There are rumors that Screech faked his own death in 2021 in an effort to evade his creditors and that he has been living off the grid deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest for the past several years. According to the rumors, Screech was living with a family of clan of Sasquatches until recently, when Screech was kicked out of the group for harassing the Sasquatches.
Several posters claim that bounty hunters hired by Screech's creditors have been tracking Screech for the past several months. The bounty hunters intend to trap Screech and turn him in for a reward. Will the bounty hunters employ the drop trap like the one shown below for trapping wild animals? The drop trap below has a bowl of food as bait, although one of AC Slater's old sweaty wrestling singlets might be a better bait for Screech!
Along with geo-duck clam for him to fuckee-suckee on long time.. 🤓🐌
ReplyDeleteThe bounty hunter should swipe a pair of Mr. Belding’s soiled underwear and place it in the trap. The stench of Mr. B’s Hershey stains should attract Screech to the inside of the trap.
ReplyDeleteIf Screech is captured, I would like to see a reality show produced based on his life as an unpaid bathroom attendant. Watching him sniff the asses of random truckers peeing at a urinal, offering is Jew-fro as toilet paper to men taking dumps in bathroom stalls, and falling over flopping around on the ground like a fish out of water after a stranger rips a stinky fart in his face is a show I would like to watch. It would be spank-tastic!
ReplyDeleteLarry, I rarely use traps as most times humans are far too smart for something that rudimentary. Screech has avoided being captured only because his deviancy causes him to be on the constant move. Studying him I have learned that a trap might actually work in his case. He seems to have no control over his animalistic desires to sniff the underwear of Mr. Belding or other men he finds desirable. Current rumor has it that he has shacked up with another hillbilly family deep in the woods. This family is more dangerous as they make moonshine and are very against outsiders. If my source is correct Screech is there to service their penis and ass needs, as well as act as an unpaid bathroom attendant. Hopefully this lead plans out and I will let everyone know how it goes.
ReplyDeleteGoblin Hunter, I’d like to throw my hat in the ring if you catch Screech. In order to keep prices low at my Americas Best Travel Inn I cannot give you any money, but will instead give you and your employers some fine coupon books good for many Reno establishments. I would like to have Screech provide numerous services to my guests. This would add to their delightful stays, and also bring in more revenue. I could also use him as a human toilet in case there was a problem in a room. A deranged guest might pay to fart in his face, or eat a large sandwich then belch food particles into his greasy Jew fro. The possibilities are endless and I really hope we can come to an agreement.
ReplyDeleteAngie, my network would like to film a reality show about your fine one-star hotel if you do manage to get Screech to stay there. Filming an episode where Screech keeps saying “Zoinks!” every time a bed bug bites him as he tries to fall asleep would be hilarious. We also would like to film from the inside of his room while several weirdos are pressing their bare asses against the door, windows, and adjoining walls while ripping powerful stinky farts. We also want to make sure that we get video of the infamous fat guy who provides “wake up calls” which consist of him walking into rooms we’re guests are sleeping and waking them up by ripping loud farts in their faces. It would be a hit tv show, for sure!
ReplyDeleteTV Executive, that sounds like a great fit. Your audience would love to see the going on at my fine one star motel. The changes I’ve made allow for a family friendly second level, while the first level rooms are designated for more deranged adult customers. Screech would cater to that lower level crowd and would be strictly told to stay the hell away from families on the second level. Your audience will also enjoy our human “wake up call”. It has been a huge success and is fully booked most mornings. This has worked very well as he spends nights gobbling up Taco Bell and pizza, then goes from room to room ripping massive farts in our customers faces. They said his farts are some of the most heinous they have ever smelled and compare it to being woken up with smelling salts that smell like shit! He then heads to Denny’s after I pay him his cut and feasts on a grand slam breakfast. If I get Screech into the mix my revenue per lower level room will skyrocket! A reality show would just drive even more customers here which would allow for further upgrades! Goblin Hunter please capture Screech soon and bring him directly here! I have dozens of local coupon books ready for you, and am willing to cut you in on a nice percentage of what Screech helps me make!
ReplyDeleteAngie, if you are able to get Screech I just might live in a lower level room full time! I just retired from being a long haul trucker and have a nice little nest egg. I can only imagine how amazing it would be if I could eat at Denny’s for every meal, then spray diarrhea into Screech’s mouth, then wipe my ass with his Jew Fro! The cherry on top would be have a morbidly obese man rip ass in my face the next morning to wake me up! Sign me up!!!
ReplyDeleteAngie, I find it odd that you want to allow degenerate weirdos to rent motel rooms on your first floor, while having families rent rooms on your second floor. Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Families will have to walk past random queers in front of first floor rooms with their pants down while ripping ass against doors and windows and/or pleasuring themselves. If those people were on the second floor, families might be able to avoid much of it.
ReplyDeleteCandy Ass, that was my initial thought also. However, the parking lot is the center of almost all deviant behavior. People heading back and forth to the Denny’s, pimps plying their trade, drugs being used and sold, as well as all kinds of deviant behavior. This being said I made the decision to isolate the families on the luxurious second floor. I believe I made the correct decision. Most of this parking lot action doesn’t begin until after most families are in their rooms for the night. If I put the weirdos on the second floor they would definitely be shitting, jizzing, and pissing over the railing. This way once families are safely ensconced on the second floor there is little to bother them. Also, my extremely successful wake up call service utilizes an obese man who couldn’t possibly walk up the two flights of outdoor stairs needed to get to the second floor. So far everything is going very well, and I’ve got nothing but rave reviews from both families and demented weirdos. Now I just need that Goblin guy to catch Screech and deliver him to my fine motel!
ReplyDeleteI’m a long-haul trucker. I drive my Kenworth big rig 18 hours a day during some weeks and my ass get extremely sweaty. The inside of my cab smells quite rank on hot summer days after I’ve stopped at a Casey’s or Pizza Hut and have filled up on pizza. I would like to get a gig at Angie’s fine motel as a wake up call guy. I am willing to work solely for meals for the time being to learn the ropes. I want to rip wet farts in the faces of the budget-conscious motel patrons who visit her fine establishment, to wake them up for the next leg of their trips. My farts are extremely pungent, so there is little need to worry about anyone accidentally sleeping through my wake-up calls.
ReplyDeleteHey everyone, I was hiking in the woods in West Virginia over the weekend when I came across a homeless guy in the woods. He had a huge greasy Jew-fro and appeared to be very malnourished. He begged me for something to eat, so I pulled down my pants a ripped a nasty fart on his face. The fart felt quite wet, so it probably quenched his hunger and thirst! The guy kind of looked like Screech, but I can’t be certain…
ReplyDeleteI was the webmaster for Screech’s website, www.dustindiamond.com , from 2001-2008. I was taking night school classes in website design at Devry at the time. Screech had me program the webpages on his 1995 Gateway computer running Windows 95. Screech also connected to the Internet with a 14.4 kbps modem, so updating the web pages often took a long time! Screech enjoyed reading the comments in the guestbook of his website and would steal jokes to use for his own standup comedy act. I also caught him pleasuring himself a couple times when I came back from lunch and he was reading queer fantasies written about him in the guestbook! Screech would often complain about how expensive everything was and how sad he was that he wasn’t being cast in big movies, as he thought he was a great actor for some weird reason. I remember him saying that if things ever got bad enough, he would go live in the woods he escape from the people to whom he owed money. Thinking about this makes me wonder whether he really did fake his own death.
ReplyDeleteBruce, that is one amazing story! Was this an unpaid job? Screech was a real cheapskate and rarely had any money post SBTB. I was a huge fan of that guestbook and spanked my dong to many of the amazingly erotic posts, almost of all of which were related to people wanting to schedule a time to buttslam Screech, or take a dump in his Jew fro!
ReplyDeleteCrotch, it was a pro bono-type of internship. DeVry had a program where you could earn extra credits if you assisted local businesses or people with web sites, but the people you helped had to fill out an evaluation form in order for you to receive the credit. I did put some effort into creating Screech's website, although his crappy computer and slow Internet connection limited what could be done with the website. I was a fan of Saved By The Bell and did get some signed memorabilia out of it, although I never did course credit because Screech never filled out my evaluation! I reminded that lazy bum a bunch of times, but he never filled it out. I did swipe a few pairs of his Zubaz as compensation and sold them on eBay 15 years ago. Eventually I stopped helping Screech with his website in 2008 and it quickly became overrrun with spam. It was a shame, as there was quite a bit of hot spank material on there buried within a sea of poker spam.
ReplyDeleteBruce, that is an amazing story! The site you helped create provided spank material for legions of Screech’s queer fans! It really sucks after all that work that loser didn’t even fill out the forms needed for you to get credit. We never realized that Screech put that site up so he could jerk off to posts from the “Remember When” guy. None of the posts were flattering, and almost all of them were very negative regarding Screech. It’s funny he found them erotic. It’s no surprise once you left his site turned to shit with non stop poker spam, before it eventually broke entirely. I’d always assumed the computer that ran it was an early 90’s Packard Bell 386, but love knowing it was actually a mid 90’s Gateway. Was it full of viruses and get porn when you began building his website? Also, did Screech ever sexually harass you? Thanks for all this new info!
ReplyDeleteScreech may have had an early 90s Packard Bell at some point. However, when I helped him out, he had me use a Gateway desktop which was probably from 1994 or 1995. It was a slow computer and anytime I used it, the hard drive was really noisy as it kept accessing or moving data from various sectors. I’m pretty sure that the hard drive was like 150 MB or something like that.
ReplyDeleteThere definitely were annoying popup windows which would open whenever you opened the Netscape browser! I asked Screech about it and he claimed that happened from reading news articles. However, the pop up ads were for porn-related items (mostly gay porn) and for some type of “gay chubby dating” website or forum.
I actually met Mr. Belding one time when he stopped by Screech’s apartment while I was there working on the website in the main room. Screech said that they were going to reminisce in the other room (Screech’s bedroom). When they went into there, I heard Mr. Belding talking and it sounded like Screech ear or munching on candy. At least that is what I thought until I heard a door-rattling fart followed by Screech uttering “Zoinks!” and then it sounded like Screech was flopping around on the ground! Obviously, something weird was going on in there, possibly Screech munching on Mr. Belding's butthole! An awful stench soon started emanating into the room where I was sitting. I grabbed a pair of Screech’s Zubaz which were hanging off the side of his sofa and then got up and left as I wanted nothing to do with whatever disgusting things they were doing to each other.
I was pleasuring myself while watching one of the infamous adult-themed episodes of Saved By The Bell last night. It was one of the episodes which only airs late at night on the Spice channel or Cinemax. In it, Lisa Turtle, Slater and Zack walk with Screech to Screech’s house to study after their Zack Attack band practice. When they walk in the door, they catch Mr. Belding have sex with Screech’s mom, Mrs. Powers. Screech utters “Zoinks,” and then Lisa takes off her clothes are starts dyking out with Mrs. Powers, eating out each other’s smelly cooches. Screech complained that Lisa constantly rejected him, but would willing have lesbo sex with his 50-year-old mother? Zack told Screech to shut up and then belted him in the stomach. Mr. Belding walked over, still bare-ass naked, and said Screech was going to pay for interrupting his sex session with Mrs. Powers. Mr. Belding yanked off Screech’s Zubaz and started butt-slamming Screech while Zack and Slater laughed and called Screech a faggot! Screech begged Zack for help and pointed out that Zack is his best friend. Zack replied that he would help, but then suddenly pulled down his pants, pressed his bare ass against Screech’s face, and ripped a fart. Slater then followed suit, which that Zack’s bare ass was pressed against the left side of Screech’s face and Slater’s bare ass was pressed against the right side of Screech’s face as they each ripped a series of stinky farts in Screech’s face while Mr. Belding continued butt-slamming Screech! It was a spank-tastic episode, as this scene went on for at least five more minutes like this.
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