouldn't have a moderator. If you do end up with a moderator, I hope that person doesn't delete all of the queer fantasies that have been posted here.
- Kurt Steinberg
06th April 2004 - 01:51:19 AM
6976 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, maybe "Not Kurt" and I should really show you what teabagging is! I'll even reverse-teabag you and drop a piping-hot Cleveland Steamer on your chest!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd April 2004 - 05:50:16 PM
6956 :
Max Goldberg, please link a .pdf copy of Diamond's complaint (with exhibits) for all to see.
I still don't see why Diamond focuses most of the complaint on trademark infringment. Your First Amendment/parody defense definitely has merit. Hopefully you and Diamond can reach a settlement whereby you maintain ownership of this website and you add a hotlink to Diamond's actual homepage (if he ever gets one).
03rd April 2004 - 12:05:42 AM
6951 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please don't take your website down again! You fooled and disappointed all of your queer fans yesterday - many of them were forced to find a Belding fan site because wanking material wasn't available here.
"Remember when ..." guy, please post a recap of the episode where Screech dresses up as an alien to fool the alien investigator from the Air Force! As you recall, in one of the scenes, Screech goes to sleep with Zack in Zack's bed.
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd April 2004 - 12:30:56 AM
6944 :
Goldberg, I read your Answer to Diamond's complaint - I had a good laugh! I have some thoughts regarding Diamond's complaint (note that I am not giving you legal advice - these are merely my thoughts):
Diamond's name probably has acquired limited secondary meaning with respect to chess-related videos. However, you have not committed trademark infringement - Diamond's Complaint evidences a fundamental misunderstanding of trademark law. You aren't selling anything confusingly similar to Diamond's chess videos. Since you aren't selling or offering to sell ANYTHING, you can't be infringing Diamond's trademark/trade name.
01st April 2004 - 11:20:53 PM
6943 : Kurt Steinberg
Max Goldberg, you played a good practical joke! I initially fell for it and believed that your website had been confiscated by the government. You put a big scare into all of Diamond's homosexual fans (where else would they find queer SBTB-related fantasies???)!
- Kurt Steinberg
30th March 2004 - 10:45:30 PM
6930 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I have to give you props for the way you handled Matthew Perry! That dude is such a faggy bitch! Someone should take a dump on his head!
- Kurt Steinberg
30th March 2004 - 10:36:45 PM
6929 : Kurt Steinberg
Article re: Diamond (from http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=3310)
Dustin Diamond & Matthew Perry
Dustin Diamond (famed for his role as "Screech" on "Saved by the Bell") once spotted "Friends" star Matthew Perry in a Los Angeles restaurant. Having briefly worked with him in the 1980s, Diamond approached Perry and said hello. When the actor failed to recognize him and rudely turned away, Diamond explained that he had played "Screech" on "Saved by the Bell." "Good for you," Perry replied, before turning back to his friends.
Some time later, Diamond attended NBC's 75th Anniversary bash, where he happened to spot Matthew Perry once again. Again he said hello and again he was snubbed. Diamond, who was carrying a tube of Vicodin for a sore tooth, also spotted "SNL" star (and friend) Jimmy Fallon being hounded by autograph-seekers. As a joke, he approached Fallon pretending to be a fan. Then, producing his tube of Vicodin, he asked whether Fallon would sign it. Fallon laughed and agreed that it was a funny gag. Thus inspired, Diamond approached Perry, produced the tube, and repeated his request. Perry, apparently, was not amused. "Oh, dear lord," he exclaimed before walking away.
While driving home from the party, Diamond related the story to his girlfriend. "You do realize," she sarcastically remarked, "that he checked himself into a clinic for addiction to Vicodin." Diamond's reply? "Oh, dear lord!"
- Kurt Steinberg
28th March 2004 - 10:32:10 PM
6904 : Kurt Steinberg
The poster of message 6903 should post elsewhere. Asshole, Jesus died to save us. Go somewhere else - this message board is intended for fags to post queer fantasies about Diamond!
Has anyone read the older messages posted here? I think that the real Diamond used to post here. Check out message 924:
http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html?displayBegin=904
That message certainly sounds as though it was written by Diamond! Max Goldberg, did you have a falling-out with Diamond? What's the deal?
- Kurt Steinberg
27th March 2004 - 08:17:53 PM
6896 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, do you really expect any of us to believe that you aren't queer? Your email address, of which you seem to be very proud, is totally gay - chachitime@aol.com. Obviously Happy Days is your favorite TV show - do you toss off to it? You probably view Fonzie in the same way the posters here view Diamond (i.e., as a gay sex object).
- Kurt Steinberg
26th March 2004 - 11:08:13 PM
6888 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I found this interview you gave recently:
http://216.239.51.104/search?q=cache:7SRJW93ws7AJ:www.dailytargum.com/news/2003/11/07/InsideBeat/Tea-Time.With.Pantera.And.Beers.With.Screech-551699.shtml+screech+%22daily+targum%22&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
Do you really want to beat Belding and Slater with shovels? After you are done beating them, will you jag them in the ass with the shovel handle? Let's hook up and discuss this further.
Can I teabag you?
- Kurt Steinberg
25th March 2004 - 11:41:10 PM
6877 : Kurt Steinberg
Pricess (or shall I call you by your alias, Jumbo?), you think I have a mini-penis? Why don't you cum over to my place and I'll show you just how "mini" my rod is! You'll get lockjaw when you try to fit my huge johnson in your mouth. After you're done sucking me off, I'll take a dump on your head and give you a Dirty Sanchez that looks just like Diamond's neatly-trimmed beard!
- Kurt Steinberg
24th March 2004 - 12:29:09 AM
6859 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's get together and go to my favorite local queer establishment, the "Booty Burglar Bar." The bartenders Lance and Bruce will hook us up with some body shots. Then you'll suck the pants off me right in the bar and I'll give you a golden shower!
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd March 2004 - 12:01:02 AM
6843 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, have you seen this urinal?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040319/1889/fwd117b20040319jpg
You should be the model for a urinal (you could certainly use the royalty revenue stream). The designer needs to incorporate your neatly trimmed beard into the design!!! I know I'd enjoy pissing in a "Dustin Diamond" urinal!
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd March 2004 - 11:44:05 PM
6842 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when ..." guy, thanks for another great recap! I lost three loads while reading it.
By the way, I noticed that your episode recaps incorporate the various minute intricacies of the episodes. It seems as though only the real Dustin Diamond would know such details. Are you really Dustin Diamond? Or are you just a big fan?
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd March 2004 - 12:15:21 AM
6831 : Kurt Steinberg
Fagbusters, have a great birthday - I hope you lose a few loads in some dude this evening!
My favorite episode is the one where Zack and Slater get into a fight at the Max over the new girl at school! When Belding got between them while trying to break up the fight, I totally blew my wad! Diamond also got involved in the encounter - it was incredibly homo-erotic!
Does anyone have any queer fantasies about Screech, Belding, and Max getting in on in the alley behind The Max?
- Kurt Steinberg
20th March 2004 - 02:38:13 AM
6820 : Kurt Steinberg
Kerri Dunn, please do not post here again or the website administrator will be forced to delete your message. Only queers are supposed to post here - male queers that is!
Diamond, I want to let you that I saw a woman with huge breasts today. I actually thought that maybe I was turning straight! When I got home from work, I quickly popped one of your Saved By The Bell DVDs into my DVD player. Luckily, you gave me wood like always! So I am still gay - I'm not just a little gay ... I'm still full-blown Liberace gay!!! A couple hours ago I met another dude in a "gloryhole" bathroom at the local rest area. He sucked me off in the wooded area behind the bathrooms!
How's your neatly trimmed beard doing? Have you rubbed it against anyone's wang recently?
- Kurt Steinberg
19th March 2004 - 12:56:23 AM
6814 : Kurt Steinberg
Jeremy, we need to hook up for manly love. I want to tape a picture of Diamond to the headboard of your bed. Then I'll pound away at your cornhole, giving you much anal pleasure! Please let me know if you are interested!
- Kurt Steinberg
18th March 2004 - 12:22:39 AM
6803 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I just read a story about an Afghan who got in trouble for ass-slamming a donkey:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20040316/od_nm/afghan_soldier_donkey_dc
Does that story turn you on or give you any perverted thoughts? Maybe you should break into a zoo and get it on with some of the animals!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th March 2004 - 12:07:15 AM
6778 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I just found this Saved By The Bell lunchbox available for sale at the NBC.com store: http://www.shopnbc.com/product/?deptid=2980&storeid=2&familyid=N60328&track=-20201
Why isn't your picture on a lunchbox? It would be the #1 selling lunchbox in both San Francisco and Key West! Hey, are you going to get married to another dude in San Francisco? Your queer fans will be heartbroken if you take yourself off the market!
- Kurt Steinberg
12th March 2004 - 12:45:52 AM
6732 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, you, me, and the Ass Plunderer need to hook up for manly love!!! Here's my queer fantasy - I want to do you in the cornhole while you toss Ass Plunderer's salad! I'll even give you a "reach-around" as I pound away! Doesn't that sound like fun??
Is Benny (message 6726) correct? I didn't know that you hung out with the kid from SeaQuest. Did he play with your "light saber" while he practiced for the role of Annakin Skywalker???
- Kurt Steinberg
09th March 2004 - 11:51:08 PM
6710 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, what happened to www.dustindiamond.net ? It's gone! Couldn't you afford to keep it up? How's your music career going? Are your fans going to see one of your videos on MTV anytime soon?
I think that you and Belding should star in another Saved By The Bell show. You should also bring back Lisa - her career fizzled out after the original Saved By The Bell ended. Please do you queer fans a favor and film a shower encounter between you and Belding in the new series!
Remember when Saved By The Bell - the New Class ended? Why didn't you try to be the towel boy on "Hang Time?" You could have cleaned the team's laundry, passed out cups of water, and soaped up Dick Butkus' (the basketball coach on the show) ass!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
09th March 2004 - 02:04:56 AM
6699 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this message board gets shittier every day. Please clean it up. Nobody wants to read religious or hate-related messages. Instead, your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually! However, this board has become cluttered with off-topic messages.
Diamond, if you clean up this board immediately, I promise I'll drop a hot, spicy Cleveland Steamer onto your head and genitals!
- Kurt Steinberg
7157 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, we need to hook up for gay sex. First, I'll sit on your head and drop my nuts on top of your eyes, giving you "Arabian goggles." Next, I'll teabag you and give you a "hot lunch." Then I'll give you a golden shower - my wizz will clean you up. Finally, you can suck me off and I'll give you a "cold lunch"!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
18th April 2004 - 09:21:15 PM
7150 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
My affinity for your cornhole has started to wane - I think I may have turned straight last night! I hooked up with a hot, older German lady visiting my city on business and I didn't think about losing my load on your neatly trimmed beard once! Please queer up this website a little more and help me to turn full-blown "Liberace gay" once again!
- Kurt Steinberg
18th April 2004 - 04:46:26 PM
7146 : Kurt Steinberg
Josh Simmons, thanks for the post! I lost a few loads when I read it. I thought I was the only one with a TV screen coated with my man-juice - apparently I was wrong! Twice a week I have to use a windshield scraper to clean off the new coats of loads on the screen - otherwise everything on the screen is really blurry!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th April 2004 - 11:52:53 PM
7116 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, did you ever have a Rubek's Cube when you were growing up? Do you remember the smaller ones that were sold on keychains? I invented a new game using the Rubek's Cube! The rules are simple - you need to get naked and then I'll lodge the keychain Rubek's Cube in your ass!!! If you can't remove the Rubek's Cube within 5 minutes, I win!!! The final part of the game involves you sucking me off! Doesn't that sound like fun? It's always been a queer fantasy of mine!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
14th April 2004 - 11:49:02 PM
7103 : Kurt Steinberg
Princess Peussie, why are you still posting here? Your posts are stupid and shockingly unfunny - are you on drugs when you post? Also, your posts are all off-topic. As I have said many times before, if you aren't a male homosexual, you probably shouldn't post here. There are three reasons to post:
(1) to tell Diamond how much he sucks;
(2) to exchange queer Diamond-related fantasies; and
(3) to attempt to schedule gay sex with Diamond (has Diamond ever filled any of these "orders?").
Diamond, please pencil me in for a "hot lunch" next to the dumpster behind the gas station off Vine in West Hollywood.
- Kurt Steinberg
14th April 2004 - 11:41:54 PM
7101 : Kurt Steinberg
Alex is correct. Obviously this website is a parody. The ICANN arbitrator agreed - that's why Diamond wasn't able to gain possession of this domain. Anyone who takes this website seriously needs to relax. By the way, there's simply no way that Dustin Diamond has so many perverted gay fans. People just post queer fantasies here because they are so shocking that they're funny!
- Kurt Steinberg
14th April 2004 - 10:00:51 AM
7085 : Kurt Steinberg
Laponian Anti-Imperialist Alliance for Freedom (message 7084), thanks for the great Marxist post. Let's get together for perverted gay sex! I will take a dump directly into your mouth and then give you a golden shower! I'll be sure to eat some tacos before we hook up so that I'll have diarrhea!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
12th April 2004 - 10:40:56 PM
7069 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is your next birthday? The queers on this board should throw you a bukkake birthday party!!! I envision that Benny, Ham Span, Gwando, Leaky Ass Queer, Fagbusters, Belding, Slater, and I will take turns blowing our loads on you!! So what do you think? Are you up for it???
- Kurt Steinberg
11th April 2004 - 11:44:58 PM
7059 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when" guy, how about a recap of the episode where Diamond dressed up as Zack and took Belding's daughter to Kelly's birthday party?
Thanks for the links, poster of message 7057! I lost a couple loads while looking at the pictures of Slater. I also clicked on the Belding page linked the the Slater page - I lost a couple more loads when I saw the picture of Belding with the "70s porn star" moustache!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th April 2004 - 06:11:03 PM
7044 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, are you going to bring back the Dustin Diamond "forem"? I thought it was funny.
- Kurt Steinberg
10th April 2004 - 02:01:00 AM
7035 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, I saw that you successfully defended yourself against Diamond's efforts to take possession of this website. I have to give you credit for not backing down in the face of pressure from Diamond's attorneys when they apparently tried to strongarm you into relinquishing the domain name.
Hopefully you'll keep this domain up for years to come.
By the way, I must respectfully disagree with your characterization of Diamond's attorneys as "slick" and "high priced". They appear to be anything but. I think that they should know better than to make a bald assertion that you offered to sell the website for $1800 without ANY support. There are certainly ways to provide some support for that claim, but they didn't do what I would have done (and no, I'm not going to tell them what they should have done - I'm not going to do their legal work for them). They probably filed their brief and hoped that you'd get scared and just give them the domain name.
- Kurt Steinberg
10th April 2004 - 01:34:52 AM
7034 :
max, thanks for changing the main page again. i like how it no longer says that it is the "ultimite dustin dimaond fan page". do you win your proceeding with the ICANN people?
if you want your guestbook to truly seem like a "free speech forum," wouldn't make sense not to have a guestbook moderator? if there's no moderator, then you really aren't controlling any of the content posted here.
10th April 2004 - 01:22:32 AM
7033 : Kurt Steinberg
What's with all of the assholes posting under my name? You didn't fool anyone - unlike you retards, I actually know how to correctly spell my own name!
Let's hook up and I'll show you what the real Kurt Steinberg is like. I'll eat some tacos and then sit on your face and drop ass. Next, I'll get naked and position your nose directly under my asshole and then spin myself around like a top. Finally, I'll drop a warm, watery Cleveland Steamer on your chin!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
09th April 2004 - 01:01:53 AM
7013 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, thanks for the offer, but I'll have to decline to be your guestbook moderator. I'm too busy meeting strange dudes as gas station bathrooms and playing homoerotic Saved By The Bell role-playing games!!!
Maybe you shouldn't have a moderator. If you do end up with a moderator, I hope that person doesn't delete all of the queer fantasies that have been posted here.
- Kurt Steinberg
06th April 2004 - 01:51:19 AM
6976 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, maybe "Not Kurt" and I should really show you what teabagging is! I'll even reverse-teabag you and drop a piping-hot Cleveland Steamer on your chest!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd April 2004 - 05:50:16 PM
6956 :
Max Goldberg, please link a .pdf copy of Diamond's complaint (with exhibits) for all to see.
I still don't see why Diamond focuses most of the complaint on trademark infringment. Your First Amendment/parody defense definitely has merit. Hopefully you and Diamond can reach a settlement whereby you maintain ownership of this website and you add a hotlink to Diamond's actual homepage (if he ever gets one).
03rd April 2004 - 12:05:42 AM
6951 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please don't take your website down again! You fooled and disappointed all of your queer fans yesterday - many of them were forced to find a Belding fan site because wanking material wasn't available here.
"Remember when ..." guy, please post a recap of the episode where Screech dresses up as an alien to fool the alien investigator from the Air Force! As you recall, in one of the scenes, Screech goes to sleep with Zack in Zack's bed.
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd April 2004 - 12:30:56 AM
6944 :
Goldberg, I read your Answer to Diamond's complaint - I had a good laugh! I have some thoughts regarding Diamond's complaint (note that I am not giving you legal advice - these are merely my thoughts):
Diamond's name probably has acquired limited secondary meaning with respect to chess-related videos. However, you have not committed trademark infringement - Diamond's Complaint evidences a fundamental misunderstanding of trademark law. You aren't selling anything confusingly similar to Diamond's chess videos. Since you aren't selling or offering to sell ANYTHING, you can't be infringing Diamond's trademark/trade name.
01st April 2004 - 11:20:53 PM
6943 : Kurt Steinberg
Max Goldberg, you played a good practical joke! I initially fell for it and believed that your website had been confiscated by the government. You put a big scare into all of Diamond's homosexual fans (where else would they find queer SBTB-related fantasies???)!
- Kurt Steinberg
30th March 2004 - 10:45:30 PM
6930 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I have to give you props for the way you handled Matthew Perry! That dude is such a faggy bitch! Someone should take a dump on his head!
- Kurt Steinberg
30th March 2004 - 10:36:45 PM
6929 : Kurt Steinberg
Article re: Diamond (from http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=3310)
Dustin Diamond & Matthew Perry
Dustin Diamond (famed for his role as "Screech" on "Saved by the Bell") once spotted "Friends" star Matthew Perry in a Los Angeles restaurant. Having briefly worked with him in the 1980s, Diamond approached Perry and said hello. When the actor failed to recognize him and rudely turned away, Diamond explained that he had played "Screech" on "Saved by the Bell." "Good for you," Perry replied, before turning back to his friends.
Some time later, Diamond attended NBC's 75th Anniversary bash, where he happened to spot Matthew Perry once again. Again he said hello and again he was snubbed. Diamond, who was carrying a tube of Vicodin for a sore tooth, also spotted "SNL" star (and friend) Jimmy Fallon being hounded by autograph-seekers. As a joke, he approached Fallon pretending to be a fan. Then, producing his tube of Vicodin, he asked whether Fallon would sign it. Fallon laughed and agreed that it was a funny gag. Thus inspired, Diamond approached Perry, produced the tube, and repeated his request. Perry, apparently, was not amused. "Oh, dear lord," he exclaimed before walking away.
While driving home from the party, Diamond related the story to his girlfriend. "You do realize," she sarcastically remarked, "that he checked himself into a clinic for addiction to Vicodin." Diamond's reply? "Oh, dear lord!"
- Kurt Steinberg
28th March 2004 - 10:32:10 PM
6904 : Kurt Steinberg
The poster of message 6903 should post elsewhere. Asshole, Jesus died to save us. Go somewhere else - this message board is intended for fags to post queer fantasies about Diamond!
Has anyone read the older messages posted here? I think that the real Diamond used to post here. Check out message 924:
http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html?displayBegin=904
That message certainly sounds as though it was written by Diamond! Max Goldberg, did you have a falling-out with Diamond? What's the deal?
- Kurt Steinberg
27th March 2004 - 08:17:53 PM
6896 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, do you really expect any of us to believe that you aren't queer? Your email address, of which you seem to be very proud, is totally gay - chachitime@aol.com. Obviously Happy Days is your favorite TV show - do you toss off to it? You probably view Fonzie in the same way the posters here view Diamond (i.e., as a gay sex object).
- Kurt Steinberg
26th March 2004 - 11:08:13 PM
6888 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I found this interview you gave recently:
http://216.239.51.104/search?q=cache:7SRJW93ws7AJ:www.dailytargum.com/news/2003/11/07/InsideBeat/Tea-Time.With.Pantera.And.Beers.With.Screech-551699.shtml+screech+%22daily+targum%22&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
Do you really want to beat Belding and Slater with shovels? After you are done beating them, will you jag them in the ass with the shovel handle? Let's hook up and discuss this further.
Can I teabag you?
- Kurt Steinberg
25th March 2004 - 11:41:10 PM
6877 : Kurt Steinberg
Pricess (or shall I call you by your alias, Jumbo?), you think I have a mini-penis? Why don't you cum over to my place and I'll show you just how "mini" my rod is! You'll get lockjaw when you try to fit my huge johnson in your mouth. After you're done sucking me off, I'll take a dump on your head and give you a Dirty Sanchez that looks just like Diamond's neatly-trimmed beard!
- Kurt Steinberg
24th March 2004 - 12:29:09 AM
6859 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's get together and go to my favorite local queer establishment, the "Booty Burglar Bar." The bartenders Lance and Bruce will hook us up with some body shots. Then you'll suck the pants off me right in the bar and I'll give you a golden shower!
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd March 2004 - 12:01:02 AM
6843 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, have you seen this urinal?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040319/1889/fwd117b20040319jpg
You should be the model for a urinal (you could certainly use the royalty revenue stream). The designer needs to incorporate your neatly trimmed beard into the design!!! I know I'd enjoy pissing in a "Dustin Diamond" urinal!
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd March 2004 - 11:44:05 PM
6842 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when ..." guy, thanks for another great recap! I lost three loads while reading it.
By the way, I noticed that your episode recaps incorporate the various minute intricacies of the episodes. It seems as though only the real Dustin Diamond would know such details. Are you really Dustin Diamond? Or are you just a big fan?
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd March 2004 - 12:15:21 AM
6831 : Kurt Steinberg
Fagbusters, have a great birthday - I hope you lose a few loads in some dude this evening!
My favorite episode is the one where Zack and Slater get into a fight at the Max over the new girl at school! When Belding got between them while trying to break up the fight, I totally blew my wad! Diamond also got involved in the encounter - it was incredibly homo-erotic!
Does anyone have any queer fantasies about Screech, Belding, and Max getting in on in the alley behind The Max?
- Kurt Steinberg
20th March 2004 - 02:38:13 AM
6820 : Kurt Steinberg
Kerri Dunn, please do not post here again or the website administrator will be forced to delete your message. Only queers are supposed to post here - male queers that is!
Diamond, I want to let you that I saw a woman with huge breasts today. I actually thought that maybe I was turning straight! When I got home from work, I quickly popped one of your Saved By The Bell DVDs into my DVD player. Luckily, you gave me wood like always! So I am still gay - I'm not just a little gay ... I'm still full-blown Liberace gay!!! A couple hours ago I met another dude in a "gloryhole" bathroom at the local rest area. He sucked me off in the wooded area behind the bathrooms!
How's your neatly trimmed beard doing? Have you rubbed it against anyone's wang recently?
- Kurt Steinberg
19th March 2004 - 12:56:23 AM
6814 : Kurt Steinberg
Jeremy, we need to hook up for manly love. I want to tape a picture of Diamond to the headboard of your bed. Then I'll pound away at your cornhole, giving you much anal pleasure! Please let me know if you are interested!
- Kurt Steinberg
18th March 2004 - 12:22:39 AM
6803 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I just read a story about an Afghan who got in trouble for ass-slamming a donkey:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20040316/od_nm/afghan_soldier_donkey_dc
Does that story turn you on or give you any perverted thoughts? Maybe you should break into a zoo and get it on with some of the animals!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th March 2004 - 12:07:15 AM
6778 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I just found this Saved By The Bell lunchbox available for sale at the NBC.com store: http://www.shopnbc.com/product/?deptid=2980&storeid=2&familyid=N60328&track=-20201
Why isn't your picture on a lunchbox? It would be the #1 selling lunchbox in both San Francisco and Key West! Hey, are you going to get married to another dude in San Francisco? Your queer fans will be heartbroken if you take yourself off the market!
- Kurt Steinberg
12th March 2004 - 12:45:52 AM
6732 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, you, me, and the Ass Plunderer need to hook up for manly love!!! Here's my queer fantasy - I want to do you in the cornhole while you toss Ass Plunderer's salad! I'll even give you a "reach-around" as I pound away! Doesn't that sound like fun??
Is Benny (message 6726) correct? I didn't know that you hung out with the kid from SeaQuest. Did he play with your "light saber" while he practiced for the role of Annakin Skywalker???
- Kurt Steinberg
09th March 2004 - 11:51:08 PM
6710 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, what happened to www.dustindiamond.net ? It's gone! Couldn't you afford to keep it up? How's your music career going? Are your fans going to see one of your videos on MTV anytime soon?
I think that you and Belding should star in another Saved By The Bell show. You should also bring back Lisa - her career fizzled out after the original Saved By The Bell ended. Please do you queer fans a favor and film a shower encounter between you and Belding in the new series!
Remember when Saved By The Bell - the New Class ended? Why didn't you try to be the towel boy on "Hang Time?" You could have cleaned the team's laundry, passed out cups of water, and soaped up Dick Butkus' (the basketball coach on the show) ass!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
09th March 2004 - 02:04:56 AM
6699 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this message board gets shittier every day. Please clean it up. Nobody wants to read religious or hate-related messages. Instead, your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually! However, this board has become cluttered with off-topic messages.
Diamond, if you clean up this board immediately, I promise I'll drop a hot, spicy Cleveland Steamer onto your head and genitals!
- Kurt Steinberg
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 10)
07th March 2004 - 10:32:49 PM
6677 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, a couple hours ago I took a wizz in a glass and then placed the glass in my refrigerator. I'm also about to blow my load into a shot glass. I'd like you to drink my "shot" and then chase it down will a tall, cool glass of piss! Are you up for it????
- Kurt Steinberg
04th March 2004 - 11:59:50 PM
6629 : Kurt Steinberg
Mojo, what does your message have to do with Diamond????????? This board was set up to promote homosexuality and allow Diamond's fans to exchange queer fantasies! Messages about (a) politics, and (b) heterosexual things, do not belong here!!! This is a queers-only board!!! If you don't want to drop a watery Cleveland Steamer on Diamond's head, then you should get lost! The same goes for the rest of the morons who have been posting here recently! This board should be "queered-up" immediately!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th February 2004 - 08:09:31 PM
6563 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, please stop posting under my name on this board! You've ruined this board. This used to be a great place to find Diamond-related queer fantasies - those are great masturbation material! However, the amount of queer fantasies has rapidly decreased recently, and has been replaced with crappy tripe!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th February 2004 - 01:42:03 PM
6557 : Kurt Steinberg
I did not write message 6554. This message board totally sucks now! I think someone needs to set up a homosexual Slater or Mr. Belding webpage, because this one has become tiresome.
- Kurt Steinberg
26th February 2004 - 12:53:05 AM
6491 : Kurt Steinberg
This message is for the retard who wrote message 6486 - please learn proper grammar! You write like someone with the intelligence of a 3-year-old. You're probably also hung like a 3-year-old!
Nobody wants to read your posts! If you aren't going to post about a disgusting sexual fantasy, then don't post here!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th February 2004 - 09:46:09 AM
6483 : Kurt Steinberg
This website was so much better when everyone thought it was really Diamond's homepage! The first time I found this website, I thought Diamond must have some sort of learning disability - why else would half of the words be misspelled? All of the queer messages in the guestbook were icing on the cake.
However, this website has quickly become lame now that everyone knows this isn't really Diamond's homepage.
- Kurt Steinberg
25th February 2004 - 01:08:53 AM
6479 : Kurt Steinberg
Who wrote message #6476??? Screw you!!! This is a homosexual guestbook intended to allow the exchange of queer Dustin Diamond fantasies! This guestbook clearly was set up to promote manly love! Why else would this guestbook use these fruity colors???
Please leave and don't come back. Feel free to post in a Belding guestbook or a heterosexual guestbook dedicated to Diamond. However, this is a queers-only guestbook! If you don't have any queer messages to contribute, you probably shouldn't post here.
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd February 2004 - 12:29:40 AM
6464 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's a great review of the new CD by Diamond's band (as hard as it may be to believe, Diamond must actually be a better actor than signer! That's shocking to me!):
http://66.218.71.225/search/cache?ei=UTF-8&p=Rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&u=www.bassplayer.com/Reviews.htm&w=rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&d=A4E1912226&c=482&yc=52723&icp=1
"The big problem with actors-turned-musicians is that their bands get much further than they should, based on novelty or publicity rather than the strength of their musical achievement. Take Salty The Pocketknife, for example, a proggy modern-rock quartet whose publicists prominently tout Dustin Diamond—Screech from Saved By The Bell—on bass. (Hey, it made me listen.) While the grinding, angular songs are certainly not trite or formulaic, they feature the unlistenably bad vocals of Rosebud, who himself sounds like a screeching gnome leaping around in someone’s drug-induced nightmare. Diamond capably holds down the odd time signatures, though he rarely ventures outside the mind-numbingly repetitive guitar riffs. You might listen to it once for laughs, but you won’t listen twice. "
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd February 2004 - 11:57:27 AM
6457 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's some articles about Diamond:
http://www.uwmleader.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/11/11/3fb1a800cc379
http://216.239.39.104/search?q=cache:sa10GJxawC0J:www.giantgenius.com/archives/000384.html+%22dustin+diamond%22+google&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
Here's a great quip about Diamond's band:
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=loveruckus&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=4rc7j5%24b8g%40newsbf02.news.aol.com&rnum=1
This webpage has a clip of a song from Diamond's band:
http://www.sonancerecords.com/downloads.html
- Kurt Steinberg
19th February 2004 - 01:34:19 AM
6423 : Kurt Steinberg
Please stop with the pro/anti Mexican, jew, and black posts. Such posts have nothing to do with queer Dustin Diamond fantasies and do not belong here. People come to this guestbook to find Diamond-related (and SBTB-related) masturbation material. I seriously doubt that any of the queers who frequent this board get hard when reading racial messages.
Diamond, please see to it that the "Remember When..." guy posts some more recaps. How about a recap of the episode where there was the "senior skip" day but Zack was stuck in class. Screech dressed up as Zack to participate in a radio contest, as I recall.
- Kurt Steinberg
18th February 2004 - 01:06:32 AM
6417 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey gang, has everyone else noticed that Diamond's website has become incredibly lame? It's lost its edge. In fact, I'm not even sure whether I still want to do Diamond in his cornhole! He's really not an attractive guy! In fact, he's so unattractive that I'm seriously considering turning straight. Maybe if Diamond queers up this guestbook soon I'll change my mind.
In the meantime, has everyone seen this for sale: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000DIZT9/qid%3D1077084069/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/002-9935615-6054440
It's the CD for Diamond's crappy band! It's great toss-off music! You'd better buy your copy quicky - they're selling like hotcakes on Amazon.com. In fact, this CD is ranked #358,304 of all the CDs offered at Amazon.com!
- Kurt Steinberg
16th February 2004 - 11:59:29 PM
6413 : Kurt Steinberg
Whatever happened to ChaChi/Internet Cop? Did he come out of the closet yet? In my opinion, anyone who watches enough Saved By The Bell episodes (especially those from the New Class) eventually turns gay and wants to have sex with Diamond. Diamond just has that effect on people!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th February 2004 - 06:26:05 PM
6407 : Kurt Steinberg
The writer of message 6406 isn't fooling anyone! Please leave and don't come back. This website was set up to promote homosexuality and the exchange of queer Dustin Diamond fantasies. Your message is off-topic and should be deleted by the website administrator.
- Kurt Steinberg
11th February 2004 - 11:34:24 PM
6380 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, your website is quickly becoming lame again. Please spice it up by posting your own queer fantasies - let us know what you'd like the dudes who frequent this guestbook to do to you! Also, please get the "Remember when..." guy to start posting again.
I'd like to use your neatly trimmed beard to soak up the piss underneath the urinal in my office building. Would you like that? Afterwards you can drink some loads!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th February 2004 - 02:09:41 AM
6366 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's a great album to play while spanking it! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000033GY/qid=1076396938//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i11_xgl15/102-9676250-3721740?v=glance&s=music&n=507846
It really gets me in the mood!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th February 2004 - 02:02:21 AM
6365 : Kurt Steinberg
Who's the Kurt Steinberg imposter (message 6359)? Nobody was fooled, you LOSER! Please leave so that the rest of us can get back to exchanging queer fantasies about our idol, Dustin Diamond!
Diamond, did you, Belding, and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang really have a drug-induced orgy? Did you, Slater, and Belding make a queer train, with you in the middle?
- Kurt Steinberg
07th February 2004 - 02:56:05 PM
6345 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey guys, check out this picture of the Saved By The bell gang: http://www.angelfire.com/80s/iluffthe80s/
What is Salter doing? He has a very strange look on his face - is Belding doing him from behind?
- Kurt Steinberg
06th February 2004 - 01:40:48 AM
6338 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, we all know you're a cocksucker, just like the other 98% of the posters here! As I recall, you've posted messages in which you said you had given Diamond a Cleveland Steamer!
By the way, what ever happened to "Friendly Adviser"? He always provided helpful suggestions re: masturbating to pictures of Diamond!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th February 2004 - 11:38:15 PM
6327 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's another picture of Diamond: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000VHGUQ/104-0390683-0777542?v=glance&s=home-garden&n=507846&me=A3ITI9OL2RKBEO&vi=pictures&img=14#more-pictures
Diamond, I love the Hawaiian shorts!!! Come over to my place for some gay lovin' and wear them!!! I'll yank them off and then do you in the cornhole!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th February 2004 - 11:32:02 PM
6326 : Kurt Steinberg
Saved By The Bell Seasons 3 and 4 are coming out on DVD soon!!! http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001EFV9K.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Thanks for the masturbation material Diamond!!! I'm going to lose so many loads while watching these episodes!!! I already spooged in my pants when I saw Diamond in the picture!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd February 2004 - 11:18:42 PM
6314 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, I certainly don't do animals! I just do other dudes, just like you! I, like 95% of the posters here, come to this Dustin Diamond webpage to find queer fantasies about Diamond! Nothing gets me off like homosexual Diamond posts!
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd February 2004 - 08:56:04 AM
6307 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, please stop posting links to disgusting heterosexual porn! By the way, I have seen (and done) pussies before. As I have previously stated, I was heterosexual until I saw Diamond in Saved By The Bell. Diamond's character "Screech" turned me gay, and not just a little gay - now I'm full-blown Liberace gay!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
31st January 2004 - 12:18:37 PM
6291 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
I still want to have gay sex with you - I think you'll find that I'm a thoughful gay lover. As I'm doing you in your cornhole, I'll give you a "reach-around" to get you off!!! Let's hook up!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th January 2004 - 08:51:31 AM
6273 : Kurt Steinberg
Michael Moore (message 6269), are you the really fat, bearded filmmaker who hates America? If so, I am not game! Your fat, mushy ass could never turn me on! I would like to take a dump on you, but not for sexual pleasure; instead, I just don't like you!
- Kurt Steinberg
27th January 2004 - 10:43:42 PM
6268 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember When" guy, thanks for the great recap!
How about a recap of "The Fabulous Belding Boys"? That's the episode where Belding's brother was a substitute teacher. I don't exactly recall, but I seem to remember that Screech was jealous of all the attention that Belding brother was getting. I also vaguely recall that somebody gave Screech a "dirty sanchez" at the end of the episode!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th January 2004 - 09:37:59 PM
6253 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I saw the Saved By The Bell episode the other day where a girl joins the Bayside wrestling team. On the girl's birthday, Zack and the gang gave her a cupcake with a candle inserted in the top of it. You asked for the candle because you said that you liked to eat wax, and then you ate the paper in which the cupcake was wrapped. Did you write those jokes yourself? They weren't funny at all!
The "Remember When" guy should do a recap of that episode!
- Kurt Steinberg
24th January 2004 - 11:04:39 PM
6252 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I'm thinking of filming a x-rated queer sex video. Would you like to participate? I'll call it "Kurt's Squirts," and I'll be the star of each of the many scenes. I'd like to have a scene would you where I do you in the cornhole, tea bag you, and then give you a Cleveland Steamer!!! Doesn't that sound like fun???
- Kurt Steinberg
24th January 2004 - 06:19:25 PM
6251 : Kurt Steinberg
What's the deal with the fake website administrator??? I have no doubt that the real website administrator wants to promote the posting of homoerotic messages concerning Diamond!
Diamond, let's get together for gay sex! I'll "tea bag" you while I take a dump on your head!!! Next, I'll give you a golden shower to clean off your face! Finally, I'll blow my wad in your eyes!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
12th January 2004 - 11:47:39 PM
6156 : Kurt Steinberg
David Evans (message 6154), why are you posting messages about jewelry on a homosexual Dustin Diamond fan page? Let's hook up for manly love - I'll give you a "hot lunch" and then I'll clean you off with a ggolden shower. Diamond should feel free to join in for fun.
- Kurt Steinberg
12th January 2004 - 07:03:57 PM
6151 : Kurt Steinberg
Debbie, thanks for the support. I have not posted here for a few days because this website has become lame. By the way, I certainly did not post message 6148 - it's a "Kurt Steinberg" imposter! I certainly don't want to buy anyone's soiled underwear! I only post here because I want to put my beef in Diamond's male taco! People like Chaci are ruining this place by posting fake messages under other posters' names.
- Kurt Steinberg
08th January 2004 - 11:46:50 PM
6134 : Kurt Steinberg
David Evans (message 6125), let's get together for gay sex! We can talk about mortgage refinancings after you drink my hot load!!!
J & S (message 6128), you should join us and we'll make a queer train!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
6677 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, a couple hours ago I took a wizz in a glass and then placed the glass in my refrigerator. I'm also about to blow my load into a shot glass. I'd like you to drink my "shot" and then chase it down will a tall, cool glass of piss! Are you up for it????
- Kurt Steinberg
04th March 2004 - 11:59:50 PM
6629 : Kurt Steinberg
Mojo, what does your message have to do with Diamond????????? This board was set up to promote homosexuality and allow Diamond's fans to exchange queer fantasies! Messages about (a) politics, and (b) heterosexual things, do not belong here!!! This is a queers-only board!!! If you don't want to drop a watery Cleveland Steamer on Diamond's head, then you should get lost! The same goes for the rest of the morons who have been posting here recently! This board should be "queered-up" immediately!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th February 2004 - 08:09:31 PM
6563 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, please stop posting under my name on this board! You've ruined this board. This used to be a great place to find Diamond-related queer fantasies - those are great masturbation material! However, the amount of queer fantasies has rapidly decreased recently, and has been replaced with crappy tripe!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th February 2004 - 01:42:03 PM
6557 : Kurt Steinberg
I did not write message 6554. This message board totally sucks now! I think someone needs to set up a homosexual Slater or Mr. Belding webpage, because this one has become tiresome.
- Kurt Steinberg
26th February 2004 - 12:53:05 AM
6491 : Kurt Steinberg
This message is for the retard who wrote message 6486 - please learn proper grammar! You write like someone with the intelligence of a 3-year-old. You're probably also hung like a 3-year-old!
Nobody wants to read your posts! If you aren't going to post about a disgusting sexual fantasy, then don't post here!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th February 2004 - 09:46:09 AM
6483 : Kurt Steinberg
This website was so much better when everyone thought it was really Diamond's homepage! The first time I found this website, I thought Diamond must have some sort of learning disability - why else would half of the words be misspelled? All of the queer messages in the guestbook were icing on the cake.
However, this website has quickly become lame now that everyone knows this isn't really Diamond's homepage.
- Kurt Steinberg
25th February 2004 - 01:08:53 AM
6479 : Kurt Steinberg
Who wrote message #6476??? Screw you!!! This is a homosexual guestbook intended to allow the exchange of queer Dustin Diamond fantasies! This guestbook clearly was set up to promote manly love! Why else would this guestbook use these fruity colors???
Please leave and don't come back. Feel free to post in a Belding guestbook or a heterosexual guestbook dedicated to Diamond. However, this is a queers-only guestbook! If you don't have any queer messages to contribute, you probably shouldn't post here.
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd February 2004 - 12:29:40 AM
6464 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's a great review of the new CD by Diamond's band (as hard as it may be to believe, Diamond must actually be a better actor than signer! That's shocking to me!):
http://66.218.71.225/search/cache?ei=UTF-8&p=Rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&u=www.bassplayer.com/Reviews.htm&w=rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&d=A4E1912226&c=482&yc=52723&icp=1
"The big problem with actors-turned-musicians is that their bands get much further than they should, based on novelty or publicity rather than the strength of their musical achievement. Take Salty The Pocketknife, for example, a proggy modern-rock quartet whose publicists prominently tout Dustin Diamond—Screech from Saved By The Bell—on bass. (Hey, it made me listen.) While the grinding, angular songs are certainly not trite or formulaic, they feature the unlistenably bad vocals of Rosebud, who himself sounds like a screeching gnome leaping around in someone’s drug-induced nightmare. Diamond capably holds down the odd time signatures, though he rarely ventures outside the mind-numbingly repetitive guitar riffs. You might listen to it once for laughs, but you won’t listen twice. "
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd February 2004 - 11:57:27 AM
6457 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's some articles about Diamond:
http://www.uwmleader.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/11/11/3fb1a800cc379
http://216.239.39.104/search?q=cache:sa10GJxawC0J:www.giantgenius.com/archives/000384.html+%22dustin+diamond%22+google&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
Here's a great quip about Diamond's band:
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=loveruckus&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=4rc7j5%24b8g%40newsbf02.news.aol.com&rnum=1
This webpage has a clip of a song from Diamond's band:
http://www.sonancerecords.com/downloads.html
- Kurt Steinberg
19th February 2004 - 01:34:19 AM
6423 : Kurt Steinberg
Please stop with the pro/anti Mexican, jew, and black posts. Such posts have nothing to do with queer Dustin Diamond fantasies and do not belong here. People come to this guestbook to find Diamond-related (and SBTB-related) masturbation material. I seriously doubt that any of the queers who frequent this board get hard when reading racial messages.
Diamond, please see to it that the "Remember When..." guy posts some more recaps. How about a recap of the episode where there was the "senior skip" day but Zack was stuck in class. Screech dressed up as Zack to participate in a radio contest, as I recall.
- Kurt Steinberg
18th February 2004 - 01:06:32 AM
6417 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey gang, has everyone else noticed that Diamond's website has become incredibly lame? It's lost its edge. In fact, I'm not even sure whether I still want to do Diamond in his cornhole! He's really not an attractive guy! In fact, he's so unattractive that I'm seriously considering turning straight. Maybe if Diamond queers up this guestbook soon I'll change my mind.
In the meantime, has everyone seen this for sale: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000DIZT9/qid%3D1077084069/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/002-9935615-6054440
It's the CD for Diamond's crappy band! It's great toss-off music! You'd better buy your copy quicky - they're selling like hotcakes on Amazon.com. In fact, this CD is ranked #358,304 of all the CDs offered at Amazon.com!
- Kurt Steinberg
16th February 2004 - 11:59:29 PM
6413 : Kurt Steinberg
Whatever happened to ChaChi/Internet Cop? Did he come out of the closet yet? In my opinion, anyone who watches enough Saved By The Bell episodes (especially those from the New Class) eventually turns gay and wants to have sex with Diamond. Diamond just has that effect on people!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th February 2004 - 06:26:05 PM
6407 : Kurt Steinberg
The writer of message 6406 isn't fooling anyone! Please leave and don't come back. This website was set up to promote homosexuality and the exchange of queer Dustin Diamond fantasies. Your message is off-topic and should be deleted by the website administrator.
- Kurt Steinberg
11th February 2004 - 11:34:24 PM
6380 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, your website is quickly becoming lame again. Please spice it up by posting your own queer fantasies - let us know what you'd like the dudes who frequent this guestbook to do to you! Also, please get the "Remember when..." guy to start posting again.
I'd like to use your neatly trimmed beard to soak up the piss underneath the urinal in my office building. Would you like that? Afterwards you can drink some loads!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th February 2004 - 02:09:41 AM
6366 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's a great album to play while spanking it! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000033GY/qid=1076396938//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i11_xgl15/102-9676250-3721740?v=glance&s=music&n=507846
It really gets me in the mood!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th February 2004 - 02:02:21 AM
6365 : Kurt Steinberg
Who's the Kurt Steinberg imposter (message 6359)? Nobody was fooled, you LOSER! Please leave so that the rest of us can get back to exchanging queer fantasies about our idol, Dustin Diamond!
Diamond, did you, Belding, and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang really have a drug-induced orgy? Did you, Slater, and Belding make a queer train, with you in the middle?
- Kurt Steinberg
07th February 2004 - 02:56:05 PM
6345 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey guys, check out this picture of the Saved By The bell gang: http://www.angelfire.com/80s/iluffthe80s/
What is Salter doing? He has a very strange look on his face - is Belding doing him from behind?
- Kurt Steinberg
06th February 2004 - 01:40:48 AM
6338 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, we all know you're a cocksucker, just like the other 98% of the posters here! As I recall, you've posted messages in which you said you had given Diamond a Cleveland Steamer!
By the way, what ever happened to "Friendly Adviser"? He always provided helpful suggestions re: masturbating to pictures of Diamond!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th February 2004 - 11:38:15 PM
6327 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's another picture of Diamond: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000VHGUQ/104-0390683-0777542?v=glance&s=home-garden&n=507846&me=A3ITI9OL2RKBEO&vi=pictures&img=14#more-pictures
Diamond, I love the Hawaiian shorts!!! Come over to my place for some gay lovin' and wear them!!! I'll yank them off and then do you in the cornhole!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th February 2004 - 11:32:02 PM
6326 : Kurt Steinberg
Saved By The Bell Seasons 3 and 4 are coming out on DVD soon!!! http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001EFV9K.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Thanks for the masturbation material Diamond!!! I'm going to lose so many loads while watching these episodes!!! I already spooged in my pants when I saw Diamond in the picture!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd February 2004 - 11:18:42 PM
6314 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, I certainly don't do animals! I just do other dudes, just like you! I, like 95% of the posters here, come to this Dustin Diamond webpage to find queer fantasies about Diamond! Nothing gets me off like homosexual Diamond posts!
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd February 2004 - 08:56:04 AM
6307 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, please stop posting links to disgusting heterosexual porn! By the way, I have seen (and done) pussies before. As I have previously stated, I was heterosexual until I saw Diamond in Saved By The Bell. Diamond's character "Screech" turned me gay, and not just a little gay - now I'm full-blown Liberace gay!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
31st January 2004 - 12:18:37 PM
6291 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
I still want to have gay sex with you - I think you'll find that I'm a thoughful gay lover. As I'm doing you in your cornhole, I'll give you a "reach-around" to get you off!!! Let's hook up!
- Kurt Steinberg
29th January 2004 - 08:51:31 AM
6273 : Kurt Steinberg
Michael Moore (message 6269), are you the really fat, bearded filmmaker who hates America? If so, I am not game! Your fat, mushy ass could never turn me on! I would like to take a dump on you, but not for sexual pleasure; instead, I just don't like you!
- Kurt Steinberg
27th January 2004 - 10:43:42 PM
6268 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember When" guy, thanks for the great recap!
How about a recap of "The Fabulous Belding Boys"? That's the episode where Belding's brother was a substitute teacher. I don't exactly recall, but I seem to remember that Screech was jealous of all the attention that Belding brother was getting. I also vaguely recall that somebody gave Screech a "dirty sanchez" at the end of the episode!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th January 2004 - 09:37:59 PM
6253 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I saw the Saved By The Bell episode the other day where a girl joins the Bayside wrestling team. On the girl's birthday, Zack and the gang gave her a cupcake with a candle inserted in the top of it. You asked for the candle because you said that you liked to eat wax, and then you ate the paper in which the cupcake was wrapped. Did you write those jokes yourself? They weren't funny at all!
The "Remember When" guy should do a recap of that episode!
- Kurt Steinberg
24th January 2004 - 11:04:39 PM
6252 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I'm thinking of filming a x-rated queer sex video. Would you like to participate? I'll call it "Kurt's Squirts," and I'll be the star of each of the many scenes. I'd like to have a scene would you where I do you in the cornhole, tea bag you, and then give you a Cleveland Steamer!!! Doesn't that sound like fun???
- Kurt Steinberg
24th January 2004 - 06:19:25 PM
6251 : Kurt Steinberg
What's the deal with the fake website administrator??? I have no doubt that the real website administrator wants to promote the posting of homoerotic messages concerning Diamond!
Diamond, let's get together for gay sex! I'll "tea bag" you while I take a dump on your head!!! Next, I'll give you a golden shower to clean off your face! Finally, I'll blow my wad in your eyes!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
12th January 2004 - 11:47:39 PM
6156 : Kurt Steinberg
David Evans (message 6154), why are you posting messages about jewelry on a homosexual Dustin Diamond fan page? Let's hook up for manly love - I'll give you a "hot lunch" and then I'll clean you off with a ggolden shower. Diamond should feel free to join in for fun.
- Kurt Steinberg
12th January 2004 - 07:03:57 PM
6151 : Kurt Steinberg
Debbie, thanks for the support. I have not posted here for a few days because this website has become lame. By the way, I certainly did not post message 6148 - it's a "Kurt Steinberg" imposter! I certainly don't want to buy anyone's soiled underwear! I only post here because I want to put my beef in Diamond's male taco! People like Chaci are ruining this place by posting fake messages under other posters' names.
- Kurt Steinberg
08th January 2004 - 11:46:50 PM
6134 : Kurt Steinberg
David Evans (message 6125), let's get together for gay sex! We can talk about mortgage refinancings after you drink my hot load!!!
J & S (message 6128), you should join us and we'll make a queer train!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Cartoon of Screech, Mr. Belding, and Slater Dancing
Here's a nice cartoon of Screech, Mr. Belding, and Slater dancing to the Village People's "Y.M.C.A." song! Mr. Belding and Slater certainly appear to be having a great time dancing with Screech.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Article About Diamond's Unsuccessful Attempt to Shut Down dustindiamond.com
Check out this press release relating to Diamond's unsuccessful attempt to shut down dustindiamond.com. I was mentioned in this:
Parody Site Wins Domain Fight vs. Ex-Child Star Art Triumphs over Celebrity In Precedent-Setting Decision
In what appears to be a first in Internet history, the World Wide Web's legal arm has rebuffed an attempt by ex-child actor Dustin Diamond ("Screech" of TV's "Saved by the Bell") to claim the eponymous Web site, http://www.dustindiamond.com. Instead the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) will allow on-line artist Max Goldberg to continue to maintain his parody Web site at the dustindiamond.com address. An arbitrator acting on behalf of ICANN issued the decision on Monday. The precedent-setting decision is believed to be the first time that a celebrity has lost a domain name dispute to a non-commercial parody site.
NEW YORK (PRWEB) April 14, 2004 -- In what appears to be a first in Internet history, the World Wide Web's legal arm has rebuffed an attempt by ex-child actor Dustin Diamond ("Screech" of TV's "Saved by the Bell") to claim the eponymous Web site, http://www.dustindiamond.com.
Instead the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) will allow on-line artist Max Goldberg to continue to maintain his parody Web site at the dustindiamond.com address.
An arbitrator acting on behalf of ICANN issued the decision on Monday (National Arbitration Forum Claim Number: FA0402000237446)
. The precedent-setting decision is believed to be the first time that a celebrity has lost a domain name dispute to a non-commercial parody site.
Goldberg, 21, is a free-lance programmer whose parody Web sites have been entertaining thousands of fans for several years now. His cyber-installations include www.yourethemannowdog.com, which continues to get tens of thousands of hits every week, and another heavily visited site, www.getyourasstomars.com. Another Goldberg art site, www.ytmnd.com, is set to debut on April 10.
Faced with Diamond's 38-page legal complaint, and unable to afford to hire his own legal firepower, Goldberg wrote a 28-page response himself with the help of his mother and older sister. "I was outraged that Screech would attempt to revive his floundering career by destroying my work of art," Goldberg says. "The ICANN decision shows that an artist's right to fair use still has clout in the legal arena."
Goldberg, a resident of New York City, created the dustindiamond.com site when he was just 18 years old. The site is a low-tech masterpiece making fun of America's worship of celebrity. It includes a public forum "guest book" that has been taken over by pranksters posing as rabid Diamond fans. In a typical post, someone calling himself "Kurt Steinberg" wrote to the child actor, "Your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually!"
Diamond's attorneys had argued that Goldberg's site infringed on the trademark value of the actor's celebrity, calling him "a major pop icon of the 1990s" whose "'squeaky' clean image" was being damaged.
Goldberg's response pointed out that the site's reference to Diamond as a "sex symbol" clearly signaled that it is a parody. "His 'Screech' character is a stereotypically asexual geek," the response says, "and Mr. Diamond's subsequent attempts to revive his show-business career have portrayed him in a similar light, notwithstanding his recent cultivation of facial stubble." Goldberg included a photograph of Diamond as one of the exhibits in his response as proof of the actor's lack of sexual charisma.
Goldberg also pointed out that his site sells no products, carries no advertising, and yields no income. "The site exists solely for the sake of its humorous and artistic value," his response to Diamond's complaint says. "It is truly art for art's sake."
The arbitrator found that Goldberg's site falls within the realm of "fair use." The decision reads: "The Panel accepts [Goldberg's] arguments that the 'outrageously ugly and low-tech graphics and numerous errors and misspellings,' as well as the sheer absurdity of the site's claim that Dustin Diamond is a 'FAMOUS SUPERSTAR AND SEX SYMBOL' clearly signal that the site is not meant to be taken seriously."
The decision continues, "Whether the site is regarded as parody, satire, or critical commentary, and not withstanding [Goldberg's] assertion that 'lawyers are notoriously bad at understanding how humor works,' this Panel finds that legitimate non-commercial fair use commentary is involved.'"
The complete text of the decision, together with Diamond's original complaint and Goldberg's response, are available at a site Goldberg's associates registered just in case the ICANN decision went against him: www.dustindiamondsucks.com.
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Monday, February 06, 2006
"The Butt Slappin' Bunch" song
Hey fellas, here's a song I wrote about Screech (sung to the Brady Bunch theme song):
Here's the story of a man named Belding,
Who was principal of the Bayside high school,
he would butt rape and watch porn all day,
in his office at the school.
It's the story of a boy named Screechy,
who had a big jew-fro of his own.
he was friends with Zack and Slater,
they were 3 queers together, yet they were all alone.
Til the one day when the Belding met Screechy,
and they knew that it was much more than a hunch,
that this grouping would somehow form a family,
that's the way they became the "Butt-Slappin' Bunch."
Here's the story of a man named Belding,
Who was principal of the Bayside high school,
he would butt rape and watch porn all day,
in his office at the school.
It's the story of a boy named Screechy,
who had a big jew-fro of his own.
he was friends with Zack and Slater,
they were 3 queers together, yet they were all alone.
Til the one day when the Belding met Screechy,
and they knew that it was much more than a hunch,
that this grouping would somehow form a family,
that's the way they became the "Butt-Slappin' Bunch."
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