Dustin Diamond Getting Some Male Ass

Here is a picture of Diamond apparently receiving some male ass at an awards show. Diamond certainly appears to be enjoying himself here. I bet that Diamond has fecal matter stuck in his beard as a result of all of the dudes ripping wet farts right in his face!

The Infamous Asian Masturbator

There have been many rumors that an Asian kid lurked in the shadows on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set and masturbated vigorously while Diamond was being sodomized during the filming of various episodes by AC Slater, Maxwell Nerdstrom, Mr. Belding, and Zack's dad, to name just a few among many homosexual attackers. Supposedly the Asian masturbator left cum stains all over walls on the set and would typically spray diarrhea onto Diamond. I heard that his diarrhea was chock full of fried rice and soy sauce. After unleashing a diarrhea spray, he would hide in the shadows again. I heard that this kid was some kind of gay super-ninja. Here is a screen capture that I took. Can anyone confirm that this is the infamous Asian masturbator?

AIM Instant Messaging Conversation With Salty the Pocketknife

Dustin Diamond was in the awful band, Salty the Pocketknife, several years ago. The leader of Salty the Pocketknife was a drummer in the band, Evan Stone. The following are conversations between someone from the band (probably either Dustin Diamond or Evan Stone) (using the login "Saltythepocket") and some random people who wanted to harass Diamond:

fates end k1d (5:27:55 AM): happy new year, you fuck!
fates end k1d (5:28:00 AM): happy new year, screech?
fates end k1d (5:28:04 AM): screech??
fates end k1d (5:28:07 AM): hello?
fates end k1d (5:28:10 AM): hello.....sreech??
fates end k1d (5:28:15 AM): hellllllllllloooooooooOooooooooOOoooooo?
fates end k1d (5:28:21 AM): anybody there?
fates end k1d (5:28:26 AM): hello!?
fates end k1d (5:28:28 AM): yoohoooooOOooooo, screech????
fates end k1d (5:28:30 AM): hmm....
fates end k1d (5:28:33 AM): where at you!?
Saltythepocket (5:28:35 AM): please stop
Saltythepocket signed off at 5:28:37 AM.



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Metallica479: fuck you
SCREECH------->Saltythepocket: hmmm
Saltythepocket: no
MeTaLLiCa479: yeah
MeTaLLiCa479: you are fucking cool man
MeTaLLiCa479: your band rocks
MeTaLLiCa479: seriously
Saltythepocket: thanks
Saltythepocket: are you bi polar?
MeTaLLiCa479: no, i just say "fuck you" as hi
MeTaLLiCa479: its cool
MeTaLLiCa479: like your band, you guys are awesome
MeTaLLiCa479: buty screech is a fucking homo
MeTaLLiCa479: you should kick him out
MeTaLLiCa479: and get hitler
Saltythepocket: i bet you have alot of friends because of this lovely greeting
MeTaLLiCa479: yeah man
MeTaLLiCa479: we're freinds
MeTaLLiCa479: me and you and screech
MeTaLLiCa479: so happy together
Saltythepocket: not likely
Saltythepocket: i find you to be somewhat of an ass
MeTaLLiCa479: yeah man
MeTaLLiCa479: i like robots
Saltythepocket: im happy for you
MeTaLLiCa479: i built one to pull down girl's pants
MeTaLLiCa479: it's rad
Saltythepocket: rad?
MeTaLLiCa479: we can put it on saved by the bell
MeTaLLiCa479: slater would dig that shit
MeTaLLiCa479: is he in the band too
MeTaLLiCa479: yeah man
MeTaLLiCa479: your band is fucking great
MeTaLLiCa479: are you touring?
Saltythepocket: i think this conversation is over
MeTaLLiCa479: are you?
Saltythepocket: you have been more than disrespectful
MeTaLLiCa479: have i?
MeTaLLiCa479: look man, i need a freind
Saltythepocket: indeed
Saltythepocket: and spelling lessons
MeTaLLiCa479: i before e except c or your fucking gay band
MeTaLLiCa479: you guiysd suck
MeTaLLiCa479: i was just schmoozing you
Saltythepocket: as i expected... bipolar
MeTaLLiCa479: but you and your gay band are fucking shitty and should be wiped out
Saltythepocket: ok
Saltythepocket: thanks
MeTaLLiCa479: break up
Saltythepocket: bye
MeTaLLiCa479: i'm bi polar, and you are bi
MeTaLLiCa479: does your girlfreind know about you and screech
MeTaLLiCa479: fucking
MeTaLLiCa479: with mr. belding
MeTaLLiCa479: threesome
MeTaLLiCa479: wit belding
MeTaLLiCa479: rad
MeTaLLiCa479: you area ghoul, sir
MeTaLLiCa479: you fucking mermaid
MeTaLLiCa479: bitch
Saltythepocket signed off at 4:24:16 PM




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cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: fag
SCREECH------>Saltythepocket: gee thanks
Saltythepocket: i waited all day for that
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: good
Saltythepocket: do you know who i am?
Saltythepocket: i think you have me confused with someone
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: you're screech
Saltythepocket: uh sorry...no
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: you know screech then
Saltythepocket: this is a band account
Saltythepocket: and he doesnt use this screen name
Saltythepocket: i do
Saltythepocket: he is my bass player
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: yeah well tell him i said sup screech
Saltythepocket: how about fuck you and get a life
Saltythepocket: asshole
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: wow that's pretty hostile
Saltythepocket: learn how to talk to people nicely
Saltythepocket: see
Saltythepocket: how do you like it?
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: well that last sentence wasn't very nice
Saltythepocket: fag
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: wow
Saltythepocket: i dont give a shit
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: again with the hurtness
Saltythepocket: you are an asshole
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: oh my god
Saltythepocket: bye
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: my feelings are crushed
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: AAHhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goddamn heart!!
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: fag
Saltythepocket signed off at 12:43:16 AM.



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ROBO FOX--->Draco114: hi
SCREECH ---> Saltythepocket: hi
Draco114: is this "the" dustin diamond
Saltythepocket: sorry...dustin is in NY
Draco114: who is this?
Saltythepocket: drummer
Saltythepocket: evan
Saltythepocket: and you are?
Draco114: what is dustin's screen name?
Saltythepocket: you really think i am going to give it to you?
Draco114: why not man, im a fan of the band
Draco114: you guys friggin rule
Saltythepocket: thank you
Saltythepocket: but thats private info
Saltythepocket: i am certain you understand
Draco114: no way man, he wont mind
Saltythepocket: ok...here it is
Saltythepocket: but dont tell anyone
Draco114: k
Saltythepocket: iamajackass.com
Draco114: thats his screename?
Draco114: cant have periods in a screen name dude
Saltythepocket: got to go
Draco114: bye
Draco114: hey i thought you were leavin man
Draco114: whats the deal with your bands name though
Draco114: i mean you guys throw down, but your name is a lil gay i think
Saltythepocket: im busy dude
Draco114: did i say gay?
Saltythepocket: i think you did
Draco114: yes i did
Draco114: and i meant it too
Draco114: gay as hell
Draco114: mind if i through a few suggestions?
Saltythepocket: yes
Draco114: k cool
Draco114: maybe something like
Draco114: Screech The Pocket
Saltythepocket: yes i mind
Draco114: or
Draco114: Saved by the Salty
Draco114: or
Saltythepocket: you are dumb arent you?
Draco114: Slater is the only person from saved by the bell with any chance at a real career
Draco114: that last one is good
Draco114: dumb enough to know how to speak the english language correctly, (arent you)
Draco114: thats like ...dumb are not you
Draco114: not even close dude
Draco114: thats gay as hell
Saltythepocket signed off at 9:43PM.



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Saltythepocket: we are in a band together
artificialZine: really
Saltythepocket: i dont work for him, no
artificialZine: is he a cool guy to hang out with
artificialZine: or is he in the band just to get some extra kids out to your shows
Saltythepocket: hes a funny guy
Saltythepocket: whos this?
Saltythepocket: and how did you hear about the band?
artificialZine: just a random kid who saw your mp3.com site
artificialZine: from vh1 i think
Saltythepocket: hi random kid
artificialZine: is this jack
Saltythepocket: no
Saltythepocket: how do you know jack?
artificialZine: i think one of my friends talked to him online before
artificialZine: so are you in this for fun to make it big or both
Saltythepocket: where do you live?
artificialZine: jersey
Saltythepocket: im in it for the chicks
Saltythepocket: jersey is a shit hole
artificialZine: has it worked
Saltythepocket: yea..i have 2 naked chicks in my room right now
artificialZine: nah, im from SOUTH jersey, its nice down here
artificialZine: liar
Saltythepocket: its all the same smelly hole...when i lives in NY i could smell it from there
Saltythepocket: jersey is a dump
artificialZine: have you ever even seen two chicks naked at the same time?
Saltythepocket: if you were smart you would move out
Saltythepocket: ive seen 4
artificialZine: yeah, but strip clubs dont count man
Saltythepocket: sorry pal...i live a good life
Saltythepocket: i dont need strip clubs
artificialZine: sure...
Saltythepocket signed off at 10:20PM.

Diamond's Halloween Costume

I found this nice gay costume that would be perfect for Diamond! He's a bit chubbier than the fruit in this photo, but I still think Diamond would ooze homosexuality if he paraded around north Hollywood in this outfit - the homeless men in the area would go crazy if they saw Diamond dressed like this!

Diamond's #1 Fan?

I think that I may have found Diamond's #1 fan. Does anyone know if this fruit is Diamond's biggest fan?

Does Diamond have a "wizard's sleeve"????

Does anyone know if Diamond sports a "wizard's sleeve"?? For those of you who don't know, a "wizard's sleeve" is an asshole that is so stretched out from overuse that it looks like a baggy Wizard's sleeve.

I'll bet that Belding, Tuttle, A.C. Slater, Zack Morris' dad, Kevin the robot, and Milo the janitor (from Good Morning Miss Bliss) probably had unprotected buttsex with Diamond so many times that Diamond's butthole drapes open even when not in use. Does anyone know the truth???

Cereal Characters Queer Gangbang

I just got word of a hot breakfast cereal queer gangbang taking placing in Key West at the rest stop off mile marker 23 of the Overseas Highway (the southernmost leg of U.S. Highway 1) on Saturday, August 25th!

I'm going dressed as Cap'n Crunch and plan on taking a Taco Bell fueled shit into Count Chocula's mouth. I will then have unprotected buttsex with the Trix Rabbit. Meanwhile, the Snap! Crackle! and Pop! Rice Crispies queers will be daisy-chaining each other and the Lucky Charms Leprachaun will teabag the Honey Nut Cheerios bee. I also heard that Tony the Tiger and the Nestle Quik Rabbit will spitroast the Honey Smacks frog! This is going to be hot, so make plans accordingly!!!

Button to Wear to Queer Dumpster Parties

Fellow queers, I have been informed that everyone on the Key West gay dumpster circuit is supposed to wear this Dustin Diamond "Zoinks" button to gain entrance to the hottest dumpster parties around!

The Movietickets.com Guy

I have seen Movietickets.com commercials several times over the past couple years while I was out at the theatres. My favorite commercial is the one with the guy with the enormous poofy jew-fro! I think it would be really cool of Diamond and the Movietickets.com guy had a swordfight to determine who is the master of the jew-fros!

Queer Dustin Diamond-Related Media

As you may have heard, Diamond is about to lose his house to foreclosure. He went on the Howard Stern Show last week to grovel and beg for money. He mentioned that he's selling t-shirts on his new website. I went to his website yesterday and discovered some pathetic queer ring tones on his website. Check them out here.

Here's a link to a downloadable file of his Howard Stern appearance.


I also found some other cool Diamond-related media links:

This is a link to an appearance Diamond made on the Opie & Anthony Show in 2002 where he was harassed by several anti-Screech callers. There's a funny exchange between a caller and Diamond at about 135 minutes in to this file.

Here's a video of a 16-year-old nerd totally clowning Diamond in this fake interview.

Here's a clip of an "Inside The Actor's Studio" skit from Saturday Night Live where Tobey Maguire played Screech.

Gay Spa Party

I was watching the 5th Season of Saved By The Bell the other day while jerking off. After I blew my load on my hand I slowly drifted off to sleep. I had a fantasy where I was in a spa with 5 other hot guys! We were all watching the "Murder Mystery" Saved By The Bell episode on a tv in view from the spa. One thing led to another and before I knew what had happened all 6 of us were intertwined in a homoerotic mishmash with crotches, legs, and arms pointing every which way. Within the next hour each of us had lost several loads of semen and pissed and shit in the spa! By the time we all got up and out of the spa, the water was cloudy and about 1/2 inch of shit coated the spa water! It was so hot. I hope that my spa fantasy becomes reality in the near future!!!

Post from Savedbythebellnow.com

Check out this message that was posted at savedbythebellnow.com:

I've had enough.
« Thread Started on 4/7/06 at 15:47 »
I've been a long time fan of Saved by the Bell, from the very beginning of the show, and continue to be an avid fan of the program today. It's a very safe assumption to make that it has been my absolute favorite television show of all time.

That said, it would also be pretty safe to say that, after the internet's rise to prominence, I had begun to use it as a means to get my Saved by the Bell fix, to read more about the behind the scenes aspects of the show and so forth. Especially in the periods of time before the DVD collections began coming out in 2003, the internet was pretty much the only source for all things SBtB related, unless one had old VHS tapes, or somehow managed to come across old reruns on television. As such, I've done more than my fair share of wandering along the net, occasionally browsing through random websites related to the show.

For the most part, what one tends to find on your average site or subsite devoted to the show is relatively normal fare... nothing too apart from the norm, the basic information, the occasional (and asinine) stigma that goes along with "child stars", and that's about it. Nothing extensively elaborate, but it's nice to know that people still care about the show enough to talk about it, right?

Anyway, as many of you know, there exists a disturbing contingent of "fans" who have taken, shall we say, extensive liberties with the content of this show which the rest of us hold so dear. In particular, they seem to be hellbent on utterly destroying the good name of Mario Lopez, Dennis Haskins, and most of all Dustin Diamond.

I found the original guestbook of "Dustin Diamond" a few years ago. I expected to see a benign display of old school Saved by the Bell fans giving their kudos to the actor. What I encountered instead was a nonstop barrage of the most horrible degradation of a human being that I have ever had the misfortune to observe. The terrible things that were said on this guestbook were enough to make my blood boil.

I've observed the monstrous lengths that the people within this sick community have gone to in order to absolutely dismember the name of Dustin Diamond and many others. And it utterly disgusts me.

-Do you realize that they were responsible for the closure of the forums on Dustin's band's website? What kind of evil freaks would have the nerve to seek out and attack not only Dustin himself, but everyone around him as well? What kind of people take delight in succeeding to tear apart a significant part of something that Dustin has dreamed of doing for so long, and unlike most of us, is a dream that he is actually getting to live out? Salty the Pocketknife was in my opinion a fantastic band with limitless talent, and ought to have once and for all evolved Dustin well past the perception of him as only being Screech. However, it seems that the monsters from that guestbook couldn't allow him to have that, and tore his website apart. Eventually, the entire website was hacked and ruined by someone as well... I wouldn't be surprised if they had something to do with that also. These people have helped to murder Dustin Diamond's dream.

-Do you realize that the Wikipedia article for Dustin Diamond (and probably many other SBtB articles as well) has been so thoroughly vandalized by these people that it's near impossible for the casual browser to distinguish between facts and these people's ridiculous lies?

-Do you realize that these people have so infected the internet with their disgusting propaganda that all the major search engines now have their forum site near the top of their lists for searches for "Dustin Diamond"? That real fans who are genuinely curious about the man himself will potentially be bombarded with this crap?

-Do you realize that these people are now attempting to wreak havoc here as well? Although I'm sure it was obvious, but that Dner guy who made such a big stink about homophobia is one of the main culprits of their dumb group. There are posts on their forums, ruthlessly mocking this site, when I don't think it's any of their business what goes on here in the first place. I find it to be both excessive and idiotic.

And the worst part is, that they have been doing this for years, and they aren't stopping.

Surely, being a public figure will naturally force a person to be exposed to a reasonable amount of backlash or good natured teasing. That's just the nature of showbusiness. But this is so far past reasonable.

I don't want to dignify their ridiculous antics or give them any sort of endorsement or publicity by posting their web addresses here, but I'm sure the people here who have been around long enough have been tricked into going into these horrible places already, and know where they can be found.

However, I do think it's time that the true fans of Saved by the Bell gave these degenerate monsters a piece of their minds. This little subculture of theirs has moved so beyond mere internet trolling and has damaged the very foundation of how the show and its contributors are being perceived.

It's about time that the people who genuinely care about this show to stand up to these people and take back OUR show.

"The Butt Slappin' Bunch" song

Hey fellas, here's a song I wrote about Screech (sung to the Brady Bunch theme song):

Here's the story of a man named Belding,
Who was principal of the Bayside high school,
he would butt rape and watch porn all day,
in his office at the school.

It's the story of a boy named Screechy,
who had a big jew-fro of his own.
he was friends with Zack and Slater,
they were 3 queers together, yet they were all alone.

Til the one day when the Belding met Screechy,
and they knew that it was much more than a hunch,
that this grouping would somehow form a family,
that's the way they became the "Butt-Slappin' Bunch."

Wikipedia parody website

A couple months ago I discovered a Wikipedia parody website called "Uncyclopedia." This website is supposed to be a funny version of Wikipedia where humorous satarical stories are posted about various subjects.

Unfortunately, there is a faggot editor over there with the user name "BobBobBob." This asshole deleted the "Dustin Diamond" entry several weeks ago for no apparent reason. Feel free to spam or edit this shithead's Uncyclopedia homepage.

Kurt Loder & Dustin Diamond?

A while ago I saw that the article about Dustin Diamond at Wikipedia indicated that he had a relationship with Kurt Loder in the mid-90s. That allegation has since been removed from Wikipedia, but I do wonder if there is any truth to it. If anyone knows anything about an intimate relationship between Kurt Loder and Dustin Diamond, please post such information as a comment to this post!

Here's a hot pic of Kurt Loder:

Sign the guestbook!!!

There's a new feature to this blog. I've finally acquired a guestbook. Feel free to sign it and let everyone know what you think about Diamond and this blog!

My only requirement is that if you are going to post please respect the feeling of everyone else by limiting your posts to queer fantasies and thoughts. The guestbook is queers-only!

I want to watch Diamond get sodomized by some bums!

I was thinking the other day that it would be really hot if a couple smelly and diseased bums had sodomized Screech on one of the Saved By The Bell episodes. The thought of a couple homeless vagrants doing queer things to Screech really turns me on. Here are a couple bums that I think would do a good job of sodomizing Screech:


I'm sure this guy whould rather be cuddling with Screech instead of this abandoned tire:

This bum would like to transport Screech in his stolen cart after having sex with him:

This bum would like to have sex with Screech in this dumpster and then steal his shoes:

I want to give Diamond a "Pharaoh"

I was at a rest stop bathroom the other day when I found out about a new sex move called the "Pharoah"!! I really want to try this one out with Diamond. I need kneel over Diamond lying on his back and teabag him so that my dick points down off his chin like a pharaoh's beard. Then I will squeeze his head between my thighs for the pharaoh headdress. While busting my nut I will yell, "Pharaoh, let my people go!"

Fire hose diarrhea fantasy

Does Diamond wash cars for a living now that his music career seems pretty much over? Have you ever put your thumb over the end of the hose when the water is turned on? If you have, then you must have noticed that the water sprays in every direction. I did that the other day and got a great queer idea! Diamond and I need to hook up - I'll eat 4 burritoes from Taco Bell along with 3 Ex-Laxes. Then, I'll get naked, position myself 6 inches from his head, and then let loose!!! My watery diarrhea will spray out of my ass and completely coat his poofy afro with excrement!!! I'll bet he is getting hard just reading this queer fantasy!!!

I want to give Diamond an "Angry Pirate"

I really want to hook up with Diamond for queer sex!!! I recently learned a new gay sex move while I was at a rest stop bathroom looking for some hot man-on-man action. It's called the "Angry Pirate"!!!! I need Diamond to get on his knees and suck me off. When I'm about to blow my load, I'll pull out and squirt my load in one of Diamond's eyes and then I'll kick him in the shin!!! He'll probably then chase after me, limping around seeing out of only one eye, just like a pirate!!!! Does anyone think I can convince Diamond to let me bestow such a gift on him?