Here are some AI-generated videos of Screech meeting famous people.
In these videos, Screech meets a Hulk Hogan-like person who farts on him:
In the following videos, Screech meets Jake Paul, who belches and farts on him:
In this video, Screech meeting Harry Carey and instead of singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Wrigley Field, Screech instead repeatedly says "Zoinks":
In this video, Screech asks "Macho Man" Randy Savage how to become a professional wrestler, and the Macho Man responds by farting on Screech:
In this video, Screech meets Rodney Dangerfield, who farts next to him:
Here is a video of Mr. Belding and Gary Coleman visiting Screech which Screech recovered with a broken arm in a hospital room. Mr. Belding and Gary Coleman proceed to fart on Screech:
28 comments:
I always enjoy watching someone belch or fart in Screech’s face and grab him by the Jew-fro to position his face right next to the belch or fart, like Jake Paul did in the video posted.
I would also have enjoyed watching a motivational speech in which Hulk Hogan repeatedly farted in Screech’s face!
Smelly, I’m with you. One of my favorite episodes of SBTB was when Coach Sonski had Screech play catcher for the baseball team during practice. He was atrocious and nearly every pitch got past him. But Sonski didn’t put him in because he had any ability. He put him there so each player could stand there and rip nasty farts right in his face. I loved when Sonski took a turn at bat and nearly pressed his ass to Screech’s face while ripping loud farts. Mr. Belding even showed up and took a turn at bat. He’d eaten an entire deep dish pizza for lunch and I’m pretty sure he sharted while forcing out farts in Screech’s face!
Screech Hater, every episode with Coach Sonski was top notch. He also made sure that the Bayside athletes had a good time while doing something demeaning to Screech. I remember seeing a deleted alternate scene from that episode on an Easter Egg on the DVD. In the deleted scene, Mr. Belding was wearing Zubaz pants while he was at bat and Screech was the catcher. Mr. Belding ripped a loud fart which was so powerful that both his Zubaz underwear and Zubaz pants disintegrated, causing an enormous wet fart to be blown into Screech’s face, causing Screech to yell “Zoinks!”
I would have enjoyed it if Harry Carey’s broadcast partner had held Screech’s face near Harry Carey’s ass while Harry Carey sang “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” while ripping ass in Screech’s face. Harry Carey probably ate several chili dogs and nachos drenched in cheese sauce per game and washed them down with stale Budweiser beers, so his farts must have stunk!
Gay Cubs Fan, Screech was a total disgrace yelling “Zoinks” over and over again instead of properly singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”. I for one agree with your idea of having Hary Carey rip some noxious farts right on Screech’s hook nose. I’d also liked to have seen a giant Bigfoot appear out of nowhere and rip off Screech’s Zubaz pants, then pound his anus while everyone else cheered. The Bigfoot would then remove his mask and we would see it was actually Mr. Belding in a Bigfoot costume! Screech would of course yell “Zoinks” and Hary and Mr. B could then press their asses to either sides of Screech’s face and rip atomic blasts simultaneously. This would all be shown on the stadium Jumbotron which would allow the many queer Cubs fans to jerk off wildly to this incredibly erotic scene!
Last night I was woken up at 3am by someone yelling “Zoinks”. As I listened closer I could hear some loud farts, that were quickly followed by “Zoinks”. This morning I asked my neighbor about this and he said he was out in the woods looking for mushrooms late last night. He said he saw two Bigfoots and Screech. He said the Bigfoots would point at something on the ground, and when Screech would bend over to look at, or pick it up, they would rip ass in his face causing him to yell “Zoinks”. He said this happened about 20 times. He then began rambling on about how a new Alien came into his trailer in the middle of the night to take a big dump, and how his trailer is now some kind of galatical rest stop for aliens who need to use the bathroom.
Bad Bart, I have heard that Bigfoots are incredibly strong and are able to quickly climb tall trees. I bet that a Bigfoot carries Screech up to the top of a huge tree and leaves him up there in a large tree branch. The Bigfoot comes back a few minutes later, at which point Screech assumes that the Bigfoot is going to rescue Screech and carry him back down to the ground. Instead, the Bigfoot rips an enormous fart in Screech’s face. A couple other buddies if the Bigfoot also climb the tree to look at Screech and fart in his face! While this is happening, Screech keeps yelling “Zoinks!”
That little ingrate should've been thankful to be the lucky recipient of a gourmet 4-course treetop sasquatch fart-meal, which normally has a waiting-list of over 2 years on air bnb if you are even fortunate enough to able to book one in the first place & I hope those dammned farts he consumed that evening were the wettest and stinkiest ever and gave him a particularly virulent strain of the herpes virus..
Michelin Man, Bigfoots probably rip farts even stinkier than those of Mr. Belding! Mr. B’s farts smell rank because of all of the greasy processed food he devours on a daily basis. However, who knows what Bigfoods eat - probably raw deer and bunch of weird vegetables they find in the forest, which might fuel some stinky farts. Plus, Bigfoots are really hairy and they probably never clean their asses unless they swim in a river. They probably need to go through a car war Wash to remove their stench! So their farts might be too much for ever a perv like Screech to handle.
Do you guys think that corky and screech ever fucked?
Anonymous, I don’t think there’s any question that Corky and Screech had sex. The ‘tard community obeys prison rules on homosexuality, so when Corky would butt-slam Screech, only Screech was considered gay in the interaction.
I don’t like the idea of Screech laying around in a tree-top hammock, taking advantage of Bigfoot’s, by letting them rip farts in his face, then huffing them to get his rocks off. Screech is utterly depraved and needs to stay away from our misunderstood forest friends. I fear he will teach the Bigfoot’s his depraved ways and they will then assume all humans are like Screech and enjoy huffing farts and eating feces.
Reading some of these posts have given me a fantastic idea. The scientific community has spent far too little time investigating farts. I believe this is a missed opportunity. We need to stay ahead of the Chinese who have been studying farts for decades. I believe we need to get sample farts from wonderful known farters like Mr. Belding, John Pepperoni, Steve Anus, and if possible a Bigfoot. Does anyone know of a sample of Mr. Belding’s farts? I’d like to put it in a few of my scientific devices to break it down molecularly. My fellow scientists think this is a dumb idea, and believe we should stick to the cancer research we currently do. But I think the future is in learning everything possible about farts.
Fart Scientist, do you need an actual fresh fart from Mr. Belding? Unless he farts in a jar, it might be hard to find a good sample. However, I have heard that Mr. Belding only showers once every week or two, and that he typically wears the same pair of underwear for the entire time between showers. With all of the greasy fast food and processed junk food Mr. B consumes daily, he probably rips hundreds of stinky, wet farts daily. His underwear must smell completely rank by the time he finally gets around to showering. Perhaps you could swipe a pair of Mr. Belding’s stinky underwear and run fart tests on it?
Anus Goblin, I need the fart in gas form so I can put it into our gas chromatography machine, which will analyze and break down each vital component. Mr. Belding used to be out and about quite often and was known for ripping ass constantly. Lately he’s become more reclusive. I feel it is a matter of national security we obtain one of his fresh farts in a mason jar for proper observation. I would even be willing to dress up as Screech to obtain the sample.
Fart Scientist, is it possible to reconstitute a fart from the dried dookie juice in Mr. Belding’s Hershey-stained underwear?
Anus Goblin, you are onto something. AI has improved to the point at which it can give you a recipe to artificially generate one of Mr. Belding’s farts from his stinky underwear after he’s thrown an old pair on the floor and started using a new pair. You need to place the soiled underwear in a small airtight container inside which a fan blows humidified air onto the undies until the air in the container is at least 98% farts. This recipe would have been perfect for the plot of a Saved By The Bell reboot episode where Screech is locked in his room on the International Space Station and artificial Belding farts are pumped into Screech’s room, resulting in Screech repeatedly yelling “Zoinks!” and begging to be let out in order to breathe fresh air while the laugh track rolls!
If Mr. Belding was dead I would be looking at ideas like these. However, they are very complicated and might not work. Instead, all I need is for him to fart into a mason jar. He’s farted hundreds if not millions of times in his life. I need only one of those to get this experiment going. If we could catch Screech and put him in a room with Belding I’m certain I’d have my fart in under 20 seconds.
I just saw a funny episode of SBTB the New Class. In it Screech ordered a book on How to pick up dudes and grow a bigger dong. For some reason he had the book delivered to the school, and when Mr. Belding saw it he just opened it, not caring at all it was addressed to Screech. When Mr. Belding saw the title of the book he laughed and laughed, then went into the bathroom, took a dump in the book, smushed the dump between the pages, then put the book back in the box it came in and taped the box shut. He then hid by the employee mailboxes and waited for Screech, who soon after came by and seemed very excited to find a package waiting. He did crinkle his hook nose as a bad smell poured from the box. When he opened it he found the book he’d ordered, along with Mr. Belding’s disgusting turd. Mr. B then popped out and yelled “how do you like that book you hook nosed faggot?” Screech then yelled “Zoinks” as Mr. Belding asked him how he liked the addition he’d made to Screech’s book. Screech then yelled “Double Zoinks, you shit on my book, now how am I going to learn how to be a stud like you?” Mr. Belding laughed at this and ripped off Screech’s Zubaz then gave him some rough butt sex.
Hi everyone. I am in the pornography business. Lately my business has been slumping, what with the internet and onlyfans. Thankfully I pivoted to making gay porn which always has a nice demand. Reading this fine board I have a fantastic idea. I need to capture some hot footage of Screech getting banged by a Sasquatch. I would go old school with it and show it in seedy theaters where dudes would pay big money to come watch it and jerk off all over each other. If anyone can get some footage let me know. I’ll pay big money.
That's disgusting, but i'd still probably lick it's ass.. yum.
Sleazy Pornographer, I think it would be hot if you included a second Bigfoot in your porno. The second Bigfoot would be pressing its ass up against Screech’s face while the first Bigfoot butt-slams Screech. The second Bigfoot would be ripping stinky farts in Screech’s face and would spray diarrhea onto Screech’s face! If a second Bigfoot is unavailable, then perhaps you could include Mr. Belding to do these things to Screech while stuffing his face with greasy deep dish pepperoni pizza?
I saw a picture of Screech when he was young and he was getting a bunch of cool He-Man toys for Christmas? I thought he was Jewish?! It would have been funny if he opened the box and instead of a cool He-Man toy he found Mr. Belding had taken a dump in the box, and sold the toy.
I would love to see Screech getting butt-slammed by a Bigfoot while another Bigfoot farted and sprayed diarrhea in his face. I’d also enjoy it if a few rednecks happened to be in the woods and happened upon this hot scenario. I’m certain they would quickly drop their dungarees and begin jerking off!
I just saw a funny episode of the New Class. In it Screech had a crappy little apartment and ordered a bunch of Chinese food. The delivery guy was a big fat guy who had food all over his face. Screech thanked him for the food and gave him a $1 tip. The guy got annoyed and belched right in Screech’s face then left. When Screech began opening the boxes containing the food he found each one was stuffed with random garbage. When he opened the large container that was supposed to have his orange chicken he found a large turd, which caused him to yell “Zoinks, that delivery guy ate my dinner and shit in the box!” Screech then called the Chinese restaurant and tried complaining to a Chinese lady who answered. After Screech explained what happened we heard a loud fart come from the receiver, then the line went dead. Screech again yelled “Zoinks” as the laugh track roared. I personally felt the writers were on top of their game for this episode.
Buford, that was one of the highest-rated episodes of The New Class! Another great episode was the one in which Screech was taking the SAT exam. All of the classrooms were filled with students, so Screech had to take his test in Mr. Belding’s office, where Mr. Belding was the test proctor. Mr. Belding was gorging on Taco Bell while gulping down Mountain Dew from an 2-liter bottle. Mr. Belding got up from his desk to pull down his trousers and rip wet farts in Screech’s face repeatedly! Screech said “Zoinks!” several times during this, to which Belding unleashed loud belches in response. Instead of scoring the 1500+ which he expected to do, Screech instead scored a 1220. When Screech received his test score, he complained to Mr. Belding that his score was worse than he said expected because Mr. Belding kept farting in his face, causing him to lose his concentration. Mr. Belding responded that Screech was solely responsible and need to work on his time management skills. Mr. Belding then farted in Screech’s face and then butt-slammed Screech!
New Class fanatic, that was a great episode. I believe that’s why Screech wound up at Cal U instead of a better school. I wonder if he ever thought back to how Mr. Belding’s farts screwed him over when he was being manhandled by dorm RA Mr. Rodgers?
And on this memorial day, I truly hope you faggots can remember how stupid & lame you truly are.. Amen.
There are many videos of the founder of the Zubaz company in a new post. I wonder how many times Larry Zubaz and Mr. Belding doubled up on Screech...
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